When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. What do you call a man who can lift a car? Jack. What do you call a man laying at you front door? Matt. What do you call a man hiding in autumn leaves? Russel. Why did the man throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. What is green and brown and would kill you if it fell on you from out if a tree? A pool table. How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neek up on it. I have an endless supply of these...
What days are the strong days? Saturday and Sunday, because Monday through Friday are the week(weak)days. Also, all these dad jokes are very...cleaver.😅
How many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to sit on top of the ladder and hold the light bulb, and 4 to pick up the ladder and run in a circle.
Grandpas favorite dad joke from 60’s. Why does Batman wear dark colors? Because he doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin wear bright colors? Because Batman doesn't want to get shot.
Going back to Saturdays? I loved the Saturday uploads. I had 3 of my favorite channels posting in the mornings. It was like being a kid again when tne cool cartoons came on. You were one of the cool cartoons that I loved. STILL do.
ES could stand flr ES Hurlbert who made civil war era blades, knives, cleaverz. Although thejr marking changed. The 'S' coukd also e a '5'' meaning this was an E pattern knife, meaning c,eaver,and then 5 meaning 5 inch width.
This vet decided to host a costume party for all the vets in his area. At the party he noticed the exotic vet had shown up with a lady on his back. He asked the exotic vet, "Hey, what are you supposed to be?" The exotic vet said, "A turtle." The vet said, "Oh, nice! Who's the lady on your back?" The exotic vet replied, "That's Michelle!"
Sick dad jokes....you were warned How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away hiz credit card. Hiw do you keep an elphant from charging? A fifty caliber. Vegan: "How can you look into the eyes of a prwcious deer, peacefully eating grass in a fiels and kill it?' Me: "Steady breath and proper trigger pull' Whats grosser than gross? A teuck full of dead babies rotting in the hot sun in Summer in Florida. What's grosser than that? The bottom one is alive and eating his way out. What's grosser than that? He's going back for seconds. What's grksser than that? He's hiding under your bed cause your feet smell makes him hungry again
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When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
What do you call a man who can lift a car?
Jack.
What do you call a man laying at you front door?
Matt.
What do you call a man hiding in autumn leaves?
Russel.
Why did the man throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What is green and brown and would kill you if it fell on you from out if a tree?
A pool table.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neek up on it.
I have an endless supply of these...
What days are the strong days? Saturday and Sunday, because Monday through Friday are the week(weak)days.
Also, all these dad jokes are very...cleaver.😅
Here about the guy who invented knock- knock jokes? He got the Nobel prize. Excellent job! Thank you!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When during the delivery it becomes apparent.
How many clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to sit on top of the ladder and hold the light bulb, and 4 to pick up the ladder and run in a circle.
Grandpas favorite dad joke from 60’s.
Why does Batman wear dark colors? Because he doesn’t want to get shot.
Why does Robin wear bright colors?
Because Batman doesn't want to get shot.
Fantastic restoration!
I only get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.....
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"hey son, what are you drinking?"
"soy milk"
"hola Milk, soy tu padre"
I really like the rustic and well loved look of the cleaver. Very nice restoration 👍
How did the Hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
"Hey everyone, I'd like you to meat Patty"!
Great 😂
Going back to Saturdays? I loved the Saturday uploads. I had 3 of my favorite channels posting in the mornings. It was like being a kid again when tne cool cartoons came on. You were one of the cool cartoons that I loved. STILL do.
ES could stand flr ES Hurlbert who made civil war era blades, knives, cleaverz. Although thejr marking changed. The 'S' coukd also e a '5'' meaning this was an E pattern knife, meaning c,eaver,and then 5 meaning 5 inch width.
How awesome 👏👏
I really enjoy this episode. Good planning resto and filming.
Cool! A hand forged cleaver blade!
Good job mister beautiful restoration well done
Which of King Arthur’s knights built the round table? Sircumference
What do you call a dog with a hammer? A Labrathor.
If a werewolf bites a house, does it become a ware/werehouse?
Muito bom ❤
“A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer and a mop.”
Just keep repeating it; it gets funnier with each retelling.
Класс!!!👏👏👏
I handed my wife a dart and said throw this and ill take you there on vacation, turns out we are spending two weeks of vacation behind the fridge
What state has the smallest drink? Minnesota get it minisoda
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Great job 👏👍👌❤
You need to do a restoration video on your poor chisel. So 😔
Best video
Nice 😊
When does a joke become a dad joke? when it becomes a parent...
What did the chefs knife say to the vegetables. Chop! Chop!
3 men walk into a bar. The 4th man ducks.
This vet decided to host a costume party for all the vets in his area. At the party he noticed the exotic vet had shown up with a lady on his back. He asked the exotic vet, "Hey, what are you supposed to be?" The exotic vet said, "A turtle." The vet said, "Oh, nice! Who's the lady on your back?" The exotic vet replied, "That's Michelle!"
Просто, класс. Молодец. Лайкаю.
I think that's a sloppily stamped 5, not an S. Nice work on the resto.
Want to hear a dirty joke? My dog fell in the mud… Want to hear a clean joke? We gave her a bath. …
Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump.
Why did Elvis bring his own food to the BBQ?
The had nothing but a pound dog
A monk in Thailand saw the image of Jesus in his tub of margarine. He said, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha!”
(not in US, just wanted to share it.)
Why can't your hand be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Q- How can you identify a dogwood tree?
A- By its very distinctive bark.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A f-shhh!
what do you call two guys hanging on a wall? Curt and Rod.
It looked like you were chopping that carrot with the wrong hand.
A vegan and a vegetarian want to know if they jump who will land first. Guess who won.....
Society
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Only halfway. Then he is running out of the woods.
How does this channel have 130k subscribers?
How do you find will Smith in the mud?
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Follow the fresh prince.
can you restore my gladiator helmet?
What is black and white but red all over? A newspaper (read)
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Leave it to cleaver.
Did you know 11 inches is the largest length your hand can be. You knkw why?
Because if it was 12 inches, it'd be a foot!
Whats brown and sticky?... a stick
What's the difference between a alligator and a crocodile one said see u later and the other one said in a while 😂
Knock Know
Who is there?
I heat mop
I heat mop who?
Gross.
Did someone say to turn the comments section into Sans' joke book or something?
Just because you blow your nose on it doesn't make it kleenex.
Sick dad jokes....you were warned
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away hiz credit card.
Hiw do you keep an elphant from charging?
A fifty caliber.
Vegan: "How can you look into the eyes of a prwcious deer, peacefully eating grass in a fiels and kill it?'
Me: "Steady breath and proper trigger pull'
Whats grosser than gross?
A teuck full of dead babies rotting in the hot sun in Summer in Florida.
What's grosser than that?
The bottom one is alive and eating his way out.
What's grosser than that?
He's going back for seconds.
What's grksser than that?
He's hiding under your bed cause your feet smell makes him hungry again
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