The stamp collection one is hilarious to me cuz my grandaddy (who was from Norway), collected stamps, and old coins. He had huge crates full of binders with al kinds of stamps and stuff in them xD
You got carried away, especially with the last few lines.... **CLEARS THROAT** It is ok, having fun can really help improve, also thanks for the episodes :D
It was fun to learn the Norwegians have some cheesy pickup lines, like Americans. I was dying the last few minutes. Thanks for reminding flirting should be fun.
I try to talk to shop workers and cashiers and they look at me with putty like I am from another planet...I can't even imagine what will happen if I try to talk to a girl in norsk.
@@SimpleNorwegian No no. Cheeky like having a laugh. Ambiguous. One needs to be fluent in order to spot 'cheeky' traits in another language..There is a very different tone of voice. Different mood.These are great lessons. Thank you so much!
Hahaha. Well, I can't say they are very good at flirting but I don't have too much experience in other countries to compare. As a male I find the girls can often be terrible at flirting, they have been raised on hollywood movies and this weird cultural vibe of 'janteloven' and as a result are terribly passive and afraid of judgment. Especially the most attractive girls often have completely uninteresting personalities due to just relying on their looks. People rely on alcohol and sloppy after-parties for hooking up, and of course we have tinder and other dating apps. You can approach women anywhere of course but it's very unusual any other time than at a nightlife venue, except for in Oslo where it's a bit more common during the day.
Norwegian women are so liberated that they do most of the picking up actually. Norwegian men kinda just show up. (note this only applies to settings lubricated by alcohol)
I'm dead 🤣 Here's one Russian traditional pickup line :> Are your parents pirates? Then where did they get such a treasure? ;) [tvai raditeli pirati? Tagda atkuda u nih takoye sakrovishe? ;)] Personally I never seen it working, people use it just to rofl
Simple Norwegian, I just read your comment on Tony Wouters' question. So how come Norwegians usually are at the top of "happiest people in the world" surveys?? Having to abide by Janteloven for fear of being socially judged, and therefore flirting not being openly accepted outside of drunk afterparties... I couldn't be happy in your country. I get your culture of hygge and friluftsliv, and your financial security because of oil profits is an important factor. But spite of all of this, I would say you're socially poor because you're not allowed to be yourselves. What's your take on this, as a Norwegian?
I'm trying to learn Bokmål/ Norwegian because my boyfriend is Norwegian. And when i first started practicing saying "Jeg elsker deg" they were all "not too bad, sounds almost like you're from the south here" and i will never know if that is good or bad 😂😂😂
Why words are different? For example: Jeg er forelsket i deg In this sentence “love”is “forelsket” And you said “love”was” kjærlighet” Is it just another form to say”love “ or it has to be written like that? Thanks :)
@Mangosuthu Buthelezi It's a pick up line men use to start a conversation with women and it varies. A guy used it on me, went like this.. Man: (acting really concerned) "Oh my goodness sweetheart are you okay, did it hurt too bad?!) Me: "I'm fine, did what hurt? Man: "When you fell from Heaven" Me:😄😄😄 Man: "Cause if God made another one like you, he kept her for himself".😄 Me: 😄😄 Man: Are you married? Me: No Man: (pulls out his mobile phone hands it to me) Me: What am I supposed to do with this? Man: Put your phone number in it, how else am I supposed to call you I can't guess it!😆 Me: 😆😆😆 ok 443..... So it works sometimes!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 We stayed together for 4 years too!
"gi meg et kyss"... not only did u laugh but also me.. cuz the pronounciation is like the german word "schiss" which basically means shit :D "give me a shit" :D
Wait a second... It is a real question. Are people who speak Norwegian usually comfortable when a stranger says they have a nice ass? For us Russians, it is very strange.
You had too much fun with this one!
+Jacob Godbehere gotta have fun sometimes :)
It's three in the morning
I'm not norwegian
I don't know any Norwegian people
I should be sleeping
But instead I'm here
What am I doing with my life
ME RIGHT NOW❤️❤️
😆😆
Those words in my country would sound like "cursing"... but hey!... we are flirting!! 😂.
It's a sign that you need to visit Norway and see the northern lights. Maybe meet a Norwegian.
How did it go?
4:54 HAHA you were so cute when you laughed
I was innocently learning Norwegian and then this video happens XD That escalated quickly!
3:19 caught me off guard especially the way you said it😂
😂😂😂
why this was in my recommendations
why am i still watching this
i'm not norwegian nor know anyone norwegian
this sound kinda pleasing
help me
Jeg kan show you meg stamp collection if du vil
@@schrodingerskatze6192 use min instead of meg
NOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THE LAST MINUTES! I DIED
The stamp collection sentence and the last sentence made me laugh a lot. 😁
but we haven't any stamp collection thought... 😂😂😂 rofl!
The stamp collection one is hilarious to me cuz my grandaddy (who was from Norway), collected stamps, and old coins. He had huge crates full of binders with al kinds of stamps and stuff in them xD
SimpleNorwegian teaching us the real things to know!!❤
THAT LAST ONE LMAO 😂😂
Omg im trying hard to i want to learned more its kidda interesting.
I giggled nearly the whole time 😋
You got carried away, especially with the last few lines.... **CLEARS THROAT**
It is ok, having fun can really help improve, also thanks for the episodes :D
This is where the fun begins.
This is funny yet informative. Thumbs up! 😄
I LITERALLY ALWAY CRY HEARING YO INTRO SONG!
I wonder whether I should send some lines to my Norwegian friend or not.
The friendship might end - or I'll get a husband, you can never know 😂😂😂
Let me know how it goes 😄
How it went?
How did that work out?
😂
how did go?
it's when he said "ass" i kinda lost it
It was fun to learn the Norwegians have some cheesy pickup lines, like Americans. I was dying the last few minutes. Thanks for reminding flirting should be fun.
I watch your video everyday at least twice in a week, its my dream to visit norway in the future ☺️
Sadly, I can never use any of these lines. But that doesn't stop me from making notes.
hahaha better than duolingos class
MUCH better
Totally agreed lmao
Så sant!
Thanks to your pickup lines I've met a girl and we have a child together. We named it after you, "Simple Norwegian". XD
So... the last one... I'M DYING!🤣🤣🤣
haha love how you cracked when teaching Gi meg et kyss xd. Glad to know you had fun making this video and somehow the sentence is unforgettable hahha.
That last one is a bit naughty...LOL
Interesting.. unique pronunciation. I think I want to learn more 😉.
This is the lesson with a content which i start practising
A great video
Level - Normal: Jeg mistet telefonnummeret mitt... Kan jeg faa ditt?
Level - Viking: Ta av deg buksa di og vis meg det du har!!!!!!
xD
I try to talk to shop workers and cashiers and they look at me with putty like I am from another planet...I can't even imagine what will happen if I try to talk to a girl in norsk.
bruh
@@alessbritish228 lol
@@Jiraya_Napoleon ayo i literally thought u were chinese, but then i read ur description..
@@alessbritish228 i learn japanese since 4 years 😁😁, im french. I will learn norwegian this year or the next. And you?
Well if i wanna have someones number i sure gotta work for it. It's so hard to pronounce!
3:19 gonna need that
It's awesome 😁😂 Please, keep making new videos 👍
hahaha..... he was cracking up himself at some of these..... 🤪
i've never felt so cat called in my life, continue
Its so strange. Everything you say in Norwegian sounds so honest and the same thing in English sounds so .. chickie!
You mean cheeky? Like cocky/arrogant? :p
@@SimpleNorwegian No no. Cheeky like having a laugh. Ambiguous. One needs to be fluent in order to spot 'cheeky' traits in another language..There is a very different tone of voice. Different mood.These are great lessons. Thank you so much!
Muchas muchas gracias !
Nosotras aquí intentando aprender jskdkd🤙
3:25 is it really used in real life in Norway haha? Anyway, kudos to all your works! Keep up with it, we lean on you!
this lesson made my day... :D
Funny how this video has more views than the other ones in the series😂
Do Norwegians even flirt? I heard men there have given up on approaching women at all
Hahaha. Well, I can't say they are very good at flirting but I don't have too much experience in other countries to compare. As a male I find the girls can often be terrible at flirting, they have been raised on hollywood movies and this weird cultural vibe of 'janteloven' and as a result are terribly passive and afraid of judgment. Especially the most attractive girls often have completely uninteresting personalities due to just relying on their looks. People rely on alcohol and sloppy after-parties for hooking up, and of course we have tinder and other dating apps. You can approach women anywhere of course but it's very unusual any other time than at a nightlife venue, except for in Oslo where it's a bit more common during the day.
Norwegian women are so liberated that they do most of the picking up actually. Norwegian men kinda just show up. (note this only applies to settings lubricated by alcohol)
Thanks for this video I remember some words what I studied before and I uploaded video 1-10.
The worst pickup lines that i have see, but it was fun ^.^ Takk!
I am moving to Norway in January of 2021 and the only sentence I know is "Ta av deg buksa di og vis meg det du har!"
Wish me luck
You’ll do fine 👍
I'm dead 🤣
Here's one Russian traditional pickup line :>
Are your parents pirates? Then where did they get such a treasure? ;)
[tvai raditeli pirati? Tagda atkuda u nih takoye sakrovishe? ;)]
Personally I never seen it working, people use it just to rofl
bruhh
I love this video :D
😂😂😂 thankssss hahahhahaha i laughed a lot trough this
I cannot with this video!!!! Tell us how to say "you have a pretty smile"
Du har et fint smil :)
@@SimpleNorwegian tusen takk 😊
Sick intro beat
I'm dying!
But it can't be really how they flirt...right?
all is well that ends well. the end was undeniabally well
can someone explain the stamp collection pickup line?
It's an excuse to bring a person back to your place
3:19 Can anyone confirm I will not get a slap for using this line in Norway 😂😂😂
Takk for all hjelpen Simple Norwegian. Nå kan jeg snakke Norsk litt bedre
3:18 kay... lol
Can someone explain me about the stamp collection I don’t get it🤣
that was both traumatising and exciting
Det er morsomt 😂😂😂.
Takker!
This is hilarious!
Simple Norwegian, I just read your comment on Tony Wouters' question. So how come Norwegians usually are at the top of "happiest people in the world" surveys?? Having to abide by Janteloven for fear of being socially judged, and therefore flirting not being openly accepted outside of drunk afterparties... I couldn't be happy in your country. I get your culture of hygge and friluftsliv, and your financial security because of oil profits is an important factor. But spite of all of this, I would say you're socially poor because you're not allowed to be yourselves. What's your take on this, as a Norwegian?
Damn I want to move to Norway
Gjør det vondt... når du fall fra himmelen?
I'm trying to learn Bokmål/ Norwegian because my boyfriend is Norwegian. And when i first started practicing saying "Jeg elsker deg" they were all "not too bad, sounds almost like you're from the south here" and i will never know if that is good or bad 😂😂😂
How can he be so good and native in both Norwegian and English
Why words are different?
For example:
Jeg er forelsket i deg
In this sentence “love”is “forelsket”
And you said “love”was” kjærlighet”
Is it just another form to say”love “ or it has to be written like that?
Thanks :)
Forelsket means specifically "in love", while kjærlighet means "love" in general
@@SimpleNorwegian you need to teach them the difference from "Jeg er glad i deg" og "Jeg elsker deg" (I love you)
I’m gonna use these lines to bag me a 10 10 Norwegian supermodel… or the Norwegian princess because she’s my age and gorgeous 🤣😭 wish me luck teach ;)
Have fun!
Tusen takk
Is the word hot "HET" or "HEIT"?
Both
Now I remember that old lady who wanted to sell her huge stamp collection in a bric-a-brac sale... XD
What does falling from the sky has to do with flirting? Or does have a hidden meaning? hhh
+Mangosuthu Buthelezi Like an angel :)
Do angles fall from the sky in Norway?! Woooooooooooooow, and do they fall dead or alive?
come to where?!!
Okay, time to rewatch S2 Skam
@Mangosuthu Buthelezi It's a pick up line men use to start a conversation with women and it varies. A guy used it on me, went like this..
Man: (acting really concerned) "Oh my goodness sweetheart are you okay, did it hurt too bad?!)
Me: "I'm fine, did what hurt?
Man: "When you fell from Heaven"
Me:😄😄😄
Man: "Cause if God made another one like you, he kept her for himself".😄
Me: 😄😄
Man: Are you married?
Me: No
Man: (pulls out his mobile phone hands it to me)
Me: What am I supposed to do with this?
Man: Put your phone number in it, how else am I supposed to call you I can't guess it!😆
Me: 😆😆😆 ok 443.....
So it works sometimes!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We stayed together for 4 years too!
''vil du være med meg hjem å se på frimerkesamlinga min'' XD
This might actually be the best one,
fax bruh
DU HAR EN FIN ROMPE
Judging from this it seems Norwegians are quite direct and quick in comparison to my Latin American culture, hahaha
As a German "kyss meg" sounds really... well... I had to laugh a lot right now
haha what does that mean in german
@@skywalker9642 It sounds like “Schiss” what means “shit” in German... I’m sure you can think about the meaning now
Bro his laugh ☺️
3:24 xD Put that on repeat
At last we learned how to get a hit 😅
XD WHAT AM I WATCHING BTU I LIKE YOU VIDS
7:09 😂😂😂😂
I’m here so I can baby talk my dogs lol.
that last sentence🤣
Vil du bli med meg hjem escalated quickly 😂... this is high level flirting
Cool
How many times did this dude have to retake parts cause he could not stop laughing?
3:28 "asssssssss."
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❣
Herregud!!! And Can I have your Instagram?! Haha
❤
she tryna stalk o whateva
Please explain the stamp collection one lmfaoooo
♥
😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
"gi meg et kyss"... not only did u laugh but also me.. cuz the pronounciation is like the german word "schiss" which basically means shit :D "give me a shit" :D
I came because I learned that my crush is Norwegian and wanted to pretend he's calling me cute things-😭💖
Wait a second... It is a real question. Are people who speak Norwegian usually comfortable when a stranger says they have a nice ass? For us Russians, it is very strange.
No it’s kind of a joke. Use at your own risk :P
Omg this lesson going wrong:)
I am laughing too hard now..
😁😂😘💋💋💋
someone: jEg elSkEr dEg
Nordmenn: o__0
Me: *listens one round*
Also me: umm..so what are we??? 😅🤣
Yaaaassss😆😆
Do you exercise is flirting already? Haha