Sorry, Gandalf Doesn't Do Weddings

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  • @pratherat
    @pratherat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    All Ian McKellan had to say when approached to officiate the wedding was, "Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!"

    • @DeathsPit00
      @DeathsPit00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I don't give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix!"

    • @romankotas448
      @romankotas448 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeathsPit00 wring book but still good

    • @carolyngrinberg6889
      @carolyngrinberg6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excellent.

    • @ardel-4964
      @ardel-4964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@romankotas448 it's a ERB joke

  • @thereaction18
    @thereaction18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1626

    Gandalf will do fireworks at your birthday party if you are turning eleventy-one.

    • @mr.lucario1525
      @mr.lucario1525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I feel bad for people who don't get that

    • @indibindylou
      @indibindylou 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

    • @PaddySnuffles
      @PaddySnuffles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He did it when Bilbo was a child too, so there must be a couple other occasions he'll do it - maybe high school graduation if you have a 4.0 GPA?

    • @PaddySnuffles
      @PaddySnuffles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jason Shea Well, to be fair, I haven't heard of any humans turning 111 who have asked. Maybe they've been missing the opportunity all this time.

    • @Sraye
      @Sraye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Meanwhile, Saruman will do fireworks for what will be your funeral :P

  • @williamaperrow636
    @williamaperrow636 8 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I spoke with my pharmacist and requested that I not be given any prescribed medications produced by Mylan. She made a note of it in their computer system and told me that they would try to honor my request find an alternate supplier whenever possible.
    I recommend this approach. Hit Mylan where it hurts the most - in their profitability.

    • @williamaperrow636
      @williamaperrow636 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It has nothing do do with my MD but, since you asked(?) I looked him up on ProPublica' website : projects.propublica.org/checkup/
      and it appears he doesn't accept perks.

    • @therealkbrackson
      @therealkbrackson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +William Perrow I don't even wanna look up my doc. he's a white dude with dreads and he alternates between driving his Hummer and rolls Royce to his dank office which has had the same seroquel clock for 5 years, he's amazing

    • @RandomGuy666100
      @RandomGuy666100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +FraggingBard While I agree doctors being paid off by pharmaceutical companies is definitely a very real problem, it's unfair to say "obviously" there based off of that limited info. For all we know he's just good at investing, and even without that doctors still make a ton of money.

    • @CMKloser
      @CMKloser 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I haven't gotten one in a few months probably need to, AuviQ is a great alternative epipen. I also find it fits in my pocket a lot better, as well as not having to teach everyone I spend time with how to use it is very nice.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +William Perrow - Well done, I say! The only way that "There's nothing you can do about it" will ever be true, of anything, is if we lay down and accept the crummy stuff. Saying no to shitty companies always matters, and every movement starts with one person taking one step in the right direction!

  • @Jadorelainie
    @Jadorelainie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Man is a joy listening Stephen Colbert quoting TLOTR, it's just magical...

    • @adinadamian5634
      @adinadamian5634 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is, still, he's mispronouncing "Gandalf'' (it's not ''Gandolf'', it's ''Gandalf'' with a more open ''a'').

  • @cassuttustshirt4949
    @cassuttustshirt4949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's so funny that he actually knows his Tolkien so well. I love it when he breaks that knowledge out.

  • @LegendAriMC
    @LegendAriMC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Those EpiPen jokes were so funny, i can't breathe

    • @lukejensen6802
      @lukejensen6802 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Literally dying😂
      Wish I could afford an epipen so I could survive

    • @AnhTrieu90
      @AnhTrieu90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Just cough up $600 and you can breathe again.

    • @ajpac8243
      @ajpac8243 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im sure Donald Trump will stand up to corporate america and mean billionaires so the little guy doesnt get taken advantage of!

    • @aForkfulOfGold
      @aForkfulOfGold 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarcasm, right? I'm not sure.

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's one of the worst - if he gave a shit about the little guy, he would be standing as a democrat.
      His track record in his dealings with other people is extremely poor.

  • @claytonica23
    @claytonica23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Every time Stephen mentions Tolkien, a balrog gets his wings ❤

    • @Kris-lu1rs
      @Kris-lu1rs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Metaphorical or literal?

    • @lieutenantkettch
      @lieutenantkettch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of shadow.

    • @Ellie_deMayo
      @Ellie_deMayo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kris-lu1rs I see what you did there ...

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Middle) Earth is gonna be a very dangerous place, then.

  • @EvelynNdenial
    @EvelynNdenial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    gandalf doesn't do weddings, but he does do eleventy first birthdays.

    • @Kris-lu1rs
      @Kris-lu1rs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good old friend, plus he actually liked Bilbo and Frodo. And then also the fact that for Hobbits, 111 years is a special age to reach. I cannot remember why, and I don't have the book in front of me, but it has to do with multiplied numbers by Shire reckoning. Also also Gandalf new that Bilbo was planning to go after the party, though he didn't know how he planned to.

  • @karelfinn2343
    @karelfinn2343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Napster hasn't been a thing since Earendil sailed Vingilot to Valinor." Oh snap, a joke just for the people who actually read the books.

    • @countOfHenneberg
      @countOfHenneberg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kurt Reinkemeyer But he wouldn't have made it without a Silmaril to light the way. Borne to him by his wife, transformed into a sea bird for the occasion. Some folks complain about tLotR, due to the characters being too good (in a good Vs evil way), ought to read the Silmarilion to set that straight. Sorry, rambling to myself, should shut up more.

    • @lieutenantkettch
      @lieutenantkettch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      First Age problems.

    • @oldchannel_MoM
      @oldchannel_MoM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, it was a nerdgasm moment there xD

    • @stainlesssteelfox1
      @stainlesssteelfox1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never been able to get through the Silmarilion. I know enough to get that that's a reference, but that's all.

    • @siggilinde5623
      @siggilinde5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dear people, you give me hope! 👍😁

  • @njjj2688
    @njjj2688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Stephen, you are a serious nerd. Respect.

  • @colinjackson9720
    @colinjackson9720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    What? Gabdalf won't do my wedding?? I guess I'll have to go with my fallback, Magneto.

    • @puffnisse
      @puffnisse 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he's also a Jew, so I don't think they do weddings like that (could be wrong).

  • @xarvous
    @xarvous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My love of Stephen was already a thing, but after that LOTR rant it waxes like the light of the Trees of Valinor mingling at dusk. #ForArda

  • @missmorbid1439
    @missmorbid1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Nah, I think Frodo will be the ringbearer.

  • @bannor99
    @bannor99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Unlike Dumbledore, Gandalf would also make a terrible headmaster.
    Nothing could be worse than starting the school year with him saying "YOU....SHALL NOT....PAASSS!!!!

    • @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583
      @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think this is the books... sooo... *You cannot pass....I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.*

    • @paulet4276
      @paulet4276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      copied from HISHE

    • @Kris-lu1rs
      @Kris-lu1rs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      S.S.R.C.P.B. He says You cannot pass one more time, but yeah,never does he say "you shall not pass". That's only a Peter Jackson change. Though "you cannot pass" makes for a stronger statement, "you shall not pass" sounds cooler

    • @hase3008
      @hase3008 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually only a movie quote

    • @JanuWaray
      @JanuWaray 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LagiNaLangAko23 Totally hilarious!

  • @ericsilva4472
    @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how they trick us into watching a segment about epinephrine pens with that title

  • @navigill2707
    @navigill2707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Rip 1.5 million to charity

  • @nonsensemancer
    @nonsensemancer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow, that epi pen price change is pretty fucked up

  • @brennandowd4965
    @brennandowd4965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a bagpiper, this is super sad, but it's just a matter of taking care of your system. If you don't play regularly, or don't check the bag a few times a year, stuff will grow. The wooden reeds are often the first to grow mold (I had a few moldy reeds when I was younger) and from that it'll spread to the whole system. Ya just gotta take care of yer shite, ya kno?

  • @stereoroid
    @stereoroid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In case anyone's wondering, _Gogh_ is actually a Dutch delicacy, not Scottish. A certain painter was so fond of it, he changed his name and sold his ear for some, allegedly. Some say that it was introduced to Earth by some Klingon dudes on a bachelor party weekend, but the locals couldn't quite pronounce _Gagh_ properly.

  • @Andesu
    @Andesu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Props to Stephen for knowing it's a Galaxy, not a "Samsung". But I prefer a Nexus myself!

  • @k9aid514
    @k9aid514 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    lately I have been youtubing different talk shows and must say Stephen seems to be the best

  • @blairelliott3311
    @blairelliott3311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love when Stephen brings out his nerd side. It's so cute!

  • @pkrangersf3072
    @pkrangersf3072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is just one reason why we need Bernie. So sad we didn't elect him...

    • @MrDjsmooth87
      @MrDjsmooth87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It hurt and still hurts how he got under cut....he had the support

    • @joshuahumbyrd2408
      @joshuahumbyrd2408 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2020 the return of the bern.

    • @ClayLoomis1958
      @ClayLoomis1958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sad fact is, even if we elect someone who wishes to really change things, they can't. The President has the power of the podium, but Congress is the government branch that can change laws. So, nothing Bernie could do about that human D-bag, Mitch McConnell, who will stop anything that benefits anyone other than the top 1%.

  • @frankiefuryland
    @frankiefuryland 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Colbert knows his "Rabbie Burns". The poems "To do a Mouse".
    - Frankie (Scotsman and Colbert superfan).

  • @sophiaisbased9621
    @sophiaisbased9621 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having Gandalf do a wedding would suck since nobody he would be late and he wouldn't anyone into the church while screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yet again I am blessed to be Canadian. The Pen is still about $100.00 here. We got some laws. And good provincial insurance that covers everybody. By the way, there is a website, I think it's Canadadrug or something, that lets Americans order the pens from Canadian drugstores. At Canadian prices.
    Pity about Gandalf.

  • @samarthraizada
    @samarthraizada 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thought he was gonna say "and Gandalf would've said -YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

  • @Yonkage
    @Yonkage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Colbert's Gandalf rant is less impressive because he's just quoting the movie.
    But I do appreciate his proper pronunciation. None of that "Sore-on" shit you usually get.

  • @HorrorMetalDnD
    @HorrorMetalDnD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:15 Before it finally got to the Gandalf bit.

  • @thedragondemands5186
    @thedragondemands5186 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Earendil did not "fly" his ship Vingilot "to Valinor". The Valar only gifted Vingilot with the magical power of flight AFTER he arrived in Valinor in the first place. Earendil was a Mariner first, i.e. he sailed on the ocean.

  • @NewEnglandViews
    @NewEnglandViews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s not Goal-um... it’s Gollum 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @tm502010
    @tm502010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He married the King of Gondor. Of course he does weddings!

  • @productivediscord5624
    @productivediscord5624 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bagpipe symptoms may also include ringing or bleeding of the ears and an aversion to funerals.

  • @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635
    @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's so good at his job!

  • @jakel9089
    @jakel9089 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Right when Stephen talked about the new york times I got a notification from them and now I'm scurred

  • @TehDMBfan
    @TehDMBfan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm so glad I live in a modern country

    • @ThePsychoExe
      @ThePsychoExe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what country?

    • @zavidlan6166
      @zavidlan6166 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ThePsychoExe I guess he means he's glad he's not living in third world country

    • @Splox5
      @Splox5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Zavid Lan My guess is that they're glad they live in a country with healthcare that actually cares about people's health more than money.

    • @ThePsychoExe
      @ThePsychoExe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zavid Lan well... what does that have to do with the video then?
      Thanks for guessing tho ;D

    • @vrevregg1830
      @vrevregg1830 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm kinda glad capitalism is a thing in america.. gives everyone who wants to make milions off an idea a place to go.. Still for other 99% of "average" people like me life is much better in socialism:)

  • @kazfreedman9964
    @kazfreedman9964 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m from Scotland and my brother plays bag pipes

  • @tyu3456
    @tyu3456 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    of course some insurance plans have insanely high deductibles, so they STILL won't cover the epipens

  • @DesmondAltairEzio
    @DesmondAltairEzio 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    this monologue was all over the place.

  • @NoahDiamond-Firearms-LLC
    @NoahDiamond-Firearms-LLC 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    He needs anti-glare glasses. I can see the teleprompter in the reflection. Still fantastic.

  • @todhosheit2648
    @todhosheit2648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "... dangerous levels of irony." Brilliant.

  • @penitent2401
    @penitent2401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Of course Gandalf can't do weddings, instead of saying "I pronounce you man and wife" he'll say "YOU SHALL NOT WED!!!"

  • @zachstevens7382
    @zachstevens7382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh that ending is so clever and well thought out. great stuff. just do the ending third of this video though.

  • @Vospader21
    @Vospader21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god, I love it when he lets his nerd side out.

  • @typoded
    @typoded 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh yeah! everyone has insurance it doesn't actually matter what we charge because insurance will pay for it! we could charge a million dollars for each one and no one would even notice because that's how money works!

  • @darareachphon
    @darareachphon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please do not rob me. 😢 please do not remove my nose my breath. 😢

  • @beefwellington6868
    @beefwellington6868 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, that thorax joke completely bombed. I kinda feel bad for him.

  • @caraceleste6904
    @caraceleste6904 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    no worries babydoll neither do i..they do me .... Your biggest gift to us is to live free baby!!!!!

  • @kevlanb8779
    @kevlanb8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Oh man."

  • @zachroberts6068
    @zachroberts6068 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00
    So what they're saying is that they jacked up the price because people need it more? Yeah, that sounds about right for big pharmaceutical companies.
    Hey, while we're at it, why not list EpiPens as a Schedule 1 drug? That's what the government does to things of great medical value, right?

  • @sparkle785ify
    @sparkle785ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, all the useless knowledge I got in school has finally turned a profit for me...the best and only medicine that I can afford...laughter

  • @bgardunia
    @bgardunia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bet he would show up without an invitation though, get drunk, and shoot of a cart load of magic fireworks.

  • @splashboomcrash
    @splashboomcrash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That epic pen guy seemed like the reincarnation of lucifer

  • @penitent2401
    @penitent2401 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    in australia or other countries with government health coverage things like epipen falls under the government's Pharmaceutical benefits Scheme which born the cost of the price hike so that patients will still pay the same price at the store, but they are still buying that product from the same companies so it means less money for other things like hospital equipment. and anyone needing supplies outside of this cover such as businesses or shopping centres that required to have EpiPens in their first aid kits must pay full price. and the things expires after 1 year so they must be replaced every year even if unused.
    If the company has been of a different country like Europe then they deal directly with the government who contracts out the productions with a binding contract stating the maximum price it must sell for over the period of the contract along with the exact ingredients in it and the quality of product and minimum number of units it has to deliver each month or year. America just allow the company to produce and sell the product at their will with rights on the product so no other companies can produce the same drug, on top of this they are allowed to alter the ingredient and renew their patent so that once the original patent for the drug has passed other companies still can't produce it because it now falls under the new patent, the change can be as tiny as slight change in composition of the inactive ingredients (ingredient that does nothing, only makes the pill large enough to handle because active ingredient is only few milligrams, or in this case EpiPen only has 0.3mg Epinephrine the rest of the liquids in there is just water or preservatives).

  • @mehulmodi9397
    @mehulmodi9397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They cost 15 dollars in India :3

  • @thebreakfastmegapowers3525
    @thebreakfastmegapowers3525 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOU SHALL NOT WED!

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does no one instinctively punch a guy like that? Treating life saving medicine like a normal product is so mallum in se that I would probably jump on him and gorge his eyes out. Letting a man kill thousands for profit is the pinnacle of the capitalist free market.

  • @captainjacksparrow1518
    @captainjacksparrow1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gandalf only does Birthday Parties.. and a rare once in a lifetime Coronation. If you are worthy.

  • @axelbroman661
    @axelbroman661 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the medicines get more expensive the insurance fees for people who are likely to need those medicine will also rise...

  • @tamalyncervin2117
    @tamalyncervin2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello it’s 2020 and Tolkien talk makes me happy all the time! Speak friend, and enter! Oh it’s simple, according to Gandalf: if you want a friend, just speak the password and the doors will open... while the Fellowship waits for the doors to open...

  • @Tuchulu
    @Tuchulu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gandalf does bilbo's birthday fireworks tho...

  • @thelowend7699
    @thelowend7699 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What if I told you that he marked up the prices to extort the insurance companies, and he was just giving it out for free to people without insurance?

    • @oenrn
      @oenrn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same thing. If the price of treatments goes up, so will the price of your insurance premium, so in the end it's still the consumer that has to pay for it.

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Theyre like 18 or 20 dollars here in Australia cause we got national health insurance in the 1970s. Glad I dont live in the US anymore.

  • @MattNicky
    @MattNicky 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Get it! Get it!"

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gandalf is too familiar with a ring that ruins a man's life...One ring to to rule his balls, one ring to whine at him, one ring to own his life and in a contract bind him!!

  • @jacklikesmath9658
    @jacklikesmath9658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well I guess if I get a reaction to the mystery particle I’m allergic too (long story short we did not figure out what causes my seemingly random reaction) I die. I’m lucky that I have not had a reaction in a few years now.

  • @ereyethirn
    @ereyethirn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A hobby of mine, pausing parody newpaper headlines to see whether they turned it into a whole article. In this edition they chucked the headline over a Paris Climate Agreement article

  • @Safaid862
    @Safaid862 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The date on the newspaper was 12th September 2001 what the fuck!

  • @carolinacarvalho2254
    @carolinacarvalho2254 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How more disconnected those subjects could be? Wtf

  • @jojotheswede8444
    @jojotheswede8444 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Colbert makes me proud to be a tolkien nerd.

  • @markdowse3572
    @markdowse3572 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does the USA have a "pharmaceutical benefits scheme", as Australia does?
    Our PBS helps keep the cost of essential drugs as low as possible.
    If not, maybe worth some deep thought? 🙄

  • @stelaratremi1299
    @stelaratremi1299 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ian came to my school it was so cool!

  • @latininxtc
    @latininxtc 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's very likely that Ian Mckellan isn't legally allowed to do weddings as Gandalf since he can't monetize on a character which he has no intellectual property rights to. for 1.5 million dollars I'm sure he'd jump at the chance to officiate a wedding as himself.

  • @earlofdoncaster5018
    @earlofdoncaster5018 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    They should cost no more than $10 a pop.

  • @camq-py7bs
    @camq-py7bs 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephan Colbert can take the throne from Conan ... He's truly becoming his own lol

  • @sophiacarpenter2998
    @sophiacarpenter2998 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Magneto doesn't do weddings either, in case anyone was wondering

  • @rebeccatrishel
    @rebeccatrishel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn't he use the wrong end of the Epipen?

  • @phelisejoy7118
    @phelisejoy7118 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are such a Lord of the Rings geek Stephen. And I say this in the best way possible.

  • @martin9707
    @martin9707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thorax is a weird name for Stormbreaker

  • @shwetak8477
    @shwetak8477 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dumbledore would have done the wedding.Just give him few chocolate frogs.

  • @aashiv93
    @aashiv93 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Starts at 5:31. Gandalf news.

  • @renemeyer2602
    @renemeyer2602 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now i wonder how many weddings have been officated by actors as their characters. Thats easy money after all.

  • @jkv15
    @jkv15 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just watched this for the Gandalf bit.

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol, what is he talking about, in the shire Gandalf was mainly known for his party entertainment, so weddings should be right up his alley. also, his whole purpose in middle earth was helping the people to defeat sauron, which has been accomplished, so he is not busy at all.

  • @evanb.6150
    @evanb.6150 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    stabs epipen into arm
    hmmmm
    well at least colbert knows more about epipens than mylan

  • @hafwit3088
    @hafwit3088 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So Martin Shkreli doesn't actually seem to be an actual douche, just an irl troll. He seems like a human satire.

    • @khinzaw77
      @khinzaw77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rest assured, he's a douche. He bought a one of a kind Wu Tang Clan album just so other people couldn't have it and would have to come to him to listen to it.

    • @hafwit3088
      @hafwit3088 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Khinzaw Thein Huh, didn't know that. I saw the Harambe thing he did and made me think he was only doing it for attention, not just because he hates people. Thanks for the info!

    • @reggaeshark61
      @reggaeshark61 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Yaaaaaay just what we needed; a new candidate for The Biggest Douche in the Universe. Definitely beats out John Edwards winning of the contest in SP.
      Now where's that glass of bleach...I can't return from this loss of faith in humanity, I've lost the last shred of it

  • @hpgal88
    @hpgal88 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    shows how heartless people can be over money.i mean iphone???really

  • @semverweij6831
    @semverweij6831 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shit! i'm allergic to 16 things and 8 of them can kill me. From 3 drops of milk i was in coma for 3 days.

  • @lozman67
    @lozman67 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meanwhile, in the rest of the developed world, a pair of those epipens will set you back a whole $0.00.

  • @Zsnakeistaken
    @Zsnakeistaken 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    More Simarillion references, Stephen!

  • @Thefreakman8
    @Thefreakman8 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why you need to have government regualation of the cost of medicine

  • @evanwebb9857
    @evanwebb9857 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    general start average certainly demonstrate.

  • @stealthgladius
    @stealthgladius 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Stephen says the balrog instead of a balrog. smh.

  • @nicolasborovich8960
    @nicolasborovich8960 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who are the writers for the show? They're geniuses.

  • @claykress2559
    @claykress2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    $608 per life

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    He went an entire monologue without having to mention Donald Trump. EVERYBODY CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aidanschmidt1901
    @aidanschmidt1901 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Typo in the description. Flame of Arnor, not Anor.

  • @mariolovo3209
    @mariolovo3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why does his background look like gotham city?

  • @soran27
    @soran27 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    the newspaper clipping of Putin was dated: Sept. 12, 2001. thats odd...

  • @sydneyvaught1154
    @sydneyvaught1154 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had a peanut allergy for my whole life. And I'm just saying these jokes have never made my knee more (that's where u stick an epic pen, if you were a ding bat)