You OWE the church a blessing
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
- I think it's safe to say.. I won't be borrowing any money from the church anymore.
SHOT BY: JoshuaRibot
EDITED: Niles Stewart
Deacon John: @thejdre7
Brother Malcolm: scotty.150
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#NILESEYYNILES
imagine living at t his complex and seeing these skits filmed every few weeks LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Lmaooooooo
What if they're not skits...
Mbn
I wouldn’t need Netflix or hulu
Shit I used to live down the street from wen he first started his skits, seeing this man in a night gown walking in his front door I already knew shit was bouta be funny lol
“We came to get an understanding with you or give an understanding TO YOU” i died 💀😂
😂😂
I didn’t catch that😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Facts 😂😂😂
“It’s gonna be what the lord says it’s going to be” lmaoooo
JEUSES GANGSTER
😂😂
Bruh 😆🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤚🏾😭😭🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
oh naw
“I don’t make threats, I let the Holy Spirit guide me”
For the rest of ‘21 this and “
It’s gon be what the Lord says it is”
🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂
Deacon John didn’t curse one time but he had such a menacing way of talking
lokey the hardest thing I ever heard in my life on god
😭😭😭💀
Preach!
He denied the brother soap 3 times yeah bro u selfish 💀😂😂😂
That shit got me dead😂
Oh shit I didn't even notice what they did there 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh soap a whole dollar at the dollar tree. That nigga lyin lmao😭☠️
@@framework333 could've been a test to see if he selfish 😂
Niles is in the wrong bruh, 3 months of rent and he can’t loan some soap? Bruh dirty lol
Facts
Lmao
Forreal 🤣
I was thinking that lol
What?! What about the pastor he driving a rolls royce 😂
Deacon John off his meds. Lord have mercy
🤣
"Mother Lacie !? Iont care nun bout no Mother Lacie I care about that couch that's right there in yo living room" 🤣🤣🤣 Deacon John was done talkin after dat shit it was only a matter of time 💀
Faxxxx 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“All our names should be on the lease” 😂😂
Ahaa
deacon john smiling the whole time cause he knew what he was gonna do to niles. man is sick in the head LMAO
“You damn near gotta Rolls Royce, you stealing from the church” LMAAAOOOOOO
I SEEN THE BOOKS 📚 📊📈💸🤣
I paid for that Rolls Royce
@@TheBlackKakashi come on bruh... you’ve been stealing for the church... when Mother Lacey died you didn’t even wanna pay for her funeral
@@jooyoungkang3858 I don't care about no mother Lacey. I care about that couch that's right in your living room
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That last line should of been “ see you at church Sunday “ 😂🤣
I don't know what's not to like abt this skit! The concept, music, acting......ALL freaking amazing! We need to continue to support & show love!
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@@NileseyyNiles dawg this is genius bruh turned his views on a religious subject an nailed his point of view without offending any and everybody that's TAAAAALLLLEEENTT keep working
Fax
@@NileseyyNiles YOU GONNA BE SOMETHING ONE DAY
Bro how did you think of this
😂😂😂 this man shook the lotion like he was finna put some on a sandwich! Im crying!
Lol
This fucking comment got me wheezing LMAO
Deacon John ain't playing about that couch that's right there in the living room...
That's all he care about.
“I didn’t wana do this niles, but you have to pay for your sin’s” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Gave him a heavenly beat down
“Talking time is over. It’s tithing time.”
😂😂😂
That was comedy
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Wow as soon as I thought about you, I saw your comment! Hope all is well pretty girl!❤
😂😂
“I care about that couch 🛋 “ 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 RIP mother Lacey 🙏🏽🤣
That mortal kombat scene got me dead.😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah boy.
Aha
“It was three months of rent” 😭😭😭
You could hear the pain in his voice lmaooo
"Its gonna be what the Lord says its gonna be."
I laughed so fucking hard
😂🤡
What up Vegeta!
The scriptures says spare the rob and spoil the child.
That "Baby Christian" needed some good ass whopping.
My boy niles got caught lacking he couldn’t even disappear in time, he got pressed into that wall real quick 🤣😭
He done brought the hood back out of deacon john
Not taking them damn meds did that 😭😭😭
“ It’s goin be what the lord says is gonna be “ 😂😂
yo, the writing in this TOP TIER! I really hope to see more of DEACON JOHN
Fax dude is hilarious
Facts he hilarious and the running joke needs to be "the couch that's right there in the living room"
Writing? Mostly beating
Dude looks like a buff and evil 21 savage
😂😂
"It's never gonna be all of that" 🙅🏾♂️ 😭😂
Nah the Deacon my new favorite character😂
I think the story is they helped him when Niles moved in with his father, so yeah I like this character.
Dude looks like a villain 😂
Facts
Same
Them body shots was folding Niles lol
Lmao
Lmaooo
“Sister Mary will be here tomorrow… make sure you make her feel at home” 😭😭😭
Lmaooo “why you didn’t tell me you didn’t have any soap”
Yo i read this right after he Seid it!!✌🤣🤣🤣
Boy was possessed
@@princerico94 yeah i Know Right?
@@Itz-Zefanz-Yard tfseeeee
I was looking for this one
The three kicks and the shirt tuck 😂😂😂sister Mary will be by tommar make sure you make her feel at home.
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"Whats gonna end up happening is, imma take that blessing back" and "Come on, Deacon John, this me. Mother lacy died" Lmaoooo
“I don’t care about mother lacy!” 😡
@@protoraveaehronius222 Lmaoo
@@protoraveaehronius222 😮💨😆😆😆😆😆
🤣🤣🤣 “ I think all of our names should be on the lease “ 🤣🤣
Bruh, has anybody got their ass whupped more consistently than Niles?!
Timeless Tim has gotten whooped alot too 🤣
Better question has anybody survived a fight when Niles fight serious?
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He beat his dad tho
krillin
@@paparyan2460 Dad let him win 😂
You gotta respect the choreography, very believable and fluid. Great work Niles
Brother deacon: we’re going to take that blessing back
Niles: You gon take what blessing? It wasn’t yours to give!
Deacon John was hitting niles with them deacon soul punches 🤣🤣
Lmao deacon John gone get his blessing 😂😂😂
Honestly your videos are everything to me. I’m battling long Covid and have been so down. Your videos are such a blessing to so many of us that are having a hard time smiling.🌷
that’s how them church’s really be 😭😭😭😭😭😭
They can get a bullet between the eyes for the lord too. Bullet even have the word Jesus engraved on it.
You’re going to the wrong churches lol
@@damminers49 most of them are like that tho...Some more creative than other because you can say things without really saying them...if you know what I mean. LOL
@@bulletclub4life lol I don’t know any like that
These comment making me cry🤣😭
"Its gone be what the lord says its gone be" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Deacon John a HOF Hazard of the nation 😭😭😭
This dude is going to actually be in the film industry. I'm telling y'all now. He don't just have the right equipment, he knows WHAT he is DOING with it all!
The production and attention to detail in this is TOP notch.
🤣🤣Dr. Smith was like “We haven’t see Mr. John in the last three months.”
Who ever the camera man these angles the filters everything has been on point
Fr fr
1:43 Love that detail on Deacon John. Little sneak peek of this awesome character lmao!
He was ready to go crazy
"I SEEN THE BOOKS..." AYE FRFR DEM BOOKS DON'T LIE BRUH 💯💯💯
I’m weak
@@princedaziowilliams9444 🤧🤧🤧🤣🤣🤣
I don't make threats, I let the holy spirit guide me.
My man put the mortal kombat scene in there 🤣
R.I.P Mother Lacey
Pay it forward. Never remind someone of what you do for them.
This skit was absolutely *HILARIOUS* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and man, that fight scene was *GREATLY* filmed...nice 🔥🔥🔥
Things aint been the same since Niles dad revealed his true powers. Niles getting worked left and right, now. Smh.
streets need mama spectro
@@qujo9761 that and he need a training arc. He keep getting hands special delivered to him.
@@megamangman ong
This man Deacon was medicated 😂😂😂
Oh hell nah, He started doing too much with them damn X-Ray hits LMFAO
Mortal kombat on that ass
Oh no my vital organs 😂
“Will a man rob God?”
That something Kendrick Lamar would say 😭😭😭😂
@@tyshawndubois1245 That’s from “First Sunday”
@@glassyvisuals2084 oh yeah that was said in that movie lol
It’s been a while since I’ve seen that movie
Wow this is creative. You’re so talented man.
Niles is so professional. The action choreography and filming here are truly on point. I only ever studied it lightly for a single act, but this is incredible. Ya boy is no amateur 👏🏽
Sister Mary is going to be here tomorrow...Make sure you make it feel at home!😂🙏
“You stealing from the church. I seen the books” 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Its gone be what the lord said it's gone be😂😂
"I'm gonna end up taking that blessing back" y'all wild😂😂😂
Bro the SFX and the dramatization of the sounds during the altercation was on point 😂
Church boy got them hands 😂😂This man amazing with the vids
I like Deacon John 😂😂 he apply pressure
"Why you ain't tell me you had no soap?" 🤣😭😭😭😭
LMFAOOOOOOOO. Deacon John Chose violence . his uppercut go crazy.
I was waiting for him to break out into a seizure when Deacon John started beating him with the trash can
LMAOOOO
Me too 😂
ayo the production goes crazzzzy, this shit was good asl
Ayyy you fucks with machine girl 👌🏾
Deacon John beat the demons outta our boi... Now his ribs feeling humbled. 🙏😂
My boy niles always funny his comedy never fell off people need to watch his videos again fr
Yeah but his creativity gets better with time. He been funny but his contents got better
3:22 barely held it in lmaooo
*"WOULD A MAN ROB GOD, NILES?!?!"*
We came to get an understanding with you or were gon give an understanding to you. Brother Niles you are back!! I haven't laughed so hard in weeks!
My man had his whole morning planned...lol
“I’m not gone feed the CHURCH” LMAOOO
Niles Should Have Never Answer That Door..😂😂😂😂 Messed Up His Whole Jerk Session..😂😂😂😂😂
Them body blows were priceless 😂🤣😂🤣
Loving the consistency Niles!
I make skits too if y'all have some free time
It’s the Mortal Kombat fighting animations for me. 🤣🤣🤣
That first "what are you doing?" Shows how good his acting is.
ITS GON BE WHAT THE LORD SAY ITS GON BE
How this joint ain't got 1M views? I'm in tears laughing 😂
“We come to get a understanding with you or give a understanding to you”-lmao
Best simulated fights on TH-cam.... 🔥 my dude!
Damn Deacon John really wanted that blessing back he took that personally
Niles fighting scenes are top tier considering these are low budget skits 😂💯
Wow…Niles filming legit fight scenes. That was really impressive. Your team is strong.
He was tuckin his shirt in i thought he was reachin for the strap 😂😂😂😂👀💯
That sincere “why didn’t you tell me you didn’t have any soap?” After giving that brutal ass whooping had me dying. 😂😂😂
The fighting legitimacy has come a long way since mama niles. This was great! Big ups
I chose not to skip the ads on purpose. Gotta support the channel. Just make sure you tithe Niles...
Funny I thought I was the only one that does.this to my favorite channels
All them body blows, they fighting each others like they cousins lmao
😂😂😂
😂 Bro knew what he came there for he bucked on Niles like 5 times before he finally just set it off himself.. Them boy's got busy in dat hallway tho 😂 Beautifully done yall 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯
Top tier comedy bruv! I'm literally weak asf off this entire skit. every line had me keeled 😂😂😂
That fight scene was 🔥🔥🔥
Is it me or is this fight scene better than some of the movies, especially the movies on Tubi 😂
Yeo Deacon John is a menace 🤣🤣🤣💯
That song sound fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
What is the song??
@@KPGProductionz Good Day
Who sings the song?
@@rupertmoss56 R3tro sp3ctro
@@jamesnoidbinns I can't seem to find that song