The idea of Cap being old asf, smoking phat ass blunts and just chilling until he dies, actually sounds like the exact thing he'd do after Avengers Endgame lol
I think the defenders would do a better job in New Jersey cause iron fist changes places, also Jessica has had to change places and our avocado is an abogado therefore "clients" and I got nothing for the barber obsessed one I am oversimplifying it, but yeah
Steve was born 1918 woke up in 2011 and was 93 years old. In endgame it was 2023 so he was 105 years old. Then he traveled back and lived all the years he missed before he went into ice and that took place around 1945 and as we know from certain media he lived all those remaining years from being in ice from 1945-2023 which comes to 78 years. so from the time of his birth, getting trapped in ice, going back in time he lived around 183 years. Might be wrong but has been old for along time he deserves retirement.
@@GhettoJohnWick i know my calculations might be a bit off but i tried and counted date of birth to awakening. plus the endgame and time travel. so yeah hope this somewhat helps people
Sam is over here like "When you said that your passing the shield to me, I didn't realize I would have to handle more bullshit. I knew I shouldn't have become friends with you
My co-worker does all the time - is her favorite line next to calling me Senile! (Brat's 20 years younger than me and forgets more than I've ever remembered!)
i remember saying out loud whilst watching wandavision why dont they call up someone from the avengers who knows Wanda and could convince her to come around and help her through her grief..not once did the other characters have the same idea lol
I mean, facts. Fuck, even Bucky was like, "What the hell are you thinking putting fucking Paramus on your enlistment form?" That's not because Steve was lying, that's because Steve said he was from Jersey!
I can imagine for clibt they call and its just like hello this is Clint Barton if you are sword try giving her a snickers if you are anyone else please leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you soon
What happened to Ant-man? Hank said no more tech. Caption Marvel? Out in TH-cam world. Hawkeye? Off the gird. Falcon and Bucky? Out the country. Doctor Strange? Doing magic shit. Banner? Still Universal hostage I think. Spider-Man? Rehab. Rehab? Yeah something about an apple plus addiction.
Loved this. "JERSEY " I said it the same way you did when I heard the s.w.o.r.d. rep say it. Lmfao. It's always been in its own alternate reality. A true New Yorker response. 😂🤣😂
so is NJ like the oregon of the east? and New York like the California? I live in the NW I need this in NW terms not b!chA$$ East coast words (Ie WEST IS BETTER THAN EAST!)
(Spoiler Alert) SWORD didn't call the Avengers BECAUSE they didn't want to explain why there is 2 Visions. Plus there was the whole, trying to kill Wanda thing.
Rofl. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in days. Watched it three times in a row and am leaving a comment. I never leave youtube comments. But i’m still laughing and i’m going back in for a fourth look.
Old Steve: Where is all this happening again? S.W.O.R.D.: Umm... New Jersey. Old Steve: Hah, Ha HA Jersey?! Well who cares then? That place has always been in an alternate reality. I fell off my chair and broke my arm, but it was worth to hear it
The Jersey joke is just icing on the cake for me. Idk what state you grew up in, but I'm from NY, and this is so legit. We're so unnecessarily mean to ppl form Jersey lol.
The more I think of it the more I think SWORD never even attempted to contact the Avengers. They do not want anyone else to know how badly they mangled VIsion and how much they want to kill/manipulate Wanda.
0:02 Scott Lang/Ant-man: Hey Guys We Found Steve Rogers. Sam Wilson/The Falcon: Ok Let's Bring Him Here So We Can Make Him Young Again. (In The Time Travel Van) Bruce Banner/Hulk: Ok Here We Go. (Use The Van Time Travel To Make Steve Rogers/Captain America Younger Himself) Steve Rogers/Captain America: Wow Where Am I? Sam Wilson/The Falcon: We Been Looking All Over For You.
As a Connecticut resident, I feel obligated to tell you that the north east views you guys as a suburb of the craziest twisted parts of New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, AND oddly enough Maine for some reason. Y'all scare us, but in the (are they gonna be okay?) Kinda scared. We're concerned about y'all.
Old Steve should’ve said oh well here’s what happens after the events with Tony, dying and stuff. I went back to put The stones back in their place but I also traveled back in time to go and live my life. Now I’m back in this universe and I’m like 80 or 90 something years old.
A serious question for this is where is cap? Like they seem to want us to think he is dead so much but they haven’t had a funeral with would be big in universe
0:54 - 1:00 As someone that was born in NYC and has lived here my entire life, I can say, without a doubt, that this is 100% something literally all of us think and have said at least 5 times in our lives
"Steven Jamal Rogers" I--
It is absolutely hilarious
I am slain
Steve middle name is grant though its funnier when you know that lmao 🤣 like he gave himself an alias lmao
@@Lexi-Chan1267 no lol Chris' alter ego is called Jamal
🙂
"Please direct all Captain America problems to Sam Wilson" oh boy
Steve: ok look. I'm not joking anymore. I am literally too old for this shit. I have almost reached 200 years of age. For God's sake, stop calling me.
I can hear Chris Evans saying this.
Guys.
_GUYS._
We need Chris Evans to play Caiphas Cain in Cavill's 40K, guys. We need him to bring that kind of energy.
The idea of Cap being old asf, smoking phat ass blunts and just chilling until he dies, actually sounds like the exact thing he'd do after Avengers Endgame lol
My best friend is from Jersey...Should I be offended..Or Lord it over her that Captain America said that..🤔
Everything is legal in New Jersey.
@@ariesthezodiac7274 you part of the hamfam???
Steve: Well who cares about New Jersey
Me: I have crippling depression
"...everything is legal in New Jersey."
*This is Steven JAMAL Rogers*
WaiT A mInuTe-
MOOD.
Jersey be getting hate
So true
That coughy ass laugh ended me XDD
"Getting High and waiting to die" is something my sister's boyfriend is probably living by.
What is wrong with Jersey
this could’ve been so funny
I think the defenders would do a better job in New Jersey cause iron fist changes places, also Jessica has had to change places and our avocado is an abogado therefore "clients" and I got nothing for the barber obsessed one I am oversimplifying it, but yeah
Why didn't they call Clint though. He was the only surviving person with a reasonably strong relationship with Wanda.
steven jamal rogers?
😆
He been too old for this since he woke up, I would've said five more minutes and stayed in the ice for a few more decades
You are my spirit animal
He was born old. He was too old at age 17 when he enrolled.
Steve was born 1918 woke up in 2011 and was 93 years old. In endgame it was 2023 so he was 105 years old. Then he traveled back and lived all the years he missed before he went into ice and that took place around 1945 and as we know from certain media he lived all those remaining years from being in ice from 1945-2023 which comes to 78 years. so from the time of his birth, getting trapped in ice, going back in time he lived around 183 years. Might be wrong but has been old for along time he deserves retirement.
@@nerdy_1439 damn
@@GhettoJohnWick i know my calculations might be a bit off but i tried and counted date of birth to awakening. plus the endgame and time travel. so yeah hope this somewhat helps people
THE THING ABT JERSEY BEING IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY- I FELT THAT- AS A JERSEY KID, I FELT THAT-
OMG SAME
SAME!
"where is all this happening again?"
"Umm, New Jersey."
"Hah, Jersey?! Well who cares then? That place has always been in an alternate reality."
When she said that I thought “across the river in New Jersey Everything is legal in New Jersey”
@@Marveladdict-qv6vz alright when the time comes fire your wepon in the air
@@Marveladdict-qv6vz oh also love you pfp and name XD my pfp is luna
“It will put an end to the whole affair”
@@Marveladdict-qv6vz my name is phillip
"Not my circus. Not my monkey" I FUCKIN CACKLED XD
I'm so happy that saying has gotten more mainstream.
Not our division
I understood that reference
Sam is over here like "When you said that your passing the shield to me, I didn't realize I would have to handle more bullshit. I knew I shouldn't have become friends with you
@SOPHIA WEBSTER War Machine is gonna have to deal with Tony's shit in Armor Wars. So yeah I agree
wow this aged weirdly lmao
I. Can. HEAR THIS. In. My. HEAD.
"Not my circus, not my monkeys."
I'm gonna use that.
I know! Isn't it great? I read it in a story a couple years ago. It's Polish.Not Polish myself but been using it on my family ever since. Lol
@@YSO992 I didn't know it was Polish! My mom and I say it literally ALL the time 🤣
My co-worker does all the time - is her favorite line next to calling me Senile! (Brat's 20 years younger than me and forgets more than I've ever remembered!)
Steve really said my back is as broke as wandas mins
"Everything is legal in New Jersey."
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING! Hamilfam
“We will Meet across the river in WestView”
OMG I LOVE THAT!
@@alessandropereira4976 everything is legal in westview
@@Marveladdict-qv6vz YASSSSSSSS
"Getting high waiting to die"🤣🤣she is soo funny
For a second I was thinking, “But cap’s a male…? At least on earth 199999.” Then I was like, “OH”
i remember saying out loud whilst watching wandavision why dont they call up someone from the avengers who knows Wanda and could convince her to come around and help her through her grief..not once did the other characters have the same idea lol
I mean, facts. Fuck, even Bucky was like, "What the hell are you thinking putting fucking Paramus on your enlistment form?" That's not because Steve was lying, that's because Steve said he was from Jersey!
I can imagine for clibt they call and its just like hello this is Clint Barton if you are sword try giving her a snickers if you are anyone else please leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you soon
What happened to Ant-man?
Hank said no more tech.
Caption Marvel?
Out in TH-cam world.
Hawkeye?
Off the gird.
Falcon and Bucky?
Out the country.
Doctor Strange?
Doing magic shit.
Banner?
Still Universal hostage I think.
Spider-Man?
Rehab.
Rehab?
Yeah something about an apple plus addiction.
Rehab? Isn't he like dealing with exposed identity or something 😂
@@titliroy4713 a play on that Cherry movie.
@@SMP2390 OOO
I mean...the whole reason Steve did that is because frankly he's 100 percent done. He just wanted to grow old with his best girl and call it a day.
“Not my circus, not my monkeys” I gotta start using that
Loved this. "JERSEY " I said it the same way you did when I heard the s.w.o.r.d. rep say it. Lmfao. It's always been in its own alternate reality. A true New Yorker response. 😂🤣😂
And then Kamala Khan comes along...
Asking a man from Brooklyn to help people from New Jersey is like asking me to stop looking at memes...impossible!
"getting high and ready to die" - Steven Jamal Capsicle Rogers.
Sword's a pain in the language.
I was just thinking about why they didn't call the one person Wanda would for sure listen to. Nobody even brought it up.
Whose that
@@webby9044 Steve Rogers.
@@jacobd1984 Clint. Wanda listens to Clint
Yeah but then their whole secret rebuild Vision and frame Wanda scheme would have been exposed.
this was funny
This was brilliant! Priceless. 🤣🤣🤣 “Not my circus. Not my monkey.” And when Steve found out it was in New Jersey. He was like nah. 😂
so is NJ like the oregon of the east? and New York like the California? I live in the NW I need this in NW terms not b!chA$$ East coast words (Ie WEST IS BETTER THAN EAST!)
First of all Florida is the California of the east it's land of the tourists
Second of all I accidentally sent the last comment with finishing it
And third of all I wouldn't know about Oregon
This is a masterpiece. Someone please send this woman flowers.
‘Steven JaMAl Rogers’
😂
I was originally going to watch the series starting next week, but I will start right now, you had me at Alternate Reality.
This
this
this is beautiful
Steve: i lived passed 100 years and you want me to help save a part of New Jersey? Bitch bye
Bahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha this is so funny
(Spoiler Alert) SWORD didn't call the Avengers BECAUSE they didn't want to explain why there is 2 Visions. Plus there was the whole, trying to kill Wanda thing.
This woman is so damn funny!!
👁👄👁 👍🏻
High and waiting to die 😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m literally just sitting here, getting high and waiting to die” if that isn’t a whole mood-
You are a genius for coming up with this stuff
I'm pretty sure most of the world thinks Captain America is dead at this point.
Rofl. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in days. Watched it three times in a row and am leaving a comment. I never leave youtube comments. But i’m still laughing and i’m going back in for a fourth look.
Old Steve: Where is all this happening again?
S.W.O.R.D.: Umm... New Jersey.
Old Steve: Hah, Ha HA Jersey?! Well who cares then? That place has always been in an alternate reality.
I fell off my chair and broke my arm, but it was worth to hear it
The Jersey joke is just icing on the cake for me. Idk what state you grew up in, but I'm from NY, and this is so legit. We're so unnecessarily mean to ppl form Jersey lol.
But sword was trying to use the hex for their advantage having a avenger their would of ruined haywards plan
The more I think of it the more I think SWORD never even attempted to contact the Avengers. They do not want anyone else to know how badly they mangled VIsion and how much they want to kill/manipulate Wanda.
Can these please be cannon
Hi
I can't believe I'm one of the first people here
0:02 Scott Lang/Ant-man: Hey Guys We Found Steve Rogers.
Sam Wilson/The Falcon: Ok Let's Bring Him Here So We Can Make Him Young Again.
(In The Time Travel Van)
Bruce Banner/Hulk: Ok Here We Go.
(Use The Van Time Travel To Make Steve Rogers/Captain America Younger Himself)
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Wow Where Am I?
Sam Wilson/The Falcon: We Been Looking All Over For You.
this made my day :>
Me after finding this channel
"I like this one. "
Man... the foreshadowing lmao.
"Everything is legal in New Jersey"
Why does jersey get such a bad rep? Come on people, we’re not that bad
As a Connecticut resident, I feel obligated to tell you that the north east views you guys as a suburb of the craziest twisted parts of New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, AND oddly enough Maine for some reason. Y'all scare us, but in the (are they gonna be okay?) Kinda scared. We're concerned about y'all.
Yes... I know the irony about my name.
Omg yes
Getting high, waiting to die lol
This isn’t TikTok
Who are you?😍
,,That place's always been in an alternate reality"😂😂just I found this funny?😅😅
Jamal?
Rodgers: Where is this happening?
S.W.O.R.D.: Across the river in Jersey.
Rodgers: Everything is legal in New Jersey.
Cap is in an alternate timeline, people.
LOL
Lmao where did Jamal come from?
Search up Christopher Jamal Evans and why he was named that by black women
Old Steve should’ve said oh well here’s what happens after the events with Tony, dying and stuff. I went back to put The stones back in their place but I also traveled back in time to go and live my life. Now I’m back in this universe and I’m like 80 or 90 something years old.
In other words "everything is legal in New Jersey". Steve ain't caring cause it ain't his problem anymore and first sentence.
A serious question for this is where is cap? Like they seem to want us to think he is dead so much but they haven’t had a funeral with would be big in universe
"Not my circus, not my monkeys." the best line that I heard this year so far.
I love how as soon as he heard it was in Jersey he started roasting, in true New Yorker fashion. Lol
And now I'm going to have to go through all your videos now...
“Every thing is legal in New Jersey’s” any one get it just me ok
"Everything's legal in Jersey"
what's with the emojis
Steve is from brooklyn haha
i cant process the words on how hilarious this is😂😂😂
the utter contempt for new jersey dhhdhdbxhhd
Hey.. At least us Jerseyans got good bagels.
i just know they didn't even call anyone else
0:54 - 1:00
As someone that was born in NYC and has lived here my entire life, I can say, without a doubt, that this is 100% something literally all of us think and have said at least 5 times in our lives
Lmao, "jersey!?"😂😂😂
This is so funny and hilarious
Pov : you live in new jersey 👁 👄 👁
Getting high waiting to die 🤣🤣🤣
Holy same XD
Yo that was funny!!!