You Got a Bad Beatitude | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 13
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Chris and Sal address the Bad Friends podcast BEEF, Chris should name his new kid Lent, is there a single A battery?, religion needs a 2021 update YASSSS, Sal was a CCD teacher, the babes break down the Beatitudes, Chris learns aboutJack Kerouac and the Beatnik movement, the babes guess the 10 Commandments, Elon Musk's history and why he should write new 10 commandments for 2021, 7 deadly sins are WILD, Sal came home to dead flies all over his house, Sal refuses to drink wine at church due to germs, look our for our live show from the Dead Sea, should the BABES start more podcasts wars?! WHO IS NEXT?
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How are Bobby’s boils
Hahaha I can’t wait to see what you have planned Santino!!
My two favorite podcast😁😁😁😁
@@jasonjohnson5929 mine as well! Two funny combos of humans. Haha
“Give it up for Lent” damn. I’m stealing that
let sal have it for his baby he mentioned last year on berts podcast cooking for "his italian friends" the half italian hey babes sal said he wants to have a baby & on what say you q another catholic was berating him for never sleeping around so this man has a baby mama in mind
🤣🤣
i wouldn’t do that.... trademarked
@@brandi3981 I can't even comprehend this comment...
@@chillbrojazzkins9999 and you felt the need to tell me that why
sals face after he said “give it up for lent” has me CRYINGGGG
"Women who cheat on their husbands have to go to Flint." 🤣🤣🤣
I'm from Flint!!!!! Hahaha and I feel personally attacked! 🤣🤣
Lol there would be a lot less adultery.
@@hayley7483
Your from Davison, stop lyin.
@@bradleykyle6493true, anyone from flint would be too ret arded from all the lead water to spell properly, just like you.
"thou shall not even look at my neighbor's wife" come on sallll 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 this is the only podcast i listen to where I don't skip through the sponsored ads because they're just part of the pod, it's what it is cuz
my boyfriend always tries to get me to skip through their ad reads and i’m like NO they’re gooooood
Lmfao i just heard this and was looking for this comment. His sassiness and lil giggle! Love it
That one killed me 😂😂
“Mom I have to punch you in the throat”
Sal didn’t get a single word right in Fergalicious and I love him for that
I could listen to a 1-hour compilation of Sal correcting Chris' pronunciation
The attack on Bad Friends brought the podcast world into a cinematic universe.
It’s war babe
@@NoPreshNetwork CRY HAVOC+LET LOOSE THE DOGS,BABE!
Yesss let’s go ol skool, calling out names!
I can't believe they sniffed the shitbag!
YEEEEAAH YOU FF’S LET THE WARS BEGIN! PAPAYAS VS BABES
I love how this just turned into Catholic trivia hour
I couldn’t stop laughing during the discussion about the Ten Commandments. If I were ever going to fall in love, it’d be with Sal. You guys made my day. Don’t be coveting any oxen, Babes. 💖
Fully agree about Sal
#teamsal #salsgals 💖
Same... I have developed a huge thing for him since watching this. So much more of a relaxed side than on Jokers
@@brookeb452 not gonna lie, I had a crush on him then too
So, basically, everyone's "gay" for our bae! #HEYBABE!? 😍 🥰🤩
“THERE WAS A DELAY WITH THE SHITMENT” I’m fucking crying 30 seconds in you guys are just too much!! Love you Babez
He said shipment, but shitment would have been GOLD.
The zoom in’s and small edits make this so much funnier.
The camera is the "Rudy" of Hey Babe
Theres no single A battery?
@@miahdpapa9304 rudy wins then 10/10
@@SomethingGamecatAdjacent They ever figure which two bacteria mix to make maggots yet?
Does pimp edit too cause I agree the zooms are ridiculous 😂❤️
"You sure there's nothing with an ox in there" I'm done
my dad went to the same high school as the jokers, and its so nice seeing the joy in him watching the tv show because my dad has the same sense of humor as them. he knows basically everywhere they go in staten island its so cute
That intro jingle was more aggressive than a back-to-back Facetime
@Jordan Welch get out of here with your stolen last name, grape juice.
@@nickvaldes6007 nice try Bruce Krystals
@@RolandSpecialSauce Idk who that is, but talk to me like that again and I’ll give YOU some special sauce.
@@nickvaldes6007 you don't know who Bryce Kristers is?
@@RolandSpecialSauce you mean Brent Chrysler?
Sal: I won’t, you have my whole heart.
This is the type of love we are looking for in a podcast. Thank you babes ❤️
I’m already crying babes I’m laughing so hard😂🤣 was not prepared for give it up for lent
I had a friend in high school whose dad was drunk during his birth and put “tequila” as his middle name. And the kid would fight anybody who would bring it up lmao
Thought you guys might find this interesting, but I heard a hot take on “thou shall not take the lord’s name in vain” saying that it’s not necessarily saying god damnit and such, but doing evil or unrighteous things in the name of the lord. Keep it comfy babes
I believe that
That’s really interesting man, thanks for that my g
I was hoping someone said this, most people have the wrong idea of what “taking the lords name in vain” means
I have to say, one of my favorite things during these podcasts is listening to Pimp laugh in the background
Chrissy calls all brown liquor "whisky" like I call all meat "chicken"
Or like old people in the south call all sodas cokes
Just a little bit franks and beans babe!
It is what it is
Is it just me, or does it seem like Sal and Chris would be the perfect trivia team?
YAAAASSSSSSSS Definitely should have hey babe commandments......
Thou shall not invest in coins of bits
Thou shall not make no mistake cuz
Thou shall not covet thy frozen goldfish
I laughed way too hard at “Bradley Pitt,” wtf
We need a show where it’s all the top comedy duo podcasts competing against each other in different events to see which duo has the best teamwork. I think Chris and Sal would be top competitors.
I think it would be theo & brendan
WSY Sal and Q
as a former catholic (12 years of catholic school) this episode cracked me up. i was YELLING the answers at my phone 😂
The subtle confused look on Sals face as the camera slowly Zooms in amazing
Theology 101 by sal and Chrissy commandments lol
“33 million rats” 😂 I have been injecting this phrase in that voice in work conversations at inappropriate times all night and am dying laughing , my coworkers thinks I’m crazy but that’s not new 😂 BEST day ever!
Battery fun fact: AA, AAA, C, and D all have the same voltage. Keep it charged babes!
Different amperage?
@@ryanmullaney9791 Amp hours, bigger batteries can hold their charge for longer.
Da BABES! make no mistake, watching Bobby hold up that bag of shit was hysterical 😆
Santino's "awwwee its a bag of shit!" did it for me
Bobby has never looked more Asian in his life after he smelt that.
The thought of Sal coveting Chris’s beetle in a dark corner with his hood up is hilarious
I'm screaming at a Podcast "Honor your Mother and Father"!!!!!!
Honor your mother and Father 😂 .Sal calls his Mom said he’s gunna punch her in the throat because a coupon app is so good.
I would legit burst into tears if I walked into my house and found 300 dead flies on the floor. My body would just bypass all essential functions and go straight into a panic attack right on the spot lmao
And also, Sal you do look good. You look great! Love you 🥺💕
It took me four seconds to click. I’m officially addicted ❤️
Bradley Pitt made me spit out my coffee
I loved how he went from Brad The Pitt to Bradley Pitt
I just finished binge watching all the episodes and this is my first live podcast I’m so excited!!! This has been curing my depression fr lol ♥️
It's recorded+edited,not live.
Obviously I know it’s not live the fuck. I’m saying this is my first Thursday watching it live right after they posted it 😂
The podcasting world has been hit hard the past year and these guys are here to save it
How has nobody came up with a D.J. LENT joke before Sal?? What a brilliant man. Give it up
This podcast hasn’t been out long and I can tell It’ll go down as one of the best podcast In history.
Sal is made for podcasts.
I sometimes forget how incredibly smart and knowledgeable Chris actually is.
Me too😂 the same guy who thought red lights after midnight were optional, is also one of the most knowledgeable people 😂
@@imwoahhope do you remember what episode that was? Im dying trying to find it. I NEED to hear “officer i cant imagine what ive done but here you go” ASAP babe
@@Clipperdude123 ofc babe! It’s episode 9!! Enjoy babe!
@@imwoahhope wow you just blew my balls off with how fast you replied. God bless babe!
I find so funny how well Sal knows how cats act even though he hates them!😂 he must hang at Q's house a lot.
Hearing Pimp laugh after every commandment makes the whole situation that much funnier 😂
As a former catholic school girl, hearing you guys discussing the 10 commandments had me crying !! Love u babes ❤❤
“Give it up for lent” IM SCREAMING
The fact checker has to work overtime with these two. Haha. Love these guys
This is one of my favorite episodes 😂 Them trying to guess the commandants, and Chris saying “aren’t sure there isn’t something with an Ox?” And Sal going with it 😂 So funny
“It’s Jesus’s body get on ya knees and stick ya tongue out.” - Chrissy Communions
I actually read this in Joey Diaz' voice for some reason 😅
No presh
Give it up for Lent! ☠️☠️☠️❤️ Gold
Shout out to Chrissy T-Shirts for sporting a Tim Dillion McCain long sleeve.
It's actually his aunt Kathy on that shirt
I ♥️ how Chrissy feels so confident to preach on “The Laws of the Kingdom of Heaven” 💀 You guys kill me every time!!!
Sal: Thats not the real priest is it 😳
Chris: That priest is in very good shape 🤣
I just imagine a super Christian screaming at the screen “HONOR YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER”!!!!
I’m not a super Christian but I was for sure yelling this as the screen lol.
I am not religious and I knew this lol
You weren't, Jon Luke? Because with that name..
@@jadeyxboox no I wasn’t boo lol
@@Noname-eg6xm you denied it twice already, if you deny it once again... 😂😂😂
This is 100% my favorite podcast, I've never belly-laughed so much in the span of 1 hour
The story about Chris's friend that used to give his communion wafers the french fry treatment had me rolling 🤣
I just love how informed Sal is - meanwhile homeboy is reading google
GIVE IT UP FOR LENT 😭😭 that’s genius
This podcast was the best discovery I’ve made in 2021
PODCAST WARS needs to be filmed and chopped ! It would be the biggest hit on TH-cam !
nothing better than watching this podcast during class.
I see your situation, and I'll raise you a situation.
Watching it at work. I'm legit getting paid to watch this. 😌
english class😁🤚
I listen to these while on walks. This podcast is great.
I’ll raise all of you.... watching this podcast at home, while laying in bed, after ordering your weight in food on your day off
@@taylordial9107 i’d rather do that than writing an analytical essay 😭😭😭
As a fellow Catholic who went to Catholic schools from K-12, I can confirm this is the best podcast yet 🙏🏼 God Bless
the fly noise in my headphones made me jump more than once
Bad friends are in for a bad pot of hot water lmao Gettin Hey Babed
I think it was a bad move starting a war with the bad friends... them boys crazy!
The zooming in cracks me up. Such a unique trait of this podcast. Makes me giggle.
"Give it up for lent"
That was perfect 👌
"is duracell not in the major leagues?" lol
Homeless pimp timing the ads so we know there’s something good coming after the break 😂
Rewatching oldies, ugh I miss you guys 😫😭! Annnnnd- Sal, babe, LOVED your special
homeless pimp's laugh a lil contagious
Gosh this is THE FUNNIEST effing podcast I have ever watched/listened to. I had to pull over the other day when I was driving, I was laughing so hard.
Had my earbuds in while listening. The buzzing of the fly freaked me the hell out!!!
That duo intro sing-in was immaculate
I truly thought the Ox thing was a commandment too 💁🏽♀️.
Bad freinds and Hey babe are my only reasons to live.
@@craigi5skate 🦶🤤😩😫💦😔
@@craigi5skate which 3 tho
Check out Are You Garbage
Then don't ☠☠☠😈
Y’all came out SWINGING with that Hey Babe intro
Haha I LOVE that you call your girl and say "Hey what's Up" she didn't get one "Hey Babe!" 🤣🤣
We NEED a Hey Babe, Bad Friends crossover!!!
Edit: you forgot AAAA Batteries
I want this war to get REAL! There better be an appropriate retaliation from bad friends, with Santinos ginger rage and Bobby's weird strangeness they could be devastating
Shout out to Sal for knowing the Beatnuts off the rip.
Chris remembering norm Macdonald’s thou shall not covet thy neighbors ox joke as a real commandment is funny
As someone who is one of the biggest fans of Hey Babe, I request that the intro gets changed back to Sal and Chris just saying hey babe together instead of this song lol
Agreed.
i like the new opening. Its fun.
To be clear, I don't think the song is bad, I just like the old intro way more
The ketchup on the wafer has me in tears bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I look forward to this more than my paycheck.
Just so you know, you guys don’t only have Catholic listeners. I’m Pentecostal ☺️ I could not stop laughing!! Love you guys!
I paused this episode just to say that my son is named Tekela. Seriously
Was he conceived because of tequila? I'm 3rd son was an oopsie and his nick name is fireball.
Just finished watching the latest episode of Bad Friends, where they received your bag of poop. The podcast war is on, yaaaas.
Yes, it is!
@@BadFriends kill em with kindness.
Tim Dillon SHOULD write the commandments
#1 Tho shall not use AirBnB
# thou loves daddy
How am I just now finding these podcasts?!? I have been watching them nonstop and I cry laughing. 🤣
The Babes weren't trying to start a war with the Bad Friends, they were paying respectful omens.
This is a dream come true duo for a podcast, they vibe so well together
I’m just glad my therapy ox isn’t a sin.
The only other time I’d seen Sal he was on Maurica’s live podcast raising money for Puerto Rico and he was so quiet. I didn’t know he was sooo funny😆I love it. Thank y’all for combining medicinal comedic powers!
Can we get an amendment to the 10 commandments:
Thou shalt not punch
Thou shalt not have an ox as a personal pet
I can't believe how much I look forward to this podcast every week. It really makes my Thursdays. Thanks a lot fellas!
these babes are too funny and The Homeless Pimp is doing an amazing job!
Omgosh “send a wave out to all of them”the podcasts 😂😂😂😂
Next Hey Babe look up what the FDA allows in raisins 😂😂
PSA: Let your poople go 💩 If you hold it in too long, it can cause a blockage and you can start 🤮 it up and need a tube down your 👃 into your stomach or surgery! Also prob don’t wait til it’s been 2 wks to get medical attention. Thanks for coming to my TED talk, ha. Love this pod!