4 Types Of People Movies Hate For Some Reason
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The amount of strippers and prostitutes killed in Family Guy and American Dad makes me think Seth Macfarlane has a serious problem.
YES , i thought i was the only one who thought that
Seth does have a serious problem all his characters are mentally deranged assholes
Seth Macfarlane is a serious problem.
+Clothy22 Just not a funny problem. Like homelessness or hooker death.
Seriously? That's the only thing that makes you think that?
i dont know why it blows people's minds when someone points out that hookers are people too???
They have sex for money, nothing human would do so. (This is sarcasm)
Wait we supposed to get paid ?
@@chrishubbard64 They say that it's the oldest profession, which is probably true. However, as long as there have been prostitutes, there have been people killing prostitutes.
Think about it for a moment. They invite strangers to go with them to a secluded placed so that they can place themselves in a position of vulnerability for money. If you're doing that, then you're putting yourself in the perfect position to get murdered.
Not saying it's right, just that there's a very good reason why a number of religions say that you should only have sex with someone you love and trust. It's not about depriving women of the opportunity to make money, it isn't about depriving men of sex. It's about making it taboo for women to put themselves in a position of vulnerability for the benefit of mentally unstable weirdos who would do terrible things to them.
@@qty1315 Men do it for pleasure all the time and also make themselves vulnerable. They risk physical harm, disease, theft of their money or their seeds all the time. You definitely make a good point of why our ancestors advised against sex outside of someone you love and trust. It's the least amount of risk.
If brothels could be licensed, both clients & staff had mandatory sex ed (like lessons on how to zip line or skydive), mandatory contraception use, & std screenings for every client before the act & periodically for staff. I think would be significantly fewer of these people being abused, murdered, drug addicted, sick, imprisoned, etc. As well as helping society to humanize them.
"6 Reasons Why Dirty Work is the Most Progressive Film Ever" needs to happen.
I agree.
I disagree.
Never seen, watching it now.
Hide the Fish
Terrace Thornhill If you disagree with what he's saying, it means your a Nazi... Are you a Nazi?
Techaxe
Nah, not a big fan of socialism.
sex workers are hated everywhere, not just in movies. but I like that cracked is pointing out this trope
jenni sad. They don’t have Jesus in their heart. Jesus forgave EVERY Prostitute. Check the scripture. This is true!
@@dgerdi that doesn't mean their actions were ok
All of these are good points, but thank goodness someone said something about the whole prison rape thing. The staff of prisons have a duty of care to ensure people don't get raped while in their care. It's no different than if a hospital knew that some of their patients were raping other patients, and did nothing about it. If you aren't concerned that people in prison are getting raped because they are prisoners and therefore 'terrible people' (which isn't even true in many many cases), how can you really claim that you're not a terrible person yourself?
Hypocrisy mostly.
It's actually not a common thing think about it for a second ... A bunch of guys have to live on a cell block they use the same showers and everything and if one asshole messes up the whole block go into lockdown
Think of how quickly you'd piss everyone off if you were buttfucking everyone on a regular basis ... You'd be getting the whole block shut down which would absolutely piss off guys who have a hustle the whole place would smell like shit and you'd have people screaming non stop ... At some point the guy raping everyone is gonna end up dead either because a victim got tired of the BS or someone said screw it I'm tired of this asshole fucking it up for the rest of us
Does rape happen in prison ... Yeah ... But Hollywood over exaggerates it because one it makes prison sound horrible and two that's about all those guys really know about prison
Thank you! I really appreciate your hospital comparison.
I always thought that you shouldn't drop the soap because it is so hard to pick it up again.
thanks, lol..wet soap IS very slippery apt to fly out of our very wet "soapy" hands !!!! 2 meanings ? LOL...............
I always thought it was a reference towards the pirate doubloons, not the soap.
That was the joke used in Family Guy.
Peter: ... And it's true what they say about dropping the soap.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Yeah, it's impossible to pick up.
Two prisoners.
Prisoner 1: Hey look, it's the guy who couldn't pick up the soap.
Both prisoners point and laugh.
I mean that is also very true
Vitringur for the longest time I just thought it was because the shower floor was dirty and when you dropped the soap it made the soap dirty to...
'Replaceable family' goes back at least to the Biblical story of Job.
I think that he resurrected them. I see that more meaningfull than replaceable family.
I gotta argue the ripley one. Its only natural to latch onto a scared little girl in a horrific scenario and want to care for her. Ripley was pretty traumatized by all this. Focusing on protecting the little girl was her method of coping.
@@antigonarosaura7845 nope God got pissed when Job dared to ask why he was being tortured for nothing. He then was like dude I replaced your kids and slaves be happy or I'll take them all away again. And Job was happy.
Don't forget "the black guy always dies first"
ViviL
-Not in Star Wars it doesn’t
-Neither in Hancock;
-Not in Black Panther ei - uh, well..... uk, it’s an all black cast.... so.... except Bilbo Baggins; and he’s been showed to have survived that movie ‘till Civil War (if I follow the MCU correctly)
-Get Out
-The Matrix
-Game Night
-Hunger Games
-Maybe some Segregation-themed movies; I’d bet on that for sure...
...Well, actually, uk what ? Is it really a racist movie stereotype, a traditional trope, or just randomness ? I mean, what made you think of this ?
I’ve heard of this trope many times, but can anyone name any movies that actually do this?
There are so many examples of that not being the case, it's not a trope anymore.
@@nicholasleclerc1583 It used to be a trope in horror and gore films. For example, there are a couple of these in Resident Evil and Alien. As you correctly pointed out, the trend is nearly extinct, although I did see a movie at the theater just yesterday that did exactly this (not saying which for spoilers).
Skriket
“One recent movie has a black character that died first, therefore it’s part of the trope, because the trope has been established to exist”
I don’t care about spoilers, what is the movie ?
Shaw shank Redemption depicted prison rape as a REALLY bad thing
And a lot lot of other movies don't. You typed this on a keyboard. The words appear on a screen. Grass is a plant. Cows say moo. These are all fun facts that are irrelevant to the topic at hand.
That's not what a fucking straw man is.
it's... an inverse straw man. Instead of saying you said some shit and arguing it, he's saying "you may as well have said this shit" and then saying it's irreverent and not worth arguing. it's like a zen riddle.
PiecesMissing No, he's just making a point. There's nothing valid in pointing out that Shawshank shows rape in a negative light, because there are more examples of rape being dealt with lightly, used as part of a morality play, or worst of all, made fucking light of like the prison rape jokes the video high lighted above.
Andy was also inoccent, which drove the plot line which made everything that happened to him so horrible. Unlike their points in the video, where everyone was a bad person and/or guilty.
Yes Adam Sander hates the homeless, they remind him that without his SNL time he could be one of them.
The Simpsons even touched on the prison rape trope, where Milhouse is getting arrested for something he says 'I can't go to juvie, they use guys like me like currency!' and Chief Wiggum says 'Yeah they'll pass you around like... Like currency, like you said' ... I mean, it's no secret that the Simpsons has a lot of jokes that are really for an adult audience and can get a bit 'lewd' at points, but Milhouse is a kid, the threat is juvenile prison amongst other kids, and they're still joking about these kids raping each other like it's just part of the punishment to be expected in prison life.
Aw, look at all the comments by people scared that Cracked is saying they should maybe feel an inkling of discomfort with all of the dead prostitutes and rape jokes they've laughed at in their lives. Poor sensitive kiddies.
Nah, I've always thought they were funny and I find it ok to joke about rape and death
yippyyippy yoyo Well then clearly I'm not talking about you then, eh?
I think the difference between offensive and not serious is intent. Daniel Tosh makes racist jokes all the time and, because he's a piece of shit impersonating a human, is constantly bashed. Hell, he even got his show on Comedy Central canceled because of a RAPE JOKE he made. He was making really sexist jokes, and when a woman in the audience called him out, he remarked that it would be funny if SHE GOT RAPED! He crossed a serious line. People like Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart actually respect the people that they occasionally make racist jokes about, so it's apparent that the jokes don't come from a place of malice, unlike Tosh.
Cracked regularly treats people like idiots who just take jokes in a positive/doctrinal way at face value. Like you can't laugh at a joke about rape and be disgusted by rape at the same time, or you can't really be opposed to something if you find humor in anything to do with it. I think a lot of it's just people taking issue with the suggestion, and they can't seem to help making that suggestion in every other video. It gets old.
Jake Woolard If you laugh at something that reinforces that a criminal behavior is funny and perpetuates a culture of reoccurring said crimes among half of the world's population regardless of the traumas these victims face after it then yeah, you're doing bad. Honestly, why are [most people] here so defensive about these not even funny jokes? Can't you just stop for a second and think about the impacts that your jokes or you being the audience for a toxic type of comedy have in a society severely damaged by its reinforcement of a culture that says rape is okay or any variant of that fact? This is so exhausting...
Robot Butler/Milkshake Machine was a stroke of genius.
To put some context on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer clip, in case anyone hasn't seen the episode or forgot cause of how long it's been, the girl who was saying that had just been freed from being turned into a mindless sex slave by Warren (the guy she's talking to and the semi-big bad for season 6.) He literally removed her ability to think for herself using magitech and then made her act as a sex slave for him and his friends. So, while the "you'll go to prison and we'll see how you like being raped" may not be right, it sure as hell is understandable. He then kills her in that same scene, if I remember correctly, because Warren was an asshole.
Fuck Angelus, Warren was the worst.
Not only did he kill her in that scene, he then used mind altering demon influence to make Buffy think that she had killed her, sending the already traumatized Buffy into a spiral of guilt and self-loathing.
He's pretty, pretty, pretty bad.
Yeah, love this channel but they do take some things out of context.
lol Toth
Sonya Steadman Angelus? Pfft, that's nothing. I'd say Warren was worse than even The First was. Given that the latter was the literal primordial manifestation of evil, that's saying something.
Non-pornos in which the prostitutes live to the end: "Trading Places," "Pretty Woman," "Leaving Las Vegas," "The Cable Guy"...eh, guess they're still in the minority.
Eyes Wide Shut... Powder Blue... Boarding Gate... True Romance... Deadpool... Tangerine... Eden... Young & Beautiful... Everly... The Immigrant. Those were off the top of my head, though admittedly, I had to think for a minute before coming up with The Immigrant. Thought of another one, Mighty Aphrodite.
The hangover (the prostitute is probably the most likable character)
technically she was a stripper and not a prostitute.
***** p sure she was just a stripper. I could be wrong though, idk.
a movie from the mid 80's called milk money...... on a side note, pornos where the prostitute lives...... all of them.
I was homeless for a few years. Peole seem to think it's contagious.
You forgot the "person who smoked a joint" in a movie and gets murdered but they somehow deserved it for that. Crops up a lot in movies.
Vasectomy Fail
Yup. People love to have an enemy.
Hm. I feel like I've seen a lot of stoner movies, but I can't recall ever seeing that one crop up outside of a Friday the 13th. Aren't James Franco and Matthew McConaughey usually okay by the end?
+RAE M don't forget Seth rogen
or just the person who smokes weed or drinks and then instantly becomes insane
Did you mean: *Reefer Madness*?
ok ok cool, now take this guy, and have him narrate that clicky clacky text series that pauses every 6 seconds you have so I don't need to complain about it anymore.
What's the deal with your profile pic? I've seen it everywhere but I've no idea what the big deal is.
nox I get that, I just don't understand what's so appealing about this specific picture of 3 penguins
Ever see that tee shirt with the three wolves? It's the same thing.
SO what's the deal with the tee shirt with three wolves?
what's the deal with airline food ?
when i was a kid i just assumed "don't drop the soap" jokes were about how it's inconvenient to try and pick up soap in the showe,,, i was naive
I'm pretty stoked to see Dirty Work getting some press. Fantastic movie that was forgotten way too soon.
love that movie.. it rhymes with COCK
Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven't lived.
Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live.
The scene where Norm and Artie are standing there holding fish while a mafia battle rages in the next room is one of the funniest scenes in movie history (to me anyway)
I almost didny watch cause I thougt this was one of those dumb text videos. You guys should label those, please
it would be at least 7
Hopefully they notice the stats on those lazy text only videos are really bad, and stop making them. TH-cam doesn't like when people click out of a video after only a couple seconds.
At the same time, you DID watch DESPITE thinking it was a "dumb text video." So, really, they should continue NOT explicitly labeling that difference, since it works.
Sure, in the short term, but after awhile I think it's going to add the other negative things and turn people away.
I think those only go out on Thursdays. So if you're trying to avoid that format just don't watch what Cracked uploads on Thursdays and you spoiler be good.
And the trophy for “Missed the point“ goes to . . . About ninety percent of the commenters! Congratulations! You've missed the point better than anyone around.
Anyone else read the title as "4 Types of MOVIES People Hate For Some Reason" ?
I did, that would of been more interesting
In context, Buffy the Vampire Slayer was expressing the seriousness of prison rape. Katrina was saying that to someone who was literally about to rape her.
Best Cracked video in this format for AAAAAAGES
Format, nice. Content, SJW nonsensical bullshit.
Yeah, I mean c'mon - it's NOT funny to kill HOOKERS now?!!!!1!!1 Such bullshit. It's wrong laugh at rape, dead hookers OR the homeless now? WHAT ABOUT MY FREE SPEECH!!
Those damn SJW's, pointing out overused tropes in TV and films and showing there are actually real people behind these jokes, what buzzkills!
Damn. The anti-SJW crowd has become just as humorless and tedious as the fucking SJWs. Go suck off Milo Yiannopoulos and shut the fuck up.
For me, it's not about anything pro- or anti- social justice whatever... It's just interesting that these tropes occur so frequently and yet I (and I'm sure many other people) don't even register them whilst watching a movies. I'm not saying these tropes shouldn't be used or anything like that... It's just... interesting.
Sean Bean.
Rule: Not allowed on camera for more than 8 seconds unless he's dying.
Hillary Swank- Finishes her character ark, dies. Sharon Stone- If you think she's the villain, she's probably the villain.
Moral of the video = We should all watch Dirty Work.
in the land of the skunks the man with half a nose is king!
The worst family replacer is God. He killed Job's whole family on a bet with a devil (also did a bunch of other stuff like kill all his livestock and cover him in boils), but replaced them after with a NEW, BETTER family! Those are the exact morals I would give aliens in a sci-fi movie who just don't understand human emotion and bonding.
it was the Devil that did that, not God
All powerful, kinda his fault. And by kinda, 100%
Technically god killed everyone who has ever lived because you cannot die until God allows it.
alex trebek No, God did it as a bet, because the Devil said Job would not hold his faith in hard times...
Not that any of this is even true, these childish, clownish stories are supposed to be parables anyway, not literal events
My favourite crazy God moment was when he performed mass abortions by cutting babies out of their mothers wombs, and Christians claim that abortion is anti Christian, when every mention of it in the bible is positive lol
@@petelee2477 True
This guy. He needs more work. Him and DOB should do a thing, maybe. I like this guy.
"Hi America" - he said on a global website...
It is Memorial Day in America today, could be why.
What are they remembering this time?
We don't know, we forgot.
Nixo Monopip Freedom
Are you offended... for rest of the world? Dear God, can there be nothing you're not offended by?
Hmm, never watched Dirty Work... maybe I should.
Fuck yes you should.
looks good
You DEFINITELY should
"hi america .." but....but am not american :/ doesn't cracked know they have fans all over the world 😐
Oh my god I just immediately zoned that out. I'm so freaking used to it.
But only America counts....
Wait. He said "Hi, America". If I'm not American, should I stop watching?
Yes. Just pretend. Lol
I wouldn't have even noticed if you didn't point it out, though.
I love Dirty Work. Norm cracks me the fuck up in that movie.
I about had a seizure I was laughing so hard from the "dead" hookers in the trunk scene.
I read the title as 4 types of movies people hate for some reason, which would be interesting.
Why is rape funny if it happens to a man in prison?
Well if they're in jail because they raped someone it is.
What's more it's somehow treated as a form of justice if the man in prison was a scumbag.
Rape can never be justice.
You're crazy, the director's cut of Aliens is a work of art!
Dirty work is great tho...
I second this, I've watched them both and I prefer the director's cut, as he said you get more movie (and it isn't boring what they add in either, like in many other director's cuts I've seen).
Admittedly, it was rather interesting to see that it was actually Ripley's account that got all those people on the colony killed.
Agreed! The directors cut is far superior.
Never thought of the prostitute thing, but now that you bring it up... They DO die a whole lot.
You forgot to mention how Ripley's new family in Aliens ALSO gets taken away in the third movie. You think the actual movie is the bad horror part? Ripley always gets screwed over right in the beginning of each sequential aliens movie.
This is my favorite cracked video so far and I have thoroughly enjoyed many.
Damn how did you know I was actually on my lunch break?!
In *reality* an unfortunate number of prostitutes are murdered. In *reality* it's normal to ignore homeless people. In *reality* it's typical for people accept prison rape as, at worst, still more acceptable than "real" rape.
This might not be a Hollywood problem.
"You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?"
I need to quote that more often.
I was waiting for the Archer example 😂
We need an After Hours where Swaim wins at the end by arguing Dirty Work for most progressive film.
The dead hooker thing is a trope and I imagine there is an interesting history that explains it. I mean just consider all the historical murders that take place with sex workers. ppl dehumanize sex workers. There is some interesting stuff to investigate here.
I am so happy that this entire channel continues to produce great, clever content
In Face/Off Adam (Castor Troy's son) was an orphan by the end. That's why Sean and Eve (John Travolta and Joan Allen) adopted him. Sean killed Castor and Sasha, Adam's bio mom was killed when the FBI (on Travolta Castor's orders) raided the hideout.
It totally IS my lunch break! How did you know?
Opinions on prison rape is my litmus test to tell good feminists apart from the crazy ones.
How do you feel about prison rape:
A) I really don't like it.
B) I don't like it.
C) I kind of like it.
D) I like it.
E) I really like it.
It's really fucked up. It just shows that people in general are SO FUCKED UP, that they think it's funny that average 100,000 men are violently sodomized in prison annually. I guarantee if they saw it happen in person, they wouldn't think it was so funny. They'd be FUCKING SCARRED FOR LIFE.
@@dontblinkparkour That would be true even if the jokes were ORIGINAL. But they almost never are.
"Then they switch faces and pretend to be each other. This movie is exhausting to explain."
Really good video man. Engaging and easy to watch despite the pretty dark subject matter. I'd love to see more like it
Now I really want to watch Dirty Work.
In my opinion, humor should be used around uncomfortable topics not to make us more comfortable with them but to bring attention to them and what can be fixed or changed. Comedy can be an amazing tool for change or it can be used to normalize suffering.
also, actually, similar to how the fastest way to get over a dead pet is to get a new pet, the fastest way to heal after losing a member of your family is to fill that void with someone new. in most cases though, thats just bringing some other family member back into the picture, like those parents you already put in a home or that estranged brother.
pretty sure grief councelors have written books about that stuff
Hey this was pretty good, and it was a new guy I haven't seen before. Keep it up guys.
Another four (since you like making these):
Lesbians
People of colour
Parental figures
Aaaand "unattractive" ladies
We did it guys, movies are still terrible.!
He'd be too much of a pussy to make that video.
It's not Parental figures so much as it is Motherly figures. killing the mother is a cheap, quick, and effective way to pull at heartstrings.
That's true. The kid and mother dies, then the father becomes the protagonist who lives forever (sometimes in a barren wasteland, with a dog).
TuneLola children and mothers dying an unnecessary death is a cheap way to pull at your heartstrings and FORCE you to feel bad about it. If done tastefully, a motherly figure or child dying can be genuinely dramatic and impactful to the story line, like Mrs Tanner from the show Scrubs. She was dying and needed dialysis in order to live, but she denied it. J.D. did everything he could to get her to accept treatment, so she gave him a little talk about what she's thinking. She's an old woman. She would have one foot in the grave regardless of any fatal illnesses. Her family was paying for her bills and treatments, and they were starting to go broke. So to save her daughter and grandchildren's financial security, she chose to die and save her family's financial security rather than prolong the inevitable. That scene makes that episode of Scrubs my favorite in the whole series. I was sweet, sad, humbling, and much more. Mrs. Tanner's death was very tastefully done and; as a result, that episode is on a lot of people's favorite Scrubs episodes list/
Movies are bad to blue people.
Please do more like this, Josh. You used the format well.
Give this guy a raise and let him do more videos.
Awesome list!! Also, I love your tattoo!!
Ending scream is from Aaahhh Real Monsters.
you are half right. While I'm sure it was on that show its also been in a shit ton of other movies/tv shows. Its a famous stock scream called the Howie scream. Arguably the second most famous next to the Whilem scream
Fucking LOVE Dirty work.
In Aliens I sort of liked it because her daughter had grown up and had a happy life, it's just Ripley had missed out. Rather than her dying and being replaced it was more Ripley found another child to raise so she got that experience of being a mum again. But I understand the criticism. I just took it to mean she could start to heal.
There's a reason I refuse to see the third movie. Screw that noise, Ripley's been through enough without tragedy porn.
Great video, but I take issue with the "family members are interchangeable" one. In each of the examples shown, the movie actually goes to lengths to show that the person who lost family is suffering and having problems dealing with their loss. The "replacement" family members are never intended to be "replacements" - they are new relationships to help the person move on with their lives. Recovering after a loss is actually a very strong theme in a lot of movies.
Quoting Leo from "Lethal Weapon 4": "You're not better friends than Froggy. You're just different."
There's a lot of pathos in these scenes, if you choose to look for it.
Id just like to point out that prostitutes / sluts being murdered has been a story trope since at least Bram Stoker's Dracula. No, not the movie, the actual book lol.
Dracula was published *after* the Whitechapel murders of Jack the Ripper in 1888, which is, I'm pretty sure, the real-life instance that cemented the murder of prostitutes in the cultural consciousness.
Also, I'm not sure what you mean by "/ sluts"... I think that's a different trope, like in 80's slasher flicks.
Additionally, so? Like, child molestation has existed for all of human history. Murder has too. The length of time something's been a thing has no impact on whether it's good or bad.
RAE M Seriously? Its been a thing for forever especially in the horror genre for sexually promiscuous women to end up getting brutally murdered. In Bram Stokers Dracula, vampiricism is actually an allegory for it even and arguably what set the trope in motion to kill off prostitutes and sluts in stories.
Yeah Lucy is a prime example of this, prior to her change she is still portrayed as innocent, but after her change she is portrayed as lustful and she is killed to return her to that state of innocence and purity. The male protagonist seem far more concern about the female victims sexuality than whether or not they die. I don't think Whitechapel murders necessarily created the trope, but where a byproduct of the perceived worthlessness of prostitutes during the Victorian era (just as it did in Stoker's Dracula), even more so than they have been since that time. Thought I do agree that the murders had a hand in bringing it more to the foreground and therefor had some influence on the current movie trope. Likely more influence than other similar events.
+Ruinous Power is it really a trope? I think like me men don't like women who don't value thier bodies and sleep around for nothing more then money or fun. men can't be sure a child born is actually thiers without dna. and women who sleep around can't be seen as trustworthy. and before you call it double standards tell me that women love men who sleep around like pimps. when I see a whore or slut the only thing I can think is there is some nice guy somewhere who loves and trusts this woman and sh doesn't give one fuck about him. and yes when men see another man cheat on thier girlfriend most other men are disgusted by it. we may not say it but men judge other men as sluts ad well.
Hookers HAD a reality show - America Undercover: Hookers at the Point. Get your 90's together, cracked.
Archer was actually making a joke about the "you killed a hooker" trope. She was tranquilized.
My favorite character in the film "The Day After Tomorrow" is the homeless man. He is the only one I can relate with.
DIRTY WORK IS THE MOVE UNDERRATED MOVIE EVER, THAT'S FOR GODDAMN SURE.
Put some space between you & the green screen to avoid that weird "bad copy & paste job" effect. Just one large step forward should do.
Actually, in Aliens, Newt was a symbol of hope and protecting it for Ripley, not replacing another daughter. If you remember in the first Alien movie, Ripley went back for Jones the cat when she didn't need to. Ripley never kissed or did anything sexually with Hicks. They flirted and that was it. They bonded just like Vasquez and Drake did, although those two acted more like rowdy siblings but had the nickname "The Sweethearts."
The other messed up thing about rape in prison is that we have thousands of non-offensive marijuana smokers in jail, for smoking a substance that is scientifically shown to be less dangerous than alcohol.
Rent.
Stripper
Hi America? I guess I'm not allowed here then :(
To me.
To you.
three four
Make TH-cam Great Again
Nag, you're good, everywhere is America. At least according to the only people on the planet that matter: 'Mericans.
Wow. There was actually so much wrong with this one that for once, I don't even have time to go into it. That's a new low, Cracked.
finally a good video again. I was starting to worry that I was just an after hours fan boy
When you were talking about prison rape I was waiting for you to mention Shawshank and its rape scenes…
Da Pumaface Thank you! Exactly my thought. Not too positive or hilarious in that movie.
Or American History X
If this dude made a movie it would be really fucking boring.
Or proably would subvert our expectations based on what we are used to seeing. Ya know. Like how scream seemed very typicap and then subverts all your horror film expectations and then CHANGES THE TROPES OF HORROR FILMS FOREVER? Acknowledging how films work is a good thing to know. It can make a bettwr movie. Not a worse one.
Cause lazy, hackneyed tropes are the ONLY entertainment in my America, dammit! No dead hookers, no sale!
+Bla Blah Nope, if this dude did make a movie it would be boring. And movies are the best examples where the consumers wallet talks.
Movies that rely on the same thing are not anything special. The best directors are the ones who do something different. I mean, look at Cabin In The Wppds. Its was marketed as a typical horror flick, and then completely turns the genre on its head. Just like Scream and Childs Play, which changed killer doll films. Look at Quentin Tarantino or Ridley Scott. Understanding what we usually see is the best start to being different with that knowledge, if he did make a film, it would probably be pretty interesting.
+Bla Blah being self-aware about doing the same old shit is not turning it on its head or being different in any way. Mentioning that you're a hack doesn't make you stop being a hack. And the first thing this guy does in this video is mention how he's a hack. He should stop making things for people.
I almost never watch videos on my lunch break, just listen to them when I’m getting ready or driving. Super cool that he guessed I was on my lunch break!
In movies, skeptics are ALWAYS wrong - in reality, we are ALMOST ALWAYS right.
even rose dies in game of thrones! but oh well who doesn't?
Its made even worse seeing as her book counterpart is merely whipped, but lives.
Merely? *raises eyebrow*
I think her name is "Roz".
(Also, almost everyone dies in that show)
yeah using Game of Thrones doesn't work in this case, like half the characters from season 1 are dead now
We get it prison rape is a terrible thing it really is, but does that mean you can't make jokes about it? By that logic you wouldn't be able to make almost any joke.
C'mon, make me laugh. Tell me a good rape joke.
My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.
They performed unspeakable acts on her!
You guys want to play the Rape game? No?
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
My favourite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
As a policeman I deal with rape victims on a daily basis,
Women really seem to trust me when I'm in a police uniform.
It must be hard for a woman to be raped.
Otherwise it doesn't go in properly.
I bought a rape whistle and it really came in handy.
It really helped to mask the screams.
Watheverable GRAMPS Even when I heared them the first time, the only one that even elicited a small chuckle from me back then was the police uniform one. Now they're even hackier the eleventh time around. Come on, step up to the challenge, make me laugh out loud.
No it just means there doesn't need to be an inescapable onslaught of jokes about. Way over used.
Watheverable GRAMPS I'm not being hyperbolic, that genuinly made me laugh out loud. The way you put it makes it sound like a good rape joke is a privilige only a select few get the luxury to enjoy. Imagine that. Seriously, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for that good chuckle.
In defence of Aliens, Ripley was suffering from severe psychological trauma by that point in the franchise and falling into the role of mother figure for Newt was a coping mechanism for her.
I'm surprised he didn't mention Groundhog Day, the movie where the explicit lesson the main character learns is that trying to help a homeless person is pointless, because the universe inexplicably hates them.
Do they really think they are only speaking these videos to America?
Do you really think that's why they open the video with that phrase?
I don't see why else
well, TH-cam AND Cracked are both American companies, so it's safe to assume that the majority of viewers are Americans
I never thought I'd agree with the elderly, but I feel like the rapid advancement in technology is causing people to dissociate from reality.
SAMEEE I mean, I'm being completely serious here, it's starting to become very apparent, especially when technology is paired with capitalism
Alex Arias yeah. It's really unsettling.
Elijah Bailey and sad. They'll all be vegetables soon
Alex Arias no, they'll all be poor, as Donald Trump got elected😑
Elijah Bailey well that'll be due to different factors lol
thx sarge!! I agree and also I learned a lot from this vid
Oh man, I had completely forgotten about Dirty Work. That movie is great.
you apparently dont understand how humor works. the vast majority of jokes have a basis in tragedy or pain. its a coping mechanism to find humor in that which is awful. jokes without that kernel of reality just arent funny. we dobt laugh because rape and murder are funny, we laugh because they are awful things and laughing at our circumstances and the fucked up reality of it is a way of dealing with it.
I have to say, rape and murder, for me at least, are amongst the things I laugh at least. Usually I'll laugh at naturally occuring taboos (like death, or sexaulity), rather than man made ones (like murder). I can't recall a single occasion I've laughed about murder.
Tap That whats the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
I cried when I chooped up the onion. *badumtiss*
Sheldon Buchanan *Poker face*
Yeah, these are all pretty lame, overused tropes, I guess.
Here's a new drinking game. Everytime there's a fruit of the looms commercial before a Cracked video, take a shot
FYI the turtledoves given to "Pigeon Lady" were made of pellucida resin, not plastic. Therefore considerably more expensive.
why do movies somewhat portray reality and how people actually behave?
Intersectional feminism...with some actual humor.
You don't know what you're talking about.
A Imraah Great rebuttal, mate.
I love the underhanded-ness of it all.
The only part of this that blew my mind was that scream at the end.... SO ENLIGHTENING
At 5:23 it startled me cause I actually am watching on my lunch break lol
Why are the Cracked presenters so patronising?
SJW's. It's what they do.
Awe, you mad bro?
In the end he's just worried about whether movies fall in line with his political ideology. What a fucking boring way to live your life.
It's not so much about political ideology as it is about disliking how many movies dehumanize people or provide really faulty lessons and stories
+ShatteredDawn which all align with one political ideology. It's idealism over realism, comforting to people who want to pass laws that make them feel good even if they don't really make a difference.
mavfan1 That's a severely unrealistic way of looking at reality. Political ideology isn't realism vs idealism, it's(typically) tradition vs change.
I don't know if "worried" is the right word. Maybe he's just critiquing a medium of pop culture in a thoughtful way?
slut4berniesanders
Your username is not helping our side of this argument.
I used to work in a city with a huge homeless population. I almost always shared some nickels and dimes with them on a regular basis. They never explained how they had wound up in that position. I'm guessing it's bad for business to depress the customer.
The home alone 2 thing is kinda a stretch