GTA 5 Online Invincible Paralyzing Glitch (Funny Moments, Messing w/ Random People)

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Outro Song: Afterglow by Reaktor Productions

[@VanossGaming]

Thanks for watching! We found this glitch completely by accident, and it's pretty pointless lol. Hope you enjoyed the video! :D

[@cuz803]

First!

[@cuz803]

Hooray!

[@cuz803]

HAHA!

[@ofuck6537]

+cuz 803 I love how you're saying that a year after xD

[@cuz803]

Lol

[@devilgaming9727]

I love the guy at 7:13 "I going to break open this Canadian Pinãta."

[@devilgaming9727]

*I'm

[@ljtgs126]

Devil Gaming piñata*

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Devil Gaming XD #JustMonika

[@non-existant-being]

@@devilgaming9727 nice pfp

[@siberiusstuph]

Text to Speech

[@Southern_Crusader]

Achievement Earned:
*Still Funny After 6 Years*
Achievement Earned:
*Canadian Piñata*

[@twin2898]

Haha funny

[@tarynbooms9914]

Yeppp

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Killer Joy XD

[@TH3L3G3ND]

😂👌

[@DinoNerd_Gaming]

Yup 😂👌

[@braedencross5782]

first "car blosh" then "blow me" and now "wash machine"!

[@japandrew_]

Machines confirmed

[@tangchichang1533]

*Confirm* *Machine all*

[@nolanivers4973]

Sacred Lucario ikr

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Nugget /:p #JustMonika

[@sarsath7481]

It's actually "blow him [meaning Vanoss]"

[@angelstaton1337]

is no one going to talk about " and he's bi- curious" at the end ? 😂😂😂

[@thetigerschannel]

+Dale Longstaff yes

[@elizaneill963]

H2OVanoss IS REAL

[@dannybenavidee6668]

+Eliza Neill its H20danoss

[@rebeccasaluska4578]

h2ovanoss :3

[@DenosseRodrigueze]

ohhhh wait I know wat it means now 😏😏😏😏

[@MoistCurdle419]

At 8:16 , that guy sounds like a horse... XD

[@anthonypeters2302]

Ik😄😃😂

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Moist Curdle XD #JustMonika

[@w1nter777_]

Captain Distraction:The Movie. Coming to a car wash near you.

[@w1nter777_]

+BrutalDEATH XD

[@kavinl1398]

I'd see this movie XD

[@zachgomez9315]

Kavin Lengsavat d

[@Toca_alice.]

haha haha that's funny!!!

[@Tmda_73]

Paw queen

[@danielbautista2017]

My car is dirty asf I'm going to the car blosh

[@RoomTemp_Butter]

ha

[@JustAMountain]

lol

[@ishmamsabab6694]

AaWEFREeEI54459>|+##>/aqafeRYYArrqtataa

[@japandrew_]

Heh

[@nate_balisong1412]

*wash...machine

[@BorderHopper-hn2sc]

8:24
Random guy: Somebody just ate their microphone or shoved it up their butt.
That part had me dying 😂

[@freshsans8218]

Man theyre funny asf

[@basher4lyfe533]

The Canadians have become too powerful...maple syrup runs through their veins! Even Uncle Sam's shotgun is useless! RUUN!

[@starshadow5469]

YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

[@romeclayton2958]

Hey

[@jarebread]

I'm off to Europe, bye guys!

[@OnlyOneFreedom]

One of us... ONE OF US....

[@DJBaphomet]

CANADIAN POWAH!!!!!!!!

[@MrSaviorHD]

Congratulations on 7 Million Vanoss! Hope to see you get 10 Million!

[@Mexicoon]

Im from the future and he has more dubs then 10 mil.

[@kingkereti7709]

I’m from the future future he has doubled it🤣💀

[@hudsonbayifitwasalive8747]

💀

[@jaffa3717]

💀

[@indeed147]

💀

[@nevaehjobe9235]

"And he's bi-curious" "yea..wha?"

[@NNJAZ]

Vanoss = Awesome

[@Trekzity]

Yh

[@kirbyfangs]

I died when he said "Canadian Pinata" and how everyone else was chatting like if I was there I would be that one fangirl

[@bayshark20]

I would to but all be in my fhiter jet

[@mingfanzhang4600]

kirbyfangs XD #JustMonika

[@judsonsmith2083]

here ye, here ye. the impenetrable pinata vanoss

[@bgnkam6292]

the reason he couldnt die is because they used nerf bullets

[@carhopcar5247]

Vanoss is like a crane game you can't get prize

[@theguywiththeface5918]

He just can't be penetrated...

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Judson Smith #JustMonika

[@sirrhys3196]

I wonder if car wash glitch can withstand train

[@sirrhys3196]

Or a mugger

[@thatguyrandomly460]

Yes train, but you still get mugged.

[@HaVaJawbreaker]

wana rap battle!?

[@tvtnikki924]

+SANS THE SKELETON ok

[@clenchface4633]

Why are we doing a rap battle

[@taompons]

car blosh.
washing machine.
blow me.
blow vanoss.
yeah, he gonna poo!
my name is delirious and i am serious.
the quotes of delirious.

[@Ghost-bs7oq]

He is very mysterious and is Bi curious

[@nicob628]

When I am sad I watch your vids and I feel better

[@daniajax4958]

2

[@Hale_chp]

+Nicholas Beltran It helps my anxiety

[@Hale_chp]

:)

[@MADNESSCOMBAT10]

I even watch them when I'm not sad.

[@nicob628]

+Hazzy Gaming thanks

[@myjamm3823]

I almost died of laughter when he said chicken noodles at 9:40

[@djtesto2889]

Me too 😂😭😂

[@hokey4440]

Just watched this in december 2015... Makes me laugh when he says world war 3 but then i remeber im living it

[@ZemzyOseris]

no you watched it in november 20hrs ago

[@thatguyrandomly460]

WHAT?!

[@hokey4440]

ThatGuyRandomly ;P what?

[@thatguyrandomly460]

How are you living World War 3, it hasn't happened yet.

[@shodplays]

+Hokey I'm watching 2016

[@max010113]

hey I though we were going cockatoo's? :o

[@Murk.mp4]

"Great Power Comes with Great Responsibilities" and Vanoss and the guys be like "STEP RIGHT UP FOR KILLING THIS IMMORTAL MAN"

[@Murk.mp4]

and OMG WORLD WAR 3 XD LMAO AND ROFL

[@razorillusionist1956]

Narutske Umazachi You shouldn't play around with World War 3 bro...Ukraine is starting it in 20-27 years time :(

[@Murk.mp4]

they said that not me

[@razorillusionist1956]

Okok sorry

[@Murk.mp4]

its ok man

[@mattkeeg8206]

8:16 that guys laugh was so funny XD

[@MsRuta77]

yeah yeah chicken noodles 9:47

[@Ethan_-st5tu]

Yeah yeah chicken noodle soup yo

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Ruta SYPSENA XD #JustMonika

[@Danjel69420]

stlsbq

[@georgiawingett4823]

"And he's bicurious"
"What"
Haha

[@Munkenba]

Did the rap battle guy know he was making a fool of himself in front of 7 million people?

[@abrahamguardado6962]

Alfred Munkenbeck update 19 million

[@stews407]

Alfred Munkenbeck 20 million*

[@theCheezu]

• No0bmagn3t • 12M people actually

[@rayanbakar9064]

13m

[@subjectdelta4758]

21M*

[@TheDAITrickster]

He's Canadian.

[@enjoythelittlethings8545]

You are canadian

[@mamazramos7756]

Yea

[@STACYSTATES]

i see all your vids

[@izek1207]

that first lobby was probably the chillest xbox party ever

[@ripetoad]

Man, those canadian pinatas are tough to crack open.

[@clarafication5037]

6:41 THE GUY PANTING LMAO

[@ryukingaming7016]

8:20 had me chucklin

[@monyjiek5172]

I laughed so hard

[@TheWorstWolf]

I seriously laughed so goddamn hard at that part

[@slaxers9545]

"chicken noodles" xDD

[@tamekarandle3336]

RvntegYajywwg a great sjyw

[@sayeedaaayesha1608]

Tameka Randle 7iiooooo7

[@daz19711]

+Tameka Randle great English

[@PrinsaVossum]

+Geometry Dash slaXers CHIPOTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SubscribersWithNoVideos-yc2nh]

+Geometry Dash slaXers OH, HE SHOULD"VE MUGGED SEVERAL TIMES

[@SabotSender]

Delirious may be the triangle boy, but he's also The Terminator.

[@bsmuca]

Vanoss explore the glitch! If cops are after you, do the glitch, so they will come nonstop and will start shooting you, and your stars will get higher and higher until they kill themselves! Would be so much fun to watch hundreds of cops shooting someone invincible! Anyway sorry by bad english, just a suggestion :)

[@Dyersituation714]

Captain distraction ready for extraction

[@brandonsaxe881]

This glitch would be perfect for sending a mugger after someone, they wouldn't be able to catch him.

[@seismiclegion474]

Vanoss' commentary and Delirious laughter makes these videos so bloody good!

[@kotocx9987]

yes

[@grandnova438]

world war 3 everything vs vanoss

[@cryoflip5841]

Captin distraction: world war 3 coming to a car blosh near you

[@seymourbutts397]

World War III coming to a US/Mexican border near you.

[@enjoythelittlethings8545]

And boom

[@masonmatezevich554]

Jokes on you, we’re living it now

[@mingfanzhang4600]

GrandNova XD #JustMonika

[@Spiderb1253]

This video is nine years old and it’s still funny

[@lonewolfgaming9041]

4:23 that laugh made me laugh so hard

[@ScandinavianLion]

Vanoss used "Canadian Armor" it's super effective!

[@I2yalls]

Vanoss' defense won't go any higher!

[@luisortiz8900]

or lower

[@callofminecraft1155]

Delirious used knife.
It's not effective at all
Vanoss used paralyze.
It turned on Vanoss.
Vanoss is paralyzed
He may not be able to move

[@cowboycolts]

DORITOS USED RPG
it had no effect

[@MrVortex60]

That was probably the most fun those random guys will ever have playing GTA Online

[@AdeebSiddiqui]

CANADA RULES

[@Ocram2868]

7:16 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@astrobrad25]

Congratulations! You have successfully gotten all 7 million people in the world to subscribe to you. Insane man.

[@KooliSkey]

Vanoss why are Canadians so nice even on gta! >.

[@adamsmith8776]

would be interesting to see how a mugger reacts!

[@HJW2003]

Car Blosh!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@TheDAITrickster]

do i have to be Canadian for this glitch to work ?

[@eeyannl]

TheDAITrickster idk

[@cursedshark7125]

Nope. You have to be an owl though

[@fallonjones9726]

A Canadian owl
🇨🇦

[@lilnovaps4gaming77]

Yes

[@enjoythelittlethings8545]

Yes

[@LispSCPSL]

That's cool

[@Smeeshie2001]

You can be just like this with Canadian Healthcare.
Making people immortal since 1867.

[@arthurmorgan3927]

I'm so glad I grew up with Vanoss and xpertthief. My whole childhood.

[@cobaltpheonix4954]

THE GUY WITH THE SNIPER AT 5:59 IS ME!!!!

[@crayonstastenice2817]

cingridulatons m8

[@jimweldiloy1803]

nc 1 mate

[@thisperson917]

Do you want a fucking coockie!

[@jarebread]

gg m1

[@JeffTheKiller-mc6uw]

nu its not

[@StoneBrothersProduction2Extra]

Haha that one guy in the video sounds funny as hell. He laughs like crusty the clown!

[@duncan_d0ugh]

GUYS! See if you can combine the Invincible Paralyzing Glitch and the Gate Launch Glitch to launch someone while they are on the roof of a vehicle :D

[@______jsh______]

8 years later almost forgot this hilarious video and glitch! Love those random online players. Wonder if they saw this vid already

[@gocepartaloski4812]

loved it thanks for making my day

[@MonsterBow1]

i died at 8:16

[@harmonyp310]

+MonsterBow REVIVE HIM!

[@MonsterBow1]

i will

[@somerandomninja4027]

Thanks man! I appreciate it SuperSaber4

[@buddyboycringe6460]

Fat Kiddo it’s 2019

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Fat Kiddo #JustMonika

[@dekocraft121]

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy".

[@subjectdelta4758]

You know what I love more then my car blosh, knowledge!

[@gurophobe4699]

When I was little I was terrified of carwashes :3

[@spidersplaymc5700]

1:19 THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON

[@tomhayes6527]

CRAP!!!! PISS OFF BUFFERING!!! JESUS CHRIST, IT'S BUFFERING EVERY 2 SECONDS!!!!

[@kallhoffk]

8:16 that guys going to a another dimension

[@MrMmdja]

Wait, Vanoss is Canadian?

[@vataguessing2563]

No he's French

[@Nurration]

@@vataguessing2563yes he’s Canadian but he’s Chineses

[@vataguessing2563]

@@Nurration na he's Australian

[@uselessfeaturelol]

Nah he's a Martian

[@ezhikielbernardo8181]

10 years late

[@Terziak]

Please do more videos with randoms Vanoss, this was awesome!

[@willlaminator9407]

imagine if this glitch still works with the noisy cricket gun

[@9158dkos]

Is it a car wash?
Is it a car Bosh?
Is it a washing machine?
No one knows.

[@epithet052]

its incredible that noone seems to recognize them.

[@DonOfTheKingz]

does anyone else always feel sad when vanoss' vids end. I do

[@bsmuca]

Lol never realized it. "Vanoss's" videos

[@Jack-dh2ws]

Canadian grand theft auto, also known as sims without the sexual stuff

[@Ryan_Duckworth]

"This ain't no game to me" LMAO

[@shutupwinter]

Vanoss predicts the future... WW3

[@skyeyes8789]

You trolled those guys so hard

[@borischau7641]

we Canadians are INVINCIBLE

[@MrGamer-oc5rn]

Maple syrup is what they injected in Captain Canada to make him invincible

[@borischau7641]

Jimmy Valmer Canadian chat, no Americans complainers sry

[@borischau7641]

Jimmy Valmer canadians are invincible dou

[@borischau7641]

first of all sry 4 your friend and second of all then he ain't a real canadian

[@borischau7641]

by now get out ,this is a pep talk on Canada, that goes to jimmy and ihaveissues

[@aatkins2002]

7:08
That 'trumpet' though XD

[@RealOddity]

1:28 You've created a monster......

[@jrnuguid8556]

lol no one knows that vanoss is Canadian!

[@ismaelrivera6541]

Watching this video again after 5 years ago

[@Kirbsster]

This is the first Vanoss vid that I had watched. I am still subbed

[@barrelobama3418]

10:51 minutes of awesomeness. This made my day :)

[@AlmostYourFavourite]

One of your funniest videos :)

[@chronm1372]

0:05 ur blocking the car blosh

[@epavcdg7180]

He said quit blocking the car blosh but yh

[@anthoniotoscano3366]

his palms are sweety knees week arms are hevy

[@GrindinGears526]

Moms spaghetti

[@Jack-gb5ne]

Heavy

[@Jad3_Suzuya]

his palms spaghetti knees weak arms spaghetti there's vomit on his sweater spaghetti moms spaghetti

[@t-swagggaming]

Mom’s spaghetti

[@FrozenAce82]

canadian GTA sounds like fun

[@IBF69420]

Vanoss going thru the so called "Best carwash ever" which was sus but sure is good and Vanoss being a innocent Canadian

[@vanillaicecube9969]

7:44 anyone hear "My leg!"

[@MonocleGentlesir1860]

I miss my childhood, love you vannos❤

[@charvenastoise1136]

5:03 Vanoss hit his period

[@247Marsha]

These videos make my day! Absolutely hilarious and always look forward to the GTA 5 series!!

[@qaurski9981]

" I will break open this Canadian Pinata. "

[@deadacc4538]

I like how this video went from finding a pointless but cool glich to messing with people.[That rap battle though XD]

[@nyxadapum4530]

8:16 he laughs like a Witch....

[@TheFaithfulRedeemer]

Wow, the Canadian version of GTA 5 looks really fun!

[@dapunz]

'Innocent Canadian' is just redundant

[@Kezzeys]

Oh man, vanoss foretold the future about ww3

[@seaweedsucc]

Ik

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Kieran Liaw #JustMonika

[@klancetrash6135]

'And he's bicurious' lmao

[@veemon24]

They should mess with random people more often XD

[@jaxsoncunningham8464]

this is still funny after six years i agree killer joy

[@clairedennett2347]

"Im going to break this Canadian piñata..." -Random Encounter