“This is a cat. Not a human.” I’m gonna be real, this was the funniest shit, the lead up to that line. The entire time I was thinking “motha effin Tectone over here sounding like a deranged psychopath”
I always leave these podcasts playing in the background while im gaming, I love what y'all are doing and thank you for keeping me company during my nerd hours! 😊
The professor is great, haven’t played magic in like 6 years and I still watch him. His videos on card sleeves and deck boxes are excellent and I love that he tells his community that it’s always better to spend your money on singles.
Unless it's a brand new commander set it's always better to buy singles. The guy is a genius. I'm glad he has a platform to explain that shit. Always buy from your local stores!
Wow I've never heard of someone wanting it to be warmer when they get out of the shower. I crank it down 5 degrees so I'm not immediately covered in sweat when I get out.
Holy this one is almost 2 hours long This is great this amazing, i love just listening to you guys ranting about stuff You guys really make my friday's
I love how emi is smart enough to know water we use doesn’t come from the ocean but not smart enough to know it mainly comes from rivers and streams. Along with rain.
I remember it being the first game I 100%, and to this day I remember playing the level. “Touch fuzzy, get Dizzy” at least 100 times to try and find 3 red coins to finish the game.
All of a sudden I feel good about having learned in elementary school how water for households is sourced.. like I even visited a water plant, a water well and even a underground and surface water reservoir. That was just basic stuff in german elementary school back in the 90s. Later we learned how depending on your region water is actually not safe to drink.. which blew my mind. People not having drinking water and us being thankful for the best water quality was a real good value given to me as a kid. The fact that the water coming out of my tap is held to higher quality than the water from the store really always astounded me.
@@AlmostSaDiK one just drinks soda.. the other.. well I don't want to throw shade or anything at Tecci because I luv him to death but.. he is not know for his vast knowledge of.. yeah..
Sounds DELISH! I have a couple natural springs by me tht every now and then if I pass one ill stop and fill a Gal or 2. SO crisp and delicious! Natural minerals right out of the mountain ALWAYS taste better!! Earth is the best Filtration device there is!
@@mrbeans2425 Natural springs can be deceiving. Depending on the elements they spring from or the area and material they might spring to the water isn't always very well digestable.. drinkable yes.. but you might get stomach cramps and digestive issues because of very high amount of certain minerals etc. So I'd recommend drinking only from controlled or tested wells. I also found cool things like wells that turn into drinkable water only once they have enough water for it to flow.
@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind Yeah ik what u mean but these ones are legit They are all over Maine and NH, The one I used to mainly go to is actually owned by "Poland springs" I believe, but its just a little run off on the side of the road anyone can fill up at. Same spring water they use. But you are right, even if the water is moving it should be boiled or put some iodine in it.
i felt that way about delayed attacks until i had one moment where i realized lowering my reactions to make every move count in a sense made me better overall. was also a nice mental training skill thing, carried into other stuff
I very rarely listen to podcasts but I find this one interesting, not only because I like video games, but also the way they express their actions towards anxieties, etc. which I find it inspirative. I might consider subscribing, wish you guys the best.
12:36 "i feel like a lot of the people who are fans of guys like that are actually not even old enough to be attracted to women this is just some they watch whenever they're mad at their mom" so true
You can do life-long damage to yourself if you apply resistance when urinating. Same as if you hold it in relatedly for long durations, it's very common with delivery drivers.
I love these podcast episodes. It kind of takes away a layer of that streamer to viewer and feels more personable and tbh it feels like an unfiltered version of everyone but it isn't bad at all. The three of you are so chill and it's the good kind of whitenoise I can listen to when I'm gaming. Keep up the podcast, I'm enjoying all of these.
As someone with the same loss-of-gravity fear as Tectone, but only when I look up or see a huge ceiling, it sucks explaining it to people and try to have them take it seriously. When I was in Vegas with one of my best friends, the inside of the pyramid hotel triggered the phobia so bad, I had to have him vid the area above eye level to let me see, I was STARING at the floor, and we didn't go back there ever again
@@benmanton9328 I haven't learned all the conditions around my triggers, but daytime sky is fine, it's the night sky I cant look at. Vehicles and porches are safe-zones, as the trigger seems to be most often "If you have nothing to grab then you arent safe"
59:48 Dude this just solved a 20+ year old mystery for me lol holy shit! I used to play a game like this with my friend back when we were like 6-7 and I could never remember what it was. All I remember is that you could print out a certificate with your name on it at the end. Even if it's not the exact same game now I know for sure it was an educational PC game from the 90's. Damn...
My biggest complaint with lies of P combat is the blocking recovery. Even if you perfect parry, if a boss does an attack chain [and there are some that do up to 6] you're just blocking that entire time which leads you to having your guard broken and taking damage. I dont mind being interrupted when making an attack with my slow weapon because it's going to do big damage when it lands. The problem is that 90% of the fight I'm either blocking, dodging so i can actually attack or eating absolute shit to the bosses attacks. To give an example, there is a fire miniboss that will smack you with a shovel, if you get caught by a single swing down, it will hit you on the ground and stunlock you into being beat for like 4 or 5 attacks which just straight up kills you. Sometimes you can dodge out of it, other times you're just locked in for death.
Their are plenty of ways to upgrade block recovery and dodge recovery. Unfortunately, you just can not play the game without investing heavily in there mechanics. It is not like from software where you can get away with out investing heavily and you can mostly get by on pure skill. That is either a huge positive or a negative.
That happened to me once or twice with the shovel miniboss. I was ready to throw punches, but nothing infuriated me more than the factory boss. I'm finished with the brotherhood fight it was easy. it took me like 3 or 5 attempts. The cathedral boss took me 3 or 4
Yoooo Jump Start! I remember popping in the CD for some good "gamin" while i waited for my parents at the sitter. Never could count all the magical items to get the room clean in time before they got home. Kept trying. There was a minigame lile that right? With a rabbit character? Am i nostalgia-ing that right? 😅
According to a post on Physics Stack Exchange, if a superconducting magnet and appropriate power supply had just enough current and length so that when it was perpendicular to the earth’s magnetic field, the force of the interaction was just enough to exceed the force exerted on the object from gravity, and it was rotating so the angular momentum of the vehicle was just high enough so it wouldn’t flip over, the vehicle would fly. So clearly IMHO if aliens have something like that that they can use then you might just go flying into space when the aliens make the earth instantaneously stop spinning because there's a lot of metal on the earth and if they put a metal suit on you after overpowering you to force it on you you would fly!! Into space though?! Maybe not but it's unlikely you would survive the eventual inevitable fall!! Sweet dreams EVERYONE!!
I agree to an extent with Asmon about delayed attacks being cheap because they can make it seem like you're practicing how to deal with that specific attack rather than your general skill in the game, but that's not necessarily a problem with delayed attacks as much as how the delay works. If a boss winds up their attacks, but always has a consistent telegraph for when the attack is coming, delays can be fine imo, but what sucks is when they draw back their weapon and just hold it for an arbitrary amount of time before suddenly snapping it downwards and hitting you without warning. If you have to actually memorize the timing rather than waiting for a clear cue before the attack actually comes at you, then I think it's a poorly designed mechanic. A well designed delayed attack can be good if it essentially only baits you into falsely reacting with the initial drawback-- but suddenly hitting without a true warning, or constantly stuttering or undulating while they are holding the weapon back is absolute garbage and I wish developers should stop putting that kind of crap in soulslike games.
Devs can't win lol. Telegraph it's too easy, so now you have to get the speed just right. 250ms too fast? How about 350ms? Oh you're literally braindead and have no reflexes. Hmm, maybe go a full half second so your slow ass can react.
For how good Elden Ring is I will say it was fucking annoying how many bosses delayed their attacks in the way you described. Mohg and Morgott were super egregious examples of this
@@Klnkykoala The worst example in Elden Ring imo was Radahn. It didn't really seem to me like they even intended for him to be fought solo in melee range because his upper body was almost always offscreen and his delays had almost no tell for when the attack was actually gonna happen. Radahn was cool and all, but mechanically, I think he's one of the worst bosses in the game; still more fun than the Fire Giant though.
I dont have a problem with it, makes perfect sense they would delay their windup before trying to smash you like a bug, much like people do to actual bugs irl
Hey. I'm someone that just watches twitch, never use chat, never use reddit. Tbh that shit is for losers idk how people have enough time or care to do that shit. I just find you guys entertaining, so keep it up!
where do humans get fresh water from: Our drinking water comes from lakes, rivers and groundwater. For most Americans, the water then flows from intake points to a treatment plant, a storage tank, and then to our houses through various pipe systems. A typical water treatment process.
39:43 The story I heard was that he got too popular in his home country that the local triad wanted a share of that pie and started hounding him. There were alot of strangers that did the same to him too. Meanwhile the original reason why he did flappy bird was only out of passion for game making so I think for him it wasnt worth the fame and he took it out. Beside at that point there were already so many clones going around the store.
I watch Twitch Yoga 😁 Tectone, You were born in 93 i graduated in 93 😛 Had pong console Atari and candy cigarettes when i was a kid. TV was free and used an antenna like a radio. Got a NES for Christmas when i was 11, VHS was new. Commodore 64 was my first computer. No internet. Sorry you missed the 90's bro they were amazing.Magic The Gathering, Gaming was done in person at comic shops/home paper and dice. Dialup internet and Napster, it was the wild west. Ultima Online my first MMO. Cigs, Gas, Ground Beef $.99 Buried a friend last year. His grandmother used to cruise main street in a horse and buggy. It's amazing how fast our lives are changing.
The thing with lies of pie that I see no one really doing is you have to invest heavily into the P organ system for things like damage, I frames, dodge recovery, guard recovery, bigger perfect guard window, bigger dodge, poise, pretty much any convenient thing in most from software games are in the P organ system. Also, something that is not stated with building normal weapons is that you have to match the slash and stab symbols. The equal sign means good and the arrow pointing down means bad so make sure your weapon has 1 or 2 equal signs and no arrow pointing down signs. The arrow pointing down means reduced damage sometimes by 70% reduced.
55:30 no Nintendo does not own Sega, they've done collaborate projects on games, but that's it. But if they did all Sega properties would all be Nintendo exclusives. Added; If they called it Wii 2 people would have understood it was a different console. Originally the biggest criticism for the Wii U was that it was marketed poorly and people didn't know what it was. Apparently it was considered like an expansion too the Wii with like a tablet controller thing they didn't care to pay for. Added 2; Tectone is old for NES. Added 3; Game Gear was basically a portable Sega Master System console
I can't watch Twitch because of the ads. There are just way too many. I tune in to someone im not subbed to, and I have to sit through several back to back ads and it takes like a minute before I can even watch them and I just lose interest.
First gaming experience, PS2, it was a children's game or a Kratos: God of War game. The children's game took place in a circus, I have basically no memory of it. I think my dad was playing the Kratos game, but I'm not too sure, I only remember Kratos on a boat fighting what may have been a hydra.
Lies of P. Strength builds are still good even with no poise. But I like the fast strength weapons to build guard break without taking as much damage. Then get the crit
Decided to watch this I think for the second time and I just got to the bald dude talking about recognising other people's shit and I laughed so hard I remembered I'm on my own in the nightime 😂😂😂😂
I read this scary story book and one of the stories was about a toilet, and every time you flush the toilet it would turn into a scary monster with teeth, literally I would flush the toilet and run out of the bathroom--and I was literally scared of the toilet til I was like 12-13
1:09:02 So he describes playing the game like a f2p casual player, which is basically 90% of the playerbase and all of a suddenly he likes Genshin again. What a coincidence.
Tectone, I have had similar thoughts about the Earth being pulled away and slowly drift out of the sun's warmth or feel the earth free fall or something crazy like that. The shit is terrifying! Lol. Asmon, YOSHI'S ISLAND is still my favorite SNES game of all time. Loved this episode guys!
Love when Tectone talks about magic makes me so happy. He so loves the game. Would love to see him on one of the commander shows like 'Commander at Home.'
Closest to an weird fear I have is that the volcano under Yellowstone Park will explode and end life on earth. Unlike a Asteroid hitting the Earth; with the volcano there would be very little warning and nothing we could really do about it…
Tectone should play the Toejam and Earl: Back in the Groove game they released a few years back! It's basically the old original game, except improved on. It's great
I binged whole show throughout two weeks or so at work and I genuinely don't think I can watch techtone anymore. The contradictions, the very obvious lies and general ignorance of this man child has gotten to be too much. Thank you for a good show asmon and emi!
In case anyone actually doesn't know where most of the drinking water comes from, it comes from the ground, that's why it's called groundwater. When it rains enough the water goes through the ground which filters the water from most polution which makes it most of the time ready to drink. Alot of big cities actually have huge problems regarding their ground water. All the concrete doesn't allow the rain water to sink in properly anymore which slowly decreases their groundwater which has the effect that the cities are slowly sinking into the ground. Some houses in jakartha are sinking by 10 inches every year due to that. The whole city of tokio sinked in by 13 feet in 50 years but apparently in the last 10 years they have managed to rise by 1 feet again because they decreased the use of groundwater.
wasn't the game gear what they used in the movie surfing ninjas? for those that didnt know that was an OG classic and my childhood lol - OG rob Schneider before blowing up and being in the Adam Sandler crew (wild)
i started watching steak and eggs for asmon, seeing tectone essentially being the lovable idiot of the group but somehow always managing to be just an idiot is amazing.
Crazy, I just commented in the last video wondering if this was a set or a real basement. Obviously it had to be a set because it's clean and they all talked about travelling to it... But mostly it's clean.
@Gugafoods would probably do the show somehow. He mentioned something about wanting to get Asmon to try one of his steaks as well if I remember correctly.
The way Asmon is stretching out that kirby blanket is super fucking sus. :D
I had to check the comments to see if I was the only one who noticed it. 😂
He’s over 6’0” tall; you have your mind in the gutter if you think his knee is an elongated dick.
hella sus
never stop going big dick
I was gonna comment that lol. I can't unsee the "stretched Kirby"
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Good thing I never plan to skydive more than once
Wait 😮
I don't want a parachute to go skydiving... But they wouldn't let me go without one
Just observing TH-cam comment thread devolve into pure disgusting human behavior is some of my favorite things to do once in a blue moon.
I played chess one time
Or a net
"well I used to throw it out the window" "thats not taking out the trash!" "yah it is, its outa the house" 😂
big brain is to leave the trash bin under the window
The way Asmon has his legs positioned under the blanket turns Kirby into the shape of a dong 21:55
I was searching for this comment
“This is a cat. Not a human.” I’m gonna be real, this was the funniest shit, the lead up to that line. The entire time I was thinking “motha effin Tectone over here sounding like a deranged psychopath”
I always leave these podcasts playing in the background while im gaming, I love what y'all are doing and thank you for keeping me company during my nerd hours! 😊
You’re welcome bro! I do the same. They fun
I´m so happy that this channel exists. I love them and this feels like hanging out with old friends and talking about games like during highschool.
Excellent episode 👏 No matter what you all talk about, its always a good time! Watch time W
Hope Guga can come on and cook them some steak and eggs live.
The professor is great, haven’t played magic in like 6 years and I still watch him. His videos on card sleeves and deck boxes are excellent and I love that he tells his community that it’s always better to spend your money on singles.
Unless it's a brand new commander set it's always better to buy singles. The guy is a genius. I'm glad he has a platform to explain that shit. Always buy from your local stores!
For a show called steak and eggs, you definitely need to get Guga the steak god to come on. Maybe ask him to cook asmon a steak.
Wow I've never heard of someone wanting it to be warmer when they get out of the shower. I crank it down 5 degrees so I'm not immediately covered in sweat when I get out.
"Well where's the water come from?" My guy thinks we drink desalinated ocean water lmfao.
I have to agree that your ads are actually great and very enjoying to watch. No chance I skip a nice and funny ad!
I had a dog I had to help go to the bathroom when his back legs stopped working. I love that Miz is helping the shelters!!
on Lies of P, it's so true the lightning quick hits after a so delayed attack really throws people off and also the really tight parry window 😂
My first steak and eggs podcast and i loved it.
Holy this one is almost 2 hours long
This is great this amazing, i love just listening to you guys ranting about stuff
You guys really make my friday's
100% I wish they keep going like this it sucks when they cut it short
I love how emi is smart enough to know water we use doesn’t come from the ocean but not smart enough to know it mainly comes from rivers and streams. Along with rain.
Awesome and cozy episode, loved it :D
I played a TON of yoshi’s island on the Super Nintendo also, and I never knew anyone else who did until asmon mentioned it and that made me happy.
I remember it being the first game I 100%, and to this day I remember playing the level. “Touch fuzzy, get Dizzy” at least 100 times to try and find 3 red coins to finish the game.
All of a sudden I feel good about having learned in elementary school how water for households is sourced.. like I even visited a water plant, a water well and even a underground and surface water reservoir. That was just basic stuff in german elementary school back in the 90s. Later we learned how depending on your region water is actually not safe to drink.. which blew my mind. People not having drinking water and us being thankful for the best water quality was a real good value given to me as a kid. The fact that the water coming out of my tap is held to higher quality than the water from the store really always astounded me.
Yeah how did asmon and tectone be so wrong at the same time
@@AlmostSaDiK one just drinks soda.. the other.. well I don't want to throw shade or anything at Tecci because I luv him to death but.. he is not know for his vast knowledge of.. yeah..
Sounds DELISH! I have a couple natural springs by me tht every now and then if I pass one ill stop and fill a Gal or 2. SO crisp and delicious! Natural minerals right out of the mountain ALWAYS taste better!! Earth is the best Filtration device there is!
@@mrbeans2425 Natural springs can be deceiving. Depending on the elements they spring from or the area and material they might spring to the water isn't always very well digestable.. drinkable yes.. but you might get stomach cramps and digestive issues because of very high amount of certain minerals etc. So I'd recommend drinking only from controlled or tested wells.
I also found cool things like wells that turn into drinkable water only once they have enough water for it to flow.
@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind Yeah ik what u mean but these ones are legit They are all over Maine and NH, The one I used to mainly go to is actually owned by "Poland springs" I believe, but its just a little run off on the side of the road anyone can fill up at. Same spring water they use. But you are right, even if the water is moving it should be boiled or put some iodine in it.
i felt that way about delayed attacks until i had one moment where i realized lowering my reactions to make every move count in a sense made me better overall. was also a nice mental training skill thing, carried into other stuff
1:40:56 timestamp called "Something is Wrong with Tectone" XD
I very rarely listen to podcasts but I find this one interesting, not only because I like video games, but also the way they express their actions towards anxieties, etc. which I find it inspirative. I might consider subscribing, wish you guys the best.
That fitbod advert read had me do a spitake with my coffee, that was great.
12:36 "i feel like a lot of the people who are fans of guys like that are actually not even old enough to be attracted to women this is just some they watch whenever they're mad at their mom" so true
4 months later and Asmon is a Monster Hunter Fan.
We got'im boys
You can do life-long damage to yourself if you apply resistance when urinating. Same as if you hold it in relatedly for long durations, it's very common with delivery drivers.
I love these podcast episodes. It kind of takes away a layer of that streamer to viewer and feels more personable and tbh it feels like an unfiltered version of everyone but it isn't bad at all. The three of you are so chill and it's the good kind of whitenoise I can listen to when I'm gaming. Keep up the podcast, I'm enjoying all of these.
...Why do you need whitenoise while gaming? If the game is that boring, maybe try finding a fun game instead?
As someone with the same loss-of-gravity fear as Tectone, but only when I look up or see a huge ceiling, it sucks explaining it to people and try to have them take it seriously.
When I was in Vegas with one of my best friends, the inside of the pyramid hotel triggered the phobia so bad, I had to have him vid the area above eye level to let me see, I was STARING at the floor, and we didn't go back there ever again
do you dislike going outside
@@benmanton9328 I haven't learned all the conditions around my triggers, but daytime sky is fine, it's the night sky I cant look at. Vehicles and porches are safe-zones, as the trigger seems to be most often "If you have nothing to grab then you arent safe"
1:44:07 Emi 🤦♂️she is so uncomfortable 😂
These videos make my week!
59:48 Dude this just solved a 20+ year old mystery for me lol holy shit! I used to play a game like this with my friend back when we were like 6-7 and I could never remember what it was. All I remember is that you could print out a certificate with your name on it at the end. Even if it's not the exact same game now I know for sure it was an educational PC game from the 90's. Damn...
Sleeping all day and being awake at night is so relatable. I love that as well... Nobody goes on your balls.
1:39:00 That pause had me laughing for a good 30 seconds 😂
31:20 the way asmon sitting in that blanket makes it look like theres a PP on it 🤣
Thank god I’m not the only one that noticed that, I couldn’t unsee it XD
All throughout the Lies of P segment as well xD
Lies of PP
He's just a little "B".
Not only should you invite the professor onto steak and eggs you should ask to play games with him and do a stream/video on it
I love the ad skits. The randomness is so entertaining!
This is awesome. You guys should definitely keep making these.
Man, I'm 43 next month, and to track the systems I've been alive for. Wild. Feelsoldman.
My biggest complaint with lies of P combat is the blocking recovery.
Even if you perfect parry, if a boss does an attack chain [and there are some that do up to 6] you're just blocking that entire time which leads you to having your guard broken and taking damage.
I dont mind being interrupted when making an attack with my slow weapon because it's going to do big damage when it lands.
The problem is that 90% of the fight I'm either blocking, dodging so i can actually attack or eating absolute shit to the bosses attacks.
To give an example, there is a fire miniboss that will smack you with a shovel, if you get caught by a single swing down, it will hit you on the ground and stunlock you into being beat for like 4 or 5 attacks which just straight up kills you. Sometimes you can dodge out of it, other times you're just locked in for death.
Their are plenty of ways to upgrade block recovery and dodge recovery. Unfortunately, you just can not play the game without investing heavily in there mechanics. It is not like from software where you can get away with out investing heavily and you can mostly get by on pure skill. That is either a huge positive or a negative.
That happened to me once or twice with the shovel miniboss. I was ready to throw punches, but nothing infuriated me more than the factory boss. I'm finished with the brotherhood fight it was easy. it took me like 3 or 5 attempts. The cathedral boss took me 3 or 4
25:25 they literally look different. Before grab boss makes like 3 times the pause before attack as well.
The Ads are great. Most fun was imo Extra Emily beeing Tecis Boss 😂
The intro song is absolute vibes ❤
Jumpstart!!! they had everything form preschool to grade 6 I think. It was really fun.
The best part of this episode was the impersonation of Maxmillion Pegasus, Kaiiiiibaaaa boyyyyyy
48:02 It's insane, but I have had this exact same thought and while doing the exact same thing (driving long distances).
1:12:40 I fought the deer boss with preservation path, you can shield through it no problem if you have gepard lol
Yoooo Jump Start! I remember popping in the CD for some good "gamin" while i waited for my parents at the sitter. Never could count all the magical items to get the room clean in time before they got home. Kept trying. There was a minigame lile that right? With a rabbit character? Am i nostalgia-ing that right? 😅
Nice and cozy. Just the bros.
According to a post on Physics Stack Exchange, if a superconducting magnet and appropriate power supply had just enough current and length so that when it was perpendicular to the earth’s magnetic field, the force of the interaction was just enough to exceed the force exerted on the object from gravity, and it was rotating so the angular momentum of the vehicle was just high enough so it wouldn’t flip over, the vehicle would fly. So clearly IMHO if aliens have something like that that they can use then you might just go flying into space when the aliens make the earth instantaneously stop spinning because there's a lot of metal on the earth and if they put a metal suit on you after overpowering you to force it on you you would fly!! Into space though?! Maybe not but it's unlikely you would survive the eventual inevitable fall!! Sweet dreams EVERYONE!!
“What are the…dimensions” “42 up 37 sideways”
Idk how I came upon this but @1:43:47 Emi has the best reaction to Tec's depravity
I agree to an extent with Asmon about delayed attacks being cheap because they can make it seem like you're practicing how to deal with that specific attack rather than your general skill in the game, but that's not necessarily a problem with delayed attacks as much as how the delay works. If a boss winds up their attacks, but always has a consistent telegraph for when the attack is coming, delays can be fine imo, but what sucks is when they draw back their weapon and just hold it for an arbitrary amount of time before suddenly snapping it downwards and hitting you without warning. If you have to actually memorize the timing rather than waiting for a clear cue before the attack actually comes at you, then I think it's a poorly designed mechanic. A well designed delayed attack can be good if it essentially only baits you into falsely reacting with the initial drawback-- but suddenly hitting without a true warning, or constantly stuttering or undulating while they are holding the weapon back is absolute garbage and I wish developers should stop putting that kind of crap in soulslike games.
Devs can't win lol. Telegraph it's too easy, so now you have to get the speed just right. 250ms too fast? How about 350ms? Oh you're literally braindead and have no reflexes. Hmm, maybe go a full half second so your slow ass can react.
For how good Elden Ring is I will say it was fucking annoying how many bosses delayed their attacks in the way you described. Mohg and Morgott were super egregious examples of this
@@Klnkykoala The worst example in Elden Ring imo was Radahn. It didn't really seem to me like they even intended for him to be fought solo in melee range because his upper body was almost always offscreen and his delays had almost no tell for when the attack was actually gonna happen. Radahn was cool and all, but mechanically, I think he's one of the worst bosses in the game; still more fun than the Fire Giant though.
I dont have a problem with it, makes perfect sense they would delay their windup before trying to smash you like a bug, much like people do to actual bugs irl
Asmon like to always simplified things, his explanation and follows up with "it's just that simple".
16:07 ASMONS REALLY EXCITED 😭💀
Jay's ad arch isn't what we asked for, ITS WHAT WE NEEDED BROTHER!
Hey. I'm someone that just watches twitch, never use chat, never use reddit. Tbh that shit is for losers idk how people have enough time or care to do that shit. I just find you guys entertaining, so keep it up!
That might have been the most personal thing I have ever heard anyone admit out loud like that
My first game was elite on the amiga and my first console was the nes. awesome times
where do humans get fresh water from:
Our drinking water comes from lakes, rivers and groundwater. For most Americans, the water then flows from intake points to a treatment plant, a storage tank, and then to our houses through various pipe systems. A typical water treatment process.
Asmon looks extra excited this episode 🤔
It's his blanket
Been watching every episode even if i miss them for a week or two
39:43 The story I heard was that he got too popular in his home country that the local triad wanted a share of that pie and started hounding him. There were alot of strangers that did the same to him too. Meanwhile the original reason why he did flappy bird was only out of passion for game making so I think for him it wasnt worth the fame and he took it out. Beside at that point there were already so many clones going around the store.
Tectones fear of the hand in the toilet is literally Skibbidy toilet origins😂
I watch Twitch Yoga 😁
Tectone, You were born in 93 i graduated in 93 😛
Had pong console Atari and candy cigarettes when i was a kid. TV was free and used an antenna like a radio. Got a NES for Christmas when i was 11, VHS was new. Commodore 64 was my first computer. No internet.
Sorry you missed the 90's bro they were amazing.Magic The Gathering, Gaming was done in person at comic shops/home paper and dice. Dialup internet and Napster, it was the wild west. Ultima Online my first MMO.
Cigs, Gas, Ground Beef $.99
Buried a friend last year. His grandmother used to cruise main street in a horse and buggy. It's amazing how fast our lives are changing.
Talking about those educational games. Encarta mindmaze is my jam
The thing with lies of pie that I see no one really doing is you have to invest heavily into the P organ system for things like damage, I frames, dodge recovery, guard recovery, bigger perfect guard window, bigger dodge, poise, pretty much any convenient thing in most from software games are in the P organ system. Also, something that is not stated with building normal weapons is that you have to match the slash and stab symbols. The equal sign means good and the arrow pointing down means bad so make sure your weapon has 1 or 2 equal signs and no arrow pointing down signs. The arrow pointing down means reduced damage sometimes by 70% reduced.
55:30 no Nintendo does not own Sega, they've done collaborate projects on games, but that's it.
But if they did all Sega properties would all be Nintendo exclusives.
Added; If they called it Wii 2 people would have understood it was a different console. Originally the biggest criticism for the Wii U was that it was marketed poorly and people didn't know what it was. Apparently it was considered like an expansion too the Wii with like a tablet controller thing they didn't care to pay for.
Added 2; Tectone is old for NES.
Added 3; Game Gear was basically a portable Sega Master System console
I can't watch Twitch because of the ads. There are just way too many. I tune in to someone im not subbed to, and I have to sit through several back to back ads and it takes like a minute before I can even watch them and I just lose interest.
First gaming experience, PS2, it was a children's game or a Kratos: God of War game. The children's game took place in a circus, I have basically no memory of it. I think my dad was playing the Kratos game, but I'm not too sure, I only remember Kratos on a boat fighting what may have been a hydra.
Lies of P. Strength builds are still good even with no poise. But I like the fast strength weapons to build guard break without taking as much damage. Then get the crit
46:52 damn these new pokemons are getting wild
20:28 that kirby blanket lookin suspect
Decided to watch this I think for the second time and I just got to the bald dude talking about recognising other people's shit and I laughed so hard I remembered I'm on my own in the nightime 😂😂😂😂
Emi holding her head in her hand for nearly 5 minutes whilst Asmon and Teccy talk about poop is ridiculously funny
Just guys being dudes. It is what it is.
lol, poor emi
I read this scary story book and one of the stories was about a toilet, and every time you flush the toilet it would turn into a scary monster with teeth, literally I would flush the toilet and run out of the bathroom--and I was literally scared of the toilet til I was like 12-13
1:09:02 So he describes playing the game like a f2p casual player, which is basically 90% of the playerbase and all of a suddenly he likes Genshin again. What a coincidence.
Tectone, I have had similar thoughts about the Earth being pulled away and slowly drift out of the sun's warmth or feel the earth free fall or something crazy like that. The shit is terrifying! Lol. Asmon, YOSHI'S ISLAND is still my favorite SNES game of all time. Loved this episode guys!
Love when Tectone talks about magic makes me so happy. He so loves the game. Would love to see him on one of the commander shows like 'Commander at Home.'
Closest to an weird fear I have is that the volcano under Yellowstone Park will explode and end life on earth. Unlike a Asteroid hitting the Earth; with the volcano there would be very little warning and nothing we could really do about it…
Threaded cane was awesome I did a full threaded cane play through as a challenge on twitch shit gets OP
Tectone should play the Toejam and Earl: Back in the Groove game they released a few years back! It's basically the old original game, except improved on. It's great
I binged whole show throughout two weeks or so at work and I genuinely don't think I can watch techtone anymore. The contradictions, the very obvious lies and general ignorance of this man child has gotten to be too much. Thank you for a good show asmon and emi!
In case anyone actually doesn't know where most of the drinking water comes from, it comes from the ground, that's why it's called groundwater.
When it rains enough the water goes through the ground which filters the water from most polution which makes it most of the time ready to drink.
Alot of big cities actually have huge problems regarding their ground water. All the concrete doesn't allow the rain water to sink in properly anymore which slowly decreases their groundwater which has the effect that the cities are slowly sinking into the ground.
Some houses in jakartha are sinking by 10 inches every year due to that. The whole city of tokio sinked in by 13 feet in 50 years but apparently in the last 10 years they have managed to rise by 1 feet again because they decreased the use of groundwater.
Never watched twitch, i turned it up less then 50 times in 10 years. TH-cam just always been my go to 🤷♂️
idk what it is but I enjoy watching Tectone grocery shop on steam.
wasn't the game gear what they used in the movie surfing ninjas? for those that didnt know that was an OG classic and my childhood lol - OG rob Schneider before blowing up and being in the Adam Sandler crew (wild)
i watch twitch on the daily!!
cant sway me with no negativity!
poor teccy it all makes sense now 38:47
i started watching steak and eggs for asmon, seeing tectone essentially being the lovable idiot of the group but somehow always managing to be just an idiot is amazing.
oh this episode is gonna be a banger
I kind of fear going up those stairs with the gaps. I get disoriented and feel like I'm going to fall up them.
This feels like a recap of multiple past episodes for some reason
Cant imagine not being able to take out your trash and wash dishes and needing maids to do it for you, Tectone is such a snob!
Crazy, I just commented in the last video wondering if this was a set or a real basement. Obviously it had to be a set because it's clean and they all talked about travelling to it... But mostly it's clean.
@Gugafoods would probably do the show somehow. He mentioned something about wanting to get Asmon to try one of his steaks as well if I remember correctly.
Emi being clueless about what the boomers are talking about is the best part
she is clueless about most current stuff too
@@CatcherMorningstarper usual
feigning ignorance is not cute.
so being ignorant is cute? you are very weird.
@@whywouldyoueveraskforit2774mane if you don’t shut up
When I hear Asmon and Tecci ask where Water comes from, I want to abandon them on a deserted Island and film them survive for a week.