Someone’s Gotta Say It - Key & Peele

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  • Two pals at a bar unload with some controversial opinions about various minorities.
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  • @joshbartel7384
    @joshbartel7384 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    I’m from the rural midwest…once in a blue moon, you come across one of these guys and it’s glorious.

    • @lunarlight3131
      @lunarlight3131 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      oh yeah? tell us about it?

    • @sunluvs1653
      @sunluvs1653 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      As a black man I ran into one tall as white man wearing a Abraham Lincoln shirt he was so not racist but racist he became my best friend

    • @mennnn972
      @mennnn972 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@sunluvs1653😂

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@sunluvs1653I just like there eee good people that mean well even if their approach is a bit wrong. At least they're trying to make things better

    • @freddyrodriguez4732
      @freddyrodriguez4732 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Carbondale IL ftw

  • @purpleorange7430
    @purpleorange7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10960

    ...left and drove home with their hybrid pickup trucks.

    • @RversePegasister
      @RversePegasister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Okay I died laughing reading this one 🤣

    • @cosmblus
      @cosmblus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@RversePegasister rip

    • @Nzambi237
      @Nzambi237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAHAHAHAH so accurate

    • @shreyasvasista
      @shreyasvasista 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      cybertrucks

    • @richardcabanas1360
      @richardcabanas1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's so fucking good😭😭

  • @andrewhendo8472
    @andrewhendo8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8064

    These could be background characters in GTA 😂

    • @lynxmusic4183
      @lynxmusic4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lmao

    • @_meangreenjersey973
      @_meangreenjersey973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Definitely 😂

    • @prajwaljayaraj5887
      @prajwaljayaraj5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Totally

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Approaching them would give you a side mission to kill or subdue thlse civil border patrol guys (Minute Men).

    • @tonyp534
      @tonyp534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@re_i_gn why not real border patrol?

  • @altafansari7686
    @altafansari7686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8966

    When you realise there's always a key and Peele sketch you haven't watched.

    • @matganja7281
      @matganja7281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      and then u saw the upload date was like 3-4 years ago and was like wut....

    • @urmaisgay6495
      @urmaisgay6495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and i already worked through all the episodes a few years ago!

    • @BushMaster420circle
      @BushMaster420circle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@matganja7281 then you realize the shows been over for that same amount of time LOL XD

    • @fabiodias7406
      @fabiodias7406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Progressive jokes aren't funny

    • @Wesblumarine
      @Wesblumarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same! Just saw this for the first time tonight!

  • @steveob332
    @steveob332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5066

    The way he said “Blaaaacccckkks” 😂😂😂

  • @FacelessDeviant
    @FacelessDeviant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6696

    "Not bad for a non-alcoholic beer!"
    **drank about one sixth of it**

    • @hellborne7995
      @hellborne7995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      So how can they even call it beer if it's non alcoholic? It's just water at that point.

    • @batista666bomb
      @batista666bomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wtf are these stupid jokes i see on youtube, extremely repetitive and boring jokes,let the comedians in the video do the joking, you dont have to make a fool out of yourself

    • @FacelessDeviant
      @FacelessDeviant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@batista666bombsomeone made a joke. How upsetting!

    • @peterwiehe5445
      @peterwiehe5445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@batista666bomb calm down man just keep scrolling

    • @EnviSnipes
      @EnviSnipes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hellborne7995 same as saying root beer is just water because there’s no alcohol in it

  • @plus2579
    @plus2579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    They had to throw in “I tell ya that’s not bad for a non-alcoholic beer” lmao

    • @nicklasbrady4726
      @nicklasbrady4726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus I like the comment don’t want to mess the 555

    • @tuckerkeevers8763
      @tuckerkeevers8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can’t mess up the 666

    • @josuealmaguer6211
      @josuealmaguer6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t mess up the 696

    • @22781dave
      @22781dave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn, I messed up the 779

    • @YASAMALProduction
      @YASAMALProduction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That means they didn't say these words with a drunken brain

  • @stanbillington814
    @stanbillington814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    “Just adopted my eleventh…just can’t help myself” 😂😂😂

  • @starvin6558
    @starvin6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65339

    Most positive racism ever

  • @FilosofiadiCazzeggio
    @FilosofiadiCazzeggio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9994

    They come from a parallel universe where the South fought to end slavery in America

    • @abstracttechnician2750
      @abstracttechnician2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      From the way they are acting, the south still lost.

    • @FilosofiadiCazzeggio
      @FilosofiadiCazzeggio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@abstracttechnician2750 yep, that's what it looks like, the South was abolitionist but still lost the Civil War.

    • @jessepancamo8449
      @jessepancamo8449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      There was racism all over America during the time of the civil war why do you act like the north weren’t racist

    • @Zeolot22
      @Zeolot22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @@jessepancamo8449 Because vast majority of the north didn't have slaves, and even if people were still personally racist, their governments and legal codes had already shifted. People take a long time to change, the government changing laws like that is the first step. Thats not to mention things like the underground railroad or the refusal of northern states to return runaway slaves.

    • @zenix9313
      @zenix9313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ryan Morgan the main reason why the north was fighting to end slavery wasn’t because of the moral reasons but the economic. And while it is true that the majority of the pro emancipation group were denizens of the north most didn’t really care.

  • @DeVaughnTaylor
    @DeVaughnTaylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3040

    "...just to become CEOs **looks around** and entrepreneurs!"
    DEAD

    • @willb9259
      @willb9259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀🤣

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FACTS JAYZ A BILLIONAIRE we did it and overcame....BLUE PRINT SET

    • @Ryanide96
      @Ryanide96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone notice he looked in the camera right after that?

    • @erindonnelly8283
      @erindonnelly8283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Entrepenewers

    • @phraze410
      @phraze410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J. Bar Only thing stopping me is the money....i can't afford to be in debt...you know in collections on your credit report they have a spot for student loans? So you suppose to get the college degree to make more money but u dont you end up getting a 40k job like my bro cause you still black at the end of the day now you can't get the dream house u want cause you owe $80,000 in student loans and your credit score jacked. They start garnishing your pay check.

  • @YourGrannysThong
    @YourGrannysThong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    The versatility and chemistry of Key and Peele is second to none. They can jump into a character and kill it every time. I can only imagine how it would be being in the same room as them at a party or something.

    • @SamraK64
      @SamraK64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They would probably want to have a chill time and not be the permanent clowns of the group lol

  • @sergiotorres7741
    @sergiotorres7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2286

    "ESSENTIAL IMMIGRANTS" *clinks beer* 😂😂

    • @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt
      @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *non*-alcoholic bear.

    • @BoogalooBoy
      @BoogalooBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get off muh lawn ya fecking mexicans!

    • @ivo3111
      @ivo3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheeeers!

    • @willc5979
      @willc5979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cant_Touch_This lol the comment aged quite well in 5 months

    • @DomoniqueMusiclover
      @DomoniqueMusiclover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅

  • @superbros1690
    @superbros1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    Non-Alcoholic drinks at the end was epic.

    • @dfgdfg_
      @dfgdfg_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

    • @lewhitey2544
      @lewhitey2544 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CarExpert when u read comments before u finish the vid...

  • @ph.a.b2127
    @ph.a.b2127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7091

    I dont wanna be racist...but those mfs gonna save the country 🤣🤣🤣

  • @computerentity
    @computerentity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I liked the "we're both librarians" at the end.

    • @bibliomorganrevival
      @bibliomorganrevival 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a fellow librarian here, I'm glady they choose my profession to give a hint about the censorship and hatred we are suffering these days because of... oh well white folks fill up with prejudice values.

  • @harolda.73
    @harolda.73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16194

    I wanna live in this alternate universe

    • @benspook1870
      @benspook1870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      That would mean all normal people would now be racist

    • @mr.domble6519
      @mr.domble6519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      RedbullAddict tbh America has had a pretty low bar

    • @truejaystone3425
      @truejaystone3425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Shipwreck78 that’s what these people don’t understand. This is relatively normal. Actual racism is rare.

    • @salvatoredali4384
      @salvatoredali4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@truejaystone3425 Maybe it depends on where you live. But i couldn't count the number of times that racist people just assumed they were in good company and said really horrible stuff.

    • @14598175
      @14598175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's called Hollywood. Where Disneyland and other utopia's live in people's minds. But somehow I'm betting you already live in an alternate universe.

  • @PR3M3
    @PR3M3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5994

    What was your didn't see that coming moment in this skit?
    Mine: The non alcoholic beer

    • @MalyiBird
      @MalyiBird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      librarians

    • @OrvCharl
      @OrvCharl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Definitely "Librarians"

    • @James3-5
      @James3-5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Tip tap dancin wancin around the elephant in the room"
      I don't know why this is so funny to me that took me by surprise though the librarians and the earthquake relief in hatti were close

    • @antoinettegross5074
      @antoinettegross5074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Librarians

    • @barryb301
      @barryb301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The chick next to them has all her teeth!

  • @hjelsethak
    @hjelsethak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10851

    So wholesome, in the strangest way possible...

    • @influencedbythesystem5105
      @influencedbythesystem5105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im your 300th like, your welcome bxtch

    • @js5791
      @js5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      jeffery Weston you’re*

    • @SerweeFitness
      @SerweeFitness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know... it hurt my feelings 😪

    • @user-ie6jr4bg1w
      @user-ie6jr4bg1w 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Racism is not wholesome, please go back to school. Ever heard of generelisation?

    • @FeministCatwoman
      @FeministCatwoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@user-ie6jr4bg1w wtf

  • @stephaniecarrow4898
    @stephaniecarrow4898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    One thing so amazing about their comedy is how they can be both funny and deeply touching at the same time. This is true art and brilliance.

    • @kevine9474
      @kevine9474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How was this video funny?

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevine9474 it's funny becasue it triggers racists like you, go cry some more snowflake

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kevine9474 fair question. A lot of times when people say racist xenophobic or sexist stuff it comes with this edginess like "they dont want me to say this its politically incorrect i hope i dont get cancelled but...." and this is making fun of that. Basically there is nothing brave about saying something anti-semitic on 8chan to a bunch of like minded people. If you really had balls you were really brave you'd defend minorites in a cracker bar.

    • @burnt7882
      @burnt7882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blaisemacpherson7637Funny how you say that and say “cracker” bar, hypocritical. They’re making light of the sour and unpopular truths that gets overlooked by emotions and close mindedness. “Defending minorities”, such a shallow thing to do and say; who asked, many of the minorities don’t even ask to be “defended.” Oh and just incase you make the wrong assumption, Im Asian, sometimes called a “minority.” Anyways, the point is, its just a simple joke, no need to get riled up about it.

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@burnt7882 yeah I got the joke. Doesn't look like you did. If you want me to explain it to you I can. Key and Peele are hilarious but you usually have to get several layers of irony to appreciate their jokes.

  • @graysoncampbell5991
    @graysoncampbell5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12986

    I'd love to do this in a real bar and see peoples reactions

    • @21CCommunIT
      @21CCommunIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@oogabooga2581
      Kinda like what you just did, eh mate...??

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@oogabooga2581 what a roundabout way of saying you're basically racist

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Rudra-fu1kr what did they say?

    • @Rudra-fu1kr
      @Rudra-fu1kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@somkeshav4143 it's been a long time man sorry I can't remember

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Rudra-fu1kr meh it’s alright

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    "Thats good for a non-alcoholic beer!" *TURNS OUT THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRUNK*

    • @fontirolo
      @fontirolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hippo glad you got the joke

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diss on those bastards who blame racism on momentary lapse of judgement.
      E.g Liam Neeson

    • @trappedsol
      @trappedsol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothin gets by you

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vb8428 I'm not sure you understand his story

    • @michaelh6611
      @michaelh6611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good job you explained the joke

  • @jerrygamez2122
    @jerrygamez2122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    "Phuccin Mexikens"
    -Oh man, do not get me started on the Mexikens

    • @ahabrawgaming1289
      @ahabrawgaming1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      mezcans

    • @leoochoa1894
      @leoochoa1894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Good family values

    • @x1t88
      @x1t88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They hold the goddamn economy

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      667th like

    • @Hannibalkakihara
      @Hannibalkakihara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My people prefer the term “messicuhns”

  • @uguumurtsomo4030
    @uguumurtsomo4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5405

    Not gonna lie this is how I always imagined Canadians

    • @EpilepticOrchestra
      @EpilepticOrchestra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Uguumur Tsomo 😂😂

    • @AnimalMother60
      @AnimalMother60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Uguumur Tsomo someone’s gotta say it

    • @god-son-love
      @god-son-love 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      North Park

    • @j.clementec.m.1558
      @j.clementec.m.1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @TheMagnificentPony the fuck are you even talking about you weirdo

    • @fanboy1398
      @fanboy1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why were you gonna lie in the first place?

  • @EzeICE
    @EzeICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    The way he says "Baahlaacks!" With the cross-eyed I'm freaking lost it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm weak as hell

  • @alanhoal6004
    @alanhoal6004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "We're both librarians, buuuurp" "You okay""?" 😂😂

    • @Richardlizhu
      @Richardlizhu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought he said "nerds" under his breath

  • @jakefromstatefarm2739
    @jakefromstatefarm2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7870

    People that disliked it are the ones who wont say it

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah I'd feel a bit racist to judge people of different races as a group.

    • @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt
      @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Cos they ain't got the darn guts to, ya hear me?

    • @jonhouse8672
      @jonhouse8672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💯

    • @aa1bb2cc3dd4
      @aa1bb2cc3dd4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it is sjw propaganda... that's exactly what it is... Women do not make less than men. That is a myth that people started to make everyone feel like a victim, because in 2019-2020, everything is victimhood. Everyone has to feel like someone is the enemy. There has to be an enemy. otherwise, what good is living, amirite?

    • @damionwatson9433
      @damionwatson9433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

  • @YungRasputin
    @YungRasputin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9382

    I think it’s hilarious that almost 10 thousand people disliked this because they got triggered by people being nice

    • @witnessesofthelightjq5623
      @witnessesofthelightjq5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Tommy Luce maybe they just didn’t like it

    • @twrecks4640
      @twrecks4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      WitnessesOfTheLight JQ clearly they didn’t like it. The point is WHY they didn’t like it... and this is his opinion why...

    • @witnessesofthelightjq5623
      @witnessesofthelightjq5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      T Wrecks idk but at least people just dropped thumbs down and moved on I’m glad looking through this comment section there’s no toxic people in here. Not exactly what I’d expect from this many dislikes

    • @twrecks4640
      @twrecks4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      WitnessesOfTheLight JQ I thought the same but I found a thread full of toxic people shortly after this one lol

    • @witnessesofthelightjq5623
      @witnessesofthelightjq5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      T Wrecks 😅 typical

  • @chrisez3188
    @chrisez3188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8230

    They’re obviously southern... Californian 😂

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Yea clearly wrong about blacks and women being payed less. Maybe your wife should do the same amount of hours you do, then the pay will be the same.
      But everything else was right.

    • @ryandarling7859
      @ryandarling7859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They are Canadian. They are so nice cmon

    • @runningriot6399
      @runningriot6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Sesshomaru474 what if I told you even women who work the same amount of hours as men get paid less on average? Stop watching Sargon videos bud. There is actual facts available now days.

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Running Riot, except this is not true. Most statistics point that women get paid the same (sometimes more depending on who you ask) for the same job and same hours. I’d suggest maybe you stop watching Buzzfeed. The world isn’t black and white, and you don’t need to watch Sargon of Akkad to disagree with an apocryphal belief that’s thrown out there. He’s a twat anyway.

    • @stealthanimation9713
      @stealthanimation9713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@runningriot6399 that's is the stupidest shit I've ever heard, if women made less for the same exact job working the same hours.... why do men even have the job huh?

  • @edwardzhou8590
    @edwardzhou8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    This one made me smile in a different way. Deep appreciation and reflection like this is what everyone needs

  • @mikkosimonen
    @mikkosimonen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6678

    Key & Peele are the greatest white comedians of our time.

    • @otterwingate7581
      @otterwingate7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      They may be 2 of the best comedians of our time full stop

    • @Pintexx
      @Pintexx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I just found out they’re light skins with white moms lmao

    • @alexklein455
      @alexklein455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Pintexx both they black dads abandoned them and were raised by single white moms 🤣

    • @1of1-v8p
      @1of1-v8p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Mark McGarret why is that funny?

    • @alexklein455
      @alexklein455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@1of1-v8p because they're anti white "woke" activists.

  • @Cxpooh
    @Cxpooh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I didn’t study for my test...
    Then I got trapped in a new universe. CONSEQUENCES!

  • @AshwinSelvakumar
    @AshwinSelvakumar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I might get in trouble for saying this these days but..... we need more people like this

  • @BronxWavy
    @BronxWavy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "Time i go home and take care of my kids" 😂😂

    • @BronxWavy
      @BronxWavy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sightless Sniper right, they are just "acting"

    • @BronxWavy
      @BronxWavy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sightless Sniper Sightless Sniper fcku TH-cam for always deleting my comments. So you got racially worked up by a comedy skit? Anyway AS I SAID these men are acting and portraying FICTIONAL whte ppl. Whtes being the majority in US is a lie. However you dominate welfare and domestic terrorism. Look at the stats of prison accommodations since 2016, you dominate that too. So its a pity you had to pretend as if somebody asked you a question just to spew your racst rhetoric.

    • @HauntedHarmonics
      @HauntedHarmonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sightless Sniper damn edgy racism in my youtube comments. I hope it gets you the attention you're looking for

    • @TheFlynCow
      @TheFlynCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stay Woke Im sorry but did you actually look at the data you're referencing?

    • @TheFlynCow
      @TheFlynCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stay Woke Please be aware that the absolute numbers have no significant statistical meaning. It's dangerous to interpret data wrong.

  • @vb8428
    @vb8428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    Be black and old in a bar and before you know it....
    CONSEQUENCES!

    • @RedHoodOutlaw
      @RedHoodOutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "i got hit by a water Buffalo"

    • @xlokoh8219
      @xlokoh8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A piano fell on my head

    • @jayvalle50
      @jayvalle50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@xlokoh8219 got 88 concussions.....one for each key

    • @dreamycreams3908
      @dreamycreams3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      V B shot out of a catapult..... INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON

    • @SE-zw1fb
      @SE-zw1fb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @jamiedorsey4167
    @jamiedorsey4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    When I first started watching this I was pissed, like royally pissed. Then I was like, well someone needed to say it.

    • @bladabladabloo
      @bladabladabloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      We are not a monolith.

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Hitch those pants brother!

    • @chriswitry6976
      @chriswitry6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Get those pants

    • @roberteli5235
      @roberteli5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You were pissed before they even spoke?

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@roberteli5235 It's a reference to another sketch by the pair,called The Black Republicans...

  • @ShudowWolf
    @ShudowWolf ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I want to throw them out but they haven't technically said anything bad"

  • @hazardous401
    @hazardous401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    "We're both librarians" part is legendary

    • @superbros1690
      @superbros1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The irony is unreal

    • @rhabdoviridae
      @rhabdoviridae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That truly was the cherry on top!

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rhabdoviridae i dont get what is librarians ?

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grimjudgment6527 don't forget a fucking MASTER'S DEGREE. TO BE A LIBRARIAN.

    • @WinstonPoptart
      @WinstonPoptart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wage gap isn't real though so joke falls flat

  • @hayzed9491
    @hayzed9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3730

    Don't get me started on that Key and Peele flipping stereotypes on there head in perfect examples of both visual and verbal contradictions of our shared ingrained perceptions and surprising us with continued statements on the human condition wrapped in movie quality delivery.
    Yeah I said it.

    • @RNG3000-s3n
      @RNG3000-s3n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      It was on everyone's mind but you're the one who said it. 🔥

    • @wisteriabloom9412
      @wisteriabloom9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Thank you for finally saying it

    • @growingmelancholy8374
      @growingmelancholy8374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If only you had used the right "their."

    • @tw4898
      @tw4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Goddammit I knew someone would go and say this.

    • @dillondoggett3190
      @dillondoggett3190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tip toed around that one and came right out and said it. 😂

  • @1nvd
    @1nvd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6097

    This is what the slogan ‘Make America Great Again” should sound like.

    • @charliem1525
      @charliem1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      it does..

    • @trashfishtvoregon7290
      @trashfishtvoregon7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No.

    • @shawnyfin
      @shawnyfin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Stay Woke ...yeah, "was it ever great?" People keep asking that - and yet they keep voting Democrat. 🤷‍♂️

    • @shawnyfin
      @shawnyfin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Stay Woke Trump did lower taxes, and has kept more promises than any other president ever.
      It matters who wins. If Democrats are racists, and Republicans aren't, then it matters.
      When Obama got elected the confidence in the market plummeted. When Trump got elected, it skyrocketed.
      It matters...

    • @shawnyfin
      @shawnyfin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Stay Woke dude, the market totally tanked when Obama got elected, and did shit for most of his presidency. I know many people that lost their asses because of that.
      The market now is actually doing well, considering half the country wants to shut down because germs.
      You really have no idea what you're talking about, do ya? Haha - like EVERYTHING you just said is total media left bullshit. Haha

  • @peterg4130
    @peterg4130 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Not bad for non-alcoholic beer!"
    "not bad at all"
    Fucking killed me 😂😂

  • @Dc-tz7os
    @Dc-tz7os 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    “Meskins” 😂 that accent alone made me laugh

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dc 1399 that’s actually how a decent amount of people say it here in Alabama lol

    • @Anonymous-wy5dc
      @Anonymous-wy5dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's how the Migos say it too. More like Mesco.

    • @tigerx22
      @tigerx22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I re heard it and they said Mexicans

    • @tdog4423
      @tdog4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dc 1399 ha that’s so funny how they can make fun of people that they don’t know anything about.

    • @DHB2
      @DHB2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mesicans got on boots

  • @linknl112
    @linknl112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    "Just adopted the 11th.just can't help myself" ROFL

    • @dethkid7
      @dethkid7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Took me a while to get that joke

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wondering what he said.

  • @Growmetheus
    @Growmetheus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5144

    Considering my dad has a confederate flag tattooed on the back of his head and married to a black woman... this is my kind of racism!

    • @theangrydriftmob6227
      @theangrydriftmob6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      John Gray hell yeah

    • @milesshaw7336
      @milesshaw7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

      That is the wildest thing i have ever read

    • @Growmetheus
      @Growmetheus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      miles shaw What can I say he’s a miracle man ☺️

    • @os2171
      @os2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      You father was (I hope) real confused by putting that tattoo

    • @dansomething7742
      @dansomething7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That is so bizarre, I love it

  • @returnnull3476
    @returnnull3476 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    They were saying what we have all been thinking

  • @danisviejo123
    @danisviejo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    "It may be unpopular but is true" 🤣😂

    • @Incessuserro
      @Incessuserro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In your mind.

    • @1800-j8x
      @1800-j8x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Incessuserro to you

    • @BillClay88
      @BillClay88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soft bigotry.

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      since when is it unpopular anyway, i hear it all the freaking time

  • @NeuKrofta
    @NeuKrofta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    What's funny is I've actually worked with redneck hillbillies who were just like this. The ignorant part is when people assume they are hateful bigots because of their accent and culture.

    • @jpmc271
      @jpmc271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep.

    • @enzog1078
      @enzog1078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well, most of them are lmao

    • @curiouserandcuriouser6843
      @curiouserandcuriouser6843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@enzog1078 Case in point

    • @enzog1078
      @enzog1078 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@curiouserandcuriouser6843 when you’re “culture” is flying a racist flag and using the N word liberally, you’re probably a racist. Not rocket appliances.

    • @iangustafson1072
      @iangustafson1072 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess up in north Carolina and Virginia, there are a lot of hillbillies that talk with an accent who are racist bigots. Try Poquoson Virginia

  • @JustAJok3r
    @JustAJok3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    “Essential immigrants” Pretty much sums up this video lmao

    • @keithrose4227
      @keithrose4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, not illegal immigrants

    • @keithrose4227
      @keithrose4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Jesus Christ how is that ironic. The American citizens who are alive today had nothing to do with that. Secondly, the first Americans who were here already were doing the exact same thing to eachother

    • @entertained...
      @entertained... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Jesus Christ classic whataboutism from someone who can't have a logical, reasonable debate. Same assholes who deflect anything democrats assert by bringing up the kkk w/o any context.

    • @Justiceandtruth357
      @Justiceandtruth357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Jesus Christ Well okay so whites enslaved blacks, and if you have an issue with something that happened so long ago, then why not make a massive deal about the North Africans (Moors), and the majority of the Muslim nations that enslaved whites, before USA even existed, between 1530 and 1780. So then by your logic the Moor enslavement of whites was even worse because it lasted for roughly 250 years, and USA took less then 388 000 black slaves vs the 1 to 1.25 million whites the Moors took, and on top of that, the Moors murdered off the whites in droves too while taking some as slaves, which the Americans did not do when taking slaves, as the slaves they bought, were already slaves or prisoners of war.
      Over 10 million Africans were sold as slaves in South America, way worse than what the USA did, ancestors of those same South Americans, crossing the border illegally, acting entitled and hating on whites, (yelling racism and about the enslaving of blacks), as if they never did anything wrong, while they in fact did much worse.
      So why are you biased against whites? Why aren't you up in arms about the fact that whites were enslaved first and by a MUCH bigger margin by the same ones you are now defending? Why is it wrong only when whites do things, but when others do it, it's either defended, made as if it's not a big deal, not spoken of, or forgotten? Why do you think slavery is synonymous only with Africans? Caucasoid's, Mongoloids and Negroids, as well as the "interbred races", were all slave traders at some point in history, why only focus on 1 race and not all?

    • @popinabondon116
      @popinabondon116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Justiceandtruth357 proud of you my man

  • @FanboySpawn
    @FanboySpawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6021

    *"I'm just gonna say it".* They deserve an Oscar for their 100% excellent use of the southern depiction while being the whitest black guys in America.

    • @yaminiasir4594
      @yaminiasir4594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They are the whitest Blacks in television 😭😭😭💀💀

    • @ridetn7695
      @ridetn7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not really

    • @aarontoles5988
      @aarontoles5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Only the "whitest" blacks on tv. Most other tv portrays black people as your expectation of "black", but most real black people are just like any other people in America, depending more on economic background.

    • @FanboySpawn
      @FanboySpawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@aarontoles5988 It was a comment of humor, no need to try and get all deep and political. Lol

    • @svenmohamad8646
      @svenmohamad8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yaminiasir4594 They are wearing black masks. 👀

  • @MombieApocalypse
    @MombieApocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:58 the camera look killed me XD

  • @zacharyclark5617
    @zacharyclark5617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    I said BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.

    • @Jesse-cw5pv
      @Jesse-cw5pv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You said that?!

    • @zacharyclark5617
      @zacharyclark5617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ain't nothing but a thing.

    • @merry8647
      @merry8647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@zacharyclark5617 you said bitch though?

    • @joshzaring
      @joshzaring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I said it!

    • @blackmomo6431
      @blackmomo6431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I look in the socket of the skull and I said

  • @melodymckane4820
    @melodymckane4820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    The confederate hat was a nice touch

    • @keithrose4227
      @keithrose4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why

    • @AshleyTogepi
      @AshleyTogepi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@keithrose4227 Because it subverts your expectations of what they're going to say based on the knowledge that confederates are racist. It allows for surprise and pleasant shock when you realize the characters who you expected to have racist opinions actually ended up having nice opinions. The confederate hat is a nice touch, because it adds to our assumptions of them being racist. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk where i explain the joke.

    • @jimhalpert3409
      @jimhalpert3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      PrincessTogepi well said

    • @AshleyTogepi
      @AshleyTogepi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jim Halpert thank you, Jim. I saw you in that documentary. thought it was brilliant. that means a lot coming from you.

    • @AshleyTogepi
      @AshleyTogepi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MinemanAlert thank you UwU this is turning out to be a rather positive TH-cam comment

  • @andrewwalker825
    @andrewwalker825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    "I'm tip tap dancing wancing prancing around the elephant in the room" idk why that shit kills me everytime.

    • @Swimmingly-
      @Swimmingly- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only thing they tap danced around was facts.

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Swimmingly- aww, another hurt white guy needing some attention because he feels bitter about the skit. Here you go lil fella, some attention. Hope that helps...

    • @Swimmingly-
      @Swimmingly- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MachineGunMouth oof, Ran that machine gun. Okay so if you want to have an actual debate, go for it. I don’t mind. But this isn’t the platform

    • @jo-flowbmoonsmell8564
      @jo-flowbmoonsmell8564 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Swimmingly-
      Let me know when you post that manifesto to 8chan

    • @Swimmingly-
      @Swimmingly- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Caldwell name one thing i said that was racist

  • @UnBalancedMinds
    @UnBalancedMinds ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This went in a COMPLETELY different direction than I expected.

  • @julianmeza1759
    @julianmeza1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    I as a Mexican feel accomplished after watching this😂

    • @lanawinter3370
      @lanawinter3370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Julian Meza as you should brother as you should

    • @julianmeza1759
      @julianmeza1759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lana Winter ❤️

    • @natedill9180
      @natedill9180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If it takes a comedy skit to make you feel accomplished then I feel sorry for you.

    • @joel5753
      @joel5753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@natedill9180are u fucking dumb 😂

    • @ethanalexander8341
      @ethanalexander8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nate Dill r/whoooosh

  • @afrokoku-jin5161
    @afrokoku-jin5161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3130

    I may get hunted down for this but “Minorities are necessary for the American economy” someone had to say it🤷‍♂️🇺🇸

    • @treehunter4006
      @treehunter4006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Everyone was thinking it someone had to say it

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      We don't need white people

    • @barneystinson2781
      @barneystinson2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@chaosXP3RT not cool

    • @afrokoku-jin5161
      @afrokoku-jin5161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@chaosXP3RT yeah no bueno

    • @beezzarro
      @beezzarro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@chaosXP3RT LOL, moron

  • @kiya_ki260
    @kiya_ki260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    “WE STEAM-ROLLED IN AND GENOCIDED THEM WE OWE THEM SUMTHIN”

    • @keeganbluegrass
      @keeganbluegrass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      those two guys must be at least 150 years old! damn unaware any of those Calvary members who killed natives were still around!

    • @davidp2707
      @davidp2707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nobody ever mentions the natives here slaughtered the people they found here before them

    • @williamkirima8295
      @williamkirima8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@davidp2707 stop reading books from the back to the front dude. You'll get confused 😂 😂

    • @plodojed
      @plodojed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DAVID P Any link on that topic? Thanks

    • @theminecraftwhisperer995
      @theminecraftwhisperer995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To be fair nearly every time humans encountered different races or species of humans we just fucking butchered them at first. Think about when we came up from Africa and butchered the Neanderthals... We did the same with a few other species of sapiens. It’s pretty much the same thing. Humans are just like an invasive species, it’s kind of our style at this point. Hell, now we’re doing it indiscriminately to nature in general.

  • @nanceenhoskins1128
    @nanceenhoskins1128 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "We're both librarians"... got to love the educated.

  • @theoster
    @theoster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Finding key and peele videos you've never seen is like finding $36 in your pocket after taking your clothes out the dryer.

    • @theoster
      @theoster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anthony Caine it is that's why you're watching seeing if you find a new video

    • @theoster
      @theoster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anthony Caine ok, stupid dumb ass loser how did you get here? It really don't matter because I don't care about your life or your thoughts. So kick rocks bum

    • @eldrickemc4602
      @eldrickemc4602 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I always find money in my winter coats, like a year later. It's the best feeling

  • @JrobAlmighty
    @JrobAlmighty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Other than the non alcoholic beer and wife part, I've heard this exact conversation actually.
    Worlds a changin

  • @bigtex2817
    @bigtex2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    This was too darn good! Had me laughing up a storm.

  • @themcmc
    @themcmc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just unnecessarily adding that his wife makes 2/3 what he makes, and that they are librarians. I just love the non-sequitur expositional hilarity squeezed in there at the end lol. Classic K&P witty humor. This skit is great.

  • @cretannia9790
    @cretannia9790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3377

    When Mississippi finally turns liberal in the year 2047

    • @bobross4616
      @bobross4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evi1M4chine mmhmm

    • @jeffthevomitguy1178
      @jeffthevomitguy1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Evi1M4chine more like august 23 2077

    • @jeffthevomitguy1178
      @jeffthevomitguy1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NotPseudo Dammm feelin goofed

    • @spicecrop
      @spicecrop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah that's pretty much how the racists in California talk now. As if minorities are their pets.

    • @nonoseyt4997
      @nonoseyt4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      After WW3 in 2033

  • @Lunchboxdx
    @Lunchboxdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    i swear that belch sounded like he said nerds, after he mentioned his wife and him were librarians
    "we're both librarians, *belches NeRRRRDS*

    • @bandofthebayou1401
      @bandofthebayou1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro I thought the same thing

    • @trau287
      @trau287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think he did lol

    • @the_bacon_god
      @the_bacon_god 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did

    • @randomaccount8846
      @randomaccount8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait he didn’t say nerds

    • @randomaccount8846
      @randomaccount8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nate no I’m saying wait he didn’t say nerd as in I thought he said nerd.

  • @ScreamingGoat-m6z
    @ScreamingGoat-m6z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    “You opened up the flood gates now my friend” 😂

    • @reycaribe
      @reycaribe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know what you done done did?

    • @DrMurdercock
      @DrMurdercock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@reycaribe Released the Kraken

    • @sellamwani7300
      @sellamwani7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its maafwend.hahaa

  • @neerajanaghosh1007
    @neerajanaghosh1007 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love the guys and their team on taking us serious issues and delivering it in such a fun and interesting way...!!

  • @panoramictv9249
    @panoramictv9249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    Im asian and I feel like I've accomplished something just by watching this lol

    • @ETwOneE21
      @ETwOneE21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PANoramic TV 😂😂😂

    • @power-corrupts
      @power-corrupts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @daffroof3684
      @daffroof3684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Congratulations..u've just been institutionalized..

    • @skymike4509
      @skymike4509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PANoramic TV how that doesn’t even make sense?

    • @TheSaltBoiCometh
      @TheSaltBoiCometh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack MeHoff 1,258,320

  • @whoisfrance
    @whoisfrance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    "It was in everyone's mind. But I'm the one that said it"
    - every racist ever

    • @jfm14
      @jfm14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They really do think that way. They don't know how much they don't know and have no desire to learn either.

    • @notpebis.mp4530
      @notpebis.mp4530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Kyle Murray that's where your wrong kiddo

    • @felipemorales8686
      @felipemorales8686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Kyle Murray wow you are a sheep

    • @magik97
      @magik97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's true most of the time though. Many people hide what they truly think about others because they fear the consequences or they want to appear as politically correct.

    • @elephant_888
      @elephant_888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kyle Murray - they sure as heck can. Racism is a pretty universal human problem.

  • @darrinharris373
    @darrinharris373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    Can I move to this parallel universe

    • @nr30199
      @nr30199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Darrin Harris Only if I can be your plus one buddy! 😀😀

    • @Amatsaru29
      @Amatsaru29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hear these conversations in my community pretty often (Southern California).

    • @spldrong
      @spldrong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure you are already here

    • @cyberzangoose16
      @cyberzangoose16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You just copied the other comment cockhead.

    • @knot289
      @knot289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sure. Move to San Francisco. You'll go broke at 200k a year. You'll never get away from the stench of human shit as it covers the street. You'll make new friends all the time with the thousands of homeless who are happy to ask you for money until you say no and they get violent. You'll be hand and hand with ms13 and not too far from other gang banging homies. Have a great time.

  • @aatqtj
    @aatqtj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m an Asian American this skit makes me happy

  • @SuperSilver7591
    @SuperSilver7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    *BURP*
    "You alright?"
    "I'm Bokay"

  • @briang8399
    @briang8399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “How about them Asians” 😂

  • @wisdomozubu6144
    @wisdomozubu6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    We both librarians.
    Burps(nerds)
    😂😂😂🤣

    • @techgoggles
      @techgoggles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wisdom Ozubu wait a minute... why is being a nerd bad? I wish i was a nerd... they are smart, invent shtuf... they save lives!

    • @DarknessGamingAtYoutube
      @DarknessGamingAtYoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I didn't realize that until now 🤣

  • @ithinkinoahguy1581
    @ithinkinoahguy1581 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite part is at the end when the guy reveals that he's a librarian.. brilliant

  • @veganchristian5127
    @veganchristian5127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.

  • @amorbaeza9157
    @amorbaeza9157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    Honestly so confused at first then was like dam there genius’s

    • @Andrew-ix2ul
      @Andrew-ix2ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      amor baeza they’re*

    • @Andrew-ix2ul
      @Andrew-ix2ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      amor baeza geniuses*

    • @Andrew-ix2ul
      @Andrew-ix2ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      amor baeza damn*

    • @nikolaskatanjian4226
      @nikolaskatanjian4226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      User relax keyboard warrior, grammar nazi.

    • @Andrew-ix2ul
      @Andrew-ix2ul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Julian Kat i was kidding, lmao

  • @derekmbrownii
    @derekmbrownii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Man I love the way they took a moment to highlight the importance of minorities in the US. Well played.

    • @TheeDionysus
      @TheeDionysus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      W

    • @coolkid7151
      @coolkid7151 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only the positives of course

    • @GeronimoPlaz
      @GeronimoPlaz ปีที่แล้ว

      The trope of southerners being more racist than black people is racist and ridiculous.

    • @sneed.
      @sneed. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coolkid7151oy vey shut it down

    • @khaospilot4050
      @khaospilot4050 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facts bro. Big W

  • @MattM0201
    @MattM0201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how he burps "nerds" at 3:01 lol. Totally off-vibe at the end.

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @sweatshirtmusik
    @sweatshirtmusik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Barry Allen finally corrected the timeline

  • @mainaru5558
    @mainaru5558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    Oh man too much positivity in this 😂😂 is this a re run or is there another season?

    • @NemyacX
      @NemyacX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      this is a re upload

    • @spitty3456
      @spitty3456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is old man

    • @n1c98
      @n1c98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can never have enough +++++++++itivity xD

    • @babyslimeargo
      @babyslimeargo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Re-upload

    • @tdog4423
      @tdog4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Main aru ha so funny

  • @shrekdaddy6912
    @shrekdaddy6912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11.2% of the population stopped jobs in Construction, Agriculture and Hospitality, the US economy would collapse.

  • @VanIyke
    @VanIyke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "And you know what ya dun dun did..." LMFAO.

  • @DJillWill
    @DJillWill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    Make America great again by showing love and respect to the Immigrants. The reason we became so great in the first place. Well done guys

    • @landonvantrease2188
      @landonvantrease2188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      ill Will respect is earned legal immigration is good if you do it illegally you should be deported end of story

    • @pashlyn
      @pashlyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh wow this made me tear up a little bit well done

    • @jonathansaucedo1924
      @jonathansaucedo1924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@landonvantrease2188 Why do you want to deport all the whites that the Indians din't authorize to come here in the first place? You need to let it go.

    • @technokokos
      @technokokos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      As European i really dont understand why are you painting Trump as anti immigrant. Being anti illegal immigration is exact opposite. United States are nation of immigrants in its core, being anti immigration is dumb, supporting illegal immigration is even dumber - both goes against same core values of your nation.

    • @officeranoos6544
      @officeranoos6544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@jonathansaucedo1924 The Native Americans didn't claim any land as theirs, uhh since idk they migrated all the time. There was no law of the land saying people couldn't come here at that time and now that there is a law set in stone, people can't just come to the USA illegally. Not only does it mess up our economy, but its a serious threat to the US as a whole.

  • @奶粉-j2i
    @奶粉-j2i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Peele fits in all the characters, even how they talk or how their body languages is…so impressive

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and they way he fixes his hair.

  • @CallmeDaddy21
    @CallmeDaddy21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    A Key and Peele video a day keeps the depression away

    • @aquarian1820
      @aquarian1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💯

    • @sasukeuchia8433
      @sasukeuchia8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very funny

    • @sasukeuchia8433
      @sasukeuchia8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But madara utchia is better

    • @CallmeDaddy21
      @CallmeDaddy21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sasukeuchia8433 but did he ever become hokage though?

    • @vitalx8956
      @vitalx8956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone’s gotta say it 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @oscontareunahistoria
    @oscontareunahistoria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:51 I always come back for this.
    Greetings from Spain, folks. You guys are one of my top comedian couples of all time.

    • @aingiel
      @aingiel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      best couple 💯

  • @muhdewd9727
    @muhdewd9727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "that's right, we're both librarians"
    *Neeeeerrrds*

    • @thatminimalistguy1755
      @thatminimalistguy1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muh Dewd look up the definition of nerd🤦‍♀️

    • @keanuquan7458
      @keanuquan7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Unbeliever late reply, but I think he was just quoting what key said in his burp after peele said we’re both librarians

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Doooodge*

  • @draco_dadonut9050
    @draco_dadonut9050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Id like to crack a non alcholic cold one with these dudes lmao

    • @preparingforyahuah7871
      @preparingforyahuah7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It nothing like a non alcoholic beer and a tobacco free cigarettes after a long days work!

    • @nutritiousnut
      @nutritiousnut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@preparingforyahuah7871 tobacco free cigarette? So just cancer

    • @Trendkilla
      @Trendkilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Non alcoholic beer and tobacco free cigarettes? Why do stupid without any of the benefits. Just save your money kids.

    • @preparingforyahuah7871
      @preparingforyahuah7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going thru a identity crisis...I dont know whether I want to be the "Biker Type Bad Boy" or the "Prius Driving Vegan"...guess you can say im weighing out my options!

  • @amandeepbaghiana4510
    @amandeepbaghiana4510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    This is the kind of racism I can get behind

  • @chillout914
    @chillout914 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    we need these TWO in GTA 6 ASAP 😂😂😂😂

  • @tanayc8679
    @tanayc8679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    "How about the Indians"
    Me: Hell yeah India... we gonna finally be represented in Key and Peele!"
    "F* Native Americans"
    Me: Damn.

    • @davidbowman2991
      @davidbowman2991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      You clearly set yourself up for disappointment.

    • @xxslears2xx
      @xxslears2xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      th-cam.com/video/KzelrlH_pjQ/w-d-xo.html
      this one has them playing an indian, but im not sure thats what you meant?

    • @mfsneko1905
      @mfsneko1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      India is part of asian

    • @sakthiveltamilan
      @sakthiveltamilan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MFS neko neko right!!

    • @07cbailey07
      @07cbailey07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yea I think native Americans would come before India in this scenario. But hey I'm cool with India. But dont think it doesn't piss me off when I say I'm Indian and people assume im talking about india 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️. That gets me. Native Americans still exist fam. We aren't extinct yet. 💪

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Key and Peele are some of those most brilliant comedy writers and actors. They filled the gap in our hearts that we've been missing from the Chapelle show

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At times chapelle speaks some truth about the struggles of being an african american. But really sometimes it feels like it's actually creating more divide

    • @joelalexander4513
      @joelalexander4513 ปีที่แล้ว

      I enjoy Chapelle's talent, and he makes me laugh, but yeah...he tends to be a bit divisive and dare I say racist more than just a little bit.@@aeoligarlic4024

  • @yourmajestytheinternetuser
    @yourmajestytheinternetuser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That’s what happens when you read books. Have you seen how kind the librarian was?

  • @truebluekit
    @truebluekit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Surprisingly wholesome. Everyone was just thinking about it, but I damn well said it.

  • @BleepBlapBloop12
    @BleepBlapBloop12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    How much you wanna bet that burp at the end was improvised

  • @kombuchas4684
    @kombuchas4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is the most wholesome sketch I've ever seen

    • @jencgold
      @jencgold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hannah W. Sweet. If everyone can joke like this. 😂🤣. Theses guys make me happy ❤️❤️☺️🐥🐥

  • @robertportz7502
    @robertportz7502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Release the Kraken" 😭😭😂😂

  • @crovax17
    @crovax17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is the most truthful key and peele skit ever made.

  • @nathanpray6279
    @nathanpray6279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm glad they reuploaded this cause this is my favorite

  • @phoenixlight1111
    @phoenixlight1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is so awesome. ✌🏾😁 These two are comedy geniuses....especially Jordan. They never seem to run out of skit ideas, and they keep me rollin’, I’m so glad they keep us entertained....we definitely need some laughter for our Soils. 🙏🏾😅😁