As a Canadian wait to you hear about a secret black fly program they don’t even know what a Geneva is or a checklist.Even our geese think they are over the top
Just did a few checks online, Canada might have up to 500,000 bald eagles, while the usa has around 320,000 bald eagles. We have decided to attach detachable grenades to the feet of eagles.
The U.S. Navy worked with Dolphins, and other marine life, I think they also worked with False Killer Whales. Probably a variety more, I do remember an article pointing out that Dolphins have the capabilities of doing recon and also killing people with their nose.
As a fellow Australian I was looking for this comment. I would also like to add that we went up against them twice…and lost both times…Needless to say our enemies should be careful
there is like a 14 year old vid about a guy in texas fighting an emu in the ditch and the HP Officer is standing there watching. Then there is the old salmon tin advert where a guy fights a bear.
Isn't every animal in Australia dangerous? Kangaroo's kick can break bones and if you are in water near them they will drown you. Giant spiders, poisonous jellyfish, dingoes, and so on. I think Australians are probably tougher and scarier than most other peoples
I think there are also a group of 🔪 wielding crows on the West Coast as well. The animals are definitely showing signs. It might be like before earthquakes. We need to watch oout
Tactical Kangaroo talking like Crocodile Dundee... "That's not a knife. This is a knife." Pulls out two machetes from it's pouch. "Cor Blimey, mates. You think we'd let Canada have all the fun?" 🇦🇺
I live in Canada now a days. My apartment came equipped with fully auto tactical squirrels. I watched my husband catch one with his bare hands and an aluminum mixing bowl. I would have used a .22 if we had access but had to do with a catch alive trap for the other one. There was at least 3. My cat is a coward and did NOTHING to help us. Property management stopped by this week to say there was another squirrel upstairs T_T There has to be something in the Geneva checklist about this... They culled the coyotes but we still have raccoons trying to nuke our back porch. You'd think I live in the wilderness with all this barbaric weaponry. I live in the middle of downtown Vancouver. Comparable to Colorado wildlife. Like the bears that raid loaf n jug and steal entire dumpsters. Or cougars that can break into houses.
The Irish are quiet, but that only means they're the most dangerous one in the room. The temper on the bonnie red headed lasses is truly frightening. Cheers to 🇮🇪 from 🇨🇦. ☘️🍁
@bmxriderforlife1234 True. There are more firearms than people in Canada. There are many thousands of "assault" rifles & pistols as well. Gun control doesn't work at all, but they'll waste hundreds of millions wasting tax dollars on that idiotic scheme.
Imagine Aussie Drop Bears and tactical Emu’s coupled with the stealth of armed Canadian squirrels and air cover from the Canada Goose squadrons, it would be an unstoppable military force.
@@Uufda651 I would agree that they are not the sedate bog munching cows that people see in videos. And it really hurts to hit one in a car. But they taste great!
I've found they get very tactical when they ingest psilocybin😂 they hallucinate bad so if you happen to jump scare it, you may lose badly. (Use this information wisely) Greetings from Canada
@@InstrumentalEgoDeath Thank you for the tip. Our gene-manipulating program has given them endurance of Aimo Koivunen, so it will be interesting how they react to other substances that pervitin/meth. NUTS Team 1 should operational before summer. (Ninja Undercover Tactical Squirrels)
@@meganofsherwood3665 yeah in 2019 4 Canadian wolves where transported by helicopter from Ontario to Isle Royale national park in Michigan to help deal with dwindling wolf population and over eating moose
Ok, fine. If the geese and squirrels are a no-go, we still have: - Beaver Combat Engineer Regiment - Moose Brigade - Musk Ox Rangers - Orca Pacific Fleet - Wolf Special Ops - Very Hungry Polar Bears Squadron - Wolverines Who Went to the Wrong Kind of Anger Management Infantry
These are the most hilarious skits ever! I absolutely love these! As a lifelong base brat I jave a special affinity for this type of humor. Well done. ❤
Who remembers the 1978 movie "The Wild Geese"? (Canada: Shhhh don't tell him!) On the other hand, hasn't anyone told him about the "Devil Dogs"? (Wicked grin) I love your posts.
As a brit I appreciate that in MDF's videos, Britain has essentially become the wise grandpa figure who gets called in by his towering grandson to prove that, yes he is in fact the biggest, and is almost certainly always right.
I worked with British troops when they trained at CFB Gagetown. They were all solid troops, but they were all savages. For a small nation, the UK has excellent troops.
Heck if you're going to use geese, squirrels, honey badgers and emus, you might as well utilize the kangaroo, fire ants, and wolverines. Maybe even use peregrine falcons. Ooo include cheetahs and caracals.
Funny fact: In Poland, the Kielce Voivodeship is affectionately called "penknife" by many Poles. Officially, the name comes from a former factory that produced metal, mainly knives. However, there are other legends about this subject, including the battle of pocket knives ;). So... the potential in Poland for sharing ideas on the use of pocket knives definitely exists ;). Dear Canada, I hope you are open to any suggestions.
Of course we'll listen to anything Poland has to suggest. Polish troops were integrated into Canadian units during WWII. They wanted hooligans, they got hooligans.
From: Canada To: United States of America Subject: Tactical CG Program setbacks We were just wondering if you could spare some boats eh? We have a plan to counter China's drone carriers, but as you know, we are short on our own boats... We need a way to deploy our Tactical CG's... Maybe you could lend us a carrier or two eh? The USS John F Kennedy (CVN-79) and the USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) would work. P.S. The Aussies also need some amphibious assault ships for the Tactical EMUs; possibly The Wasp (LHD-1) or maybe the whole Wasp Amphibious Ready Group (ARG) works as well. Sorry eh' Your buddy, pal, Canada.
Considering emus have a winning war record, Austrailia doesn’t really need to do any R&D. Just hire them as the militia they are
The squirrels never signed the Geneva checklist.
They’re about to. They love a checklist.
😂😂😂😂😂❤
That's an excellent point.
I mean…. They are just suggestions
As a Canadian wait to you hear about a secret black fly program they don’t even know what a Geneva is or a checklist.Even our geese think they are over the top
HA
Little do they know, our tactical Emu program is about making them LESS dangerous so they won't violate the Geneva convention.
Later: Uh we made the Emus MORE dangerous, it was an Accident
*checklist
Go ahead and send the geese and emus. It's hard to do much when you're knee deep in poop.
@@SylviusTheMaddon't scare them 🇨🇦🤝🇵🇱
@@SylviusTheMad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russia started this with their tactical dophins. Im just waiting for the tactical bald eagles turn up.
We got tactical Floridians. Been training them in Alaska .
Just did a few checks online, Canada might have up to 500,000 bald eagles, while the usa has around 320,000 bald eagles.
We have decided to attach detachable grenades to the feet of eagles.
You do know you're not supposed to talk about that. The F B I agency will be contacting you. (that's the Federal Biden Investigating)
Eagles? You want homing seagulls. Don't even need to arm them, just somehow get them to show up, that'll be scary enough...
The U.S. Navy worked with Dolphins, and other marine life, I think they also worked with False Killer Whales. Probably a variety more, I do remember an article pointing out that Dolphins have the capabilities of doing recon and also killing people with their nose.
As an Australian, I can confirm we have been weaponising emus since the great emu war. They are quite the formidable adversary
As a fellow Australian I was looking for this comment. I would also like to add that we went up against them twice…and lost both times…Needless to say our enemies should be careful
there is like a 14 year old vid about a guy in texas fighting an emu in the ditch and the HP Officer is standing there watching. Then there is the old salmon tin advert where a guy fights a bear.
Yeah, didn't you guys have like a war against rabbits too?
The moment that we figure out how to personalize direct energy weapons, the emus will become our overlords. All hail emugada, Lord of the long toenail
Isn't every animal in Australia dangerous? Kangaroo's kick can break bones and if you are in water near them they will drown you. Giant spiders, poisonous jellyfish, dingoes, and so on. I think Australians are probably tougher and scarier than most other peoples
"Britain! Britain! Canada's doing it again!" Don't call Dad in here!!
(feels weird to remember Britain isn't run by The Queen anymore)
She was a gem.
@@philnicholson7863 Far better than Charlie.
"Did you get the squirrel knives that I sent you? " LOL!!!!!
I think there are also a group of 🔪 wielding crows on the West Coast as well. The animals are definitely showing signs. It might be like before earthquakes. We need to watch oout
I love how the US thinks that Britain is our parent and Britain is always treating us like their wayward child!🤣🤣🤣
Ah see america and canada are brothers, then there's papa Britain.... and the weird little cousin from down under (Australia).
Tactical Kangaroo talking like Crocodile Dundee...
"That's not a knife. This is a knife."
Pulls out two machetes from it's pouch.
"Cor Blimey, mates. You think we'd let Canada have all the fun?" 🇦🇺
🏃♂️
Those roo's are jacked. Add stainless steel hoos to their claws too !!
Ahh the Emu's are a camouflage for our *true* tactical animal weapon......Cassowaries!
It's all about the Beavers! Canada knows how to make use of their natural resources.
Good luck getting the squirrels, geese, and emus to read the Geneva suggestions. They're some irascible little blighters.
South Africa has been real quiet about their tactical honey badger infantry division.
Keep bringing back the old weapons don't we.
First we brought the geese out of retirement. And now the squirrels have knives again.
I live in Canada now a days. My apartment came equipped with fully auto tactical squirrels. I watched my husband catch one with his bare hands and an aluminum mixing bowl. I would have used a .22 if we had access but had to do with a catch alive trap for the other one. There was at least 3. My cat is a coward and did NOTHING to help us. Property management stopped by this week to say there was another squirrel upstairs T_T There has to be something in the Geneva checklist about this... They culled the coyotes but we still have raccoons trying to nuke our back porch. You'd think I live in the wilderness with all this barbaric weaponry. I live in the middle of downtown Vancouver. Comparable to Colorado wildlife. Like the bears that raid loaf n jug and steal entire dumpsters. Or cougars that can break into houses.
One would think that a country would surrender/stop military advancements if they hear talk about any of the hooligans coming up with shenanigans
"Tactical squirrels! That's *NUTS*" 😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣
yes watch the squirrels, you will never see the beavers coming that right we got land, sky and water
Kinda Canadian here, I'm currently working on tactical Rez dogs... We're teaching them to redrum for bacon.
Someone needs to Google "Canuck the Crow" or alternatively "Vancouver Crow knife". TRUE STORY
It's the berserker moose that the most frightening and deadly off the covert animal " psych-ops " .
I am all for it.
Had to pause it for a minute after the "Tactical squirrels, that's nuts" simple common pun that just hit the funny bone perfectly
Wholesome and wacky! Keep up the good work! From Canada 😂
Ireland: So... I like the squirlls... but let me ask is this a no to our tactical Red heads?
The Irish are quiet, but that only means they're the most dangerous one in the room.
The temper on the bonnie red headed lasses is truly frightening.
Cheers to 🇮🇪 from 🇨🇦.
☘️🍁
Good job guys, they took the cover story… how far are the beavers along?
Most accurate thing here is Canada would need to borrow the knives from somebody else like Poland
Nah. We have more weapons then people realize. Now....if ya said England....lol they did try to ban kitchen knives.
@bmxriderforlife1234 True. There are more firearms than people in Canada. There are many thousands of "assault" rifles & pistols as well.
Gun control doesn't work at all, but they'll waste hundreds of millions wasting tax dollars on that idiotic scheme.
@bmxriderforlife1234 True. There are more firearms than people.
Watch out for our Trash Pandas, lol. 😎🤘🍻
They can be nasty lil bastards.
Imagine Aussie Drop Bears and tactical Emu’s coupled with the stealth of armed Canadian squirrels and air cover from the Canada Goose squadrons, it would be an unstoppable military force.
We need a mixed contingent of Tactical Australian Emus, complimented with sqadrons of Canadian Geese.
That's definitely against the Geneva checklist. 😂
Roo's & bears as well.
Moose - Canada's amphibious tanks
Although I have seen moose swimming, I would think the bears would be better. And camouflaged.
@@jeffho1727 no - the moose is a beast. They swim underwater and can jump over a 20 foot fence
Came here to say at least it isn't moose. Those fuckers are meannnnn
@@jeffho1727as someone who lives in a state with wolves, bears, and moose, the moose are definitely the scariest
@@Uufda651 I would agree that they are not the sedate bog munching cows that people see in videos. And it really hurts to hit one in a car. But they taste great!
Hah, we have very aggressive squirrels in Seurasaari Island. Prime candidates for Secret Squirrel Training. Greetings from Finland.
I've found they get very tactical when they ingest psilocybin😂 they hallucinate bad so if you happen to jump scare it, you may lose badly.
(Use this information wisely)
Greetings from Canada
@@InstrumentalEgoDeath Thank you for the tip. Our gene-manipulating program has given them endurance of Aimo Koivunen, so it will be interesting how they react to other substances that pervitin/meth. NUTS Team 1 should operational before summer. (Ninja Undercover Tactical Squirrels)
As a Canadian, my dog is a Weapon of Mass Cuteness. You can't stop us.
🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 send in the combat wombats 😊😂
You and habitual line crosser are my sole news sources for military related news about this war
Exactly, they have all the relevant information
If the emu's are trained well enough, Russia will never find them.
Canada air dropped 4 wolfs to help deal with moose in Michigan
Wait, what?
@@meganofsherwood3665 yeah in 2019 4 Canadian wolves where transported by helicopter from Ontario to Isle Royale national park in Michigan to help deal with dwindling wolf population and over eating moose
@@lost_grip 😮
We trained the squirrels just so you wouldn't find out about the assault beavers. They are NOT limited by the granola conventions
Hi, you're making me laugh all the time, God bless you.
Still got the moose and beavers. USA we got a flash in spades for animal war fare.
Beavers are on the super secret list, shhhh.
@@icky_mack i mean our black fly project.
@@wallyw3409 yarr, the ole black fly project.
Deer flies are no joke. You're weaponizing them, aren't you ?
"We called it World War."
no one said anything about our navy deploying the beavers
Funny thing the JTF2 from Canada we call them the secret squirrels
Best one yet, I have legit tears running here. Also, tactical honey badgers are totally impractical, they give zero fawks.
Here in Florida we have sandhill cranes that stare down the gators and I'm pretty sure they don't like soviets...
No one tell him about Canuk the crow, ok? 🙂
Little known fact, Canadian squirrels that live in Maple trees, whittle out Hockey Sticks, to battle over food
if peanut had been trained by canada he might still be alive!!!
Ok, fine. If the geese and squirrels are a no-go, we still have:
- Beaver Combat Engineer Regiment
- Moose Brigade
- Musk Ox Rangers
- Orca Pacific Fleet
- Wolf Special Ops
- Very Hungry Polar Bears Squadron
- Wolverines Who Went to the Wrong Kind of Anger Management Infantry
Canada tactical polar bear and moose have present from crazy Canucks
I would 💯% sign up to ride a tactical emu! 😂
Russia threatening nukes at the smallest thing always gets me rolling
🇨🇦&🇵🇱&🇦🇺: Russia only said the U.S not us
Tactical squirrels? Hah! Wait until they hear about our GMO Tactical Venomous-Quilled Echidnas...
Canada is up to something. Keep a close watch.
I love these videos so much 🤣 It’s so funny that the US and UK are the only adults in the room
These are the most hilarious skits ever! I absolutely love these! As a lifelong base brat I jave a special affinity for this type of humor. Well done. ❤
Remember when that bull elk took down a helicopter?
"Panics Politely" made me lol :'D
Who remembers the 1978 movie "The Wild Geese"? (Canada: Shhhh don't tell him!) On the other hand, hasn't anyone told him about the "Devil Dogs"? (Wicked grin) I love your posts.
Well he never said anything about the squgeese. The stabbing Bombardier.
I didn't hear anything about moose or polar bears! Time to reintroduce cavalry to the tactical doctrine 😊
In Australia's defense of Tactical Emu's the Emu's did win a war.
I am German and I approve of this representation!
Animals don’t abide by our rules so therefore they are exempt for the “checklist”
As a brit I appreciate that in MDF's videos, Britain has essentially become the wise grandpa figure who gets called in by his towering grandson to prove that, yes he is in fact the biggest, and is almost certainly always right.
I worked with British troops when they trained at CFB Gagetown. They were all solid troops, but they were all savages. For a small nation, the UK has excellent troops.
Heck if you're going to use geese, squirrels, honey badgers and emus, you might as well utilize the kangaroo, fire ants, and wolverines. Maybe even use peregrine falcons. Ooo include cheetahs and caracals.
Wait until they find out what we are teaching lobsters to do. I mean... what? Nothing.
We need more tactics
Ok time for the tatticle beavers
Funny fact: In Poland, the Kielce Voivodeship is affectionately called "penknife" by many Poles. Officially, the name comes from a former factory that produced metal, mainly knives. However, there are other legends about this subject, including the battle of pocket knives ;). So... the potential in Poland for sharing ideas on the use of pocket knives definitely exists ;). Dear Canada, I hope you are open to any suggestions.
We're always listening. And taking notes.
I mean, considering Poland once had a bear as an artillery man...
Of course we'll listen to anything Poland has to suggest.
Polish troops were integrated into Canadian units during WWII. They wanted hooligans, they got hooligans.
🇨🇦 the moose 🦌 are ready 😉
That's a war crime for sure.
Tactical squirrels, dolphins, emus. Man this new red alert game looking awesome
The Canada goose is full velociraptor. They can’t possibly need training, just export them and let nature take its course.
Just wait to see what we did with the Whales 🇨🇦😎😱
Internet gold!!!
Once the honey badger are called in, it's a wrap!!
We do NOT have a Tactical Emu program. We have a Strategic Emu program.
Also, FYI, the tactical program uses Cassowaries.
Keep making these video's - thats an order. They are vital for morale of the troops! I share them
Germany: So…is that gonna be a “No” on our plans to train German Shepherds to fly Messerschmitts?
Unleash the Tactical Secret Squirrels.
Just wait until North trains the Racoons for War😂
I demand bear cavalry with frickin lasers!
Britain here. Sorry. We've been putting them through assault courses for years.
we need to send tactical Beavers!!!!
SAS = Squirrel Assault Squadron. 🤯
Whoever has tactical honey badgers first is going to rule the world.
From: Canada
To: United States of America
Subject: Tactical CG Program setbacks
We were just wondering if you could spare some boats eh? We have a plan to counter China's drone carriers, but as you know, we are short on our own boats... We need a way to deploy our Tactical CG's... Maybe you could lend us a carrier or two eh? The USS John F Kennedy (CVN-79) and the USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) would work.
P.S. The Aussies also need some amphibious assault ships for the Tactical EMUs; possibly The Wasp (LHD-1) or maybe the whole Wasp Amphibious Ready Group (ARG) works as well.
Sorry eh'
Your buddy, pal, Canada.
I love how canada is always just so unhinged 🤣
Who let our secret programs out
Now just train the squirrels and honey-badgers to blouse their fir and to wear head-leaves...aaa i mean headgear...
Unleash the goosaroo and find out!
Someone take notes nobody said we can't have tactical moose, tactical bears, tactical bison, tactical alligators, or tactical wolves.
The cobra chickens are training to invade california,oregon,Washington and Alaska
Don't need to train the snake birds they are natural killers
Geese are god damn terrifying. Why did we give up training them?
Drop bears are being trained as we speak. Supposedly.
The tactical e-moo program must me so secret, as I’ve never heard of a e-moo before.. is that an electronic cow?
oh lordy..Canadian Squirrels specialize in sabotage and covert ops,this is such a small step for them..
If all they're objecting to is the animal training then why not use cassowaries, no training required. Same with Canada Geese. Or wolverines.