The joke It"s ANOTHER. Marvel never let piotr married with their eternal LOVE Kitty pryde in the 616 but are married in a lot of alternate timelines. And piotr it's well know to be some kind of LOVE machine like their GREATFATHER RASPUTIN....
Yeah but if everyone gets all the heroes get their bones broken then there wouldn't be anybody left fight because they don't have near Immortal regeneration abilities so they rely on their skill and strength and sometimes the enemy is just so much more powerful than them that they get one shot regardless.
Except for the backslap by colossus... dude can bench press a wrecking ball, Deadpool's entire head would've exploded like a water balloon full of marinara sauce...
@@CollinMcLean pretty sure hes toned down from the comic books considering his fingers dont just sink into jugernaught and he has to put effort into throwing busses and shit around
@@hakaira7321 1: Indominus Rex was a girl 2: Indominus Rex was intelligent enough to know how to pick her fights, despite being quite young and inexperienced compared to the Tyrannosaurus-rex. When faced by humans with guns, she ran rather than charging forward. She also attempted to communicate rather than attacking Blue and the other Velociraptors
@Homie charmander 64 that's not the same thing, if someone slaps you it will hurt more than slapping yourself because you feel and know when it's coming.
fun fact. he helped write most of that. same with number two, and now deadpool 3 which is the first r rated mcu film to come, he's apart of the writing for that as well.
Micheal you must be haven a tough day instead of taking your anger out on other people in a comment section mabey get a punching bag so when ever you get mad you can just beat up a punching bag
Hands have a lot of little bones prone to breaking as well...punching a plate of solid steel with that kind of force would probably break most them not just the wrist.
Ahh Wade a.k.a mr Deadpool you seem to be Forgetting one minor detail When it comes to your abilities. While you may have a superior healing factor but unlike Wolverine your bones are not molecularly infused with adamantium meaning there far to brittle to Allow you to try to hurt Colossus with a punch or kick.
@@badrtc3708 Yes, both Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds are Canadians. This film itself was shot in Canada. Just still don't understand why he yelled Canada in this scene.
Yeah only one time apparent after that they didn't see Mcavoy until X-Men Dark Phoenix. Yeah don't see X-Men Dark Phoenix because it 23% on Rotten Tomato score broad.
@@kingteddieP4 for a teenage peter parker, yes tom holland is better than tobey. But overall the best portrayal of Peter Parker is Andrew Garfield. While he's not the best Spider-Man, he portrayed a teenage Peter Parker perfectly. And i am talking about TASM1, not TASM2. TASM2 Writing was quite horrible. They made the same mistake Sam raimi did, putting too many villains in a movie with no backstory whatsoever.
He was suppose to sign a multi-picture deal with DCEU, but after Green Lantern flopped, Marvel scooped him up. Best move ever. There was word once that he was considered for the Riddler in the Batman series.
@@scarlightemperor3410 I guess that didn't stop them from going extinct. (Sorry, not sorry. I legit said that while I was watching this and my brother lost it.)
He probably would just transform back into his nonmetallic form for copulation. Deadpool may or may not be aware that Colossus is not always in his metallic form, and even if he is aware, the joke is still funny.
"You ever heard the one legged man in the ass kicking contest?" "Do you have off switch?" "Yeah, it's right next to the prostate, or is that the on switch?" 😂😂😂😂
Tyler Green lol yes n no but he was definitely referencing Canada because that’s where’s he from Vancouver to be exact as you can see where this Movie is set
'Dude, your embarrassing me in front of the wizards' 'W-we, we don't do that here' 'your embarrassing me, I told them we were Friends!' 'This is embarrassing.'
"Let us go talk to the Professor" "McAvoy or Stewart? These Timelines are so confusing" That literally has to be the most OFF THE CHARTS 4th Wall break😂😂😂 EPIC! *One of the Best Movie Quotes tbh*
@@ShutUpBhungane I got it :) You were mentioning at what Deadpool is saying right here but if you look closely, the original comment talks about "Italian translation". But it is quite alright. Everyone misses something critical at commets! Lol! I have lost counting how many I have missed! XD
In my village whenever we eat chicken it is quite common because unlike other countries we cut chicken wings legs and pretty much everything it sounds like that
Ever since deadpool called himself a hairless cat fused with Ryan Reynolds in the comics, ryan made it his dedication to play deadpool his entire career. All that payed off.
Well, he already played Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. The thing is his acting was perfect but he had some absolutely horrendous writing, hence why Deadpool kills him in the time travel seen in Deadpool 2. Ryan Reynolds was always perfect for the role
Deadpool:Really Chad? 0:44 Chad Gardner: Noooooooooooo Deadpool:That's right and Bryan do me a favor would you? What's that? Deadpool:Tell your Mom that I don't want to see this man in this house again ever.
@@NebulaOldChannel liking Pokemon makes you a furry now? No. Wearing fursuits and drawing humanoid animals makes you a furry. You uncultured little dumpling.
Colossus and Deadpool are two of my favorite Marvel characters. When I heard Deadpool was finally getting his solo flick, I had no idea Colossus was going to be in it. So seeing these two “fight” each other in theaters was literally a dream come true for me
Can we just appreciate the fact that instead of yelling FUCK like a normal person would after shattering every bone in their hand, wade yells CANADA. (4.9k likes thanks)
Jose Mendoza James McAvoy and Patrick Stewart both have played Professor Charles Xavier AKA Professor X. McAvoy, who played Kevin and the Horde in Split and Glass, played a younger Xavier in more recent movies like Apocalypse and Stewart, best known for his Captain Picard role in Star Trek and Deputy Director Avery Bullock in American Dad, played Xavier in classic movies such as X-Men and Origins: Wolverine.
Check out Wolverine’s best healing moments from the X-Men Movies: th-cam.com/video/r8A8CT5o2Zs/w-d-xo.html
I came here after Deadpool & Wolverine 🙌
Wait deadpool
0:56 i can’t get over the *“aw, your poor wife!”* after he strikes his junk. that line never ceases to make me laugh.
The joke It"s ANOTHER. Marvel never let piotr married with their eternal LOVE Kitty pryde in the 616 but are married in a lot of alternate timelines.
And piotr it's well know to be some kind of LOVE machine like their GREATFATHER RASPUTIN....
@@ignacio3890 What the fuck are you talking about
that's why he's a virgin. you can just tell by his reaction to the strong woman when her chest was exposed mid fight
@@brucewayne3141 Bruce Wayne?!
@@ignacio3890 ooooo{oooooooooooooo
“Macavoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing...”
Underrated line
Macavoy
@@cavalierliberty6838 I thought Stewart because Colossus is older
@@ellaelliott4415 2nd movie, cameo of macavoy era
xmen
Indeed, i finally caught it
Hahaha
The thing I love about deadpool is that his injuries are so real, like the only comic book hero that actually gets realistic injuries when fighting
Yeah but if everyone gets all the heroes get their bones broken then there wouldn't be anybody left fight because they don't have near Immortal regeneration abilities so they rely on their skill and strength and sometimes the enemy is just so much more powerful than them that they get one shot regardless.
Except for the backslap by colossus... dude can bench press a wrecking ball, Deadpool's entire head would've exploded like a water balloon full of marinara sauce...
@@CollinMcLean there was probably no effort behind the backslap
@@CollinMcLean pretty sure hes toned down from the comic books considering his fingers dont just sink into jugernaught and he has to put effort into throwing busses and shit around
@@CollinMcLean but yeah there wouldv been some serious carnage from a blow that could send wade flying like that
"Oh, your poor wife!"
The fact that it was genuine concern and not sarcasm makes that line so much better
Yeah, I am concerned for Kitty. In the comics, she’s in a relationship with Peter, but what Wade learned made me worried for her
Omg 😂😆
@@zipi8760 sññsñs.ekekwlkeekewllerll!..as.s.s.swls,,wllw,sslwl,s,s
SAKAI SYMBOL OH MY GOD
It’s a joke, jesus
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” that line made me die with laughter the most
Ahahahahah
Spinosaur didn't xD
@@hakaira7321 Neither did Indominus Rex
@@TheIndoraptor it was part t-rex though.
@@hakaira7321 1: Indominus Rex was a girl
2: Indominus Rex was intelligent enough to know how to pick her fights, despite being quite young and inexperienced compared to the Tyrannosaurus-rex. When faced by humans with guns, she ran rather than charging forward. She also attempted to communicate rather than attacking Blue and the other Velociraptors
Love how he screams when he breaks his bones but is so casually talking while cutting his hand off 😂
Welp, it's like bitting your own tongue vs accidentally bitting it difference.
@Homie charmander 64 that's not the same thing, if someone slaps you it will hurt more than slapping yourself because you feel and know when it's coming.
@Homie charmander 64 you need to remember he broke his hand so wouldnt feel pain on that moment...
@@regitanara8375 thats not how it works he would have to break all the nerves which are extremely painful to do so
@@Jun-Kyard bs, let me prove u wrong
0:57 the tone of his voice, it wasn't even a joke it was genuine concern 😂
Lmfao
XD
Literal definition of "Balls of Steel"! XD
@@WarhammerWings XD
@@WarhammerWings nailed it
“I promise this gets worse for you big boy” takes me out every single time 😂
Colossus : This is embarrassing , please stay down
@@reallifedroopypoodle1306 "you ever heard of the one legged man in the a$$ kicking contest?"
@@ONLYOUSSEMA do you have off switch?
@@batmanrocks6727 Yeah, it’s right next to the prostrate. Or is that the on switch?
@@DaarkShadow enough *gets smacked away into nearby car* let’s us go to talk to the professor.
Ryan Reynolds was BORN for this role just as Robert Downey Jr was the only one who could be Iron Man
Agreed
@Oghenetega Idogun and Chris evans for Captain America
@@XYZ-zh7fbAnd Tobey Maguire for spider man
@@jurgen8084 nah Tom Holland is better than Maguire
@@unverified_Vids no tom holland is overated
The writers are literally comedic geniuses and Ryan Reynolds to deliver just makes it all perfect.
he's actually a co writer
fun fact. he helped write most of that. same with number two, and now deadpool 3 which is the first r rated mcu film to come, he's apart of the writing for that as well.
@@xenex333xenex genius and coercive enough to make Hugh don the claws once again
@@xenex333xenex I thought all the deadpools were r rated?
was from monty python holy grail,,,, the black night scene
Colossus: Breaks 3 of his limbs
Deadpool: Tis but a scratch!
Technically Colossus didn’t break his limbs, Deadpool broke his own 💀
2:14 “A scratch? Your arms off!”
@Giorno Giovanna Yes. I believe it is.
@@BYERE *looks at his cutted arm*
- "I've had it worse"
@@alucardomalvadosyasociados5399 You lie!
I love how Colossus won the fight and broke almost all Deadpool's limbs simply by standing still
Colossus wins by doing nothing
Must have learned that from Luigi
Eat 5 star do nothing 😂
Did he really though?
Him: 🗿
1:45 “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me” it always kills me 😂
It's very underrated
Yet when Colossus uses a Robocop line in Deadpool 2 he gets crap for it.
Deadpool calls out Colossus for that line in DP2, and I think that's fucking hilarious.
lel
@@FrunkThe8th ikr
"aw your poor wife" send me wheezing😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol same
Same
😬😱😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😏😬🤕🤕🤕
@@bvishal2kn um you dont need to know thanks
@@bvishal2kn do you have a wife? If you don’t then I can see why you don’t understand...
Ryan dominated this role
Yea
@MICHAEL chillll
@@blockmore1 ..
@MICHAEL I feel like your doing this to get attention lol
Micheal you must be haven a tough day instead of taking your anger out on other people in a comment section mabey get a punching bag so when ever you get mad you can just beat up a punching bag
Bro broke 3 bones in his body in less than a minute I'm dying of laughter 😂
Definitely more
Your wrists have 12 bones each, so its a lot more than that. 😅
Hands have a lot of little bones prone to breaking as well...punching a plate of solid steel with that kind of force would probably break most them not just the wrist.
Ahh Wade a.k.a mr Deadpool you seem to be Forgetting one minor detail When it comes to your abilities. While you may have a superior healing factor but unlike Wolverine your bones are not molecularly infused with adamantium meaning there far to brittle to Allow you to try to hurt Colossus with a punch or kick.
3 bones you think?
“Do you have off switch?”
“Yeah, it’s right next to the prostate, or is that the ON switch!”
Enough!!!! *knocks you away*
@@i39darkblade Groans
OHH JUST GIVE ME HATE ALREADY BITCH
th-cam.com/video/VsxfiImoFN4/w-d-xo.html
what's up man
@@spider-man8186 let us go talk to the professer
Deadpool giving Colossus the finger with his severed hand is the cherry on top for this scene 😂
People will do anything to show the finger these days
"Money shot!" When Colosis got face-blood
That's the line at puff action
another bit of icing is seeing Colossus nearly puking from the blood
Need a hand?
Get it?
"...all the dinosaurs feared the t-rex"
Still hilarious
The only question I have is: "Why did he yelled Canada?"
@@commanderiosifstalin4938 he is Canadian I think
@@badrtc3708 Yes, both Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds are Canadians. This film itself was shot in Canada. Just still don't understand why he yelled Canada in this scene.
not the co*k soft word
@@commanderiosifstalin4938 he yells OH before that. Oh Canada is their anthem I think
Six years later and this scene still brings me to tears.
0:41 When two people are talking to me at the same time.
SuperiorBat Playz underrated 😂😂xD
SuperiorBat Playz omg so true XD
Soo..... you end up breaking your hands and legs?
SuperiorBat Playz and they both talking bad about you and you tryna be cool and do sick moves 😂
You try and pimp slap one?
“Let us go talk to the Professor”
“McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing”
I agree, Deadpool.
Yeah the timelines of X-Men movies are confusing on the origins.
Well in deadpool 2 it’s mcavoy
Yeah only one time apparent after that they didn't see Mcavoy until X-Men Dark Phoenix. Yeah don't see X-Men Dark Phoenix because it 23% on Rotten Tomato score broad.
@@Twilight17Petkoton yeaa why would people even listen to rotten tomatoes, its garbare review place
@@emillazar941 Yeah i not into X men Dark Phoenix and they did garbage on Cats.
The half-assed "Dead or alive, you're comin' with me", as he's being dragged along by Collossus had me in stitches XD
Its a great line - and I think the reference went largely unnoticed unfortunately
@@DHC-ev2iq In the second movie Collosus says "Come with me or there will be trouble" quoting Robocop as well xD
@PasTa Actually it's Murphy's
“McAvoy or Stewert…these timelines are so confusing” 😭
Kills me every time. Nobody breaks the fourth wall like Deadpool.
@@maniacal1870 I swear 😂
@Eli Williams yes
@Eli Williams yes she hulk is a joke
@@AJAYKumar-ul2em if she hulk is a joke i aint laughin
Hugh Jackman -Wolverine
Robert Downey Jr- Iron man
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool.
These three performed so well that we can never imagine a replacement
Fr they thinking about making Harry Potter wolverine if they do imma die
Everybody thought the same about Spider-Man and Joker
@ArtBuffalo Holland is better imo
@@kingteddieP4 for a teenage peter parker, yes tom holland is better than tobey. But overall the best portrayal of Peter Parker is Andrew Garfield. While he's not the best Spider-Man, he portrayed a teenage Peter Parker perfectly. And i am talking about TASM1, not TASM2. TASM2 Writing was quite horrible. They made the same mistake Sam raimi did, putting too many villains in a movie with no backstory whatsoever.
@@tian03 tom Holland was the best *Friendly* neighborhood spiderman
I can’t picture anyone else playing this role other than Ryan Reynolds
He was suppose to sign a multi-picture deal with DCEU, but after Green Lantern flopped, Marvel scooped him up. Best move ever. There was word once that he was considered for the Riddler in the Batman series.
Just like with Hew Jackman playing Wolverine and RDJ playing Iron Man
@@chclt_thndr *Hugh Jackman
Nolan north
I can
“All the dinosaurs fear the trex”
🤣
Proceeds to break leg
@@scarlightemperor3410 I guess that didn't stop them from going extinct.
(Sorry, not sorry. I legit said that while I was watching this and my brother lost it.)
1:06
Not exactly, the Spinosaurus
”Oh, your poor wife.”
I’M DEAD😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
he can't make her give birth anymore 😂
And it wasn’t even sarcasm just genuine concern
"Do you have off-switch?"
"Yeah, next to the prostate. Or is that the on-switch?"
lmfao
1:23🤣🤣🤣
Colossus: ENOUGH!!!!!
@@davidchism6081 1:26
1:44 - my favorite line.
For me it's when he says heads up after already hitting him in the head
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"No... we killed you.... we killed you!"
RoboCop what a great movie!
My favourite line was where Deadpool says "all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex"
2k likes and 6 comments lol
1:34 when summer is over and your mom tells u to get ready for school
That's true
Lmao.
DriftTheStreamer lol 😂
Were gonna do school in summer
Lol! But now we have coronavirus
The gasp when he realizes Francis got away always makes me literally laugh out loud lol.
0:59 'ohh ur poor wife' 😂😂😂
@@GoTouchSumGrass. or maybe he broke her internal organs
He probably would just transform back into his nonmetallic form for copulation. Deadpool may or may not be aware that Colossus is not always in his metallic form, and even if he is aware, the joke is still funny.
Gets me Everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@police officer I can already tell your 10😂😂
@@RelyksJ close 21
"You ever heard the one legged man in the ass kicking contest?"
"Do you have off switch?"
"Yeah, it's right next to the prostate, or is that the on switch?"
😂😂😂😂
Deadpool was getting nervous and Colossus was getting sick of his shit
There's an off switch, just knock him out.
ENOUGH! BAM!!! Right into a car.
Wow thanks for typing out a quote from the video we all just watched
@@GeorgeTropicana please shut the fuck up you joyless piece of shit. responses like this are so fucking dull and unnecessary.
1:32 how it feels getting out of bed when you’ve slept in a weird position
Ikr, I'm always limp
Ikr
oh a twillight ran
Facts 😂
I felt that on the spirit
The laugh of Megasonic when Deadpool gets hit by Colossus and flys always seem to me like a very pure and adorable laugh
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” 😆 Deadpool looks silly in a T-Rex pose. 😜🦖
She has a very cute laugh indeed.
Nobody else can play this girl
negasonic. she be named for a "monster magnet" song
@@eaglesfan226 he thinks it’s kinda motivating 😭
I love how he says Canada instead of swearing when he literally swears every other sentence
Could be a reference to the fact that Ryan Reynolds himself is Canadian.
Could be. But he’s just spewing random stuff for pure humor, so whatever the case it was for comedic purposes.
Tyler Green lol yes n no but he was definitely referencing Canada because that’s where’s he from Vancouver to be exact as you can see where this Movie is set
I'm pretty sure it's because he said, oh, and the national anthem is called o canada
'Dude, your embarrassing me in front of the wizards'
'W-we, we don't do that here'
'your embarrassing me, I told them we were Friends!'
'This is embarrassing.'
Negasonic’s adorable giggling and Wade’s hilarious shrieking make the scene😂
along with Wade shouting "zip it, Sinead!" LMAO
1:32 When you forget to turn off the lights before going to sleep 🐸
Yep becuase your eyes hurts
i like frogs
and i have ranidaphilia
HÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ LEL
@@idk82929 nope, because you won't to stand up again.
1:50 The middle finger that he left so kind of him
*2:20
Ikr 🤣
If Deadpool was an Avenger, he'd have killed Thanos single-handedly 😂
Zero-handedly?
fun fact, in the comics, he did kill thanos
@@Magicality101 he killed thanos multiple times in the comics
@@jxrr3n ik xD
Hed make thanos kill himself
"Oh your poor wife" oh she has so much fun with how hard it is
Yes, that's the joke.
This comment mildly disturbs me
Well...someone had to say it...
Oh jesus that's disgusting
So does he have a wife
"Let us go talk to the Professor"
"McAvoy or Stewart? These Timelines are so confusing"
That literally has to be the most OFF THE CHARTS 4th Wall break😂😂😂 EPIC!
*One of the Best Movie Quotes tbh*
Kishan Bhatt the timelines are confusing tho
@@uniformbanjo7402 yup. Agreed 😂
These are confusing times
I watched this clip thousand times and i didnt even notice that lol
wait what’s it mean
"Do you have off switch?"
"Yeah it's right next to the prostate, or is that the *ON* switch?"
I love this movie
"ENOUGH!" (backhands him into a car)
I love that when he makes that comment you hear the sound of his broken limbs making those schlking noises
Actually in the Italian translation Deadpool said this:
"Cockshot!!"
Metal bang
"Oh! How I wish to be your wife"
Hahahahaha! Oh boy! That is another level of that! Hahaha! I guess because Deadpool is said to be pansexual! Lol!
He’s said “oh your poor wife” 🤦🏾♂️
@@ShutUpBhungane This person mentions the Italian version of the film. I am not sure if you are referring to the same thing.
@@katerinaaqu oh if that’s the case I am not
@@ShutUpBhungane I got it :) You were mentioning at what Deadpool is saying right here but if you look closely, the original comment talks about "Italian translation". But it is quite alright. Everyone misses something critical at commets! Lol! I have lost counting how many I have missed! XD
0:57 dude you have a metal part, that's insane.
I bet it never goes down once he's ready to go.
@@1597B 0:56
I understood that reference
You have a metal junk? That is awesome dude!
Winter soldier:punch
Spider-Man stop the punch:you have a metal arm?
That is awesome dude!
Honestly when he screamed Canada I freakin died
Ohhhhhhh........ CANADA!!!!!!!
sorry, i missed that reference. Is "Canada" a placeholder for some other word?
@@vvenkat111 no. Ohh, Canada!! National anthem, I think.
@@vvenkat111 orginally deadpool was in weapons X in Canada I think that's what it was referring to?
@@outlawstar2090 I think it's a reference to Ryan Reynolds himself. He is Canadian.
“Are you there God? It’s me Margaret!”
I’M DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is actually the funniest one but most ppl don’t get it lol 😂
I was laughing so hard when I first saw this in theaters. I peed a little.
@raeraetan I didn't really get it, can you explain please?
@@amyartlover its a book about a girls first period
@@melissatrinidad2913 I laughed so hard I CACKLED on a flight that not one but two people in the next aisle tapped me to ask what show
“Cock Shot! *BANG* OH!…Oh your poor wife!”
Ryan Reynolds KILLED this role.
0:56
i love how ryan is always being himself while playing the character deadpool, he really makes my day
1:27 the best face slap in the world...
i bet Thanos would do better
Patrik no way this would be funnier anyway
Literally best bitch slap.
@@bored4930 s
Not better than my father’s
"Mcavoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing." One of Deadpools best qualities is that he's not afraid of breaking the fourth wall 😂😂
Its because of this (and many other things) that the Deadpool movies can't possibly be a part of the same story as the other X-Men movies.
"mcavoy or stewart,this timeline so confusing"
Your the best
Thank you.
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The fact that he went through the trouble of leaving his hand flipping off Colossus before he left shows commitment to the bit. Well done Wade
2:20 I remember everyone in the Audience laughing at that part
crazy jamie I died laughing just now I was wheezing
😂
crazy jamie how did he even manage to do that in the last second?
😂😂🖕🏻🖕🏻
So do I
"Are you there God ? It's me, Margaret" I love that line 😆😆😆
1:10 you can see the instant regret in his eyes 🤣🤣🤣 favorite part in the whole movie for me. Had me dieing
@Odin Gilissen
You're so right.
0:06, “heads up.” gets me every time lmao
It's hilarious how he just casually throws that hubcap at Francis' head.
1:27 when you talk back to your mom
Taco Blude yuh no kidding
LOL
Or dad
The way Colossus tells Deadpool to stop with the energy of a parent who's seen it all, heard it all, and been through it all.😂
This is really painfull to watch, especially with nasty sounds of his bones.
In my village whenever we eat chicken it is quite common because unlike other countries we cut chicken wings legs and pretty much everything it sounds like that
That punch to the nuts, I wonder what his wife feels?
So original!
@@crxptic.t I can smell the sarcasm lol
@@Novasigmia So his wife does nut torturre?
I just noticed why Deadpool said “all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” 😂😂😂
I did not understand that dialogue
Because his two hands were bent like a T rex?
@@dramishadubey9279 yes
@@deatheye4576 oh thanks
@@dramishadubey9279 yes
@@Chriss-ke5yd oh, thx :)
I remember being so worried about ryan playing deadpool. Now, I think no one else deserves that role more than him
Ever since deadpool called himself a hairless cat fused with Ryan Reynolds in the comics, ryan made it his dedication to play deadpool his entire career. All that payed off.
@@itscs1175 wait when did the comics were made? How did they know ryan
just like with pattinson
Well, he already played Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. The thing is his acting was perfect but he had some absolutely horrendous writing, hence why Deadpool kills him in the time travel seen in Deadpool 2. Ryan Reynolds was always perfect for the role
@@stacey1403 the first deadpool comic came out in 1991, Ryan was born in 1976, so it makes sense.
0:41 0:50 0:56 1:05 1:20 1:27 These are my favorite funny parts of Deadpool’s messed up fight
"All the dinosaurs feared the Trex."
I cried 😂😂😂😂
Hahah
I did too lmao
300th like
I know nobody cares, I just have nothing else good in my life to share...
@@Grandflea02 i care
Why ? Lol you dont even know why
I like how deadpool flips him off XD
It shows he is trish its opinion
YASE I LOVE IT XD
At 2:20
Deadpool:Really Chad? 0:44
Chad Gardner: Noooooooooooo
Deadpool:That's right and Bryan do me a favor would you?
What's that?
Deadpool:Tell your Mom that I don't want to see this man in this house again ever.
1:32 when you just get up for bed
Due Panthercat that’s exactly what I do when I get out of bed
That's so true
GRAMMAR POLICE
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
“Do you have off switch” OMG I’M DYING 😂😂😂
You know where it’s located
"Macavoy or Stewart, timelines are so confusing."
He never stops does he😂
No,no he doesn’t
Not when hes awake
@@DEVIANT_64 He might be sleep talking while breaking 4th walls
I mean he does have a point.
1:56 "You ever seen 127 hours? *Spoiler Alert* !!
Love that movie
Poor green goblin
Never seen it...
XGamer21 a guy cuts off his arm cuz he’s was trapped in a ravine. I think.
Clorox Bleach
Yep and it was baded on a true storie
0:46 when your younger sibling hits you
Care Queen yeah it’s true coming from the young sibling
Dang
1:27 When you hit them back
@@SuperiorBat-te3ff I can't ....Please Stop I'm dYiNg!! 😂
@@SuperiorBat-te3ff and then 1:27 when your dad/mom hit you back for hitting your younger sibling
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-rex”🤣🤣🤣
2:08 “oh there’s the money shot baby” 😂
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Wasn’t that an artery? 💀
You there GOD? It's me Margaret
@@gregelliott5016 XD Lmao
@@miamor628 yeah but he's fucking deadpool, he can survive pretty much anything
“Dead or Alive your coming with me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
that shit never gets old😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Child
@@mayburkeils6753 how
You will recover Wade. You always do.
@@tywhaleshark7148 ye lol😂😂😂😂
0:58 'oh! Poor wife ' 😂😂 I'm dead
That was a very impressive spinning kick into a broken foot 😂
0:36 me when I realize Detective Pikachu won’t be available on dvd for another three months
We get it, you’re a furry.
Nebula 128 ...........what?
@@NebulaOldChannel So liking Detective Pikachu makes you a furry now?
@@NebulaOldChannel look who's talking.
@@NebulaOldChannel liking Pokemon makes you a furry now? No. Wearing fursuits and drawing humanoid animals makes you a furry. You uncultured little dumpling.
If captain America were here:
Language
Language
Language
Language
LANGUAGE!
Not post Endgame Captain
Deadpool actually really respects cap so hel stop momentarily.
@@christianflores3437 my laguage is !*@=^÷!%-&-=÷☆●●■▪¿&&,_$/)@×]~♧¿▪.•]#$'¡|~■
Deadpool:"Are you done"?
Captain: "I can do this all day"
zRuSh_Shoty did you watched Endgame?
“Cockshot”
Bang!
Deadpool: 😢
“Your poor wife”
I thought Deadpool broke his wrists. Ouch! He needs an x-ray. 🤕
Angel Boy from Gacha Club
Don’t worry he can’t feel pain or die from the cancer as you can see in the second movie.
R BlooBloo Deadpool can most definitely feel pain. He’s just use to it
R BlooBloo he can feel pain he’s just crazy and likes it
Wow lmao I’m didn’t even noticed this blew up thanks
8 years later and this is still hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
0:55 "Cockshot!" LMAO
*breaks hand*
Oh your poor wife…
@@TrickyPJM752 you really should stop.
@@mjj8207 This is embarrassing please stay down
Have you ever heard of the one legged man in the ass kicking contest?
You have off switch
2:20
Me when I spot my bestfriend in public
Oh so very true
Nah more like 0:56
OH, your poor wife 😂😂😂😂😂
you cut your hand?
You cut of your hand?????
2:20 How is it so perfect
Its a fake hand...
@@davidnewbon4385 Wait, really?
@@tomkarlberg I hope thats sarcasm.
David Newbon that's not Ryan Reynolds real hand??
@@mxy7582 This is my REAL hand -> 🖐
0:40 this always gets me the rapid head movement and the sounds are perfection
1:27 you when your sibling eats your chocolate in the freezer
Lol
Why would you have chocolate in the freezer
@@Centnal because there is that thing that is called summer and guess what heat does;;;;exactly is melting chocolate
@@ΜιχαήλΚοντάκος tru but I've never heard of anyone who does that- I just put it in the fridge :P
@@Centnal I don't even know why I was mean I'm sorry 😂 I only put it on the fridge on summer
0:44 younger brother everytime he trys to fight older brother
True
Tries*
So relatable
0:47 Ouch!
Truth. As a younger sibling myself, I can confirm this.
0:50 OH CANADA
Keep my country's name off your f***ing mouth!!!!!
1:15
Colossus: This is embarrassing.
Me: FOR YOU, OR FOR HIM!? 😏
1:22
Colossus: Do you have off switch
DP: Yeah it’s right next to the prostate, or is that the on switc-
Colossus: enough
Favorite line ever
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Watch this clip and try to find hidden details if you are a true marvel fan?
@@ClipsArena04 hey shut up advertiser i disliked
Clips Cave it’s not even any secrets it’s just a promotion
@@unique6062 watch properly Deadpool try to throw shild like cap but the weight of shild is so lite so se throws with one hand so easily
@@ClipsArena04 i disliked ur dumb advertsing vid
I love the attention to detail. 1:35 shows deadpool has a hard-on from being backhanded into a car. Absolutely amazing
1:29 God! Her laugh was super cute.
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Watch this clip and try to find hidden details if you are a true marvel fan?
@@ClipsArena04 C L I C K B A I T E R
*S I M P*
@@opo6206 I agree
Simp
Colossus and Deadpool are two of my favorite Marvel characters. When I heard Deadpool was finally getting his solo flick, I had no idea Colossus was going to be in it. So seeing these two “fight” each other in theaters was literally a dream come true for me
To be honest there friends
1:28 her laugh is so cute
Luís Lima ew she ugly tho
@@akrxmm she cute boi
Idk she average
Ryan Lange she has no hair
Cease Crusty She DOES have hair just not much!
Can we just appreciate the fact that instead of yelling FUCK like a normal person would after shattering every bone in their hand, wade yells CANADA.
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O CANADA. it's a joke in itself and this movie is brilliant
Ryan is Canadian
@@gregbors8364 so is Wade Wilson
@@battlesheep2552 Oh yeah… he’s a Canuck like Wolverine and Sabertooth. Thanks for the reminder
"oh, Canada"
But I'm sure you're too much of a smooth brain to get it
McAvoy or Stewart these time lines are so confusing...LMAO
Indeed these timelines are so confusing
tanbounony He’s not wrong.
@@robertsimon2885 who ,who again I don't watch xmen movie
Jose Mendoza James McAvoy and Patrick Stewart both have played Professor Charles Xavier AKA Professor X. McAvoy, who played Kevin and the Horde in Split and Glass, played a younger Xavier in more recent movies like Apocalypse and Stewart, best known for his Captain Picard role in Star Trek and Deputy Director Avery Bullock in American Dad, played Xavier in classic movies such as X-Men and Origins: Wolverine.
When Deadpool broke his bones when he tried to hit him it was hilarious I was dying of laughter😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
1:27 I love her smile she’s so cute
You 1:30
@@JustEditing2 are you sure about that
@@JustEditing2 You 0:56
1:07
1:09
"Oh ho ho ho...CANADA!" I don't know why but this slays me every time🤣
0:59 Fun fact: Colossus’s wife is Kitty Pryde.
What if it’s gay Colossus?
@@coltonturbville3851 Thats the Colosus from Ultimate Universe.
@@eltallerdelcharlie298 Still Gay Colossus
Poor kitty pryde
@@Drizzly30 What if it’s Gay Colossus
That happened