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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มี.ค. 2021
- I am a witch running a shop, though no one believes in witches, so my shop sadly has no customers. Except for one person. They have consistently visited my shop for years, and I have developed a deep affection for them. When they confess their troubles to me I finally have the justification to take them away, forever.
~Also~
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Script by: Yan-con
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"or you maybe want to go back in time to stop that cringy thing you did in 5th grade"
....that attacked me personally...
I speack dir every human in Darth right now: same bro
"I don't turn lead into gold, no. I turn _wood_ into gold."
It turns out witchy laws have some pretty glaring loopholes.
Yeah unlike the laws of alchemy in Fullmetall alchemist which I prefer
Nayru: "I like to make them do various poses, for instance pillar men poses"
Me: AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!
"You naruto run into my heart"
Did I hear that right? If so damn that's hilarious
Look Nayru, I know you wanted to cover ‘that’ specific painting up, but it’s okay. Everyone will love that picture of us riding a flaming unicorn eating tacos while rainbow tigers fly above us shooting lasers out of their eyes while it rains knives
Given her reaction I suspect you're riding that unicorn naked, aka pulling a witcher.
I can't stop laughing
Do you know Giorno? Or cucumber?
That's so dumb I can picture it
@@leewright1 cucumber is late is potato good?
Imagine Marisa being your yandere, she'd definitely be a dorky one
Glad I'm not the only one who knows what Touhou is
Agreed
Anyone know where to find the picture for Marisa in the video?
All I know is it would be adorkable.
Yeesh. Never piss off a girl with a giant laser beam.
Piller Men IS THAT A FREAKIN JOJO REFRENCE
What a dream come true being in a pocket dimension with a sweet yandere witch AND wifi it just gets better
That was sweet. Pocket dimension with a yandere who loves me? I'm quite ok with that
Marisa is one of the most chill yandere I ever seen...then again at least her love is reciprocated
Nice video
We have Wi-Fi and each other. Guess we have everything
*Teleports In*
No we don’t have Pizza & Pepsi... we need to get on that shit!
AND WE DONT HAVE MOSQUITOS
*YES*
*YEEEEES*
@@incarnation_of_immortality3422 true
@@ianpietroski2865 yeah they sucked
Sorry wifi cut off
Ahh i see.... Paradise
Her: or the pillar man poses
Me: *gets down on one knee* marry me!
OH NO MARISA I GOTTA RUN-
Wait did Marisa just take one of Yukari’s Gaps?
FREEE WIFI?! HELL YEAH I’M GONNA PLAY WITH YOU
She 'borrowed' one
I'll stay with her forever!
Son you never stay with me :(
This is a sad story ;(
So, arent you supposed to be doing mafia stuff?
Hey Giorno this is NARANCIA!. I’ve seen this world... Now I’m stuck with some shrine maiden for some reason. Fuck
Welp time to do bite the dust
I think the IRS needs to know about her alchemy.
I think the IRS should be abolished. All taxation is theft.
A shoot out with the irs is a good place to die
Hmm yes this makes very much sense I agree yes hmm...
@@TheFrontiersmn IRS is a ***nose*** run organization working with the international bankers and federal reserve and should be abolished, but taxation is necessary. Wasteful spending of tax money being used on stupid shit or straight up used to help evil people needs to be expunged from all the west. Taxes needed for infrastructure, necessary social programs, schooling and maintaining agriculture? Everything and everyone would fall without it.
@@gaddafiappreciator7319 we had absolutely none of that on the federal level for the first century of US history, and as for agriculture specifically, I'm a farmer myself and I wouldn't need the Federal subsidies if they didn't steal more from me in taxes in the first place. I see no ethical difference between taxes and gangsters coercing "protection" money out of businesses in their territory.
This honestly sounds like it was alot of fun, the idea alone!
Wasn't expecting anime references. Besides lack of consent, the new life sounds sweet.
Touhou IS NOT A ANIME
@@dawidsmigielski1232 I don’t believe I was referring to it specifically
"It's such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn't switch, cause there's no nicer witch than you!"
Pocket Dimensions sounds so hype!!!
Look clownpiece its marisa
Yeah pocket dimensions are the best
Ask SCP 106 he'll tell ya the same.
@Hudson Demor SCP -106
“It’s free real estate”
Well, that was heartwarming and comfy. Sweet yandere indeed. Also, playing dressup with gargoyles kinda cute ngl. Was a little worried about the whole "being trapped in a pocket dimension" thing, but then she mentioned we have wi-fi, so there's that worry gone. And I'm sure she can conjure up any game I want too, so there's literally no reason to worry anymore.
Yes hi I would like 2 strength pots, 3 speed pots, a handful of instant health, and a regen pots
I’m about to win the hunger games boys
You know she’s a keeper when she knows what the pillar men are
@legendary lukim technically yes
*ayayaya intensifies*
Marisa stole the precious listener
I really hope for a part two
When she said she only put cute little things my mind of rabbits before she even said it, it's like she's reading my mind rn
Plot twist, those are the Re:Zero rabbits
@@javierparra4055 oh no
Hug on you Naryu ASMR, Hope you had a good day, take care of yourself (>•w•)>
At first I thought it read staying in your witch's pocket
**SLUUUURRPP**
Enjoying them noodles?
I love being in your pocket!
Cucumber Approved
This is awesome 🤩
She had me at Naruto
Well after she said she know the listener scence they were a kid how big is the age difference listener and witch's because I doubt people would allow a minor to run a shop
The pocket dimension has wifi? That seals the deal, count me in!
Most intriguing, I will have to notify the lord that witchcraft has become more advanced.
-Here re no mosquitos
What do You want me to put on honey?
Such a good storyline hope there's gunna be part 2
6:38 When i'm getting used to how well you play your parts - you do something like this - and make me wonder if you're a professional actress.
This is nice
This is nice.
My God you and Yan-Con are a match made in heaven. This was DIVINE. As if the character was written for you. Spectacular performance ❤
Sweet yanderes are the best!
Well, I see that as an absolut win!
Oh shit the pocket dimension has wifi! I’m 100% in
Pillar men? Like the gods my dad fought?
She's right, lead is a pain to get. Hazmat shipping charges and all that.
Shivering Isles ASMR
Pretty good video
Of course I'll stay with my sweet witch, I love you (kisses)
Yandere witch : Awww Thank you
5:06
*C U L T U R E*
Ah yes a yandere weeb witch nice
Oh yes! I love sweet yanderes and I love cute witches!
I wouldn't mind living in her pocket dimension, but I wish she left me a way to come and go so that I could meet up with friends and family.
I can't believe I passed up on this video for so long because I missed the word "dimension" in the title and didn't want to be tiny.
All this AND WIFI?!!! WOW🤯
All kidding aside, I loved this one. More please. Love the whole pocket dimension thing too.
Pogchamp
Pocket Dimension huh? It's quite nice. I love you 💗 and I'll stay
what kind of stand is this?
I hope you make a second this was awesome
"..Not turning lead into gold though.."
Oh ok.
"I turn wood into gold!"
*surprised pikachu*
Interesting
0:46
did you just read my mind?
FUCK YEAH, FREE WIFI LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Careful soldier, she's trying to steal your data!!
I have mixed feelings on somethings because to me it's a little creepy and a little cute and I'm a bit honored to have gargoyles in my image
Keep me here forever
IS THAT DOUG DIMMADOME
Why are you here sir?.
@@Void-Walker001 Doug Dimmadome has a thing for yanderes
@@Ratsdontsnitch01 alright have a good day
By god i love this one part 2...pls
I do love pie 🥧 🤟❤️
i always say dont mind about people like her so long as i have music and internet (for spotify) in my hand
Huh...neat...ABSOLUTELY SUBARASHII
yandere and wifi yes please
Thank you very much for this new video I like it this is so good and the best thing ever in this is so awesome and I cannot wait for more like this
She said the place has wifi
What more can you ask for? Hop on the lonely bus cuz that's our next destination
I would like to summon a Hellcore
Call me old-fashioned
Pocket kitsune :D
Ceasaaaaaaaaaaar
By the emeperor we have to cut this herestic
Did she say she made my statue pose in the pillar men pose like from jojo
Was that a JOJO reference where is WAMOU when you need him ?!
Wait the there free wifi there well sign me up for that shit
💕✨
Staying in here pocket dimension Oh it’s my safe place now 💚
I don't remember Marisa being the one making pocket dimensions
Free wifi I will take it
GIVE ME THE WIFI
Part 2 ?
Me from Florida “no mosquitos” I’m In ilove you
Marisa Kirisame
Yandere Witch
...so I presume we are Alice Margatroid?
More like Kourin, lmao.
the internet is kinda ok
Wait so a pocket dimension were she is basically god who is to say we have our own will in there
No succubie, how cruel.
Wait, rabbits!?
No.
I WANT TO FUCKING REMOVE TAXES
Her: Why the tea?
Because you're a ti-
Me: She was about to say titan, right!?
wonderful
Nayru ASMR, do you know where did my brother Golden Potato is?
Pocket dimensions? Spooky and neat. Cool
*ahem* I have a kink in my back can somebody shame it for me?
Edit: ok before the rest of the comment, wonderful video, also liked the fact that the listener was willing to stay and did actually like her
Never gets old...
I may have a problem for yanderes.....
someone please just fix my godamn life....
Stop reading here, just go back up and read the rest of the comment all over again or something....
*ahem part 2* kidnap me more
God I have a problem....
Her: *explains everything she can and can’t do*
Me: I’m not here for any of that I’m here to be trained I’ve met various people claiming to be witches who’ve said i have immense latent power and potential for skill compared to even their own i simply wish to see if that’s true and since you too also claims to be said witch I just figured I’d stop here since I saw your sign to give it a shot sooooo could you? You know train me or teach me?
MY NAME IS TORO AKA THE GUY WHO MAKES 300 COMMENTS IN THE SAME VIDEO