The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 428 (FULL)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
  • Sebastian is back from vacation at an animal habitat. Pete discovers radon and massages!

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  • @gloriastoufflet880
    @gloriastoufflet880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Pete and Sebastian need to have their own sitcom. They could be next door neighbors. It would be hilarious.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The kid got sick because of the change in scenery when you took him to NC. He was upset and stressed with the new environment, and when he went back home, his relief becomes the healing phase of the stress.

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One minute in and I'm already on the floor dying laughing.....
    Pete: "I don't know...unless he shit on your head, I don't know why you gotta wear a big ol' hat right now, bro." 😂😂😂😂

  • @raticallife1320
    @raticallife1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Pete is so quick witted. Charming AF, too.

  • @jenl9569
    @jenl9569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pete -“I’m breathing in radon and telling Jackie to sleep with sneakers on”. I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I always listen to the Spotify because it comes out first, then come back to the TH-cam to see their facial expressions. Seeing them laugh makes some of the jokes funnier for some reason

    • @jond1325
      @jond1325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do the same - awesome

    • @ChazZen
      @ChazZen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so you listen to this whole thing twice usually?

    • @michelleerin91
      @michelleerin91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do exactly the same!!

    • @tonystaminghia9084
      @tonystaminghia9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here

    • @cbwavy
      @cbwavy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChazZen yeah it's crazy lol

  • @ingelathune-boyle
    @ingelathune-boyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You two are so neurotic!! 😂 You overthink everything. So hilarious. ❤

  • @kimberlybrantley4689
    @kimberlybrantley4689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    love it ! talking about neighbors?
    I am darn lucky to be living on 22 acres, No Neighbors, No subdivision , No BS...

  • @she5081
    @she5081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Omg I died laughing at Pete’s massage story. Tears running down my cheeks 😂😂

    • @monica11760
      @monica11760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ....and the whole discussion about the gift certificates beforehand. LOL

    • @jenl9569
      @jenl9569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg i totally agree I just got to the massage story I’m crying laughing.

  • @LuisaPlantierMartins
    @LuisaPlantierMartins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I had withdrawal last week without my weekly Pete and Sebastian hour giggle! Healing hugs to wee Caruso!

    • @raquelucha22aldaco13
      @raquelucha22aldaco13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too! I even kind of panicked wondering if it was getting canceled. A lot went through my mind. Then I remember Sebastian going on a trip. Sebastian, jf you read this, no more vacations 😂😂😂😂 JK

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg me too!!

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Healing vibes to Precious Baby Caruso!!!

  • @lisafox1001
    @lisafox1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You two make comedic magic together!

  • @tammyedwards4635
    @tammyedwards4635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You guys are the best! Healing America w laughter!

  • @IronAngelsFitClub
    @IronAngelsFitClub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sebastian’s smile while Pete is riffing is so fun to watch

    • @jdbbs1
      @jdbbs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how Pete makes Sebastian laugh like he can’t breathe.. love these two

  • @mrjohnirons
    @mrjohnirons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Pete's observation about gift certificates was genius.

  • @lanaforsythe6664
    @lanaforsythe6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I also respect at the way they listen to each other and truly laugh

  • @jenniferreihl4475
    @jenniferreihl4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your blunt and hilarious take on every day stuff just cracks me up and blesses my soul.....thank you Pete and Sebastian!!!!

  • @zelva1961
    @zelva1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You Two make Me forget this world of 2020.. thanks for making Me laugh!

  • @doc2earth
    @doc2earth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pete is comedy gold Jerry!

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    6:09 Or were they encouraging the kid?
    LMFAO PETE! I watch multiple comedy podcasts (Theo Von, Bill Burr, Tim Dillon ect.) All very funny but ever since I started watching the Cast around ep 385 Pete makes me gut/face hurt laugh EVERY SHOW. I didn't know who Pete was before I found this. Hands down the best riffing of the top of the head comic since Patrice O'Neal. Sebastian is good too! Great chemistry.

  • @cleanqueen75
    @cleanqueen75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The mountains in North Carolina are awesome! Asheville and Hendersonville is worth going to.

    • @FairyQueen7777
      @FairyQueen7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mount. Mitchell is a great place to buy a house with some land :) Only 20 min or so up the mountain from Asheville

  • @cindyhardy7262
    @cindyhardy7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Good to see you crackin up Sebastian. You bring so much laughter to others.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how much Pete makes Sebastian laugh.

  • @charhard8429
    @charhard8429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just discovered Pete.. he’s as funny as Sebastian..😂

  • @jenniferreihl4475
    @jenniferreihl4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I freaking love these guys!!!

  • @lanaforsythe6664
    @lanaforsythe6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I believe we enjoy these guys because they really like each other and they get each other like my best friends

  • @susanmulvey6311
    @susanmulvey6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If Pete was my husband, I would never be able to be mad at him. He is hilarious! And it seems he has a really kind heart Not to take away from handsome Sebastian, but Pete he's amazing!

    • @susanmulvey6311
      @susanmulvey6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh and I think Pete is handsome too!

    • @stlqt09
      @stlqt09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree, but Sebastians whole demeanor is very sexy to me. I could stare at him all day😍😁💯
      Lana's an extremely lucky girl!

  • @jeffreypearce9572
    @jeffreypearce9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hell yea woke up at 5 am by accident and saw the notification in my phone for this. Obviously only a psychopath would go back to the sleep.👍

  • @fabriziaromano8038
    @fabriziaromano8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG! Too funny! I love it when Pete said “I felt like I was gliding” after the massage! Thanks for making me laugh and forget about the many stresses in life for a little while👍❤️

  • @KellyOShea6366
    @KellyOShea6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You just described the zoo in springfield illinois. Haha!
    Thank you..❤️☘️

  • @douglasferris4286
    @douglasferris4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best Cast Ever, Hand,s Down. My to favorite people, Sebastian and Pete. Keep the laughs coming.

  • @jewalker001
    @jewalker001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The massage story had me crying!!! Pete, explaining his experience made me PAUSE video because I laughing too hard. Excellent cast!!
    Also, first time commenting. I usually don't.

  • @GotchaNewsNetwork
    @GotchaNewsNetwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Get out of California while you can and downsize! LOVE THE SHOW!

  • @laurastarbrook1308
    @laurastarbrook1308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much, I look forward to hearing from you. I appreciate this show so much 💕

  • @lisaperry7986
    @lisaperry7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s so nice to look forward to something each week that never disappoints. You’re a great comedy team!! Thank you for the laughs...especially through this tough year.

  • @diannalovett7624
    @diannalovett7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Agree on the dishwasher!! Waste of time!! So much easier to just wash, dry and put away..

    • @KatieJoMikell
      @KatieJoMikell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wash mine before putting in and then I feel like the dishwasher sterilize them because it gets super hot. Idk

    • @monica11760
      @monica11760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always wondered how many gallons of water were used, too.

  • @anthonylopez4417
    @anthonylopez4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I’m weak when Pete said
    “I can’t hear ya”
    And Sebastian said
    “I’m not talking”
    Both in the most Italian accent 😂
    this is dope 💯

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are hysterical!!!!

  • @calebwilson2929
    @calebwilson2929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally I was like a kid at a park without water.

  • @user-wv8sl6mw4m
    @user-wv8sl6mw4m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So glad you guys are back.
    Pete be careful with the water. And the radon. It is a serious health hazard.
    And Sebastian I hope Caruso feels better soon.

  • @dennisklimavich3342
    @dennisklimavich3342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Really mixed my fix last weekend. Have to warn us in the future to avoid anxiety attacks. LOL

  • @patriciasavoth4157
    @patriciasavoth4157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You two light up my day! I laugh my head off.

  • @mariaguardanapo7826
    @mariaguardanapo7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pete was right ON about dishwashers. They take so long to wash, wasting power. Makes no sense.

    • @vheth5968
      @vheth5968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree. I rarely use ours

  • @teesmom0086
    @teesmom0086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You two guys are the BEST! You always have me laughing and make my day! Please never stop doing this show ❤️🤣👍😂👍❤️

  • @lynnemarie2022
    @lynnemarie2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Sebastian says bears and how Pete saw paws.👍. Your accents are definitely half the fun. Holy shit Pete...😂😂😂.. Sebastian oh, I don't blame you about wanting to move... Love your comedy!❤❤❤

  • @n-e-where-shipping3626
    @n-e-where-shipping3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every time I see Sebastian put in the pods, reminds me of his bitch buds bit 😂
    Love the show

  • @JA99
    @JA99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm an insurance broker and CA insurance rates are through the roof! Alot of insurance companies are not even writing new policies in CA.

  • @cosaadeezz
    @cosaadeezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pete taking Sebastians recommendation of coughing to signify he was ready for the masseuse to come in lmao

  • @jenl9569
    @jenl9569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg this is one of the BEST episodes I cried laughing!

  • @Heaven333gemini
    @Heaven333gemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually teething can cause fever and diarrhea. Love the show n all of outta box content 👌
    Thank u

    • @christysdeals4u
      @christysdeals4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes all my 5 kids had it.. even took one to er years ago.. it was just teething lol

  • @carolinachristine9675
    @carolinachristine9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nc is thee best for a change of attitude in the mountains
    Love living here says the ultimate jersey girl lol

  • @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk
    @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pete you must have been the cutest little kid.

  • @sandywright6670
    @sandywright6670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My two fave Italian men..thanks for cheering me up fellows xoxo

  • @chrismaynard380
    @chrismaynard380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thing that cracks me up about u 2/dudes is how much u crack up each other with the most mundane stories
    😂😂😂

  • @becxoxo4627
    @becxoxo4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely love these videos. I hope you both keep well and safe.

  • @traceyboilini198
    @traceyboilini198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My child spiked a little bit of fever and bright red cheeks when she was teething!!!🌈❤️

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both my kids did the same thing, Tracey.

    • @TwentyThreeRiddles
      @TwentyThreeRiddles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sebastian is the one who thought beluga caviar came from WHALES! Haha

    • @traceyboilini198
      @traceyboilini198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TwentyThreeRiddles Yeah, that was FUNNY. "do whales lay eggs"???😂😂😂

  • @margogarrison2526
    @margogarrison2526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the rapport and the realness and the hilarious laughter back and forth at each other.!, I'm so sorry about your sick little boy. With the fires and every other thing, for you to still get on here is really something else. Prayers for Caruso ❤️.

  • @caty7241
    @caty7241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fantastic show!!👍👍

  • @wendyscott333
    @wendyscott333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How the eff did I just find this podcast? You guys are awesome! If I knew you in real life, we'd be besties. LOL! Thanks for making my day! Sebastian - your dad is right. I live in Wisco - and we could see smoke. Unbelievable. Hope your kiddo is feeling better!

  • @jbaba6923
    @jbaba6923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hope Caruso is doing better & Covid-free! 💙🤞🏼❤️didn’t Gwen sell that house to leave Cali and move to the country with Blake? 😉

  • @ivy_caine5302
    @ivy_caine5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Sit on the porch and smoke a WHOLE joint” 🤣🤣🤣 me too
    I’m not into massages either

  • @aliciaramsay5762
    @aliciaramsay5762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love these guys! Definitely helping me get through this quarantine!! Seriously, where did the summer go???

  • @justafryguy
    @justafryguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now a kid gets a fever, you say get in the car, LETS GO!!! Lolol so funny!

  • @ChevyBoyCallofDuty
    @ChevyBoyCallofDuty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the cast y’all. Got my dad hooked to it now too!

  • @TheSandra2195
    @TheSandra2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A habitat is a natural environment for animals a zoo is a man made enclosure

  • @tlcHI
    @tlcHI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am a massage therapist of twenty years and this was very entertaining.

  • @lyndavolz8370
    @lyndavolz8370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh man, GREAT episode. LOLOL! 🤣😂🤣 As a Chicagoan myself, it’s a way of life for us to not trust anyone but ourself. I’m feeling your pain Sebastian, it’s the “Chicago mindset”. As “they” say, you can take the man out of Chicago but you can’t take the Chicago out of the man.

  • @DanteBusquets
    @DanteBusquets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice new setup Pete

  • @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk
    @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shoot funny, I live alone. Laughing like a crazy Lady..LOL.!

  • @janegallardo4731
    @janegallardo4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    my dishwasher is for storage only, small apartment

  • @freespirit54321
    @freespirit54321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad you're thinking of moving. Pretty sure we've all been worried about you. You never disappoint. LOL ❤

  • @raquelucha22aldaco13
    @raquelucha22aldaco13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pete at @50:20 -oh my gosh I cannot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I kept rewinding it. You’re reaction is the best!! Radon 😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

  • @Sharoncat2008
    @Sharoncat2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your shows. Wrote you each a note and not sure you got them. I'm an Italian gal been in Real Estate for 40 years so I know about Radon, Surveying lots and moving away from fires, hurricanes, riots and other stuff. So many of my customers sold their over priced homes in CA and moved to SW Missouri which I think Sebastian appeared in Branson, MO a while back. I'm from Rochester, so Pete always cracks me up. You wouldn't believe what you could buy in this part of MO. I moved here from CA in 1980. I'd love to help you find a dream home here Sebastian and include some Italian cookies in the deal, lol. I'm at Sharon Cataldo Letson on facebook and I did send instragrams to you both, but don't think you saw them. Let me know if you got my cards in the mail and stay safe. I sat and laughed my head off especially the visual of Sebastian with Caruso at the Animal Habitat. That's how I was with my son always looking ahead for what might be a danger while other mothers were busy gabbing with their friends. I left this note since I'm not sure how to send either email or messages. I'm happy to have found you two and the relaxation watching you both and laughing my head off. Thanks so much. PS your purchase of your home should have shown some sort of survey or recorded in the assessor's office a plat map. You should get your own surveyor and sometimes a fence if it's up long enough determines a boundary even if it's wrong.

  • @kevsstream6349
    @kevsstream6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pete needs a netflix special and more...

  • @bonafideslacker2626
    @bonafideslacker2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where has this podcast been all my life?!

  • @janegallardo4731
    @janegallardo4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    fever and diarrhea can be caused by teething, mom of six, grandma of 11

  • @jimmybradley4253
    @jimmybradley4253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "cross my fingers and tell jackie to sleep with her sneakers on" hahaha

  • @EricaNernie
    @EricaNernie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So true. They had two of the world's biggest ocean liners in Sydney, Australia a few years back, and I tried to walk over the Sydney Harbour Bridge (6 lanes, plus two train lines), but was stopped by security. When I asked why he said "Bridge might tip"!!. Really.

  • @lifewithjimmy4389
    @lifewithjimmy4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys r killing me I literally peed my pants!! Omg!! I got no words!! 😂

  • @GoScience123
    @GoScience123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:00 the way pete leans his head back just to say the most deadpan "no" had me dying lmfao

  • @SuperScottCrawford
    @SuperScottCrawford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:50 Lol - "Meddlecal attention"

  • @kathy9771
    @kathy9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad you guys are back! I know I can count on both of you to make me laugh. You guys are awesome! Your friend Kathy from Montgomery NY

  • @auroracornejo1052
    @auroracornejo1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the background for Pete we can see him better

  • @justafryguy
    @justafryguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahah the bridge swings, you had me there, I’m leaving and don’t care about the in-laws left in the dust.

  • @zachmunoz5589
    @zachmunoz5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch these episodes during my lunch break... fuckin dying of laughter

  • @KatieJoMikell
    @KatieJoMikell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fever and diarrhea go with teething Sebastian.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you. I refused to believe it when it first happened to my daughter but it's true.

    • @CiaoColeG
      @CiaoColeG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, my mom does daycare and this happens regularly with the teething babies

  • @francessalazar9868
    @francessalazar9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One cast at a time! 😂 at least your healing me one cast at a time with continuous non stop laughing 😂 love you brothers!🥰

  • @streetgames01
    @streetgames01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank god they were capturing this gold!

  • @ds525252
    @ds525252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You went to NC to get more material from her family 🤣. You are the best Sebastian.
    I’m new to hearing your partner but I really like his style too. I’m sure others know of him, so no disrespect intended.

  • @unhallowed45
    @unhallowed45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This podcast has me in tears!

  • @LiLGouda.
    @LiLGouda. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can so relate with the massage story omg, i was so uncomfortable with the idea at first, but once u find a solid massage therapist and they come to understand your communication style, it can be really nice Pete! lol
    Thank God for this podcast.

  • @normalong3728
    @normalong3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sounds like you were at grandfather mountain.

  • @georgehasleftthebuilding6621
    @georgehasleftthebuilding6621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like E.T. when I listen to these guys......HOOOOOOOOOOME ☝

  • @sammilabozzetta8324
    @sammilabozzetta8324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    PETE - '" WHADDAYA GONNA BUNGY JUMP WITH YOUR DOG"! Love you ❤️

  • @traceyboilini198
    @traceyboilini198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Unless he shit on your head. ..."😀😀😅😅

  • @kindnick58
    @kindnick58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The CAST is back BABY!

  • @kimberlypoole5325
    @kimberlypoole5325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live in North Carolina, about an hour away from where you were visiting our mountains. You should have done the swinging bridge. You called it a suspension bridge. I've been to that bridge & across it hundreds of times. Its safe enough. It does swing with the wind, which is thrilling. Lol...
    The mountains of NC are a good cure for just about anything.

  • @bs9531
    @bs9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn’t wait for this podcast!!!! I’m still in the first few minutes of the show... Just wanted to shout that out 👍

  • @000_x9
    @000_x9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dont tell Sabastian about radon, now he will worry about it!

  • @vinnyrac
    @vinnyrac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Pete: I do title insurance work. If your neighbor's surveyor planted stakes on your property it's possible you may have a legitimate problem. Get your title insurance policy and survey. If you don't have them contact the lawyer who represented you when you purchased. He/she should have them.

  • @gloriatranchina6333
    @gloriatranchina6333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fever and diarrhea do go hand in hand with teething Sebastian. Ear infections as well. Your baby is drooling when laying down. It gets in their ears and they get infections causing fever and diaherea.

  • @monica11760
    @monica11760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh how I missed listening to you two last week, but it was worth the wait. Another fantastic show! I love how Pete demonstrated the silverware being upright in the dishwasher so "their heads get hit". LOL

  • @HomeAmatuerRacer
    @HomeAmatuerRacer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ... “medical attention” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @melindac3368
    @melindac3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    NC mountains are great! I get to live here all of the time. You were at Grandfather Mountain? I remember that bridge. It was too much for me.