I've come to the conclusion that Jardon's whole problem with not being so great at Trials is just that he gives the bike way, WAY to much gas at all times.
You know, I wouldn't be at all bothered if they enforced some "a map this long must have at least this many checkpoints" -rules. Like at least the map should have a warning if those requirements are not met. A lack of checkpoints like that does not create difficulty, it just makes the map punishing and tedious.
what it does is it creates a consistency requirement which in turn creates a pseudo difficulty increase by making it harder to complete the track, and yes its really hard on people who try to fumble through a track but complaining that not every track is catered to everyone is a dumb complaint because that would make the different ratings pointless, also they are working on the next game so i doubt they are going to implement such a requirement into this one as that would require them to also find a solution for some random issues (that makes its view of track length off) that would mess with such a feature and it would ultimately be an inconsistent mess, besides even if they did it would't apply to any of the more than 100k existing tracks.
Tanukis are considered sly, highly-intelligent, wise and clever creatures along with foxes in Japanese folklore. Their looked at as the smart kid that always out-wits the teacher in class. Also, many Japanese people who live near forests tend to place small tanuki statues with gigantic testicles for protection and stuff.
The 3 basic trials rules: 1) Use the D-Pad 2) You MUST learn the bunny hop 3) Use the gas stutter move (mostly on inclines, repeatedly tab the gas button "A" slightly to balance yourself out instead of hitting the brakes)
Yes, thats true. Its the most common controls I think. But I, for one, find the D-Pad and button method so much more easier. This is how I was able to get platinum on most of the extremes. But I guess everybody has to decide for themselves what works for them.
Don't land with ur front tire first, always land on your back tire first, ESPECIALLY on gaps to inclines. Please like this so cap sees and I don't have to see him not do that again...
I think they've done the second map before as well, but i also believe the repetition resulted from him going to recent or top rated this week to grab some tracks and there was a recent issue that prevented new tracks from being uploaded so those list didn't get updated with new tracks.
jordan ! i have the best troll idea ever (LOL) put a noteblock with a famous song and above it put a sign "play me" and when they play it they get copyright...! DAB
that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Anyway they would just edit it out so that they don't get copyrighted. And that would be a douchebag move because they would have to pay the creator of the song a fine for having it in a video
Tanuki's are never considered 'domesticated', some may be slightly tame, but they're definitely wild animals. Like a racoon, fox, or dingo, they can co-exist with humans relatively safely, but don't ever treat one like a pet. You'll get f*cked up but good!
Those incline maps get too stressful. I think Jordan was way better in this round than last, but, he took a risk with the last map choice, and it just didn't work out. It would have been quite the victory if he had won it. But, with a map like that, it kinda balances out so that neither has a big advantage through the round. We got a close game, and that's cool to watch, even if not by design. A couple of pretty challenging maps this time. With a streak of two, Nick is who controls the crown, as Jordan goes down Up he must stand, reaching forth with his hand Through flat and hill, victory through will. Making Nick fall, as he stands tall. Once they again, come upon this competitive land.
"well you can't keep up with my speed!".
*face-plants into floating box *
7:37 Nick's insane maniacal laugh is the greatest!
I feel like that moment of Jordan bragging to Nick but then immediately crashing is a microcosm of their entire Trials experience.
This is my favorite series on this channel.
I've come to the conclusion that Jardon's whole problem with not being so great at Trials is just that he gives the bike way, WAY to much gas at all times.
Why, these Unfortunate Events... You could almost make them some kind of... Series.
Luka Saracen just wow
amazing
Luka Saracen A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. YAAAAS NERDS UNITE!
Luka Saracen brilliant! But you should look away as we make it...
Luka Saracen hey come to sluggers I will about is it you're the virtual tour of her and whether to go ahead of you with the goodbye
You know, I wouldn't be at all bothered if they enforced some "a map this long must have at least this many checkpoints" -rules. Like at least the map should have a warning if those requirements are not met.
A lack of checkpoints like that does not create difficulty, it just makes the map punishing and tedious.
what it does is it creates a consistency requirement which in turn creates a pseudo difficulty increase by making it harder to complete the track, and yes its really hard on people who try to fumble through a track but complaining that not every track is catered to everyone is a dumb complaint because that would make the different ratings pointless, also they are working on the next game so i doubt they are going to implement such a requirement into this one as that would require them to also find a solution for some random issues (that makes its view of track length off) that would mess with such a feature and it would ultimately be an inconsistent mess, besides even if they did it would't apply to any of the more than 100k existing tracks.
When Jordan messes up: "Why does the map do this to me?!"
When Nick messes up: "Yeah that was my b I should've been quicker."
Jordan! Go back to the tutorial to learn how to ride up the wall.
honestly i don't think he has touched the base game at all
He should learn in linerider LUL
Aw, c'mon, Jordan... You still owe Nick a mercy, and the second map would have been PERFECT.
Who else feels like Jordan should have waited for Nick when he used the rabbit
Tuner Junes He does owe Nick a mercy
Tuner Junes he still lost cause he's so shit at the game. xD
When The Conversation Is More Interesting Than The Game... Playing Racing Game, Talking About Breeding Doggos
Nick deserved this win. He DNFd on the map he picked the bicycle on. Come on.
Anyone else notice Jordan is really smug when he wins and super salty when he loses?
This by far my favourite series on TH-cam
I'd like to take a moment to appreciate the worlds best laugh at 7:37
Hehehe AGHHHH
I love how Jordan just,went crazy on the last map
Having watched a few of these I am very tempted to make Donkey specials for you guys.
OH MAN, I died when jordan said ''He's gone silent, everybody''
7 seconds; talking about tanuki but not their... special abilities.
Yeah, where's the magical scrotum teleportation talk!
scrotum
nuki nuts
umm I think the sound is kinda delayed in this vid
Luckie Luke no
Does DNF stand for
Did
Not
Finish?
Ariel Herman yes
Yes
Maltin Tocani SkydoesGaming is where you got it from
lol Nick's laugh has me dead at 2:34
Tanukis are considered sly, highly-intelligent, wise and clever creatures along with foxes in Japanese folklore. Their looked at as the smart kid that always out-wits the teacher in class. Also, many Japanese people who live near forests tend to place small tanuki statues with gigantic testicles for protection and stuff.
All this talk about Tanukis, and all I'm thinking about now is Chopper from One Piece
"I don't think you got the time... *or the skills*" -- NFEN '17
BURRRNNNNNNNNNNNN
NO NO YOU SHIT!!! Haha love it Jardon!
Two trials videos in two days??? Jardon, you are a rebel! (and I love it!)
Ilya Holt they record two episodes in one sitting, so one day of trials, most of the time means two days.
the video is like 2 minutes old ;-; why is there already a dislike?
people are dicks is why
Onbekend Persoon ikr
Ya why would people just dislike the vid when they didn't even watch it....
D=
Onbekend Persoon Geweldige naam;)
Why would people like it if they didn't even watch it?
Tanuki are actually closer to foxes than dogs, but they're all in the same family.
Dang Jordan chocked almost as hard as the Falcons.
Your awesome sparklez never give up on us
I love this series jordan
I feel like if Nick didn't choose the rabbit he would have destroyed Jardon on that map.
Tanuki-chan is back
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the shrieks that the biker makes?
nice job Jordan!!!
A SERIES OF Unfortunate Events
6:00 I guess you could say it was all DOWNHILL for Jordan at this point.
"I'm not a tanuki,I'm a tonokai"....
Only legends will get this reference
Don't worry Jordan you weren't close to winning considering you DNFd Nick on a Pit Viper and he was on a rabbit. He would of destroyed you anyway.
am i the only one who loves daily trials instead of the 2 or 3 day trials?
DON'T *insert here the most common mistake of Jardon, the fool* !
WELL YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ME SPEEDWISE *imediately gets closelined*
I'm gonna say the part that hurts Jordan the most about no checkpoint maps is that he can't spam suicide button.
The 3 basic trials rules:
1) Use the D-Pad
2) You MUST learn the bunny hop
3) Use the gas stutter move (mostly on inclines, repeatedly tab the gas button "A" slightly to balance yourself out instead of hitting the brakes)
you can use the trigger to actually choose how much gas you push.
Yes, thats true. Its the most common controls I think.
But I, for one, find the D-Pad and button method so much more easier. This is how I was able to get platinum on most of the extremes.
But I guess everybody has to decide for themselves what works for them.
d-pad is horrible to control your balance.
Nick on the 2 game winning streak
Waiting for battlefield 1 to update :3
Good way to pass the time
HOLY GOD JUST LIFT YOUR FRONT WHEEL MORE AND DONT SLAM IT INTO EVERYTHING WITHOUT PLANNING AHEAD ❤️
am i the only one rooting for nick in all of these.??
Nick, btw I'm fairly certain you still have a mercy so Jardon doesn't DNF you!
Jardon Never-Played-An-Extreme-Map Maron, playing a hard: THIS IS THE HARDEST MAP IN THE WHOLE WORLD
XD
Every single episode... OMG! THERE'S NO CHECK POINTS!
You need to stop restarting when you aren't going to crash, just end up giving yourself far too many faults than what is needed
Almost at that diamond play button
Is it sad that when they talked about the raccoon dogs, I was thinking of Super Lovers?
There are multiples Trials Fusion episodes, so I guess you could call this...
A series of unfortunate events?
GOOD VID BRUHHH
you the boi captinsparklez
Rip to skipper the
cat APS army
We call my teacher captain sparkelez
y'all should livestream trials for episode 150
47!!!cap sparklez your the coolest
Was it a _series of Unfortunate events_
You are overthinking the steep incline... You mess yourself up when you do that
owes a mercy but doesnt wait for the rabbit pick smh
I think people name a course easy medium hard or expert based on how hard or easy they find it
Don't land with ur front tire first, always land on your back tire first, ESPECIALLY on gaps to inclines. Please like this so cap sees and I don't have to see him not do that again...
'Member when Jordan used to be good at this game? I 'member.
You can even train skunks to pee using the toilet
7:22 Jordan could be the next Desiigner
They've definitely done the third map before
I think they've done the second map before as well, but i also believe the repetition resulted from him going to recent or top rated this week to grab some tracks and there was a recent issue that prevented new tracks from being uploaded so those list didn't get updated with new tracks.
Infinity Oh ok. I did t recognize the second one
You should name ur gt Giant Truck
This is cool
lol salty jardon is so funny
I wonder if he still remembers the kid in minecon 2012 that had a minecraft parody
redjoker6 Oh shit I remember that little girl, still kinda feel bad for her.
So, if he lost multiple games you could say it was a series.... of unfortunate events! Ba dum chhh! Thank you, thank you, plz it was nothing!
Stop
I'm hungry
It was a tie. Each had one DNF, the other two were ties.
ossi_ no, the final score was 58 to 54
Map 3 finishes. Looks at time remaining. Looks at title of video and map
Oh dear.
yeah trials!!
Do you even math bro.. if you are tied with your opponent 20-20 and you lose 2 points and your enemy gains 2, the the difference is not 2, it's 4
tfw Tanuki is literally a Raccoon species.
BUT I DON'T WANNA LEARN FROM GRANOLA!!!
jordan ! i have the best troll idea ever (LOL) put a noteblock with a famous song and above it put a sign "play me" and when they play it they get copyright...!
DAB
that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Anyway they would just edit it out so that they don't get copyrighted. And that would be a douchebag move because they would have to pay the creator of the song a fine for having it in a video
can you upload the video with the scorpion so we know you are not dead;
best game!
why not make more maps in one video ? like maybe 8 of them ?
Tanuki's are never considered 'domesticated', some may be slightly tame, but they're definitely wild animals. Like a racoon, fox, or dingo, they can co-exist with humans relatively safely, but don't ever treat one like a pet. You'll get f*cked up but good!
Why is the Rabbit an option on the second map?
You could win on faults if you stopped restarting every time you mess up.
NOTIFICATION SQUAD WHERE YOU AT!
yeah
You really should not hit that reset button so easily, you have so much more faults than Nick bc of it :D
7:43 edits out 10 seconds of footage
Doesn't it seem like penguins would be very easily domesticated?
you know u can house train dogs to not go in the house
you can do it.
+ love ur videos
Those incline maps get too stressful. I think Jordan was way better in this round than last, but, he took a risk with the last map choice, and it just didn't work out. It would have been quite the victory if he had won it. But, with a map like that, it kinda balances out so that neither has a big advantage through the round. We got a close game, and that's cool to watch, even if not by design. A couple of pretty challenging maps this time.
With a streak of two, Nick is who
controls the crown, as Jordan goes down
Up he must stand, reaching forth with his hand
Through flat and hill, victory through will.
Making Nick fall, as he stands tall.
Once they again, come upon this competitive land.
marksgv too much time on your hands bro.
SPLITSCREEN!!! SPLITSCREEN!!!