Seeing a fair few people getting offended over the r word quote in the video. I apologize for anyone who was hurt by that part of the video. My rationale for putting it in was that I'm autistic myself and I found it funny, so I wrongly believed that other people like myself would find it funny. Obviously I was wrong, and I'm sorry for that. I promise not to make this mistake again.
idk what do you mean with the r word, but I think that everything in this video is funny. Don't worry, I am not autistic, so it is not only funny to autistic people. If someone is mad about some word, just remind them they are on the internet. edit: Jeez, that sentence sounds like an incorrect sonic quote💀
It’s Australian. The majority of Australian accents sound cockney because Australia was originally a prison colony and obviously the poor British citizens with cockney accents were the ones who had to commit crime to survive like stealing bread and getting arrested and sent to Australia. Meanwhile the cooler states of Australia and also the big cities have accents that sound closer to posh English because obviously the rich got to migrate for their own reasons and would choose to live in less hot/more convenient areas. Here’s a fun fact - doing prison time and then getting to build a life in Australia was so much better than being a poor English citizen that many people started committing crimes just to get deported 🇦🇺 🎉
I think the funniest thing about these is that some of them are people just fucking around and making memes, and then other ones feel like spot on representations of who Sonic actually is as a character and I could absolutely see him saying some of these.
-"You'll never find someone like me" -"Yeah that's the point" That one actually felt like a real dialog between Sonic and Amy back when Sega decided Sonic hated her.
Exactly, I'll say like one word to someone and they'll answer, then I'll have entire conversations with them in my head without saying anything else. Then there's the other 99.9999% where I'm not attempting social interaction at all and I get to be made fun of by all the other gay people in my head.
There were so many motivational quotes in this video that cured my depression, like, "If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out!"
"The Internet is a horrible place, but I'm a horrible person, so I'm staying." I honestly think this statement could apply to some extent to nearly everyone on social media, myself included.
I'm pretty sure there exists fanart acknowledged by Sega of little kid Sonic in blue overalls. So Sonic pissing a pair of pants at 8 might not be so far fetched.
At this point I'm surprised that Sonic would have de decency of giving you a heads up to lower the prices so he can buy rather than stealing it either way
Man, you're not alone. I literally had to write a story about destroying him and appeasing all those he's harmed. Then reincarnate them, but not Sonic.exe. I still hate his guts! Any non creepypasta Sonic is good in my book though. Even Sanic is better then "Mr I am God! " 😒
4:23 the concept of professional sex clearly exists considering sex workers are a thing. And you will know that competetive sex is a thing if you watched at least one wildlife documentry.
Seeing a fair few people getting offended over the r word quote in the video. I apologize for anyone who was hurt by that part of the video. My rationale for putting it in was that I'm autistic myself and I found it funny, so I wrongly believed that other people like myself would find it funny. Obviously I was wrong, and I'm sorry for that. I promise not to make this mistake again.
honeztly it IZ funny 😭
prtially bc of the jovial tone dezpite how aggrezzive it soundz ksjsjsjskjsks
@@c0zmozys Well, I'm glad some people enjoyed it at least.
LMAO you were absolutely right honestly, as someone with autism i also found it funny
idk what do you mean with the r word, but I think that everything in this video is funny. Don't worry, I am not autistic, so it is not only funny to autistic people. If someone is mad about some word, just remind them they are on the internet.
edit: Jeez, that sentence sounds like an incorrect sonic quote💀
The sensitive people can go initiate coitus with themselves. Even if you weren't autistic, you have a good sense of humor.
I noticed halfway through that sonic had a slight cockney accent
somehow it still works
It’s Australian. The majority of Australian accents sound cockney because Australia was originally a prison colony and obviously the poor British citizens with cockney accents were the ones who had to commit crime to survive like stealing bread and getting arrested and sent to Australia.
Meanwhile the cooler states of Australia and also the big cities have accents that sound closer to posh English because obviously the rich got to migrate for their own reasons and would choose to live in less hot/more convenient areas.
Here’s a fun fact - doing prison time and then getting to build a life in Australia was so much better than being a poor English citizen that many people started committing crimes just to get deported
🇦🇺 🎉
cant spell cockney without cock
Sonic became a Londoner 😭😭 there’s no saving him now
@@Suchwerewolf based down under, as per usual
Therapist: It's ok, British Sonic & friends can't hurt you.
British Sonic & friends:
*Fleetway Sonic lel
@@Gyrokunmost of these are normal Sonic 😐
@@NovikNikolovic yeah, but the non-filtered kinda-unhinged jerkish behavior is more akin to Fleetway's depiction of him imo
@@GyrokunAlso “Sonic the Comic” AKA Fleetway was a British run comic so it checks out
@@Fooligan23 makes a lot of sense not to mention Sonic's inner demon in that comic
I think the funniest thing about these is that some of them are people just fucking around and making memes, and then other ones feel like spot on representations of who Sonic actually is as a character and I could absolutely see him saying some of these.
Yep XD
And some are even references to twitter posts who got memed on like the "wtf is this your first time taking a shower"
Some in reverse.
" Why violate children when you can violate tweeter's terms of services ?"
@@slavishentity6705makes a lot more sense
-"You'll never find someone like me"
-"Yeah that's the point"
That one actually felt like a real dialog between Sonic and Amy back when Sega decided Sonic hated her.
These are like minion memes for zoomers and they’re freakin’ great
AHA NO
@@scribblecloudwhat
Excellent comparison my friend
is this gen z ‘s version of minion memes
I guess lol
yes
This determines the difference, we want to kill ourselves they want to kill their wives then themselves
I never thought of it that way but I my gosh your right
Pretty much except Sonic's presence makes these significantly better
I know we throw around the phrase “this cured my depression” a lot, but I think this video actually did it.
exactly, I'm going through a tough time right now and these videos are unironically making me feel better
@@C0wy_hope you feel better
@@C0wy_same
Oh no, what will depression do now without you?
This amplified my depression
Masterpiece.
Glad you think so!
Indeed.
Didn't expect you here
@@B3_XML oh hey b3
@@SonicBalance wsg balance
duuuude, "i have more conversations in my head than IRL" is my whole life style
Exactly, I'll say like one word to someone and they'll answer, then I'll have entire conversations with them in my head without saying anything else. Then there's the other 99.9999% where I'm not attempting social interaction at all and I get to be made fun of by all the other gay people in my head.
@@captainagony6691Nice fetish you got there, do they make it for men?
can confirm as an introvert.
SAME
Same
This really had me cracking up. The way your delivery works with the pictures and edgy quotes is comedy gold.
"my life is a movie" "yeah, a documentary on mental illness" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️💀
There were so many motivational quotes in this video that cured my depression, like, "If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out!"
3:03 Considering this is the Sonic universe, they very well could.
or the sonic.exe universe
@@SonicX_88 cringe alert
@@SuperiorChaoticWhat?
@@SonicX_88sonic.exe killed off the dinosaurs
They do in our world too
We just call them birds
“Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it” is such a hard fucking line
"Sometimes I wanna die but then I remember that the world would be a better place without me, so I'm staying" is actually weirdly motivating to me
“If gay means happy, I’m extremely straight” is my the story of my life
"What's stopping you from dating a dude?" Sonic is so real for that one
"The Internet is a horrible place, but I'm a horrible person, so I'm staying." I honestly think this statement could apply to some extent to nearly everyone on social media, myself included.
*Being happy is like peeing your pants * - Coming from a full frontal nudist with only gloves and shoes for clothing
Or does that mean Sonic wore a pair of trousers until he turned 9?
@@dertobizudemwerner5308Can't pee your pants if you've got none
@@motivatedman9730So true
@@dertobizudemwerner5308is there a measure of true? Aren’t things just true or not true?
I'm pretty sure there exists fanart acknowledged by Sega of little kid Sonic in blue overalls. So Sonic pissing a pair of pants at 8 might not be so far fetched.
My favorite is..”If you’re ever bored just punch a orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?”
6:11 that’s actually very gender affirming, thank you
This genuinely is such a good thing to see after such a horrible weekend.
When he said “what is love” I was thinking the exact same thing as silver
Bro I didn’t expect him to pop up 💀
SAME
A miserable little pile of secrets!
“British Sonic doesn’t exist, he can’t explain your life to you.”
British Sonic:
He’s Australian.
The blend of witty, edgy, absurd, and humour is truly immaculate. You have my gratitude for uploading this.
“If someone makes fun of you, remind them that they wasted their useless life just to do that”
Also if the syndrome is down the money is up
(related to last one)
Love is a burden.
People talk about it so much I almost start to feel like I care!
"Infinite money glitch?, just rob a bank!"
At this point I'm surprised that Sonic would have de decency of giving you a heads up to lower the prices so he can buy rather than stealing it either way
2:00 best one for sure
would've been 1000 times better if it just stopped at the fourth line
“fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
birds: correct!
4:04 This one's actually right most times wha
4:25 i feel like it will become a thing soon enough...
Its probably gonna become an Xvideos category
Hmm
3:14 hes got a point
0:30 That made me ascend bro the hell lol
0:45 is a straight-up minion meme
Bro, this is the gold in the mine. I needed this. This is absolutely fire.
This is my favorite genre of sonic memes
0:17 this video is now exactly a year old now, let’s hope sonic is doing well now
0:37
"What good is a world that lasts forever? That sounds pretty lame!"
i have not seen that exe image in a while
exe violated me in my nightmares as a kid lmfao
God, neither have I, except EXE still violates me in my nightmares ten years later 😭
@@faiIsafedamn,
You’re both Gay and a Furry
(lol)
Man, you're not alone. I literally had to write a story about destroying him and appeasing all those he's harmed. Then reincarnate them, but not Sonic.exe. I still hate his guts! Any non creepypasta Sonic is good in my book though. Even Sanic is better then "Mr I am God! " 😒
0:17
Messed it up already, 2025 gonna be my year though
0:16 here’s a apart of the Bible in Japanese 😅
天と地の創造
1まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。
3「光よ、輝き出よ。」神が言われると、光がさっとさしてきました。 4-5それを見て、神は大いに満足し、光と闇とを区別しました。しばらくの間、光は輝き続け、やがて、もう一度闇に覆われました。神は光を「昼」、闇を「夜」と名づけました。こうして昼と夜ができて、一日目が終わりました。
6「もやは上下に分かれ、空と海になれ」と神が言われると、 7-8そのとおり水蒸気が二つに分かれ、空ができました。こうして二日目も終わりました。
9-10「空の下の水は集まって海となり、乾いた地が現れ出よ。」こう神が言われると、そのとおりになりました。神は乾いた地を「陸地」、水の部分を「海」と名づけました。それを見て満足すると、 11-12神はまた言われました。「陸地には、あらゆる種類の草、種のある植物、実のなる木が生えよ。それぞれの種から同じ種類の草や木が生えるようになれ。」すると、そのとおりになり、神は満足しました。 13これが三日目です。
14-15神のことばはさらに続きます。「空に光が輝き、地を照らせ。その光で、昼と夜の区別、季節の変化、一日や一年の区切りをつけよ。」すると、そのとおりになりました。 16こうして、地を照らす太陽と月ができました。太陽は大きく明るいので昼を、月は夜を治めました。このほかにも、星々が造られました。 17神はそれをみな空にちりばめ、地を照らすようにしました。 18こうして昼と夜を分け終えると、神は満足しました。 19ここまでが四日目の出来事です。
20神は再び言われました。「海は魚やその他の生き物であふれ、空はあらゆる種類の鳥で満ちよ。」 21-22神は海に住む大きな生き物をはじめ、あらゆる種類の魚と鳥を造りました。みなすばらしいものばかりです。神はそれを見て、「海いっぱいに満ちよ。鳥たちは地を覆うまでに増えよ」と祝福しました。 23これが五日目です。
24次に神は言われました。「地は、家畜や地をはうもの、野の獣など、あらゆる種類の生き物を生み出せ。」そのとおりになりました。 25神が造った生き物は、どれも満足のいくものばかりでした。
26そして最後に、神はこう言われました。「さあ、人間を造ろう。地と空と海のあらゆる生き物を治めさせるために、われわれに最も近い、われわれのかたちに似せて人間を造ろう。」 27このように人間は、天地を造った神の特性を持つ者として、男と女とに創造されました。
28神は人間を祝福して言われました。「地に増え広がり、大地を治めよ。あなたがたは、魚と鳥とすべての動物の主人なのだ。 29全地に生える種のある植物を見てみなさい。みなあなたがたのものだ。実のなる木もすべて与えるから、好きなだけ食べるがいい。 30また、動物や鳥にも、あらゆる草と植物を彼らの食物として与える。」 31神はでき上がった世界を隅から隅まで見渡しました。とてもすばらしい世界が広がっていました。こうして六日目が終わりました。
“And you stopped breathing too?!”
@@ComputerScientist"i wouldve preferred you just beat me up and call me gay"
_"I would've liked it if you just beat me up and called me gay!"_
Where is the other parts? Well now you need date me(no homo)
Why you think he stopped?@@ComputerScientist
1:32 and knuckles
7:39 baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
And THAT is why I like Silver
*Low-Quality british Sonic my beloved*
(fr tho he sounds british and that's something i never thought i would hear)
I never knew I sounded british until now lmao. Also yeah, I could use a better mic
Fantastic
Thank you!
The group chat one is soo relatable
@@RadzoI Yeah, that one hit a little too close to home...
sonic has a good point about the twitter one
7:00
He could be in this very room... it could be you... it could be me... it could even be-
7:31 Relatable
Ah yes, Facebook Minion memes but for gen z
Now we need correct Shadow quotes.
….is it bad that I relate to nearly all of these?
same tbh
yea
Definitely.
“Why violate Twitter’s terms of service, *when you could violate children* ”
🤨
@@the.thing. NEARLY 😭
Genuinely one of the best videos I've ever seen in my life
Crying and shaking sonic would never be ableist
6:21 Ouch. That's terrible😂
You know shit is funny af when the voice actor breaks character
"... IT'S TOO LATE TO GAVE UP"
Now, THAT'S ENCOURAGEMENT XD
The inflation part holy shit, too relatable
天と地の創造
1まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。
3「光よ、輝き出よ。」神が言われると、光がさっとさしてきました。 4-5それを見て、神は大いに満足し、光と闇とを区別しました。しばらくの間、光は輝き続け、やがて、もう一度闇に覆われました。神は光を「昼」、闇を「夜」と名づけました。こうして昼と夜ができて、一日目が終わりました。
6「もやは上下に分かれ、空と海になれ」と神が言われると、 7-8そのとおり水蒸気が二つに分かれ、空ができました。こうして二日目も終わりました。
9-10「空の下の水は集まって海となり、乾いた地が現れ出よ。」こう神が言われると、そのとおりになりました。神は乾いた地を「陸地」、水の部分を「海」と名づけました。それを見て満足すると、 11-12神はまた言われました。「陸地には、あらゆる種類の草、種のある植物、実のなる木が生えよ。それぞれの種から同じ種類の草や木が生えるようになれ。」すると、そのとおりになり、神は満足しました。 13これが三日目です。
14-15神のことばはさらに続きます。「空に光が輝き、地を照らせ。その光で、昼と夜の区別、季節の変化、一日や一年の区切りをつけよ。」すると、そのとおりになりました。 16こうして、地を照らす太陽と月ができました。太陽は大きく明るいので昼を、月は夜を治めました。このほかにも、星々が造られました。 17神はそれをみな空にちりばめ、地を照らすようにしました。 18こうして昼と夜を分け終えると、神は満足しました。 19ここまでが四日目の出来事です。
20神は再び言われました。「海は魚やその他の生き物であふれ、空はあらゆる種類の鳥で満ちよ。」 21-22神は海に住む大きな生き物をはじめ、あらゆる種類の魚と鳥を造りました。みなすばらしいものばかりです。神はそれを見て、「海いっぱいに満ちよ。鳥たちは地を覆うまでに増えよ」と祝福しました。 23これが五日目です。
24次に神は言われました。「地は、家畜や地をはうもの、野の獣など、あらゆる種類の生き物を生み出せ。」そのとおりになりました。 25神が造った生き物は、どれも満足のいくものばかりでした。
26そして最後に、神はこう言われました。「さあ、人間を造ろう。地と空と海のあらゆる生き物を治めさせるために、われわれに最も近い、われわれのかたちに似せて人間を造ろう。」 27このように人間は、天地を造った神の特性を持つ者として、男と女とに創造されました。
28神は人間を祝福して言われました。「地に増え広がり、大地を治めよ。あなたがたは、魚と鳥とすべての動物の主人なのだ。 29全地に生える種のある植物を見てみなさい。みなあなたがたのものだ。実のなる木もすべて与えるから、好きなだけ食べるがいい。 30また、動物や鳥にも、あらゆる草と植物を彼らの食物として与える。」 31神はでき上がった世界を隅から隅まで見渡しました。とてもすばらしい世界が広がっていました。こうして六日目が終わりました。
"fucked it up already, 2024 gonna be my year thought" i am already sad that this year started can we skip this year
2025 will be my year fr 🗣️🗣️🗣️
The fact that the colors of the words at 3:51 kinda look like the bi flag makes it so much better
solid blue?
man shut up its literally just blue go outside
Jason Griffith Sonic is peak. Im glad most of the impressions are of Jason than Ezio Auditore
0:22 this is brilliant.
I should use this insult.
insult? nah bro that's literally a compliment
Maybe both?
3:59 golden
Sonic is based
based on what
@@yummynubs3646 based on Sonic
@@skullkap6746 He’s based off a hedgehog actually
@@Vivigreeny25 hedgehogs were also based on Porcupines and Rats
Sonic randomly turns into a fucking psychopath!
Damn, why did TH-cam hide such a great video from me for a whole year, i was Fcking dying of laughing too much lmao
5:58 This one just broke me so hard that I'm in the hospital right now and the doctor asked the nurses who wanna help him complete the jigsaw puzzle.
Never thought I’d hear Aussie Sonic but here we are. I love this video and these memes.
"All girls are the same"
Sonic : ok bro what's stopping you from dating a dude.
Me : good point, ehere the dudes at ?👀
LLLMMMMMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO
0:54 oh shit, oh fuck
Metamorphosis mfs:
This is like, if those bad minions memes on Facebook were good.
2:22 is crazy (and so is everything else)
Watching this whole thing was like being hit by a flashbang
I just died like 7 times from being unable to breathe lmao why is this so funny
most of them is just him breaking the forth wall
6:12 What you say to a transfem to be nice to them.
"sorry I'm late, I broke down along the way... What car?" Feels accurate.
This is peak humor, unfortunatly
This is weirdly inspirational
Uh….Sonic? You okay there buddy? Do tails and knuckles need to get you professional help or something? Or even just someone to talk too?
I have never played a sonic in my life and yet this might be one of my favourite youtube videos
THIS IS MY FAV VIDEO OF THE YEAR. NOTHING CAN BEAT IT I CAN ALREADY TELL
Drop one of these bangers in a blind date
This has gotta be the worst sonic impression I've ever heard and that's great
"i will my parents still loved me"
Some say these are minion memes for zoomers, I say we're coming full circle back to old-school TH-cam content.
Incorrect quotes? All i can see here is straight FACTS
4:23 the concept of professional sex clearly exists considering sex workers are a thing. And you will know that competetive sex is a thing if you watched at least one wildlife documentry.
THEY ADDED COMPETITIVE TO SEX?!?!?!
Oh boy i sure hope sex 2 will release and i also hope that it will get another update after 7 years
actually i think its 9 now
Sonic: What is love?
Shadow: *gives a real and philosophical answer*
Silver: BABY DON’T HURT ME!
Totally on point for these guys XD
0:09 Holy cow, Sonic.exe just called out his entire fandom. Amazing
Nah just straight fax
Thanks, this is mad funny. Your impression is bordering on discount Sonic with a 10$ microphone and actually Sonic lol.
"If we remove all laws, crime rate would be at 0%." has to be the smartest thing I have heard all day.
This is our year sonic
"2024 gonna be my year though"
that aged well
“I consider page 2 of Google search results the Dark Web!”
Wiser words have never been spoken..
Fucked up the year already. 2025 will be my year
Some are so funny I cannot feel insulted by any XD
This video is so offensive I can't send it in 2/3 of my main online haunts, I love it