Dogs vs. Wives: The HILARIOUS Pros & Cons
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- Get ready for a laugh as we dive into the hilarious debate of Dogs vs. Wives! In this entertaining video, we explore the pros and cons of having a furry friend compared to being in a marriage. From the unwavering loyalty and companionship of dogs to the challenges and joys of married life, we weigh it all out. If you're single and thriving or navigating the complexities of adult singles life, this video offers both humor and insight.
Whether you're looking for divorce advice, dating tips, or simply a good laugh, we've got you covered! Discover why many believe that dogs may just be better than marriage, and how pet therapy can bring joy to single men and women alike. Join us as we tackle the problem with marriage and celebrate the unconditional love that dogs provide. Don't miss out on this fun-filled comparison that is sure to resonate with anyone who has experienced both the ups and downs of marriage and the joys of dog companionship!
Tune in, share your thoughts, and let the laughter begin!
A dog will never lawyer up and serve you with papers.
No they won't ,also did you know, quote "they don't care if you come home smelling of other dogs, your good to go " 😁
@@oscarm.1417 True, but some of them should!
Unless you marry a dog....😂
🤣😅
Or take all your shit and turn you into a slave paying alimony and childsupport while alienating your children.
My dog died last May at the age of 17. I miss him more than I miss my soon-to-be-ex-wife.
Condolences on the loss of your dog. It rips my heart out when my pets die. The only thing more painful is losing a close relative or friend.
@@WTHenry2023 thanks, that's very kind of you.
@@Bwahzehdezooner
Whohurtyou, whydoyouhatewomen-
Just getting you used to the responses you’ll be getting from now on, anytime you talk about your situation.
@@Drizzly_Bear gee, you have such insight for a teenager.
@@Bwahzehdezooner
I appreciate your noticing.
Usually people like you only appreciate me while I’m puIIing out and giving you backshots.
I had a woman wanting to fix me up with her friend, but I explained I wasn't interested in pairing off with anyone. She responded with "What about companionship?" and I said "That's why I have a dog". She said "Now you're saying something horrible". I thought to myself that I could have told her the truth, that a dog is much better companionship than a woman.
Funny
Dogs don’t try to win an argument and make you feel guilty at the same time to try to include themselves into your state of affaires and steal your money. Quick advice: stay away of that particular one! Haha
All day long brother
you said the most horrible thing a parasite(her) can handle
@@visitorcat9153 the next question should be: "will the companionship come for almost free as long as it will last?" I she says "no" then, you could tell that you dont have the money to pay fo companionship.
A man will ask for a little loyalty and love..... Well only dogs will do that for men....
Exactly! What else do you need?
Dogs and cats for the win 😂
@@fearson7831 find me a cat that can help with hunting and detect criminals
💯 love from Dogs are the only other unconditional love a man will eve feel other than that of his mother if he’s lucky enough to have a good mother.
You see that in a few old couples. It's touching and heart warming to see that level of loyalty and care. But it must because those women were raised differently. I don't see that happening for most of us.
I’m nearly 50 and notice my s drive is becoming less. I’m quite happy about that, since it’s the only reason I communicate with women in the first place.
Without the s3x and intimacy, then what do you get out of a girl? Essentially a weaker, smaller, ultra low T man, that cannot control his emotions, gets easily envious, narcissistic, resource monster, demands special treatment, isn't that funny, conniving, deceiving, untrustworthy, manipulative, lazy guy. No man would want to hang out with a guy like that, but keep all his personality attributes and switch him into a very attractive female, and suddenly nearly all men want her, despite everything I listed, because of those s3x organs/overall physical sensuality (curves/slender hand/high pitch voice/etc)
with a people see that females have nothing to offer
@@jeejkee6471 honestly If women didnt have the option to give men sex anymore, we straight up would never communicate with them again. Anyone that says differently is lying to themselves.
why did god give women breasts? so men would talk to them.
I'm nearly 70 and same same.
Only problem with a Dog is they don’t live long enough!
"One of the most cruel things in nature is that dogs lives are taken from us so soon"
Not the exact quote but you get it.
@@Klendathu_HotdropRudgard Kippling.
Dogs live fully each day when given the opportunity, and by extension they add more life to our days too. So they pack in more in their shorter lives than the length of time they’re given would suggest.
Get a tortoise!!
@@comentario-ur8rd Get a Bonsai tree 🌴. It could last for hundreds of years.
Leaving a comment here so every time it’s liked I am reminded of this
I am not married yet
Quote from video , did you know "if you come home smelling of other dogs your good to go " .I 😁
Commenting just in case you forgot 😂
Remove the 'yet'
"Men complain about their wives". Dog owners don't complain about their dogs.
Isn’t that the truth?
@@john-griffin yep. Says it all, really.
I can’t tell everyone here how happy I am, but I no longer have a wife. It’s like having an anchor around your neck. Constant nagging, comparing, and criticizing. I went from coming home from work and getting serviced immediately, to barely getting anything.the best decision I ever made was getting two dogs. They’re actually more mature than most women. A dog will sacrifice his life to save you. Most women will leave you the second better option comes by.
You obviously never put her in her place because you never knew yours.
@@josephbischoff2469 modern scenario, putting in place = toxic, controlling. It's a failing institution.
100%
I'm actually glad I never married. There are women out there that tried to treat me exactly the way you were eventually treated while you were. And yet I wasn't even their past husband. I dumped them. It's amazing how many women will try to pull this in dating without a second thought, or considering what they are trying to pull. Once I resorted to friends with benefits or nothing (without mentioning to them), it's interesting how many women I could filter out. I even acted---without saying it---"I'm not your ex-husband. I'm looking for a lover." Yet several women still tried to enact their misery they "shared" with their spouse. In their own damaged way, it made sense to them instead of being a better person.
@@josephbischoff2469 I gave her a chance to change and when she didn’t I divorced her. Some people refuse to change their behavior
Women. Absolutely the best of times and the worst of times. Unfortunately, the longer you are together, the bad usually overshadows the good.
My wife gave me the best gift any wife could ever give, leaving me for another man. I still thank her to this day.
I'm jealous
I feel the same way. It took a few years for me, but now I feel blessed.
I know what you mean, I am so glad she left me. Life got sooooo much better.
The bad thing is there is always some other guy waiting to wife her up.
Men are territorial over their mates, and women are hypergammous.
I love your comments. You are honest and don't pull any punches. I've followed many Red Pill bloggers, and you are the most down-to-earth, reality-based advice guy.
Agree
A wedding is an expensive party for all of your friends. Not for you.
Thats what I said to my late wife someone just had a free meal on me and seen us get married but since then I haven't even seen or heard from them tight fisted ba.terds I said most of them where your friends not mine .
True dat. I had a great time at all my friends' weddings while they had a lot of stress.
Dogs are not driven by their emotions and hormones and zodiac signs etc but just instincts
Zodiac sign, haha. My dog is Aries.
I have 2 dogs. They are one of the best things that has happened to me. I adopted the first one as a puppy. She was born as an accident and would have landed in the pound. The second one we found on the street while out walking the first dog. I payed for the medical stuff, he got sterilised and put up for adoption. 😅 during the period I was taking care of him, he grew on me so I signed the adoption papers. Every day they lift my mood, dogs are great.
I wouldn't be without one.
ABSOLUTELY YES, 100% RIGHT, GET A DOG INSTEAD
In addition to all the benefits of companion dogs discussed, dogs don’t: become critical and demanding; get bored with your company; want a bigger house newer car, different furniture, more clothes and shoes; want to eat restaurant food all the time; look at their phone when you talk to them; make a sour face if you tell a joke; commandeer holidays to visit her relatives and then make catty comments about the visit all the way home; contradict, countermand, veto and undercut whatever you say; criticize, condemn, complain and correct; carp, nag, nitpick, find fault and compare, and act so suffocatingly consistently negative that you want to go into the bathroom, draw a hot bath, and open your veins.
@@javych37 you don't have to be married to experience that stuff. I have worked and unfortunately continue to work with women like that. I don't think it's just a certain type of woman like that or just being married. They all at some point on a continuous basis become like you described.
Wow, what a great comment! You have captured the essence of the boss babe persona.
Dogs are all what you say John, mine is two years and 6 months, Soo intelligent, runs with my bicycle, knows his left, rights, slows down, when I say, stops on a penny , gives me a high 5 of the paw, IAM 55 divorced, and I have never been this happy, Not just because of the dog,😊 motorcycle rides alone 😊 and campervan times with my dog,, 😊it's the fact I have peace of mind, like now it's 5 am in UK the day is mine, wandering the countryside today I think,, with me Dog happy days
In marriage, you pay a high price to have sex for free. Every four months. A married man needs a dog to keep him sane and that his wife has someone to love.
i actually prefer to be around my dogs than human relationships. Not a cost thing but a peace thing.
me too
More importantly I've learned really important things from my dog that I didn't learn from my own kind
he was my best friend and best teacher
There is a reason why it is said that dogs are man's best friend... because they are!
The only people that cape me sane in my 13 years of marriage where my 3 kids and my dog.
What is The Difference Between Your Wife And Your Job? In 5 Years Your Job Will Still SUCK (:
When I got home from work when I was married my ex was on my case as soon as I got through the door, I hated coming home. Now I love coming home. My dog sits in the garden and waits to see my car park outside the house. Every time I hear her barking, running down the garden path.
"Jimmy is home!" And she rushes to the front door to greet me and have tummy rubs. She is my world 🐕
I know how you feel! Thanks
I have neither. I like total freedom.
Once when I left my wife had the trunk open of the car putting bags in it when I came back out, my dog was hiding behind the bags in the trunk
I love my staffy, he'll NEVER leave me, abuse me, deceive me, get the government to steal my money dogs are beautiful great little video again mate
An average dog is better than most marriages.
What do you want for dinner? Dog: paroxysms of joy ....dinner ...oh boy ...we eat ,now ?! ....what are we having....can I have some of whatever you're having ,....more joy.
“And you come home smelling like another dog…no problem…you’re good to go.” Lol 😝
GOOD MORNING. I am reading the book What are Children for? by Anastasia Berg and Rachel Wiseman. WE love our dogs...........................no kids here
I love my friends and family's dogs; however, they are a lot of work so I adopted two cats who are brothers so they have company when I am out of town for a few days. They are low maintenance and great company.
I love cats due to the fact they are also independent and seek affection whenever they want.
Ever noticed that many women love having dogs in the house? They fart, and blame it on the dog. And I'm totally serious!
Doggie Style is my favorite! 🐶Woof
I own one dog and fully agree with everything You said.
Me, a 44 years old male, never married or even engaged. High possibility I was already heavy "red pilled" before that term was even born.
If most men think back to to the time before puberty, it was the happiest, simplest time in our lives, assuming we had a stable home life.
You are so right
Your poochies are adorable! Dogs open our hearts and make us fully human! Marriages traumatize us and turn us into numbed out zombies!
So true
A dog will chew on the BONE that you give it ALL day, and appreciate it. A wife, not so much!
That’s hilarious
I can have two dogs no problem, two wives NFW!
That’s hilarious
As an atheist, the only purely rational reason to have a female partner, is to have children! But, I have read and heard that on an average scale, a third of children are not the father's! So, pretty hairy being around women. Plus, all the carping!!!
In France they had to outlaw paternity testing services and French citizens caught using overseas or online paternity testing services can face up to three years in jail. They did this because the government said that it would break up too many families and deprive children of a father figure. But it also makes you wonder how many women are lying about their children's fathers. 🤔
@@prismbrandingrealestatebra6301 Woman is a synonym for lying. Thanks you for coming to my TedTalk.
Dogs are truly man's best friend.
And diamonds are a girl's best friend.
I'd say we got the better deal.
HA HA HA put both in a trunk, and see who is glad to see you, HA HA HA
Would much rather date a woman now with her own place and livelihood.
No in law dog worries 😅
All dogs go to heaven! All women go down there kids!!
"But women will be saved through childbearing-if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety." 1 Timothy 2:15
@@josephbischoff2469 Only after paternity test. "I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you." Friedrich Nietzsche
Dogs will always be happy when seeing you and they will be always faithful. You cannot expect that from most human beings.
Your soon funny, dog dies you get another dog,omg
Indeed, women are very expensive.
Being married doesn't make you live longer. It just seems longer.
Oh that’s hilarious. I love it.
We know women go mostly for men AT LEAST as financially well off as they are, and usually way more. But even if your GF makes good money, more than you do, and loves to buy gifts and all for you, it is expensive just because women like to spend all the time. It's crazy how they are habitual spenders. So even if you contribute say 40% you'd still be paying more than you would on your own, by a long ways. For trivial things that you wouldn't consider otherwise.
IIRC there are stats that show 80% of consumer dollars come from women. And we know it's not all their money! Same for State welfare programs and all, shelters, and on and on. Yet some feminists and media have to annoy us with their victimhood and "evil patriarchy" BS while they've never had it so good anywhere on Earth at any time in History! That ungratefulness is the #1 bad trait of modern women IMO. How can the "I don't need no man" find so little pushback?
Women are the prime consumers, that's right and we live in a consum-e-conomy.
You'll never see an advanced female thinkers living as a bum in a barrel.
Even a good marriage will go sour a good dog will never go sour. They will always love you unconditionally a woman will eventually cheat. I’m convinced that the most expensive piece you’ll ever get is the one you Mary I guess I’m just done with women and marriage sure enjoy your videos. Thank you.
Gordon Gekko”… and if you want a friend, get a dog”
Haha in this comparison dogs have much more upsides
Funny , tear in the eye Funny.
John is just spot on, as usual. The logic and humor are just spot on...I grew up with dogs. When I was sick in bed, the dog was on the bed next to me. Most important, dog spelled backwards is God !! so that's where the loyalty, and unconditional love come from...keep up the great videos, just so many issues I can relate too.
I do feel guilty eating beef jerky in front of my dog. I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m stealing his treats.
A simple test will help you decide,
Just lock your wife & dog in the boot of your car for approximately five hours,
When you open the boot of your car,
You decide which one is more pleased to see you😁
You’re welcome..
I completely agree, a dog is much better than a wife.
4) "people who meet up on a walk with dogs have great in-depth conversations with your wife not so much. 😂😂 " also did you know " if you sit around watching tv all day your dog won't care. " 😂😂😂 funny as fc ,great info and a instant classic. 👍
Dogs ultimately are better than most sheeple! It is very rare to get a real loyal human friend . But dogs are generally totally loyal from the get go!❤😊
but the dog lives so short...and then that terrible day comes and that part is scary and sad :(
I can bring another dog home and play with it, no problems, something my wife would get angry if I brought home another woman.
True
I disagreed John a good dog is better than a good marriage
First! 👍
John, brand new subscriber. Recently widowed. Lifetime dog person, presently dog less. Looking forward to my next pair of dogs! Before I go, brothers, John speaks the truth!
Thanks
Funny Guy…
Wish I Tried To Lock My STBX In The Trunk…
Divorce Might Be Sooner…!!!!
In addition to all the benefits of companion dogs discussed, dogs don’t: become critical and demanding; get bored with your company; want a bigger house newer car, different furniture, more clothes and shoes; want to eat restaurant food all the time; look at their phone when you talk to them; make a sour face if you tell a joke; commandeer holidays to visit her relatives and then make catty comments about the visit all the way home; contradict, countermand, veto and undercut whatever you say; criticize, condemn, complain and correct; carp, nag, nitpick, find fault and compare, and act so suffocatingly consistently negative that you want to go into the bathroom, draw a hot bath, and open your veins.
Dogs are faithful, respect your boundaries and committed.
If you put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car and drive around the block, who’s happy to see you when you open the trunk when you get home?
now no one has promised us it would be easy, having a good marriage requires hard work, love must be nurtured, we change over time, changes happen around us all the time. The fact that you get married has nothing to do with love as such, it is a society's obligation to "secure" it's your children but also later to secure the woman if the Man dies. Today it's a different story and in the present time it's about to change again both women and men work. In the part of the world I live in, it has become normal that you get divorced and remarried several times and you have yours and mine and our children, so it is a completely different setup to what it has ever been before. You should walk away from marriage legally and let love decide and the only thing that should be legally protected by law today are the children where the biological parents should at all times be held responsible for the children's well-being as long as they are under 18 years of age
My children begged for a puppy for 3 years from my their hard working 💪 depression riddled, zero sex drive mother. She said I don't want another child. I have to wake up and go go No to the dog.
Best decision I ever made getting a litte puppy to help my son and daughter deal with the emotional support when their mother moved out of the family home at the behest of her own mother and simp father. We are all so much happier with our new family member and companion. We take him everywhere on planes, hotels and vacations.
And I am certain he is more grateful 🙏 to me getting him upgraded to first class than my ketamin depression drug resistant ex wife. She would let my son and me move to economy seating while I gave her (and the monster in laws) my first class seats and never thank me or my son.
I had a wife the same with the same parents too
We had three dogs my wife left recently with two of them. I miss one that would hang with me the most when she was playing games ignoring me. But still have the one I got in my birthday 2 years ago.
Poll: Thumbs up if you enjoyed hunting with a dog.
Thumbs down if you enjoyed hunting with a woman.
A dog will never be ungrateful when your doing construction for free…
Dogs don't know how to write Honey Do lists and are fine with you always holding the remote.
Good add-ons for the next one
My dog of 2 years is soo much more fun than my ex hubby ever was,😂
Can your dog bring you soup when you are ill
@@janco333her simps will bring her sooup
@@andrewevans7992 true story
Not all bishes are created equal!
Got it!
All so true. Dogs are unconditional.
Both Ex#1 and Ex#2 came into their respective marriage with me with a dog. When they cheated and left me, their dogs stayed with me after the divorce. Both Exes knew that the dogs had a better relationship with me than they did with them. I think the dogs appreciated the masculine "pack leader" mentality that I brought to their lives. Both dogs were much better companions to me than their previous owners!
This tells you a LOT doesn’t it? Amazing anecdote right there…
Wouldn't say it's masculinity, we're just very similar as men lol. The dog is true and real, you are true and real, the exes were fake for the most part. She never had a bond or wanted to have one, it was just an accessory for her that looks good as puppy on gram pics..
beer is also better than woman
Reason 1: Beer always gives good head 😆
No wife. No dog. Happy !!!
After 26 years my wife & I have decided to get divorced. We get along ok & are still living together until our house is sold, but we’ve just completely drifted apart & are no longer in love, so probably best for us to move on. She has just been to Florida for two weeks to see friends. When she returned home yesterday she asked me, “What is the biggest thing that you noticed living on your own for two weeks without me here?” I thought about it for a bit then replied, “I guess I’m so surprised that a toilet roll will last more than 3 days.” I cooked my own dinner last night, & lunch today. It was worth it though lol. She is not happy.
"my wife and I have decided".... no, she decided because she wanted the divorce, right?
That is HILARIOUS! I got a serious laugh! Thanks
@@TheKarlslok no, I actually opened the conversation. This two weeks on my own has confirmed it’s the right decision.
I get you but I just put my 12 yrs old Labrador to rest and I’m very hesitant whether to get another. I’m 55. Grieving dogs is very tough.
I know, losing a dog is like losing a child or a best friend. It does help to get right back in the saddle with a new one. I wish you the best.
"...and THEN you get a new dog" 😂Thanks man, I really needed that laugh.... 14 years married, 2 beautiful kids (12 and 10), and my wife just divorced me - as in yesterday.
I'm still pretty dizzy and tear eyed. Trying to think about what I'm going to do, where I'm going to go, my kids..... damn, my kids... Shit. What a shitty situation.
Thanks for the video, great channel. Subbed
I’m glad you liked it
Losing your beloved pet is absolutely devestating. One of the few times a grown man will cry. It takes a long time to get over that loss, and you will never forget them.
That is the truth. You remember a good dog a lot longer than a bad woman that’s for damn sure.
Can dogs consent?😂
Apart from terminal illness, nothing is worse than a bad marriage. But on the opposite end of the scale, nothing beats a great marriage, but we'll have to wait for A.I. to perfect itself before we see enough of those.
That's great, thanks
10:45; The version I heard was locking them both in the garage all day. But ya. Dogs all the way! 🐶❤️
Other creatures are amazing too. Goats are actually pretty close to dogs in their affection and intelligence, especially if they are bottle fed as babies. 🐐❤️
The Trunk question is so "True"! Thinking about it, I may look for a Dog for myself. However, me and my Wife has been together for almost 30 years, I guess we have grown on each other. And yes, I married the "Right" woman who had put up with a lot of my BS through the years.
I had dogs over the decades and I never had to yell at any of them. I usually don't use voice commands at all, I always taught them signs (hand gestures). I view using voice already as an escalation step and so do they. If you are consistent with them, you'll have a great time. Dog behavior tells you a lot about the owner.
Most of the women i have dated like 9 out of 10 are on some psych meds
Imagine if they weren’t on the psych meds!
I can understand people like dogs. I have nothing against animals but I know I won't be able to look after a dog vet bills etc so I consider that unfair on the dog. However I see people now just my perspective that animals seem to replace human emotions which can be sad. Technically ideally all animals and humans should get along. Finally cats make me laugh because they dont give a shit 😂.
Dogs are great, but even the worse wife doesn't shed.
@@jc4evur661 she will shed your money faster than a sieve.
I'm 54, and I didn't possess the secret sauce, whatever that is, that leads to marriage and kids. From my own experience, I think most women are looking for an attractive bodyguard that works pro bono. If you don't fall into that category with your natural gifts, then you're invisible to most women. I like what John says about women caring deeply about what other people think. If you're not going to impress their friends, then again, you won't be considered for the job. And certainly in this day and age, with so many women entering the workforce, putting off marriage and children until after they've established a career, there is often just a narrow window of time for the right guy to come along. And historically, only about half of men reproduce anyway. Thanks John. You're thoughts help to console those of us who've never captained a boat and have no passengers.
Next video - “why dogs make better wives. We’re expecting! “
Anything is better than a *bad* marriage. The video could have easily also been “why my right hand is better than a bad marriage.”
I dog will accept you for who you are and can adjust to change… heck, as long as you’re happy.. their happy..
Another reason…..you don’t ever have to worry about your doggs mother nagging, giving advice or “moving in”!!!!!!!
I would never say this in polite society but ever since I was a little kid I was always amazed at how inconsistent womens behavior was. They would think one thing say another and then do a third. Their other female friends never found anything wrong with this inconsistency and often endorced it as normal. I learned at a young age that women think in 'survival mode' all the time where as the typical male only resorts to such ruthlessness when required.
A dog will be fearfully loyal regardless. A wife is like the Mexican saying “when hunger enter thru the door, love goes out the window”.
I agree with so much of this, even though I am in a good marriage, but there is a reality to deal with. Having a wife and kids is hard, frustrating etc...but there is nothing good in life that is easy, and I'm not sure you can say you have really squeezed all the juice out of your earthly existence if you don't have kids.
I hear you man. Raising a family is a very difficult job. I wish you the best.
Assuming, everyone make a good parent by default. There's a lot of people that just shouldn't have kids, including me. I never wanted them.
@@raketensven3127 dude I am a rubbish parent, and my wife is even worse ! Not many people are truly cut out for it especially with all of modern life's endless BS and admin. Still parenthood is lifes greatest challenge