Hungry For Power Games: Republican National Convention Edition
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- Julius and his pet weasel Caligula report from the 2016 Republican National Hungry For Power Games at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, where Tribute Trump is set to accept the party's nomination.
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Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"
Even as he was getting shoved off stage, he still managed to bash on Trump one last time. lol
lol that was staged
clearly staged XD
Doesnt have to be staged, he could have gotten kicked off by anyone and the joke would've still worked.
it was on a stage
yes obviously, but if it wasn't staged, he wouldn't have been kicked off
"I know I'm not supposed to be up here but neither is Donald trump!" 😂😂
Pure Comedic Gold!
I was dying lmao
how was that comic gold? That's a joke a 4th grader would write.
+chris71388 : Jealousy doesn't fit you well it seems..
TM Spironic
how am i jealous? And how was that joke funny?
"HAVE MATT LAUER WASHED AND BROUGHT TO MY TENT!" hahahahahahahahah
And the looks on their faces - ha ha!
Gold!
I love that part so much!
Could someone explain this to me? I'm not from the US and do not get the joke. :(
confessa Just curious, do you enjoy watching American shows?
I aspire to have the amount of confidence that this man has 😂
Its not confidence, its desperation. His views are plummeting quickly and they're just about ready to pull the plug on his show. He needed something shocking to put him into relevancy again.
where do you get your info from?
Um, source?
I did a crazy thing and looked it up. Kimmel and Colbert are pretty much neck and neck for second behind Fallon who has held first for quite a while. Colbert is "plummeting" in that he won the first week he was on the air, but since then both he and Fallon have pretty much just floated between .4 and .5 in second/third position.
Brenda R All their shows are plummeting dude. O'Reillys show is the most watched and it barely breaks a million. The only people watching any kind of TV anymore are old people who are largely Republican which is why all these shows are getting desperate.
This election is a train wreck and I'm not entertained anymore just disgusted.
Welcome to a 10 months ago when Donald Trump started gaining momentum
This election is getting liberals all nice and triggered and I couldn't be more entertained
F Fushko calling out racist homophobic sexist and other bigoted bullshit is called being "triggered" then YES I AM AS TRIGGERED AS THE BRIDE FROM KILL BILL, bitch. And I'll drink every Republican tear that falls whining about "political correctness"
+F Fushko I don't get how millions of Americans including republicans being displeased by this year's nominees is entertaining to you.
+sphinx onyx Holy shit this is a new record, all the liberal buzzwords in one! By all means, keep worrying about your useless social issues (ignoring the fact that we leave in the most decent societes ever) while this country's economy goes to shit because you keep electing useless liberals. Meanwhile, in Obama's oh so progressive America, whites and blacks hate each other more than ever because the media only reports police killing blacks, while ignoring the fact that whites get killed 3 times more by the police.
1:59
"Four score and seven years ago... That's good! Who wrote that?"
Melania i think
😂😂😂😂😂
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Winning
there have been alot of great comments in this comment section. but yours is definitely top 5. very well played lol
Stephen Colbert has some fucking balls.
I think he is the only one who has it at that place.
meh, no one was there yet and the security guard was an actor.
I mean this was awesome but not didn't take too much balls. Walking on stage in a nearly empty convention center where he was let in.
Remember the 2006 dinner Bush invited Colbert, without realizing he was satire? Colbert was amazing.
FutureMan
That was balls.
Balls of iron 😂😂😂. Colbert is a genuis.
Literally how?
Oh I get it. Its cuz Ted Cruz sucks, but you said his mom so that means his mom sucked harder. Funny!
Stephen has zero chill.
Millennials party of four? ah yes here you are...
and it's great!!! XD
That's part of what makes him so awesome ^^
and the same amount of fucks he gives about it
It's called hungry for power games for a reason.
Loved his interaction with Chuck todd
Chucky Wucky knows he's outclassed by a comedian who's twice as smart as he is.
That was amazing. Wish he'd done it in front of the actual crowd... on second thought maybe not lol
guns are allowed at the convention but no tennis balls so no harm i say! lol
what about guns that shoots tennis ballz D:
Or Tennis ball shape holder that hold guns D:
Hell I'm a republican, but I love Colbert
Yes guns, no whole fruit.
Chudy Ilozue Yea, I side with the people who have guns and not tree huggers.
As soon as he pretended to pass out during his speech I spit out a mouthful of rice and now I have bits of it stuck in the back of my nose.
Thanks Obama.
I made the mistake trying to drink a sip of water while he was telling the goatee joke...had to pause and clean my monitor :D
I actually didn't get that joke. Can you be a lamb? :D
+ravenkrofft pence is boring
Do you love green eggs and ham?
+Ryan Wang danke I didn't get it either
Colbert you fucking legend. Even as he was being pushed off the stage he wasn't embarrassed. That, is true confidence.
there was nobody except the camera guys there
no shit. the whole thing was staged. The security guy was an actor.
that was an actor... wow.
True stupidity
honestly the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I'm crying.
yes, funny indeed
Kudos to the Telemundo lady for not getting offended as fuck at the "burrow past the wall" and "I don't speak spanish" jokes.
That was a high-risk, high-reward joke attempt.
He probably walked up to her offscreen and asked if she'd be ok with it.
She did not look offended at all. She was laughing. Seriously?
If anything she looked nervous because she was about to be LIVE.
I think he told them he did comedy
I don't think Stephen Colbert has to tell anybody who he is
They took soooo long to get him off the stage. Hahahaa
Ohh that makes sense
Yeah, if it was real they wouldn't have let him be on the stage for so long before the security showed up to kick him off. And there would've been more than one guy.
im kinda sure they asked for permission but still funny + its even more free coverage
the DNC was much more strict
I guess that's one thing the RNC has going for them
+Adrian Duran Conservatives are more liberal these days than liberals.
I hope we never lose comedians like this. This kind of level-headed satire is the last bit of sanity anchoring us to a world that's rapidly falling apart.
AGREED.
He's not a comedian because he's not funny. His content is the same shit. His ratings are plummeted and he's desperate for attention and better ratings before they pull the plug on his ass.
i can't believe that let him in there
He's the highest profile celebrity they could get....
yep, even Chuck Todd was jealous.
They gave him full press credentials. Which is odd, because they have to know about the 2006 correspondent's dinner.
Trump hasn't banned him yet I guess.
He will after this
That may have been Stephens best show to date...
I thought he was funny till he said I know I'm not supposed to be up here but niether is trump. What a hypocrite. As much as I hate trump, he had every right to be up there. So Colbert doesn't like trump make fun of him all you want but that statement was just Anti-American. The trumpinator had every fucking right. What a spoiled mentality..
***** Well if I ruined it for you that means you agree! Sorry, ignorance is bliss and the truth hurts ! lol
***** Yep. Trump is a major asshole and is far from qualified in my opinion but there's one thing I hate more than anything and that's hypocrisy. Colbert and his leftist agenda bashing the inequality and unfairness for so many years and comes out saying something like that. It's the American way. It's our right as Citizens. Trump belongs up there because he's the fucking presidential nominee. Dumb-ass Colbert only wants righteousness when it fits his agenda.
That was some elite level satire, Colbert is a comedic genius.
Desperately need this after the lunacy of the RNC. Liberal or conservative, America deserves better than a convention where the blue haired guy from the Hunger Games seems the sensible one inside a circus of chaos and stupidity
Best speech given from the RNC!!
Yup, Ted Cruz just topped it
***** Agreed, that was golden.
"Four score and seven years ago..."
I dunno, Melania was pretty brilliant...
Yup, spoken like a true liberal.
+enrique cazorla *Authoritarian Marxist* is the correct term.
THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!!! He had a lot of guts doing some of the things he did. Kudos
How much guts does it take to show your credentials and do your job?
"And thus we shall hijack their mic, Caligula. We shall host the game!"
HAAAA LOLOL. i love the name CALIGULA lolol.
I saw the other videos where someone recorded him with an Iphone as he performed the skit. It was great.
***** and I believe I saw he high-fived Liz. good time.
I SCREAMED AT THE NORTH CAROLINA PART
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!! WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!
+Joseph Schmoe WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!?
OVER THERE! NEXT TO THE VENDING MACHINES!!!
LOUD NOISES!!!
Your life must be pretty pathetic if a state gets you excited. It's a state, time to move on.
OMG that is the funniest thing I seen coming out the RNC so far
That's because the RNC has never seen or demonstrated anything resembling humor.
But they tell the best racist jokes.
Yea way 2 funny lol
That's the good thing since everything else is horrifying and depressing.
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I will personally fight the 537 people who disliked this.
Fight me.
keep your toxic masculinity to yourself Daniel. You male pig
Fight me, you silly liberal (explicit derogatory term).
+PoliticsGaming you lose. or maybe you win.. stupidity wins a lot apparently.
Insults @ 2016.
"By eunuchs I mean Paul Ryan and Reince Priebus who clearly checked their balls at the door this election"
"The New Jersey delegation has saved one front row seat for Chris Christie to have the best possible view of the end of his career"
LOL I love it!
The thing that sucks about watching a video early is the only comments are those saying 1st, so I have nothing to read while waiting for the video to load
damn the video takes that long to load for you
i thought living is ukraine was shitty but woah there's people who have to wait for the video to load! life aint that bad after all
Yeah I'm a walmart employee so I get a discount on there phone provider, family mobile but it's the worst phone plan I ever had!!!!!
what is load?
+theArtofQueer lmao
"I know im not suppose to be here, but neither is trump." laughed me fucking ass off.
I swear, if I were physically present at that convention set-up, and I didn't know who colbert was, I would have been very confused and disturbed!
If someone was making those jokes I would still laugh my ass off.
If you were just at that convention you probably would have been very confused and disturbed.
what amazing segments for tonight: hungry for power games at rnc, the skit with jon stewart, and "the word"
Hopefully CBS takes note and steer more of The Late Show in that direction from here on out.
*****
Sure it will fear monger, you keep believing that.
***** i don't think the late show w/ colbert is heading left, it's just calling out people making fools of themselves. who happen to be republican
***** ??? What do you mean?
***** The roast. But in all seriousness, I don't mean all republican/conservatives are fools, but there are some pretty vocal ones.
That teleprompter bit shows a level of clairvoyance I'm not sure I'm comfortable with.
my thoughts exactly...
they have them everywhere...like literally everywhere. Trump doesnt use one tho.
Kappa.
+Atley Meow Kappa?
The Rageaholic or maybe he would sound like his wife with a teleprompter . US politics has never been so entertaining to me as a person from Europe.
"I know I'm not supposed to be up here, but let's be honest, neither is Donald Trump."
That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.......
This comment section should be good **grabs popcorn and some holy water**
This might just be my favorite Hungry for Power Games yet. Such savage, many wow
I'm a republican and I thought this was fucking hilarious
ditto
Me too
+nick spears Trump incoming xD
I feel terrible for your party XD
I actually don't think we are in that bad a way this election, sure Trump may not be... the ideal candidate, but I feel he has some good points on many subjects when you listen to him speak about the issues. LOL still can't wait to see the shitshow that will be Hillary\
Trump debates!
"i know im not supposed to be up here, but neither is donald trump."
lolololol!!! laughing so hard!
Colbert mocks the Republicans right to their faces like a boss!
The place was completely empty, you idiot.
Because if he tried to do it to Hillary, they would find him a week later after having an "accident" in the shower.
having committed suicide like the others with several shots to the back of the head
wut
parabola1212
look it up the clintons had people killed and declared them suicides... the worst was 2 boys who "fell asleeo on railroad tracks" for seeing the CIA drug running into Arkansas airport ever see a no name governer suddenly become president
Best Moment of the convention by far!! Awesome Job Colbert
As a Republican who absolutely refuses to accept Donald Trump, this was gold.
I can't say I like Hillary either, though. Oh it's all just so awful.
Get in line. We all feel that way.
Tony Stark I wish I could agree with you, that everyone thought like us. But then you realize, oh. There are Trump supporters. They actually exist.
Oh.
As a Democrat, I don't like Hillary either :-/ Many on both "sides" don't feel like there's anyone that has a shot at winning represents them. Gathering around Gary Johnson seems like the best option... I at least agree with him on social issues, and the worst that could happen is support is pulled from Trump to him.
Lifelong Democrat here, and miserable I have to vote for Clinton. At least she isn't going to turn the presidency into a TV show.
Trump's supporters are mostly blue collar workers who feel the Republican party will protect their money as soon as they win the lottery.
This video is the best video ive seen in a looooonng time
so true!! political satire at its absolute finest! be ius work. sooooo funny, sadly, so damned true.
It's pretty clear from that that the "secret service agent" was part of the bit. Especially the timing. Funny that the leak made everyone think he was really escorted out.
The Telemundo lady was so nice! She was even getting ready for her show, but let Stephen joke around with her. I hope she had a good clip for her show after that!
As always, Colbert is amazing! He should be running for president.
I would vote for Colbert if he run for President.
I'm surprised they let him past the metal detector because this man has brass balls.
Great to finally see a proper tv version of this as opposed to that front row video camera that someone had posted of him storming the stage, great stuff! Can't believe Colbert was't nominated for an Emmy this year, he deserves it!
Colbert's Caesar Flickerman is spot-on! Gotta love the double eyebrows!
Damn Stephen! xD You have some serious balls dude. Most people would run or be worried that guard was gonna taze them.
Don't worry, he's white.
It was staged, and this was before the convention even started the arena was almost empty so no, he doesn't have balls.
RadicalBlade I'm talking about the part where Stephen pushed back to keep talking about how Donald Trump isn't supposed to be up there either.
Please don't race bait
askjiir Shut up askjiir.
I am hungry for and end to the failed 2 party system. #nomore2partysystem
Agreed
Elijah Canfield Right on. Check out No More 2 Party System
A naive desire. Changing that would require changing the constitution.
dominiccafaro How so?
in order to have multiple parties, we need a system that allows a third party to replace one of the two major parties. that is hard because this parties can't compete with major parties due to funding and recognition. also people are reluctant to choose a third party over the major party because of the chance they lose to the enemy party because of ticket splitting.
you mofos better get stanley tucci just once for one of these skits or I riot in my own living room.
Tucci was in one months ago...
Brady Snyder yeah but not in full attire.
He already did
Angela Is here yeah but not in full attire.
They actually had him one in one of the skits. I forgot who dropped out though but he did show up in one of them.
"Male, female, and mystery date" yep, that's Washington.
It's been almost 6 yrs but I still rewatch these Colbert gems and laugh every time.
A Republican on my local talk radio said: "It's absurd that they would either allow a man with blue hair and eyebrows on stage to speak or not notice him until they did." Then of course you had the two dozen callers using the "Well Trump has orange hair and eyebrows and he's allowed on stage..." line, but what was funny was the host saying "Screen these fu... I'm sorry, these... uh... FRICKING calls, Lisa!" and then having to apologize every five minutes there after for saying "fricking."
By the way, I listen to that shit because I live in a very red state and that's all the talk news I can get that time of day.
What's the hlahow called sounds funny
Caligula is like a cat version of Gollum
mixed with a ferret
I thought it was Trump's spare haircut brought to life to spread the ministry of love, acceptance, restoration and that his hands are bigger than Rubio (no, not Rubio's hands, simply Rubio)?
Caligula is a weasel.
I can't tell if that security guard getting Colbert off the stage was real or not
It was real!
I think he was an actor. It looks like he's just mouthing words. If he was actually saying anything, I'm pretty sure his voice would have been picked up by the mic.
It was probably coordinated.
Yeah, not real, but it doesn't matter.
The speech is probably dubbed later. I doubt the mic would be on before the convention starts.
1:58 Looks like the first draft for Melania's speech.
OMG! This is fantastic!! Best episode so far!!
Truly a National treasure.
the only consolation of a Trump presidency ("sorry I just passed out") will be the brilliance of Stephen Colbert.
if this was trevor noah or larry wilmore the secret service guy would've shot him 17 times as soon as he went on stage
The security people are the only professionals in that place so no. I think you are confusing them with the liars and hypocrites, that are also going to be there
oh drop it, that's so sanctimonious. Wait, I'm on liberaland, it's the typical culture. As you were.
Just made my day with this comment by Spectre :D
***** Well glad to help :)
Was that a real security guy? I thought it was another Colbert setup.
Oh my fucking god. I wasnt ready for this :D He is king. Everyone bow down to Colbert
Lol thumbs up to you Stephen Colbert. You are amazing!!!!
Man, this guy has some balls! Well done, Stephen!
I know I'm not supposed to be up here but let's be honest either is Donald trump lmao I love Stephen Colbert
This. This is the Colbert that we all love and want. Please Stephen unleash this Colbert more often please.
I *died* laughing when he put the weasel on Chris Christie's chair! Ahahahaha XD
Colbert had So much fun making this skit. He was all smiles and bursting with glee. "So much material! What to say first?!"
this was the greatest thing I've seen a show host do in a while
Sir,
You are truly amazing.
And may the odds be ever in your favour.
Stephen is fucking savage
The best line: "*head desk*"
Where's Jon? You promised us!
The prince that was promised.
2 minutes before your comment, the first clip of jon stewart was uploaded.
"i know i''m not supposed to be here but neither is Donald Trump"-truer words have never been spoken
that's the Colbert I use to know! :)
Donald J.J.J. Trump: "I need pictures! Pictures of E-mails!"
Two minutes after the video and I still can't stop laughing... Imagine him at a serious convention like that in his wig and those clothes and a weasel.
3,229 Drump fans have no sense of humor unless it's Drump giving someone a 4th grade nickname.
it wasn't that funny.
Not for a tea-bagger...
I am a republican and that gave me a grin... :) It wasnt like he was all out slandering turmp, is was like goofing around and getting a laugh in than a political statement
I have watched this so many times and I can't stop loving it! Go, Stephen, go!
...Was that real security at the end?
yes.
Apparently it was from what I've read.
from a cellphone video it seemed like yes, that was real security lol.
If you are talking about the person at the end, he was clearly not a real security guard, and that bit was staged.
No it was part of the act, but very convincing.
Holy crap! Colbert FINALLY got his groove back!
Oh, how I've missed this!
SC barbecue > NC barbecue
:p
You have a mean chihuahua
You shut your damn mouth. Lol.
Damn... Colbert has some balls there. Had all of the politicians been at the convention at the time, he'd have been shot while he was up there.
An unforgettable weekend Caligula and Steve.
Your so much fun!
That ending is just fucking great.
that looked so befitting (stephen in his costume with the whole stage decor)........it was kinda scary (?)
haha when he blacked out I lost it.
This is brilliant. I haven't laughed so hard in forever. Dammit, I hate the world but people like Colbert make me want to see it through to the bitter end.
"I'm not supposed to be up here but neither is Donald Trump" Hahahaha, brilliant Colbert!
"...have Matt Lauer cleaned and brought to my tent..." I think I hurt something internal I laughed so hard.
I know I'm not supposed to be up here but let's be honest neither is Donald trump lmao I love Stephen Colbert.
ahahahahahah
He named the weasel Caligula! PERFECT!
lol the MAD Balls on this guy!
I wish I could like this video a million times. This is fantastic. lol
man i love colbert. one of the most comedic guys ive ever watched
I live in the uk bit this show is my favourite 😂😂😂
What was the point of mentioning UK?
Because 1 i wanted too. And 2 this show is from USA
+Siddhaant Gandhi What was the point of that question?
+Stoney Lonsome British politics is boring we have a new prime minister this week but no one seems bothered. But in America you have trump and he is been taken seriously so it's very entertaining to me
+Stoney Lonsome wrong Obama is. That's why we are getting attacked all the time. Never got attacked while Bush was President after 911
Seven years later, this is still hilarious.
"Look! I know i'm not supposed to be up here but neither is Donald Trump." still here crying lmao
If the show's ratings doesn't improve during the Republican and Democratic Conventions, then Colbert is out of the late night game.
He beat Falllon and Kimmel last month.
its not hard to beat Fallon
Lol Trump supporters are stupid as fuck... It's staggering
Ye tf are u talking about lol
actually yes it is. Despite how much we all loathe Fallon, he's got a large following that loves to watch his celebrity skits and he's been #1 in late night for a long time.
THAT TOOK SOME MASSIVE BALLS, STEVEN. You are USA's hero!