@Jsslade I'll try, but I may be a little rusty. Rolli almost walks off a building: Rita invited Rolli to a party at the top of the building so Rolli obliged but it was foggy so he couldn't see where he was going. Right as he was about to fall, he got a call from Rita asking him where he was since he was late. The creepy voice: Rolli and Rita were in a haunted house at a carnival and got scared by the creepy voice. Blackface Rolli: Rolli and Rita were making pancakes but Rolli messed up the recipe and it exploded in his face, leaving his face charred as a result. Whipped cream innuendo: I think this was also in the Pancake episode, but I'm not 100% sure. Rita was trying to put whipped cream on her pancakes but lost control and got whipped cream all over the kitchen. The "Rolliiii" at the end was Rolli's mom getting mad at him. Bowling come-to-life: Rolli and Rita were playing bowling and, while trying to bowl, Rita accidentally flung her bowling ball into the wall of the building, resulting in the hole in the wall which she and Rolli escaped through. How the pins and balls came to life was never mentioned. Beach scene: Rolli and Rita were too busy jamming to a song they liked to hear an announcement warning everyone to get off the beach due to an oncoming thunderstorm. As a consequence, their umbrella got struck by lightning, which resulted in both of them getting electrocuted and being charred as a result. Bonus: Dick is German for fat, so Rita looked in the funhouse mirror and said, "I look fat!" which was probably poking fun at teenage girls who are self-conscious about their figure.
Remember,feel lucky when you survive a lighting strike,not because you're alive but because you can say whatever you want on Twitter and still make everyone agree with you
What do you mean by "it never aired"? It was shown as segments in one of those German learning school programs they used to stick on during the day...teachers would record it onto a blank video cassette and stick it on in class to torture kids like me as a learning exercise lmao
Here’s a summary I would do for the series First of all we have these two German people one named Roli with blonde hair and one named Rita with spiky porcupine hair and they do all sorts of things but the thing is Rita is on some sort of drugs she’s😮 crazy and her friend roli wants to compete suicide because his life is terrible and he ends up dropping his phone he does not want to do anything else so you have to stick around with Rita and her things that she does and she also has a snake does not like when they’re trying to figure out math problems because it explodes her house. Also it’s ich bin dick
![The grim life of Rolli Schmidt (Hallo Aus Berlin) [all Rolli und Rita skits]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZPpO1Qjnpls/mqdefault.jpg)
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rolli and rita is one of the only shows that still doesn't make sense with context
@Afrodyta S I see. A polish person
the “NIEN! AaAaAh!” with the black screen really got me 🥲
@@yummytoesies3843 LMAOOO
Rita:Aaahhh~
@@justass1212 rita couldve screamed, no, she just had to moan
The funny thing is that I know the context of all of these.
Same...
Same
Same😩
Same 😟‼️
@Jsslade I'll try, but I may be a little rusty.
Rolli almost walks off a building: Rita invited Rolli to a party at the top of the building so Rolli obliged but it was foggy so he couldn't see where he was going. Right as he was about to fall, he got a call from Rita asking him where he was since he was late.
The creepy voice: Rolli and Rita were in a haunted house at a carnival and got scared by the creepy voice.
Blackface Rolli: Rolli and Rita were making pancakes but Rolli messed up the recipe and it exploded in his face, leaving his face charred as a result.
Whipped cream innuendo: I think this was also in the Pancake episode, but I'm not 100% sure. Rita was trying to put whipped cream on her pancakes but lost control and got whipped cream all over the kitchen. The "Rolliiii" at the end was Rolli's mom getting mad at him.
Bowling come-to-life: Rolli and Rita were playing bowling and, while trying to bowl, Rita accidentally flung her bowling ball into the wall of the building, resulting in the hole in the wall which she and Rolli escaped through. How the pins and balls came to life was never mentioned.
Beach scene: Rolli and Rita were too busy jamming to a song they liked to hear an announcement warning everyone to get off the beach due to an oncoming thunderstorm. As a consequence, their umbrella got struck by lightning, which resulted in both of them getting electrocuted and being charred as a result.
Bonus: Dick is German for fat, so Rita looked in the funhouse mirror and said, "I look fat!" which was probably poking fun at teenage girls who are self-conscious about their figure.
I like it how they run every time from their responsibility away
that's a mood
Relatable
Tf you expect me to do when being chased by bowling pins?
@@samtheman7849 LMAO
@@samtheman7849 Like can we even be sure the whole series isn't a drug trip?
You shoulda done the bit where a snake fucking explodes Rolli's house
The what
@@potatoe-master191 if you go to the video "the grim life of rolli Schmidt" watch the skit that starts at 1:23 and you'll see
@@potatoe-master191 its in the second episode
Ikr
Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love how every episode ends halfway through
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
I think about Rolli and Rita every day no joke
Kinda creepy but i like the show just as much so i can't judge
@@themasterofswag69420 it is a bit creepy but i cant help it :(
same
@Unknown • 31 years ago i find it extremely odd that you keep choosing 31 as a random number. which country are you from?
@Unknown • 31 years ago hmm, that was a bit unexpected. anyways that doesnt matter
0:11 HIS SCREAM-
Ahawnhaaahhhh
Ą̶̡͉̥̹̃͗͊͒̄͜͝ͅĄ̷͈͇̆̊̄̕Ą̷̧̥̰̤͔͍̤̥̩̗͕̬͚̻̪̠͓͚͙̈́̀́̔̅͗̄̽̔́͂̌̄͝À̷̧̧̛̛̪̜̯̘͙͈͙̫̓̓̅͑̄̽͜Ą̵̧̡͉̹̣̗͉̖̯̣͙͓͉̝͒̈́̊͘A̵̧̨͎͇̠̫̰͖͔͙̻͙̠̖̭͙͖̹̽́̿͆͑̍͆͆̒̌͋͐̓̀̈́͑̽͝ͅĄ̶̮͈̲͙͈̲̆̃̇̄̊̋̃̈́̕͠͠Ȁ̴̡̨̟̫̥̼͕̱̞̺̙̣̝̹͔̱̺̾͋̄̑̄̿̊̓̂̿͜A̶͎͕͔̗̍̾̄̎̅H̴̛̝̠̯͈͇̓͂̎Ä̶̖́̊̐̾́̈͌̓̍̆̓͘͝À̴̢͍̱̱͎͒͗̀͌̎͌͐̂̌Ȧ̷̡̢̝̮̫͕͕̪̙̬̹̘̹͜A̷̯̼͍͚͛͒̀͑̔͂́́͋̀̚̕̚̕͘͘͝͠Ą̵͙̙̯̠̗̰͓͆̾͗̊̐̓́͛̾͘͜A̷̛͖͚̘̼̩̦̜͖͎̦̦̤̭̫͆̏̈́̎̅͂̈́̈́͒̆̓͊̈́̓̿͒͋À̸̢̢̲̱̝̩͙̰͔̤͗̀̏͋͆͒͗H̵̢̩̭͓̤̲̥̪͉̣͂̓̀̃̚͘͝
rolli:a
Voicecrack=P A S T I N F I N I T E
Sounds like Og Loc
as a German, I'm so confused and asking myself "Why does this not getting continued?"
I KNOW RIGHT. cant believe they cancelled the show after 10 episodes 😭😭😭
@@yoro__33 It's a mini-series.
@@macbarrpup2451 im miserable now
@@galaxyviola5408 0:12
@@macbarrpup2451 LMAO
The fist clip though ROLI IS ABOUT TO COMIT SUCIDE
Rolli has a big sad
@@vanilaaw and cat
@@themasterofswag69420 eine große katze
@@yoro__33 Rolli has a legendary
Große Katze
Oh no
YES THE MEME IS COMING BACK THE FANDOM ISN'T DEAD
That is my whole motivation for learning deutsch
I JUST FOUND THIS FANDOM WHICH MEANS IT'S GROWING
@@KiaraClaw heck yeah!!
IT NEVER DIED, WE ARE IMMORTAL
THERE'S A FANDOM
Lesson learned: in any uncertain situation just roll credits
I don't fear death......
But I fear Rita and Rolli
you better do.
They're gonna break into your house at 3 AM and sing in german
nice pfp
@@themasterofswag69420 I CHOKED ON MY SPIT- 😭😭😭
0:12 Rolli fears death
0:21 the black screen REALLY doesn't help 👀
Oh Jesus, the sound Rita makes. What the absolute fuck. It sounds like a moan.
OH THEY FWAKIN
@@MeneerMattie yeh they do
@@MeneerMattie and here I thought rolli looked a little gay but looking at canon hes wITH RITA FUCKING-
@@MeneerMattie OH MY GOD
0:21 0:37 wha
This is what german cartoons looks like
I'm the newest generation of Rolli und Rita fans. The meme will never die.
0:42
They should’a have thought that through.
0:26 is straight up blackface
oh my god
nO-
@@dryice2.031 “Top 10 Disturbingly Racist moments”
rOLLi 😢
0:19 the long pause before the “ *_…NIEN_* “ really sells this to me
0:44 Rolli's mom:ROLLI
That was his mom?
Rolli's Mutter in pain
@@santuyajawoyy2589 yes
0:12 I CAN'T BREATHE
@Lena Golovach ☠
@Lena Golovach .
Remember,feel lucky when you survive a lighting strike,not because you're alive but because you can say whatever you want on Twitter and still make everyone agree with you
Lmfao
lmao, i love how most of the fandom isnt german at all.
По факту :з
It was made by the BBC for teaching German
Rolli und Rita is just a short i sert in "Hallo aus Berlin"
1:22 rita body shamed herself 🤔
you’re right
she ain’t fat 😩🤚
ich bin dick
It’s bc of the window shaped weird
1:04 why does this atmosphere feel so goddam depressed
Rolli and rita were singing about cream
@@gamma-ray2024 wwhat cream
@@mlsbased shaving cream
hilfe hilfe
0:23 lookin kinda sus
me as a german kid who growed up with this funny shit,knows the whole context😬✨
What’s the e word?
@@KTSMORI ein
*grew
Englisch ist mein Lieblingsfach
this whole show feels like a fever dream
0:38 THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME
what i love about the first episode is that they run away after hearing "hello, what is your name?"
0:12 aHaAaAAAA
Best scene
𝐸𝑛𝑑𝑒
THE AMOUNT OF JOKES YOU CAN MAKE FROM THESE CLIPS…
The best part in the whole series 0:32
This is my kindom come
come
People who get it = 😳
People who don't =
Cu
German class is the only class where I could write the word Die and dick (depending on the lesson of course) on my paper and get a nice 88%
Rita: aber... Ich bin DICK!!!
Rolli: Haha! Du bist dick! Und ich bin auch dick!
As a german, it took me a while to realise the joke in "ich bin dick"
THE BLCKFACE JUMPSCARE HELP
Twice
STOPSDDHDHD
0:49 bowling alley screens when you strike
😧😧😧
I’m a Rolli kinnie honestly
who isn't?
That hairstyle is cute af 😩
and me
Same sis
@@vanilaaw cute.? Ohhh righttttt, wave boys
0:35 kids and adults will be laughing for diffrent reasons
FR
0:42 "ugHHhgH..rolliiiiIiIi"
rolli stole ritas eyebrows.
i shall make him pay for his crimes.
0:17 why does it sound like he has smoken 5 packs of cigarettes
NOOOOO-
The rolli und Rita fandom is coming back !
The animation and voice acting in this show is awful and i absolutely love it
Maybe awful but it's so awful that it becomes a masterpiece.
its funny how every episode end with something bad lol
It’s actually a BBC cartoon that never aired so its British
It's german
@@TheDankBoi69 but made by BBC
@@TheDankBoi69 it’s british, but they are speaking German
What do you mean by "it never aired"? It was shown as segments in one of those German learning school programs they used to stick on during the day...teachers would record it onto a blank video cassette and stick it on in class to torture kids like me as a learning exercise lmao
Впервые натыкаюсь на этот мультик, и это прекрасно
The "Halo" in the second video sounded like the "Ichi Ni San Nya Arigato" deep voice remix
0:22 I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS BUT WHAT DID THE ALIEN DO
WHY DOES ROLLI KEEP MAKING WEIRD ASS SOUNDS I CANT ANYMORE
It was Rita
SO THE DEMON GUY JUST ASKS ROLLI WHAT HIS NAME IS THEN IT CUTS AND WE NEVER FIND OUT
0:37 this is my kingdom come
NOT THAT MEME I FORGOT ABOUT IT 😭🤚
0:15 is just 💀
This is the world you destroy anytime you play a katamari game. Destroy it without mercy.
0:32 😟😟
IKR YOU DONT EVEN SEE THE CAN 😭😭✋ BAHSBDBHSHDHDJDJX
It’s cream 😬
The beginning made me laugh (PS: DON'T JUMP FROM THE ROOF, BAD IDEA! ROLLI!)
1:07 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT THIS PART-?
or 1:22 *she literally bodyshamed herself* 😭🤚
Top 10 Disturbingly Racist moments:
BRO.. ROLLI KEEPS COMMITTING BLACK FACE HE'S GOING TO BE CANCELED 😩
@@flaiirenn quickly hide this before the twitter mob finds it!!
00:31 from the episode Rolli and Rita explain the Red Light District
What 😂😂😂😂
The fact that this cartoon made me learn german
I have no idea what they are talking about but it sounds funny and i love it
the show doesn't even have context in the first place
0:55 They're running from nothing
1:26 the captions:
"its been thick"
Paru-paru! Your comment is now..5 MONTHS A
Rolli looks a lot like my younger cousin and that concerns me
The lightning got us ngl
0:26 Rolli done switched sides
rita's scream was kinda su-
0:22 the m0an💀
0:34 WTF? xD
Don't judge, it'll get worse
its Sour cream. Nothing else. I promise.
@@aestheticcockroach br i love ur pfp owo selever
@@akadaycore8317 yea
COOM
The first clip is.sad
Rolli needs to calm down a bit- his dance moves were enough-
0:40 me when your mom
When the homies come over: 0:30
lmaooo they're so silly
0:20
0:35
rolli and rita are such great friends
as a spanish person with 0 idea of german i can confirm this makes 0 sense.
but shit’s still fire
I can understand most of what they say and this show still doesn't make sense
but it is fire
Julio y Julia wants your location
Love how Rolli does blackface twice
0:23
Did- I-
0:38
what the
kinda sussy
0:38 *c ü m*
LMAOOOO THE BONUS PART LOOLLL ahashashsah
0:23
0:39
?
1:10 bro is gonna get canceled again
Rolli und rita has context
its 4:09 AM and im watching this h e l p
looks like... Popee the performer
Bro don’t get into that
Ah the psychopath clown show... Ilike it
Rolli commits multiple acts of black face
[Music]
swansea
[Music]
hello what is
it
[Music]
hmm
[Music]
back here
[Music]
It’s been thick
no more brians pollicy 0:10-0:11
0:40 that's sus
rolli scares me. his face is nightmare fuel.
0:05 Rolli! Jump off the building! 😂
0:02 WAS HE ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE
WAS HE GONNA JUMP IN THE FIRST ONE HOLUP
When rolli wa son the roof I thought he was gonna commit suicide
In the first one did he just commit suicide?
@nexus makes sense
@nexus (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
@nexus wait what--- really?
@@makallouxd833 th-cam.com/video/BMbi2Xnc3i8/w-d-xo.html this is what is being referenced to you and anyone else who is curious
@nexus no 💀
0:39 HAHAHAHHA HELP
*cream noises* **sigh** _"uhh ohhh.,,.,. rolli :D"_
This makes me happy to have learned German in a German school.
WHY'S EVERYONE SAYING "NIEN" IT'S "NEIN"-
0:17
ꁝꋬ꒒ꄲ
0:11 roli sounds french.
As a french, I'm totally agreeing with you
Here’s a summary I would do for the series
First of all we have these two German people one named Roli with blonde hair and one named Rita with spiky porcupine hair and they do all sorts of things but the thing is Rita is on some sort of drugs she’s😮 crazy and her friend roli wants to compete suicide because his life is terrible and he ends up dropping his phone he does not want to do anything else so you have to stick around with Rita and her things that she does and she also has a snake does not like when they’re trying to figure out math problems because it explodes her house. Also it’s ich bin dick
0:30 what are they doing
0:40 ok now l know
UNd EIne GRoßE KAtZe