Brother, I don’t know what sick town ya from but I’m 54 and have never heard any Aussie meming or making fun of any School Yard Shootings. We just think your GUN LAWS ARE STUPID.
Damn straight, it's not a funny topic to begin with, we generally care about it, and we feel for all the families who have lost their loved ones because of it, the only thing Aussies talk about with that is why haven't they sorted the gun issues, that's it, if anyone finds that funny at all, come meet my crocodile friend, he wants to have a quick yarn with ya.
Kiwis and Ozzies talk like this because we can,we relentlessly take the piss out of each other But when it comes right down to the Nitty gritty we got each other's back in a fight especially with a bloody pom
There are jokes about guns...mild ones. But there aren't jokes or mocking about school shootings; it's too serious. In fact, it sorta feels like we take shootings that occur in the US more seriously than people in the US do. Cheers from MelbourneAust.
@kellymaher3355 Well , Americans do have the Right to Arm Bears, so , like Lou Reed says in The Last Great American Whale, But sadly one thing more , Some local Yokel member of the N R A , kept a Bazooka in his living room , and , thinking he had the old Chief in his sights , Blew the Whales brains out with a lead Harpoon , Last Great American Whale, ,What was it NED said , sè Là Viè , he was right onto it . R . Cheers
I remember the NASA jokes, and Steve Irwin jokes. Still, I’ve never heard a school shooting joke. Then I watched the video, and we joked about the Chamberlain’s continuously.
Rubbish. The Australian working-class is the most conformist and exclusive group of xenophobes. You can't e jist any kind of man or woman at a working-class bbq.. you can't be different.
My wife, who is from the USA originally but is a proud Australian of about 25 years now, likes her vegemite. She considered it a duty to learn, so she started with a small spread on her toast and gradually worked up from there. Like any proper addict ...
I actually ran out a couple of weeks ago! Couldn't believe it! Pestered the drivers in the house until one went to get some so I could have my Vegemite on toast for brekky😂
@@darrynreid4500 lol maybe. Takes a while to use a jar though. I've warned the culprit they better not use the last and not replace it again or they're out of the family! Even put the empty jar back in the pantry! The nerve....
Its like Americans say they live in a free country to compensate for the fact that it actually isnt. Australians are free but we dont need to talk and shout about it all the time, we just are
@@xyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hahaha the delusion is staggering. Australia....The country that just virtually banned free speech??? Free?? Hahahahahaha. Okay.
I Backpacked North America for 8 months, camping in my tent in the Alaskan and Yukon wilderness right through to Mexico. I must say that your animals are far more dangerous than Aussie ones. Everything wants to eat you over there! Bears, cats, wolves, etc . I don't have the same fear in Australia, even after spending time around crocodiles, it's fairly easy to stay far enough away from harm.
F*ck Yeah, who gives a f*ck, if people don't like how we talk, then f*ck em, go live ya life getting offended by words made up of letters from the alphabet, doesn't make sense being offended by words, basically sounds coming from your mouth lol, I mean really?, people need to pull their heads in, come to Australia if you wanna enjoy life to the fullest, not worry about what to say or what others will say, her in Australia, just f*ckin say it, hey guess what, i'm a c*nt, and f*ckin lovin it.. : ) I will throw ya my car keys, go to the bottle shop and bring back some drinks, so we can party, until the kangaroos come over and says where's mine?
As a Kiwi we love the buggers over the ditch, always cracking a joke and 100% legit say it as it is. Yeah we got sheep, but there's no sheep shagging plus was it an Australian that invented gumboots??
@christineottens6007 Cheers m8, as we say we're the boys that drink the dozen, we're the boys that does the cousin LOL. Keep being awesome, gotta love Australia. Thanks from a little Kiwi.
Nope. I get around Australia quite a bit. I've never heard an Australian make a joke or laugh about school shootings, or any other. We had our national shooting tragedy and we banned the purchase of unnecessary and unlicenced firearms. It's really that simple America. Yes we have criminals who still use illegal firearms but our shooting numbers are very low, and mostly confined to intergang or crime family violence.
Yeah now let’s talk about eshays and knife violence… ya know there’s a law now where police can search you for no reason just in case you have a knife? Josh’s law or something like that cuz a kid got stabbed to death…
'We' didnt ban anything, the government took them through threats of heavy fines & jail and made it difficult to continue to own a weapon. All the buy back did was create a huge black market of weapons, increase statistics on home break-ins and take power from citizens to defend themselves against tyrannical over reach which is where Australia is already headed.
Is that all it did? @dagoelius What about the decrease in mass shootings. It did that. We haven't had one since port Arthur. It's a little more difficult to own a gun but not impossible its just harder to own the unnecessary ones. I have many guns all legal and I use them a lot. I'm unsure why anyone needs a semi or full automatic weapon for anything ever.
@@dagoeliusyeah keep cryin american, we’re happy livin in a shooting free country. Also tf u talkin about? Why do u americans think u need guns to defend yourself against the government? 💀 this is the problem with yall, you rely on weapons. Us aussies tell our government to stfu and then we just ignore them, simple as.
You are well versed on Australia. Aussies don't care about anything and if we do it's for a short amount of time. E.g politics we will vote once every often only to avoid the fine 😅
Kangaroos can grow huge! The smaller ones you often see are Bush Wallabies. You find those in the zoos for tourists to pet as they are much safer. Kangaroos only attack if cornered or threatened. Like any other wild animal would. We don’t laugh at your school shootings. We cry for the loss of the kids who never got to grow up and become who they were supposed to be. And we feel for the parents who have lost their babies. Can’t understand why your politicians allow it to continue.
The small kangaroos are Western or Eastern Grey Kangaroos(which are in the Melbourne zoo) and Antilopine Kangaroo, there are differences between kangaroos and wallabies. Male Red Kangaroos can grow pretty large and can be aggressive.
As a proud Australian, I absolutely loved Foster's when I was a drinker. A frosty crisp one straight out the bottleshop fridge, because you'd always know it would be super cold for being in the fridge the longest out of any beer.
It's good to hear JPs (for a change) that we Australian's live a pretty laid back lifestyle/free (we do!). According to some American journo/youtubers we are living in a Big Prison?!! We're not. We have our problems like anywhere else, but all n' all Australia is Awesome! Hope you will visit oneday👍
Perhaps you might reflect on what was happening to some of your inhabitants during the pandemic. Or how you cannot express yourselves freely, your ridiculous cost of living, the slow and steady eradication of any rights or freedoms. And you will never be able to resist in any meaningful way. Or you can study crime patterns in your country and consider if some victims might have benefited from protecting themselves. Or you can ponder the fact that your country was founded as a penal colony and your ancestors forced at gunpoint to disembark there.
@@Jughead24 not all Australians have " ancestors forced at gunpoint to disembark there " Between 1788 and 1868 the British penal system transported about 162,000 convicts from Great Britain and Ireland to various penal colonies in Australia.[1] The British Government began transporting convicts overseas to American colonies in the early 18th century. After trans-Atlantic transportation ended with the start of the American Revolution, authorities sought an alternative destination to relieve further overcrowding of British prisons and hulks. Earlier in 1770, James Cook had charted and claimed possession of the east coast of Australia for Britain. Seeking to pre-empt the French colonial empire from expanding into the region, Britain chose Australia as the site of a penal colony, and in 1787, the First Fleet of eleven convict ships set sail for Botany Bay, arriving on 20 January 1788 to found Sydney, New South Wales, the first European settlement on the continent. Other penal colonies were later established in Van Diemen's Land (Tasmania) in 1803 and Queensland in 1824.[2] Western Australia - established as the Swan River Colony in 1829 - initially was intended solely for free settlers, but commenced receiving convicts in 1850. South Australia and Victoria, established in 1836 and 1850 respectively, officially remained free colonies. However, a population that included thousands of convicts already resided in the area that became known as Victoria. Penal transportation to Australia peaked in the 1830s and dropped off significantly in the following decade, as protests against the convict system intensified throughout the colonies. In 1868, almost two decades after transportation to the eastern colonies had ceased, the last convict ship arrived in Western Australia.[3] The majority of convicts were transported for petty crimes, particularly theft: thieves comprised 80% of all transportees.[4] More serious crimes, such as rape and murder, became transportable offences in the 1830s, but since they were also punishable by death, comparatively few convicts were transported for such crimes.[5] Approximately 1 in 7 convicts were women, while political prisoners, another minority group, comprised many of the best-known convicts. Once emancipated, most ex-convicts stayed in Australia and joined the free settlers, with some rising to prominent positions in Australian society. However, convictism carried a social stigma and, for some later Australians, being of convict descent instilled a sense of shame and cultural cringe. Attitudes became more accepting in the 20th century, and it is now considered by many Australians to be a cause for celebration to discover a convict in one's lineage.[6] In 2007, it was estimated that approximately four million Australians are related to convicts that were deported from the British Isles to Australia.[7] The convict era has inspired famous novels, films, and other cultural works, and the extent to which it has shaped Australia's national character has been studied by many writers and historians.[8]
@@OnehungLowe although the cause for celebration at finding a convincing in the family tree is because Australians (especially working class) are obsessed with: - a fear of being plain and boring. - a fear of looking weak. - cops and robbers and jail. And although the cops protect the working class, the working class seem to prefer crims. This elevation of and affection for crims goes back a while....back to settlement actually....when there were, except for aboriginals, only copsandcrims. The nation was founded on a class differences and prejudices (like most nations).
I was driving to Roma at night when a kangaroo decided that the best way to dodge the two bright lights heading towards it at 110 km/h was to go between them. Didn't end well for it.
As an Aussie guy who knows a thing or 2 about termites, I can tell you now there is a HUGE differance between Marmite & Vegemite. Piss off the Marmite and stick to the Vegemite, spread it thin over butter on your toast with a coffee. Don't expect sweet, thank me later.
@@adrianvasilescu6311 Vegemite uses animal fat, Marmite uses vegetable fat. They are similar apart from that but the taste difference is huge. Thank me now!
@kimarnill7648 thumbs up for the green white and red flag, but that blue white and red one kinda makes you a professional complainer doesn't it? (JK, tongue in cheek)🤣 you can keep your poor imitation of the origonal with the rest of the super bland flavourless Brittish food.
JP, if you come to Melbourne, order a VB, or if you're in Sydney, order a Tooheys, or Brisbane, a XXXX. There us Coopers in SA. And Cascade in Tasmania. And be careful as our drink drive laws are taken very seriously. .05
I have mixed feelings about Isaac, but he's definitely a funny man. And no, we don't make fun of your shootings. We just look across the Pacific with disbelief and dismay 😢 As for Vegemite, Isaac is spot-on. Anyone who hates it has no bloody idea how to prep and eat it 😅
8: 29- " That's even further down under down there". In fact, New Zealand is geographically closer to you in the USA than Australia is. That's why the very long 'direct' flight between Sydney and New York goes via Auckland ( in both directions) for a top-up of fuel, as Auckland is 1,300 kms to the east of Australia. So we're about three and a half hours closer to you.
Do we f*** sheep? Eh maybe if it gets cold enough.... no, no we do not! New Zealand is a beautiful and amazing place full of Incredible and beautiful people. We are everything Australia wishes it could be!!! Seriously though both counties are awesome and we really do love each other like brothers. As for the dangers, I'm terrified of spiders too, but I've been there a bunch of times and can count on one hand the amount of spiders I've seen. Outside of a zoo, I haven't seen any snakes either. Seriously, they are there, but if you stay away from the danger spots, you'll be totally fine. Nah, the thing you really have to look out for, is the bird that sounds like a screaming baby, that thing is truly terrifying!
Sheep to human ratio in NZ: Google says that NZ has about five million inhabitants but 10 million cows and 26 million sheep, so that would be about 5 sheep per person. In Australia, there are only three sheep per person. (Germany: 1.6m sheep, 84.5m population)
Hello Joel. You love York where they like beer, pies, Rugby League and cricket and they speak their minds. Imagine a whole continent like that and you have Australia. It is a little warmer though on Bondi Beach than she you went to Scarborough.
Making fun of US school shootings.......NEVER! We just feel so deeply sorry for all those effected and the US government's inability to stop it. Yes we all know it's in your constitution that you all have the right to have guns. But it's in the second amendment which means that the second amendment can be amended or changed but there seems to be no will to do so.
He´s got some good points! :) And for dialect, every English speaker in the world want to either speak like an Aussie or a Scot (I´m a Swede). I think it is because of both having this very down to earth attitude. For mixing stuff up, both Australians and Austrians are kind of tired of it. Here in Vienna, they sell a lot of T-shirts where it states "There are no kangaroos in Austria!". I have also seen hilarious responses from Austrialian tourist centers, when they get asked where the Vienna boy quire will be performing (it is obvously at King´s cross, next to the hippo races and one should preferrably come naked). Yep, mix shit up, it will smell and irritate the locals. :)
We don’t make fun of you about school shootings were horrified about it. What we question is why guns rank over Lives your NRMA is what we scratch our heads about.
VB now there's a beer , back in the day , when the Yarra River had pure Water , all our beers were the beez kneez , now it licenced to make anywhere and the secret is the Mountain water , but you got more chance walking across the Yarra the getting wet . The upside down river . Now. Sad ending to the Mighty River of BEER ,
Hi More Jps. I've lived in Australia for over 60 years! and I'm still here lol! Nah seriously the reason tourists have such a problem is that they flock to the eastern states and don't venture further! Big Mistake since they have the hottest weather and all the creepy crawlies to boot. In the South we have mediteranean weather: don't get me wrong it gets Hot here but it cools down quick since most of us live by the beach and get the sea breeze
When Carlton United Australia brewed Fosters it was an ok beer. There were better Aussie beers but on a stinking hot day an icy cold Fosters went down like nectar. Carlton has not brewed Fosters for years. Now it's brewed in the UK under license using a very different recipe.
Wait a sec you are openly admitting that you have tried Fosters more than once and yet you went back for more DUDE STOP GET SOME HELP!!! (Now that's Aussie Humor for you)
I don't even see Fosters beer in liquor stores in Aus. The closest thing i see is crown larger, which is apparently the beer that sits at the top of the large beer vats when being brewed. The stuff at the bottom of the vats is made into Fosters. Crown larger tastes like ass tho it's ment to be premium beer.
How are we "isolated"? All of Asia is close, aeroplanes exist, the internet is available. I admit that I have only been to Africa and New Zealand, but most people I know have traveled a lot.
We are seen as isolated as we have no borders with another country. Historically we remained a an aboriginal country. Up the Top End aboriginal peoples traded with some Asian nations including Indonesia and China. Then white people came (fucked the whole thing up) weeks to get to England and Europe even in 2024 it takes to get to another country
Yeah...i don't think we ever laugh about American school shootings. We are sickened and heartbroken..... that Americans don't realise that lives are more important than an individuals right to own a machine gun.
Our toilets don't spin either way. They flush straight down as there's hardly any water compared to the US, and we also have the half and full flush buttons, because essentially we are mostly desert and preserve water.
We don't laugh at any school shootings, we might laugh in derision at the stupidity of US lawmakers who won't curb the use of automatic artillery. We often cite the single good thing John Howard did, which was the famous buyback and amnesty scheme held in 1996-97, led by Howard after the Port Arthur massacre, which prompted the surrender of almost 650,000 firearms. Research has consistently shown that the post-1996 reforms had immediate and sustained effect on the incidence of mass shootings.
It was a psyop. To take our guns. Keep your guns USA. The people in this comment section don't know what's coming for them. You know you must be able to defend yourself against your potential worst enemy - your own Government. I'm so glad you didn't buckle. If you go we all go. Thanks to all the gun toting Americans with love from Australia.
I know it was illegal, but living in the Sydney region, I can't help but sympathise with the driver on the cycling track. These cyclists are absolute a* holes.
As of June 2023, the ratio of sheep to people in New Zealand was 4.6 sheep per person, the lowest it's been since records began in the 1850s. This is down from a peak of around 22 sheep per person in the 1980s
The dingo thing was so unheard of so rare and they treated the mother like a murderer for years. I think eventually like a decade or more later they said she didn’t do it but to be accused of ripping up your own kid like that after you go camping is horrible. I don’t think people will cause a fuss but it is very unfunny and the “joke” has been done to death. If I had to come up with an equivalent it would be like if a kid was torn apart by an America eagle something that just generally doesn’t happen and then everyone makes the mum out to be some evil hillbilly and mock her southern accent. We are very laid back and aren’t going to cry about the joke but it happened forever ago like most Aussies under a certain age probably don’t even know the story anymore
This guy is not really SO Aussie typical...really, he is perhaps an example of someone from a regional part of Aus (with his speaking manner - very OTT....aquired taste, not clever IMO). Yes, by and large, people from Aus are very 'down to earth' in general overall attitude...though, I believe this guy is also definitely giving a performance (unless he's drunk!) !!
Adding to the 'we don't make _fun_ of school shootings' - we're appalled by them. We reference school shootings when we talk about your crazy gun culture, but we don't think they're funny AT ALL. When non-Aussies do the 'dingo ate my baby' bit, they're definitely doing it while laughing and thinking it's funny. Not cool.
just to set it straight prawns and shrimps look similar but are different creatures. One has claws on some of its legs and the other doesn't and their back shells work differently. I don't remember seeing a shrimp in Australia but they may exist.
I'm not sure why you think we don't have guns in Australia. We do have guns here, but you have to be licenced and they have to be registered. We don't have CCW's (carry permits) here, though. That's why there's so many victims of violent crime, because criminals are armed. Even if you're licenced, it's illegal to use firearms for self defence. Oh, and by the way, Port Arthur was NOT the last mass shooting in Australia. I mentioned that because most ill-informed/anti gun people, often spew that narrative to people overseas.
There is a huge Huntsman spider somewhere in my bedroom at the moment. I've seen it climbing over the walls a few times, but it seems to have found a resting space. I'm not sure where it is. Maybe I should call it Fred.
At 16 you can apply for a "Learners Licence"... once you pass that you get a "Provisional Licence" (that has certain restrictions)... After that you get another different coloured Provisional Licence (lessened restrictions, but still with some) and only AFTER ALL THAT do you finally get a "Full Licence". So to get your full driver's licence in Australia takes about 3-4 years (the entire process from obtaining a learner's permit to receiving a full license) before you are fully trusted to know how to handle a vehicle and that you are at the very least 19-20 years old by that time. Which means by that point to have an absolute minimum "skill level" just to be a driver on Australian roads. You have been "vetted" to be safe under your own supervision, to not have retained certain bad driving habits and to not be a danger to yourself or anyone else behind the wheel. It's similar to becoming a police officer in Australia. Cadets go through a minimum of 52 weeks of police training. Followed by 15 months on the job probationary training under the direct constant supervision of a veteran officer with a certain minimum number of years of experience under their belt. And only THEN (assuming training went well) can they become a full-fledged police officer. By which point they are well trained in "de-escalation" and non-threatening negotiation, have a really good understanding of the law and their own responsibilities to the public. When and where to pull out (and to not pull out) their weapon in situations etc etc etc. You need at absolute minimum a high school diploma (and even that alone is not enough... requiring you to do extra credentials to even apply to become a cadet). In the USA. It is about 5 months of training and 1 year probationary to become a fully fledge Police officer under semi-constant supervision of any qualified officer (whether they passed just last week or 20 years ago or whatever). And you don't even need to have passed basic high school to do cadet training. Plus Australia pays their police officers more (you get about $96,000 a year just when you are still only a probationary officer in training... while in the USA they are paid about $86,000 a year after becoming a fully qualified police officer). Which reduced the chances of police corruption in Australia. When you don't teach people fully before throwing them into the deep end... serious and often lethal mistakes are bound to happen more frequently.
hi mate im 67 years old and back when i was a kid and even before that you could only get fosters in victoria and no were else then that started to sent it all around australia and no one wanted it it in not made here anymore its made in England david
We definitely don't pick on you for school shootings. We think it's horrific that children have to go through this. It breaks my heart every time it happens.
HOPE YOU COME SOON TO AUSTRALIA JOEL I AM SURE YOU WILL LOVE IT flights are really reasonable from LA and the Aussie dollars not good you will get great exchange rates
I moved to Australia from New Zealand 6 years ago. I like the Australian culture; coming from NZ it feels like it's like halfway between NZ and the States, very irreverent and laid back. And both countries have had their shooting tragedies - the difference is both AU and NZ put in gun controls.
I love the Buttsmarn he's a true blue idiot 😂 but you need a sense of humour to survive this chaotic world. It's truly sad about your school shootings though never heard anyone saying it's funny unless it's Issac but he's an idiot 🙏❤🇦🇺
Just brought 2 pieces of Vegemite on toast (with lots of margarine) to bed to eat with a cuppa!!!!! Aahhhhhhh. One happy Aussie. Also, I’m 63 and have never and will never eat Vegemite out of the jar. It’s not meant to be eaten that way. Ewwwww
40+ years ago fosters was rhe working mans beer, mainly because we hadnt really started to try other beers and the moment we did fosters was shipped off to the UK and told to stay there and never come back!
As an Aussie I can recommend a video. 🇦🇺 We have some very notorious old school criminals. You need to watch the Chopper Read interview with the reporter Renee Brack. It’s a classic 😂
If you go to Australia come to Darwin and go to the world famous Humpty doo hotel guarantee that you will meet a lot of old school Australias and drink more beer than you ever thought was possible 😅
Next time you're at the Humpty Doo Hotel say G'day to Mark for me. He usually sounds pissed, but he's alright. Get us a pic of that big croc near the United servo too, if ya don't mind. Cheers mate. Just moved from Darwin after 43yrs. Now over in Townsville. Can't wait to go back. 👍
Brother, I don’t know what sick town ya from but I’m 54 and have never heard any Aussie meming or making fun of any School Yard Shootings.
We just think your GUN LAWS ARE STUPID.
Fuck mate your response probably had more victims than sandy hook… XD
Yep. Never heard anyone making fun of them, either.
@ guess ya didn’t see my comment hhahaha
What gun laws yanks don't have none
Americans are brought up in a messed up world they can't see the world like us
Dude - NO ONE in Aus makes fun of School Shootings. NO ONE.
Yeah it’s pretty horrifying. Most people can’t imagine that being a reality.
Damn straight, it's not a funny topic to begin with, we generally care about it, and we feel for all the families who have lost their loved ones because of it, the only thing Aussies talk about with that is why haven't they sorted the gun issues, that's it, if anyone finds that funny at all, come meet my crocodile friend, he wants to have a quick yarn with ya.
Right if anything we discuss how there is so many
Kiwis and Ozzies talk like this because we can,we relentlessly take the piss out of each other But when it comes right down to the Nitty gritty we got each other's back in a fight especially with a bloody pom
Yep. NZ and Oz are like brothers. We are allowed to take the piss out of each other. But fuck up others who try
God help anybody that messes with our sheep shaggers.
Hahaha sure. You wish mate, if you saw a Pom struggling, you'd help him or her, no sweat. It's just the way we are.♥️🍷😄 We don't hate anyone.
Nothing wrong with the Poms. I married one. We have a bond that goes back to the Boar War with the Kiwis.
@@indigocheetah4172 You and your missus go way back to the Boer War?,.... Wow. Congratulations. ♥️🍷😄
There are jokes about guns...mild ones. But there aren't jokes or mocking about school shootings; it's too serious.
In fact, it sorta feels like we take shootings that occur in the US more seriously than people in the US do.
Cheers from MelbourneAust.
Yeah cuz most aussies rigorously hate americas gun laws, and we aint even American.
100% We'd change the law to protect the kids
@@christineottens6007We did... Those "pro lifers" won't
@kellymaher3355 Well , Americans do have the Right to Arm Bears, so , like Lou Reed says in The Last Great American Whale, But sadly one thing more , Some local Yokel member of the N R A , kept a Bazooka in his living room , and , thinking he had the old Chief in his sights , Blew the Whales brains out with a lead Harpoon , Last Great American Whale, ,What was it NED said , sè Là Viè , he was right onto it . R . Cheers
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We do not joke about U.S. school shootings... Children and adults dying is not something to laugh about...
so why dont you do something about it then lmao
@@chickentenders5542cause this comment is posted by an Aussie
@@fjonesjones2 EXACTLY 💯 WE CERTAINLY DON'T 🇦🇺
I remember the NASA jokes, and Steve Irwin jokes. Still, I’ve never heard a school shooting joke.
Then I watched the video, and we joked about the Chamberlain’s continuously.
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we speak our minds because we can, we arent tought to bow down to a flag we arent tought to bow down to media, we do what we want, we are who we are
Unless we dare criticize one minority group.
Rubbish. The Australian working-class is the most conformist and exclusive group of xenophobes. You can't e jist any kind of man or woman at a working-class bbq.. you can't be different.
And some of us aren’t toughtght to spell.😊
@@telkicelstascal8875 Too right👍
@@lolasmith1581I believe that.
My wife, who is from the USA originally but is a proud Australian of about 25 years now, likes her vegemite. She considered it a duty to learn, so she started with a small spread on her toast and gradually worked up from there. Like any proper addict ...
I actually ran out a couple of weeks ago! Couldn't believe it! Pestered the drivers in the house until one went to get some so I could have my Vegemite on toast for brekky😂
@christineottens6007 Haha, perhaps you need a back-up for emergencies.
@@darrynreid4500 lol maybe. Takes a while to use a jar though. I've warned the culprit they better not use the last and not replace it again or they're out of the family! Even put the empty jar back in the pantry! The nerve....
I put one of the little jars in with her vegemite toast plate, as it happens.😁
Its like Americans say they live in a free country to compensate for the fact that it actually isnt. Australians are free but we dont need to talk and shout about it all the time, we just are
If you got to shout it, you ain't it
@@xyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hahaha the delusion is staggering. Australia....The country that just virtually banned free speech??? Free?? Hahahahahaha. Okay.
No. We don't make fun of school shootings.
I have never heard anyone do that, and I'm 50 yrs old
It's not a chicken with it's head cut off, its a chook. A CHOOK.
He was talking about America there
We don't poke fun of the daily shootings, we truly feel bad for you guys, we just think your policy on guns is fucked.
Put a shrip on the barbie was a marketing campaign in 80s. I believe it was to appeal to Americans
Yep. Ad with Paul Hogan made specifically for the American market
I Backpacked North America for 8 months, camping in my tent in the Alaskan and Yukon wilderness right through to Mexico. I must say that your animals are far more dangerous than Aussie ones. Everything wants to eat you over there! Bears, cats, wolves, etc . I don't have the same fear in Australia, even after spending time around crocodiles, it's fairly easy to stay far enough away from harm.
@@michaelsillis1841 Africa's too
Mate Aussies talk like that because we really don't give a fick what anyone thinks
He from NSW they like Tooheys
F*ck Yeah, who gives a f*ck, if people don't like how we talk, then f*ck em, go live ya life getting offended by words made up of letters from the alphabet, doesn't make sense being offended by words, basically sounds coming from your mouth lol, I mean really?, people need to pull their heads in, come to Australia if you wanna enjoy life to the fullest, not worry about what to say or what others will say, her in Australia, just f*ckin say it, hey guess what, i'm a c*nt, and f*ckin lovin it.. : ) I will throw ya my car keys, go to the bottle shop and bring back some drinks, so we can party, until the kangaroos come over and says where's mine?
@leighreganarblaster9852 tooheys is nice but great northern is better
As a Kiwi we love the buggers over the ditch, always cracking a joke and 100% legit say it as it is. Yeah we got sheep, but there's no sheep shagging plus was it an Australian that invented gumboots??
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@@pieman2656 I'm a Aussie I say it's the UK are sheep shaggers they where gumboots all the time
yeah but you guys lined your gum boots with sheeps wool.
We love you guys too. You're the cousin we love to tease is all 😊
@christineottens6007 Cheers m8, as we say we're the boys that drink the dozen, we're the boys that does the cousin LOL. Keep being awesome, gotta love Australia. Thanks from a little Kiwi.
Nope. I get around Australia quite a bit. I've never heard an Australian make a joke or laugh about school shootings, or any other.
We had our national shooting tragedy and we banned the purchase of unnecessary and unlicenced firearms. It's really that simple America.
Yes we have criminals who still use illegal firearms but our shooting numbers are very low, and mostly confined to intergang or crime family violence.
Yeah now let’s talk about eshays and knife violence… ya know there’s a law now where police can search you for no reason just in case you have a knife? Josh’s law or something like that cuz a kid got stabbed to death…
'We' didnt ban anything, the government took them through threats of heavy fines & jail and made it difficult to continue to own a weapon. All the buy back did was create a huge black market of weapons, increase statistics on home break-ins and take power from citizens to defend themselves against tyrannical over reach which is where Australia is already headed.
@@dagoelius you bringing a gun to a drone fight?
Is that all it did? @dagoelius
What about the decrease in mass shootings. It did that. We haven't had one since port Arthur. It's a little more difficult to own a gun but not impossible its just harder to own the unnecessary ones. I have many guns all legal and I use them a lot. I'm unsure why anyone needs a semi or full automatic weapon for anything ever.
@@dagoeliusyeah keep cryin american, we’re happy livin in a shooting free country. Also tf u talkin about? Why do u americans think u need guns to defend yourself against the government? 💀 this is the problem with yall, you rely on weapons. Us aussies tell our government to stfu and then we just ignore them, simple as.
You are well versed on Australia. Aussies don't care about anything and if we do it's for a short amount of time. E.g politics we will vote once every often only to avoid the fine 😅
Kangaroos can grow huge! The smaller ones you often see are Bush Wallabies. You find those in the zoos for tourists to pet as they are much safer. Kangaroos only attack if cornered or threatened. Like any other wild animal would. We don’t laugh at your school shootings. We cry for the loss of the kids who never got to grow up and become who they were supposed to be. And we feel for the parents who have lost their babies. Can’t understand why your politicians allow it to continue.
The small kangaroos are Western or Eastern Grey Kangaroos(which are in the Melbourne zoo) and Antilopine Kangaroo, there are differences between kangaroos and wallabies. Male Red Kangaroos can grow pretty large and can be aggressive.
Have to add that we don’t make fun of any school shooting! And we wept also 😢🙏very sad
Marmite! Yuck! That's British not Aussie!😂
I'm an Aussie and I eat promite notVegemite
As a proud Australian, I absolutely loved Foster's when I was a drinker. A frosty crisp one straight out the bottleshop fridge, because you'd always know it would be super cold for being in the fridge the longest out of any beer.
We mostly have filters and it's good to have respect ,but Steve Irwin was a legend here greatly missed.❤🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨
It's good to hear JPs (for a change) that we Australian's live a pretty laid back lifestyle/free (we do!). According to some American journo/youtubers we are living in a Big Prison?!! We're not. We have our problems like anywhere else, but all n' all Australia is Awesome! Hope you will visit oneday👍
I know of heaps of Kiwi's who came to Oz thinking that our Stock Routes were an annual event.
We do NOT make fun of the US for the school shootings.
We simply cannot understand the idiocy of your gun laws is all.
Hahaha I fuckin do.
Oh other people had the same reaction to that comment also.
Perhaps you might reflect on what was happening to some of your inhabitants during the pandemic. Or how you cannot express yourselves freely, your ridiculous cost of living, the slow and steady eradication of any rights or freedoms. And you will never be able to resist in any meaningful way. Or you can study crime patterns in your country and consider if some victims might have benefited from protecting themselves. Or you can ponder the fact that your country was founded as a penal colony and your ancestors forced at gunpoint to disembark there.
@@Jughead24 not all Australians have " ancestors forced at gunpoint to disembark there "
Between 1788 and 1868 the British penal system transported about 162,000 convicts from Great Britain and Ireland to various penal colonies in Australia.[1]
The British Government began transporting convicts overseas to American colonies in the early 18th century. After trans-Atlantic transportation ended with the start of the American Revolution, authorities sought an alternative destination to relieve further overcrowding of British prisons and hulks. Earlier in 1770, James Cook had charted and claimed possession of the east coast of Australia for Britain. Seeking to pre-empt the French colonial empire from expanding into the region, Britain chose Australia as the site of a penal colony, and in 1787, the First Fleet of eleven convict ships set sail for Botany Bay, arriving on 20 January 1788 to found Sydney, New South Wales, the first European settlement on the continent. Other penal colonies were later established in Van Diemen's Land (Tasmania) in 1803 and Queensland in 1824.[2] Western Australia - established as the Swan River Colony in 1829 - initially was intended solely for free settlers, but commenced receiving convicts in 1850. South Australia and Victoria, established in 1836 and 1850 respectively, officially remained free colonies. However, a population that included thousands of convicts already resided in the area that became known as Victoria.
Penal transportation to Australia peaked in the 1830s and dropped off significantly in the following decade, as protests against the convict system intensified throughout the colonies. In 1868, almost two decades after transportation to the eastern colonies had ceased, the last convict ship arrived in Western Australia.[3]
The majority of convicts were transported for petty crimes, particularly theft: thieves comprised 80% of all transportees.[4] More serious crimes, such as rape and murder, became transportable offences in the 1830s, but since they were also punishable by death, comparatively few convicts were transported for such crimes.[5] Approximately 1 in 7 convicts were women, while political prisoners, another minority group, comprised many of the best-known convicts. Once emancipated, most ex-convicts stayed in Australia and joined the free settlers, with some rising to prominent positions in Australian society. However, convictism carried a social stigma and, for some later Australians, being of convict descent instilled a sense of shame and cultural cringe. Attitudes became more accepting in the 20th century, and it is now considered by many Australians to be a cause for celebration to discover a convict in one's lineage.[6] In 2007, it was estimated that approximately four million Australians are related to convicts that were deported from the British Isles to Australia.[7] The convict era has inspired famous novels, films, and other cultural works, and the extent to which it has shaped Australia's national character has been studied by many writers and historians.[8]
@@OnehungLowe although the cause for celebration at finding a convincing in the family tree is because Australians (especially working class) are obsessed with:
- a fear of being plain and boring.
- a fear of looking weak.
- cops and robbers and jail. And although the cops protect the working class, the working class seem to prefer crims. This elevation of and affection for crims goes back a while....back to settlement actually....when there were, except for aboriginals, only copsandcrims. The nation was founded on a class differences and prejudices (like most nations).
I was driving to Roma at night when a kangaroo decided that the best way to dodge the two bright lights heading towards it at 110 km/h was to go between them. Didn't end well for it.
As an Aussie guy who knows a thing or 2 about termites, I can tell you now there is a HUGE differance between Marmite & Vegemite. Piss off the Marmite and stick to the Vegemite, spread it thin over butter on your toast with a coffee. Don't expect sweet, thank me later.
Yes there is a huge difference between Vegemite and marmite Vegemite tastes like 💩 and marmite like nectar. Thank me later 😅😊😂🏴🇬🇧
@@adrianvasilescu6311 Vegemite uses animal fat, Marmite uses vegetable fat. They are similar apart from that but the taste difference is huge. Thank me now!
@kimarnill7648 thumbs up for the green white and red flag, but that blue white and red one kinda makes you a professional complainer doesn't it? (JK, tongue in cheek)🤣 you can keep your poor imitation of the origonal with the rest of the super bland flavourless Brittish food.
@@deanhall6045 cheers mate, even more reason to steer clear of the Marmite 🤣
JP, if you come to Melbourne, order a VB, or if you're in Sydney, order a Tooheys, or Brisbane, a XXXX. There us Coopers in SA. And Cascade in Tasmania. And be careful as our drink drive laws are taken very seriously. .05
Swan Lager in WA???
@MrAZed209 I never knew what it was that far away.
LMAO this guy is hilarious!! 😂😂 He came with some solid facts and debunked some typical myths and cliches too, in a very clever and funny way! 😆🤣
Lindy's Parents and brother were my next-door neighbours. So, you can expect my reaction.
I have mixed feelings about Isaac, but he's definitely a funny man. And no, we don't make fun of your shootings. We just look across the Pacific with disbelief and dismay 😢 As for Vegemite, Isaac is spot-on. Anyone who hates it has no bloody idea how to prep and eat it 😅
Have to agree with you there.
Agree with everything you’ve said Fiona
@@Dr_KAP Who wouldn't? 😝😅
he's a comedian.
Tbh I’ve never heard someone make fun of school shootings .. it actually makes us sad/mad we can’t believe how u live like that
8: 29- " That's even further down under down there". In fact, New Zealand is geographically closer to you in the USA than Australia is. That's why the very long 'direct' flight between Sydney and New York goes via Auckland ( in both directions) for a top-up of fuel, as Auckland is 1,300 kms to the east of Australia. So we're about three and a half hours closer to you.
I don't know of any Ozy who's ever made fun of your school shootings. That would be subhuman to do so. Right?
Do we f*** sheep? Eh maybe if it gets cold enough.... no, no we do not! New Zealand is a beautiful and amazing place full of Incredible and beautiful people. We are everything Australia wishes it could be!!!
Seriously though both counties are awesome and we really do love each other like brothers. As for the dangers, I'm terrified of spiders too, but I've been there a bunch of times and can count on one hand the amount of spiders I've seen. Outside of a zoo, I haven't seen any snakes either. Seriously, they are there, but if you stay away from the danger spots, you'll be totally fine. Nah, the thing you really have to look out for, is the bird that sounds like a screaming baby, that thing is truly terrifying!
@@DarthPaddius Hahaha stay away from danger spots like shopping malls and pubs....🍷
Sheep to human ratio in NZ: Google says that NZ has about five million inhabitants but 10 million cows and 26 million sheep, so that would be about 5 sheep per person. In Australia, there are only three sheep per person. (Germany: 1.6m sheep, 84.5m population)
He's from my hometown. His dad Tony Butterfield played football for our local rugby league team the Newcastle Knights
Male roos can easily get to 6-7foot tall. Females are a lot smaller.
Hello Joel. You love York where they like beer, pies, Rugby League and cricket and they speak their minds. Imagine a whole continent like that and you have Australia. It is a little warmer though on Bondi Beach than she you went to Scarborough.
Making fun of US school shootings.......NEVER! We just feel so deeply sorry for all those effected and the US government's inability to stop it. Yes we all know it's in your constitution that you all have the right to have guns. But it's in the second amendment which means that the second amendment can be amended or changed but there seems to be no will to do so.
I love watching your videos......from Victoria, Australia.
He´s got some good points! :) And for dialect, every English speaker in the world want to either speak like an Aussie or a Scot (I´m a Swede). I think it is because of both having this very down to earth attitude. For mixing stuff up, both Australians and Austrians are kind of tired of it. Here in Vienna, they sell a lot of T-shirts where it states "There are no kangaroos in Austria!". I have also seen hilarious responses from Austrialian tourist centers, when they get asked where the Vienna boy quire will be performing (it is obvously at King´s cross, next to the hippo races and one should preferrably come naked). Yep, mix shit up, it will smell and irritate the locals. :)
We don’t make fun of you about school shootings were horrified about it. What we question is why guns rank over Lives your NRMA is what we scratch our heads about.
40.000 Americans died of gun shot last year. How many Australians got bitten to death. ???? could be zero.
See my comment, "the real truth about Australia's deadly creatures."
Only like 1 or 2 die from bites each year 🤷
The most deadly animal in australia which kills more people than any other - horses.
why are you double spacing.
VB now there's a beer , back in the day , when the Yarra River had pure Water , all our beers were the beez kneez , now it licenced to make anywhere and the secret is the Mountain water , but you got more chance walking across the Yarra the getting wet . The upside down river . Now. Sad ending to the Mighty River of BEER ,
I've never heard anyone make fun of the school shootings. Maybe the dumb gun laws.
Hi More Jps. I've lived in Australia for over 60 years! and I'm still here lol! Nah seriously the reason tourists have such a problem is that they flock to the eastern states and don't venture further! Big Mistake since they have the hottest weather and all the creepy crawlies to boot. In the South we have mediteranean weather: don't get me wrong it gets Hot here but it cools down quick since most of us live by the beach and get the sea breeze
I have been stung by a stingray. Next level pain. You put your foot in super hot water and it helps neutralise the sting.
We don't make fun of school shootings EVER! It's a tragedy and it hurts our hearts.
A poached egg on toast spread lightly with Vegemite, and a dollop of tomato sauce on top is freakin' yummo. 🇦🇺👍
When Carlton United Australia brewed Fosters it was an ok beer. There were better Aussie beers but on a stinking hot day an icy cold Fosters went down like nectar.
Carlton has not brewed Fosters for years. Now it's brewed in the UK under license using a very different recipe.
Steve Irwin isnt just an Aussie legend, hes a planetary legend
Wait a sec you are openly admitting that you have tried Fosters more than once and yet you went back for more DUDE STOP GET SOME HELP!!! (Now that's Aussie Humor for you)
I don't even see Fosters beer in liquor stores in Aus.
The closest thing i see is crown larger, which is apparently the beer that sits at the top of the large beer vats when being brewed. The stuff at the bottom of the vats is made into Fosters.
Crown larger tastes like ass tho it's ment to be premium beer.
Dont say aussie. It is Ozzy
You're being very liberal with those z's mate, it's Ozy 😐 😂
Just about to say the same thing 😂
I go with Ozzie and Oztralia.
That's the lead singer of black sabbath
Mate as an Aussie, I say Aussie. Haha anyone of us uses this
How are we "isolated"? All of Asia is close, aeroplanes exist, the internet is available. I admit that I have only been to Africa and New Zealand, but most people I know have traveled a lot.
We are seen as isolated as we have no borders with another country. Historically we remained a an aboriginal country. Up the Top End aboriginal peoples traded with some Asian nations including Indonesia and China. Then white people came (fucked the whole thing up) weeks to get to England and Europe even in 2024 it takes to get to another country
Yeah...i don't think we ever laugh about American school shootings.
We are sickened and heartbroken.....
that Americans don't realise that lives are more important than an individuals right to own a machine gun.
I believe. That one of the cyclists was an off duty copper and the driver got seriously fined.
They were two off duty police the drive got massive fine for diving on bike track happened in between kiama jamberoo n.s.w. australia
Buzz cut looks 🔥 bro damn
I'm Australian and this guy in the video is what we call a knob!
True, but a funny knob
how so? because he's honest? aww does that hurt your fweelings?
You mean the Yank, right?
Our toilets don't spin either way. They flush straight down as there's hardly any water compared to the US, and we also have the half and full flush buttons, because essentially we are mostly desert and preserve water.
Not really. We have tropical and subtropic areas.. it only rings true if you live far inland enough
Hardly any water compared to the US? Yeah I hate being thirsty everyday
You're not quite right there. But if you do want to really test it, fill a sink a bit and empty it
We don't laugh at any school shootings, we might laugh in derision at the stupidity of US lawmakers who won't curb the use of automatic artillery. We often cite the single good thing John Howard did, which was the famous buyback and amnesty scheme held in 1996-97, led by Howard after the Port Arthur massacre, which prompted the surrender of almost 650,000 firearms. Research has consistently shown that the post-1996 reforms had immediate and sustained effect on the incidence of mass shootings.
It was a psyop. To take our guns. Keep your guns USA. The people in this comment section don't know what's coming for them. You know you must be able to defend yourself against your potential worst enemy - your own Government. I'm so glad you didn't buckle. If you go we all go. Thanks to all the gun toting Americans with love from Australia.
F off We're Full! Now that's the Australia i grew up in.. 🎉❤🎉
The guy driving on the cycling path got in the shit, the cyclist that said pull over for a chat was actually an off duty cop .
I know it was illegal, but living in the Sydney region, I can't help but sympathise with the driver on the cycling track. These cyclists are absolute a* holes.
As of June 2023, the ratio of sheep to people in New Zealand was 4.6 sheep per person, the lowest it's been since records began in the 1850s. This is down from a peak of around 22 sheep per person in the 1980s
The dingo thing was so unheard of so rare and they treated the mother like a murderer for years. I think eventually like a decade or more later they said she didn’t do it but to be accused of ripping up your own kid like that after you go camping is horrible. I don’t think people will cause a fuss but it is very unfunny and the “joke” has been done to death.
If I had to come up with an equivalent it would be like if a kid was torn apart by an America eagle something that just generally doesn’t happen and then everyone makes the mum out to be some evil hillbilly and mock her southern accent.
We are very laid back and aren’t going to cry about the joke but it happened forever ago like most Aussies under a certain age probably don’t even know the story anymore
The you tuber Yorak Hunt makes some very humorous videos on Australian culture and life style.
And EA Falcons! 😂
We don't make fun of school shootings in America ty.
FYI : u cant compare Vegemite to Marmite!!
This guy is not really SO Aussie typical...really, he is perhaps an example of someone from a regional part of Aus (with his speaking manner - very OTT....aquired taste, not clever IMO). Yes, by and large, people from Aus are very 'down to earth' in general overall attitude...though, I believe this guy is also definitely giving a performance (unless he's drunk!) !!
Adding to the 'we don't make _fun_ of school shootings' - we're appalled by them. We reference school shootings when we talk about your crazy gun culture, but we don't think they're funny AT ALL. When non-Aussies do the 'dingo ate my baby' bit, they're definitely doing it while laughing and thinking it's funny. Not cool.
just to set it straight prawns and shrimps look similar but are different creatures. One has claws on some of its legs and the other doesn't and their back shells work differently. I don't remember seeing a shrimp in Australia but they may exist.
Shrimp are in fresh water . Plentiful in many Australian rivers .
ahh the big J is back with us. welcome digger. looking forward to see more of you.
I love what you said at the end man “respect “ but at least we don’t have guns sorry, imagine, guns and deadly animals
I'm not sure why you think we don't have guns in Australia.
We do have guns here, but you have to be licenced and they have to be registered.
We don't have CCW's (carry permits) here, though. That's why there's so many victims of violent crime, because criminals are armed.
Even if you're licenced, it's illegal to use firearms for self defence.
Oh, and by the way, Port Arthur was NOT the last mass shooting in Australia.
I mentioned that because most ill-informed/anti gun people, often spew that narrative to people overseas.
There is a huge Huntsman spider somewhere in my bedroom at the moment. I've seen it climbing over the walls a few times, but it seems to have found a resting space. I'm not sure where it is. Maybe I should call it Fred.
Btw, the sinks do drain the opposite way to in the US. And NZ calls Aussies are sheep-fuggers, just as we say of them lol
HAPPY NEW YEAR DIGGER .
Hey jps man I'm a Aussie and me and my missus r watching this me and her think you are my doppleganger you even have my smile I'm tripping out
At 16 you can apply for a "Learners Licence"... once you pass that you get a "Provisional Licence" (that has certain restrictions)... After that you get another different coloured Provisional Licence (lessened restrictions, but still with some) and only AFTER ALL THAT do you finally get a "Full Licence". So to get your full driver's licence in Australia takes about 3-4 years (the entire process from obtaining a learner's permit to receiving a full license) before you are fully trusted to know how to handle a vehicle and that you are at the very least 19-20 years old by that time.
Which means by that point to have an absolute minimum "skill level" just to be a driver on Australian roads. You have been "vetted" to be safe under your own supervision, to not have retained certain bad driving habits and to not be a danger to yourself or anyone else behind the wheel.
It's similar to becoming a police officer in Australia. Cadets go through a minimum of 52 weeks of police training. Followed by 15 months on the job probationary training under the direct constant supervision of a veteran officer with a certain minimum number of years of experience under their belt. And only THEN (assuming training went well) can they become a full-fledged police officer. By which point they are well trained in "de-escalation" and non-threatening negotiation, have a really good understanding of the law and their own responsibilities to the public. When and where to pull out (and to not pull out) their weapon in situations etc etc etc. You need at absolute minimum a high school diploma (and even that alone is not enough... requiring you to do extra credentials to even apply to become a cadet).
In the USA. It is about 5 months of training and 1 year probationary to become a fully fledge Police officer under semi-constant supervision of any qualified officer (whether they passed just last week or 20 years ago or whatever). And you don't even need to have passed basic high school to do cadet training.
Plus Australia pays their police officers more (you get about $96,000 a year just when you are still only a probationary officer in training... while in the USA they are paid about $86,000 a year after becoming a fully qualified police officer). Which reduced the chances of police corruption in Australia.
When you don't teach people fully before throwing them into the deep end... serious and often lethal mistakes are bound to happen more frequently.
Re the bicyclists- we call them "mamils", ie Middle Aged Men In Lycra 😂
hi mate im 67 years old and back when i was a kid and even before that you could only get fosters in victoria and no were else then that started to sent it all around australia and no one wanted it it in not made here anymore its made in England david
We definitely don't pick on you for school shootings. We think it's horrific that children have to go through this. It breaks my heart every time it happens.
Nah, we don’t think the school shootings are funny. We grieve with you guys
this guy is bloody brilliant..I'm glad to call him one of my countrymen..chuckle..
We might have spiders ... but you have BEARS!!!!
HOPE YOU COME SOON TO AUSTRALIA JOEL I AM SURE YOU WILL LOVE IT flights are really reasonable from LA and the Aussie dollars not good you will get great exchange rates
Damn!! He absolutely got me with the yeast! I totally cracked up!! I'll never look at our utterly awesome women cricketers the same way again!
Ever heard of the Irwin Sunnies range? It was a failure cause it couldn’t stop the deadly rays.
I moved to Australia from New Zealand 6 years ago. I like the Australian culture; coming from NZ it feels like it's like halfway between NZ and the States, very irreverent and laid back. And both countries have had their shooting tragedies - the difference is both AU and NZ put in gun controls.
You had to censor a lot of naughty language for this video 😂😂😂
I love the Buttsmarn he's a true blue idiot 😂 but you need a sense of humour to survive this chaotic world. It's truly sad about your school shootings though never heard anyone saying it's funny unless it's Issac but he's an idiot 🙏❤🇦🇺
"Oz - E" not "Oss - E"....... It's a bit like "E - Mew" not "E - Moo" - Liked & subbed 🦘🦘🦘
"herb" not "erb"
MoreJps, please don't take offence to some comments below, after watching many of your vlogs on our country, you would love it here.
I’m not sure if you noticed but the person having a go at the cyclist from his car was driving his car in the designated bike lane
Just brought 2 pieces of Vegemite on toast (with lots of margarine) to bed to eat with a cuppa!!!!! Aahhhhhhh. One happy Aussie. Also, I’m 63 and have never and will never eat Vegemite out of the jar. It’s not meant to be eaten that way. Ewwwww
We are simply straightforward and think. For ourselves lol
40+ years ago fosters was rhe working mans beer, mainly because we hadnt really started to try other beers and the moment we did fosters was shipped off to the UK and told to stay there and never come back!
As an Aussie I can recommend a video. 🇦🇺 We have some very notorious old school criminals. You need to watch the Chopper Read interview with the reporter Renee Brack. It’s a classic 😂
If you go to Australia come to Darwin and go to the world famous Humpty doo hotel guarantee that you will meet a lot of old school Australias and drink more beer than you ever thought was possible 😅
Next time you're at the Humpty Doo Hotel say G'day to Mark for me. He usually sounds pissed, but he's alright. Get us a pic of that big croc near the United servo too, if ya don't mind. Cheers mate.
Just moved from Darwin after 43yrs. Now over in Townsville. Can't wait to go back. 👍
I am not an Aussie but ny late Mum loved Vegemite. _I can't bear Vegemite_ ...
But _I do like Marmite_.
They are _NOT_ the same!!
Try promite also
" I am not an Aussie and I like marmite"? Best keep that to yourself. Only one thing comes to mind when you smell marmite, sh..
Proud Aussie here 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🦘🦘