So, the most fascinating thing about this whole podcast was learning that Craig Jones read The Power Broker lol. Anybody who isn’t familiar - it looks like an encyclopedia and is a notoriously tough read about (in a nutshell) old NY politics and city planning. Her must’ve hated NYC so much that he became curious how it became this way lol.
One has the sense of humor of a Proctologist with a serious case of Hyperosmia working on skid-row and the other of drywall placed in the basement of an sexually driven albino midget with a bottle of lotion
@@iiDefied ya i don't know how people wouldn't see that. i'm guessing he is a decent guy, Its not easy dealing with that level of status either. and everyone coming for his head
Jozef is the man! His diverse background and upbringing perhaps contributed to the open-mindedness and intelligence with which he approaches jiu-jitsu.
just a tip for nicky nicotine narrows down blood pathways as far as i know, which means less oxygen during rolling, quitting zyns would probably increase his cardio after two weeks of come down
The MMA community is dog shit. Listening to all the polarizing takes is exhausting. It's nice to come to the BJJ world for a breath of fresh air. Thanks for making stuff like this.
I like Jozef. He seems like the person that nicky ryan could have been if Nicky had the genius type of autism instead of the short bus type. Also, i hope that nicky keeps competing after this adcc. He is an inspiration to all of the unathletic special ed kids.
Any time I hear “SHOOWTIME” on the MTA, I automatically realize that I managed to get on the wrong car and I’m going to be experiencing the worst possible entertainment until I get off.
Theyre letting in 300k uneducated peasants who don't speak English every single month. Texas and the rest of the border states going to have a massive homeless problem whether or not the state has high taxes. Go look at LA and San Fran lmao. All the taxes in the world and they have enough money to clear a few city blocks for Xi Jinpiangs once a decade visit and then it goes right back to the jungle.
This is the closest I've heard Craig Jones sound like Gordon Ryan. Bragging and putting people down. Everyone after this has to say to Craig Jones he's Nicky Ryan's brother. Ps the real Gordon definitely cucked his misses to Nicky Ryan and probs John daninher or even jon Jones. Craig your head is getting too big literally and figuratively. So anyone who sees Craig Jones try an Australian accent and talk to Craig. I'm an Australian and we love it when Americans talk in our accent so please do it to him
This really felt like a dad saying to one son why can't you be like the other son. It wasn't nice lol. Nicky's had that his whole life. The b team Channel has shown Nicky Ryan is better then is brother in everyway but cardio and knees. Anyway Craig be a better dad and show Nicky the ways of being a phukwhit without being one to him. Every dad knows this
@@ScuffedLandlordI meant a better human. I don't know them but from what I've seen of both Nicky Ryan is a better human. In jiu jitsu knowledge who knows. Yes Gordon seems to be able to implement his knowledge better. Gordon also has a few more things on his side. No time limit, no weight cut and who am I kidding Gordon is better in competition.
I went into the comp training class after rolling for only 7 weeks and there were two white belts and our brown belt coach. Half the class was gi and other half no gi. I popped a rib hard and I’m still recovering a week later but as I’m laying there not being able to move I asked “after we finished that station do he go no gi and then start it all over? 90+ minutes in?!? Coach said yes and I told him respectfully to go “F” himself and we all have a laugh as I lay paralyzed.
Question from a fellow austinite: did y’all intentionally set up in the place with the highest homeless density in Austin, or was that a happy accident?
Whats wild about Jiujitsu is that someone like Jozef can excel in the exact same sport that Nicky Rod excels in.
Facts, never know who tf gonna turn out a killer.
I don't get it. This isn't horse racing or basketball or sumo wrestling. They don't have weight classes for sumo though?
ya sumo has no weight classes@@juntjoonunya9216
@@juntjoonunya9216he probably meant personality wise
He's a beast though his arms long as fuck. Looks like he can touch his toes without bending over.
Please put this into Josef's college education
Also J-Rod's special education
😂
Craig already spent it on drugs
@@Johanmiami1nosebeers, to be exact
🤣 Im dying lol
hope Nicky and Jozef become more recurring co-hosts/guests, Theyre so interesting to have on
frfr
Add Jay to the mix as well
Was Nicky the chair?
Craig And NIcky flow really nice together , some good dudes. Craig is like that uncle then slips you beers lol
the way they have the chairs set up makes Nicky Ryan look like a Hobbit next to jozef
that's not from the chairs
Wow I can’t unsee it now
Jozef trying to make a joke about nazis not wanting to go to Africa and would go to Argentina instead went right over their heads 😂
It's also a classic conspiracy thingamajig
@@TimothyGrabarczykits not a conspiracy, they even have whole German villages and towns there
Nazis did go to Africa...
So, the most fascinating thing about this whole podcast was learning that Craig Jones read The Power Broker lol. Anybody who isn’t familiar - it looks like an encyclopedia and is a notoriously tough read about (in a nutshell) old NY politics and city planning. Her must’ve hated NYC so much that he became curious how it became this way lol.
LOL
Heterosexual adult men shouldn’t start sentences with the word ‘So’.
@@pierer91 take it easy tough guy lol
@@alexpereira6528 you know I'm right
Keep em as regulars, these boys are entertaining
Nicky is so much more likable than Gordon
That’s setting the bar pretty low
One has the sense of humor of a Proctologist with a serious case of Hyperosmia working on skid-row and the other of drywall placed in the basement of an sexually driven albino midget with a bottle of lotion
Gordon would be pretty likable if he weren’t completely brainwashed by right wing propaganda. He actively works to make people dislike him
Gordon's entire brand is being unlikeable. He trolls on purpose.
@@iiDefied ya i don't know how people wouldn't see that. i'm guessing he is a decent guy, Its not easy dealing with that level of status either. and everyone coming for his head
Jozef thank you for being so receptive in your DMs
Yeah I talked to him a bit on insta, seems like a really nice guy
pedo
It's not a Craig Jones podcast without audio issues
Craig needs to get into movies or TV his true potential is being missed
A drug addicts guide to professional combat sports: The Craig Jones story
😆😆😆
Me and the hobbit had a couple bumps before this one
He has really put nose beers on the map.
It’s better living thru advanced chemistry!
@@emgsixstringPEDs.
If we can get Bruce Buffer to announce Jozef as Jozef "The Pirate" Chen at ADCC, that would be 🔥.
I love that Joe response was "I've thought about it, but he doesn't have a car."😂
I like hearing Nicky starting to use the phrase "aye"
Jozef is the man! His diverse background and upbringing perhaps contributed to the open-mindedness and intelligence with which he approaches jiu-jitsu.
Germanic + Chinese is the super serum to have crazy technique
Perfect description ofJoe. I train at the same gym as JB. He's a legend. The nicest and funniest guy on the mat.
this channel is really starting to leave an imprint on me for better or worse
Both
Same
😂
Imprint in your pants ey
One of the most interesting competitors/practitioners in a long time.
Nicky Ryan looks like he was born and raised in The Shire.
Sassy Nicky Ryan is the best.
just a tip for nicky nicotine narrows down blood pathways as far as i know, which means less oxygen during rolling, quitting zyns would probably increase his cardio after two weeks of come down
Bro of course it will improve his performance if he stops, nicotine it's obvious not gonna help him
@@peshokelemeto2256 thank you for this insightful comment
@@peshokelemeto2256but muh brain enhancements
Nicotine is a nootropic. It can be leveraged for benefits if done correctly
@@jonjethro2278keep coping
The MMA community is dog shit. Listening to all the polarizing takes is exhausting. It's nice to come to the BJJ world for a breath of fresh air. Thanks for making stuff like this.
Stop looking for simulated community, martial arts is never going to be a community, it cannot be, it is what it is nothing more.
@@ryanthompson3446 my brother in christ who hurt you
@luiscruz5556 who raised you? A million people around the world are never going to have the same opinion
Lol u think bjj is any less polarizing? Most these guys IQ gotta be below 100 if they didnt have bjj they probably wouldn’t be employable lmao
@@ryanthompson3446 "the mma community" is a colloquialism, you bitter pedant.
Nicky Donald Ryan is the coolest dude on earth
Baby Nicky Ryan🥹
Damn. I felt bad for Nicky when Jozef said 'not everyone can have their brother be Gordon Ryan'. Shit look like he wounded poor Nicky...
He didn't word it like that at all though lol
It's pretty obvious from the context that he meant it as a training partner.
I just want to invite Nicky over for Christmas so he can spend time with our family
Thanks for this talk, really appreciate it
Nicky is low key the most interesting person on b team
Nicky Ryan replaced the bat signal with a crack pipe and all the homeless flock to his back yard. He’s a menace
Why did Ryan say they are not allowed to say Dorian’s name?
I came to the comments for this question
"that's the way"
Deandre Corbe beat AJ at trials. Don't know why they can't say his name though?
I love this and it hasn't even started yet.
Nicky Ryan needs someone following him with a camera at all times😂😂
Craig never hits a moment where he doesn’t have an elite retort. Banter masterclass
"Scooby Doo was better than all denim" - stay gold Craigy Boy
Jozef is an international man of mystery. He is all over the place training. At his age he has lived 10 times more than most ever will.
I like Jozef. He seems like the person that nicky ryan could have been if Nicky had the genius type of autism instead of the short bus type. Also, i hope that nicky keeps competing after this adcc. He is an inspiration to all of the unathletic special ed kids.
That Jersey cowboy comment was the call of the week!
59:42 the look on Craig face. He planned this.😂😂😂
41:56 glazed look for that flute
All the “ay” especially from Nicky is hilarious
need your brother on the pod more Craig
Can we get access to the library of pirated DVDs? We Brazilians need to catch up on the BJJ piracy game
Torrent bro
@@aicemenno internet in Brazil brother
man I've searched on 1337 and torrentgalaxy, but didnt find many unfortunately@@aicemen
@@aicemen can you explain where to get the torrent links from
"It'll be a fu*kin twisted tale" 😂😂😂
I have no money where do I get those instructionals
Craig could be a comedian he has crazy good way of setting up stories / jokes 😂😂
Nothing against freddy, but Nicky should be a regular on the podcast
As someone who switched from bjj to table tennis, I wanna see more of Nicky Ryan’s journey
The most surprising bit of the podcast was that Craig has read Caro's Power Broker. Pretty nice!
The banter never gets old. Man id love to grab a MGK rash guard but they only have em for midgets n kids. When's that restock lol
Mate you are kidding yourself if you think i'm not skipping that ad
Hey Craig, just so you know I skipped the promo
craig jones saying ay after every sentance is gold
Another awesome Pod!!!
Why did you bleep out AJ's trials opponent?
Hey, Jozef, where you find new instructionals for free?
Thumbnail guy needs a raise
That thumbnail though 😂😂😂😂
Throughly enjoyed this episode!
1:06:50 do you want to know how I got these SCARS?!
Craig is my new favorite human alive. Fn legend in the making. Could be the next gringo papi
"These days if I look and someone's not on their phone, I think: this guy is planning a shooting". Lolll
USA is just wild.
And where are you from
@@addyfilm somewhere that doesn't have mass shootings every hour
0:05 Nice T shirt Craig!!!
I saw Craig shitting in the streets multiple times in NYC idk why they didn't talk about it.
why didn't you help a brother ?
For the love of god, get a limiter plug in. The sound levels are everywhere
Any time I hear “SHOOWTIME” on the MTA, I automatically realize that I managed to get on the wrong car and I’m going to be experiencing the worst possible entertainment until I get off.
where do you guys get this pirates from xD
this episode confirms nicky has a touch of the tism. Low eye contact, stimming with that water bottle
If that’s how autism is being medically diagnosed these days, I’m very severely autistic. I need to get this checked out.
where can i go to pirate instructionals?
How do I get these... Pirated instructionals
😂 the thumbnail and title
In comic book way:
Jozef Chen is Invincible and Craig Jones is Omni Man
Nicky Ryan with that little red bag looks like a toddler with a beard
When Nicky Ryan say hmm and I’m listening on Spotify, I know his facial expression
You guys are awesome and hilarious.
"The taxes in Australia are too high, I'll stay in Austin where the government has no money for the homeless or potholes". Lollers
Austin is full of Californians. They used to pay higher taxes but had even more homeless.
Theyre letting in 300k uneducated peasants who don't speak English every single month. Texas and the rest of the border states going to have a massive homeless problem whether or not the state has high taxes.
Go look at LA and San Fran lmao. All the taxes in the world and they have enough money to clear a few city blocks for Xi Jinpiangs once a decade visit and then it goes right back to the jungle.
This is the closest I've heard Craig Jones sound like Gordon Ryan. Bragging and putting people down. Everyone after this has to say to Craig Jones he's Nicky Ryan's brother. Ps the real Gordon definitely cucked his misses to Nicky Ryan and probs John daninher or even jon Jones. Craig your head is getting too big literally and figuratively. So anyone who sees Craig Jones try an Australian accent and talk to Craig. I'm an Australian and we love it when Americans talk in our accent so please do it to him
we need jozef and nicky to make a podcast
Jozef’s use of the word “like” would make any 14 year old girl sound like a scholar
He a is 14 year old girl
Craig Jones: the big brother Nicky Ryan never had
What a great thumbnail
this chen kid is huge
gordon or john danaher on this podcast = GREATEST PODCAST EVER
or hitler!
That was really good
No matter how good you are at something, there's always an Asian kid better than you.
The noise gate is going ham! I can hear it going up and down when they speak
Ayo anyone got a link for free instructionals?
To Live and Die in LA shirt? Craig really does have impeccable cultural taste
This really felt like a dad saying to one son why can't you be like the other son. It wasn't nice lol. Nicky's had that his whole life. The b team Channel has shown Nicky Ryan is better then is brother in everyway but cardio and knees. Anyway Craig be a better dad and show Nicky the ways of being a phukwhit without being one to him. Every dad knows this
Bro, Craig is his uncle, Gordon is his dad.
It was an abusive relationship and Craig rescued him and so he gets repayment by giving him shit.
If you're gonna say that Nicky is better than him brother who is basically recognized as the GOAT, you better have some proof to back that up.
@@ScuffedLandlordI meant a better human. I don't know them but from what I've seen of both Nicky Ryan is a better human. In jiu jitsu knowledge who knows. Yes Gordon seems to be able to implement his knowledge better. Gordon also has a few more things on his side. No time limit, no weight cut and who am I kidding Gordon is better in competition.
@@cognitivedissonancecamp6326oh man poor Nicky Ryan will have some daddy issues.
Chen is awesome
I love how I already know where this title is going 😂😂😂😂
47:20 where you at sonny? #NICKYTHEBULL
"any time you get behind me now, I just immediately put my knees on the mat..." - Nicky Ryan
Excellent pod. Just one thing for the young fellas. Please talk near the mic so we don’t get super high and low volumes ffs
These after parties sound awesome. Is it like a music festival where I can spend like 2k for a vip ticket? Lmao
would love to meet joseph. im half taiwanese as well and have autism, as an athlete and coach i have some things we think we could connect about!
I went into the comp training class after rolling for only 7 weeks and there were two white belts and our brown belt coach. Half the class was gi and other half no gi. I popped a rib hard and I’m still recovering a week later but as I’m laying there not being able to move I asked “after we finished that station do he go no gi and then start it all over? 90+ minutes in?!? Coach said yes and I told him respectfully to go “F” himself and we all have a laugh as I lay paralyzed.
The studio layout makes the guest look huge compared to Craig and Nicky
The turkey slap, JT at bullet proof for bjj
Question from a fellow austinite: did y’all intentionally set up in the place with the highest homeless density in Austin, or was that a happy accident?
Jozef Chen talks like a surfer but somehow also very articulate