Having just graduated college this game hits too close to home for me. Do you know how many people see a young adult and immediately flag them down to get them jelly? I can barely make it to the post office.
@@sidharthraman5898 It actually didn't go too well, still occasionally having the demon problems. Likely due to the fact that I never finished payments on the exorcism. The priest mentioned me getting repossessed if I didn't pay.
Kevin: This game is harder than real life This game: Has jobs around every corner that you don't even need to apply for and houses that only cost $1000
He did do a couple of woodworking live streams. You can watch them on his stream upload channel. I don't think he did many because I don't think they did too well.
“This simulator game is 99.999% harder than real life” It’s because it’s Jim Pickens’ life simulator, you have to make a whole cult, take over the whole neighborhood, and kill all your enemies, it’s a hard game
"This simulator virus has a 99.999% survival rate in real life" It's because it's Bill Gates life simulator, you have to make a whole cult, take over the whole neighborhood, and kill all your enemies, it’s a hard game
@@sdfjkl99959 99,999% can be expressed as 0,99999. Rounding that up to 1 or 100% is a change of 0,00001 or 0,001%. If something is 100% more than something else, that can be expressed as x+x*100%=x+x*1=2x, where x is what that something else is. If something is 200% as hard as something else, that can be expressed as x+x*200%=x+x*2=3x. On another hand, if something is 4 times as hard as something else, we can find out how much harder it is in percentages with 4x=x+x*3=x+x*300%. So we get 300% as to how much harder something is, if it's 4 times as hard.
I think you're confused. The Jelly made him break out into dance. I miss that series though. If he brings it back he needs to add the rest of the Irish lads
I've thought about this a lot! I know it must be hella exhausting for the guy but I'm so grateful for it. Being able to come home, relax, and have a Kevin video to watch is such a relief.
Kevin: "Why do I always waste time on over complicating things? I could have just loaded them up in the back of the truck, I just would maybe take less" Also Kevin: spends a minute trying to deliver them in one trip.
"Do you want me to literally put it in your mouth too, do you want me to spoon feed ya?" As usual I needed a laugh after a long day, and as usual even before that line, I was laughing my not-bouncy ass off.
With most youtubers I’d be like, ‘yeah sure whatever you totally read about ‘lumbar prices’ but sitting in bed for like two hours reading about lumbar is totally something I see Kevin doing
Idk if it's the wobbly animation of the game or the fact that Kevin literally didn't complete any of the jobs, but this is the funniest game he's played in a while !
Kevin! After months of watching your videos, you've really been rubbing off on me! I even got hit by a car today! I have some recovering to do but I am ok! I just thought that was pretty funny, to suddenly have that in common with one of my favorite creators, of all things. Keep it up, your great attitude makes things easier. Much love Kev
@cjthemisfit That's wild, I'm glad you're doing alright. My injury was a grade 2 muscle tear so it was a little scary, but the recovery was relatively quick. Maybe more car buddies will reply
Just imagining this poor mother sending her kid out to get a job, maybe food delivery or lawn mowing but no he comes back days later with radiation poisoning a chicken costume and committed vehicular manslaughter on multiple occasions
KevIn the toys section: "This could be very concerning if I'm anything over the age of 7." Do not shame me and my addiction to Lion King merch sir *sweats in 24yo*
I love how Kevin denigrates himself yet he is a highly successful former business owner that was a high-school drop out, that is legit helping so many people around the world by cheering them up. Would legit love to meet the bastard and Anna.
I haven't actually listened to a TH-cam ad in a long time, but I have been subscribed to Morning Bew for a few months and I actually really enjoy it! It quickly became a part of my morning routine.
Kevin: I’m really into woodwork Me: Nice try Kevin, but that would require you going outside. But fr keep up the great content man. You are loved and appreciated and always help me get through the day. 🙌
Our Kevin, who art in Ireland, Hallow be Thy name. I eat potatoes While I watch your Videos. You said our sins can be Forgiven this way. Our Kevin, who art in Cork, Are my sins forgiven?
Kevin, lots of people enjoy woodworking videos (myself included)! I'd be interested to see some of your work! Could be good content for the 2nd channel
@@ghostly3716 actually he really asked about 346 times, he has 600+ comments on the channel and if you see the last videos, he commented there as well. Dude is really committed😆😄
I want to see your woodwork! You should include it in a video sometime! At least put your creations in the background of your videos or something! I build stuff with scrap wood and I love seeing what other people make! I refuse to edit this comment down to a reasonable number of exclamation points!
Thanks to Morning Brew for my daily news perk - sign up for free here cen.yt/mbcallmekevin #ad
Done, thanks big Kev, we love you big Kev
Maybe
I’ll think about it
Okie Irish daddy
Ok I signed up, I expect you to hand-deliver coffee to me every morning now
"Why do we deliver to you you FECKIN hermit" - Every PostMates driver ever
Facts 🤣
Hello my fellow blue L
@@lizzyfredrick2363 Heelllllllllo!
"Because im a feckin hermit duh" *takes food and slams door*
They be the ones not tipping 😂
Kevin's mom: Stop playing video games and get a job.
Kevin: Why not both?
But he does play video games?
@@mobiley3151 No, they’re referring to him playing video games and having that as his job, so TH-cam.
@@bread9082 and also jobs in the game
@@mobiley3151 *That's the point*
@@Chlooo.e Then he didnt do both
The character getting hit by a car as Kevin is talking about how he relates to him is iconic
Having just graduated college this game hits too close to home for me.
Do you know how many people see a young adult and immediately flag them down to get them jelly? I can barely make it to the post office.
Br
How did the exorcism go
@@sidharthraman5898 It actually didn't go too well, still occasionally having the demon problems. Likely due to the fact that I never finished payments on the exorcism. The priest mentioned me getting repossessed if I didn't pay.
@@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose might I suggest DIY?
@@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose omg 😳 that was brilliant 😳😂
I'm sure that Kevin's maMA is very proud of her 27 year old chess prodigy, former award-winning esports captain son.
With 2.69 million subscribers
Máthair. Stands for "mother" in ireland
Don’t forgot get amateur carpenter
Excellent Baker too
I can't be the only one who said maMA as "mah-muh" in Kevin's tone
the way he aggressively said GO AROUND I'VE HAD A BAD DAY just made me laugh soo hard.
Kevin: This game is harder than real life
This game: Has jobs around every corner that you don't even need to apply for and houses that only cost $1000
Also, half-done Jobs that take like five minutes to complete give you around 50$.
@@JuMiKu Yeah. God, I *wish.*
@@briarpelt2333 Don't we all? 😮💨
"I'm really into woodworking"
I wanna see Kevin make a table now
He did do a couple of woodworking live streams. You can watch them on his stream upload channel. I don't think he did many because I don't think they did too well.
@@MarkelleRayneeSheree He did just the one table, iirc. There’s a few streams though cause that’s how long it took to make the table
“This simulator game is 99.999% harder than real life”
It’s because it’s Jim Pickens’ life simulator, you have to make a whole cult, take over the whole neighborhood, and kill all your enemies, it’s a hard game
"This simulator virus has a 99.999% survival rate in real life"
It's because it's Bill Gates life simulator, you have to make a whole cult, take over the whole neighborhood, and kill all your enemies, it’s a hard game
99.999% rounds up to 100%, meaning it's just about twice as hard as real life.
@@villevalste1888 (sorry for being a little bit late) So by your logic if someone says 200% It means 300% Or 400% ?
@@sdfjkl99959 99,999% can be expressed as 0,99999. Rounding that up to 1 or 100% is a change of 0,00001 or 0,001%.
If something is 100% more than something else, that can be expressed as x+x*100%=x+x*1=2x, where x is what that something else is. If something is 200% as hard as something else, that can be expressed as x+x*200%=x+x*2=3x.
On another hand, if something is 4 times as hard as something else, we can find out how much harder it is in percentages with 4x=x+x*3=x+x*300%. So we get 300% as to how much harder something is, if it's 4 times as hard.
@@villevalste1888 🤓
Kevin: who needs this much tomatos??
'Every Italian mother gets offended by this'
At this point Kevin should be known as the Lord of Chaos because every game he plays leads to Chaos
"When u have an addiction, become the addiction"
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 - yes it's true with Kevin you either become addicted to him or get infected by the Kevin drug
The fact that Kevin didn't see the money bag fall off the truck was kinda funny. 😅😅😅
"You really love jelly.."
Me getting flashbacks of lilKev sinking into a hole
I think you're confused. The Jelly made him break out into dance. I miss that series though. If he brings it back he needs to add the rest of the Irish lads
@@Raymal100 yesss i died from laughter , he sank in to a hole and went totally mad😂 i wish he brings the serie back, i would love to see more.
Someone please create a Turg Simulator, so that we may see a glimpse of his simple lifestyle...
turg.
@@ecavicc turg.
@@oliverkirwan5129 turg.
turg.
@@niallbradley5415 turg
"I should really get a job"
1 minute later: "I don't like working :("
Br
@@ariejohnson1944 Shut!
@@Emil_Stoltz ok I will get you a new phone number
@@ariejohnson1944 What?
@@Emil_Stoltz I like simpsons chad
the consistency of kevin’s channel is immaculate.
I've thought about this a lot! I know it must be hella exhausting for the guy but I'm so grateful for it. Being able to come home, relax, and have a Kevin video to watch is such a relief.
4:18 I’d like to personally thank the editor for throwing in this gem of a spider-man 2 reference
Has $70 to show his mom he worked
Kevin: Look mom what I bought with my money I have chicken legs
I just ordered my Cult Merch! You're awesome Kevin, we appreciate you and your videos!!!
nothing is harder than life, other than escaping from jim pickens
Nobody is safe from Jim Pickens
"Nothing is harder" is too exploitable a phrase, little one, be careful
Who wants to escape from Jim Pickens though. He is out Dear Great Leader, who do you want to leave the basement?
Yes! Getting away from Jim Pickens is... *looks down*, very hard...
What?? Escaping jim pickens? Thats an option???
"This simulator game is 99.999% harder than real life"
Sounds like a clickbaity title for a mobile game ad
Br
I can’t reach pink color
yeah i dont rlly like the clickbait titles/thumbnails but it's okay kev is still funny
Also doesnt make sense because that means it's not as hard as real life
@@ariejohnson1944 ead
Kevin: "Why do I always waste time on over complicating things? I could have just loaded them up in the back of the truck, I just would maybe take less"
Also Kevin: spends a minute trying to deliver them in one trip.
Yellow man carrying the money and walking is the cutest thing I ve seen Today
Kevin’s version of left brain right brain is actually Turg brain Jim brain💀
Br
A game that’s harder than life?
Probably, they don’t get to watch Kevin’s videos everyday
Br
Actually 0.01%easier than life
@@ariejohnson1944 fr*
@@sohawajid250 nop
"Do you want me to literally put it in your mouth too, do you want me to spoon feed ya?" As usual I needed a laugh after a long day, and as usual even before that line, I was laughing my not-bouncy ass off.
As an ex paper boy I appreciate kevin standing up for the old fashioned ways of delivery, some representation is always nice.
I just wanna say I’m going through a rough time rn and watching these videos are one of the few times I laugh each day
Hugs! Hope things are better now
Literally gets hit with money "you didn't pay me" Kevin never change we love you as you are
Kevin is the own reason we get out of bed honestly
for real
You guys get beds?
@@silvertube11 basement floor gang rise up
basement mat, but ok, 'floor' 'bed' ...fancy-pants
Br
I kinda reeeeeeally want to just explore this world, it's so cute
With most youtubers I’d be like, ‘yeah sure whatever you totally read about ‘lumbar prices’ but sitting in bed for like two hours reading about lumbar is totally something I see Kevin doing
Lol, lumbar
While I'm pretty sure you mean lumber, I can also see him reading about spine prices
Idk if it's the wobbly animation of the game or the fact that Kevin literally didn't complete any of the jobs, but this is the funniest game he's played in a while !
As someone who litter-picks to help my local community, I felt that when you threw that rubbish in the lake!
Kevin!
After months of watching your videos, you've really been rubbing off on me!
I even got hit by a car today!
I have some recovering to do but I am ok!
I just thought that was pretty funny, to suddenly have that in common with one of my favorite creators, of all things.
Keep it up, your great attitude makes things easier.
Much love Kev
I too have been hit by a car
@@rogergoza3180 When was it, how's your recovery looking?
I know it's a year late but welcome to hit by car club. I got hit 20 years ago. Recovery sucked ass but I'm still here. I hope you're doing well
@cjthemisfit That's wild, I'm glad you're doing alright. My injury was a grade 2 muscle tear so it was a little scary, but the recovery was relatively quick.
Maybe more car buddies will reply
I’m dying from the commentary of this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m late to this but damn Kevin nvr disappoint with the one liner and jokes.
Just imagining this poor mother sending her kid out to get a job, maybe food delivery or lawn mowing but no he comes back days later with radiation poisoning a chicken costume and committed vehicular manslaughter on multiple occasions
*zooms in on money bag spawning and falling on ground*
(disappointed) "you didn't pay me anything"
5:01 Kevin once again flexing his random JFK knowledge on us
i er uh
Remember the cod zombies gameplay with RT? He loves this man’s voice lmao
All of a sudden, I have a great interest in seeing Kevin do a woodworking video.
14:07 🤣 fecking hell, Kevin you had me in tears laughing
This little egghead is definitely one of my favorites so far..
Me too! I died at that point
Jesus Kevin has the shortest attention span I've ever seen. Lol 😂
Wobbly wobble! This game seems well-suited for you, Kevin -- floppy, easily-abused characters, lots of stuff to steal, and lots of jobs to fail at. XD
Day 104 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Detective 1 or Mary Kate and Ashley Magic Mystery Mall
KevIn the toys section: "This could be very concerning if I'm anything over the age of 7."
Do not shame me and my addiction to Lion King merch sir *sweats in 24yo*
Do whatever you want as long as you aren't hurting anybody
Don't shame me and my addiction to video game plushies, sir. *Sweats in 20yo.*
Same. *Sips from my Lion King mug, while turning off my room's light switch of Simba's fake leaf mane*
Me and anything Spongebob *hides in 28 year old*
@@Ace_Maus that sounds amazing
Kevin you've been a huge inspiration to me in making and keeping up with my channel.
That headphone slap was wobbly
This game looks and feels like the Totally Reliable Delivery Service game Kevin played before.
I love how Kevin denigrates himself yet he is a highly successful former business owner that was a high-school drop out, that is legit helping so many people around the world by cheering them up. Would legit love to meet the bastard and Anna.
Man, I absolutely love you're videos.
It's crazy how every time I think Kevin makes up with his parents, a new video comes to disprove that theory.
"I gotta say, this is not feel like the most efficient way." - Kevo 2021
3:05
so its kevin who's been stealing my lawnmowers
Day 50 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine
Hey Turg, nice to see ya
@@shadowcween7890 hi! nice to see you too!!
Hey guys, how's it going?
@@IamaPERSON hi! i'm doing okay, how are you?
@@callmeturg also ok, been playing GTA 5 online
I’m involved with the roofing and contractor industry and I knew exactly when this video came out because of your into talking about wood lmao
I love that TH-cam tagged this as “the Simpsons Hit and Run”
I haven't actually listened to a TH-cam ad in a long time, but I have been subscribed to Morning Bew for a few months and I actually really enjoy it!
It quickly became a part of my morning routine.
Day 97 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
Cring
Gmaer
@Jason Sunderland hilarious**
Jontron did it and its scary
@Jason Sunderland wo ist da ein spelling mistake you little fecker?
PLEASE play more of this omg
7:53 the most relatable sentence on earth
Kevin: I’m really into woodwork
Me: Nice try Kevin, but that would require you going outside.
But fr keep up the great content man. You are loved and appreciated and always help me get through the day. 🙌
Kevin's title should absolutely be the King of Chaos.
Seeing Kevin start and fail to finish jobs is the most relatable thing I've seen
Kevin looking for jelly...
**Lil Kev has joined the chat**
If you like stacking tomatoes on your car, you'll love Radical Relocation, a game all about moving furniture ON your vehicle
I now really wanna see a callmeKevin woodwork series
Our Kevin, who art in Ireland,
Hallow be Thy name.
I eat potatoes
While I watch your Videos.
You said our sins can be
Forgiven this way.
Our Kevin, who art in Cork,
Are my sins forgiven?
This is amazing!
@@IamaPERSON Thank you, random citizen!
You make our lives easier Kevin.
Stay precious ♥
"Why do we deliver to you, you feckin' hermit" god thats too real
"Because im a feckin hermit duh" *takes food and slams door*
Day 118 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
NO!!!!!
I hate these comments
They are a staple of the comment section now but I will admit I do miss the timadachi video and wish he would make just one more
@@Christopher64 He can’t, the file was corrupted
Wobbly life is hysterical I got it a while back and it’s dumb fun
You think you can get away without doing a full cover of chug jug with you Kevin, I'm waiting.
this is actually pretty on point. My fist week of living alone went along somewhat similarly.
Yes TH-cam, this is The Simpson’s: Hit and Run
Pls more of this game it looks so adorable
Kevin, lots of people enjoy woodworking videos (myself included)! I'd be interested to see some of your work! Could be good content for the 2nd channel
He has a twitch channel where he built a table a while ago.
You really have been my fav youtube channel for. About 2 years now and i just wanted to say i hope you keep doing a great job
Day 346 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
You can make it to a year I know it
These comments ruin Kevin's comment section. You are so unoriginal as to be annoying
You’ve probably asked like twice
I believe you've missed a count
@@ghostly3716 actually he really asked about 346 times, he has 600+ comments on the channel and if you see the last videos, he commented there as well. Dude is really committed😆😄
Being extremely specific that it is very very slightly less than twice as hard as life
The simulator is harder than real life for kevin
Yes, yes it is
Now I want to see Kevin do a woodworking video. That would be something "a little bit different," alright.
i love kevin
Brilliant. May you always enjoy freedom in your bosom area.
Though I’m amazed you passed up the hot air balloons for a harvester!
Day 681 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
"I'm really into lumber work" Kevin doing a stream of building a table. Heckles yea Kevin!
Day 108 of asking Kevin to play SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab
I remember that game well and think Kevin will enjoy it, but these 'Day 42069 asking Chad thunderball to play' comments are obnoxious.
Yeah! The plankton levels were awesome!
Beast Boy had to fight aliens for his scooter, so it could have been worse.
Wow, this Morning Brew thing is actually really cool, and remember, use Kevin's referral link!
I want to see your woodwork! You should include it in a video sometime! At least put your creations in the background of your videos or something!
I build stuff with scrap wood and I love seeing what other people make!
I refuse to edit this comment down to a reasonable number of exclamation points!
I like the part where Kevin plays the game
that's my favourite part
Somehow Kevin actually has convinced me to read the news
I've was trying to learn how to sing as good as the dear leader, but I gave up and watched this video instead...
it’s nice to see lil kev has a tribute in this game in the form of jelly guy
I wanna see the irish gang playing this together.
Omg, I lost it when he was trying to hitch the trailer, lol.🤣
I got this notification while I was watching another one of his videos
3:05 Just like that Kevin just got all of us who played Paperboy to shiver
well, we got tonight's nightmare queued up, it's gonna be Kevin shouting: "Do you want me to put it in your mouth?!"
Kevin driving to the dump without picking up the waste doesn't surprise me.
At all