Retri: *MASS DESTRUCTION* YNGKing: *Uno reverse + birthday surprise* Teefz: *The gates of hell opened all at once and the gatekeeper was not pleased* Rio: *Incest bullet matrix dodge.*
That second guy, and his story beautiful as a wildfire, very eye - catching, but only for admiration from far away. I'm sure her parents were humiliated beyond the point of no return.
In my country marriage of first cousins is quite normal. As a matter of fact there's a proverb that roughly translates to "wedding vowes of first cousins is written in the stars" meaning it is favored by the heavens I Don't get the American hysteria
I officially disavow my sins. I never wanted them, I never supported them. They were forced upon me without my consent. I don’t hate them, they were born this way, but they must be put down.
An this is why you NEVER EVER Cheat!! It's WHY TV shows it's STUPID to think you can get away with Cheating! You'll ALWAYS fuck up SOMETIME and then get caught!! 99%+ of the time this happens. You slip up, or an accident happens, or SOMETHING!!
I learned that when i was like 8 or something , it was explained in some kids show because it came up as a question because someone thought someone else would date their cousin. Afaik, your cousin is already genetically far enough away, that if you had kids with them, they wouldnt get any gene mutations, that may result in disabilities, which is probably the main reason you are not alowed to have kids with your siblings. And im pretty sure its legal in a lot of countries.
For cousins, it is all about genetics for babies, and arbitrary religious standards for marriage. So, second cousins (you shared grandparents), you are legal, but have a 5% birth defect rate (see Alabama). In this story, they share a great-grandfather, making them 3rd cousins. So genetics and the law were on their side. Good luck at family functions or community functions though. For the extra creepy curiosity people in the crowd, each generation you go up in age, they become closer cousins until they are some type of aunt/uncle. So the father of you 3rd cousin is your second cousin, once removed. His father is your first cousin twice removed. One more step up, you have run into your great aunt/uncle. The other direction stays at being your 3rd cousin, they just become more removed. 3rd cousin once removed, twice removed, etc. All relations removed do not legally matter or genetically matter. So a first cousin twice removed is still going to have a 25% chance of needing to move to Alabama or Alberta and change their name to Sloth. It's a boomer dad joke, kids. Ask your parents or watch Goonies already, before Disney destroys it with a "modern culture" remake!!
Me? confessing my sins?! To the "NuN"?! Eyo, from how many Twitch stream of her I been watching from the beginning since I met this Mommy? The Too much Time that I was supposed to use in my Work in Game developing, Sacrifice to the WHOLE EACH AND EVERY STREAM of Her. Have I haven't Confess all my sins to it?!?!
13:36 "Hwut"! Oh, a King Of The Hill fan I see. Do you think Hank Hill will cast my soul into Hell for using charcoal instead of propane? I'd ask him myself, but he is very elusive. A nun & a propane salesman are sort of similar right?
I have a confession, around 3 years ago when I was 27 and recently dumped I remembered a dude in our friend group who had tried to make a pass at my partner, anyway I decided because I was dumb and angry I would sext his gf, she reciprocated and we did that behind his back for 3 months, I documented all of it, then mass sent him all the juicy bits like her calling me daddy and master, degrading his performance in bed, then blocked him and had others tell me how much of an implosion it was, apparently she had been sexting 3 other guys but I was the catalyst for it all 🤫
I’m going to hell for these Throwing firecrackers in letterboxes Intentionally swapping parcels, as in mixing up delivery’s Scaring my parents with a soccer horn (klaxon) by sneaking inside then behind them when they answer the door at point blank
Since its still sunday, i wish confess that due to my viginity, i uh... i have been...im so sorry *sniffle* i have been violating my right hand, over and over and over multiple times. Forgive me saint cottontail of Virgin assasination and assistance.
Man, you didn't have to do Alabama like that. It's not like that here, at all. Having lived in other parts of the country, I have to say that it's awesome here.
I want to formally apologize for my sins.
1000 lashes
U are forgiven by me brother, but the rest will have to decide that.
@@leviplaysgames6848 I'M SORRY LMFAO
did you share the video she consented to selling or the private one?
@@v3l638 ty good sir
Retri: *MASS DESTRUCTION*
YNGKing: *Uno reverse + birthday surprise*
Teefz: *The gates of hell opened all at once and the gatekeeper was not pleased*
Rio: *Incest bullet matrix dodge.*
my bad
@JohnnyFazbearAnimates
Retri really went Scorched Earth Policy.
@JohnnyFazbearAnimates "Behold, the face of Chaos!"
Cotton: "CONFESS CHILD!"
Me: (looks at watch) "How much time you got?"
That second guy, and his story beautiful as a wildfire, very eye - catching, but only for admiration from far away. I'm sure her parents were humiliated beyond the point of no return.
I once "entertained" myself 9 times in a row.
And at one point that was normal for me
Is Mr Johnson still intact?
@@insertedgynamehere___969 yeah he's fine.
Good work soldier, go for 10.
@@RetriMusic what am I? Goku?
Amen
That second guy just committed NUCLEAR REVENGE
He chose violence
The transition between Sister Cotton to Mommy Cotton is too consistent 😂
(This idea could spark a fan mail “confession” segment following this)
I got shivers just from the opening scenes-
_THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN THIS WORLD NOT MEANT TO COINCIDE WITH ONE ANOTHER_
Cotton: You get 10 Hail Marys
Aaron Rodgers: *challenge accepted*
I did the deed
Did not expect a deep NFL cut about Aaron Rodgers playing hero ball this season in a cotton tail video.....but I'm here for it!
I need more of this
This is actually peak content
A good laugh to start the day
god tier content
@@RetriMusic Amazing story unholy man
@@FriedBryceVer.1.22 LMFAO ty
*deep breath* Alright, what type of degeneracy is in store for us today..
Edit: sweet home alamaba
Alamaba
In my country marriage of first cousins is quite normal. As a matter of fact there's a proverb that roughly translates to "wedding vowes of first cousins is written in the stars" meaning it is favored by the heavens
I Don't get the American hysteria
These stories were really great and fun to listen to! Also much respect to the participants for confessing❤
it's all fun and games thinking he shouldn't expose her secrets but we all know she be sharing his secrets with her friends
That last confession, she's got to be Filipina for SUUUURE!
I am! 😂
0:25
Looking good as always Cottontail, I hope you're having a great day on this fine Sunday. 🙂
So we need the concerned praying meme all over this, everybody praying, no exceptions.
Teefz story was definitly my favorite one😂😂
Dude at 5:00 is the biggest bloody Chad I’ve ever heard of.
Here after the F1nn5ter stream. Definitely not disappointed! Please go make F1nn5ter uncomfortable again plzzzz
ahah~ will do darling
That one by Rio caught me off guard lol. Didn't go the direction I thought it was going xD
The one making me sin is asking me to confess my sin dear shiva what a predicament
I got more sins to apologize for than I can count
May the lord have mercy on our souls, this stuff is cursed.
My goodness I was not expecting expecting the last one. That’s goin to Alabama there
I think the proper thing to say is "Forgive me mommy, for I have been very naughty"
👀
12:53 Cotton has ascended. She has become a slide whistle. Praise be.
Whatever you confess, just know that Cotton has done way worse
The second one while I was drinking water I laughed so hard that it came out of my nose. Chad worthy statue
We need more of these Cotton! ^_^
I officially disavow my sins. I never wanted them, I never supported them. They were forced upon me without my consent. I don’t hate them, they were born this way, but they must be put down.
I cant get over the moistcritikal photos 😭
An this is why you NEVER EVER Cheat!! It's WHY TV shows it's STUPID to think you can get away with Cheating! You'll ALWAYS fuck up SOMETIME and then get caught!! 99%+ of the time this happens. You slip up, or an accident happens, or SOMETHING!!
^^^^
nuclear revenge for the win
@@roguerangerroger
I've started choking and crying out of laughter 💀
I'm going in hell for this straight to the deepest depths of boiler room and i deserve it 🤣
we all do
“ I was on my on knees for Jesus last night”
Good lord, come on cottontail 😅🤣 your sins are the blasphemy and lust my girl
Alot of these stories are an eye for an eye and these people are menaces
thanks babe
"ITS LEGAL IN GERMANY?" I didnt even knew that
I learned that when i was like 8 or something , it was explained in some kids show because it came up as a question because someone thought someone else would date their cousin.
Afaik, your cousin is already genetically far enough away, that if you had kids with them, they wouldnt get any gene mutations, that may result in disabilities, which is probably the main reason you are not alowed to have kids with your siblings.
And im pretty sure its legal in a lot of countries.
Lemme stack those sins so i can see how stacked mama cotton is!
Cotton can do voice overs for a siren
For cousins, it is all about genetics for babies, and arbitrary religious standards for marriage. So, second cousins (you shared grandparents), you are legal, but have a 5% birth defect rate (see Alabama). In this story, they share a great-grandfather, making them 3rd cousins. So genetics and the law were on their side. Good luck at family functions or community functions though. For the extra creepy curiosity people in the crowd, each generation you go up in age, they become closer cousins until they are some type of aunt/uncle. So the father of you 3rd cousin is your second cousin, once removed. His father is your first cousin twice removed. One more step up, you have run into your great aunt/uncle. The other direction stays at being your 3rd cousin, they just become more removed. 3rd cousin once removed, twice removed, etc. All relations removed do not legally matter or genetically matter. So a first cousin twice removed is still going to have a 25% chance of needing to move to Alabama or Alberta and change their name to Sloth. It's a boomer dad joke, kids. Ask your parents or watch Goonies already, before Disney destroys it with a "modern culture" remake!!
Alamaba*
Teefz is officially a greater daemon of Nurgle. Only a servant of the plague god can unleash a shit of such unholy proportions
THAT SECOND GUY IS A KING
More of this please this was gold
Cottontial I confess my sins and I ask for you to forgive my wrongs, but I have just begun.
These confessions this time around had a lot of cousin incest.
good thing i was adopted from a country across the world so my likelihood of running into blood relatives is slim to none
*whimpers*
I'm sorry mommy
That one is the epidemy the wierd al song
""And there is saw on her chest, my family crest. How was I supposed to know we were both related? "
took me 2 minutes to realize charlie is jesus here...
7 mins
is that Obi-wan Kenobi in the corner there?
Boy that escalated quickly
So you're telling me... Teefz power shidded?
1:29 This guy compliments himself. lmao
IM SORRY MAN
This was like GOD TIER
Forgive me, Mommy... for I must sin.
Its a shame shes getting a 2d model, this one is so animated and expressive, in a way 2d can never be
ikr? :\
13:30 in france too... That's what happens when your country was a kingdom x)
This is enough youtube for today
Shout out YNGKING with the Pyschodrama thumbnail!
Dave is fire!
Oh, man, this confessions are interesting to hear, and, also, awesome to watch 🙃🙂👍
its always a good day when you upload :)
I can't wait to have the next one
I kinda wanna confess my sins but I’m not sure if my sinful thoughts would count as sins 😬😅
bro the 2nd confession is craazzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy
Ain't no way. No one with that voice has enough rizz for a foursome.
we need more of this video
Your whole chat has confessions, which is watching you XD
I don't have that many mys... (deletes browser history) myself.
The first one is still revenge porn
lol
Need more of these
1st guy straight up broke the law
lol
Holy fucking shit these are some banger sins lol
This confessional is Unholy in the best of ways 😆🤣😆🤣
Don't do unto others what you don't want done unto you.”
- Confucius, The art of confusion
^^^^^^^^^^
If anyone else wants to know the choir at the start, it’s
cantus firmus monks lynn m barter
my eyes just went 👀
I would like to apologize for my sins....
*Now plZ PeG m-*
YNGKING did that girl mad dirty bro 😂
Damn, I gotta get in on this confession shit... and I'm not even catholic. Lol
What's the music called in the background? It's so divine.
Me? confessing my sins?! To the "NuN"?!
Eyo, from how many Twitch stream of her I been watching from the beginning since I met this Mommy?
The Too much Time that I was supposed to use in my Work in Game developing, Sacrifice to the WHOLE EACH AND EVERY STREAM of Her.
Have I haven't Confess all my sins to it?!?!
We need more of those xD
How did the guy who shit in the strawberries wipe his ass😂😂😂
8:03 someone cut the video right at 2:22 on the timer….. I’m so pissed xD
13:36 "Hwut"! Oh, a King Of The Hill fan I see. Do you think Hank Hill will cast my soul into Hell for using charcoal instead of propane? I'd ask him myself, but he is very elusive. A nun & a propane salesman are sort of similar right?
I have a confession, around 3 years ago when I was 27 and recently dumped I remembered a dude in our friend group who had tried to make a pass at my partner, anyway I decided because I was dumb and angry I would sext his gf, she reciprocated and we did that behind his back for 3 months, I documented all of it, then mass sent him all the juicy bits like her calling me daddy and master, degrading his performance in bed, then blocked him and had others tell me how much of an implosion it was, apparently she had been sexting 3 other guys but I was the catalyst for it all 🤫
AYOOOOOOO
Lol forgot about this confession, yeah I went demon mode on him
Dude retri is fuckin relentless for that
my bad
YNGKING,DAM,the girl got trashed on her brthday
the second one is so evil brooo
Only the last two sounded truthful.
understandable but sadly not lying, even had to hit her with a cease and desist because she started to cause other issues later down the line.
I’m going to hell for these
Throwing firecrackers in letterboxes
Intentionally swapping parcels, as in mixing up delivery’s
Scaring my parents with a soccer horn (klaxon) by sneaking inside then behind them when they answer the door at point blank
Since its still sunday, i wish confess that due to my viginity, i uh... i have been...im so sorry *sniffle* i have been violating my right hand, over and over and over multiple times. Forgive me saint cottontail of Virgin assasination and assistance.
ayooooo the 2nd guy. god fking damnnnnnnnnnn. 0_0 fucking chad bro
Daym she make my gazopazorp go hee hoo hee hoo
Masterclass
I tried sticking my dinky in Holy Water so it would change Sin into the coming of the Lord… forgive me…
Man, you didn't have to do Alabama like that. It's not like that here, at all. Having lived in other parts of the country, I have to say that it's awesome here.
NOOOOOOOOO WHYYY ME
This was a paymoneywubby bit
i was supposed to confess on the seccond stream but my london trip fell on that day, maybe next time though^^
I killed someone in 2018. Rest in peace Jeff, I hope you know I never wanted to do it
All of them were terrible bro 😭 but so funny 😂
MANNNNNNN
How can I join this?
That was fucking wild 😂😅
It s legal in Europe. And actually yes it s, there is enough genetic diversity to have the same rate of mutant baby than a normal couple