love how the part that got him was the fact that jesus is not in the old testament and not the part where jesus says not to eat pizza older than 2 days
@@tinvojnovic6021 If he doesn't know the entire book, how does he know Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament. Maybe they put him in there in the background as foreshadowing 🤔
@@SpartanXVII There actually is. God speaks about the creation of the world as if he's speaking to multiple people, as in the Trinity. Genesis uses the words "us" and "our" a lot, even though the only cognizant person in that time was God himself. Unless... he was speaking to others. “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness….” (Gen. 1:26 NIV) Who else would he be talking to in this quote? I got this from 3 seconds of searching Google. The bible-crazed dinosaur couldn't string that together in his whole diatribe on his personal religious beliefs.
Well the old testament is way longer than the new testament so I do see where he was coming from.. I can’t believe I was rooting so hard for Nithin to not get caught about “Takeout is sin” not being in the bible to an extremely devout christian. The suspense in these videos man.
Guy be like "there's multiple books" but, hear me out: I look on the cover, it says "bible", "bible" means "book" in latin. I don't know how I could be clearer.
Nithin has been there enough times, he’d be back out within a week. If he gets left down in hell for too long then he distracts all of the demons with his stunning looks, and then no one gets punished.
@@nimrodkeren783 yeah, dedication is kind of an important thing when you’re a member of a cult. Otherwise you’d get sent into your cults version of the shadow realm.
By philosophical religious discussion you mean constantly acting like a jerk towards someone who is sincerely talking about a subject they care about with you? Damn what has happened to the world.
@@DelavPiano Oh yeah he was so passionate about finding out where in The Bible it says that you can't eat take-out food that's older than two days and never got the answer, so sad ;(
@@paveljuga7068 Maybe some people aren't as aware about the nature of the internet and society, and you are assuming taking advantage of that is just okay? I am not Christian btw, in case you guys think so.
I'll tell you how it basically went. Old Testament[] Dude our god is way too cruel, people are stopping to lose faith in HIM because he should be a god of love and care but he is just cruel. Let's make a NEW TESTAMENT where he is actually a good god. Also to make a twist let's create his son and kill him for the sake of humanity. Wait what? You're gonna put in the new, cool, nice testament that god made a child just to let him get killed by humans so that he could forgive humans? Uhm... yeah you know, his last cruel act, before turning good... Oh yeah that sounds fine, I hope no one notices it in the future. 10 years later Boss, we've got a problem, apparently there are still a lot of people not believing to the new testament, they say it's way too convenient Okay let's start a saint war and literally kill everyone in the world who doesn't believe in our Faith, we'll see what's the most famous religion by then! Don't you think in the future someone would think that what we are going to do is too cruel? Don't worry, we're gonna tell them that it was not the will of God, and they are going to not think about it anymore! PERFECT PLAN
4:23 "Jesus is only in the New Testament, thank you liar" - I apparently need to read the Bible more where "if you eat two day old takeout food you go to hell" and "once upon a time Jesus said" are possible quotes, and it was only when he was told that Jesus was in the Old Testament that he thought Darkk Mane was lying.
Just a fun fact about the Bible, Jesus was in the old testament just not physically he would like appear and say/do something then peace out for a while
Jesus himself is quoted as saying "before Abraham was, I Am" which has the double meaning he was a being before Abraham, symbolic father of 3 religions, and that he is the God of the old testament, who refers to himself as "I Am"
Don't worry Nithin, as a Christian I can answer your question. While leftovers are against God, pizza is actually an exception since they did use it in Jesus' test tube. At Communion, you're actually supposed to consume the flesh, blood, and pizza of Christ, but modern Church doctrine doesn't really incorporate that anymore. Good question, hope that helps :)
Well, the reason most sects don't include the pizza is because of pizzas Mesopotamian origins. The Mesopotamians were pretty cool right after the Israelites escaped Egypt but after the captivity pizza just doesn't taste the same to them
I could never take debating in VR chat seriously. Like, just me presenting myself as an anime gf looking down at a pixel kid in a lizard suit talking about the old testament.
@@FalcFalcFalcFalc Pretty sure Jojo is just a nickname for Job. He wrote the Book of Job, part of the Bible anthology. Also known as the Book of Jojo, for obvious reasons.
I cannot get over this girl saying Darkkmane’s cooking has healing properties when his first big cooking video was him mishmashing a bunch of bullshit together and throwing it in an oven.
Honestly the ones in the last year I haven’t enjoyed that much personally but this one goes hard. I imagine others might like them, that’s fine, but as I say, this one is amazing lol
Love how you perfectly broke down how religion is meant to be considered and treated in the modern realm in the first two minutes and proceeded to run into 20 people who do everything wrong with it lol
We all know that in order to win any argument, you just annoy THE SHIT out off the other person until they start ignoring you. Dont do that in court tho... it didnt work out for me
Dinosaur Man: “Do you speak Hebrew. Cuz I do.” Darkk Mane: “Oh, can you speak some Hebrew?” Dinosaur Man: “No, I’m not gonna do that for you.” Incredible.
I knew someone who acted exactly like that cringy Dinosaur, being almighty and stuck up about Christianity He unironically wore a trenchcoat and a fedora to school. He even once invited me to join him to propose a new club for 'Learning Swordsmanship' he said he knew all about swords cause he attends those medieval roleplay clubs (he even showed me a pic of him in chainmail) I thought people like those exists as memes but man, they're real lmao
Its only dangures if youre afraid of peapol that think they are completly right no matter what. (that goes for any religion + atheist (not all ofcorse) )
I'm 19 Became atheist when I was about 10/11 or something After hearing bread Jesus I once again became a Christian Thank you Nithan for making me believe again
It is so very rare that someone can be this irreverent without actually being offensive. I am a Christian, and while I wouldn't appreciate having someone talk to me about my faith like that, dinosaur boy needed to understand Nithin was joking and take it in stride. Also, dinosaur boy needed to be more polite in general. Never say anyone else's deity is stupid. Every religion has a piece of metaphysical truth to it, and no one can prove which contains the most truth. That is the crux of faith. Nithin, keep making great contact, you beautifully purple eldritch horror
I mean nithin was doing it for comedy purposes, while the other dude was just trying to inforce his religion onto others. It also seems he was being racist before nithin got there.
Nithin definitely stepped in to troll to this guy when he heard said guy was being racist. Still can't believe Dino man stood there not realizing Nithin's whole act was just an attempt to make the tension crack.
4:20 I adore that it is the technically of jesus being in the new testament that makes allows him to call him a liar and not LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE HE SAYS
Imagine you want to have a serious conversation about religion and change the minds of people who’ve believed something their entire lives, and you decide that vrchat is the best place to do that lol
Because he can't do it in real life, he pretends to a preacher, in reality, he's a 16 year old kid who read a wikipedia page and made it his personality
I didn't know people on VR chat could be so dense and clueless to humor You know, an online space where everyone is dressed up as an anime character or an obnoxious dead meme
@@AggressionSsbb He's not really mocking him. He's trying to get him to crack up by constantly making jokes but the dinosaur guy is so intensely obsessed with his own religion and how "right" and "justified" he is that he can't even stop for a moment and have fun. It's so sad, in the middle of the conversation he desperately tries to put down other religions and flex about how well he knows the bible. It's pretty unhealthy that he's so obsessed with himself and so desperately wanting to be right and better Worst thing he said was "god will judge you in the end" What a loser, I hope he snaps out of it
@@AggressionSsbb how is he helping when he is bringing down other religion tho. Isnt he more rude for doing that. Thought christians gotta show and spread love
Your logical knowledge was so STRONG that I needed to pause the video multiple times just to let my brain cool off because of overheating caused by this amount of wisdom
I like how that guy straight up wanted to have an actual discourse while disrespecting literally all other religions. and when darkk mane makes stupid innocent jokes he calls that "blasphemy" and telling him he will go to hell for that. like its absurd how hypocritical this guy is, and its impressive how much this guy managed to anger me in this short period of time.
You know, almost (but not really) gotta admire dinosaur dude for his dedication to spread his shit, man just couldn't be phased by anything for more than a second before going back to his talks.
How can every video you make be so fucking funny? Your improv is so good. Even the universe decided that people you meet will make for the funniest content. Example being "Your cooking probably has a lot of healing methods to it, low key" Amazing.
Him: meshiach is my favourite character in Judaism Me: meshiach is a title that people like David, king xerxes and jesus had, meaning a saviour of the Jewish people ya dingus
The fact that this guy started walking away and then Nithin said “they invented Jesus later?” to reel him back in is a true feat, just wow.
😂
The qualitiest of bait and tackle
He pulled the old Columbo "Just one more thing" on 'em
"Jesus Man, who was bitten by a radioactive Jesus."
peak comedy 📈📈📈
Bro had me crying 😭😂
love how the part that got him was the fact that jesus is not in the old testament and not the part where jesus says not to eat pizza older than 2 days
Dino boy: "Obviously Jesus is only in the New Testament, you liar."
Also Dino boy: "Yeah, Jesus saying that eating old pizza is a sin sounds legit"
@@abderianagelast7868 he wasnt 100% sure about the latter, that's why he asked for the exact verse
@@tinvojnovic6021 Well yeah, but I mean, knowing your own religious text is like the bare minimum of what I expect from a religious person lol
@@tinvojnovic6021 If he doesn't know the entire book, how does he know Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament. Maybe they put him in there in the background as foreshadowing 🤔
@@SpartanXVII There actually is. God speaks about the creation of the world as if he's speaking to multiple people, as in the Trinity. Genesis uses the words "us" and "our" a lot, even though the only cognizant person in that time was God himself. Unless... he was speaking to others.
“Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness….” (Gen. 1:26 NIV)
Who else would he be talking to in this quote?
I got this from 3 seconds of searching Google. The bible-crazed dinosaur couldn't string that together in his whole diatribe on his personal religious beliefs.
Student whispering to class mate: what page are we on?
Teacher: MIDDLE OF THE BOOK MIDDLE OF THE PAGE!
"Ah, the old Testament"
"middle of the book, middle of the page"
"oh so the old testament"
DYING.
Well the old testament is way longer than the new testament so I do see where he was coming from..
I can’t believe I was rooting so hard for Nithin to not get caught about “Takeout is sin” not being in the bible to an extremely devout christian. The suspense in these videos man.
@@mynewaccount2604 i think he was genuinely just trying to help lol
Yeah that absolutely would be old testament
yea it would be why does this comment got 900 likes xd
@@sehguhnai8223 yeah i'm pretty sure jesus dies for our sins so takeout's cool now
"Your cooking has healing methods"
*Guaco-Taco Flashbacks*
how many times have you drawn god now? HOW MANY, NITHIN?!
He cannot be stopped
Yes
He does say god can take many shapes, he's simply expanding our minds to the possibilities.
We must ask ourselves, is there truly a limit, brother Ross?
oh hey dude nice seeing you here, how's life treating you?
I like that the bible dude doesn't realize what's happening, haha silly man doesn't know there's one book
Guy be like "there's multiple books" but, hear me out: I look on the cover, it says "bible", "bible" means "book" in latin. I don't know how I could be clearer.
Tiny dino really wanted to play the "there's more than one Bible' smh
I dunno, saying that there are multiple bibles seems pretty heretical to me
if you compile multiple books into one book, doesn't that make it one book? checkmate dinosaur man
I don’t understand how he doesn’t know he’s being fucked with. Like. How???
"For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his pizza?" - Jesus Christ
*Jesus Crust
@@Silphanis I saw this comment and was about to drop that. But you got to it first, so here take my like, you've earned it.
if jesus is bread and pizza is bread that means jesus is pizza!
Cheezus Christ you heathens.
Imagine dying, waking up in front of god and he’s just like “yo, remember that time you were talking smack about me in vrchat? To hell with you”
Kinda plausible ngl
Plus, it says here that you ate 2 day old pizza...
Acceptable
Imagine waking up in front of the giant flying spaghetti monster instead and suffering for eternity for not believing in him, you unfaithful people
Nithin has been there enough times, he’d be back out within a week. If he gets left down in hell for too long then he distracts all of the demons with his stunning looks, and then no one gets punished.
That green dinosaurs resolve is astounding.
right? I mean he was talking nonsense but he sure was dedicated
@@nimrodkeren783 yeah, dedication is kind of an important thing when you’re a member of a cult. Otherwise you’d get sent into your cults version of the shadow realm.
@@nimrodkeren783 i mean idk if it was nonsense, he seemed pretty educated but yeah
@@jaysonmakhanlal4727 Yes a Star Wars fan can tell you a lot about their favourite movie, but it doesnt make it true, right?
@@paulmatosan7368 yeah but what are you trying to say lol
"Your cooking probably has a lot of healing methods to it, low key"
oh god what has she done
Don't mock the restorative powers of guacamole brownie tacos
@@snekkers5600 Healing soul and body
@@snekkers5600 It heals you so much that you no longer need a terrenal body after eating one, you will just go in full spirit mode.
Thats the power of saying vague things and hitting the mark sometimes
What we really need is Nithin's Tylenol Spaghetti recipe
came for the funny indian man, stayed for the philosophical religious discussion
By philosophical religious discussion you mean constantly acting like a jerk towards someone who is sincerely talking about a subject they care about with you? Damn what has happened to the world.
@@DelavPiano the situational awareness is weak with you
@@DelavPiano Oh yeah he was so passionate about finding out where in The Bible it says that you can't eat take-out food that's older than two days and never got the answer, so sad ;(
Funny indian man XD
@@paveljuga7068 Maybe some people aren't as aware about the nature of the internet and society, and you are assuming taking advantage of that is just okay?
I am not Christian btw, in case you guys think so.
"They invented Jesus later?"
I mean, kinda
"Jesus was then killed by the government"
I mean, kinda
Depends on who you ask, and it was actually a really big debate.
oof
I'll tell you how it basically went.
Old Testament[]
Dude our god is way too cruel, people are stopping to lose faith in HIM because he should be a god of love and care but he is just cruel. Let's make a NEW TESTAMENT where he is actually a good god. Also to make a twist let's create his son and kill him for the sake of humanity.
Wait what? You're gonna put in the new, cool, nice testament that god made a child just to let him get killed by humans so that he could forgive humans?
Uhm... yeah you know, his last cruel act, before turning good...
Oh yeah that sounds fine, I hope no one notices it in the future.
10 years later
Boss, we've got a problem, apparently there are still a lot of people not believing to the new testament, they say it's way too convenient
Okay let's start a saint war and literally kill everyone in the world who doesn't believe in our Faith, we'll see what's the most famous religion by then!
Don't you think in the future someone would think that what we are going to do is too cruel?
Don't worry, we're gonna tell them that it was not the will of God, and they are going to not think about it anymore!
PERFECT PLAN
@@Vexy93 ah yes, religion
"logically you have no idea what you are talking about."
- Dinosaur man arguing logic of religion on VR chat
Yeah really, this is not the please of reason
4:23 "Jesus is only in the New Testament, thank you liar" - I apparently need to read the Bible more where "if you eat two day old takeout food you go to hell" and "once upon a time Jesus said" are possible quotes, and it was only when he was told that Jesus was in the Old Testament that he thought Darkk Mane was lying.
Just a fun fact about the Bible, Jesus was in the old testament just not physically he would like appear and say/do something then peace out for a while
Jesus himself is quoted as saying "before Abraham was, I Am" which has the double meaning he was a being before Abraham, symbolic father of 3 religions, and that he is the God of the old testament, who refers to himself as "I Am"
look, the Bible is wild some times, i'd believe some of it if it, i've seen weirder
@@SlimekingYT like in jojo part 7?
@@seijakaczynski haven't seen jojo's so can't confirm or deny
"your cooking has some sort of low key healing power"
I can only imagine his first thought in that moment was the brownie taco
I just loved the little dino dude basically answering "My second favorite god is just God's name in a different language."
Don't worry Nithin, as a Christian I can answer your question. While leftovers are against God, pizza is actually an exception since they did use it in Jesus' test tube. At Communion, you're actually supposed to consume the flesh, blood, and pizza of Christ, but modern Church doctrine doesn't really incorporate that anymore. Good question, hope that helps :)
It did! 😊
Well, the reason most sects don't include the pizza is because of pizzas Mesopotamian origins. The Mesopotamians were pretty cool right after the Israelites escaped Egypt but after the captivity pizza just doesn't taste the same to them
That's also the reason why we call the edge of the pizza the "pizza christ"
I could never take debating in VR chat seriously. Like, just me presenting myself as an anime gf looking down at a pixel kid in a lizard suit talking about the old testament.
Let’s be real though, bread Jesus might be my religion
Okay so how about we create a church of bread Jesus
Bread Jesus? You could make a religion out of this!
*Random electronic arpeggios*
@@raultororomero9079 you sneaky bastard
@@raultororomero9079 haven't seen a reference to that video for so long. Thank you
It's actually very similar to Satanism
“I would base my religion on weed,” so like a Rastafarian.
Glad to see my culture appear in a dark mane video
We shall do a rastafarian jihad event
part five volume seven. ah yes, the torture dance section of Ezekiel's book
I think you are on part 5 of Jojo's not the Bible
@@raultororomero9079 Jojo's? what's that? haven't you read Ezekiel's?
@@FalcFalcFalcFalc Pretty sure Jojo is just a nickname for Job. He wrote the Book of Job, part of the Bible anthology. Also known as the Book of Jojo, for obvious reasons.
Jesus is Yeshua bar Yoseph which translates to Joshua son of Joseph, therefore a JoJo. The whole bible is just a JoJo reference
@@chasebootz wait, is that said in SBR? like, did araki use that? I'm unironically impressed
I cannot get over this girl saying Darkkmane’s cooking has healing properties when his first big cooking video was him mishmashing a bunch of bullshit together and throwing it in an oven.
Dont underestimate the healing power of laughter!
@@volodymyrboitchouk Welp i guess she saw papa franku's cooking and it's immense healing power and deciding nithin's cooking was almost the same.
But it healed our souls
@@volodymyrboitchouk Oh god, she was right
Whenever I see a new darkkmane video I know the next 15 minutes are gonna be a blast
Whenever I blast a knew minute video I know the next 15 darkkmanes are gonna be a see
@@nanomoltoalto1589 lubsoatley
Honestly the ones in the last year I haven’t enjoyed that much personally but this one goes hard. I imagine others might like them, that’s fine, but as I say, this one is amazing lol
we need GANESH VS JESSUS in a godzilla vs kingkong format.
South park needs to hear this
with zeus as mechagodzilla
I'm pretty sure SMITE already does this.
Fight of Gods is a fighting game about Gods fighting each other. no Ganesha but there are other Gods like Frey, Zeus, Jesus, Moses and Santa Claus
Love how you perfectly broke down how religion is meant to be considered and treated in the modern realm in the first two minutes and proceeded to run into 20 people who do everything wrong with it lol
We all know that in order to win any argument, you just annoy THE SHIT out off the other person until they start ignoring you. Dont do that in court tho... it didnt work out for me
Maybe you didn't annoy them much
You didn’t annoy them well enough, if you do it enough they let you go, gotta keep up the grind bro
Haven't watched it yet but probs safe to assume this will be 10 ghouls/10
you mean eyeballs
it was
You deamn right it was i fcking died
This video is very informative but we all already know that tiny arms wolverine is the one true god
Yeah, I'm not really sure why Darkis was drawing brony Sonic.
YES
Dinosaur Man: “Do you speak Hebrew. Cuz I do.”
Darkk Mane: “Oh, can you speak some Hebrew?”
Dinosaur Man: “No, I’m not gonna do that for you.”
Incredible.
Yeah I don't think he speaks Hebrew, very hard language to learn. My dad is from Jerusalem and learn some Hebrew, doesn't speak it anymore.
@@ratchet6909
I had to learn some Hebrew to read a bit of the Torah, but it's a pain
@@somerandomgamer8504 I bet it was man Hebrew is up there in the hard language category.
Yea lol, this guy couldn't even pronounce the things he did say correctly (im a native hebrew speaker).
Tanakh hebrew is quite far off from modern hebrew and possibly harder, hebrew itself is considered hard only because its an isolated language
I knew someone who acted exactly like that cringy Dinosaur, being almighty and stuck up about Christianity
He unironically wore a trenchcoat and a fedora to school. He even once invited me to join him to propose a new club for 'Learning Swordsmanship' he said he knew all about swords cause he attends those medieval roleplay clubs (he even showed me a pic of him in chainmail)
I thought people like those exists as memes but man, they're real lmao
He's cringe, everyone know that polearm are far better than sword.
@@vacuousbard6410 For combat yes, but swords were a symbol of status. So if your goal was fashion swords > polearms.
Petition to start a religion around Whole Wheat Jesus' declaration
its basically low fat, all natural Christianity with no preservatives
it sounds like the tenets Dudeism
making fun of religion is so dangerous, but the reactions he gets are golden
Its only dangures if youre afraid of peapol that think they are completly right no matter what. (that goes for any religion + atheist (not all ofcorse) )
Dark Mane dodging hitmen and jewchristlim ninjas
Dark somehow managed to be hularious without saying anything offensive in any way. This was peak comedy.
I am afraid of god, dude can do whatever he wants to do, NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SUCH POWER
@ExalyThor wait isn't Allah god? You just made it confusing.
I'm 19
Became atheist when I was about 10/11 or something
After hearing bread Jesus I once again became a Christian
Thank you Nithan for making me believe again
God bless you
God bless you
God bless you
God bless you
bread bless you
"Religion video"
Me : "Ok man let me just grab my beer and some popcorn"
It is so very rare that someone can be this irreverent without actually being offensive. I am a Christian, and while I wouldn't appreciate having someone talk to me about my faith like that, dinosaur boy needed to understand Nithin was joking and take it in stride. Also, dinosaur boy needed to be more polite in general. Never say anyone else's deity is stupid. Every religion has a piece of metaphysical truth to it, and no one can prove which contains the most truth. That is the crux of faith.
Nithin, keep making great contact, you beautifully purple eldritch horror
Plus he basically denied the existance of Judaism as a separate faith, which seems to me pretty fucking rude.
I mean nithin was doing it for comedy purposes, while the other dude was just trying to inforce his religion onto others. It also seems he was being racist before nithin got there.
Nithin definitely stepped in to troll to this guy when he heard said guy was being racist. Still can't believe Dino man stood there not realizing Nithin's whole act was just an attempt to make the tension crack.
ay love you Francis
@@skulduggerypleasant9008 Awww, thank you Skul, that's sweet :)
I cracked at proto-fries with mayonnaise LOL
Ironically, the bread made the most sense out of all of them.
My favorite character from the bible is Onan, who was smited by God for pulling out
is that the guy who was extremely devoted and god decieded to torment relentlessly
I’m surprised that guy tolerated you for that long, even after he started to realize you were trolling
Sounded like a jehovah witness, they don't let up.
@@kerovibe he was talking about liberal propaganda though. Witnesses are politically neutral.
He's to hella confused to bail out
@@breadlast I'm pretty sure the vote for trump tho. He had all the christain cultists supporting him also he sounds young maybe 18 or 19.
4:20 I adore that it is the technically of jesus being in the new testament that makes allows him to call him a liar and not LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE HE SAYS
Literally in the first sguigels I knew what you were drawing
the video where they shoot pigs for some odd reason still haunts me to this day
Imagine you want to have a serious conversation about religion and change the minds of people who’ve believed something their entire lives, and you decide that vrchat is the best place to do that lol
True
Because he can't do it in real life, he pretends to a preacher, in reality, he's a 16 year old kid who read a wikipedia page and made it his personality
When the best religious advice comes from a piece of bread in some videogame
Bro why is this man evangelizing over VR chat. Unless he’s a master troll himself
He used the word "bro" in an aggressive way, not even a troll could act that well
I didn't know people on VR chat could be so dense and clueless to humor
You know, an online space where everyone is dressed up as an anime character or an obnoxious dead meme
He's actually trying to help him but he's just mocking the religious guy it's actually kind of rude.
@@AggressionSsbb well I'm not too sure about that but what do I know
@@AggressionSsbb He's not really mocking him. He's trying to get him to crack up by constantly making jokes but the dinosaur guy is so intensely obsessed with his own religion and how "right" and "justified" he is that he can't even stop for a moment and have fun. It's so sad, in the middle of the conversation he desperately tries to put down other religions and flex about how well he knows the bible. It's pretty unhealthy that he's so obsessed with himself and so desperately wanting to be right and better
Worst thing he said was "god will judge you in the end"
What a loser, I hope he snaps out of it
@@AggressionSsbb how is he helping when he is bringing down other religion tho. Isnt he more rude for doing that. Thought christians gotta show and spread love
I haven't cried tears of joy in a long time holy shit
Your logical knowledge was so STRONG that I needed to pause the video multiple times just to let my brain cool off because of overheating caused by this amount of wisdom
"they invented jesus later"
-darkemane, 2021
I love when someone calls my religion a misunderstanding really makes me want to convert ya know
I WAS SO WORRIED WHEN I SAW THE TITLE BUT YOU DID NOT DISAPOINT!
another fucking masterpiece
“Well, why would they invent Jesus later? Why wouldn’t they just put him in the first one?” BRO LMAOOOOOO
IS IT EZEKIEL??? IS IT ZACHHARIAH??💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I WAS SOBBING
We need more of these videos. Darkk interacting with people online is hilarious
When he was talking about parts and chapters/volumes i thought he was going to make a jojo reference
"Your cooking has some sort of healing power."
*flashbacks of Darkk retching at his subscriber cookie and brownie tacos*
Wait bread jesus actually created some good rules holy fuck
preaching religion on a game known for furries and socially inept teenagers seems like a solid idea
the "JESUS MAN" part was like the funniest thing I've heard all week😂😂
do more of these man, this was so funny
“I’ve come here in whole grain form”
-Jesus Christ
Why the hell was bread jesus unironically motivational xD
"Your cooking probably has a lot of healing methods to it low key"
I'm sent
I like how that guy straight up wanted to have an actual discourse while disrespecting literally all other religions. and when darkk mane makes stupid innocent jokes he calls that "blasphemy" and telling him he will go to hell for that. like its absurd how hypocritical this guy is, and its impressive how much this guy managed to anger me in this short period of time.
The guy in the dino costume has to be the sadest human I've even seen in my entire life
I'm dying that he said he speaks Hebrew when he totally only knows like 20 words
You know, almost (but not really) gotta admire dinosaur dude for his dedication to spread his shit, man just couldn't be phased by anything for more than a second before going back to his talks.
I BELIEVEEEEE I BELIEVEEEE, IM AN ATHIEST AGAIN~Darkkmane
I'll feed my plush some juju energy
dude every time I see your videos it cheers me up man keep up being so goddamn funny and amazing
Bread Jesus's heaven is actually better than the biblical gods heaven, where we basically worship him nonstop, Bread Jesus would be a better god too
LETS GOOOOO JUJU ENERGY
6:47 yeah definently. I liked the tortilla the most
"can you speak some hebrew?"
"no im not gonna do that for you."
definitely speaks it tho
One of your best vids imo. Very underrated
“Hey, what’s your favourite god from another religion”
“Jesus”
_Bro_
I'm Christian and I found the dinosaur guy fuking hilarious. He sounds young and yet he doesn't understand that he's being trolled in VR.
The subtitles of “laughs/sighs religiously” kill me, this might be my favorite video
really enjoyed this video havent laughed this much in ages hope u could do more of these keep it up :)
logically it tastes very good therefore i drink it
MY STOMACH HURTS 💀💀💀💀💀
This is some next level trolling, I frigging love it.
How can every video you make be so fucking funny? Your improv is so good.
Even the universe decided that people you meet will make for the funniest content. Example being "Your cooking probably has a lot of healing methods to it, low key" Amazing.
This single video is so great
Him: meshiach is my favourite character in Judaism
Me: meshiach is a title that people like David, king xerxes and jesus had, meaning a saviour of the Jewish people ya dingus
"ok, mock all you want, and you're gonna have to stand before god in the end, bro" xD
"you're healer" I mean through this videos he probably has healed some people's depression so she's right
Your capacity of healing is actually making people laugh each time they watch your videos
If Nithin is going to hell for all the blasphemy, heaven is gonna be a really blant place with no humor
"Last time I came in human form y'all crucified me."- Jesus Crust.
underated
im loving the ace attorney music in the end it's genuinely good
How can nobody tell Darkmane is being super sarcastic like this guy acctually looked for a verse about old takeout food in the bible. XD
Dark Mane is a comedic genius
I hope dino boy remembers us when he's chilling heaven with the big J.C.
That green dinesaour dude was the pinnacle of sharks are smooth
We need more VR videos, man. This was hilarious as fuck.
Darkk Mane: Religion Mane
I do find your videos to be quite healing, Mr. Mane. In fact, after you drew the face of God the tendonitis in my right thumb healed itself.
haven't watched yet but just seeing this video with this title and thumbnail has me laughing harder than I have in a while.
Dear lord, I'm christian and this is still fuckin hilarious, rip dinosaur man