Football War - MiniWars #2

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  • @Joe-vu5kr
    @Joe-vu5kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6989

    “Pass the ball"
    “I have no legs"
    This channel is gold!

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait, who's Joe?

    • @ludexia5338
      @ludexia5338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@justnoah2073 It's just Joe.

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@justnoah2073 joe mama

    • @Conor426
      @Conor426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@darrenbutler9819 wut r u on about it's just joe

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Conor426 🙄 it's a joke

  • @jacobe5170
    @jacobe5170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4204

    1. War is bad
    2. War is not good
    Sounds good to me

    • @ainakbasu8398
      @ainakbasu8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      sounds bout right to me

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      War is good for business. Rule of acquisition #34

    • @WR-fn1yw
      @WR-fn1yw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds not bad to me

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      America: but I was having fun

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thomas takes a toll for the dark there is no good rule 34’s

  • @dianasanchez675
    @dianasanchez675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14341

    I'm from a Salvadoran family, I remember my father telling me this story and i didn't believe him at first.

    • @ferddoesweirdthingsinlife1040
      @ferddoesweirdthingsinlife1040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Lil Meatball believe it or not, 100 hours is 4 days

    • @ello7720
      @ello7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      I told my father if this was true (he’s salvadorian) and he was embarrassed to admit that it was true lol. He told me to ask my grandpa about it cause he knows more of what happened.

    • @pandaborg2466
      @pandaborg2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Diana Sanchez I am from the land where there are rich banana industries so give me your bananas

    • @riverofblood4362
      @riverofblood4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lil Meatball Same. I remember that my teacher told me the game had nothing to do, I prefer to believe it did.

    • @Saeiyu
      @Saeiyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I am Honduran but my grandmother was from El Salvador (and her parents were salvadoreans that had settled here) at the time of the war she was a recent widow (my Honduran gramps having died the previous year) and she was terrified of being deported as she would be separated from her 6 Honduran born children. My grandpa's brother was in the supreme Court and helped her not be sent away but my dad who was 12 at the time, was very close to loosing both of his parents in the span of a year and a half.

  • @grumpycatlawyer3017
    @grumpycatlawyer3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29796

    Did I really just get a self harm disclaimer on an oversimplified video?

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17208

    Sports Teacher: *_"Take everything as a joke, because it's just a sport!"_*
    The competitive kids:

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      sports teacher: dude...........uncool

    • @giannispixel
      @giannispixel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      During football class one kid in my school raged and grabbed another kid and threw h into the ground and broke his arm cause he missed a goal

    • @EmiLiA-li8hp
      @EmiLiA-li8hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@giannispixel oooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

    • @nutman2353
      @nutman2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      “Sports Teacher” my guy, just call them coach

    • @slaire7799
      @slaire7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      More like me and my friends

  • @WuzzyYT
    @WuzzyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4547

    You’re wrong unless you got it right
    -OverSimplified 2017

    • @oriselkirk2726
      @oriselkirk2726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You're wrong

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      oriskrk unless you got it right

    • @myopinionisinvalid952
      @myopinionisinvalid952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Lelelelelelelelelelel*

    • @chottomatekudasai-kun3887
      @chottomatekudasai-kun3887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, sounds kinda like Agadmator right there :P

    • @wayneyam1262
      @wayneyam1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chottomatekudasai-kun3887 If you found it, congratulation, you're an excellent chess player. For those who just want to enjoy the show, the move is Qg7....

  • @perriwenplays9215
    @perriwenplays9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8857

    Fun fact: the Football War was the last war in which there dogfights between piston-powered WWII era fighters.

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      nice

    • @yes-vy9qj
      @yes-vy9qj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cool

    • @wog6523
      @wog6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wasnt it the falklands war?

    • @d3edlo1s
      @d3edlo1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      naw, the british mainly used the Harrier Jet and the Argetinian AF used a combination of A4 Skyhawks, Mirage III, IAI Dagger, and Super Entenard fighter jets

    • @lanswyfte
      @lanswyfte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      very fun and interesting fact

  • @Jpk21
    @Jpk21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5442

    I never thought that I'd get a self harm disclaimer on a video about some stick figures fighting about soccer/football.

    • @Devilishdroid
      @Devilishdroid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      1:14

    • @dad1535
      @dad1535 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@Devilishdroid It's actually 2:11

    • @CaptainbaII
      @CaptainbaII ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yes no one excepted it

    • @Elitegamer364-official
      @Elitegamer364-official ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dad1535 2:19

    • @thelonewanderer4084
      @thelonewanderer4084 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dad1535 I think he meant that the historical materialist analysis of the situation and why the people were unhappy was the true reason the video got reported. Right-wingers probably got offended that the video criticized fascist dictatorships sponsored by the US

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9689

    El Salvador and Honduras : *Fighting*
    America : *Quietly stealing bananas in the background.*

  • @ricardo.acdhnd
    @ricardo.acdhnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    Side note here: The international community/news forgot about this on the 2nd day because the Apolo 11 was launched that day.

    • @vartikamehta3171
      @vartikamehta3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      That's just sad...🤣
      A three and a half day war, and one day they got no international media.....

    • @asaaziz6162
      @asaaziz6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@vartikamehta3171 Actually 4 days and 4 hours.

    • @vartikamehta3171
      @vartikamehta3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@asaaziz6162 I stand corrected

    • @kimanh-ls4kl
      @kimanh-ls4kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The Football War of 1969:
      Belligerents:
      El-Salvador Vs Honduras
      Winner: USA

    • @kspbro506
      @kspbro506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      kim anh stolen comment.

  • @glossyraspberries9124
    @glossyraspberries9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5419

    I’m a Honduran, and my dad talks about this all the time. I searched it up, and found this video. Thanks for explaining, because I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. Thanks lol

    • @supriyatiwari7213
      @supriyatiwari7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@waruiseishin953 it's basically the england and Italy euro cup thing

    • @mertk.3044
      @mertk.3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@waruiseishin953 same lang doesnt mean they have to like each other. Whats this logic Lmao

    • @nadiacastillo2964
      @nadiacastillo2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@waruiseishin953 yes, we do, we speak spanish

    • @nadiacastillo2964
      @nadiacastillo2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@waruiseishin953 now days we get along well

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@waruiseishin953 It doesn't work like that. Wars are for politics reasons not linguical reasons. We still don't get a long that well. Again for political reasons.

  • @black_circle322
    @black_circle322 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    3:58 I love they way u.s just relaxes

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They don’t care and their wining by getting cheap banana 🍌

    • @jayakumarkambam1947
      @jayakumarkambam1947 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats good

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah I don’t think you want to see the US serious 💀

    • @Ledzilla2012
      @Ledzilla2012 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@arkking552 yeah because the US thinking they’re chilling but in reality they’re not they’re still in the Cold War

  • @darlenesandoval9042
    @darlenesandoval9042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17475

    My family is from El Salvador . I did a project and mentioned this in high school, my teacher thought I made it up 😂

    • @chicken_ketchup1639
      @chicken_ketchup1639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      TRUELY ironic

    • @thecatalyst6212
      @thecatalyst6212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2525

      thats because she is a puppet of the banana company

    • @gusztavo6770
      @gusztavo6770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +686

      lol, she was an banana company infiltrate in your school

    • @Jozamendo
      @Jozamendo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Don't worry. If she watches this video, she'll see that you deserved an A+.. 😆

    • @Praktical_
      @Praktical_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@thecatalyst6212 Big Banana coming after all of us

  • @mohamedmeskini8430
    @mohamedmeskini8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3993

    a kid couldn't name those two countries
    this enraged his father, who punished him severely

    • @Pageglow_
      @Pageglow_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      what

    • @Crons_Squared
      @Crons_Squared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Kid: OoOoHh NoOoOo

    • @a95660803
      @a95660803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If that's true, that's super cruel.

    • @utkarshsingh1294
      @utkarshsingh1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hitler's dad 😂😂😂😂

    • @AquaBubbles22
      @AquaBubbles22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Aannnddd he became Hitler.

  • @xwarped83
    @xwarped83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2558

    Damn, that guy literally threw a car at the hotel!

    • @darknewbie342
      @darknewbie342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      69th like nice

    • @andrewvarney5687
      @andrewvarney5687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "This truck's empty....YEET!"

    • @maurobarrios3386
      @maurobarrios3386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      What? Don't they do that in your country?

    • @toby4784
      @toby4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mauro Barrios nah they throw 2 story buses in mine

    • @aliwakanda7327
      @aliwakanda7327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      People get crazy when it comes to football... especially in Latin America

  • @Dumdumvery
    @Dumdumvery 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    1994 World Cup: One person dead
    1970 World Cup: 3,700+ dead, around 660 injured

  • @segevkrespi8609
    @segevkrespi8609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8359

    The Football War of 1969:
    Belligerents:
    El-Salvador Vs Honduras
    Winner: USA

    • @_somuchstardust_
      @_somuchstardust_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Bananamerica

    • @yestermorrow3223
      @yestermorrow3223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      The banana republics baby

    • @0KevinsVideoDumpster0
      @0KevinsVideoDumpster0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Copy and paste all Cold War Latin American wars except Cuba.

    • @Nonamelol.
      @Nonamelol. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No, banana companies

    • @jesusbarajas8067
      @jesusbarajas8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It kind of led to the creation of MS 13 tho lol

  • @canadaballplayz9999
    @canadaballplayz9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    Fun fact: When the UN called a meeting discussing whether Taiwan should be recognised internationally as a country or not, El Salvador was the one and only country who voted for them to be recognised.

    • @leoc1812
      @leoc1812 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Very proud of them for that to this day

    • @canadaballplayz9999
      @canadaballplayz9999 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@leoc1812 they were also the only ones to protest against Nazi Germany's annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland

    • @gipsy_3o3
      @gipsy_3o3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@canadaballplayz9999 that was Mexican

    • @hiplsnols4394
      @hiplsnols4394 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      based el salvador

    • @kreeeeee
      @kreeeeee ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@canadaballplayz9999 salvadorans do a little bit of trolling

  • @mr.turtle4394
    @mr.turtle4394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    I like the part where the guy throws a car into the hotel

    • @areasevenpro
      @areasevenpro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      This enraged his father, who punished him severely.

    • @giri1478
      @giri1478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      LUL i read it in Oversimplified voice haha :D XD

    • @stopdumb5135
      @stopdumb5135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This enraged his father, which is having a fun time in hotel with a young lady and the banana company, who punished him severely

    • @dmeads5663
      @dmeads5663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It’s historically accurate.

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      KGB *hulk confirmed*

  • @solomon525
    @solomon525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2042

    Discretion Advised. Really? I just want to watch a group of animated people go to war because both their football teams suck.

    • @GM-wq6kq
      @GM-wq6kq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I mean the video DOES have an instance of that, but the warning with the thumbnail of a cartoonish football and bananas looked amazing

    • @MoreGaryRamirez
      @MoreGaryRamirez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr

    • @lagtowns
      @lagtowns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilarious that its discretion advised for suicide, but not for any of the war videos of hundreds of thousands of people being killed. Nice.

    • @kitsune_bot1654
      @kitsune_bot1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Warning: History may contain violence

    • @xriptery1291
      @xriptery1291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I just figured out that it’s from that girl who shot herself which is considered a “suicide/self harm topic”

  • @user-ty2fm3ge9m
    @user-ty2fm3ge9m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6438

    Oversimplified: Quick! You have two seconds to name these two countries
    Me, watching the video for the sixth time: Easy. Eldorus and Honsavador!

    • @remigiuscaesar8307
      @remigiuscaesar8307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Ehsahonduravador and hondurasalduravor

    • @AquaBubbles22
      @AquaBubbles22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      👁️👄👁️👍

    • @Bob3iy3
      @Bob3iy3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Kallenie SUSMOGUS

    • @iangauss9454
      @iangauss9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Eldorus sounds like something that came from sci fi stories and the name is actually pretty cool

    • @zacktan1403
      @zacktan1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Elsalsa and Honda!

  • @galismiley1447
    @galismiley1447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5252

    My grandpa was a high ranking military official in El Salvador during the time of the war.
    I'm not sure exactly how it happened, but he ended up being stationed in Honduras and got like 15 Honduran women pregnant. So we have A LOOOOOOT of family in Honduras we have never met.
    Edit August 2020: Hey guys!
    So seeing the reaction I got from this, I asked my great Auntie what the deal was with my grandfather and why he got so many confirmed women pregnant (yes, there's potentially more!)
    I learned that at the time my grandfather spent a lot of time in Honduras with Salvadoran settlers.
    At the time that the war happened, there has been a rumor around the villages that El Salvador was on the brink of becoming a US state, and it was thought that any children fathered by Salvadoran men or born to Salvadoran women would be automatic citizens. This of course, was a lie, but that didn't stop droves of beautiful young Honduran women throwing themselves at an officer.
    The hope was that if their children had citizenship, the mothers would somehow find a way into the country legally as well.
    Update September 2022:
    Hey everyone. In the last year I've done a fair bit of travel to Honduras and El Salvador, and I've been able to meet 3 families in Honduras that are made up of descendants of my grandfather. They reside in the Yoro and Valle departments. It's been wonderful getting to know my family, and although I've tried to get them to do a video diary with me, most of them aren't interested in doing it and are very shy. So I'll keep trying, maybe next year when I go back. Most of them are very sweet and have embraced me and they have a great sense of humor about the whole thing. I'll update this post if anything cool happens.

    • @sparky2_0
      @sparky2_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      Actually sounds true

    • @yuhi6649
      @yuhi6649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      what a great guy

    • @Super-wv5si
      @Super-wv5si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      That sounds like one of the episode of only fools and horses

    • @tl4480
      @tl4480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Legend

    • @megaman133
      @megaman133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Honduran girls must like officers a lot

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12919

    Honduras didnt lose
    It just merely failed to win

    • @magicmildred9119
      @magicmildred9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Ayy! Nice

    • @арефнар
      @арефнар 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Mc.Clellan Salvadorson.

    • @Daesarul
      @Daesarul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Hahaha nice one

    • @Brinkaskfavor
      @Brinkaskfavor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Huzzah! A fellow man of culture

    • @seanyanez4612
      @seanyanez4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maje, me hiciste el día xD

  • @Mr5Stars
    @Mr5Stars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    These Oversimplified videos are informative and fun to watch, great job

  • @onlyyoulyj
    @onlyyoulyj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2993

    Honduras and El Salvador are fighting against eachother.
    *This enraged the Rich american banana companies, which Economic Downturn'd them severely.*

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I see what you did there.

    • @GoofballMcGee
      @GoofballMcGee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      We have a history of being stepped on by the US and Mexico.

    • @masonsilvers6789
      @masonsilvers6789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @d3ad3y39
      @d3ad3y39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good job combining them

    • @Shrek-jv6fb
      @Shrek-jv6fb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't like it 666

  • @athroughzdude
    @athroughzdude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    Damn it Big Banana, how many lives must you ruin before you are satisfied?!

    • @josh-kg1rb
      @josh-kg1rb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      All

    • @ngageman1988
      @ngageman1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Nanners must flow.....

    • @squidfan6187
      @squidfan6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      All of them

    • @holoban9173
      @holoban9173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wanted to like but you were on 69 likes I'm sorry

    • @michaelguthrie1598
      @michaelguthrie1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If I wanted to, I would create a channel named big banana

  • @swordsmanoftime3001
    @swordsmanoftime3001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I´m form El Salvador and I showed my mother who lived through the war and she agreed with everything said here. She even told me a story for context: General José Alberto Medrano, along with his forces, dressed themselves as monks to cross into Honduras riding on donkeys. After crossing he went on to fight in the battle that crippled the Honduran airforce at Toncontin International airport.

    • @enopliwerto8045
      @enopliwerto8045 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am sorry but I can't stop laughing at the riding donkeys part 😭

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@enopliwerto8045it's camouflage

    • @ankaplanka
      @ankaplanka 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      i accidentally read "monks" as "monkeys" and saw this hilarious image in my mind. Still an interesting story though!

  • @O5-11-rk5zp
    @O5-11-rk5zp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    “It’s just a game bro”💀

  • @margybenavides9056
    @margybenavides9056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    My mom is from Honduras and my dad is from El Salvador and they always argue about futbol. It's practically WWIII whenever Honduras plays El Salvador

    • @CC-bu2gv
      @CC-bu2gv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      A big part of their culture though is the belief that their football team is better.

    • @asponk3243
      @asponk3243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Corunna Crescent every Hispanic country with a soccer team lmao

    • @jeriobenitez9093
      @jeriobenitez9093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My dad is El Salvador 🇸🇻 my mom is Spain 🇪🇸

    • @tomdevoil_uk9784
      @tomdevoil_uk9784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Margy Benavides you spelt football wrong

    • @jeevithrai7994
      @jeevithrai7994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tomdevoil_uk9784 No,it is called futbol in Spanish.

  • @alejandroschnettler1794
    @alejandroschnettler1794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    2:42
    - Pass the ball
    - But I have no legs :(

  • @powerhauz1469
    @powerhauz1469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    1:32 pretty sure that's cannibalism.

  • @pyrosanta7473
    @pyrosanta7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Did anyone get like a weird notification about this video causing self harm or suicide cause this is a history thing

    • @Oniwatori
      @Oniwatori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @Oniwatori
      @Oniwatori 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think some idiots reported the vid

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TH-cam added a warning about it, likely because of 2:15
      It's not a cause, just a heads-up that suicide is mentioned in the video

    • @lydiajohnson4888
      @lydiajohnson4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Oniwatori I did

    • @gertiethebus
      @gertiethebus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

  • @levinl6695
    @levinl6695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1981

    "Couldn't name these 2 countries?"
    "To the Gulliotine!"

    • @insertnamehere6722
      @insertnamehere6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      theres gonna be a tax for that

    • @enakuen1
      @enakuen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      D'ohhh noooo

    • @theppman5259
      @theppman5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WOAHHHHHHH

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But L L , South America didn't commit guillotine,the vikings did.
      English is my second language

    • @roterex9115
      @roterex9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But i can't even name more than one country on my own continent
      (I'm Australian)

  • @PotatoGawds
    @PotatoGawds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20474

    the US somehow finds itself involved in every situation

    • @MarcABrown-tt1fp
      @MarcABrown-tt1fp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

      In this instance in that year, it was greedy banana companies "from the U.S." not the U.S. who took most of the market there. That is still inexcusable for sure, but don't blame us all..
      **Edit* Wow did this get a lot of likes for a sub comment.
      Edit 6/11/2021***
      Still getting some comments still claiming that the banana companies in the U.S. ARE the U.S. While they are Indeed American, Doesn't mean they represent the whole country... They make up thousands of people with their decisions in the hands of a handful of people. Not hundreds of thousands or even hundreds of millions... Such horrifically narrow mindsets....

    • @noanime0610
      @noanime0610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      WHY U BLAME IT ALL ON US BOI

    • @Quequechan
      @Quequechan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

      With great power comes great responsibility

    • @delta.2082
      @delta.2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      WhAT nEutrAlity A ct

    • @chadpeace1377
      @chadpeace1377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      ​@@endmepleaseoml7333 The Viet cong said hi

  • @rkyve9
    @rkyve9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7673

    I couldn't name those two countries in less than two seconds
    Which enraged my father, who punished me severely

    • @uyghur-zv4fe
      @uyghur-zv4fe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      RestlessPenguin i did somehow

    • @RuefulCenturion
      @RuefulCenturion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      That makes you a 'Know It All', which enraged your father, who punished you severely.

    • @nathancambefort8498
      @nathancambefort8498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @JoeBro915
      @JoeBro915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Nathan. C your obnoxiousness enraged the comment section, who all punished you severely

    • @sarags211916
      @sarags211916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For can it

  • @inagalaxyfarfaraway1337
    @inagalaxyfarfaraway1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I’ve seen this video so many times that when he says , “quick you have 2 seconds to name these two countries .” I always get them right.

  • @VolpeWhereAreYou
    @VolpeWhereAreYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8637

    Lesson learned, just grow and sell bananas during a war

    • @fernandotorrero779
      @fernandotorrero779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      You didn't pay attention. Sell bananas THEN start a war.

    • @air-blaster5544
      @air-blaster5544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh

    • @potatiamapping4651
      @potatiamapping4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @apollothefirst
      @apollothefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Unless you are being punished severely

    • @zerkku7916
      @zerkku7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arma 3 is an perfectly balanced game with no flaws

  • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
    @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3863

    But oversimplified!
    El Salvador didn’t declare war on Honduras,
    The Vikings did

    • @stanleymak3084
      @stanleymak3084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      And you'd be wrong. I'm not sure why you'd think that.

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Stanley Mak
      But hey,
      If you like Vikings so much,
      Check out (insert sponsor right over here)
      *Oh wait that’s me*

    • @sinub801
      @sinub801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@stanleymak3084 you didn't get the joke. get out.

    • @turdferguson6620
      @turdferguson6620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      sinub801 He did understand the joke

    • @iplayminecwaft261
      @iplayminecwaft261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      sinub801 He gets the joke, watch emu war

  • @MissKittieMo
    @MissKittieMo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    When they say “wars have been started for less”, this is what they’re referring to.

    • @landarful
      @landarful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      good 1

    • @collinsagyeman6131
      @collinsagyeman6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ever heard of the war of Jenkins' ear??

    • @DS_IndustrieZ
      @DS_IndustrieZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I declare war on my phone for not having your number in it... 😞

    • @alexluna974
      @alexluna974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This isnt actually why this war started, the war happened because el salvador wanted to expand its border to hit both oceans. Also el salvador had zero air capabilities and got their asses handed to them, this video is WILDLY inaccurate

    • @Krafanio
      @Krafanio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexluna974 "Wildly inacurate" when all the recorded history supports it. Or what El Salvador took land from Honduras? Not it was the other way around and recently the island rabit "conejo" that Honduras took from El Salvador makes clear who is hostile one. Nicaragua saved Honduras in this war so.....

  • @ryansmith1044
    @ryansmith1044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:06 nah man this had nothing to do with the tension, this is just typical CONCACAF behavior; they still do it today. Fireworks, pulling the fire alarm, throwing projectiles, and otherwise harassing the opposing team all night before the game.

  • @00110000
    @00110000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    What have we learned from this?
    You can't escape from Big Banana

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Big banana is alway watching

    • @Human-gu2cx
      @Human-gu2cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Love Bees bannannannannannnaaasnnbfddvhhbvvvvvvvvvv

    • @royalty_the1892
      @royalty_the1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially if you go to prison... Yikes!

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *oh no*

    • @juliaahumada9802
      @juliaahumada9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds very... "interesting".

  • @samchiu9918
    @samchiu9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    5:14: "In the end, nobody achieved anything, and there were no winners."
    Sounds like WWIII oversimplified to me...

    • @samchiu9918
      @samchiu9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Phenom98 "III" is 3.

    • @josep754
      @josep754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      WW3 hasnt come out yet, please keep your theories till we atleast get the trailer

    • @kartikpoojari7066
      @kartikpoojari7066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Phenom98 3*

    • @Nope.You.
      @Nope.You. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except for this guy:

    • @kartikpoojari7066
      @kartikpoojari7066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josep754 we already got (Israel and Palestine)

  • @johnrockett6646
    @johnrockett6646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    El Salvador: Dude! What are you doing to my people???
    Honduras: They aren't your people because they are on my territory.
    El Salvador: THEY CAME FROM ME!
    Meanwhile some hundred miles away...
    America: Look at those countries talking so nicely to each other. Maybe they are talking about new ways to ship me bananas.

    • @eddyv2838
      @eddyv2838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Damn my family’s from El Salvador but I was born an American and boi do I love me some bananas

    • @triple_59
      @triple_59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K

    • @TheVerota09
      @TheVerota09 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol true story

    • @notpaze
      @notpaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EddyPlays55 ! Same my great uncle actually fought in the war

  • @CubingHulayian
    @CubingHulayian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Soldier: Well it seems that i have to go to war now...
    A FEW DAYS LATER
    Soldier: that was fast

  • @Labored
    @Labored 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Everyone in gym: It's just a game, who cares if we loose?
    The competitive kids:

    • @King-ok9ot
      @King-ok9ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL im comp too

    • @hhrryeury4042
      @hhrryeury4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@King-ok9ot i bet im more comp then you

  • @Its_Versus
    @Its_Versus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    "You're wrong, unless you got it right."
    Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

    • @onerandomdude4015
      @onerandomdude4015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I dident loose I just failed to win

    • @deafpanda6061
      @deafpanda6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Grammar good

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i got it right.
      in most of america(except usa) we learn geography :) at least american geography.....

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smert

    • @homedes5736
      @homedes5736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sabin97 what do you mean except USA? We learn geography, too.

  • @oscaralonsosainzchavez9521
    @oscaralonsosainzchavez9521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    Honduras and El Salvador started a war, this enraged the organization of american states, who punished them severly

    • @franciscomm7675
      @franciscomm7675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol

    • @kaustubhgupta46
      @kaustubhgupta46 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Dude...UnCool

    • @fraser4982
      @fraser4982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OSCAR ALONSO SAINZ CHAVEZ what video is that off I seen it somewhere and it's pissing me off

    • @darthassasin4167
      @darthassasin4167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      reaperz the history of hitler

    • @fraser4982
      @fraser4982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darthassasin4167thx

  • @sisilian509
    @sisilian509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    TH-cam thank you for telling me that this cartoon video is self harm

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    *girl kills herself*
    “WHAT A HERO!”

    • @budmeister
      @budmeister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Moar like "An Hero", amirite?

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe..

    • @userWCFL
      @userWCFL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Omega lol

    • @benjaminramirez3
      @benjaminramirez3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cookie Chloe lol normie you don't get it

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s Central America for you

  • @jhonnysilverhand13
    @jhonnysilverhand13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    As a Salvadoran myself I’m impressed how you really oversimplified the whole situation both countries now understand that our problems come from corrupt politicians a we deeply love each other

    • @markusjohannesmischawolf4193
      @markusjohannesmischawolf4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hola, saludos desde 🇨🇱

    • @fanmatrkhan271
      @fanmatrkhan271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beloved Jeopardy! host, Alex Trebek, has passed away at the age of 80 following his battle with pancreatic cancer. His version of Jeopardy became one of the most popular game shows in television history.

    • @underscoreellipsesdothyphe1563
      @underscoreellipsesdothyphe1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@fanmatrkhan271 this is about football wars not Alex Trebek.
      Did Alex Trebek start a dictatorship with himself at its centre? If no, get outta here!

    • @papihn3958
      @papihn3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes brother we do as a hondurian am sorry wat my ppl did to your ppl , but know is like u touch my brother u have to fight me to is , like USA and England They fought before but know they like brothers peace viva Salvador y Honduras 🇭🇳

    • @jhonnysilverhand13
      @jhonnysilverhand13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@markusjohannesmischawolf4193 saludos weon

  • @YHWHsam
    @YHWHsam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Oversimplified: *makes a great historically accurate video about hitler’s background*
    TH-cam: hitler=offensive offensive=demonetization
    ME: what in the world

    • @rudirammlervonsommerlatte317
      @rudirammlervonsommerlatte317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That video is banned in germany...

    • @timothye.2902
      @timothye.2902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      probably

    • @Ashegao
      @Ashegao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      H-XcO - inkl DEAD it isnt since I watched it on the German website and changed the language and everything

    • @lmtalk6026
      @lmtalk6026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      This enraged TH-cam, who punished him severely.

    • @robbiecoombes1649
      @robbiecoombes1649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sammy I got my Instagram account deactivated because my bio was “send nudes not nukes”

  • @Y0sh1no5am
    @Y0sh1no5am 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The shortest war and the shortest video. Perfectly balance history! I liked it a lot! :D

    • @austria-hungary7680
      @austria-hungary7680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      actually zanzibar vs britain is the shortest war in history

  • @SpeedyWings2323
    @SpeedyWings2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    My great grandmother was an immigrant that went to Honduras to find work and after the war erupted she was among the huge wave of Salvadorans returning to El Salvador. She survived this war and the Salvadoran Civil War and has passed away yesterday September 7th 2020 due to the Coronavirus here in Texas. Her memory will always live on. Adios Abuelita 💕

    • @sebastianacevedo9424
      @sebastianacevedo9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mi mas sentido pésame

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait do you speak english o español?

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'm sorry to hear that. This country failed millions with it's handling of COVID-19. We all know someone who's either almost died or has actually died from it. May she rest in forever peace.

    • @SpeedyWings2323
      @SpeedyWings2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@darklex5150 both I’m bilingual

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpeedyWings2323 but what language was the first you spoke english o español?

  • @rocilugo2054
    @rocilugo2054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    I laughed alot when a salvador guy threw a car at the hotel

    • @dzigerica666
      @dzigerica666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that horn made it even more funny

    • @ChrisChoi123
      @ChrisChoi123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not so funny if it were you who was to play in the soccer game the next day with potentially angerous and millitant people waiting outside ur hotel, possibly to kill you

    • @hektyk1134
      @hektyk1134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      who tf can throw a car, shuddup

    • @jonnassan
      @jonnassan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Roci Lugo i laughed my ass off everytime the el salvadorians getting harrased by honduras using sticks

    • @neotomas4377
      @neotomas4377 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats a Hulk One

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    "Quick, you have 2 seconds to name these 2 countries."
    Me with over 800 hours of looking at Hearts of Iron 4's map: the expert

    • @googleminus1442
      @googleminus1442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I identified El salvador right away because they somehow always have an annoyingly high amount of troops while only having like, 2 tiles of territory.

    • @Gorgoj
      @Gorgoj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@googleminus1442 yeah, we still have.

    • @hyperdimensionbliss
      @hyperdimensionbliss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adawm Yes, yes I am.

    • @KelsaRavenlock
      @KelsaRavenlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just recognized them because that's where they are IRL and while I may have a little trouble pointing out a lesser known stan or 2 on a map it would be sad if I couldn't name the ones that I share a continent with.

    • @qwl4363
      @qwl4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@googleminus1442 32 infantry divisions was my worst case

  • @TheNerdRapper
    @TheNerdRapper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    wow, this was the most detailed and entertaining explanation of this war I could find online! GREAT JOB! Thank you

  • @carb_8781
    @carb_8781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    all of your videos make me go "that's funny" and "that's extremely messed up" at the same time

    • @chicken_ketchup1639
      @chicken_ketchup1639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ironic

    • @vib2119
      @vib2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Most of history is so messed up,that the situations just become absurd and so they seem funny to us now.

    • @thebelen2359
      @thebelen2359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr. I'm laughing, but at the same time trying not to laugh because it's litteraly war.

  • @wieallo4294
    @wieallo4294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    2:44 Pass the ball
    But I have no legs :(

    • @chadgigachad8637
      @chadgigachad8637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wait that's pewdiepie?

    • @Velkan1396
      @Velkan1396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's What the little Girl said

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *He must be Swedish*

  • @ingwerschorle_
    @ingwerschorle_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2508

    Me: **seeing title**
    My brain: *_BRAZIL - GERMANY 2014_*

  • @andreagamarra5945
    @andreagamarra5945 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I'd never think oversimplified would talk about soccer

  • @chrisboyer2195
    @chrisboyer2195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Please
    No
    Do it or we will sanction you
    You know what
    Just for you
    I'll do it
    Best part!

    • @-SUM1-
      @-SUM1- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bill wurtz - history of the entire world, i guess

    • @mk123qll4
      @mk123qll4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yyeaa

    • @tsunamiwilliams8373
      @tsunamiwilliams8373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Professor Mario we need a bill & oversimplified collaboration right now

    • @LuckyArsonist
      @LuckyArsonist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tsunami Williams yessssssssssss

    • @andrewblack5975
      @andrewblack5975 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what he said

  • @farissweiss5735
    @farissweiss5735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    “You’re wrong, unless you got it right”
    *every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa*

  • @doc1912
    @doc1912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I LOVE your animation and way you tell stories

    • @andrewblack5975
      @andrewblack5975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Schox Gamer the way he tells history

    • @davsinclair
      @davsinclair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hurry up and do ww2

  • @what6893
    @what6893 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I never knew the Football War was an actual war. I thought it was just a series of Honduras vs. El Salvador football games.

  • @hyperion4223
    @hyperion4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5479

    Ah yes, if I ever find myself the barely legitimate leader of a corrupt Central American country, I will follow his advice

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Which one tho?
      The war one?
      Or the Blame something else tactic?

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@liamwelsh4665 *BOTH*

    • @hyperion4223
      @hyperion4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@aryabratsahoo7474 LOL yeah I would do *both*

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The war thing is for barely legitimate leaders of corrupt South American countries. If you're in Central America, you gotta blame something else.
      I don't make the rules.

    • @dillpickle06
      @dillpickle06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@liamwelsh4665 Blame it on the war.

  • @RandyMCPEmaster
    @RandyMCPEmaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    Who would win
    Tiny nation with big population vs Bigger nation with small population
    BANANA WIN

    • @southkoreathesecond5055
      @southkoreathesecond5055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GreatBoring Channel did you like your own comment

    • @sammym2511
      @sammym2511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Banana beats all

    • @vegasskating5127
      @vegasskating5127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      USA* bananas

    • @Allen_m_aml4k
      @Allen_m_aml4k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GreatBoring Channel USA

    • @eLJaybud
      @eLJaybud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tint nation big population, until the big nation call on their friends to help them out.

  • @jnurse24
    @jnurse24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2893

    “Or if you’re a freedom-loving patriot, then it’s soccer”
    Me, a freedom-loving patriot:
    “Dude.”
    “Uncool.”

    • @jontuncel3325
      @jontuncel3325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Screeches in *B A L D E A G L E*

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      *R E E E E S I N M C D ON A L D S*

    • @theviper5064
      @theviper5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That drawing tho

    • @utopia2134
      @utopia2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      El Salvador when they speak english call it soccer it to lol

    • @shrimpchild
      @shrimpchild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Screeches in Polish*
      People with earaches; Koleś, wyluzuj!
      (Dude, uncool!)
      Me; Co? Przeczytaj ten komentarz!
      (What? Look at this comment!)
      The people; Oh... To było bardzo niemądre, zbyt uproszczone. (Oh... That was very uncool, Oversimplified.)
      Me; Zgadzam się.
      (I agree.)

  • @CircuitShorts
    @CircuitShorts ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Did I really just get a self harm disclaimer on an oversimplified video?
    -Yes
    Will I get inspired and self harm myself?
    -Depends

  • @russianroulette0047
    @russianroulette0047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2906

    Well of course war is bad
    1. for Them
    2. for their bananas

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CineFilms004 agreed.

    • @BB80008
      @BB80008 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000th like

    • @lupecruz9523
      @lupecruz9523 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really...

    • @KineMasterForFun
      @KineMasterForFun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hvucivibohhovhp who's hugs mis-sold a car

    • @evangelos9660
      @evangelos9660 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not for El Salvador it wasn't. They needed help. Was anyone going to give them that help? No! So they went and tryed to do it themselves.

  • @stevenkendzierski9333
    @stevenkendzierski9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "Do it or we'll saction you." Sounds like something the UN would say.

    • @thricefan89
      @thricefan89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The UN or dirty Murica who sanctions whom ever they want with very little reason

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thricefan89 wow one look at your favorites playlist and it’s all Bernie Sanders videos

  • @RLutin
    @RLutin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4181

    What do you need to start a war ?
    Bananas, my friend, but most of all...FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL !

    • @mlgcactus1035
      @mlgcactus1035 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bouncy Ball OOOOOO GOOOOD WHY it is football, the original one, not like that american football that looks more like rugby

    • @alistairwall5470
      @alistairwall5470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Bouncy Ball Nope, try again

    • @professorhal8098
      @professorhal8098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You misspelled "soccer"

    • @kevindegraaff9875
      @kevindegraaff9875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Football... Not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday,
      no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not
      named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no
      quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished,
      unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an
      atom bomb, one compound word, it's mother fucking, God damned,
      sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking FOOTBALL!

    • @SvenniTayivek
      @SvenniTayivek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think you mean
      FUTBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!

  • @GoofyOperator
    @GoofyOperator ปีที่แล้ว +6

    El Savador and Hondorus: We have the shortest war!
    That one zanzibar man with a dinghy and outdated rifle:…

  • @Shadyzu
    @Shadyzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    As a Honduran, I appreciate the attention to detail in the beer cans in the hotel scenes! That’s cerveza nacional (now known as salvavida)

    • @gamercow894
      @gamercow894 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FINALLY A HONDURAN IVE BEEN SCROLLING FOR 20 MINS. Im from Honduras too

  • @esotericgrave3129
    @esotericgrave3129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Do it or i'll sanction you.
    .......You know what?..... Just for you..... ill do it.

  • @Elpresidente98
    @Elpresidente98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    My dad was a kid in Northern El Salvador during the war and he told me he heard Honduran planes passing over his village one night and that apparently one Honduran plane dropped its bomb but not on purpose because the next day him and a few of his friends found the bomb undetonated. Later that day, a Salvadoran helicopter came by to pick it up. He joked that Honduran weapons were really shitty lol.

  • @colton2724
    @colton2724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So I was rewatching this and TH-cam gave me a self harm warning saying the video references suicide and self harm

  • @hamstersaregood9302
    @hamstersaregood9302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Being a geography nerd is finally paying off

    • @saladman6434
      @saladman6434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol same

    • @janusceasar7851
      @janusceasar7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...fakin nerd. Hahahahahaha.

    • @mario0289
      @mario0289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @HugoRBLX
      @HugoRBLX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mouse The epic being a Honduran is finally paying off

    • @jjtt
      @jjtt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @edwinflores1697
    @edwinflores1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3774

    I showed my father this video, a Salvadorean himself, he knows first hand a lot that has happened during the Salvadoren Civil War. So when i showed him the video he just kept nodding in agreement and then 5:18 when you showed the real winner of this war he just nodded and said, "yeah just about sums it up"
    Update: OVER 800 LIKES!?! Holy crap guys thanks ^^
    August 2020 Update: ....I made this comment a year ago...and now it has 3.3K likes....HOW!?

    • @-bacon_bacon-
      @-bacon_bacon- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Riff Raff oof

    • @aminebe1263
      @aminebe1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol

    • @SantoLuzbel
      @SantoLuzbel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But it really sounded like, “A huevo!”

    • @paulomendoza5606
      @paulomendoza5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I was half expecting that it would enrage your father, who punishes you severely

    • @IrisLuminMiel
      @IrisLuminMiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I showed this video to my mom who’s also a Salvadorean. Saying this video was spot on.

  • @ppaaccoojrf
    @ppaaccoojrf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Great video, it's probably one of the best I've seen on this topic.
    If you don't mind I'll just add a few more details to illustrate the political situation of the time a little better:
    - These countries, along with others in Central America, had been subdivisions of a larger political entity throughout the colonial period and even a few years into independence. There were attempts to re-unify Honduras and El Salvador (and Nicaragua) as late as the 1890s, only 70 years before the events of this war. Culturally, they are all extremely close, and especially when it came to the countryside near the frontier at that time, the difference between "Salvadoran" and "Honduran" became very blurry.
    - During the time, the whole region was in a trade union called the "Central American Common Market". This union was backed by the US, along with other plans within the region to increase their prosperity in an effort to quell revolutionist tendencies among their populations. However, this merely meant that the more industrial countries (like Guatemala and El Salvador) had larger markets to export to while less industrialized ones (like Nicaragua or Honduras) drew the short end of the stick. El Salvador grew very fast during that time, but the trade union was understandably pretty unpopular in Honduras. Besides that, the plan didn't work out as expected, as the new wealth acquired by industrialists failed to trickle down to the majority of the population (what a surprise) as the agricultural land-owning elites were also the industrial factory-owning elites, and they kind of owned the government anyway. As such, they refused any sort of agrarian reform (which was a step that had even been stipulated in US's plans for the region) that would have distributed the lands among the farmers, which was one of the driving factors for migration towards Honduras.
    - Football fanatics can honestly go fuck themselves.

    • @lookatthepicture4107
      @lookatthepicture4107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ppaaccoojrf
      Wich part of oversimplified you don't understand?

    • @ppaaccoojrf
      @ppaaccoojrf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +just look at the picture
      What I don't understand is the part where you assume I'm complaining in any way.

    • @lookatthepicture4107
      @lookatthepicture4107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ppaaccoojrf
      I don't...
      Just making a joke there

    • @blaziking0577
      @blaziking0577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ppaaccoojrf i forgot what I was going to say

    • @herbertvonbismarck8303
      @herbertvonbismarck8303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      When is the ww2 simplified coming next year or a few months

  • @RM12828
    @RM12828 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The progress OS has made from this to Second Punic War
    Are astounding to say the least.
    Keep it up OverSimplified🎉🎉🎉

  • @juliusraben3526
    @juliusraben3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    3:42 on of the best broken plane aninations ever xD

  • @sirpsychosussy
    @sirpsychosussy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Fun fact: In Europe-wide competitions, Russian teams can't be drawn against Ukrainian teams (Edit, 28/02/22: Damn) for the same reason
    (Edit B: I KNOW this aged well. Thank you. I get it.)

    • @AlwaysRM_
      @AlwaysRM_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There can.
      But there never make it far enough for it to happen.

    • @unknownelite2844
      @unknownelite2844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheDerpy Kitty lol

    • @fludblud
      @fludblud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If you wanna watch Russia and Ukraine duke it out in sport, watch their matches in the Battle of the Nations medieval tournaments. It also just so happens they have the best teams and are finalists every year where they fucking destroy each other.

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jonathan Williams more like a stalemate in Crimea but yeah relations are not good

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fludblud cold (blunt) weaponry, just how I like it

  • @dewit5883
    @dewit5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    “You’re wrong unless you got it right”-
    Oversimplified

    • @somethung8188
      @somethung8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he underestimated how many people could get that right. That's basic geography

    • @ducminh7568
      @ducminh7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@somethung8188 Only if you live near that area, otherwise no one knows

    • @danc7934
      @danc7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor

    • @somethung8188
      @somethung8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ducminh7568 I live in Canada. Pretty far away

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm not wrong, I merely failed to get it right 🤷‍♂️

  • @lbricks7631
    @lbricks7631 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yeah, but could they really say no to such a happy little banana boy?

  • @rachnasingh4369
    @rachnasingh4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Fighting a war??
    *There's a tax for that*

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *s t a m p*

    • @maul5842
      @maul5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      rachna singh
      Dude uncool

    • @chrisaseli6529
      @chrisaseli6529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TO THE GUILLOTINE

    • @FionaS0503
      @FionaS0503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This enraged his father, who punished him severely

    • @gainchung4296
      @gainchung4296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncool

  • @WoobooRidesAgain
    @WoobooRidesAgain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    As a bit of an incidental footnote, this war was the last time in history that piston-driven planes engaged in combat with one another, as opposed to solely jets or both mixed, and was the final combat action for the legendary F4U Corsair propeller-driven plane that saw service in the Pacific Theater of World War 2.

    • @hiukas.
      @hiukas. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TPoseCulture ITS TIME TO GO FAST

    • @j.bproductions5424
      @j.bproductions5424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cool!

    • @hoangquannguyen4680
      @hoangquannguyen4680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and p51 too

    • @WoobooRidesAgain
      @WoobooRidesAgain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      While the P-51D did serve in the Football War, it wasn't actually the last time the aircraft saw combat or military service. The Philippines was using modified P-51's up until the 1980's for COIN (COunter INsurgency) operations, with the Dominican Republic finally retiring its P-51's from active military service in that decade as well.

    • @denispop3345
      @denispop3345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think he’s german and he cannot speak about nazis Xdd

  • @rwall514
    @rwall514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    1:48-1:58 Yep, this is truly a football. this is everything about football condensed into but a few seconds. Good job.

  • @OzymandiasWasRight
    @OzymandiasWasRight หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:32 theres something about a cannibalistic bannana thats really unsettling.

  • @colinharvey2857
    @colinharvey2857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    At 0:28 “ this one is larger than this one but this one has a larger population than this one” thank you for give them more distinct names.

  • @RS-hh3et
    @RS-hh3et 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    Someone should have told the El Salvadorian girl it was best of three.

    • @Jase1nthepLace
      @Jase1nthepLace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @specialunit0428
      @specialunit0428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      she kills herself and then the referee comes out and immediately says 2 seconds after her death "the match ended before they scored"

    • @Jasper-Holland
      @Jasper-Holland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She did not exist

    • @nguyenkai2191
      @nguyenkai2191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why did someone make fun of someone's death? I meant if someone made a terrible crime, they're deserved to be hated, but this girl did nothing to anyone.

    • @lorisbrussato7131
      @lorisbrussato7131 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RS 7 too soon?

  • @pixel_6493
    @pixel_6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    IM CHIQUITA BANANA AND IM HERE TO SAY🎵
    I RUINED TWO ENTIRE NATIONS TODAY🎶

    • @CorgeekWx
      @CorgeekWx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      El Salvadors Gone and Honduras is *wait*

    • @ShinyaMerveilles66
      @ShinyaMerveilles66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      now add a 0 at the end and its accurate

    • @audielamayaestrada3083
      @audielamayaestrada3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CorgeekWx El Salvador the best🇸🇻

  • @Wilieanimations
    @Wilieanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I got a self harm disclaimer lol

  • @c.b.7153
    @c.b.7153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    You’re wrong
    *uNLeSS yOu GoT iT RiGHt*

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Haha he seriously made me doubt myself for a moment there.
      I actually thought I got it wrong or that their borders were off or something for a moment.

    • @Eddy-ld7uh
      @Eddy-ld7uh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Princes bubblegum is dat yu

    • @someyoutuber764
      @someyoutuber764 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That can be said for any ? 3ver

    • @aysho2676
      @aysho2676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got Honduras right

    • @tonyzed6831
      @tonyzed6831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aysho2676 Same here

  • @declan9876
    @declan9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    You know when things get real when you see the red arrow with “WAR” on it.

  • @tucke3
    @tucke3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Watches video first time:
    You have 2 seconds to name these 2 countries
    Me:*has no idea*
    Watches video second time
    You have 2 seco-
    Me:El Salvador and Honduras
    Also me:I fEeL sMaRt

    • @lilbackpain1924
      @lilbackpain1924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      story of my life...

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't like to brag, but...

    • @sarangtamirisa5090
      @sarangtamirisa5090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I failed the second time too T_T

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I knew because my mom is from El Salvador

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      'You have 2 seconds to name these 2 countries'
      Don't care and Don't care.

  • @austinbradley8551
    @austinbradley8551 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "do it or il senction you "
    That is like greatest threat

  • @1234bobfox
    @1234bobfox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7526

    Haha, classic America and their banana republics.

    • @frostycharger5911
      @frostycharger5911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      bobfox you should watch samonella bannana republics, it's hilarious

    • @-SUM1-
      @-SUM1- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Classic USA and their horrid imperialistic foreign policy.

    • @smithjohnson3144
      @smithjohnson3144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      COMMIE!

    • @ebonymaw8457
      @ebonymaw8457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      SUM1 I don't think you know what "imperialist" means...

    • @ericcl5313
      @ericcl5313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Whether or not correctly imperialist - U.S. was pretty shitty after the war towards it's southern neighbours... Example: Panama

  • @stewiegriffy2928
    @stewiegriffy2928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I watched oversimplified during exams
    This enraged my father who punished me severely

    • @zfblkjgvrhbljvh946
      @zfblkjgvrhbljvh946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish I could not relate to this

    • @CrayCow
      @CrayCow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You spelt "severely" wrong.
      This enraged your father, who punished you severely.

    • @ASpecialDrunkardFromLondon
      @ASpecialDrunkardFromLondon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      300th like
      Also nice joke
      Right?
      Its a joke?
      Gulp

  • @toothlessbox8118
    @toothlessbox8118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Player: pass the ball
    Other player: but I have no legs :(

    • @DAXminer-g1g
      @DAXminer-g1g 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BUT What TV you should have more likes

    • @Youtube..Enjoyer
      @Youtube..Enjoyer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why should he have more likes? He just copies what's said in the video, and like 5 other idiots said it already.

    • @toothlessbox8118
      @toothlessbox8118 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SuperYoshiFan10090 Studios I agree

    •  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be offside.

    • @runforthatmoney
      @runforthatmoney 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      fr

  • @jaydenkinnee2106
    @jaydenkinnee2106 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Group 3
    1.) Honduras
    2.) Costa Rica
    3.) Jamaica
    Group 4
    1.) El Salvador
    2.) Suriname (no idea)
    3.) Netherlands Antilles