I've never laughed so hard at an English dub ever in my entire life. I swear, it sounds like they just got a random guy off the street, told him to say all these lines, and then just pitched his voice up or down as needed lol
Well Gabriel Regojo is not a name you commonly hear (he had “additional characters” to his name before he was cast as Aoba) but I agree, I wouldn’t cast him as Aoba if he gonna give me flat & deadpan deliveries like these. But if I was in the ADV director’s chair I would go “that’s great, but Atsushi gave it some emotional depth, like he’s more annoyed than angry so can you say that line again but give the hint of “I love you but I want to punch you in your snarky little face”, ok?”
Watch the ghost stories English dub, thats an adventure (because it didn't do very well the English va's basically got to say whatever they wanted, there are some good compilations here on TH-cam 🤣)
@@marina3934 It has nothing to do with his size or how he looks? He is the bottom in every route for every character in the game. Like zobo zo said, they never mentioned or hinted at his appearance having anything to do with it.
Any time aoba mentions going inside someone I just think “yeah enjoy being in their mind cause you ain’t even gonna be inside the one who calls you master”
this entire situation was an absolute fever dream. the game itself was convoluted but still great in its own right, after the game we get the anime adaptation which was super janky and disappointing, then to top it off we get THIS dub which was completely out of left field- till this very day i struggle to accept it's even real it's just so bizarre. a perfect storm, being in the dmmd fandom has been an absolute emotional rollercoaster
My friends and I are playing DmMd in the summer of 2021 as I write this. Some of us are replaying it, some of us started but never finished, and some of us are completely new and going in blind. I cannot WAIT to show them this video.
(0:14) Idk...somebody ACTUALLY measured the shoes sizes of the characters. But because the screenshots from Dmmd & Dmmd: reconnect are a bit...Inconsistent...as far as I can remember, Koujaku & Noiz are tied for having “small feet” so “pot meets kettle, Noiz”!
The moment I saw the Sentai logo & heard the dub, I knew David Matranga, Andrew Love (Mink), Greg Ayres (Clear) & Marcy Bannor (Tae/Granny or Ba-Chan) was going to be a part of this...somehow. David & Andrew did a pretty good job as as Koujaku & Mink (to the best of their ability & whatever Chris Ayres (RIP) was smoking when he wrote the script)
I DONT REMEMBER THE DUB BEING LIKE THIS!! I JUST REMEMBERED AOBA HAVING A REALLY NERDY GUY VOICE (SORRY TO.THE PEEPS THAT HAVE THE SAME VOICE, YOU GUYS PROBABLY SOUND GREAT WITH IT)
Y'all can give it shit all you want, I honestly love the dub for this. I feel like this fit the characters well (this video doesnt exactly help) Yeah, some parts could have been better, but I enjoy it greatly😊❤
"Thanks for being my dog🥰☺😇"
"Thanks for being my man😏👅😜"
I kind of cringe...since the dog (or his online human avatar) is...yeah...
@@arttech-lopo what? The armor? (Typo?)
@@rravaelrio315 since Ren is a love interest, hearing him say “thanks for being my man” made it sound so wrong (or maybe I made it sound wrong)🤣🤣🤣
In sub he says babe✋💀
That was really wtf
I've never laughed so hard at an English dub ever in my entire life. I swear, it sounds like they just got a random guy off the street, told him to say all these lines, and then just pitched his voice up or down as needed lol
Well Gabriel Regojo is not a name you commonly hear (he had “additional characters” to his name before he was cast as Aoba) but I agree, I wouldn’t cast him as Aoba if he gonna give me flat & deadpan deliveries like these.
But if I was in the ADV director’s chair I would go “that’s great, but Atsushi gave it some emotional depth, like he’s more annoyed than angry so can you say that line again but give the hint of “I love you but I want to punch you in your snarky little face”, ok?”
Watch the ghost stories English dub, thats an adventure (because it didn't do very well the English va's basically got to say whatever they wanted, there are some good compilations here on TH-cam 🤣)
@@eli1298 I love the GS dub, that's amazing too XD
Try watching ghost stories in dub it’s hilarious
Diabolik Lovers dub with Yui constant moaning
The “I need you too you selfish bitch” had me ROLLING XD
I just didn't believe he said that- omg
I literally can not believe that was an actual line someone signed off on.
It completely threw me off guard. Seriously this show in the english dub is a comedy 😭😭😭
Same here.
I KNOW it’s your typical “I need you too dummy!!” thing but “Selfish Bitch” just sounds so out of place its hilarious
I hate this because now I can't do online shopping without thinking or saying "Well...I'm just..looking at some chairs here" LMAAAO
Hey man :)
1:10
"I've had that for 19 years"
" _oH mAn-_ "
"dOn't dO it.😡"
The dub may be awful but you gotta admit that Dub Aoba is iconic in his own hilarious way.
I still cannot believe this dub is real lmao
JWKAHAHAHAH I CANT
And it still saddens me :,)
They sounds the same I don't think so??
It FEELS like the ghost Storys dub doesn't it?
@@asumi7522 its BETTER
'Well I'm just looking at some chairs here' literally sent me I am sobbing 😩
Same oh my godd 💀
Same lmao
I can't fuckin believe i watched this in like middle school i think
I thought this was peak media in 8th grade
YOO SAME IN 8TH GRADE
FUCK SAME AND THEN I RELAIZE THE DUB IS 🤮
my gay emo phase
I used to watch the game plays at lunch 😭
"Thanks for being my dog."
"Thanks for being my man."
Its 2021 and I still can't get over this.
😂😂😂😂that part just came up
Now 2022
2023 at the moment, I still love it
I mean in certain routes-
2024 I still cant
1:17 “I’ve had that for nineteen years 🤖” IM SORRY THIS IS THE WACKIEST DUB LMAO
"Oooh man-"
“and i need you too, you selfish bitch” that SENT ME
"Koujaku I have to go inside you now"
"Hold on, I'm going inside you"
Lmao Aoba you're the bottom, no you're not
LMAOOOOOOOOO
@@marina3934 I dont know how their sizes got brought up into this. I never mentioned that once???
@@marina3934 Ok...??
@@marina3934 It has nothing to do with his size or how he looks? He is the bottom in every route for every character in the game. Like zobo zo said, they never mentioned or hinted at his appearance having anything to do with it.
@@TheKinya26yeah i mean canonically he is a bottom
2:01CLEAR SOUNDS LIKE A PREPUBESCENT BOY WTF😭😭😭
Jesus fuck.. 😂😂
The way the audio is pitched though 😂
the va is actually a decent actor too so its funny that hes in this 😂
Any time aoba mentions going inside someone I just think “yeah enjoy being in their mind cause you ain’t even gonna be inside the one who calls you master”
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT-
I didnt get it, plz someone explain :)
@@luobingheforlife there saying that aoba is a bottom and he shouldn’t be going around saying he’s going inside someone I think
@@tootieisgod6015 ohhhh lmao, i understand now
1:27 Powerful, heartfelt, and funny xD
🤣😂😂
“Hey.”
* intense stare *
“Lets go eat.”
HOW IS THAT RELATABLE THOUGH????
**goose honk**
@@Nawmps I'm dyin 😂
WAIT THIS HAS A DUB??? IS THIS LITERALLY JUST ONE VOICE ACTOR TOO-
FR?????
LMAO WHAT REALLY
It’s not, but man that would be funny.
That’s what I was thinking
They said its fanmade and not official but i still like it tho👹
It's the diaper on Noiz's head for me
LMAOOOOOOOO
I CHOKED
2:22
Clear : did you actually trying to get inside mymind awhile ago ?
Aoba : yeah 😀
Clear : do i have a heart ?
Aoba : y e a h 😀
Not the cut scream tho 💀💀💀
i feel like aoba's the android here, not clear LMAO
The Benny Sugar Ray need you
And I need you too you selfish bitch!
OMG that "bitch" came out of nowhere! I was laughing so hard!
“Let’s go eat..”
“HuUH”
That made me LMFAO🤣
*"I HAVE TO GO INSIDE YOU NOW!"*
I'M FREAKIN' WHEEZING! 😂💀
they all sound like they are voiced by the same person😭☝️
THANK YOU
IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE BIG ABRIDGED PARODY.
@@gun7809 5 seconds in and I swear it sounds like the dub for ghost stories 😭
I love that Ruff Rabbit guy-“Okay. I’m done” 😂😂😂 (0:43)
Bro knew what was up so he bailed lmao
That delivery was godly
2:12
Aoba: you really want to know what pain is?
Noiz: ...
-I'll make damn sure you feel it.
Noiz.
I WILL destroy you.
Noiz: 🌚
1:43 *stab*
oH MY gOD
this entire situation was an absolute fever dream. the game itself was convoluted but still great in its own right, after the game we get the anime adaptation which was super janky and disappointing, then to top it off we get THIS dub which was completely out of left field- till this very day i struggle to accept it's even real it's just so bizarre. a perfect storm, being in the dmmd fandom has been an absolute emotional rollercoaster
clear’s voice makes me feel like a bricked phone that’s been put in the microwave
The dub matches the animation perfectly
You forgot to add "Me and the Tripster are actually running things around here" this dub is cursed XD
I refuse to believe this is real. This HAS to be an abridged series
This IS real, sorry mate ✊🏻😔
im gonna scream. i didn't even know there was a dub
0:55 I know the screen is backwards but it just looks like they misspelled aoba's name and it's so funny to me
0:18 HE SO BE LOOKIN AT SOME CHAIRS DOE
also wtf was that scene it wasn't in the VN LMAO
I'm gone- I can't-
"Thank for being my dog."
"Thanks for being my man."
BRUHHHHH- 💀💀💀
0:08 thanks for being my man loool
First time hearing that line: (Groaning in cringe) Knowing the dog has his own story route. Say it like that-as a nod-makes this awkward as hell!!!!
1:50 Phrasing.
1:53 _Phrasing._
1:57 HEY! _PHRASING!_
"I need you too you selfish bitch-" GOT ME FUCKIN ROLLIN OMG
1:37 WTH 💀💀💀
2:20
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire miserable life.
Aoba, the casual chair shopper. Nothing weird to see here xD
THE-THE FANDOM STILL ALIVE
Yes, we just went into hibernation is all
You know we’re not Twins!/But we’re not Twins, okay?!
Sheesh, Virus seems annoyed (he usually has a calm demeanor)
Probably just annoyed for having to say it so many times
I'm in tears and my sides hurt, I never knew there was a dub for this shit 😭 The voice for Aoba's dog is so scary, I love it
1:43 IS TAKING ME TF OUT LMFAOOO
they say the bigger the sword the smaller the you know man i have never laughed so hard in my life
My friends and I are playing DmMd in the summer of 2021 as I write this. Some of us are replaying it, some of us started but never finished, and some of us are completely new and going in blind. I cannot WAIT to show them this video.
I come back to DMMD after one year and I get this-
hes just looking at chairs ren
well im just looking at some chairs here
"And I need you too, you selfish bitch!" ASDJOASOF this one killed me
(0:14) Idk...somebody ACTUALLY measured the shoes sizes of the characters. But because the screenshots from Dmmd & Dmmd: reconnect are a bit...Inconsistent...as far as I can remember, Koujaku & Noiz are tied for having “small feet” so “pot meets kettle, Noiz”!
I can’t with the constant “I’m gonna come inside you” part
I CANNOT GET OVER 1:43
Most monotone oh my God ever, especially to seeing someone stab themselves
"I need you too you selfish bitch" my sweet Jesus that cut me off guard...
2:51 vibe check
2:01 oooi Clear sounds like Kaoru or hikaru from Ouran high school host club 💕🤔
He almost sounds like Noya from Haikyuu
IKR
“Thanks for being my dog:,)”
Thanks for being my man😘😘😩😩”
XDD IM FVCKING DYINGGGGGG
0:52 that "Huh?" 😂
Aoba sounded like a goose, I can't
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNIER THAT EXISTS THAN THIS VIDEO
David Matranga was the PERFECT voice cast for koujaku but the rest are so 👁👁
The moment I saw the Sentai logo & heard the dub, I knew David Matranga, Andrew Love (Mink), Greg Ayres (Clear) & Marcy Bannor (Tae/Granny or Ba-Chan) was going to be a part of this...somehow.
David & Andrew did a pretty good job as as Koujaku & Mink (to the best of their ability & whatever Chris Ayres (RIP) was smoking when he wrote the script)
This is like Ghost Stories level Hillarious
At 2:23 WAS THAT ONE OF THE FRICKIN HITACHIN TWINS’ DUB ACTORS 😭💀 (from Ouran Highschool Host Club)
lyrics:
00:00
child kojaku: hey, little girl, are you okay?
child aoba: [crying] i'm not a girl
00:04
aoba: thanks for being my dog
JWEJQKJQJAHA I CANT WITH ALL THE COMING INSIDE BITS
I haven't laughed this hard in so long, thank you
I can’t believe this is what 10 year old me thought was good English dubbing 😃
I love how we make fun of the Ghost Stories dub but this is lowkey on its level lol
Please this can’t be realllllll god I can’t breathe
Not exaggerating, I've literally never heard a line with more tonal whiplash than "And I need you, you selfish bitch."
I can’t believe I liked their voice back in middle school god 😭
"I have to go inside you"
I heard a voice in my head,telling me your gonna come inside"
Dirty mind: here i make my entry
THE VOICES HAVE ME CRYIBG
0:48 that was hella funny for no reason
Thanks for being my DAWG
I’m crying
THERES NO WAY THIS IS REAL
I literally watched 5 minutes of the dub version and went straight to the sub version 💀
You think this is bad, check out the OVA dub
STOP I CANT WITH THE COMMENTS AND THIS DUB 😭😭😭
I DONT REMEMBER THE DUB BEING LIKE THIS!! I JUST REMEMBERED AOBA HAVING A REALLY NERDY GUY VOICE (SORRY TO.THE PEEPS THAT HAVE THE SAME VOICE, YOU GUYS PROBABLY SOUND GREAT WITH IT)
Lol boi they high pitched the video
@@desi2119 I actually didn't change their voices at all
Ikr
why does noiz sound like ben shapiro 😭😭
NOIZ AND REN’S VOICE!, WHAT THE HECK 😢
This sounds like a f*cking abridged dub
Y'all can give it shit all you want, I honestly love the dub for this. I feel like this fit the characters well (this video doesnt exactly help)
Yeah, some parts could have been better, but I enjoy it greatly😊❤
Same
Same! ^^
"Well I'm just...looking at some chairs here."
Hold up is this really the dub???? This sounds more like a parody omg XDDDDDDDD THIS IS HILARIOUS
I don't have the energy to go to the effort of making a parody, this is just clips from the show
Mio is such a mood XD "I've been kissed by a cellphone tower!" Lmaooo XDD
0:22 That's gonna be my answer when parents catch me playing DMMD
Let me just guess: Are you a Nagisa Kaworu enjoyer, too?
Clear's voice💀💀💀
i have like no memories of this show, so this being my reintroduction is hilarious to me
lmfao i remembered watching the sub version when it released but i didnt think the eng dub would be like this HAHA
English dub makes it sooooo funnier xdddd But Japanese is better xddddd
"you're technically conjoined twins,,,at the hair, anyway..." 😂😂😂😂😂
Top ten best anime dubs 🥵🥵
"The Benny Sugar Ray."
3:13 me while hearing this dub
this is what i sound like when i talk
Why do they all sound like the same person I'm crying afdndjkd
HOW DID THEY GET GREG AYRES FOR THIS
never was into this shit but i havent recovered from beanie guy only eating pizza and pasta for 19 years
I'm pissing myself, wtf is this 😭😭