He is alive after: - crashing the worlds biggest scooter - filming the 'Hurt' video - filming the 'Alien Boy x All That' video - tearing a ballsack off of his chin - *this fridge* I guess we have a celebrity who finally hits past the 27 club...
Im a 90s kid and I can promise you, we ALL knew a kid like him in the 90s. Spoiled, always got what he wanted, always had the modern trendy clothes people hated a year later, acted like everyone owed them something. He plays the character to the T
lil gamergirl they like what one thing I said they don’t know me and don’t care too so it means nothing for me - but u tryin to be nice so imma give you a ❤️
This guy is honestly such a sweetheart in real life, I wouldn’t be shocked if he donated all this to a homeless shelter, I hope he did! 🤞🏽Especially because he travels so much constantly, there’s no way he could consume all that in a year. 🤷🏻♀️
Reference to like 2017/18 when eating tide pods were a trend and people dyed from it, yeah, youtubers can't say the actual word or they'll get demonetized and I ain't tryna catch that so dye it is
I mean he recently turned 27. Are you somehow implying that he’s going to join the 27 Club among many other famous singers and die young? Or does Oliver’s frequent references in his music to the devil and his own mortality have you thinking he’s going to wind up some music industry sacrifice? Interesting how the time code for the “I’m Gone” music video, Oliver’s final song, is 3:33... 🤔
I can't even begin to imagine what the cashier must've thought when he saw a grown ass man buying 100+ bottles of gatorades and like 50 boxes of pizza, hotpockets, eggo's and more.
They are, to "people with sensitive systems." Most people are just desensitized to the things these things do. Processed sugar has been argued to be more addictive than every other drug out there. Saturated fats and simple carbs are naturally addictive. We just tend to eat so many as children we don't understand how fucked up we really are, XD
This is obviously a joke, but it can be really hard to tell whether he’s joking or not sometimes cuz he’s really good at sticking with his character for a long time
yea. Yeah i☆get his dr.⚗'s are 8 year olds. and that's OK. but, even Los Angeles 8 year olds would never let their patient eat : "White castle" 🏰 hamburgers 🍔 ..... over - the much preferred LOS ANGELEAN 🌴 : "IN-N-OUT" .. burger 🍔 *that just really makes me believe Oliver is not being 100% honest with us about his true culinary habits. maybe ? ..... 99% ? but, C'mooooon maaaan! White castle over in-n-out! 🌴 NO WAY JOSE !!! (*all L.A. folks love either IN☆N☆OUT or, FATBURGER, or TOMMY'S... regardless of what our 8 year old dr.s 🥼 advise us.) i☆ hate to say it but, i'm calling ..... SHENANIGANS !!! (*so. park shenanigans) *please, don't hate me.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear zina
Thats the highest I’ve ever seen anyone get off a wipit... He talks like the gatoraid is a strain of weed... Gusher stash... I think oliver is a junk food dealer guys.
@@shadybrose4061 lmaooo my bf doesn't use video games as an excuse to lag on me he either asleep or looking after his siblings my responsible bf we Stan:D
Oliver : I only discovered you last month😮. I just want to say that you are very talented and I love your music. Keep doing what your doing bro. Don’t disappear lol. Peace up from London 💯🫡
Oliver Tree has moved to one of the top artists imo... I learned about his music I'd say 2 weeks ago.... And every album is 🔥 ⛽ 💥💥! Not only does he have tons of music I can dig into but his videos are entertaining too. Damn what a time to find out about him when he's got stacked up content. This video had me rolling! 😂😂
Other artists: Popping Mollies, smoking weed, Xannies
Oliver Tree: *FRUCTOSE*
**snorts a cup of high fructose corn syrup 😤**
Yesss
I'm faaaaaairly sure Oliver does Trees
He hit a whip-it tho
he smoke woods (trees)
He is alive after:
- crashing the worlds biggest scooter
- filming the 'Hurt' video
- filming the 'Alien Boy x All That' video
- tearing a ballsack off of his chin
- *this fridge*
I guess we have a celebrity who finally hits past the 27 club...
You forgot the "I'm gone video". He got burned like 3 times i think
@@Connor-yh5ho He wasn't even on fire tho
that really him ?
not a clone?
🧟♂️ ?
@botonds it’s makeup I think
@@treyebillups8602 behind the scenes.
every 11 year old: it hurts to watch someone living your dreams
Well Im not 11 and it would still be a dream
I'm 35 and it hurts that I'm in this video.
666 likes
Im 19 and i want this
Yea ikr
This whole video is basically an ad but if all ads were like this I'd live it, your a genius Oliver 👏
Ad-crap.
At least it's entertaining
@kira4208 your= possessive; for example - your hand, your dog, your car. You're= you are; for example - you're welcome for this English lesson
@@lukechandra6233can you not be a smartass
Hope he got some sponsorship money
My dude oli is like a 12 year old kid who never aged after 1996
Im a 90s kid and I can promise you, we ALL knew a kid like him in the 90s. Spoiled, always got what he wanted, always had the modern trendy clothes people hated a year later, acted like everyone owed them something. He plays the character to the T
@@DrMurdercock FOR REALLLL LMAO
True
He literally has everything my parents refused to get for me as a child
U have a lot of like jus thought u should kno
lil gamergirl they like what one thing I said they don’t know me and don’t care too so it means nothing for me - but u tryin to be nice so imma give you a ❤️
Sad Turn yaaaaaay
Same with my parent's
Rolando Pena yes, actually my family refused to get me any sort of detergent, forcing me to wash my clothes with hand soap and my tears
I feel as this is how every kid sees themselves when they imagine themselves as an adult
your channel is slowly achieving its goal and i'm proud of you
Chatter Bones what goal lol ?
@@Aptomix subs, dawg lol
Chatter Bones oh yeah I guess I just want a decent amount so I can start posting memes
That’s how we are... we just don’t have enough money to buy all this shit
This is honestly more entertaining than his music videos just because of the voice in his videos... it gives me shivers
This is just Oliver being a big kid for 9 minutes straight
LoL 🤣
9:16
MY CHANNEL IS THE COLORFULL RAINBOW PARADIES.🌈🌈
I AM The future rapper.
How long is Oliver going to wear that big fake nose?
me misty eye therefore im
This is what we thought having our house would be like as a kid
fr
Facts😂
Everybodies house isn't like this?
True
This is what I do with my adult freedom.
This is what I imagined the kids with the cool lunch fridge looked like
Practically yes.
Same💀😂😂😂
This guy is honestly such a sweetheart in real life, I wouldn’t be shocked if he donated all this to a homeless shelter, I hope he did! 🤞🏽Especially because he travels so much constantly, there’s no way he could consume all that in a year. 🤷🏻♀️
Why? He needs it for his diet.
😂
The tide pods in the gogurt drawer lol that he doesn't even acknowledge
To be honest I didn’t know what it was hard to see
Holy shit cant believe I missed that LMFAO
Reference to like 2017/18 when eating tide pods were a trend and people dyed from it, yeah, youtubers can't say the actual word or they'll get demonetized and I ain't tryna catch that so dye it is
@@ngf wuuuuut dats crazy never hurrd of dat at all tank gudnes fo genuses lik u durrrr
@@corywilson2007 yw m8 I thot u were born n da 2019s
Loving all the tidepods he has mixed in with his gogurts in the back.
tide pods good ngl
When u gotta brush your teeth but u in a hurry.
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@@johntyler8986 timmy stuck in a well?
I love that he talks about Gatorade, like how a stoner talks about weed 😂
Avery we have the same name
omg,, fellow Averys hi
Averys UNITE
@@avery5469 *Averies
@@wanderoutdoors6094 averys*
this guy is a literal genius, every kids dream, of food.
TRUE
yes
He plays his role so well I almost can’t tell if he’s actually acting at times
More like layin it on thicker he's def just like this
He’s acting?!?!?
i didn’t even know he was acting in the first place 💀
he’s always acting. never believe a thing he says lmao
He's dead ass serious
Bruh with that fridge, you’re like the role model kids would want
wrong, Prison Mike is the role model kids want
Hahaha
At yo its prison mike
Watch out it is a dementor!
it’s melanies fridge-
POV: your at a party and you ask Oliver for a snack
@Ailsa Ni the best gush
Ailsa Ni yes
"He never even told me what was the best to eat"
He prolly won't give me any
569 likes and not one grammar correction. Impressive.
I can't help enjoying when I watch him. You're amazing, keep going!
Let’s appreciate him being in this world while we can
Okok
I don’t like the implications of this comment
U gonna kill him!? U better not kill ma boy
I mean he recently turned 27. Are you somehow implying that he’s going to join the 27 Club among many other famous singers and die young? Or does Oliver’s frequent references in his music to the devil and his own mortality have you thinking he’s going to wind up some music industry sacrifice? Interesting how the time code for the “I’m Gone” music video, Oliver’s final song, is 3:33... 🤔
Chichimee that’s a really deep analysis of the person who uploaded a video talking about his Gatorade and hot pocket collections, among other things.
This is relatable, so I don't know if I should be laughing or crying.
Report : "I'm in this video and I don't like it"
@@hyperionkennels315 hhhhhh
This is what every kid wanted their kitchen to look like.
Ya
Lit
So true
Same
*man
THIS is the oliver tree i miss. :(
very much real
Yoohoo, danimals, gogurt, and caprisuns. Truly the fridge of a scooter kid
wheres pickle?
Dio with 5 thousand subscriber without viDio sharks swords yogurt kicks fries smart phones hot tubs yeah
This was too much in the best way. Thank you for the laughs, Mr. Tree.
M
Narwhals
John!
I didn’t think I’d see you comment on this video lol, love your videos!
ME: Just wanting water.
Oliver Trees fridge: So you wanted M & M'S.
its actually melanie's fridge
"So you have chosen Type 2..."
hey i'll take that
Thats Melanie's House-
@@KMFDMSUUXX We know. It's been stated quite a few times.
0:03 I love how he misses the fridge at first 😂😂
balls
yes
LOL, yeeeeeeeeeeees🤣
Lmao ikr
for sure
yes indeed
“Enough fructose and sucrose to kill a small child” ~ Oliver Tree, 2020
I read that when he said that
What a creative comment. Just takes someone’s joke and quote it. Good job.
My creativeness is beyond belief
@@CahalidYT your a man of science
I’m obese just looking at this.
The404Studios yo u like famous or sum
XD
DannyDevito._.KidnappedMe I think he knows the misfits
freeze, frogmire. you are out past curfew.
Is there stream today? :v
this man is genuinely something else.
The way Oliver categorizes his Gatorades is the way I feel about his music.
The best compliment a man can get
Lol
*how does the :
"high fructose soup 🍲" taste ?
@Justin Wilson what
@@lovealways2609 is oakso
Damn. He hit that whipped cream almost as hard as a vape.
he hit it harder
I can't even begin to imagine what the cashier must've thought when he saw a grown ass man buying 100+ bottles of gatorades and like 50 boxes of pizza, hotpockets, eggo's and more.
He's an Alien boy he doesn't need the same type of diet that us normal humans need 😂
I mean it's Oliver Tree he probably already trippinvoff the haircut, scooter and Jacket
@@dazzlingdexter5060 True, the drip makes him trip 👀
@@thethief5362 drip trip
i mean, its oliver. gatorade might have some spare gatorades for the alien boy himself.
Only OG People Watched This Before Oliver Tree's Music Blew Up
Dentist: so, Oliver are you eating healthy?
Oliver: well my Beverly Hills Doctor says....
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Well yes but actually no
He said I have to be on this strict diet
He plays his part so well he could confess to a murder and people would laugh
Glizzy
Glizzy
Glizzy
Glizzy
Glizzy
Even as a little kid, I never imagined anything so well put together. He's like the ultimate kid-man.
he is living 12 lives at once. dude's talent is insane.
I wanted to like this comment. Then I saw the number of likes.
@@EdwinManual oh goodness. That, that I was not expecting. Oh my.
life go on and on and on and on on in you you take controler
@@nomad1517 u mean a man child
This man is Living Every Child's Dream😋
Such as?
@@twicevelvet- You want example of children or example of dream a child has.
@@jaydencrimsoneverett6731 yes
@@nonname7688 Children example: Ussually any kid aged 2 1/2 to 6.
Dream example: To constantly eat candy without worrying about tooth decay
We just ain’t gonna talk about the tide pods in the gogurt drawer
LMAO-i had to go back and look..dying over here.... @1:45
🤣
What drawer?
@@lilaceski7366 1:45
I'm sure it's for the freshness
his diet is a mix of a poor college kids diet and the diet of a 9 year old that's home alone
💀
It's beautiful 😢
Ikr
Could not have said it better, gus.🤣
His house looks like if a child won a million dollars
I feel him when he says his scum bag friends eat all his snacks.
That would be me.😂😂😂
😭
how did this guy oliver tree got famous?
ABALLO'S WORLD talent
Mostcoolkid78 amen
Bro he had tide pods with the gogurt😂😂😂😂😂
They’re like PB&J dawg
I didn’t even see that 😂😂😂😂
love how passionate this guy is about gatorades lmfao. he even ranks them by color
He talks about Gatorade and Candy like they're hardcore drugs. I love this man.
They are, to "people with sensitive systems." Most people are just desensitized to the things these things do. Processed sugar has been argued to be more addictive than every other drug out there. Saturated fats and simple carbs are naturally addictive. We just tend to eat so many as children we don't understand how fucked up we really are, XD
@@e.clectic2533 Yeah that is true. It's like that for all people and all foods I guess lol
The “blast whipped cream into your mouth” is the best, he looks like he’s taking a bong
@@chillboard4904 I know he's hilarious lol
@Angel Garcia Calleros OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THOUGHT HE WAS HITTING A BONG THOUGH
As a 90s kid, his fridge hits all the nostalgia points
Some what nostalgic for me considering I'm an 03'
@@bryansalazar6828 dude.... knock it off
Just missing those juice barrels with the aluminium tops that would tear open if you sneezed on em.
On god
that's not even his own fridge it's melanie's he lives in her mansion and she loves the 90s and 50s her whole aesthetic is based on it
I listen to your music everyday!
This is why he has random meltdowns during interviews. It all makes sense now, dudes jacked up on fructose.
Oliver is pretty relateable, everyone likes him. He’s a cool guy- Oliver is just a big mood.
Imagine the kind of groupies that give him head tho
That didn’t age well for the crybabies here lmaoo
Yeah
Imagine him with Tourette’s
@@ktm_racer6733 I can’t even imagine what his brain would make him say
can never tell when he’s lying.. he makes everything believable
Bro I would hangout with Oliver tree any day of the week
new title: "how my fridge lost 15 pounds in 2 seconds"
👉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂yooooo
You forgot to put worlds easiest fridge diet
@@harrygalvezbarcesa1267 yes
...
There are people who will take this seriously not knowing its a joke and literally die of Type 2 diabetes
good, survival of the fittest
@@ipodman371 Easy you edgy little 15 yr old fat kid
@@Sickwithit355 Yooooo 😳
This is obviously a joke, but it can be really hard to tell whether he’s joking or not sometimes cuz he’s really good at sticking with his character for a long time
might be me
If I had my own fridge in elementary school this would be it.
@Umbrella Corporation thought it would felled with viruses
LMBO
Also his haircut is horrible
When he took a whipit I died 😂
That was a 50/50 creamy heady hit. *chefs kiss*
Oliver:"I'm A gRoWn MaN"
Also Oliver:* has every 10 year old's dream fridge *
true
That was the point
One of my favorite quotes of all time is:
NEVER LOSE YOUR DINOSAUR
I've tried to adhere to that and I'm glad Oliver does too.
My guy has toilet paper in his fridge
Tell me it wouldn’t feel good to wipe with cold paper
Problem?
@@nyx0781 No he's a genius xD
As anyone would
and dishwashing pods
Him talking about gatorate sounds like he’s a professional
My 4 year listens to him on TH-cam daily that means we all have too listen
I think his Doctor is actually just two 8 years on each other’s shoulders pretending to be an adult 😂
fr tho
😫😫
😂🤣
I think Oliver is just two 8 year olds on each others shoulders that just learned bad words
yea. Yeah
i☆get his dr.⚗'s are 8 year olds.
and that's OK.
but,
even Los Angeles 8 year olds would never let their patient eat :
"White castle" 🏰
hamburgers 🍔 .....
over -
the much preferred
LOS ANGELEAN 🌴 :
"IN-N-OUT" .. burger 🍔
*that just really makes me believe Oliver is not being 100% honest with us about his true culinary habits.
maybe ? ..... 99% ?
but,
C'mooooon maaaan!
White castle over in-n-out! 🌴
NO WAY JOSE !!!
(*all L.A. folks love either IN☆N☆OUT or,
FATBURGER, or TOMMY'S... regardless of what our 8 year old dr.s 🥼 advise us.)
i☆ hate to say it but,
i'm calling .....
SHENANIGANS !!!
(*so. park shenanigans)
*please, don't hate me.
Kinda epic Oliver has drinks I thought he didn’t consume any other liquid but fuel, he is turbo after all
cool
Yipp
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear zina
@@AxxLAfriku Me too but Irrelevant bro.... I hate Criticism too tho
False. Turbo is his arch-nemesis.
Pro gamer move: mix your blue and red Gatorade to make “fruit freeze” as my friends and I call it.
Tried it. Ngl its pretty fire 🔥😳
It is lmao
As a kid my friends and I would mix yellow and red to make what we would call sunset juice
Genius 😯
Yeah, It’s big brain time
wow the m&ms in the ice dispenser had me gasping for air! im dying!
Why is no one talking about the tide pods in the gogurt drawer.
Tristan Tague yeah ikr those are my favorite childhood snack I can’t believe he skipped over that
i love those
You’re suppose to eat them together. Comparable to chips and salsa.
Cause it’s normal. No need to talk about it. Who doesn’t have tide pods in their gogurt drawer
I’m legitimately retarded ewwwww
POV: the neighbors kid flex’s his diabetes’s
Halluci Nate
Ahah this reminds me of
“My dad has a gold tooth”
*”Guess what my dad has diabetes”*
😂😭
The most underrated comment on TH-cam
😂😂😂😂
@@Nyx-np9lk 😂😆
Lol
Oliver Tree’s diet:
Olives
Trees
Spicy Cheetos
Thats a certifed gamer diet
Epic
yes
And one jonit
RANDOM TROOPER
that’s what the trees are breh
I'm really sad he doesn't release more videos like this anymore
I’m happy he’s so mean
You probably have the same doctor as Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson
Yikes
that sounds like a good thing at first.
Those are the same people.
Scooby got waves
Shit
If my boyfriend could pick groceries on his own this would literally be our fridge
Men always need help on even the simplest things
@@jambamambah so what are you gonna eat today
He a fat boy
@@jambamambah nah we don't need help we need a fridge full of candy
Let him do it.
Thats the highest I’ve ever seen anyone get off a wipit...
He talks like the gatoraid is a strain of weed...
Gusher stash...
I think oliver is a junk food dealer guys.
Then you've never seen anyone take a whip it before lol
@@Aqua-steam I'm lactose intolerant
@@pontythython1901 you don't eat the cream, you inhale the gas.
@@Aqua-steam lemmie get on that
POV: your hungry and you live with oliver
"I don't believe this man has ever been to medical school"
-Buzz Lightyear
Is no one gonna acknowledge the tide pods mixed in with those go-gurts?
That's what I thought it was
Shhhhhh my child we dont speak of this
Thank you
Would you care to point out all of the other obvious jokes, too?
@@MilkIsL3git would you care to let people enjoy their lives and mention something they thought was funny? Don't gatekeep
If "Bling Bling boy" was a person.
yes but no
thank you for this
bling bling boy is real
HA so true
omg i just realized
I think i'm slowly starting to become a fan of him
"low carb, high fructose"
I'm fucking dead lmao
Mt dumbass was THIS close to believing him🤣🤣
zombie apocalypse fall
? i cant tell if oliver is lying or not
He's like a child showing off his pokemon card collection, it's amazing
Nah dude He pop pills mix with gatorade pervet Mf is trippin
The PFP bro
I showed my lil brother this and he was convinced and he gained 15 pounds
so diabolical
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Not your profile pic😭😭😭
Good job, now tell him that if he eats raw eggs he will lose all that fat.
@@slow_r3188 you say "not your ------- 😭😭😭" you can't make fun of anything😐
My aunts second husband was a dietitian and for those wondering I can assure you everything Oliver stated in this video is 100% accurate.
I love Oliver and everything related to him and what he does
But your comment is a big bullshit, he obviously is doing comedy here
Ailton nahh, this is a real diet. look it up
wait fr?
Thanks, I'll give this diet a try👍
*“Enough fructose sucrose to kill a small child”*
(edit) 7:56
Oohaooha 7:56
that's not even his own fridge it's melanie's he lives in her mansion
Yeet Okay AHAHAHAHAHUA
“Worlds easiest diet” more like worlds easiest diabetes
Init
Worlds easiest six pack
LILPAN worlds easiest heart attack
Tru
Ashton Lindgren bruh thats rude
“Oliver ice cream”
Bro has so many names
nobody gonna talk about how his gogurt drawer is all full of tide pods
Sydney Kuykendoll where?
@@christina_.malfoy4175 1:43
ahaha I didn’t realize that until now
finally someone mentioned it
I was gonna say did anyone notice the tide pods
Oliver: "chocolate milk, which I eat with every meal"
My brain: what
I had to read this twice.
Oliver is a real one, he calls the flavors of the Gatorade by their color.
Oliver Tree then: I love Gatorade
Oliver Tree now: SLIME
I have never seen the most organized and unhealthy fridge ever 😂
I know
Facts
Truth
Yea
Fr
This man is slept on 1.5m subs his comedy is gold and his music is amazing
@The Tailor ツ VERY
How tf is he slept on?
@@wordedsauce5580 he deserves at least 5 mil subs the man should be more house hold then Mr beast what's that guy even do
@@stretchwheel9958 ???
Boyfriend:took you 9 minutes to answer me why?
*Me watching this*
@Vianney Zalez no Alfa male would do that girl lol
Imagine asking ur girl why she hasnt answered for 9 min 😂😂😂 yet he probs plays fifa for hours without answering 😂😂😂
@@shadybrose4061 act like you care
@@shadybrose4061 lmaooo my bf doesn't use video games as an excuse to lag on me he either asleep or looking after his siblings my responsible bf we Stan:D
@@RealSuat i dont lol
Oliver tree is like the best fucking celeberty there is man
Oliver Tree: on a diet
Diabetes: Let me introduce myself.
I thought the same
he needs more sugar thats the thing
If that was diet I'd most likely be dead by now.
hey that's my kind of diet, you just need to drink a lot of water and lemonade without any sugar, then it's fine
I think we have the same pfp
His diet is basically _"Kill fire not with fire, but by sofocating it with sugar"_
sofocate
@@schwuischwui sofocated
@@thatwarlock7512 suffocating
@@ilovehotsinglemoms softlocating
@@thatwarlock7512 suphacate
He’s the only person who can rock a bowl cut confidently
go ahead, post the same unfunny comment 7th time
He got the takuache cut
@@cornnflake1267 everyone says that same exact thing on literally every single one of Oliver's videos.
@@cornnflake1267 damn wow, that's all they comment lol
And,Jim Carry
Oliver : I only discovered you last month😮. I just want to say that you are very talented and I love your music. Keep doing what your doing bro. Don’t disappear lol. Peace up from London 💯🫡
People: When there's a zombie outbreak where do you wanna go?
Me: oliver's fridge..
Lifetime supplies of food and Gatorade
Funnier comment than Brazilian memes hahaha
It’s melanies kitchen
lol 😂
@@Savannahlejeune12 Nope
Honestly I wish that this was a real diet
Also he said the best quote of 2020 "enough frucoste and sucrose to kill a small child"
He does seem slimmer... I’ll consider this high fructose diet in my weight loss journey. Thanks for sharing your experience Oliver! 👍
Don't forget to ride your scooter
Funny joke
Funny joke
Funny joke
Funny joke
Oliver Tree has moved to one of the top artists imo... I learned about his music I'd say 2 weeks ago.... And every album is 🔥 ⛽ 💥💥! Not only does he have tons of music I can dig into but his videos are entertaining too. Damn what a time to find out about him when he's got stacked up content. This video had me rolling! 😂😂
Oliver Tree: *Opens fridge*
Me: *Instantly gets diabetes’s*