i always ask them where the orphanage is and lucky for me its never the one i know or any that are around my area;so my escape is " i will donate when kfc visits our local orphanage". I'm not proud of this but ake na yona and queue e telle ko morago,can't just scream "ake nayo" for all to hear😟
Lasizwe, I suffer from Depression and anxiety... I have to tell you that your videos cheer me up in a way that the depression goes away for hours. Thank you for entertaining us. Proud of you and I love you for your humour 😍💕
A beautiful lady like you shouldn't be depressed. Stay positive and happy. Life has so much more to offer you than whatever hardship you're going through. Hang in there girl! 😊
Thank you for typing the lyrics I’m from the U.K. so I know some of the jokes would be exclusive to the African humour I looked it up now the jokes is even funnier
Lmao I used to work at KFC and they literally make us do that because of our “times” they were so worry about how fast we were that it only slowed us down
Lasizwe out here hurting feelings reminding us about that broken machine lol. Love your videos man sending this around the office only to hear everyone singing sister bethina :D
I live in America and this cracked me up! Mcdonald's and KFC are the same everywhere! We don't have Chicken Licken ( I wish we did, it sounds good) but any hood restaurant is the same. 😂😂😂
Megan P AND they make like 9 BILLION Rand per year! But suuure, let’s have the customers donate a couple of Rand while the restaurant takes a share of that!
A year later and this is still funny. My favourite has to be the McDonald's lady. That confidence behind " you must say Jalapenyo phela" and thereafter pursing her lips as she types on the imaginary board finishes me🤣
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I was at chicken licken two hours ago and I asked for a "rock my soul straight" and the guy asked me if I know gore ya Baba.😁 They always give you a warning.❤️
I can't even, after watching this video I had to go and look for that Sister Betina Song and I can not stop listening to it and laughing lol you are awesome
I heard that they say it's broken when they are cleaning it or they are trying to avoid cleaning it since it's a lot of work to clean. So they just say it's broken.
Oh my goodness! It is my 1st time commenting... Though I watch your videos a lot... YOU ARE SO TALENTED!! Keep on and never stop. GOD keep and be with you. LOVE from GHANA :)
You know whats funny!!! The comments😂😂- Thank you for the comments ❤️🙏
Give mine a heart!!
Lol I love your videos Lasizwe. Always funny and on point.
Lasizwe Dambuza true fam
You are the best 🔥🌍
Omg i just saw this video as a tik tok add on another video... dont know if you gave tik tok permission but they are using it...
😂 they really make you feel bad for not giving that R2
i always ask them where the orphanage is and lucky for me its never the one i know or any that are around my area;so my escape is " i will donate when kfc visits our local orphanage". I'm not proud of this but ake na yona and queue e telle ko morago,can't just scream "ake nayo" for all to hear😟
Can KFC rather donate the R2 to Eskom? 😒 👍
One day this other cashier from KFC said to me yóoh Sisi you it's everyday you don't donate I was like really 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️
Joe Nebraska 😂😂😂😂
KFC should take off R2 from our bill after we've paid and donate it! Not add it to our bill.
"Nomatriquency, is the machine working? A personal favorite😂😂😂
Yes🤣🤣
Loooooool kwaaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂
This killed meeee
SAME
I died when she shouted...
Your chicken is already in the oil🤣
👍😂❤
😹😹
Don't bomb me
Daai maak nie sin nie
That one killed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone: "Unfortunately"
Lasizwe: "Unchofnetely" 🤣
Mateye Seratha Im dying at that comment 😂
Stingy basterd
Lol I missed that
What's unfortunate
😩😩😩😂😂
"Your chicken is already in the oil" 😂😂😂💔
I died 😂😂😂😂💀
🤣😂ei
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Can we take a moment to applaud your creativity??❤❤ shuuu!!!
The chicken licken window got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes
Kananelo Lesesa CLAP ONCE! SHINE
Lasizwe, I suffer from Depression and anxiety... I have to tell you that your videos cheer me up in a way that the depression goes away for hours. Thank you for entertaining us. Proud of you and I love you for your humour 😍💕
A beautiful lady like you shouldn't be depressed. Stay positive and happy. Life has so much more to offer you than whatever hardship you're going through. Hang in there girl! 😊
Please Get well myluv ❤❤❤
Sending love and positive vibes 😙😙😙😙
Thank you so much guyzini *
Believe in the power of prayer and be delivered. God loves you.
It's the Sister Bettina song for me "Tududududu Tududududu"
HAIII MAN
HAYI MAN
“Do you understand your stomach is gonna go SISTER BETHINA! HAYI MAN!” 💀💀
The Ghel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best part of the video😂😂😂
My favorite part
Thank you for typing the lyrics I’m from the U.K. so I know some of the jokes would be exclusive to the African humour I looked it up now the jokes is even funnier
"Do you want a water ice cream" that one killed me😂😂
Even the broken chicken licken window is on point because chicken licken is closing stores all over the country
Just say if you want water ice cream!!!!😂😂😂
KFC is so true... KFC & their R2
Clarence Maggazz my dad told PnP: sorry, I’m not smart enough!! 🤣
Kasam auj
Like i dont even feel bad for not giving a R2 then they look at you with that face
What’s a R2?
@@Cece-0814 it's south african money
The KFC multi-task just happen to me like 2 minutes ago😂😂😂😂😂
Dmitri Booysen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😁 dead!!
Gosh! It's so annoying!
Dmitri Booysen always!!!
Lmao I used to work at KFC and they literally make us do that because of our “times” they were so worry about how fast we were that it only slowed us down
It's everywhere I guess....lol
“Your chicken is already in the oil “...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I dead 😹😹😹
You are a Apple
Gabriel lo-se
Yooh 😂 😂
The way the Chicken Licken door opens🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
“ sista Bettina!” Im finished!!!!😂😂💀🤣🤣🤣
My Name Is Kim do you want a water ice cream 🍦?!
Water ice cream😂😂😂.
Your chicken is already in the oil😂😂😂
The window at Chicken Licken ai
This one just never gets old 🤣🤣😆 watched it like 50 times 💕
Who’s watching in 2020?😁
My primary school principal was Mr Sepuru🤔 maybe you are related to him
Keeping ourselves busy in this lockdown days
Me just now
its only been a year
Me
The struggle sliding door/window at Chicken Licken and her saying you're a stingy bustard at KFC. 😂😂😂
"Imagine that your chicken is already in the oil" 😂😂😂😂 im dead
Nathaley Sauls LMAOOOOO
Unchofinetly Sir 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😊😂😂😂😂😂😂
It killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Lasizwe out here hurting feelings reminding us about that broken machine lol. Love your videos man sending this around the office only to hear everyone singing sister bethina :D
Whenever the name 'Nomatriquancy' is called out I cannot can😹😹
😂😂😂😂⚰
"Unchofinately" sir our icecream machine is not working at the moment😂😂😂😂 dead
Leigh Douglas me 2 lmaaaaoo
The funny thing is... this is so accurate! 😂😂 who agrees? 😂😂
Rhys Feldman I agree with you
“Please be near a toilet” 😂
I laughed out loud! 😂😂
@@queenannesrevenge1437 u
Whos here 2024?
😅😅I am here
Me😂
it's my 33rd time here this year, lmao
😂😂Me
Me
I live in America and this cracked me up! Mcdonald's and KFC are the same everywhere! We don't have Chicken Licken ( I wish we did, it sounds good) but any hood restaurant is the same. 😂😂😂
Omg "UNCHOFUNATELY " got me so bad!!😂😂😂 RIP my lungs!❗
Norma Triqwenzi !! .... I just can't even 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'll support your channel if you reply to me all you have to do is reply to my me and subcribe to me ill subscribe to you☝️💫
Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂 that part...
😂😂😂 how many jobs does she have
Lmao!
KFC should take off R2 from our bill after we've paid and donate it! Not add it to our bill.
Sadly tax is a thing and they still have to make a profit.
True
Megan P AND they make like 9 BILLION Rand per year! But suuure, let’s have the customers donate a couple of Rand while the restaurant takes a share of that!
Cartoon Minty they already do so much, and the workers make around minimum wage
Bruh!!! I've been saying, why can't they donate a R2 out of every meal purchased and stop daylight robbing us.
A year later and this is still funny. My favourite has to be the McDonald's lady. That confidence behind " you must say Jalapenyo phela" and thereafter pursing her lips as she types on the imaginary board finishes me🤣
Mcdonald :welcome to Mcdonald parapapa i am loving it
I lost it🤣🤣🤣
I'm from SA and damn this is ON POINTTTT 😂🤘😂😂
Movi.
same here
Most people are from SA this is an SA channel
Same here
Same
*"Unchorfutanely sir."*
😂😂😂😥😥😭😭
You make me laugh. Hi from Sydney Australia 🇦🇺. So this is what it’s like in South Africa 🇿🇦😂
Cherrelle Anderson yup 😂
Yup always😂🤣
Unchofornentrly, yes
Not always but sometimes
Yup🤣
Congratulations on hitting 1million views on this vid 💕💕💕🥂🥂
Your videos have no expiry date serious.... This is my Friday thing, watch your videos randomly, such a mood hahahahahahaha love it!!!!
I died at "parapapapa im lovin it"😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 the broken McDonald’s ice cream machine is the honest truth!!!!
"Do u understand that your stomach is gonna go SISTER BATINA" ai yurra nee mahn
I just wanna see your bloopers for these videos, how you manage to keep a straight face is a skill in itself 😂😂 thanks for making me laugh so hard!!
I live in Austin, TX and everytime we go to McDonald’s nearby, the ice cream machine is always broken.
What we complain about, you bring humour to. You are a true South African bru! Thank you for keeping us sane! #StingyBastard
para papa I'm Loving It Bra You Killed Me😂😂😂
Bruh😂😂😂😂
Naphakade Madziba I Know Right
I'm loving it.... Loving Lasizwe!!!!! You go boy!!!!
I'm sure you debated for a minute or two whether to write boy or girl😂😂
@@mspms3847 😂😂😂 exactly what I was thinking
"No??, stingy bastard"😂I cant dealllllll
Parapapa am loving it... Lasizwe I love you 😂😂❤😭
KFC was the BEST!!!!
“....Stingy bastard” 🤣🤣💜
Lol 2:03 "your stomach is gonna go SISTER BERTINA"
This is 100% accurate like I'm opssed with your videos lasizwe🔥🔥😂😂😂
I don't get tired of watching!😭
Sista Bettina😂😂😂😭
Dude, your skits are freakin awesome. Keep em coming bro.
"Uncofunately the ice-cream machine it's broken" 😂😂😂
Lasizwe this is on trending❤️
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THE CHICKEN LICKEN DOOR SHJOOOOOO IM DEAD!! KE FEDILE!!
"your chicken's already in the oil" 😭😭😭💔😂
LMAO! I thought only in Malaysia the Mc Donald ice cream machine always broke down🤣
Just found your channel and I love! Love from Mexico ❤️
Chicken licken was like please be near a toilet Thank you
LMFAO 💀 SCREAMING
But Lasizwe is creative. Hands down or hands up.
The way my phone vibrated when she shouted "NOMATRIQUENCY"
The "u stingy bahstard" was so funny😂😂
"Can I take you a order..." 😂🤣
I was at chicken licken two hours ago and I asked for a "rock my soul straight" and the guy asked me if I know gore ya Baba.😁 They always give you a warning.❤️
Much love from Zimbabwe 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I can't even, after watching this video I had to go and look for that Sister Betina Song and I can not stop listening to it and laughing lol you are awesome
When she said welcome to McDonald parapapa I'm loving it I laughed to death 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chicken Licken R48.62 for 10 pieces? Where is that place located? 😲
I think Kfc is R52 for 10 pieces
@@summerxo3203, it can't be.
On Tuesday KFC usually has a 6-piece special for R65, your pricing is incorrect.
@@SiphiweLove No im right 10 wings are R52.90 at Kfc. Its online on their menu right now
Hotwings sesi
At every KFC there is usually a different price
I heard the cashier tell the person in the back to give me nice pieces because I gave R2
😂😂😂 I'll start adding R2 all the time now
*Starts saving coins*
I came back to this every time I need a laugh 😂🤣
Even in a different country, McDonalds ice cream machine still ain’t shiii! 🤣
Cvgll
Ywahkgsl
Gondi hp
Nomatriquency is always on the wrong Frequency 😂 😆 🤣
Omg I got a add from tik tok about this video ON THIS VIDEO
Meee too
What I love about this Country is that we have so many great comedians.
Well done on 100k subs!
Do u know your stomach I'd gonna go sister bettina 😂😂😂
Your South African videos kill me 🤣🥰 they inspire my content as well keep it up 🥰🙏
The McDonalds icecream machine is ALWAYS "broken" bathong hai !
I heard that they say it's broken when they are cleaning it or they are trying to avoid cleaning it since it's a lot of work to clean. So they just say it's broken.
Robyn L same with my local KFC
Nomatriquency is the OG of OGs 🤣🤣🙌
Pure brilliance! I was screaming with laughter. So ACCURATE, especially the permanently broken icecream machines at Mac Ds
That KFC hair is so accurate I could cry 😂🤣
South African drive thrus are by far the most funny in the world. Very accurate 🙌🏼
Untorfunately and water ice cream 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣Can I please take your order please💀
Repeating the moment he said this after I saw your comment... I laughed even harder
@@ruzifancy LaSizwe 😂😂He just made my day
“Please be near a toilet”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ZimBarbiee 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing so hard right now. There's always a broken ice cream machine in the middle of summer, no matter which town you go to in SA - LMAO
This kills me all the damn time: "Sir do you want a water ice cream?" hahahahaha
The chicken licken fishnet cap😂😂So accurate
I've neved had such good treatment at any of those places 😂. The lady by my McD's blows her nose straight into the speaker.
Jade Kelsea Bell omg 😂
This the type of positive vibes i want on my channel😹😭
"Sister Bethina, ai man chugugugu gugugugu gu gu in the meantime... chugugugugu gugugugu" I'm dead
I'm so glad this channel popped up on my phone 3 days ago very funny, very entertaining.I'm
telling friends about this channel.
This young man is a rising star. Trevor Noah be proud!!! Support him on your show Trevor. @Lasizwe Dambuza you got this.
Kodwa Lasizwe 🤣🤣🤣🤣...can I take YOU a order Mara kudlaliwe ngathi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so painfully accurate 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 you releived my stressy day. Thank you.
One of my favorite video. Been watching this over and over. I even share to my friends and fb. LOL 😆 🤣
Oh my goodness! It is my 1st time commenting... Though I watch your videos a lot... YOU ARE SO TALENTED!! Keep on and never stop.
GOD keep and be with you.
LOVE from GHANA :)