Biden Spider-Man Cold Open - SNL

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ม.ค. 2022
  • President Joe Biden (James Austin Johnson) delivers an important message about the Omicron variant.
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  • @TrueCrimeQueen
    @TrueCrimeQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    “Did you just blame the entire spread of Omicron on people seeing Spider-Man?”
    “I did yes. Next question.” 😂😂

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Build back better clean up 45 mess 🌊 🇺🇸

    • @anthonygregory6797
      @anthonygregory6797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@population-_-420 never knew Trump started covid, that's some interesting news.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow if this wasn't laugh-out-loud for most people, I don't know what would be.

    • @mayflower7811
      @mayflower7811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that case #SCREAM5 is to blame too because it just beat out Spider-Man in the box office

    • @dustinbarlow1623
      @dustinbarlow1623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@population-_-420 You realize that SNL is mocking people like you right? they are making fun of Bidens inability to accept responsibility for failed policy. Everyone hates Biden, he has a 31% approval rating which is lower than what Trump almost ever had.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "Did you really think you would lose 4 times and then finally win when you were 78" lmaooo

    • @Laura-kl7vi
      @Laura-kl7vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder if people actually think he ran 4 times before now and lost. He ran 2x

    • @puppywhispers1
      @puppywhispers1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Laura-kl7vi wow...

    • @AS-my3sw
      @AS-my3sw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Laura-kl7vi Actually, 3 times. First time got him the VP job for 8 years.

    • @vxntagedre4862
      @vxntagedre4862 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/vWlvBM9Oe7M/w-d-xo.html

    • @Shabaybay23
      @Shabaybay23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOLOLOLOL This....

  • @TR_89
    @TR_89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    As someone who got COVID three days after seeing Spider-Man, I feel attacked 😂😂😂😂

  • @AndyGalligan
    @AndyGalligan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "It's got 98% on au gratin potatoes" is a great line

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope I can remember that when Rotten Tomatoes comes up in conversation.

    • @markmower6507
      @markmower6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In all Seriousness Au Gratin Potatoes are Delicious 😋. Most people do pretty simple versions of It but if you use different ingredients like fresh herbs different types of onions and roasted garlic and expensive cheeses it Really goes up to a Different Level...

    • @markmower6507
      @markmower6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh and like Heirloom fingerling Potatoes, I recommend those 😋.

  • @AllgoodthingsTv
    @AllgoodthingsTv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3557

    Reporter: "You're now saying that we're living in a Spider-Man style multiverse??" Joe: "Doesn't that make *more* sense than whatever the hell our current world is?" 😂One of the best cold opening lines in a good while!

    • @misterl0gic
      @misterl0gic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AGT in da house!
      When is Olivia Jensen coming back?

    • @paulhooson6850
      @paulhooson6850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It didn't work for me at all because there was no real logic here. Parody and satire only work well when they take actual events or facts, and then paint them in a manner that points out the absurdity such as Mad Magazine had done so well for so many years. Even Weird Al's song parodies work well because his humor is based on a very close parody of an original song or music video, with an absurd twist. This SNL cold opening just was not very intelligently written and lacked the sheer brilliance that I would expect of good parody or satire. Children could have written this cold opening. It was just that juvenile, and not good parody or satire.

    • @XCodeHelpHub
      @XCodeHelpHub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@paulhooson6850They are too afraid of mocking him. In the old days, anything goes which is real satire. I agree very juvenile.

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Truth Decentralization this is a comedy show. How is your comment funny?

    • @Ryan-vb6jb
      @Ryan-vb6jb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true, that it is sad lol.

  • @medmom11
    @medmom11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    I haven't seen Spiderman, and I've never had COVID... coincidence?🤔

    • @mrgigglez2770
      @mrgigglez2770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Do you smoke weed?

    • @EliPaul
      @EliPaul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think not

    • @iamscythed
      @iamscythed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same.

    • @BruhBruh-sb5xd
      @BruhBruh-sb5xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha spider man
      th-cam.com/video/uOLpcrw-leM/w-d-xo.html

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me neither....better just wait to buy it on itunes

  • @Ladie_Vee
    @Ladie_Vee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “…i saw the first half hour of the House of Gucci… that was more than enough movie for anyone…” lol 😆

  • @Draxler01k
    @Draxler01k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Reporter: Why does world hunger exist
    Joe Biden: Spider-man stole everyone’s food

  • @akinman123
    @akinman123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    Honestly I watched spider man last week and I tested positive this morning. No joke that hit me different

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      IF you are serious, then I have only one real question. If yu had tickets for tomorrow instead of last week, would you have still seen Spiderman after watching this?

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@richardmiranda640 Great! How is it for you? Broke already? Glad to hear that!

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      get well soon!

    • @davidzheng2119
      @davidzheng2119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How do you feel?

    • @scottjeune154
      @scottjeune154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh no. God bless you guys. I am never going to the movies again. You know this was written by snl writers after their own outbreak. Wonder how that started over there eh? My take is Im like vin diesel cgi 2and a half hr fest without a plot thats coming out on dvd in 3 weeks? Umm not worth being pancaked face down in a diaper in an induced coma (ok that part was the only selling point) with a tube in my pee pee. Hard no there.

  • @travisstewart3471
    @travisstewart3471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    Funniest part of this skit is that the president stays to take questions.

    • @DeeWeber
      @DeeWeber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @PERLINNOISE are you talking about Trump?

    • @Vivademort
      @Vivademort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@DeeWeber Thanks for proving your ignorance.

    • @Larkon979
      @Larkon979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@DeeWeber No we're talking about the Dementia patient you voted in office. You know the one your party is going to primary and send to the retirement home after his first term.

    • @hueylong8046
      @hueylong8046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@DeeWeber Obviously your very confused. This is about Joe Biden.

    • @COSjultrakay
      @COSjultrakay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And that he rambles as usual

  • @observeranimationstudios1040
    @observeranimationstudios1040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    So Biden turned into the real life J Jonah Jameson. “Spider-Man is a menace! Everywhere he goes omicron spreads!”

  • @gillesquentin5079
    @gillesquentin5079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Yes, the Nerd". That had me cracking up.

  • @mindyschocolate
    @mindyschocolate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    “Just look at the ticket in your hand. If it’s Spider-Man, you have Covid” 😂😂😂😂

    • @saciachantil4154
      @saciachantil4154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😈 th-cam.com/video/WQ9CKm6I-bA/w-d-xo.html th-cam.com/video/zyN63UxoOM4/w-d-xo.html

    • @SteveS86
      @SteveS86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quotes video we all just watched and still manages to butcher the quote

    • @wewantvideoart5172
      @wewantvideoart5172 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My ticket is for NBA and NFL games so I’m fine 🙄 #wearenotleaving

    • @PatelCats
      @PatelCats 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • @anthonygregory6797
      @anthonygregory6797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My buddy just got his 3rd booster, went and saw this and got covid....I was like man, I thought the vaccine was supposed to help prevent that bro. He was also wearing a mask and dodnt sit near anyone let alone get any snacks out of concern for spreading covid via food.

  • @mercedesjario
    @mercedesjario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    The fact that I didn’t go anywhere over the holidays EXCEPT to see Spider-Man…then tested positive two days later. I mean, I..😒😂

    • @apiemikey
      @apiemikey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same, didn't do shit but watch spiderman. Good holiday tho no vovid

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I dont get you super hero people. Shit is cringe and just terrible. What's the thing you like about those movies?

    • @ArcaJ
      @ArcaJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@jonny-b4954 You don't get that people like things that you do not? What a lonely life you have.

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@ArcaJ And what a confusing life you must have so confused by the simplest of statements. ;) Oh, I kid. No, I understand the concept that people like things I do not. That's why I asked, in an attempt to understand, what they liked.
      But really, was just a vent for my deep-seated hatred, yes hatred, (haha) that is aimed at the fact I think it's a downgrade in the style of film they've popularized for all of moviegoers. In the long run, at least. It's this yearly, Hollywood action blockbuster shat out year after year after year for a billion bucks in profit to the point it's become a soulless corporate cash grab with no heart or passion in it. Just sequel after sequel after sequel and they ain't making anything "new" anytime soon. Until they literally burn audience members out.
      The movies blatantly appeal to the lowest common denominator of viewer. And I just cannot stand how there's nothing creative coming out of Hollywood really anymore, because these are the movies that draw people in. Why would you take a risk on a new creative concept for the same cost when you can just remake another braindead superhero movie that guarantees you a billion in revenue? I dislike this. Same shit they do in video game industry with Call of Duty and shit. Same thing with Star Wars (notice how they aren't making any now that audience members are burnt out and appalled, still made billions in profit)

    • @kevinbissinger
      @kevinbissinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jonny-b4954 Because not everyone decides what they do and don't like based on how popular it is. Some people just enjoy things for what they are. Like eating popcorn. That shit is so cringe. It's literally just corn, like the same flavorless crap everybody and everything eats. Truly the lowest common denominator and why make a new product using something else when corn syrup and ethanol and corn whisky are so uncreative but make billions. Corn is destroying the ecosystem.
      But people still just like popcorn.

  • @midsummersnight3848
    @midsummersnight3848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "People got vaccinated... and the pandemic got WORSE!" was genuinely the only line that made me 😆

    • @bdub913
      @bdub913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truth in entertainment

    • @markmower6507
      @markmower6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of some of those early Twilight Zone episodes my Dad would let me stay up late and watch when I was 7 years old, and then my Mom would be mad at him because I would have nightmares for a Week, Hahahahahahahaha 😀🌶️⚡!!!

    • @AetheriusLamia
      @AetheriusLamia ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was one of the only lines that wasn’t Democratic Party propaganda.

    • @hihihi1q23
      @hihihi1q23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AetheriusLamia Calm down boomers.

    • @into.the.wood.chipper.
      @into.the.wood.chipper. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@AetheriusLamia There is no such thing as Democratic propaganda. Come back to reality.

  • @cameronhodgetts920
    @cameronhodgetts920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Honestly, Joe was right though. Everyone has seen Spiderman 8 times. It's just that good

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just want to find 11,780 votes 🤢 we are rounding the corner its like a miracle it will disappear 🤦

    • @keithwalker5078
      @keithwalker5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      uh havn't seen one of these waste of times since the very first one with Toby the rightful Spidy. BTW I was around and had the first couple of hundred spiderman comics, went to college and my OCD sister threw them all out in Mint condition.

    • @jjtruble7263
      @jjtruble7263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve only seen it once I want to see it again

    • @mayflower7811
      @mayflower7811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but this past weekend #SCREAM5 beated out Spider-Man in the box office

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mayflower7811 I guess they stopped seeing Spider-Man on Sunday and Monday.

  • @TheChaosOfTheShadows
    @TheChaosOfTheShadows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I feel like he could do a killer Nicolas Cage impression.

    • @eltedioso
      @eltedioso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They should do a three-way Get In The Cage sketch with Johnson, Samberg and Cage.

    • @andrewgrove1691
      @andrewgrove1691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does look like he could do that

    • @magicbox4059
      @magicbox4059 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Jim Carrey

    • @VoodooV1
      @VoodooV1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought that was the Nick Cage impression and he was confused.

    • @jhonshephard921
      @jhonshephard921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could but then Nick Cage himself would show up

  • @scottmyhre2450
    @scottmyhre2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    What a missed opportunity - they could have brought in a number of actors who have played Biden in the past- invoking the Multiverse, just as was done in the most recent Spider Man …

    • @johnmandato344
      @johnmandato344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Having sudekis pop in would’ve been wild

    • @yacobz
      @yacobz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnmandato344 not sure if you guys are being sarcastic, but they did this exact same thing like a month ago

    • @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119
      @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *th-cam.com/video/Kg5HpY9puA0/w-d-xo.html*

    • @cmw12
      @cmw12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, man. Except they did that already. But since when has that stopped SNL?

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnmandato344 Sudeikis and Carrey would have been awesome.

  • @sarahgbrand
    @sarahgbrand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This is SO GOOD, thank you whoever wrote this and everyone else

    • @mekhiwilliams6100
      @mekhiwilliams6100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shoot it's sarah....SEE ME IN A RED DRESS NO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST!

  • @flashseason82ndbestericdid
    @flashseason82ndbestericdid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “There a universe where I’m the best president my approval rating is sky high and I’m actually supported by my own party 😂 that got me because it’s so damn true.

  • @maddieh240
    @maddieh240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    As a person who works at a movie theater... he has a point😂😂😂

    • @ronaldsprowal9978
      @ronaldsprowal9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I use do security for the movie theater ....So really do got a point ...Than When Yall had clean the theater in a certain time ...With the line outside waiting to get in theater

    • @ammcd2012
      @ammcd2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank You!

    • @bliss66
      @bliss66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Spiderman: Super Spreader Event

    • @Concepcion30
      @Concepcion30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well in my defense I only went to see Spiderman one time, and it was during the day and not a full theater, hehe.

    • @michae4mitchell696
      @michae4mitchell696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have not gone to see any entertainment since this all started ! Most people in entertainment work for ? I can't say who !

  • @Lash00
    @Lash00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    As a Cubs fan, he has a point.
    The world has gone to shit after the Cubs won, and probably was just too good ever really be true.

    • @juanitaschumacher782
      @juanitaschumacher782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s just stupid

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah. 2016 election happened right after they won.

    • @jhonshephard921
      @jhonshephard921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Also since Harambe died and Leo won the Oscar.

    • @Thessalin
      @Thessalin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As also a Cubs fan, I have been saying this for the past year, the Cubs winning destroyed the sense of our universe. So I laughed really loud.
      Don't worry though, when the Cubs win again in 2129, the world will go back to normal! Just a few more years!

    • @midsummersnight3848
      @midsummersnight3848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao. Huge fan here too. I swear everything about that year was amazing. It's all gone downhill from that point.

  • @djalixer
    @djalixer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I've seen this like 10 times already. Instant classic.

    • @billypoker7822
      @billypoker7822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you must be a dull person.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funniest thing I heard/saw in 2 weeks now.

    • @user-kc8sw1ut6q
      @user-kc8sw1ut6q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I’m sure this will go down in Snl history as one of the greats...

  • @ronaldcelestin5543
    @ronaldcelestin5543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The person who wrote this sketch is a genius for what he is saying is that there are no common sense in this world anymore

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is no common sense.

    • @MechanicalMooCow
      @MechanicalMooCow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fact people voted Biden in should have been evidence of that

    • @markmower6507
      @markmower6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of that Band Talking Heads, album Stop Making Sense, They were Way ahead of Their Time...

    • @chrisnieto5547
      @chrisnieto5547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? I thought trump had gone and the "adults were now in the room".

    • @ggvbayareaoakland5914
      @ggvbayareaoakland5914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisnieto5547 I know right... well the parents have jobs at China so they are never home... they just give a shit tone of money to who ever screams the loudest.. then leaves the doors wide open lol .. I love how kristen S was this cool bi politician that every one loved.. now she is saving America from socialism and the evil crazy person on snl lol

  • @trishymcfishy
    @trishymcfishy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    The irony here is last weekend I did see Spider-Man and now I’m having Covid symptoms. Joe is on to something!

    • @lmashua
      @lmashua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol 😂 lol 😂

    • @patrickcasey3618
      @patrickcasey3618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I work box office. I am scared about covid and Spider-Man effects

    • @stephaniekc
      @stephaniekc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here!

    • @akinman123
      @akinman123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Honestly same here. I watched it last week and now I am COVID positive athome

    • @corryjookit7818
      @corryjookit7818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@patrickcasey3618 Just don't eat them ! Worked for me .

  • @fatimapina5909
    @fatimapina5909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Did you really think you would lose 4 times and then finally win when you were 78” lmaooo💖💖💖

  • @Brey
    @Brey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is what Joe Biden would look like if someone mushed his face in adobe photoshop.

  • @intothedeepstate7491
    @intothedeepstate7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Only on SNL would Biden take questions from the press.

    • @Ezzcare
      @Ezzcare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You didn’t watch today’s press conference I guess lol

    • @intothedeepstate7491
      @intothedeepstate7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Ezzcare The one where he got frustrated and asked for "quick" and "easy" questions only after about an hour? Yeah, we all saw it, dear. Your President is wicked smaht!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    lol. Was that a Time Square Spider-Man brought on as an extra? 😆

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣 great minds and all, I had exactly the same thought!

  • @rex-racer
    @rex-racer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Tobey, Andrew, & Tom showing up at the end would have cemented this cold open in eternity.

    • @BruhBruh-sb5xd
      @BruhBruh-sb5xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Peter Griffin shhhh.
      Not on my turf..
      th-cam.com/video/uOLpcrw-leM/w-d-xo.html

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They were good to include no spoilers

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lizardmandx Well, almost no spoilers. He did say Aunt May was dead in so many words.

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BeeWhistler did I miss that? I thought he just mentioned her being hot

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lizardmandx that’s what he said. Bee Whistler is just trying to spoil the movie.

  • @ansonprydejr.1432
    @ansonprydejr.1432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Did you really think you would lose four times and then win?' Hahahahahahahahahahaha
    LOL

  • @TheLunarLegend
    @TheLunarLegend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Most unbelievable thing in this skit is Joe answering questions lol

  • @ivyinabottle
    @ivyinabottle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    This is the type of political cold opens I enjoy. The ones where they extend on real events with a crazy, funny theme instead of just acting out the real events with mediocre jokes. I also really liked the cold open where Alan Dershowitz visited hell.

    • @moneyguy2008
      @moneyguy2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, this real world is shit.

    • @JenningsFilmsinc
      @JenningsFilmsinc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bet Universal ❤️ that Disney & Sony gets free publicity.

    • @IdaBrown
      @IdaBrown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was brilliant

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Truth Decentralization so who cares about Black people? Black people?

    • @r.williamcomm7693
      @r.williamcomm7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes but SNL leaves the gloves on for Dems now. They used to be brutal on everyone & it was hilarious. Now they have a smaller audience than kids on TH-cam in their parents’ basements.

  • @dotblu7326
    @dotblu7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    No one can flame himself better than Pete Davidson. His life is definitely proof that we're living in a "What the f is this?!" universe in the multiverse.

    • @JezebelIsHongry
      @JezebelIsHongry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here’s the theory. It really is 78,000 years from 2022. Everyone is just role playing Fall of the American Empire sim. Most are content to stay true to their roles like the nopixel GTA V role playing cops…..some just say fuck it and install the cheat code. People like Elon Musk and Pete Davidson. I mean Pete really fucked up during the character creation selection. Decided to nerf himself in the face dept, but rumor is he went cartoonish during the genitalia sizing.
      And me? I just sold a Jpeg of a monkey and made more money in one transaction then most make after years of working.
      Here’s the cheat code. 9356. You tap your upper right bicuspid 3 times and sub vocalize the code and Tech Support will abide by your Wild commands. You can’t clip through the map through…..collision cording really good…guess the sim had some dedicated environmental artists.

    • @nomicons
      @nomicons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pete Davidson is also the least talented cast member, so it's pretty easy to flame him. Really hoping this is his last season.

    • @saciachantil4154
      @saciachantil4154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😈 th-cam.com/video/WQ9CKm6I-bA/w-d-xo.html th-cam.com/video/zyN63UxoOM4/w-d-xo.html

    • @UHFStation1
      @UHFStation1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it's not sportsmanly for other people to make fun of him.

    • @billclark5055
      @billclark5055 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's just the end of days.

  • @thereallycool
    @thereallycool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dang it! I still haven't seen the newest Spidey flick. Just trying to stay alive. This whole episode was tremendous, thank you.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *this was such a good cold open - loved it!* 😂👏🏽

  • @celestekeen4837
    @celestekeen4837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I went to watch Spider Man 3 in the movies and the whole theater was packed. There were only four seats available - all the way in the front row. That was exactly how I watched the movie, and I had to turn my whole head when one character was thrown to the other side of the screen. An unpleasant experience on the whole, though I really enjoyed the movie. This man is preaching the truth. DON'T SEE SPIDER MAN.

  • @JJMariana7
    @JJMariana7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Is COVID in the BATHROOM??? We got called out on that 😆

  • @justinsullivan1285
    @justinsullivan1285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you want to know if you got covid, look at your hand. You holding a ticket for spider man Miss sullivan." Hilarious.😄😆

  • @mynewdogtiger
    @mynewdogtiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This guy has 5000x more energy than Joe. And he smiled. He's WAY more animated too. Bring down the energy, bring down the awareness, and make him much more angry.

    • @wsmcke
      @wsmcke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you heard of president FDR, who was in a wheelchair, and served 3 terms as president, through wwII? How about Kennedy, through his illness. They turned out to be the most powerful and popular presidents the US has ever had.

    • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
      @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wsmcke Physical impairments don’t equal mental ones.

  • @omt4293
    @omt4293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Joe Biden is now consulting with Doctor Fauci AND Doctor Strange!!😂😂

  • @baronwarborn9107
    @baronwarborn9107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Doesn't that make more sense then the world we live in? OMG the best line. Nearly died laughing.

    • @saciachantil4154
      @saciachantil4154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😈 th-cam.com/video/WQ9CKm6I-bA/w-d-xo.html th-cam.com/video/zyN63UxoOM4/w-d-xo.html

    • @kreyolappliance1469
      @kreyolappliance1469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Know one knows what’s going on right now. God helps us all.

    • @brianwells4507
      @brianwells4507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kreyolappliance1469 Joe himself probably saw this thinking it was really him!😂

    • @baazic2507
      @baazic2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s the cause of this

    • @PatelCats
      @PatelCats 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

  • @moonstoneway2694
    @moonstoneway2694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yes, this makes more sense than what we're living through now. Good job.

  • @Trump2024Kentucky
    @Trump2024Kentucky ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He must have finally got to see Spider-Man. 😂

  • @katrinasammons1448
    @katrinasammons1448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I cant believe James carried a cold open solo! He has a lot of talent!

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @paulthorpeee you are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

    • @jonathanbryant1582
      @jonathanbryant1582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @dietotaku are you Biden for life?

    • @lmaooof8452
      @lmaooof8452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jonathanbryant1582 he’s probably not, Biden voters don’t idolize him like yall do Trump. We ain’t a cult

    • @COSjultrakay
      @COSjultrakay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He also does both Trump and Biden really well. That's has impressed me. I like his Biden way more than when Jim Cary came on and did the one for their debates.

    • @PatelCats
      @PatelCats 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    “ my ratings are sky high and I’m actually supported by my own party.” Imagine a world…

    • @sensorsoonn6494
      @sensorsoonn6494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/9zKXNwCF6a0/w-d-xo.html

    • @KaytiebugofKC
      @KaytiebugofKC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It exists, it's called Democracies which are actual People's Republics like South Korea. The Greeks and Romans had them too.

    • @JosephJamesDeAngelo1986
      @JosephJamesDeAngelo1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/w-d-xo.html

    • @buckrogers7498
      @buckrogers7498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KaytiebugofKC Tell that to Julius Caeser.

    • @KaytiebugofKC
      @KaytiebugofKC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buckrogers7498 clearly you don't know your history very well and my husband, who is an actual Historian and Theologian, is laughing his ass off right now because we had just discussed how someone would use their baseless, poor understanding of what Julius Caesar was actually like to argue how what I said was wrong to them. Do you know how he was usurped, how he died, and WHO made that decision? Let me tell you, it wasn't just an ignorant, angry Roman shooting him just because they didn't like what he said/thought in a social media post as it would be in Western Culture today lol

  • @siavm
    @siavm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I missed spiderman in the end when I watched it live. But he did come out of nowhere.

  • @raymondsanders670
    @raymondsanders670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Is the Covid in the bathroom?!" Yes, yes it is

  • @bivdog
    @bivdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "I yield the rest of my time for questions" the most unintentionally fun part about this

    • @yacobz
      @yacobz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had no idea that Biden didn't answer media questions. Apparently it's a pretty big thing, since every 5th comment is saying this exact thing.

    • @bivdog
      @bivdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yacobz must be pretty damning then.

    • @patvan8125
      @patvan8125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Biden is known as the walkaway president

    • @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119
      @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *th-cam.com/video/Kg5HpY9puA0/w-d-xo.html*

    • @janacrane7995
      @janacrane7995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly because he is the president. Its not Congress. There is no time. lol

  • @lboy9889
    @lboy9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    This would have been a great opportunity to have all the past joe bidens on (Sudeikis, Jim Carey, Alex Moffat)

    • @Brandon-bm6he
      @Brandon-bm6he 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They already did that skit.

  • @gaelen1428
    @gaelen1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You want to know if you have covid? Look at your hand, is it holding a ticket that says you recently saw Spiderman? If so, you have Covid"

  • @djalixer
    @djalixer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This gets funnier and funnier on re-viewing 😂😂😂😂

  • @christypassy
    @christypassy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Stop seeing Spiderman!🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarkDennis1961
    @DarkDennis1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Yup. I saw Spiderman. Now im Covid-19 positive and quarantined. Also being sick sucks. Spiderman was great totally worth it

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HOPE you dont get long covid - 24 months Ive had it, walk wiht a stick now.

    • @zkkauffm9140
      @zkkauffm9140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@piccalillipit9211 take a lot of vitamin D

    • @AldrickExGladius
      @AldrickExGladius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sprite and chicken soup should help cure it.

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zkkauffm9140 - 4,000 IU of vit D a day in oil. Vit C Vit K2. My diet is unprocessed real food locally grown or reared.
      Vit D helps for sure - so I appreciate you taking the time to write.
      The long covid terrible but the worst is it attacked my knees. I used to run 5km a day wiht my dog. Gym 6 days a week - not I walk with a stick most days. today was a good day - no stick.

    • @Sarcastic_Asmodeus
      @Sarcastic_Asmodeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah best movie ever! These dudes intubated in the Covid unit are missing out on the fun!

  • @mollypayne7417
    @mollypayne7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy's Trump and Biden are both unbelievable.. he is so talented!! So happy to see a cast member in this role! Go James ❤❤❤

  • @istrumguitars
    @istrumguitars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I KNEW it wouldn’t take long for someone to start blaming Spider-Man. 😂 I just assumed it would be an actual politician or news organization and that they’d be serious. Lol.

  • @zeroshadow2468
    @zeroshadow2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Wait a moment! Constant hating on Spider-Man?! Could it be that’s J. Jonah Jameson disguised as Joe Biden?!

    • @zacharykroll7526
      @zacharykroll7526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want pictures of Spiderman!?! He's a menace!

    • @Wuuppa
      @Wuuppa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J. Jonah Jameson clearly wants to keep seeing Spider-Man, with those constant requests of pictures.

  • @williamblakehall5566
    @williamblakehall5566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    He has a point, Spider-Man's (latest) aunt IS a smoke show.

    • @davidlance5310
      @davidlance5310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Made by a pumpkin bomb

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *was

    • @MemphiStig
      @MemphiStig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yeah, and every time they reboot the franchise, she gets younger

    • @Gaudine
      @Gaudine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought I was the only one attracted to her. I’m in my late 20s and I’d pick her over every other woman in the movie.

    • @sophistacate7612
      @sophistacate7612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MemphiStig Marissa Tomei is 57-- she' s not that young.

  • @RowdyRoddyManhammer
    @RowdyRoddyManhammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The funny thing is that he is 20 times more coherent than the actual president. And, he answers question from the press.

  • @JackalO481
    @JackalO481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    the first time Joe Biden has ever looked into a camera while talking to the citizens or been asked a question other than his favorite ice cream.

  • @icc2010
    @icc2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I love this cold open haha. They should've had JJJ to ask a question

    • @BruhBruh-sb5xd
      @BruhBruh-sb5xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/uOLpcrw-leM/w-d-xo.html

    • @briancarney3443
      @briancarney3443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes! Yes! That would have been the over the top moment that would have made this iconic

    • @Wubsy96
      @Wubsy96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was kinda expecting the 'Nerd' to be played by Tom Holland himself.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt???

    • @Edgedable
      @Edgedable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Psychol-Snooper here’s an Oscar for best joke in a TH-cam comment section. 🏆

  • @zainabahsan1464
    @zainabahsan1464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Shoutout to the intern who’s probably uploading this 15 mins after midnight.

  • @CHITUS
    @CHITUS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When you can pay one cast member for all political impressions…you’re winning

  • @laurenashley4194
    @laurenashley4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘Doesn’t it make more sense than the universe we are in now?’ Lol

  • @joeswanson733
    @joeswanson733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    you think you would lose 4 times and win when you're finally 78... - that pretty much sums him up in a nutshell.

    • @Laura-kl7vi
      @Laura-kl7vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like this cold opener was written by the RNC. Even that's wrong-he ran 2x not 4, before, dropped out both times in the primaries. Also they say the only think in the way is 2 Democrats-while really it's them and 50 Republicans.

    • @azanzzy566
      @azanzzy566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Laura-kl7vi The reason you don’t look at why he dropped out of the race, shows where the problem is. He shouldn’t have ever been elected into any office, and he continues to plagiarize and makes inappropriate racial comments.

    • @DunedinMultimedia2
      @DunedinMultimedia2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Laura-kl7vi SNL head writer Colin Jost is clearly a Bernie bro.

    • @puppywhispers1
      @puppywhispers1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Laura-kl7vi You really need to do your homework. It's like you only covered half of history, and chose to ignore the other half. Biden is really old, go back a long, long, long time so you can learn more 😉 from history.

    • @brientaylorcohen
      @brientaylorcohen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@azanzzy566 That's how bad your god-king Trump was - he got destroyed by a 78 yr old man who didn't come close to the Oval office in his first two tries.

  • @luju47
    @luju47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That's the most questions he has ever answered.

  • @stazandhissnes2428
    @stazandhissnes2428 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would kill to get an e-mail from a school/university that literally says:
    "Okay. Come in tomorrow, we're feelin' *lucky* ."
    (Insert name)
    Principal/Dean.
    ☠️🤣

  • @mr.shepherdspie7958
    @mr.shepherdspie7958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A bunch of my friends got covid, and they also watched spider man. I havent gotten it once this pandemic, and I havent watched spiderman. I think Biden has a point

  • @kc10man
    @kc10man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Was on a flight once from Sacramento to Seattle. Half way through the flight the guy sitting next to me said "Hey Daniel". I had no idea who he was. He explained that he had the bed next to me in basic training and remembered me very well. Like a alternate universe he remembered me very well.

    • @briannconn2552
      @briannconn2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol! What did you say?!

    • @donald7413
      @donald7413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who cares..

    • @ammcd2012
      @ammcd2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow, did you exchange contact info? I'm strangely invested in this. . .

    • @bcm3938
      @bcm3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember you interrupting our Cobra Kai class. You punk.

    • @sir_iosis6760
      @sir_iosis6760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That story was funnier than this snl skit…

  • @orionred2489
    @orionred2489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    They could probably get Joe to come and do these skits himself.

    • @fireboltaz
      @fireboltaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Doubt it. His handlers don’t let him do press conferences

    • @steviebonez6708
      @steviebonez6708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yeah maybe they can do one with him and his daughter in a shower -like in her true life dairy

    • @mariarivera-carvalho2001
      @mariarivera-carvalho2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @John Bryer Nope, Joe is a cool guy and a true adult. No insulting SNL, no whining, swooning, drama, or hissy fits Trump style.

    • @mariarivera-carvalho2001
      @mariarivera-carvalho2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fireboltaz Do lies make you feel powerful, lessen the pain of losing?

    • @mariarivera-carvalho2001
      @mariarivera-carvalho2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steviebonez6708 So, you tune in to Project Veritas fantasy? Such lack of self-esteem!

  • @rickcaldwell2862
    @rickcaldwell2862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Real life Lyin' Jen Psaki next week, when reporters ask when Biden will take questions: "President Biden just took questions on SNL last week."

  • @valerieryan4508
    @valerieryan4508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when I watched this I was like maybe he is right .. lol. I did see Spider-Man movie that Monday night before Christmas and tested Positive on 12/28 Covid is so contagious. Spider-Man 😆

  • @jaimemichelle8602
    @jaimemichelle8602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This guy (James Austin Johnson) just came out the gates solid! He is a gem for comedy and the SNL cast! All the new cast is really, good!

    • @lorddowski
      @lorddowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Compared to Jim Carrey he is solid, but still not a good impression.

    • @fernandillo9097
      @fernandillo9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/c1KBXFqclDc/w-d-xo.html

    • @nickpolizzi5897
      @nickpolizzi5897 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sooo funny!

    • @doctordewbie7681
      @doctordewbie7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was horrible

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Worst Biden impression ever, imho

  • @owengette8089
    @owengette8089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “You ever turn on the news and think ‘this doesn’t seem right’?”
    man predicted the Texas hostages on the same day

    • @mattrogers5188
      @mattrogers5188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matsmith5937According to the Military Times, it's the Taliban that was blocking retired vets and charter planes. It was back in September.

  • @ichosecommonsense5295
    @ichosecommonsense5295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This made my day i needed a good laugh.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Third time watching/listening and I'm still grinning as I write this.

  • @eromalandersson5716
    @eromalandersson5716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'll come back for you" Is what he said to all those people in Afghanistan too

  • @bradwhite3548
    @bradwhite3548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Completely unrealistic....not the Spiderman causes COVID, but the fact that Joe's never fielded that many questions from the media.😂

    • @spaceacelespaul5289
      @spaceacelespaul5289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Where are the teleprompters? Everyone knows he's unable to form a sentence after they went down last week, truly sad. Watching him was so pitiful it made you feel sorry for the old guy struggling for a thought WOW

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called "Artistic license"

    • @rickhunter6513
      @rickhunter6513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wow, this is the best SNL can do to make fun of Biden🤦

    • @_Shimona
      @_Shimona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its weird how few of his "80 millon" voters every comment in support. If only voting required 2 step verification, we might have had a differnt outcome

    • @anthonygregory6797
      @anthonygregory6797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed as I watched this and noticed the questions being answered. I was like damn, wouldnt that be nice to see more instead of his people talking him to be quite, I wanna hear the president answer questions. Or do the voters vote not hold weight to Biden?

  • @jm15xy
    @jm15xy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Dude, even in the real world that thing's not passing." LOL.

  • @quackster8295
    @quackster8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:57 Lmao perfect delivery

  • @mo6594621
    @mo6594621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got my booster now I will go and watch Espider man 🙏🏽🕷

  • @plaguedr8831
    @plaguedr8831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Funniest part is joe actually taking questions

    • @suzy3132
      @suzy3132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @buckrogers7498
      @buckrogers7498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump didn't take questions either. It's sad that presidents aren't more transparent. Obama was great about answering questions though.

    • @phitjuice8041
      @phitjuice8041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@buckrogers7498 lol Obama was the master at bull shitting lol!!

    • @RuthEdelstein
      @RuthEdelstein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@buckrogers7498 trump would answer tons of questions. He stopped taking questions from specific papers because they would constantly twist his words.

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      @vxntagedre4862 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @misty306
    @misty306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    TBH, I haven’t seen Spider-Man yet for the same reason. I couldn’t stop laughing at this Cold Opening!

  • @inkyluminals8487
    @inkyluminals8487 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    why does he always sound like he just ran up ten flights of stairs lmao

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
    @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who elected dementia J Jonah Jameson as president? Spider-Man this, Spider-Man that…

  • @TheLegendofphantom
    @TheLegendofphantom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Everybody in America has seen Spiderman 8 times"
    Lmao okay I did see it 3 times... which means I can see it 4 more times before I get Covid

    • @mzheather4u
      @mzheather4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂👌🕷️🎥😷

    • @BruhBruh-sb5xd
      @BruhBruh-sb5xd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mzheather4u Biden for president
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    • @iGame3D
      @iGame3D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roullette Wheel of Covid

    • @MLife1000
      @MLife1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😆

    • @richardmiranda640
      @richardmiranda640 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Off you go,

  • @skoolynugenator1802
    @skoolynugenator1802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I’m truly shocked that they did this. That was fantastic!

    • @bigm8785
      @bigm8785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      They still make him way too lucid and coherent. The real Biden can't even get through one conference with a 6-foot teleprompter.

    • @trancd822
      @trancd822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@bigm8785 get a life ... this tired old narrative again ... you are so boring 😴

    • @HighTide_808
      @HighTide_808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sleepy Mathew

    • @jondoe1622
      @jondoe1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@trancd822 old tired and so true. Democracy my ass: you ppl have no idea who's at the helm of your country... 🤑🤑🤑

    • @pdfbanana
      @pdfbanana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@trancd822 it's not about pushing a narrative... he is not well

  • @elyseshires6314
    @elyseshires6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just left my house after a month of isolating (bc I was scared of Covid) to go see Spider-Man in the movie theatre. First time I was in a theatre in 3 years. Great film

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw 5 movies in three visits to the drive-through an hour away.

    • @jeffreymccarty1388
      @jeffreymccarty1388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You probably have covid

  • @anirudhsreekumar
    @anirudhsreekumar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So, it's President 'Joe' Jonah Jameson in this Universe. Multiverse makes sense now! 😂

  • @TonyKanameKuran
    @TonyKanameKuran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Kudos to James Austin Johnson reprising his role as President Joe Biden. Now *PLEASE* bring back Chloe Fineman as Press Secretary Jen Psaki!!!!

    • @saciachantil4154
      @saciachantil4154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Fuego760
      @Fuego760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @TyhlerNovac
      @TyhlerNovac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Visual Fx DONE Right
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    • @lilmocoo9463
      @lilmocoo9463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TyhlerNovac Make funny shorts and have to make u laugh or my mom will send me back to Africa 👀!

    • @TVSteven1
      @TVSteven1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except Psaki is out as Oress Secretary, so I doubt we’ll be seeing that! Lol

  • @tomdewinter8478
    @tomdewinter8478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The most unrealistic part of this skit is joe biden taking questions from the media.

    • @winds1010
      @winds1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DavidPoddany crazy

  • @Molly-sx6tz
    @Molly-sx6tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I now understand the show Euphoria.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @albavaldes5993
    @albavaldes5993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Biden in a press conference taking questions?!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Joe: "Stop seeing Spiderman!"
    Me: *who saw the Matrix over the holidays* Well I guess I'm all good then.

    • @amadeomartin7216
      @amadeomartin7216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You might been the only one in the theater. So yep

    • @Hellkite-er5pg
      @Hellkite-er5pg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You wasted money 💰 on a soulless cash grab film.

    • @TyhlerNovac
      @TyhlerNovac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Visual Fx DONE Right
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    • @anthonygregory6797
      @anthonygregory6797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel bad for fans that saw the new Matrix in theaters. All it was was a cheaper version of the original film remixed. So glad there is HBO Max for things like this. Saved me some money.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anthonygregory6797 I was going to turn it off if it got bad, but it was good enough to watch all the way through. Took me 3 days to get through Aquaman, regardless of how many people said it was great.

  • @dongilleo9743
    @dongilleo9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I'm waiting to see if SNL has the courage to do a skit about Kamala Harris trying to get through an interview without her coming across like a high school student who didn't read the assignment or do the homework.

  • @Nathan-gn8jx
    @Nathan-gn8jx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You knew it was fake when joe said I’ll take ur questions now 🤣

  • @Barrydavillain
    @Barrydavillain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His impression is amazing

  • @SouthernArtist-gi8gr
    @SouthernArtist-gi8gr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "T-Birds, Tacos, and Trains" I would totally watch that. LOL 😂

  • @mattt4163
    @mattt4163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love that this dude looks nothing like Biden, but his mannerisms and the way he talks is fucking perfect 😂😂

    • @MarkoRojo
      @MarkoRojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounding coherent and competent is far from perfect...have u ever watched Biden speak?

    • @0817sweetstacy
      @0817sweetstacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Biden doesn't even take questions from reporters.

    • @stlsensimilla
      @stlsensimilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0817sweetstacy well, the last guy didn't even have press briefings for the last half of his term. 🤷‍♂️

  • @The_DoubleTime
    @The_DoubleTime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe is a J Jonah Jameson variant lol

  • @brittanysmth90
    @brittanysmth90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It all checks out! Spider-Man came out on the 17th, and my entire family and I ended up with COVID a week or so later after Christmas….yep, it all checks out….👍

    • @AD-oy8nm
      @AD-oy8nm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      everyone packed in a movie theater i wonder why??? when i heard people were flocking to the theaters for this movie i was like what a bunch of idiots. covid doesn't even have to try when humanity is this dumb.

    • @chrispereira547
      @chrispereira547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t even watch Spider-Man and I got Covid a week after release

    • @GlassOnion.
      @GlassOnion. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrispereira547 same. I’m still not recovered 😣

    • @lawrenceveelo9387
      @lawrenceveelo9387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My cousin didn't see Spider-Man or go to the theater. But tested positive on December 20th....hmmmm

    • @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119
      @oyoutuberwithdepressionhen7119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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