@lilywalkerofficial I will also give a tip. Here is some cake and strawberrys🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓
Aizawa: “Your my kitty” *1 second later* Ad : Tim Hortons cinnamon french toast Me: *REEEEEEEEEE* Update : HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR FOR 1K LIKES🥺💗 Update #2 : i- 2.6k Likes!? Thank you so much!!🙈💞 anyway my bday is in 18 days!!!
My mom asked me who I was talking to for an hour. She said she heard me having a conversation with nobody. Apparently I turned the volume up too loud and I couldn't hear he knocking. She opened my door and saw me huddled in a corner with my taco blanket draped over me. When the video was over, I turned around and screamed. My mom then asked me what the term "sammich ver" means. I said I was talking to Aizawa - sensei and "sammich ver" means he took me to Jimmy John's.
Azaiwa: "tell me when you want to be held closer" Me: put me as close as you want daddy Azaiwa: *presses me close enough for me to put my face in his chest* Me: I can't breath bruh Bruh I didn't know my friends joke would go up to 390 likes her name is @shaunalyn dubs she's funny when you meet her in person
I went to subway to get some sammiches for my family (me, sister, and mom) but I got this notification instead so I stayed home. My sister asked why I'm not going and I said "Because I dont need a foot long when I got 1 right here" Edit: My sister asked if I need therapy Edit 2: 32:31 is where you sinners came for huh? I'll skip the holy water mumbo jumbo
Me:*Trying to like guys my age*no it's not working we need to go older Satan:like tamaki older Me:How about Aizawa older Satan:oh I don't think I have the strength
Me to my friend: Hey! It’s Aizawa Sensis birthday today! Friend: cool. Class 1-A home room teacher is one year closer to death. Me:*cries and watched this audio*
11:28 Aizawa: if you get a tummy ache I’ll give you a tummy rub and make you feel better Me: Finishes juice in 0.0027 seconds. “Ow I have a tummy ache. I’m such a clutz oopsy me”
I forget my siblings birthdays. My brother’s December 2nd and my sisters April 2nd, my brothers April.... UH... 22nd? I don’t remember :) he doesnt live with us 😔
He gave us a nick name Fatgum:gummy bear Deku:puppy Bakugou:teddy bear Eraser head:kitty Todoroki:baby Dabi:mouse Shinsou:my kitty Villain Deku: doll Toga:sugar Shigaraki:player 2
![Shota Aizawa x listener ASMR p3 [My Hero Academia] Spicy Ver](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CQSlV-WKnHs/mqdefault.jpg)
aizawa: you don't think I'm too old do you?
me: honey, i have what they like to call *daddy issues*
Yes hahaha
Sameee
Haha, try having *b o t h*
me: "yo you literally 18 years older--"
@@throwawayx2005 same
YOU ARE MY DADDYY~~
B O O G I E W O O G I E W O O G I E
You are my dad, *YOU’RE MY DAD*
-boogie woogie woogie-
Aizawa is d a d d y
@@shookpeppa5713 Boogie woogie woogie
I read that singing XD
Peter 101 yeah oof. YoUrE mY dAd bOoGie wOogIe
Shota: I want you baby, I want you bad~
Me: *legs suddenly opened*
I like your pfp >:)
I suddenly turned into a anime girl just now
LMAO
You: oops. My legs suddenly opened wide open for Eraser Daddy. 😳
Yep *Pudding*
As a tall girl who sleeps on the edge of her bed. I almost fell from opening my legs.
Aizawa: *being a flirty bastard*
Me: *Turns to Shouto Todoroki body pillow* Get your teacher, he wildin'
😭😭😂 I’m gone.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yoooo i can't your funny asf my friend
Omgomgomg, I have a body pillow of Shouto as well....we are the blessed😌 now Todokori needs to learn a few things frfr
@@untamedkitten3679 I wish I had one. Where do we get one?! I NEED IT IN MY LIFE!
"You've been a bad kitty.."
Oh YeS dAdDy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am kitty
I cackled
Pft.
We can fangirl together😅😅💖
😂😂
35:33 is around where the good stuff starts
Yes, yes, I am speed
*praise me more*
The almighty !
You so fast
THE ALMIGHTY HERO EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THEM
*praises and bows down*
YOU HAVE THANKS FROM RAGDOLL.
*ight, imma head out*
Aziawa: *being sexy as hell*
Shinsou: *being even sexier*
Me: dear god somebody help me I've been taken by the sleepy bois..
I love sleepy boys
Dear god what did Aizawa teach Shinsou.-
like father like son-
We luv tge sleepy boiz
Yessss
42:30 there you go
It will cost you a like though
TY😍
Ty, but I have a tip. Hope u like cookies 🍪 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Thank you fellow sinner:)
@lilywalkerofficial I will also give a tip. Here is some cake and strawberrys🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓
"You're not heavy at all"
SO YOU THINK I'M SKIINNNNNYYYYYYYY?!
😂😂😂😂
Let me have my moment LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT
𝚂𝕜𝐢𝚗𝕟𝐲
I’m letting you have your moment 😌
*gasp* thank you 🥺
*_"Oh, we've been hit by,_*
*_We've been hit by,_*
*_A smooth criminal."_*
Hahaha u funny
@@MinYoongi-yk3jq Thank you, cinnamon roll!
@@PoisonPurple no problem😘
@@MinYoongi-yk3jq 😊😊😊
@@MinYoongi-yk3jq but is Annie ok?
Aizawa: "I think u dropped something~"
Me: *I dropped my hot pocket*
stop changing your name so much
@@keigolover XD
I DROPPED MAH CROISSANT
@@yourfbiagent2752 Sir why are you here?!
Iyani Simon for some first class p- I-I mean uhh I’m here for uhh SINNERS! Yeah I’m here for the sinners...**nervous sweating**
×Slides over a file×
40:12
That'll cost one like.
Enjoy~
Yeast
ITS NOT FOR ME ITS FOR A FRIENDD but thanks
I rely all to much on these time stamps…
👁️👄👁️🕶️👌 I was not here
@@mewmew189 same
Shota: maybe I should call you cutie”
Bakugou: am I a joke to you?
Am I a joke to you?!?!?!?!?!!!
AM I A JOKE TO YOU *NERD? *
Am I a joke to you?, Dumb ass!
@Sunset DaAnxiousbean yes❤
No no no it’s- *TEDDYBEAR~*
Aizawa has big divorced dad energy, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
As someone with divorced oarents, I can 100% confirm this
And we *love* it don’t we 🙂
It’s okay I have daddy issues🥰🙈
Le Monke GURL SAME
Le Monke try having *B O T H*
How Yato does his voice is so sensual i’m-
i actually died when she said “I want you, baby. I want you bad.” like ahHH
Wr3n D34th she’s a girl doing these voices
Well.i have some news for you
stxrry xa
oh i know that
i was saying he as in Aizawa, like “how does Yato do Aizawa’s voice so sensual” lmao
Yato-senpai is a girl... im impressed.
*her
My therapist: “We’re here to talk about your problem”
Me: “what problem”
*shows me Yagami Yato*
Also me: “I don’t see no problem”
Yeah where is the problem
😂😂🙌🙌😂😂🙌🙌
That would be me
@Jazmine Wilkes same
@@may20081 deku-😀
As present mic once said YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
That dude is so loud af... ahhh He is great😂
Hey! I'm not always loud.......😥
@@rakanthecharmer3677 *whY aRe YoU hErE???*
@@Pissfryy Umm.................
Guess!
@@rakanthecharmer3677 "mawwiage is wat bwrings us togevah today" and if ya'll dont get the reference, I will be thoroughly disappointed.
* sees Yagami Yato post *
I am speed.
* Yato posts Aizawa *
*I AM S P E E D-*
Hmm
*I I D A S P E E D*
I I D A M O D E A C T I V A T E D
👀👀👀
Mic what are you doing here?
Aizawa: "Oh I got it. You can be the cookies and milk..."
Me: **NERVOUS LAUGHING INTENSIFIES**
*MHMHMH*
;)
OH AH SHIT
what
I'm confused what does that mean? ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ
“you’ve been a bad kitty”
*chuckles* i’m in danger
Bruh why is aizawa the hottest teacher out of all of them and people say he’s ugly
I don’t know why aizawa sensei is smoooth
I have zero ideas...🤐 I'm lostening to this at full volume with my headphones on....😅
@Shota Aizawa yeah 😔😆
@Shota Aizawa umm I broke my bones again 🙂😔😔
@Shota Aizawa I did but she doesn’t want to help me because I finished 7 punch cards already 🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔
"The nickname Kitty really suits you"
Your son (a.k.a shinsou) really thinks so
Haha wtf is Aizawa teaching his son-
It's funny that when I read this he said it 🤣
XD Yup
LMAO-
Yes I do
*"My beautiful kitty"*
I can now die peacefully
For you:
Random person: Look at her body.
Another random person: Rather scrawny I'd say.
Aizawa: I think she's pretty
🥺
Me curvy
🥺
@@chihirofujisaki847 What are you doing here!? Here's your teacher!
I’m not SKINNNNNYYYYY I’m a dOuBle DeCkEr BiScUiT 😝
Has Aizawa just failed
No NuT nOvEmBeR?!
I think yes for November 8 is his birthday
People with november birthdays get a free pass
@@punkrockbanana I don't masturbate but my birthday is in November😂😂
@@strangebangtan12 same here lol. Mines two days after Aizawa's
@@punkrockbanana we share a birthday
*other people: fan-girling about him*
*me: yelling at him stealing my drinks*
Your not the only one
Same
Same sis I wanted raspberry boba and ima DRINK IT ASSHOLE. BIRTHDAY OR NOT,
IT'S M I N E
SAME!!!
omg samee im really over here like
Me:*quietly screams* AYYEEE YOU TAKING MY DRINKS BACK UPPPP
Everyone: Not expecting her to post 2 vids in one day
Yagami: *Im gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.*
She posted twice?
@@Angel-qz9tn the todobakudeku and this
I still havent finished the todobakudeku cause my face geta all red......WHAT FEELING IS THIS AHHH-
@@totallynotparker.3579 rip
Omg how do people know shes a girl? Like, not in a rude way, just how did we find out? It's crazy, I thought Yagami was a boy >~
Aizawa: You sure got a lot of cat-like features
Me: Yeah, Garfield
SAME GIRL SAME😂✋
😂😂
So underrated!!!!!
*wheeze*
Best comment! Thank you 😂😂😂
Aizawa: Let’s just cuddle.
Me: Babe, I want cake.
Mochi cake please that's what I want
L m a o. 😂
Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!!!
Aizawa cake... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CUDDLE MEEE!!!
Aizawa: “I can’t believe it’s actually my birthday!”
Me, who’s birthday is actually today: “Interesting...”
Happy belated birthday
now what? Thanks!
I simp for Denki so yeah we both simp for mha....
ASimpForHitoshiShinso ayyy! Simps!
I simp for Denki so yeah S I M P S
" Just allitle surprised you remembered my b-day"
Me: HONEY I WILL REMEMBER YOURS BEFORE MINE😤😤
who's there with me?😤
👎
👎
I am bro
Me two😙
Actually
But the real question is how do u not remember ur own birthday?
I remember all MY fRieNDs BiRthDAYs plus mine is after new year TT
Fun fact: aizawa was a character based of of the creators insecurities, and we're over here simping over that
Hopefully it makes them feel better🤣
@@yushiroisgay pfffft-
Yeah
It is what it is 🤷
Reincarnation of me
"I want you kitty~ I want you badly~"
Me: *hides my face blushing*
𝙾𝙼𝙶 𝚂𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙼𝙼𝙴𝙴𝙴 😖😖😖😖❤️❤️❤️👉👈✨
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗? 👉👈✨✋😃
same I could feel it.
Same hawks same
same profile pic 🙂🙃
Aizawa:how did you get upside down anyway
Me:PARKOUR
Whats the timestamp
When Aizawa basically just claimed shinso as his “youngin”...
Edit: wooow thanks for the likes guys ❤️❤️
He accepted father hood of adopted kids .
I’m wheezing
He raised him well
I was all like... "father?"
That makes us shinsou's other parent
Aizawa: "So that was the secret to making you purr~"
Me: *is the type of person to actually purr* "absolutely right sir-"
MOODDDDD
I thought you were a simp for broccoli boy
Hol up, *wait a minute*
...Excuse you
@@aiyowafap8415 Oop- I've been caught-
"If you wernt so light-"
So you think im
*SKINNY*
I love that meme 😂
the profile suits it XD
Hate your profile backgroung but i love your joke
I always assumed Aizawa was just S T R O N G
@@VforVictory0666 and S E X Y ~~?
"Seeing you in your rawest form"
Gordon Ramsey: *R A W?* LAMB S A U CE
*_FOOKIN RAWWWWWW_*
@@isthisyourwallet2630 *RAWWWWWWWW*
*AND WHERES THE DAMN LAMB SAUCE*
You called?
Lamb Sauce
Thank god I thought my lamb would be dry
aizawa: oh you’re not that heavy me: oh ..- so you think i’m sKINYYYY
He strong boi
i am 118 pounds so let me kindly disagree-
why Aizawa is hotter than hell lmao
someone help me pls I'm in love whit the father and the son ahhhh
Me too
Same
same :)
Aizawa: “Your my kitty”
*1 second later*
Ad : Tim Hortons cinnamon french toast
Me: *REEEEEEEEEE*
Update : HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR FOR 1K LIKES🥺💗
Update #2 : i- 2.6k Likes!? Thank you so much!!🙈💞 anyway my bday is in 18 days!!!
Okay you can't complain because its Tim Hornets
Neo Sharkk t i m h o r n e t s
dammit
Neo Sharkk lmaoo dont change it though its really funny to me
@@erika-rs3ns I won't
no one:
not a single person:
koda:
yato’s subscribers: *I am Speed*
😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Mihke Patricia Rios no I’m an hour late
• himawari • wow
Him: "Just like my son does"
Me, in my infinite wisdom: "so you're...both...calling me kitty...that's not weird at all. Sharing is caring, ig"
🎵*were all in this together*🎵
Jordan Brown oh god please no
Jordan Brown omg yess 😂
@Jordan Brown
LMFAOOO
Tamaki amajiki yay yay i love you
Aizawa: “..the way your looking at me..”
me: *D O N T L O O K A T M E L I K E T H A T*
*I T S R E A L L Y T U R N I N G M E O N*
Lida I never knew you were like this.. 😳
IIDA WHAT I THOUGHT THI WAS AGAINST YOU ITS YOUR TEACHER!!!!!!!
goooooOooOoOOoNNNnnnn
💅👠♠♣💦✨
Bubblegum contains……..
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
ERASER DADDY-
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK THANKS TO YOU 😂
@@rintakahashi3789 you're welcome 😂
I can never see this the same again....
BAH!!
LMAOFIDIFIDIGI
My mom asked me who I was talking to for an hour. She said she heard me having a conversation with nobody.
Apparently I turned the volume up too loud and I couldn't hear he knocking.
She opened my door and saw me huddled in a corner with my taco blanket draped over me. When the video was over, I turned around and screamed. My mom then asked me what the term "sammich ver" means. I said I was talking to Aizawa - sensei and "sammich ver" means he took me to Jimmy John's.
OMG ur.poor mom
Lmao he sure did
🤣🤣🤣 my grandma thought I was talking to a boyfriend on the phone! I told her it was just a friend so she didn’t find my obsession.🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩
Deception 100
@@charliemorgan9580 I feel very bad for your mom tho-
* Yagami posts *
No one:
Not even Satan himself:
Us: *O H Y E S D A D D Y-*
Or
Us: I A M S P E E D
😹😹
@@hafleet_1238 satan here I find you again
Itz_Vincent Gacha Offical hello 🙃
I know im goin ta hell
This man just meowed at me...
I can’t breath-
Time stamp???
@@katsukibakuhoe5400 I'll try to find one
Dude omg 😳
I have no word
S
"if you weren't so light and cute.."
me: SO YOU THINK I'M SKIINNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!! let me have my moment. let me have MY MOMENT!
Rightttttttttttttt
I just went past that part lol
The fact that i read this at the same time-
Aizawa: caring listener
Shinsou: KITTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAD
ME:OOP
Well that weird but-
*Oki*
Nice comment tho
But doesn't that mean if we're with aizawa it also means we're shinsou's mom? 😳
@@thahasinshaik3093 oh shit. You right but technically we're his step mom so its legal :D.. kill me rn
I'm cheating on you w your dad and I'm not sorry
Aizawa: you don't think I'm too old do you?
Me, with my ragging daddy issues: Err there is no problem here, take off your clothes.
Oh
My
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
we all have daddy issuses
Hahahahahaha
I would carry his children. 👶
@@sinandbubblegum7684 B-Bakugou why are y-you here ? 😖
Plot Twist: Y/N is a Student 😳.
Aizawa: Does it look like I care?
All Might: You little-
Me: lets pause..lol
Most likely
It legal-
@@mina-doesnt-sleep does that really matter
@@treme37jock yes it is ...
because if the mc was underage it would be pedophilia 🤡
Your forget the most important
*Does it look like the student cares?*
next title:
"You yee'd your last haw" Mcree x listener sammich ver.
Or will you be the yee to my haw
@@blancahernandez3259 *W H E E Z E*
ʏxᴍᴇ夢 has BAHAHHA
WHEEZE
Ninjas and cowboys are polar opposites. One is loud, rides in the day, and goes “Yee-haw”. While the other is silent, stealthy, and goes “Hee-yaw”
Azaiwa: "tell me when you want to be held closer"
Me: put me as close as you want daddy
Azaiwa: *presses me close enough for me to put my face in his chest*
Me: I can't breath bruh
Bruh I didn't know my friends joke would go up to 390 likes her name is @shaunalyn dubs she's funny when you meet her in person
😹this is great
@@Kat20354 thx bro I just think of a joke like this wrote it lol 🤣🤣
Can't.BREAATHHHEEE ( i laughed at my own joke TwT)
69th like😂😏
179th LiKe YeEt
"You could punch me in the face"
I mean physically I could but morally I can't
Aizawa: kitty cat~
Me: *falls off couch*
Little sister: bitch- what is wrong with you-
Me: DoNT JuDgE Me
then she took my headphone and i was exposed😢😭😢
that was meeeee
i’M dIfReNt 😔
Me: *doing my chores*
Yagi: *uploads video*
Me: *drops the plate and runs to my room my mother screaming*
mom:"THEY ARE NOT REAL"
Me: *cries*
My mom and dad have both said that to me and I cried for a good hour until my friend said they are real to you and me and I was happy
Who cares what parent think *listens to 5 of these in 1 day
F YO MOM-
@c i n n a m o n EXACTLY!
We have the same problems, child. Do you need a hug?
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me and PresentMic: *YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
U k bro?
@@hafleet_1238 I don't think their ok
I think present mic would get along with all of the loud people
We do be vibin tho
I like your profile picture
I went to subway to get some sammiches for my family (me, sister, and mom) but I got this notification instead so I stayed home. My sister asked why I'm not going and I said "Because I dont need a foot long when I got 1 right here"
Edit: My sister asked if I need therapy
Edit 2: 32:31 is where you sinners came for huh? I'll skip the holy water mumbo jumbo
Idk what I'm doing with my life well Damn - it be like that sometimes though
This...
This is the best comment ever-
I fucking choked-
I’m wheezing!
"S a mmiches" like your family went to watch old yami vids but then you hor your sleepy bday daddie
Aizawa: “Nape of your neck” “week spot”
Me: am I a titan?
Yes-😃🔫
Idk-?
SASAGEYO SASAGEYO
Eren Jager
🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 damn how many guns do I have have?!?! 🔫 🔫 🔫
Aizawa:"looks like you dropped something"
Me:"yes,yes i have! I dropped my virginity card'
XD
U can keep it
Hythpothicy speaking you can’t actually drop your v card from watching a video or in real life that’s when you swipe a v card not drop
@@nanno2986 hi what are you doing here
@@ynfromhaikyuunekoyn6584 I was saying that you can’t drop your v card
Imagine being in that sleeping bag with him
*CoMfOrTaBle tHiS iS pErFeCt*
it is 30 degrees outside i will gladly get into a sleeping bag with him.He must be so warm...... *ugly sobs*
Hi I'm A Nobody ikr 😭
th-cam.com/video/7iz8MTRPWmc/w-d-xo.html ;D
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THIS
@@0800p OH MY GOD THANK YOU
Me: **trying to make angelic singing**
Aizawa: _Kitty cat~_
Me: *S C R E A M -*
you poor soul xD
the best soul that understand me
*REEEEEEEEEEEE-*
REEEEEEEE
Nobody:
This comment section: *C O N F U S E D S C R E A M I N G*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me:*Trying to like guys my age*no it's not working we need to go older
Satan:like tamaki older
Me:How about Aizawa older
Satan:oh I don't think I have the strength
Here’s where the part you’ve been waiting for sinners
43:00
Hopefully that’s correct, no need to thank me :)
WAIT WAIT IS HE PUTTING IT IN OR WHA-
Lara Vandella He’s putting it in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do any of you guys have a gun? Cause I could use it right meow
Xx LunarEclipse xX sure *gives gun* also shoot me
thank you fellow sinner x
Me to my friend: Hey! It’s Aizawa Sensis birthday today!
Friend: cool. Class 1-A home room teacher is one year closer to death.
Me:*cries and watched this audio*
*cries in weeb*
Present Mic - Yamada Hizashi?
Present Mic-- nice to meet you too sir
Present Mic - well it’s more polite, isn’t it?
Present Mic *laughs* what a joy to hear
Aizawa: You've been a bad kitty~
Me: oh would you look at that- my legs are open-
ISDSSOHSAB BYE-
HOW U GONNA DO OLAF LIKE THAT THOOOO
JAJSJJWJBSJAKCHHAAKXIJAJAKKAKD NO
Well, Dayum- 👁👄👁
Mine were open since I saw the title-
Me: A Melanie Martinez fan
Also me remembering he's a teacher: **CAUGHT THE TEACHER GIVING HIS EYES TO A STUDENT-**
Teachers pet🥵
Ah shiiit-
yay i finally found a fellow crybaby here:D
BAHAHAH LEGIT JUST THINKING OF THAT SONG
AHAHAAHAH-t e a c h e r s p e t 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
Aizawa: “I tried to leave things as they where-“
*”TRY THE NEW DEL TACO DOLLAR MENU”*
They got fre sha vac a do
We got fRe sHe BaKA dO
We got the siMP taco
And the YaGaMi bUrRiTto
Also a side of dAdDy SaLaD
And last bAbY SaLsA
lmfao
i GoT tWo FrEe tAcOs!
this made me almost howl but its like 1:30 am and I'm trying to not wake other people up
God: *"Show me what you have"*
Me: *"A Yagami notification"*
God: *"NO"*
God: *crying*
Me:**running away** YES
*show me what you got*
@@bigbrattytea384 no sir lol
Hehe yes!
In the wise words of cailou
*O H Y E S D A D D Y*
Mina-
Mina Ashido uhhhh Mina what do you mean he is your sensei- actually nvm I would understand, I read Wattpad stories😂😂
@@luhlores
Aizawa-sensei is hOT DonT JUDGE ME
Mina Ashido I’m not judging I agree
Mina? Why are you here?
“maybe hitoshi says kitty but i don’t mean it the same way”
AHHHH HE KNOWSSSSSSSSSSS
"You've been a bad kitty..."
OH yEs I hAve!!!!
My sister: Why tf do I watch these with ya?
I feel bad for your sister 😂 😂
I would totally be you, while my twin would be your sister.😅😂
Wait how old even is she
I have no idea how you manage watching these with people- I would get so fucking embarrassed
@@Helena.Lemon1256 I actually wouldn't do it, I was speaking in an. If it actually happened tone...😅😅😅 I would also be super embarrassed.
Aizawa: Why don't we dance dance-
Me : *revolution* ?
We're falling apart to half-time
I kin Shota Aizawa that was my first thought-
Aansherina 😂😂😂
Me an emo: *fall out boy flashbacks*
@@あきら知世 lamo as an fellow emo I can relate
“NO KITTY THATS A BAD KITTY!!!” - Eric Cartman
The first thing I thought of when I read the title
nO kiTtY thAtS My pOt PiE
THATS MY POT PIE KITTY!!
Aizawa: "that's the kind of cake I'm looking for"
Me: "DAM BOI HE THICCC
Aizawa:*slurps drink*
Me:*slurps air*
🕺🏾
IcarusDoesStuff Lol ummmmmm ✌🏾😗YOLO
🤣I can’t breatheee
@@mckenzie468 XD
I just got to that part and did the the same thing eye-
Me: *freaking out over a competition*
Yagami: lemme just- *slips video*
Me: *happiness noises*
HEEEEEEEEE
Aizawa: "we don't need some fancy cake"
Me: I want cake, you bastard
Aizawa: "okay, if you insist"
Me: Haha very funny, yagami, where are the cameras?
HA jokes on you
I AM a cake 🎂
I’m sorry I’ll go 😂
Satan now i know whats real and what is cake
• Icarus And Friends!• I’m not gonna stop you
Satan
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Satan
eh atleast were fine
me listening to this at a sleepover when everyone is asleep
felling a little bit illegal
thats me rn lmao 😂
11:28
Aizawa: if you get a tummy ache I’ll give you a tummy rub and make you feel better
Me: Finishes juice in 0.0027 seconds. “Ow I have a tummy ache. I’m such a clutz oopsy me”
You: oH nO *W i N k W o N k -*
W o o p s i e 🤷♂️
Me : finishes juice in 0.0001 seconds
Him :
Me : ( • ~ • ^)
Me:**finshes my 3 cases of mountain dew** i have a tummy ache too 👁👅👁
O o p s
"just a little surprised you remembered my birthday at all"
me: me too... I cant remember my own birthday...
I did that once. I thought my birthday was July 29, but its actually July 26 😭
I forget my siblings birthdays. My brother’s December 2nd and my sisters April 2nd, my brothers April.... UH... 22nd? I don’t remember :) he doesnt live with us 😔
I only 100% know one of my sisters birthdays. Coincidentally she’s the sister I like the least.
I want to hear him say “So... who broke it?”
I broke it ok I will pay for that’s all
OH MY- YESSSSSS
I CANNOT NOT IMAGINE THAT ANYMORE
@@violenceistheonlyanswer8294 Aizawa:No No who broke it?!?!?
I'm not mad... I just wanna know
@@bigttgothgf9478 well don't look at me ......look at Momo
"I want your everything, plain and simple"
And I want my drink back!
PREACH😂😂
*notification appears*
me: *sees aizawa* AAAAAAIIYYYEEE MY DADDY
fam: uh you on drugs?
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Aizawa: *ShhhLLLuuuuuRRRRPPppp* ah. What good juice!
Slorp
Shlerp
sLuRppppPpPpPppppp
*_ѕ ℓ σ я ρ_*
*intense schlorping*
aizawa: what would you like to do today?
me: *debby ryan face intensifies*
WHY DID I DO THE THING AHAHHAHEHAJVZV
Yeet Delete omg I did too XD
@@MissingMalachi bjt
I would say tom Holland (aka the actor for Petter Parker aka spider man)
Aizawa: come h-
Ad:" don't go in there!"
Me *died of laughter *
Ads always know😂🤣
"Salt instead of sugar"
SOMEONE DID THIS IN MY CULINARY CLASS. TO *P U M P K I N P I E*
oH NO-
HHHhahhah
Why tf did yall even have all that much salt (the edit is changing sugar to salt cause I messed up
OoOhhh
NoOoOoo
Aizawa: "You're not heavy at all"
Me: "ARe yOU SuRE AbOUt tHAt?!"
✨pain✨
I didn’t know I need aizawa to shamelessly flirt with me..... but here I am
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY-
Aizawa: Don't you think i'm too old for you?
Me: ✨ 𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦 𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑒𝑠 ✨
Perfect for you todoroki-kun
Yes only people who have daddy issues are aizawa simps 🙂
What minute!?!?😍😭
Yea
*I lethally had a seizure and a cardiac arrest at the same time when I saw this*
Don't.Die
Hold up, I got dis.😏
*vigorously rubs kaminari's hair*
👏😷
"CLEAR!"🙌
Bro y is ur profile pic
A picture of my dad?
@@uwuburos5788 who you talkin to cuz ima 'bout ta head out and pick up soem cigs real quick boio
R u ok 😂
My will to live has been restored.
Don't take this literally it's a joke.
*sits up from coffin* aye!? Is that.... *gasp* yAgAmIiiiiii
*Me looks at all the discontinued serieses*
Only that will restore my will..
Can’t relate
Only boomers would take this seriously.
Bakku Berry well now it's not as funny as it could have been. Damn you idiots that make us have to specify! ✊🏻
Plot twist: he's actually interacting with literally a cat.
... I can see that AND i can't 😅👀👀
Omg I cant get that out of my head now.
beastiality at its finest--
IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY--
im calling *PETA*
*meow*
I never imagined Shouta would be so flirty and talkative and heart felt. I imagined he’d be surly and aloof. Easily annoyed and quick to scold.
aizawa: *the picking up sounds* me: SO YOU THINK IM SKINNNNYYYYY
Me: looking at the numbnail
Aizawa: having hair near the zipper
Me again:(gets flash back of getting hair stuck on the zipper and feeling pAiN)
I did that once too it hurt 😅
Ya that's hurt...I've done that all of times...
His hair is invincible to the zipper and I've experienced it and it hurts af
I’m surprised I’m not bald from shutting myself in the zipper so frequently as a child-
It’s true pain...
True ✨pain✨....
*reading all the "daddy" comments*
EvErY dAy We StRaY fUrThEr FrOm GoD's LiGhT
sad
Fuck that. at this point we fucking slaughtered his ass. XD
@@foxiesproductions2033 XD
😂
ThIs cAn bE fIxEd wItH oUr nEw pRodUcT
ThE bIbLe
He gave us a nick name
Fatgum:gummy bear
Deku:puppy
Bakugou:teddy bear
Eraser head:kitty
Todoroki:baby
Dabi:mouse
Shinsou:my kitty
Villain Deku: doll
Toga:sugar
Shigaraki:player 2
Then we have denki...
Kirishima: Pebble or baby shark
Denki: buzzy beautiful sunshine nugget
I love women
Denki: Beautiful Buzzy Sunshine Nugget