Like most comedians. The material isn't that creative; you pretty much know where the joke is headed. It's taking a relatable story or opinion that most are insecure to admit, and the delivery and wording are what people remember. If you want the best of both worlds, that's where dudes like Jeselnik come in.
I was at the local waterpark this morning waiting in line to get in... lady next to me says pointing at my shorts "is that what you have under there?" I said "huh?" she says "look behind me" ...a guy in a speedo banana hammock 18 inches away. I told her i could take her picture (with him right behind)... could be her Christmas card this year... I'm a magnet too for these types.
The foot is a common metaphor in Sebastian's comedy. Especially men's feet. The foot with the bandaids, the foot with a hand on it, the foot with a bunion so large, the foot with a toenail so long you can slice provolone.
There always seem to be a group of LOUD people in places where they should be relaxing in peace 😮 And there's always at least one person in that group who has to yell over all the others and make their opinions known, and let all the strangers there know how very special they are! It's so aggravating... I'm definitely a kindred spirit to Sebastian 😂
I can relate to the number of bandaids that aren't necessary. When my parents died, I inherited a small chest of drawers which contained in the top two drawers, enough not only bandaids but adhesive tape, gauze, all sorts of things that came in all sorts of sizes, and could stock an ambulance where there were multiple injuries, lol. I should never have an emergency from now on which I am not prepared for :) (Bless you, parents, for making sure I am always ready)
That sounds exactly like what my kids will be getting after I’m gone… and oodles of that brown self stick wrap stuff they put on you after they draw blood. I loooove that stuff!! 😂
Seriously, right?! I was in the sauna at the YMCA. Two other ladies came in and we were all on our respective corners relaxing quietly and then this verbal tornado of a ladies' group comes in talking about failed relationships and all their other business... Talk about ruining the vibe! After about 3 mins of listening to their drama and cackling, I slipped out to the tranquility of the empty steam room 😊
I crack up every time I see the skit because every single part of this video is me! My husband’s the one that will talk to friggin everybody and I’m like don’t even look at me! but every single part of this is my personality. This is why I love this guy.
I fucking LOVE Sebastian. I was just watching some of his old shit and it's so interesting to see how he's evolved and refined his act. He realized the physical aspect was a big part he could utilize and he leaned into the Italian accent as well. He seems healthy and looks like he's getting better with age. He's a great comedian and business study. I legit laugh out loud at him all the time!
Sebastian you are simply brilliant!!! You are so hysterical and relatable! 🤣You say out loud what we all are thinking! 😂Love you and your theatrical humor! 😅❤
Hahahahaha Well one thing Sebastian is right about, at least when it comes to me. The bandage........ I have an unopened box of bandages for approximately 8 years.
I swear, I am single-handedly keeping the bandaid industry afloat. I agree this should really be a once in a lifetime purchase, also since there are so many bandaids in one box, yet I go through so many boxes. I don’t know what my deal is, but I constantly get hurt. Cutting my finger while cutting vegetables, bump my knee into everything that sticks out, stub my toes, I am a clumsy mess. But one thing I do not do, is go into a pool when I have a bandaid on 🤢🤢. Even the idea of my own bandaid coming off and floating about, makes me want to hurl.
I went to a work related retirement dinner once that was in a a very nice restaurant and someone found a band aide in their food. What a buzz kill that turned out to be.
This reminds me of when we were on vacation and my dad got into the hottub and said "this feels so good on my open sores." He was kidding but the one other guy in there quietly got out and left lol.
Just threw away a box of Curity Curad "ouchless" sheer strips Value Pack with a 40 cent off coupon inside. The year 1986 printed on the bottom. Wish I could add a photo. Love this skit. So true from start to finish.
"You're 42 and you didn't score a touchdown. What are you doing high-fiving people?" GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣
Basically Sebastian's entire act is about how people annoy us. It's so relatable 🔥😆
sooo,,seinfeld
For me it’s not just the jokes it’s the way he’s telling it and the way he is on stage love it
Like George from Seinfeld mixed with Kramer
💯
Like most comedians. The material isn't that creative; you pretty much know where the joke is headed. It's taking a relatable story or opinion that most are insecure to admit, and the delivery and wording are what people remember. If you want the best of both worlds, that's where dudes like Jeselnik come in.
"my biggest problem, i cant mind my own business" i died 😂😂😂
@TheRuffington if you watched aot season 3, you'd see me died. 😂😂😂
Exactly!😄
Band-aid juice !😄
Fuuuucking FR 😂 I'm howned in
I was just at a vegas pool last weekend, and I saw a DAMN BAND AID!!! Make it stop!!! lol
I was at the local waterpark this morning waiting in line to get in... lady next to me says pointing at my shorts "is that what you have under there?" I said "huh?" she says "look behind me" ...a guy in a speedo banana hammock 18 inches away. I told her i could take her picture (with him right behind)... could be her Christmas card this year... I'm a magnet too for these types.
Omg thats 😅
This skit is spot on!!!! He is so right on everything! "I heard them before I saw them" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always puts a smile on my face. Love this guy. 😆
Yes yes yes!!!!😂😂😂
Just found this guy today… lovin it so far!
he is EXTREMELY funny but i think this might be one of his funniest bits!! amiright??
Have you seen his bit on T J Max? I think it's a tie! So hilarious 😂
no!! i havent seen it! is it on youtube??
A little bit
The routine about company
chipotle is hilarious as well.
The foot is a common metaphor in Sebastian's comedy. Especially men's feet. The foot with the bandaids, the foot with a hand on it, the foot with a bunion so large, the foot with a toenail so long you can slice provolone.
I almost choked on my coffee at "Band-Aid Juice."
I almost choked on a chip when i read ur comment😂
There always seem to be a group of LOUD people in places where they should be relaxing in peace 😮 And there's always at least one person in that group who has to yell over all the others and make their opinions known, and let all the strangers there know how very special they are! It's so aggravating... I'm definitely a kindred spirit to Sebastian 😂
For whatever reason, a bandaid floating by is worse than a turd in the water lol
Omg hell yes! I couldn't agree more!
I donno... haven't tasted either one.... yet. xD
I just started watching Sebastian and I am addicted to him. Dude is my kind of people.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
IDK if this guy is more of a story teller or a comedian but my lord he's funny
Comedians are story tellers
Hilarious delivery 🤣🤣
Awwww, when my grandparents past away, there were 40 yo aspirin , same age charcoal pills and band -aid from WWII era in their emergency kit
Heirlooms!
Sebastian always makes me feel better about my own misanthropy 🤣
Love this comment lol
Sincerely,
Fellow misanthrope
two years later, me too.
118 degrees n they’re reading a full blown book 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes 🤣
hahahahahahaha!!! ...the way he tells the stories and his mannerisms so amazingly funny. I cant even handle it !!!! He is the BEST
LMAO " Banaid Juice " HAHHAHAAAAAA
I literally almost laughed myself to death!!!! You really shouldn’t watch this alone, especially while he’s talking about 4 bandaids lol!!! 😆
I can relate to the number of bandaids that aren't necessary. When my parents died, I inherited a small chest of drawers which contained in the top two drawers, enough not only bandaids but adhesive tape, gauze, all sorts of things that came in all sorts of sizes, and could stock an ambulance where there were multiple injuries, lol. I should never have an emergency from now on which I am not prepared for :) (Bless you, parents, for making sure I am always ready)
Ann Bell: I'm surprised you didnt find any iodine or mecurochrome...😉
I think my parents owned stock.
That sounds exactly like what my kids will be getting after I’m gone… and oodles of that brown self stick wrap stuff they put on you after they draw blood. I loooove that stuff!! 😂
@@jenniferbaldini3527 That's true, lol, but by that time, my mom had discovered Neosporin and I only got a couple of those for some reason. :)
@@jenniferbaldini3527 just the mention of those make a wound I do not have sting at the thought.
@@timsuter4225 ...and an ungodly color of orange has mysteriously appeared on your skin...😄
Brilliant. Guy is awesome.
The way he yells, so cringed out, has me in tears 🤣
I'm crying trying to go to sleep right now!
Brother, your timing is amazing! Always leaving us for more! GOAT!
I love this man!! So funny, Mr. Maniscalco!
For real, I don't like loud people around calm places. They are ruining the moment )
Seriously, right?! I was in the sauna at the YMCA. Two other ladies came in and we were all on our respective corners relaxing quietly and then this verbal tornado of a ladies' group comes in talking about failed relationships and all their other business... Talk about ruining the vibe! After about 3 mins of listening to their drama and cackling, I slipped out to the tranquility of the empty steam room 😊
I crack up every time I see the skit because every single part of this video is me! My husband’s the one that will talk to friggin everybody and I’m like don’t even look at me! but every single part of this is my personality. This is why I love this guy.
I fucking LOVE Sebastian. I was just watching some of his old shit and it's so interesting to see how he's evolved and refined his act.
He realized the physical aspect was a big part he could utilize and he leaned into the Italian accent as well.
He seems healthy and looks like he's getting better with age.
He's a great comedian and business study.
I legit laugh out loud at him all the time!
You're 42 years old, why are you high fiving? 😅
You didn’t score a touchdown 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His Navy Seal stuff is absolutely hilarious!
I absolutely love this guy. He is adorable and very funny.
Sebastian you are simply brilliant!!! You are so hysterical and relatable! 🤣You say out loud what we all are thinking! 😂Love you and your theatrical humor! 😅❤
“A fitted sheet…tucked in…” of course! 😅😊😂
Legendary 🎤
I lost it at “4 bandaids…” omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀
Vegas pool time will never be the same for me!! I’m dying😂😂😂Band-aid juice!!!
He can run this as many times as he wants !!!! HE IS TOO DAMN FUNNY !!!! BANDAID JUICE !!!!😆😅🤣😂
I’m a magnet for those types too! Lol
Pool bandaids r the stuff of my nightmares....sick shit
I love the Spot On Honesty and calls an ace an ace! Oorah Semper Fi Carry On!!!
4:o9@m!! I cant watch this in the morning cause i might wake my family up. This never gets old. Classic. 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹
His body moments to the jokes makes it that much better
Hahahahaha
Well one thing Sebastian is right about, at least when it comes to me.
The bandage........ I have an unopened box of bandages for approximately 8 years.
One time purchase
He truly is a brilliant physical comedian!😂
I don't chit chat! Love it!!!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
This guy is HILARIOUSSSS
" I don't chit chat..." I feel the same way at the pool or on the beach. Keep your distance and don't talk to me!
I swear, I am single-handedly keeping the bandaid industry afloat. I agree this should really be a once in a lifetime purchase, also since there are so many bandaids in one box, yet I go through so many boxes. I don’t know what my deal is, but I constantly get hurt. Cutting my finger while cutting vegetables, bump my knee into everything that sticks out, stub my toes, I am a clumsy mess. But one thing I do not do, is go into a pool when I have a bandaid on 🤢🤢. Even the idea of my own bandaid coming off and floating about, makes me want to hurl.
His physical comedy is OFF THE CHART GOOD! Love him...now come to Victoria BC pleaseeeee!!!
Freaking hilarious 🤭😭
Not band-aid juice 😂😂😂😂. I love this guy. I’m the same way at the pool.
Love him❤️🤣
1:32 the noise and his face 😂😂😂
Sebastian is educating Certain Psrts of Society basic Hygiene 101..., Well done😂
I don't chit chat😂 me either!
I went to a work related retirement dinner once that was in a a very nice restaurant and someone found a band aide in their food. What a buzz kill that turned out to be.
"After 1 bandaid isn't that a hospital visit "
Good stuff 👏
"we love the weather! we come once a year!" ha! ha! ha!
Band Aid Juice 😝 oh hell no... lmfao
Sebastian is like my brother from another mother-I can totally relate to everything he’s about.
One of the all time best bits ever. Never gets old
DUDE THE BANDAIDS. THIS SHOULD BE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME PURCHASE
“I’m like a magnet for these types.”
same.
I'm _totally_ like this at a public pool! 😂😂😂
Bandaid juice!! Get it away from me! Get it away!!😂😂🤣
I love how you caption these! I already knew what it was just from that.
Band-aid season. LMAO!
4 bandaids!
It's time to go to a hospital
lol
I don’t know if that show is still on Netflix but it would have been a highlight of my live-performance experience to have been there! Funny A.F.!!
@The Strawberry only for americans unfortunately. Us Australians only can see his other 2.
I love how his likes and dislikes are mine also!! I enjoy watching his videos. Would love to see him in person someday. 👍🏼
This part of the show is hilarious
Never gets old. Classic! 😂
I cannot do bandaids in a pool!!! 🤣
Love love love sabastion, when your feeling down he makes my day
Am I watching "Andrew Dice Clay lite"
I can summarize my personality type as a mix between Sebastian and Matt Walsh and as a 42 year old woman I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Maaaa rouna!!! 😂😂😂😂 stunga moo ren kah 😂😂😂😂😂
His whole routine is a workout. No wonder his body is so tight.
Hysterical!!
I just love this guy!
I love this guy !! Having a bad day ?? Watch This guy & laugh till it hurts !
Band aid juice!!!!! Lolol my favorite comedian 😅
This reminds me of when we were on vacation and my dad got into the hottub and said "this feels so good on my open sores." He was kidding but the one other guy in there quietly got out and left lol.
How have I discovered this guy just now... awesome stand-up!
2:14 - *LOL*
The way this dude talks is so damn funny 😂
your a magnet for guys because of those moves 3:00 😭😂 comon guyy 🤌
118 Deg out and reading a damn book 😂
Everything he says is true that’s what’s so funny, He’s great 😂😂🥰🥰
He speaks how I think. Lol
"The High Five group." I dont care who they are or how many... l hate this group...
He is the BEST!!!! Love him!!! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤...
Freakin love this guy. Southern boy but I think EXACTLY like him. LOL hilarious
Just threw away a box of Curity Curad "ouchless" sheer strips Value Pack with a 40 cent off coupon inside. The year 1986 printed on the bottom. Wish I could add a photo. Love this skit. So true from start to finish.
This guy takes the stereotypical Italian hand talking to its peak . Great entertainer
Halfway through the 1st page!!! 😂
The band aid story reminds me of Caddyshack, when someone threw a Butterfinger in the pool , and the Jaws theme would play