@@hoodiepencil-neck7782 Yeah you can count me in the club of "Lonely guy who can't function without ASMR RPs". Even if I don't comment 100% of the time there is a high chance I was lurking somewhere near.
Haha this is such a fun and cute audio! (folks don't ever drunk drive or walk home 30 mins while drunk and alone at night) Hope you're enjoying your trip Saturn!❤️
Well, this reminds me of a wholesome anime where her husband makes drinks for her wife and she became cute after she drinks it and try to be like, asking for attention and such. It's really cute.
The good thing about a "drunk" ASMR is that you can string together any kind of nonsense you can think of and still have story progression. XD Now, Sunburn-Tips...hmm...Either rub some Aloe on it if you have it where you're staying or have a cold shower to cool off your body. Thanks for the video, Saturn. ^^
The trick to someone being too drunk is to give them something with bread in it. The bread will soak up the alcohol and diminish it's effects.🍞 Cool audio Saturn! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Saturn: "You're probably right I will feel bad tomorrow but as long as I have you I'll be ok." Me: "You're lucky you don't do this to often and that I care about you, or else I would just leave you as a drunk mess right now." Saturn: "You're so mean." Me: "Also next time this happens, because I'm sure it's gonna happen again, you call me. No more walking home drunk or at night." Saturn: "It's fine baby, nothing happened." Me: "Your lucky nothing happened you went on a 30 minute walk alone with a flashing sign on you saying "HEY, KIDNAPPERS, I'M A DRUNK YOUNG LADY RIPE FOR THE PICKING. COME AND GET ME." You know how worried I was." Saturn: "Chill out baby. Everything's fine." Me: "Fine but we're talking about this tomorrow."
"Arent you happy to see me?" No. Because then I have to see myself. And when I do that, I have to acknowledge myself. I then have to ask. "Why am I here? why am I with her? Should I get geico or progressive? Why do people pour the milk before the cereal?"
My girlfriend is usually a really serious person and is like a tsundere. Doesn’t really like to admit she likes me and try’s to ask me for cuddles without actually asking. But the one time she was drunk. She was a lot like this. She was all over me hugging and smiling and laughing so much. She was like a little girl and the next time I saw her she was bright red because I had explained to her what happened and she was so embarrassed.
I’d always be afraid if my girlfriend went out drinking because I will be thinking of the all the potential bad things that would happen. I might be over protective but that’s how my brain works. I just want to make sure she is safe.
Bruh she probably did somethin that'll compromise the relationship. Don't think this is a cash money person since she is hiding what she did in a club.
Cute audio as always, Saturn! Also take care of yourself! >:c For sunburn, I heard cold water is good. There might be some kind of oil or something that helps too, but I don't know by name. Maybe asking on a Pharmacy/Drugstore and you might find it!
Hope you're having a great time at the beach despite the sunburn! Things that have helped me are cold showers, use a moisturizer with aloe, stay hydrated and of course wear sunscreen
After getting water bit I was like yeah I'm leaving to get water before you even started talking about the water apparently I know how to handle a drunk person
imma be real witchu, I really like this channel, just discovered it and I'm really likening it all, I don't even mind the outros. Actually adds some personality which is great! But on the DL I am listening while playing fallout: New Vegas. lmao keep it real. godbless and have a good one
😮 Wow... This just took me back. Sometimes whenever my ex would go out with her girlfriends, she would come back really drunk and quite a handful to handle as well. At first I just put up with it, but then later my concern and irritability started to show. We never had the talk because she didn't do it all the time, just when she did, it was irksome. 😳
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This audio reminded me that even without a gf or kids I'm tired already.
Dang
2020 in a nutshell. Physical and mental exhaustion
Hey it's you again
@@hoodiepencil-neck7782 Yeah you can count me in the club of "Lonely guy who can't function without ASMR RPs".
Even if I don't comment 100% of the time there is a high chance I was lurking somewhere near.
@@SamTheDragonLover *cough*
give her a snickers
she's not herself when she's hungy
😂
Lol
Put weed in it,make it an edible snickers
@@darksay8326 alkyhall
Ah yes so true
Plot twist: she is really drunk when recording this audio
Really woh
Lol, I like this comment.... Lol
you aint lying this fr fr sound like a drunk person
@@mexican_konnichiwasenpai8292 "Lol"
230 like
For sunburns, try a cold shower... aloe vera and laying down. This usually works for me, so I hope it works for you!
Omg it worked my skin fell off and i can see my bones 😸 atleast no annoying sunburn
She's the cutest thing in the world and when she's drunk she gets even cuter.
hey cap
I know right?
@@sephiroth7470 hey sephirot
@@saywhatnow8619 Y E S
Falcon punch!
Real men dont take advantage, we snuggle up 😤😤😤
😚
We basically become big teddy bears protecting our gf's like we are supposed to
Always, forever, snuggle up
I dont think i want to be a vomit magnet
yes sir
“No I can’t tell you because you’ll get mad”
*insecurities settle in*
Literally how I was
Its not insecure tho
When there is a drunk girlfriend i’m always loving it.
I fucking hate drunk people haha (no offense)
I'm afraid of them puking.
Never been drunk but I like hard lemonade
Seems a bit rappey innit?
@@FrierenAza was about to comment this kinda eerie but I guess give it the benefit of the doubt
I don’t know which pisses me off more: the fact that she got drunk, or the fact that she got drunk without me. That’s just cold
damn that hits different :'(
Oh my god I need a drink now
Plot twist: You're not an alcoholic.
First time I’ve ever read something like “I’m running late to the beach”
A haiku about stubbornness. Ahem:
She is so headstrong
Set in her ways like concrete
It's why I love her
Good one
@@jokester5472 Thank you
You should do a pt2 on what happens in the morning
We take care of our girlfriend and her hangover, I'd actually really like that
Edit: grammar
@@Nightmare-wo2gd it would be adorable and fun
Girlfriend: *wakes up*
Also girlfriend: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@imperialguardsman5726 I think we know why dio
I feel less bad about myself when I listen to these
agreed
i’d say the complete opposite, yet it’s so comforting
Haha this is such a fun and cute audio! (folks don't ever drunk drive or walk home 30 mins while drunk and alone at night) Hope you're enjoying your trip Saturn!❤️
“No I didn’t drink” BOY THATS CAP BOY THATS CAP BOY THATS CAP
The cap on this APP.
Hearing someone drunk sounds a bit funny, even the way they act.
But this sounds better.
"Its not that late"
Me looking at clock at 3am: I KNOW RIGHT?!
#insomniasquad
#fuckyea
Yeah next rounds only for me, I need to catch up.
Well, this reminds me of a wholesome anime where her husband makes drinks for her wife and she became cute after she drinks it and try to be like, asking for attention and such. It's really cute.
Osake wa Fūfu ni Natte kara/Love is like a cocktail
@@alonelyblueberry3437 yep. That's the one.
@@alonelyblueberry3437 *scribbling*
@@contrarion8330 It is very wholesome.
I kinda watched it. It's really wholesome
The good thing about a "drunk" ASMR is that you can string together any kind of nonsense you can think of and still have story progression. XD
Now, Sunburn-Tips...hmm...Either rub some Aloe on it if you have it where you're staying or have a cold shower to cool off your body.
Thanks for the video, Saturn. ^^
Bro this is so freaking cute and wholesome
*opens a bottle of beer* welp, I might join with her or with my bois
Omg this is so cute
I know that your not a baby 👶 but you always be my baby and I’ll take care of you, just like you do for me.
Jesus, my gf said that this was like how I get when I'm drunk, I hope I don't annoy her this much... than again, It is pretty cute!
The queen has reached 16k, congrats!! 🎉
so. this is my first experience with this channel, and...
it's heckin adorable
I can do this my whole lifetime, I’m so enjoying this lol
The trick to someone being too drunk is to give them something with bread in it. The bread will soak up the alcohol and diminish it's effects.🍞 Cool audio Saturn! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
You try to make us happy but you need a smol rest too. Here, lemme cuddle u for a bit (>•w•)>
"You broke my legs babyyyy"
*Visible Confusion*
Cucumber Approved
Whereof do you have to approve?
Her: am I in trouble? Me: We'll discuss this further in the morning. Also I think you're going to feel it then.
What Feeling?
@@tobiasjosekoch3475 feeling all the alcohol in her system going out
@@autobotkepler6603 hahhahahahaha
@@autobotkepler6603 been there Uhhhh. Not fun
I’m glad you had fun making the audio
Her: you're a silly silly boyfriend
Me: who tf-
water: its bad thats why its in the rivers
chaki milk: its good thats why its not in rivers
Such a fun experience. Snuggly drunk is the best drunk
Saturn: "You're probably right I will feel bad tomorrow but as long as I have you I'll be ok."
Me: "You're lucky you don't do this to often and that I care about you, or else I would just leave you as a drunk mess right now."
Saturn: "You're so mean."
Me: "Also next time this happens, because I'm sure it's gonna happen again, you call me. No more walking home drunk or at night."
Saturn: "It's fine baby, nothing happened."
Me: "Your lucky nothing happened you went on a 30 minute walk alone with a flashing sign on you saying "HEY, KIDNAPPERS, I'M A DRUNK YOUNG LADY RIPE FOR THE PICKING. COME AND GET ME." You know how worried I was."
Saturn: "Chill out baby. Everything's fine."
Me: "Fine but we're talking about this tomorrow."
Good transcript
@@iamfat6164 thank you
@@SuperChristopher-ll8bd no problem. I appreciate those who try to connect the dots.
Her: I'm not drunk!
Looks at title
Me: X to doubt
Just in time for my 2 AM ASMR session.
"Arent you happy to see me?"
No.
Because then I have to see myself. And when I do that, I have to acknowledge myself. I then have to ask. "Why am I here? why am I with her? Should I get geico or progressive? Why do people pour the milk before the cereal?"
Milk before cereal or spoon, milk, cereal, bowl?
Milk, cereal, bowl, spoon
How could anyone be mad at you, you´re so sweet
Yes because all VA work is automatically ASMR
you should do a part 2 or another 1 of these lmao nice vid
My girlfriend is usually a really serious person and is like a tsundere. Doesn’t really like to admit she likes me and try’s to ask me for cuddles without actually asking. But the one time she was drunk. She was a lot like this. She was all over me hugging and smiling and laughing so much. She was like a little girl and the next time I saw her she was bright red because I had explained to her what happened and she was so embarrassed.
Hope this story continues 😸
She helps me when i'm drunk so i'll help her
but she's so cute when drunk hehe
Top tier scientist certified. So adorable
Have fun on your trip& good luck.
Wow your voice is so distracted me because your voice is so cuteee
Stop it, you know I get jealous when other guys see you drunk, your too cute >:(
as usual a good asmr killed by ads
We need the next part when they having a conversation in the morning about this
So adorable 🥰
I’d always be afraid if my girlfriend went out drinking because I will be thinking of the all the potential bad things that would happen. I might be over protective but that’s how my brain works. I just want to make sure she is safe.
I’m the same way, I just try to relax and send her out with people we both trust and checkins every couple hours helps a lot too
@@sulfuricmars316 I'll keep that in mind. thx
@@thegamergamerrock1406 yeh ofc hope you find a way to relax homes :)
Bruh she probably did somethin that'll compromise the relationship. Don't think this is a cash money person since she is hiding what she did in a club.
Well, she is "drunk" her judgment is skewed, she probably wouldnt have hid it if sober lol
Hug on you SaturnRoleplays ASMR, Hope you had a good day take care of yourself (>•w•)>
when she says she wants to have fun I wonder what she means......
probably yahtzee
This voice is just nice.
LOL
How do I delete a comment?
She seems like me when im sleepy
right when I’m going to sleep, thanks
You are a good person. Thank you.
Less go - DaBaby
Another GRATE video
Me going into audio: Alright she's gonna be drunk
Me one minute in: Wait how in the sausage gravy biscuits did she get home?!?!
This is why I never drink alcohol, sounds like someone had one too many. Someone is gonna be driving the porcelain bus in a few minutes. 😂😂😂
driving the what?
That's what you refer to as a toilet. You know, your heads in the bowl and you are holding onto the rim like a steering wheel.
@@megadeuz6148 ah
The entire video I'm just saying "no we go sleep now"
Cute audio as always, Saturn! Also take care of yourself! >:c For sunburn, I heard cold water is good. There might be some kind of oil or something that helps too, but I don't know by name. Maybe asking on a Pharmacy/Drugstore and you might find it!
In the hospital if you come in drunk and you say 1 they say 3 ,if you say 3 they say 5,they always raise by 2 bc they are smart
👀👌 this is some quality stuff
I just realized the background is the same style as my chrome browser.
And now my recommendations are permanently cursed
Hope you're having a great time at the beach despite the sunburn! Things that have helped me are cold showers, use a moisturizer with aloe, stay hydrated and of course wear sunscreen
This was so cute
She’s very drunk and very cute.
My my...sheesh drunk mortal, you should take care of yourself...you are afterall...ABSOLUTELY SUBARASHII
A random video nope Friday night for me
this shit goes hard with between the bars fr
do you think so?
After getting water bit I was like yeah I'm leaving to get water before you even started talking about the water apparently I know how to handle a drunk person
Same
Imagine she was like a yandere and he was turd up rn, how boned he'd be right now xD
I don’t mind helping her.
If I was drunk I know I would need it..😁
This is so cute, imma kiss the tree at 200km/h
I love cuddling her
Her: “Well you should rub somewhere else”
Me: heyyy this is a PG channel
Cartoon girlfriend s are awesome !!
imma be real witchu, I really like this channel, just discovered it and I'm really likening it all, I don't even mind the outros. Actually adds some personality which is great! But on the DL I am listening while playing fallout: New Vegas. lmao keep it real. godbless and have a good one
😮 Wow... This just took me back. Sometimes whenever my ex would go out with her girlfriends, she would come back really drunk and quite a handful to handle as well. At first I just put up with it, but then later my concern and irritability started to show. We never had the talk because she didn't do it all the time, just when she did, it was irksome. 😳
What
Drunk girl no game no life edition according to that art.
reminded me of the emilia scene in snow memories...
“Oh yeah baby im seeing crazy things”
o k
After listening to this I an so fucking happy to be single.
Your voice is so cute
Taking care of a drunk girlfriend...that's pretty much my idea of hell
I have experience to back that up
Patron where? Need more of this!!
13:52 " you should rub some where else tho ..." HUH CAN U REPEAT THAT?
This sounds like my friend
This is how she talks all the time
Thank u I love this vids thx❤️
I'm not sleeping with a drunk girl, even if she's my girlfriend
I would cuddle but that's as far as it goes.
Me listening to this while drunk:
“Oh HEll YeAH LEt’S BOose uP!”
tHaT's WhAt i'M tAlKiNg aBoUt
Me who think she cheated on me: pack your things, get out of my building... YOUR FIRED
This is nice.