Corey Holcomb⎢If You Have Money You Can Get Women⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq
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The look immediately after the cough😆🤣
Damn you fine
This man has always been funny!
The look was perfect lol!
done lost ya dam mind
Righttttt🤦🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he started dancing 😂😂😂😂
You that dude from America’s Got Talent lol that’s random af. My quick 2 cents: you shouldn’t have done that long crackhead joke in the Finals
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Preacher!!!😄😄😄
Wow, Preacher never thought I'd find you in the comment section of a Corey Holcomb youtube video.
@@bigfleece😂😂😂 at least you givin genuine advice
“The way your woman looks represents your income” -Corey Holcomb 😂
"what are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids? "lmaoooo
Facts
Barry Risper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Super facts!!!!!
@@chikkengrease lmao 🤣🤣
@@jacamatr He doesn't date other guys. He's talking about the women he has come across.
"What are you bringing to the table other than some other man's kids?" Question of the decade. Lol
A fork, lol
@cheycheyny Not as much as women.
@cheycheyny Were talking about women now. Gtfoh. Just like a woman to counter a question with a question. I bet this standup cut your a$$ deep. For future reverence, answer a question first, then ask yours. You know most women have nothing but other men's children to bring to the table. ....GTFOH....💥🦶💨
@cheycheyny Most men dont have kids, most woman do though. did you not know that or are you defensive because it's TRUE
cheycheyny Different women are having kids with the same man. That’s how more women have kids than men have kids.
LMAO this was brutally honest, I love it
he is absolutely brilliant very funny and a great guy worked with him back in 2009
@@tojucomedianxl8305 one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen!
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"Girl you better leave me alone before I beat both our asses"....lmfaooo!!!
"Let me see you dance..." I cant breathe... xD
i don't know you like that lmao
Best part 😂🤣🤣
Gimme 5
3:18 “ Hey little man let me see you dance”😂😂 Cory is crazy!!😂😂
"let me see ya dance" ( again)
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LMAO😂😂😂
Aight I’m finna to go in here with yo mama 😂😭for a lil while
@@1smmrbrze ....give me 5! LLS!
BRUHH 😂😂😂
"Domestic abuse laws are making very difficult to discipline your woman" I DIED
That "lemme see ya dance" shit gave me a six pack lmfao
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I said some mean things that are necessary tonight LMFAO
That what i say to my girl b4 i head to bed
This man has no chill or filter LMMFAO
dumas15 none at all 😂😂😂😂😂
H. M I swear I was thinking that.
@@Mafiavelli ko
I know Right.😂
U should listen to patrice oneal
Lemme see u dance, gimme 5 lmao
This shit so tru..
malcolm rodriguez lmfao
malcolm rodriguez 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Did the same thing then got back with my baby momma 3 months later
I'll catch you next time, I dont even know you like that😂😂😂
“Wouldn’t you cheat on you?” 😂🤣
"Look at you!... wouldn't you cheat on you?" 😂😭
This nigga said " let me see you dance" lmao
Him and Patrice Oneal together would have been gold!
R.I.P Patrice he was the greatest
right
Patrice already said the jokes he said.
Ive been watching corey but never seen any patrice oneal. What stand ups that are ruthless do yall recommend?
elephant in the room by patrice oneal. and stand up festival
Never heard his side of the story!! 😂😂😂
EJ Watson Truuuu
It’s true though lolz.
Corey Holcomb is a legend and very underrated comedy straight raw.
King 27 5150
Facts!!!!
so true just like earthquake 😅😅😅😅😅😅they're really the best 😅😅😅😅
Since Patrice left Corey is the only one left to dish out some tough love to these women.
..."these women"...? You mean, women with self-esteem and standards that have notoriously turned you down on a constant basis - hence your weak, piss-poor bitterness?
Heidi Svenson Another woman who cant take a joke
Heidi Svenson And this is why men act like that comedian. It is the women who think money/looks determine a man's wealth, while at the same time the women want a man to care about their personality and not looks. Pathetic.
TK Kirkland too
No trying to talk down On Corey because he is a beast! But how about Earthquake, Griffin or Chappelle?
What....u gonna leave him and go get another man now it's a stranger cheating on u!!🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
(that part)...👍😎
(wowsers)...😎👍😂
Look at you,😂😂😂
I seen this about a 100 time and I still end up dying laughing.
3:30 🤣🤣
“What are you bringing to the table besides another man’s kids?” is the craziest, most honest question ever.
Facts
The "Thanos" of comedy lol...I mean it!
That's a good way to put it
You know what that's a pretty valid comparison.
Lml facts .
Gotta watch Anthony Jeselnik
Darkseid
“I see this recession done hit some of ya’ll upside the head” lmao! 😂
“I said some mean things that were necessary tonight”💯🤣🤣🤣
"i said some mean things that were necessary tonight" lol
“What are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids?” lmao! My eyes are open!
The most underrated comic in the game.
Real Talk 💯
5150!!!
absolutely factual
"Wouldnt you cheat on you?" lmaooo
His best line "Don't get upset over being called the word bitch, it ain't nuttin' but somethin' to get used too" lol
The cough and the look at 1:15-1:16😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
How people look when you cough during the Corona quarantine
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"I can't take this no more...I got paper now"
Hey lil man lemme see ya dance! Lmaoooo yo that shit is too funny
He tells epic jokes.
This fool has me in tears! hahahahahaha
Arent you the guy in the audience?
"A lot of y'all didn't grow up with daddies because your mom ran him off!"
Too True
Damn that's straight facts
Actually true.
How the hell yall know?
Feminism equals a broken home.
Broken home equals broken people.
Broken boys and girls become broken men and women who hate and mistrust each other.
Nuff' said!
Ladies some of y'all 1 job interview away from finding out how he really feel 😂😂
“What do you bring to the table besides another mans kids?”
Realest statement ever….
DIS DUDE IS IN MY TOP 5 COMEDIANS ... HE IS BRUTALLY HONEST ALL DA TIME.... LOL LOL LOL ....
"Where u been?"
"Working on the next girl I aint slept with"
Bruh I haven't laughed this hard ever! Just found his guy n I had tears coming out lmfao
"You grew up with no dad as your mom dun ran him away" lol
Or the mom doesn't know who the father is, because she's been hoing so much. Or she knows and she skipped town and cut off all contact from him and his kids.
@@Duval2k7 Don't be mad because your dad and grandfather are the same person.
@@Duval2k7 Dont be mad because you was so UGLY when you was born you the one that drove dad away.
@@Duval2k7 Dont be mad bitch
@cheycheyny and yes that is TYPICAL of these little Bitch so called men. Facts
I love how he doesn't care that most of the audience is so pissed off at him. I hope people learn to research on comedians before going to their shows, coz you come off as stupid when you act surprised when the comics do what's natural to them. He does his act as though everyone is roaring in laughter - so flawless.. No stage fright and all that.. Similar style to Paul Mooney.
Which comic has stagefreight though?
Spot on.
That Guy white people ain’t the devil, but you’ll do til he gets here!
darelet - now that’s the God’s honest truth. I cried laughing... If you are sensitive in certain areas and topics you may want to watch their acts on youtube before you go because people will end up laughing at you and your reactions. at the end of the day, it’s just comedy. Don’t take it personal. Try to see the humor in it.
@That Guy oh shut up white people created racism
If she cough the wrong way 😅😅
I fucking lost it when he said that xD lmao
I rewinded it 6 times my stomach hurtin
@stryfetc1 I got paper now LOL!
that joke hit a lil more different now😂
NETFLIX call Corey!!!!! He's too funny.
These Jokes Age Well...Who still watching in 2019 single with No drama..?
Yo Wife's favorite Side_Dude Me fam
2020
2022
I laughed I got pissed for 20 seconds then realized how true how true!!
“I see the misery in your eyes” 💥😂😂
"A lil man, let me see you dance. I'ma go back here with ya mama for a little while".
Now it's a stranger cheating on you
Ya gotta give it truth in comedy...the entire show....
Corey is funny and brutal at the sametime 😂
He roasted everybody! 😂
Right lol
Wow, this guy is truly funny. He had me in tears laughing. From bouncing like a baby to every common thing being said turning the opposite of what u would normally expect to hear
"I said some mean things tonight.... that was necessary" 😂😂😂
“Everybody is gon’ cheat on you... Look at you! Wouldn’t you cheat on you??!”
sex= no bargaining chips...pure wisdom ladies!!!!!!
When I want a good hearty full on laugh! I type in Corey Holcomb!! Works every time! Dude is out right brutally funny
exactly😂
This guy is the shit. I have been waiting for a dude like this since Patrice O'Neal died.
Let me see you dance lil man 😂😂💀💀
“I see you fellas,..i see the misery in your eyes”..🤣
Always thought Corey Holcomb was hilarious on WildN out, but this is the first time I am watching his stand up. Now I'm def a bigger fan. Can't wait to see more material
He said " i don't know you like that" damn😭😫
LMFAO the ending though LMAO fucking love this man.
he probally got a lot of brothers in trouble when they got in the car on the way home with they wife
You already know it lol just like Eddie Murphy did with Raw
Lml fuck that bih, we laughing the whole night
How does a grown ass man get in trouble? Because of
A woman ? Lol i wish would try to tell ne what to do.
I said some mean things that were necessary tonight.😂😂😂
let me see you dance LMAO!
Gemme 5!!!!
Let me see you dance 😂😂😂
Savage Dagem 😭😭😭
They face he he makes after he coughs at 1:11 got me deeeadddd😂😂😂😂😂
Hey lil man let me see u dance 😂
He will always be underrated because his jokes are relentless and mainstream don’t want his style in the forefront
“Hey lil man lemme see ya dance” 😆😆
"I'll catch u next time I come thru, idk u like that..." 💀
... I don't know you like that 😭😂💔
corey gender comedy is top noch who agrees lololololol !
PaceDeliTV him and patrice
Finally some calling it as is and not giving a damn about the "feelings" of the audience. Lemme see you dance lil man
"I said some mean things that were necessary tonight. " - Cory Holcomb
Lemme see you dance lil man gimme 5 😂😂😂
"Working on the next girl I haven't slept with"
FACTS!!!!!
THIS NIGGA WENT IN 🤣🤣
Wouldn’t you cheat on you ? 😂😂😂
My favorite comedian because he’s so raw. Dude has no chill. 😂
Corey Holcomb, Earthquake, Lavell Crawford & Bruce Bruce... should do a new kings of comedy tour together across the USA. They are the hottest comedians in the millenium.
U just named old fat black comics
2kool4skool hahahaha lol✈✈
@@cooldizzle93 oh shit 😂😂🙄😭😭😭
Lmao no filter 😂😂😂😂😂
“Let me see you dance” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now it's a stranger cheating on you 😂😂😂😂
I love this asshole!!!🤣🤣🤣 He funny af!!
"Ion know you like dat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Comedians are our real truth sayers in this crazy world.
Always been the case
Nobody noticed dem shoes.....
I thought my eyes were trippin!!! Ion know what they are but I want some. Lol
+Shontell7 You want light up shoes? 😆😂
Cole haans
Shontell7 Me to
@@shontell7 😘
After bernie mac Cory is the next thing of unapologetic truthful comedy 😅
wher you been?
"working on the next girl i aint slept with"
lemme see you dance again gimme five
Single mothers need to go back and finish the families they started.
John Phillips #JeyDoeProductions 🙏🏿😇🙏🏿😇🙏🏿😇🙏🏿😇😱🙆🏿♂️👍🏿🌬
“Women do stupid shit like leave their man for cheating. What are you gonna do, get another man? Now it’s a stranger cheating on you. Look at you, wouldn’t you?”
My god, this man just doesn’t give a fuck and I’m here for it. 😂😂
"Girl you better leave me alone before i beat both our ass"😂
I still love me some Corey Holcomb...brutally honest and authentically funny! Chitown in the house! He's underrated because he's not a sell out. #staytruetoyourcraft
Now it's a stranger cheating on you 😭😭😭👌
misery in their eyes 😂😂
_"Hey Lil Man lemme see you dance"_
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