Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Sticks & Flowers
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- Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uRn6Ox
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The animated shenanigans of the Rooster Teeth staff. Audio taken from the Rooster Teeth Podcast.
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Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Andrew Lhotsky
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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Sticks & Flowers
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I want Joel to explain every medical procedure to me before I'm about to have it.
They're going to stick about four different sticks in your mouth, spray it with water and use a claw-stick to scratch your teeth, then say absolutely nothing's wrong.
(Joel's projected description of a routine dentist checkup)
They are gonna shine a flashlight in your ear and then take a rubber hammer to your knee, and then the doctor will rub your sack as you breath while trying to not look at him.
Sealamancer HELL YEAH!!
Me too!! But then again I am girl so it won't be any help, aside from providing me to losen up from all that laughter!
Sealamancer and the stock market too
YOU DON'T STICK A STICK INSIDE ANOTHER STICK!
Michael Doyle.... nature with sticks
THAT'S NOT WHERE STICKS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO
I demand a Shirt of this damnit
Alex Hamilton you guys are like flowers, your suppose to bloom!!!
Michael Doyle water hose might of been a better metaphor.
God even when he's not playing Caboose he sounds SO MUCH LIKE CABOOSE
George Hoctor caboose isn't a character that's just joel, when they "made" caboose they just told him to talk normal
They told Joel to play himself, not himself playing himself when he was in the background of Friends
Joel is just Caboose with more curse words
Alex Hamilton i wouldnt mind joel being this way in rvb 😂😂😂. a whole new caboose
George Hoctor well yeah that's how voices work
_Words can't hurt me, but sticks and stones do hurt my bone_
FroyoHead Animation -er
You said it wrong its (sticks and stones can hurt my bones but words can't hurt me)
SUPER duper 8878 wow even you said it wrong " sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"
1300th like
SUPER duper 8878 It was a joke. Ever heard of one?
You're flowers! We're sticks!
KING OF EATING ASS if that isnt a shirt im gonna rage
KING OF EATING ASS +
WE NEED AS THE NATIONAL CATCHPHRASE
Captain flowers here.
YOU DONT STICK A STICK IN ANOTHER STICK!!!!!
I never want to hear the phases "take your pants off." and "are you allergic to iodine?"
in the same sentence...
Techno_Zed It's very likely you never will because one is an order, and the other is a question. The only way they could fit in the same sentence is if they were being quoted.
First take your pants off, and second, are you allergic to iodine?
if you do *RUN FOR THE HILL'S RUN FOR YOUR LIFE*
They are two separate sentences...
"This isn't gonna be great, but it's not as bad as you think it's gonna be"
If I am in an operating room, and the doctor says that to me, I would probably get the hell out of there
Assuming you can
Achillez Yep not as bad as you think! *it’s worse*
It was a nurse
I love it when Joel's on the Podcast
new rule, Joel must read all the stories
I love it when Joel's on anything
All he does is scream about his problems and people find it hilarious but when I do it people say I need a therepist, SERIOUSLY
GOLD!!! GOLD PRICES!!!
joel never disappoints to make me LMAO
Power N Glory did you just laugh like a French man?
HoW dO i EaT yOu?
GHOST MASK You sound like a girl
non monsieur
If you say "Open a menu", I'm gonna stab you in the eye
Put that on the list on things I'm really not looking forward to when I get older......
sebastian campana i had it done when i was 17 lol its really not that painful its just getting it out thats the fun part
along with prostate
by the way depending on how old you are once you graduate high school time will fly plus another person painfully thing is if a man has kidney stones they will do the same thing but pull the little rocks out
Changhee Eim
I think you mean prostate exams. Enlarged prostate, and prostate cancer are also not fun thinks to look forward too.
I really just hope medical science finds better ways to do this till I need it....
It's like trying to put the toothbrush inside the toothpaste tube.
Hue Jayness That's...a very good analogy.
Hue Jayness *Shudder*
oh god i dont want to be old
I've never been more glad to not have a nob
You know from experience huh
Way to _stick_ it to 'em Joel.
DWC15 well your pun certainly rose to the occasion
Jeremy Khim well you can leaf
I'mweird and DWC15, DAMMIT BARB
i'm not gonna flower around and listen to this anymore
Get out Yang.
video that single handedly motivated me to start taking better care of my body because I'll eat any nasty ass salad available if it means putting THAT off for as long as possible
Don't ruinb this for him
*sweats*
Ren King just like when men turn 40 they get a finger up their butt to check their prostate. The joys haha
brb killing myself at 39
Hy Are you going to go through with the plan Gus couldn't?
Oh I love Joel! Such a funny guy! Gets the point to you straight away no bullshit!
light that's what I love about him
Can we please get a "stick inside a stick" shirt?
I am hearing caboose explain medical procedures is amazing
Welp. I'm off to research how to NEVER be in a position where I need this done to me.
Robert Martindale Let us know the results, PLEASE.
Im going to go on a limb here its because of soda and energy drinks
Robert Martindale pretty sure it's basically mandatory unless you want to risk not knowing if your bladder has an issue same with the prostate exam
What doctor echo said
Robert Martindale i'm here for the life advice
Best explanation for a scoping I have ever heard
Oceanhazard steal a sweet from the jar ..... that's a scoping . Sneak out to go pinch apples from the farm down the road .... that's a scoping
Joel's yelling voice comes close to his Caboose voice.Also, I dread the day I have to use a catheter or have a camera go in there. Even though I never kink-shame, I can never understand the idea of sounding.
Q: What did the Doctor say to joel?
A: This is a stick up...
I guess it would have been a sticky situation regardless of the entry hole
Komanti Jose Talamantes Booooo....
GODDAMNIT BARB!
Yes
Komanti Jose Talamantes I Luv U
Komanti Jose Talamantes Lol, you tried..
YOU DONT PUT A STICK INSIDE ANOTHER STICK
Nick gaming THATS AGAINST NATURE
You know you're in for a bad time when the doctors don't even sugarcoat it.
Amusement is being added by the fact that I'm imagining this being said by Caboose XD.
Feste the Phule I want someone the animate that, but when it gets to "people who give birth", it's Tucker instead of a pregnant lady
And the Dr is Gray.
Do Spartans get health care?
Oh god, I listened to this episode of the podcast on a 6 hour road trip with my mom. i cringed uncomfortably in the driver's seat, she just thought he was talking nonsense.
albhednomad not surprised if a bunch of women got offended. Honestly it's kinda sad.
Nuke Narwhal Women will get offended but for good reason, Childbirth hurts
But flowers are supposed to bloom. YOU DON'T STICK A STICK IN ANOTHER STICK!
KingofPros 21 this gave me flashbacks to my std test a few years ago. Literally it was the thinnest cotton swab I've ever seen but it felt like a god damn knife.
BS Parade yes but at least the muscles are meant for that and women get a nice feelimg afterwards due to the brains feel good chemicals.
Guys with this feel no satisfaction and it is probably the most painful thing EVER.
For the love of all that's good keep the stick away
And now the true origin of Caboose’s hatred of babies is revealed.
"BIGGEST PAIN I'VE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!"
...That sounds like a great ringtone.
I guess you could say that the doctor was havin' a ball.
or 2
Mostly due to the fact that Joel was in a sticky situation.
Doctors only have a ball with Gavin.
Gonna be real here the thumbnail made me concerned
What? I don't see how that cou-......... Oh I get it now
*shudders*
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
The thing about arsenal is that they always try to walk it in
The reason they tell you it won't be as bad as you think it's going to be is because of the placebo effect. If they tell you "this won't hurt a bit," it will actually hurt less than if they say "this is going to hurt"
I think it should be illegal to have a 30 second un-skippable ad on a 2 minute video
sgtmcmuffin3334 they're getting rid of 30 second unskippable ads in 2018
sgtmcmuffin3334 If TH-cam makes up a good portion of your streaming time, and you still want to support the people you watch...I’d just get Red.
Trust me, once you get it, you never want to go back. XD
sgtmcmuffin3334 I m so sorry you had to sit through a whole half minute of boredom. Poor you.
sunchips18 True. I tried a free trial and haven't gone back since.
just reload the video to get a different ad
"you don't stick a stick in another stick. That's not how sticks work" ~Joel heyman 2k17
I'd rather die of bladder infection! no to this no to anything being shoved up my urethra. I'd rather be opened in surgery.
dont we all my Kaiser
GOTT SHUTZE DEN BLADDER!
I was both laughing and feeling a lot of mental pain when watching this video.
I'd rather lose the bladder.
Sticks and stones may break my bones...
John Breen but they also go in and out of my pee hole
I haven't watched RVB in a year or two, and yet, as soon as I realized this was caboose I couldn't unhear it XD
Somebody made a video of Dr. Oobleck (who Joel also voices) from RWBY saying this in class. It's hilarious!
Hope this isn’t the last time I can watch this.
It's even painful when you are listening :s
"You're flowers, we're sticks," Joel 2017
Joel you are a jewel. I just love hearing him go on rants
"How did they get it there?"
Oh Blaine... you're so pure and innocent... or, you know, just dumb...
All I could hear was Caboose
Hearing caboose come out in his voice just makes this so much funnier.
Love when doc talks to you while this thing is in you, like you are able to answer with anything but grunting or screams .
Seems like a stick-y situatuion
Barbdammit, God!
God DAMMIT Barb
Joel stepping in dangerous territory at the end
I'm pretty sure giving birth is more painful
quincyking010 We can't exactly measure how often pain signals are sent during birth. So that statement is purely subjective.
quincyking010 no
King Knud Yeah but it's not continuously the same amount of pain for hours. I think initially it night hurt more but at least it starts subsiding. Meanwhile child birth can literally take hours with thr pain coming again and again. Personally I think both would suck. XD
JinKotte passing an kidney stone is also rated higher on the pain index, it also last longer than birth, and men are more likely to have kidney stones than women
Had a procedure like this done to me when I was around 9. So far still one of the most painful things i've ever experienced in my life.
My mom had to go have that done too and she said it was worse than childbirth. Because honestly pushing a baby through a hole that can stretch enough to pass it is a hell of alot different than sticking a camera in a hole that is not supposed to stretch as it is mainly passes liquids.
This is what the love child of Caboose and Donut would say
Donsmacker1
Joel does voice Caboose so it's not far off.
And is as smart as Donut.
Or Caboose, I don't remember who's dumber.
Glad to see Caboose got his nature from his voice actor.
The look on Joel's face when he comes up with STICKS!! is awesome.
"Is that right? Yeah? No? Well, I'm going with it!" (1:44 for those who want exact timing)
Thanks for all the hard work you put into these videos for us :]
1:44 that whole tirade was so caboose that it NEEDS to be in RvB at some point
God I remember listening to this live and it hurt just to hear it
THANK YOU JORDAN!! I'm so glad this became an RTAA. This has been my favorite moment from a Podcast ever!
Swear to god, all I heard was Caboose describing this situation and that made it a thousand times funnier. "You don't stick a stick inside of a stick." XD
What a bundle of sticks!!
A Nano Augmented Super Soldier From The Year2052 To Become god But Only After Fusing With Helios HA!
^almost couldnt tell where ur comment started....of if u even had one....cuz its just his name....its....uk...
Faaaaaaaaaa-
Shawndud3 -.- *jumping on you furiously*
A Nano Augmented Super Soldier From The Year2052 To Become god But Only After Fusing With Helios Oh I get it he's a fa
I was just listening to this podcast last night, quite well timed.
That rant was awesome.
YOU DON'T STICK A STICK INSIDE A STICK! THAT'S NOT WHERE STICKS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO!
And the fact that it sounds like caboose made it that much better. I think this is the first RTAA I've replayed multiple times.
I love how you can hear the laughter in the background, those are the best ones!
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Joel is the best
Girls sometimes have to get this done too. All urinary holes are small (I can't even see mine unless I try really hard).
He isnt comparing scoping to men and women, he is comparing male scoping to childbirth.
Well the female urethra is only an inch or two when male urethras can be 3+ inches so it’s hurts longer on the way in especially catheters it burns all the way until its in the bladder
It is a much longer track for men.
"An RTAA, cool. Wait, is that Joel in the thumbnail? OH HELL YES"
He's not wrong! 🤣
That was the funniest one in a while just the way he acts to funny
That was genuinely hilarious.
Loved this moment on the podcast. Joel always brings solid gold content!
Joel totally sounds like Caboose explaining something.
I just imagine caboose's voice explaining it
Fun fact: Women who've given birth and had kidney stones say the latter is worse.
I'm in stitches. This is the best RTAA in a long time.
When ever Joel is angry, he uses his Caboose voice.
that got my ribs hurting so bad. damn that was hilarious
I can just imagine that this would go into rvb and it would still be funny
better with the caboose voice😂
Okayokayokayokayokay I think I could've gone the rest of this week without being reminded of the male version of the most painful experience known to man.
This might be one of my favorite recent RTAAs
Yeah if I'm ever at a point where they have to snake my drain, please just Kevorkian me.
Someone needs to explain to Joel what sounding is, then record his reaction.
This has got to be the funniest animated short yet!
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a RTAA episode before
Flower power heh. Sticks in sticks oh god
.5 speed at 1:18....
Thank me in a bit.
I'll thank you now actually
Thank you x100
God I love crazy mad Joel.
This is one of the best ones I've seen in awhile.
It hurts just thinking about it.
Holy cow it's Caboose!!!!!!
Alex Pohto numerologi lcg
Ñlcg
The rare times Joel is in anything, but especially the podcast, it's always worth it.
I listened to this to recover slightly from RVB15x17, and that's all I'm gonna say about that right now.
This is probably one of the funniest episodes of RTAA that I've ever watched.
This one was actually funny. Joel never disappoints.
Joel is rarely on the podcast but god damn he never disappoints when he is.
you can hear the caboose coming out of him hahaha
By far on of the most hilarious ones yet.
a lot of people are into that. it's called sounding
redvsbluefanful those people masochists
*cringes to the core*
Not all women have the flower function, but they still have to do it...
This was just amazing
Best animated short EVER!!!