I wonder if she's ever lost a match. Like some insane guy trying to relive his glory days as a champion college wrestler sees "I'LL WRESTLE YA" and calls her up just to go ham on her.
I'm laughing just as hard the third time as I did the first time. This is what peak humour looks like. There was definitely room for improvement in his performance, which was more evident than in any of his other performances, but that's understandable since it's a long joke with a lot of details.
Hmm you should sell tshirts with ‘i’ll wrestle ya!’ With a finger held up with bbq sauce on it on the front. On the back it could say “wanna see my finishing move?” And it could have a glazed doughnut? 🤔
I was laughing so hard that I had to pause. My cheeks were covering my eyes and I couldn't breathe. If I was in the audience I would die. This is hilarious! This is too good! Man, you're too good. The way you told that story...
ive heard this story about 10 times. this is one of the best versions ive heard. oh and @ 18:09 when he straight up tells the lady to shut up. straight up hilarious
Saw you a year ago at Magoobys and saw this story live. I cried at the new details then and cried now. Thank you for always giving me a laugh when I need it most! 💜
Oh my God, this is hilarious! You sir have the BEST laugh I've ever heard! It's super contagious and makes me crack up everytime I hear it. 😆 Thank you Mr. Wolf, for keeping me sane during this pandemic/quarantine.
watching the uncensored version for the first time. Thank you josh, i now know what it is like to be under some that is deep into the 3s. i didnt breath for a solid 3 minutes laughing at "im going to fuck you up" for the second time!
I have about 10 meme gifs that are my go to... I can make them fit just about any situation... Even if TH-cam would allow me to put them here, they would fail. That story brings up so many conflicting emotions that I can't put them to words... And you have just become my favorite comedian of all time.
Hands down greatest story Ive ever heard. Youre the GOAT for making that happen!!! "DEEEEEEEP into the 3's" has me fucking crying like an emo kid middle school break up.😂😂😭😭
I'm watching this as I'm donating plasma. The restraint I need to not move my arm while laughing and keeping my laughter in in is, wait for it, "deeeep into the 3s".
It really is crazy. My buddy who recently got married just hung out with the boys for his party, no other girls involved at all. I feel that's the way it should go because like, either ya'll have said we're only fucking each other, or you got an open relationship where you can fuck other people. Having a sort of cheat day where you're agreed upon rules don't count before you profess your undying love to one another just seems like it's undermining the wedding entirely.
@@synthemagician4686 usually fine for the guy though, but when the hubby finds out his wife did the same..it's no laughing matter then,.the dude can't get it out of his mind, never did get that it's ok for one but not ok for the gal..
Greatest story ever told. When your nephews, son(s), and their friends are about 11 or 12, gather them together on a sleepover to regale them with the tale of Uncle Tim and The Giant. Oh, and your adoring public demands the original "Glazed Donut" tee shirt.
I would personally love something like this before I get married. Or even after. My finance would laugh so hard if some giant naked woman beat my ass like that.
So if there is a show of almost any kind during COVID, it's a solid bet you'll see some plastic screens between the performer(s) and the audience, and any audience will be significantly smaller than normal. Good way to tell in the future if you're ever wondering.
They need to animate this!!!!!! Also, I always come back to this video every few months, I can always trust it to put tears in my eyes and a smile on my face
I was laughing through most of the story. But the moment he wiped his eyes. I legitimately started hurting I was laughing so hard. I have never heard a funnier thing In my life😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My dad would have said the same shit hahaha omg thats great.
Bar none one of the funniest stories on the internet man!!
Please tell me if there is and where is the video to that party
my favorite of your jokes just got better
You're losing views because TH-cam has your page set as content made for kids. I can't turn notifications on.
"I'll fight you so haard"
“I Don’t want to you fighting me hard”
Epic thread
I'll wrestle ya :D
Dude haha the Monday to Friday underwear
Famous last words
My dad told us at his bachelor party they got him a stripper named biker Bertha, 6’ 300. She jumped onto his lap and shattered the chair.
Happily married right ? Lol
And his pelvis
*DEEP INTO THE TREES*
Bruh, maybe I ought to do the same, it seems like its a barrel of laughs
@@Nobody_Imp0rtant *_𝘿𝙀𝙀𝙋. 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙎._*
I bet Tim is thinking: "When you got a friend like Josh Wolf you don't need any enemies".
With friends like that who needs enemas?
@@DavidBrowningBYDenemas hahahahaha
I wonder if she's ever lost a match. Like some insane guy trying to relive his glory days as a champion college wrestler sees "I'LL WRESTLE YA" and calls her up just to go ham on her.
LOL I WAS JUST WONDERING THIS I NEED HER CRAIGLIST AD
i wonder if she is still doing stuff
I was curious, too.
I am relieved that I am not the only one that thinks like that
I bet you whoever beats her is getting laid 🤣🤣
Bro, this is my second time hearing that story and i'm laughing just as hard. If not even harder!😂😂😂😂😂
Me tooo I was like is the a re upload but nope way better!!!!+
@@pitviper97 Yep
Iv done the same 6 times lol
Dude same its hella late for me rn and i was DYING that story was Great
Never ask a comedian to make your bachelor party memorable. It will NOT turn out in your favor. It will be a closer.
easily hundreds of times better than original
was it deep in the threes
@@zero.1406 very
I didn’t think it could get better...... well damn it did
If we thinking of the same original video tbh I liked the delivery in the original better but the extra details in this one make it so much better
@@ryanlicce7785 had he said imma fight you so hard like his story about pissing off his son this would've been lightyears better than the original
And I seriously thought for a moment that it could not be better than the original....
I was mistaken, this was hilarious
I'm laughing just as hard the third time as I did the first time.
This is what peak humour looks like. There was definitely room for improvement in his performance, which was more evident than in any of his other performances, but that's understandable since it's a long joke with a lot of details.
@@TechSupportDave buffalo titty: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!HWOOSH🛬😲
I wanna give this a like, but it's at 666 XD
I like the timing and the way he tells it the first time. I wish he had told it the same way as the original, but with all the details.
So much better with the extra details in there 😂😂😂
Waay better than the original
I’ve heard the, “tame,” version of this story and it was hilarious. This version is so much funnier 😂
funny af
I realized that uncensored Josh Wolf is way better
Hmm you should sell tshirts with ‘i’ll wrestle ya!’ With a finger held up with bbq sauce on it on the front. On the back it could say “wanna see my finishing move?” And it could have a glazed doughnut? 🤔
DEEP INTO THE 3'S
I would've payed to see their reaction to this story at his wedding. He would've been pissed but imagine the WIFE
Laughing her ass off
If she was really the one she’d be crying laughing
Unus Annus
@simplyspectrum that’s not the logo
"payed"?
Best comedian out there
True
This never gets old,, saw this like two years ago,, always such a hilarious story 😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣
This. This video right here. This is the best video on the internet.
I was laughing so hard that I had to pause. My cheeks were covering my eyes and I couldn't breathe. If I was in the audience I would die. This is hilarious! This is too good! Man, you're too good. The way you told that story...
Wait you can cover your eyes with your ass cheeks 🤣
ive heard this story about 10 times. this is one of the best versions ive heard. oh and @ 18:09 when he straight up tells the lady to shut up. straight up hilarious
I wish I could meet this lovely woman from the story.
Supposedly, that person is on craiglist.
Do what you want with that information.
craigslist banned the use of personal ads a while back because there was sex trafficking found on a lot of those kinds of things.
@@Mikcha212 Isn’t Craigslist’s a website of just personal ads??
Same, but not while she's working.
@@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395 they banned the use of "casual encounters"
Dude those extra details paint such a vivid picture😂😂😂
Uncensored? It was censored the first time?
There were moments of the story he didn't tell the first time.
His friend had told him not to tell parts of the story.
@@Karajorma but why now lol
@ No idea to be honest. Maybe his friend has come around to seeing the funny side of things.
@@Karajorma that's usually how it is with these things as time passes. which is great.
I want "I'll wrestle ya" t-shirts ASAP 🤭
“I’ll wrestle ya” with a glazed 🍩 in boxers and 1 sock under it
Can the sock be coming out of the hole in the donut?
The mom wanting the shirts makes that so worth it. Lol!
The moment when you forgot the safeword xD
Love your content
You are a wicked, wicked man, sir. Lol. Upside though, I’m sure he has a whole new appreciation for his wife.
Saw you a year ago at Magoobys and saw this story live. I cried at the new details then and cried now. Thank you for always giving me a laugh when I need it most! 💜
Oh my God, this is hilarious! You sir have the BEST laugh I've ever heard! It's super contagious and makes me crack up everytime I hear it. 😆 Thank you Mr. Wolf, for keeping me sane during this pandemic/quarantine.
So good. Best storyteller.... Ever
"Please don't fight me hard" yeah.. Don't.. Don't do that 😂
Reminds me of joshes oldest son haha with him sayings “I’m gonna fight you so hard!”
This man can really cure depression! Laughter is really the greatest medicine. Thank You Josh ❤️
Laughter is the best medicine, unless it is right before you are about to have sex.
honestly wish he was my friend just so i could witness these things
You'd be in these things 😂😂😂😂
@@BGTouge as long as it’s filmed to laugh at later
Someone please animate this
Animators, set up a patreon or something for this, you'd make bank.
I’m working on it
@@luigivasquez3618 heck yeah. Come back to this and lmk when you’re finished
@@luigivasquez3618 dude lmk when it’s done
@@luigivasquez3618 lmk when it's done
I've only seen the original and hearing these new details make this joke even better
His wife should thank you for that, because he will never go get an affair.
Glorious, I think my funny bone just shattered from the impact this story has had on my life.
One of my favorite stand up skits of all time! Plus...this is by far way better than the original!
He will never cheat on his wife. That for such😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
You added the rest of it. Made the story so much better. 🤣🤣🤣 glazed doughnut
Come on Josh, we NEED to see that Video!!😅😅🤣🤣👍🏻
The glazed donut shirt would be great merch
THANK YOU for the rest of the story!! AWESOME!!! 😂😂😂
#GlazedDonut
watching the uncensored version for the first time. Thank you josh, i now know what it is like to be under some that is deep into the 3s. i didnt breath for a solid 3 minutes laughing at "im going to fuck you up" for the second time!
I have about 10 meme gifs that are my go to... I can make them fit just about any situation... Even if TH-cam would allow me to put them here, they would fail. That story brings up so many conflicting emotions that I can't put them to words... And you have just become my favorite comedian of all time.
Hands down greatest story Ive ever heard. Youre the GOAT for making that happen!!!
"DEEEEEEEP into the 3's" has me fucking crying like an emo kid middle school break up.😂😂😭😭
Thank you for making my day a bit better ❤
This just gets better every damn time I hear that story. 😂
Fastest click in my damn life
I found you recently and I'm so glad I did cause you are HILARIOUS! 😂
I'm watching this as I'm donating plasma. The restraint I need to not move my arm while laughing and keeping my laughter in in is, wait for it, "deeeep into the 3s".
LMAO.
Tim's parents should nickname their grandchild or grandchildren Glazed donuts and Chicken wing sauce XD
I fucking lose it every time I watch this and you go “whyyyy” 😂😂
Holy fuck, I've never laughed so hard in my life. Damn, you're hilarious, Josh
Loved it. Going threw a tuff time and you made me laught! Hope I get to see your show one day and tell you this in person. Thank you!
If my brother ever gets married (when)... I hope you don't mind if I steal this idea 😂 cuz he reminds me so much of the guy in the match 😂
Its crazy to me that bachelor parties exist. Its literally a party to say goodbye to your "single" life and have fun with other girls before marriage.
It really is crazy. My buddy who recently got married just hung out with the boys for his party, no other girls involved at all. I feel that's the way it should go because like, either ya'll have said we're only fucking each other, or you got an open relationship where you can fuck other people. Having a sort of cheat day where you're agreed upon rules don't count before you profess your undying love to one another just seems like it's undermining the wedding entirely.
@@synthemagician4686 usually fine for the guy though, but when the hubby finds out his wife did the same..it's no laughing matter then,.the dude can't get it out of his mind, never did get that it's ok for one but not ok for the gal..
Isn’t the bachelor party for the men?
@@robertkidd2449 yes
@@robertkidd2449 bachelorette parties are a thing too
"I think she just farted in my face"
I freaking love you Josh I have severe depression . Watching you makes my mood boost thank yiyv
One of my favorite comedians
"I think she just farted in my face." 😅😅👻
I just love the “DEEEP INTO THE THREEEEZ” 😂
With the added information, I can completely understand why you were uninvited 😂 😂 😂 😂
Love the added parts. One of the best stories
I'm so glad you did a longer video of this
This is my 3rd time watching this and I’m crying from laughter rn 😂😂😂
When you think this story can't get any better.
I'll never look at a glazed donut the same again LMAO hilarious!!!!
this made my day
Didnt think that story could get better. Holy hell.
Greatest story ever told. When your nephews, son(s), and their friends are about 11 or 12, gather them together on a sleepover to regale them with the tale of Uncle Tim and The Giant. Oh, and your adoring public demands the original "Glazed Donut" tee shirt.
He was tortured while his highschool love was getting grinded LOL
Oh my lord. This was amazing.
I love how the story didnt change you just added all of the missing details. I love this XD. Is it bad I'm this friend that would do this
Ive never seen the uncensored version before and I’m loving it!
I could watch this a million times and still laugh
The levels of savagery going on here
man that story never gets old laugh my ass off every time and this time even more so
This never gets old bud! Lmao loving this so f****** much
That crowd sounds like it’s on the brink of becoming unruly
Thank you josh for uploading this full joke. Makes it even funnier and makes more sense for me. Pmsl
Best. Story. Ever!!!!
Glad I finally found the uncensored, long version!!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Glazed donut” is quite possibly one of the worst nicknames a man can get, its so brutal for some reason
Dude this is EPIC, it just gets better and better, so much better than the cleaner version.
You need a blue tooth mic so we can hear you all the time.
I know this joke by heart man I'm gonna use this practical joke someday
I would personally love something like this before I get married. Or even after. My finance would laugh so hard if some giant naked woman beat my ass like that.
It's so funny
I reaction was delayed 🤣
That whole story had to be told. 🤣💀
I love you on TFATK. Your stories are always so hilarious. ❤❤
hey dude, i know you probably wont see this but i just wanted to thank you for all of the laughs you’ve given me. you’re my favorite comedian.
Do you do shows during COVID or are these before?
before im pretty sure
This is from an old show
jj New york da fucck before.
jj New york da fucck this show was 1 year ago
So if there is a show of almost any kind during COVID, it's a solid bet you'll see some plastic screens between the performer(s) and the audience, and any audience will be significantly smaller than normal. Good way to tell in the future if you're ever wondering.
Why did the first two seconds someone sounded like a turkey starting to gobble
Sometimes we don't ask questions
Gages Stuff I understand now
One thing i wanna know... are yall still friends lmao
I laugh every time I hear this. It never gets old.
They need to animate this!!!!!! Also, I always come back to this video every few months, I can always trust it to put tears in my eyes and a smile on my face
Josh- a genius, Tim’s dad- straight up savage, Tim’s mom- clueless, tim- broken the lady- an absolute chad, Tim’s reputation- shattered for life
Tim's wife-crying with laughter
This is my all time fave 🤣🤣🤣🤣 well.........You warned him!!!! If he didn't listen to you? More fool him 🤣
I was laughing through most of the story. But the moment he wiped his eyes. I legitimately started hurting I was laughing so hard. I have never heard a funnier thing In my life😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was laughing so hard at this my dad had to walk into my room to check on me 😂😂
the glazed doughnut is what got me