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  • @dazitmane8905
    @dazitmane8905 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Jerry looking through the bag before yelling "WHY'D YOU TELL HER" is comedic gold.

    • @HeyyyEsse
      @HeyyyEsse 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I love about Jerry that he can't even fake getting angry

    • @ayb2522
      @ayb2522 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@HeyyyEssehis voice just sort of rises to this comedic pitch

    • @ZoomMoon3
      @ZoomMoon3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sort of like Mike Moffett yelling that at Kramer when he found out Kramer told Jerry he was a phony

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HeyyyEsse Jerry being a bad actor makes it funnier.

    • @dot2562
      @dot2562 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😅😅😅

  • @david88478
    @david88478 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I've coupled, I've coupled"

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Classic Seinfeld... Tackling life's issues and unspoken rules in the most creative and hilarious ways

    • @onoseshaibu6315
      @onoseshaibu6315 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At times, Seinfeld feels like a satire

    • @rjathar
      @rjathar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@onoseshaibu6315 ha! Well played! :)

    • @Thedude24
      @Thedude24 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said

    • @leflopjames5628
      @leflopjames5628 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're desperate for likes, Kumar.

  • @proudbirther1998
    @proudbirther1998 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Jason Alexander AT HIS ABSOLUTE FINEST! Such a GREAT ACTOR. Vocal inflections and Facial Expressions are BRILLLIANT. i Love how he looks annoyed!! SO DAMN FUNNY!!

  • @EZZMONEY
    @EZZMONEY ปีที่แล้ว +183

    If you have a conniving friend like Costanza never tell him your secrets, he will use all tools and info at his disposal in his latest scheme

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      George is by far the worst one of the group.
      For TV and entertainment purposes, he’s hilarious and one of the greatest characters ever created in comedy.
      But if a person in real life shared a lot of his characteristics, outlook, and thought processes, it would make for an enormous dbag that would be best to avoid altogether.
      And I’m sure these people exist somewhere.

    • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
      @nadirbaitsaleem7270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George can be pretty reliable sometimes

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or just don't have any friends

    • @flashlight5287
      @flashlight5287 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@uuuultraI don’t have friends at all.

    • @TheLoonyBird
      @TheLoonyBird ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tbqh, I think Jerry is the worst of the lot

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Oh man that change in George’s expressions at 3:36 are simply sublime and add a great deal to the whole comedy package.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called "acting".

    • @learnenglishwithclyde1166
      @learnenglishwithclyde1166 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Acting without acting 😂

    • @masterprattu
      @masterprattu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@learnenglishwithclyde1166 could be acting with acting

  • @benjaminfishbeyn1996
    @benjaminfishbeyn1996 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I think it’s hilarious how all of the drivers in the background are attempting to overtake George.

  • @watchreport
    @watchreport 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    The problem isn’t George telling Susan, it’s Susan telling everyone else. Many couples share secrets, but you’re supposed to then vault it…

    • @MA-go7ee
      @MA-go7ee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The problem is ABSOLUTELY George telling Susan.
      The couples who do that are foul.

    • @Beetlejuice699
      @Beetlejuice699 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Never trust a woman not to gossip. Fastest rumor spreaders in town

    • @angeleyeszarai
      @angeleyeszarai 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True

    • @kitosjek9541
      @kitosjek9541 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@Beetlejuice699 incel

    • @Beetlejuice699
      @Beetlejuice699 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@kitosjek9541 🤣, no just a truth of life, small man

  • @InMotionForAMillion
    @InMotionForAMillion ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Gotta love how Jerry and George completely distrust one another…often a byproduct of being friends with someone for so long. 😅

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No... the video explained why ffs 🤦‍♂️

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think that was the idea here lol. The problem was that jerry did trust George.
      If you completely distrust your friends, you need some new friends.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Do the bums ever complain “soup again?!”

    • @YouilAushana
      @YouilAushana ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bums are just ungrateful in 2023, they got the right to a 5 star Michelin meal.

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten ปีที่แล้ว +31

    There are certainly couples like this. The only defence is to cut them out of the loop.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It looks like Susan knew the combination of George's vault, just appeal to his pettiness

  • @QAZ-OMEN
    @QAZ-OMEN ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "A hit is a totally different story" LOL

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "There's Attorney Client Privilege's here"!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RIUUI007
    @RIUUI007 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Jerry's line "WHY'D YOU TELL HER?!"
    is reeeeeeeeally similar to Mike Moffitt's "WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?!" from S3E21 The Parking Space. The tone and the sudden outburst. I wonder if it was an homage :)

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have to think so.

    • @moonliightbae
      @moonliightbae 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MY EXACT THOUGHTS HAHAHHAH

    • @shuriKen469
      @shuriKen469 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      perhaps they're both phonies.

    • @woodson21
      @woodson21 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Both lines are delivered so well, I think they could’ve used it maybe 2-3 more times in the series for it to become a legit catchphrase without running it into the ground.

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The oceans are getting very sudsy. 😂

  • @proudbirther1998
    @proudbirther1998 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Oceans are getting pretty sudsee!!
    I have to use that line next time i hear a person tell me we have to save the ocean LOL

  • @PurebreedFLA
    @PurebreedFLA ปีที่แล้ว +31

    😳Their leftovers for the soup kitchen? Nah, that's foul. Surprised Jerry didn't dive into that bit🤢

    • @abeartheycallFozzy
      @abeartheycallFozzy ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They won't take the muffin stumps either.

    • @PurebreedFLA
      @PurebreedFLA ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abeartheycallFozzy Right 😂

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Some of our biggest inner most secrets should almost be left unsaid. This is where deathbed confessions come into play. There’s a reason for that

    • @rustycookiepekka6875
      @rustycookiepekka6875 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There are also thing you take to the grave... right?

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    *George:* Really? How'd she do _that?_
    *Jerry:* Oh, a friend of a friend of Susan's...
    *George:* _My_ Susan?
    *Jerry:* WHY'D YOU TELL HER?!?
    Oh, that yell! 🤣

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Reminded me of Mike Moffit yelling at Kramer after he blabbed about the "phony" remark.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great yell 😂

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bossfan49 "Why'd You Tell Him" Kramer literally jumped out of his skin!🤣

  • @theowarner
    @theowarner 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think the “Why’d you tell her?” is a Mike Moffit call back.

  • @adrianlekay7715
    @adrianlekay7715 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brilliant writing

  • @leifjohnson617
    @leifjohnson617 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Great writing, great acting.....great all around!

  • @adrianwaterman-reilly4986
    @adrianwaterman-reilly4986 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    George: "Mick Jagger!" :p

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’ve coupled! I’ve coupled!

  • @partsunknown9892
    @partsunknown9892 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Personally, I would never be friends with George again, what's the point? True friendship is about telling someone your deepest, darkest secrets and having enough trust in them that they won't tell anyone else. George is breaking the friendship code big time here

    • @masterzombie161
      @masterzombie161 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I agree, especially if you say “don’t tell anyone” for insurance and they go like “oh yea totally bro” then go off and tell people that right there is enough to end the friendship.

  • @persianprince91
    @persianprince91 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:42 I wonder if George was waiting 15 seconds to respond while Jerry was daydreaming.

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also wondered if the bums ever complain about being fed half eaten leftovers.

    • @RIUUI007
      @RIUUI007 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LowLevelNC Well, we already know how they feel about the muffin stumps.

  • @DeadPool-XF
    @DeadPool-XF ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is why jerry got that Douchebag constanza back when he tried to return that book that he use in the bathroom..............SWARM LOL

  • @richardmcmahon8113
    @richardmcmahon8113 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The three fastest forms of communication: Telegraph, Telephone, Tell a woman.

  • @MrK623
    @MrK623 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Do the bums ever get tired of it? Soup again? They eat soup 3 times a day?

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wonder if Jerry ever bought that speedboat?

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He probably would've taken it to Florida and Jack Klompus would've crashed it.

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I use to love that Suzan, Smart, beautiful and on what a great actress.

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would have liked Lina to ask Jerry if he would like to join her in the soup kitchen.

  • @travisdonaldstanley6420
    @travisdonaldstanley6420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Susan has such a beautiful smile.
    Too bad she got engaged.

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jerry: WHY'D YOU TELL HER?! at 4:17 LOL

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sometimes I think the best people to tell secrets to are maybe people who may meet at a bus stop when you have no intention of actually of taking the bus

    • @Drawnartist
      @Drawnartist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's pretty weird

  • @sarahairey9294
    @sarahairey9294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ive coupled...Ive coupled..."

  • @marcg5856
    @marcg5856 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:56 😂😂😂😂

  • @agitatedzone
    @agitatedzone ปีที่แล้ว +14

    she saw the tag on the back? was she checking him out? :o

    • @terrellp22
      @terrellp22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jeans like Levi's have the size on the waist above a pocket

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Susan didn't have a vault.

  • @josefinebliss2801
    @josefinebliss2801 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a friend who tells her boyfriend everything >.>
    It is really annoying actually

  • @rishadhossain3581
    @rishadhossain3581 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now i need to see george in sopranos

  • @GreggMikulla
    @GreggMikulla 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Is it a lot of cream soups?"

  • @tommyd6475
    @tommyd6475 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    for the longest time i always thought he said ''you're the median now'', you know it's there but just drive by not really paying attention to it. i prefer what i heard

  • @TrevorKeenAnimation
    @TrevorKeenAnimation 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I always think the woman at 1:53 is Catherine O'Hara.

  • @prathm87
    @prathm87 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A person like George getting so many dates in today's world is impossible

  • @YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu
    @YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    George tell the truth

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    89 Lebaron

    • @presence5426
      @presence5426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TC by Maserati

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Voight, the Periodontitis is so pleased to be remembered!

    • @presence5426
      @presence5426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheStuport He loved that car. If he found a great parking spot, he wouldn't move for weeks. But his wife made him get the TC by Maserati to keep up with the Seinfeld's Cadillac.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport ปีที่แล้ว

      @@presence5426 😆😆😆

  • @gschaub9
    @gschaub9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mick Jagger!? Im surprised George didn't guess Marisa Tomei.

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    BOSCO is the secret code George and it’s out.

  • @ImNotaRussianBot
    @ImNotaRussianBot ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, George, if you only change EVERYTHING about yourself, then you'd be a Neil.

  • @StriKe_jk
    @StriKe_jk ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Susan is really the person in the wrong here not George.
    She makes the argument that George shouldn't keep secrets from her because of trust and that they are a couple, which is a reasonable request. However she has no excuse to then blabber out the secret herself to her friends. Afterall she isn't engaged with them so her own rule does not apply. If she wants to be told secrets based on her relationship rules she should have kept her mouth shut. Now she is the one violating HIS trust.

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Susan was behaving so entitled in this episode when she was being a huge blabbermouth.

    • @MA-go7ee
      @MA-go7ee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It is absolutely not 'reasonable' to insist that your partner tell you SOMEONE ELSE'S secret.
      When they say couples shouldn't keep secrets from each other, it means *their* secrets.
      What does someone else's secret have to do with another couples trust??

  • @Lord_Sesshomuru
    @Lord_Sesshomuru ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Susan just proves exactly why you don't tell your woman everything. Most women just can't keep their mouths shut

    • @Bgdk
      @Bgdk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And can’t

    • @augustalavenderblue7353
      @augustalavenderblue7353 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m pretty sure this just proves that George can’t keep his mouth shut

    • @goldh2o543
      @goldh2o543 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually, I think it says more about the guys that tell the women.

    • @whateverman2674
      @whateverman2674 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@augustalavenderblue7353 the reason why he told her because she doesn't want him to hide anything from her.

    • @Xaforn
      @Xaforn ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reminds me of the argument on I love Lucy where they’re trying to prove who gossips more men or women

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    George 😂

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s totally true that if one says anything even remotely un pc to a girlfriend or boyfriend or hubby or wife that the person will tell someone just to make themselves feel better

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ive coupled
    Ive coupled

  • @AlexanderWeurding
    @AlexanderWeurding ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this humor! Try to air this now :P

  • @SoCoolScience
    @SoCoolScience ปีที่แล้ว

    4:16

  • @InfamousCrimeLocations
    @InfamousCrimeLocations ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He barely looked at the road when he "was driving." I know it's just a show but they could at least make it realistic when they are driving.

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Susan looked really pretty in this scene

  • @georgiasmith64
    @georgiasmith64 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Says size 36 George

    • @presence5426
      @presence5426 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      38. He changes it to 36.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@presence5426 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnWickBabaYaga556
      @JohnWickBabaYaga556 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No chance George is 36/38. Def bigger

  • @amandaflynn5835
    @amandaflynn5835 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    SUSAN BLEW IT FOR GEORGE

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If my partner told me a secret, i wouldnt go around town telling people what he/she told me. Couple secrets are supposed to stay between yall. Than again i don't do that in general.

  • @NasserAlhameli
    @NasserAlhameli ปีที่แล้ว

    Did some one explaine please? Jerry got her number from what.. list?

  • @hunter2442
    @hunter2442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL I almost can't keep any secrets from my wife!

  • @scsmith4604
    @scsmith4604 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I never tell my wife anything...or my mother. Saves me a lot of issues

  • @ajitkirpekar4251
    @ajitkirpekar4251 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Soup again!???

  • @cal3blipa
    @cal3blipa ปีที่แล้ว

    Buddys for life

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The plural form of buddy is buddies.

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is the joke three can keep a secret if two are dead?

  • @dreadfulspiller8766
    @dreadfulspiller8766 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was no mention of sponges in this video.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's just the title of the episode.

  • @amonralice2
    @amonralice2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂

  • @marcoAKAjoe
    @marcoAKAjoe ปีที่แล้ว

    lol

  • @US_John
    @US_John ปีที่แล้ว

    Geroge is a spineless character.

  • @psn2175
    @psn2175 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    first of all Susan was very lovely, wife material. These videos wihch put together whole part of the story is very clever.

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not to mention rich . George could never earn enough to have luxurious townhouse which would have been their wedding gift if they married.Only her doll collection was estimated 2.6 million dollars.
      I bet if George knew about real wealth of Susan and her parents, he would have picked the best envelopes for wedding invitations.

  • @srami004
    @srami004 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Women talk no matter what

  • @Eric-eu1rl
    @Eric-eu1rl 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bosco

  • @jeffreybaker100
    @jeffreybaker100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've learned that most of my life. Don't tell people things or they will tell everybody else what you said

  • @knessing7681
    @knessing7681 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    susan passed away to early in the show.

  • @rickym1883
    @rickym1883 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Susan was bad

  • @JarJarBinks4ever
    @JarJarBinks4ever ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldn't want to be a 32.

  • @razadaza9651
    @razadaza9651 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ahhh nothing like women coming in between friendships

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero ปีที่แล้ว

    Fellas, there is no rule. And if there is, it's bros before...

  • @kristopherryanwatson
    @kristopherryanwatson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    men have a 31-32 inch waist ?!

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny how when people scream at someone you have such a big mouth! are you usually the ones who can’t wait to pass along juicy exciting to tell information

  • @celestialscripture
    @celestialscripture 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3168

  • @keithrickson8522
    @keithrickson8522 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a bunch of terrible people 😮

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how do you see the tag when some one is wearing the pants? this show was so stupid.

    • @SamLemont
      @SamLemont ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Levi jeans and other copy-cat branded jeans, the label with the size of the pants is on the back side of the waist, usually clearly visible if the wearer isn't wearing a unusually long shirt.

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's crazy how somebody can be this wrong while being this confident.

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like Susan’s nose.

  • @garyfurr1467
    @garyfurr1467 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You can see that George has a big mouth

  • @danielpinto5714
    @danielpinto5714 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    susan was so beautiful

  • @benjaminfishbeyn1996
    @benjaminfishbeyn1996 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think it’s hilarious how all of the drivers in the background are attempting to overtake George.