my favorite parts 0:45 "I'm sorry is that a gun?" 1:25 "Yes, I know I'm not obligated to testify against you in court, but don't try me, I might just volunteer. Put the gun in my purse will you, I'm taking it to the car." 2:06 "Don't worry about them they think they're a comedian, they're just joking. You're joking, it's a joke." 2:32 "Just for that, I'm getting the lobster" 4:50 "Come on crazy eyes, look at me and not the oh so dangerous teenager filling the water glasses" 5:04 "I know she's a b*+ch, I'm a b*+ch, you're a sociopath. I don't think any of us is in a position to judge, except for the actual judge when you finally get arrested" 5:37 "I'm expecting you to eat at least half of this cake, got it."
Holy hell your voice is wonderful, easy subscription. Please don’t mysteriously disappear after uploading five world class videos like so many other amazing small channels.
@@lucifermorningstar6787, sure! I'm open to suggestions. It occasionally leads to something very different than the person originally meant, but I'm always happy to add to the ideas pile.
@@JakeSm4sh 🤣🤣🤣 Well will you look at this. My bro shows up at my Birthday party. Bro, there's like 40something people at my house right now.🎈🎉🥳🎉🎈 🎂🍺🍻🥂🍷🍸🍹🍾 Also. I've heard 2 other versions of this audio (WW--->👍 and 🐺--->🖕) but this version (Emerald--->🤝) is still the best. Thanks again my bro for stepping up to the plate for our Giantess😊👍
More reverse yandere is coming! Including at least 2 more with this specific character. And please, feel free to leave comments on older videos. It would be tragic if vids only got comments for the first few days. I like hearing what people think!
Ahahhahahah. Oh myyy goooddd. I c' myself in him. Dis was soo funny and the matter of fact speaking just added so much essence to it. You can feel the annoyance of the wife dealing and managing with her husband's ways. I want to be like dis with my future wife.
She can keep the cheapie Saturday night special, as long as she doesn't find the concealed custom glocks. They were expensive, and I'd feel kinda naked without them.
It's fun to be the crazy one, but after finishing the audio I see my girl is not exactly "normal" either lol Great video, in just 6 minutes you got me really curious about this couple
Plot: wife and I was on a trip and I got bit by a venomous snake aka a black mamba and survived alllll because the wife didn’t want to listen and not stayed careful sooooo as punishment and lovely obligation she stayed with me……aaaand cuz I defend her so well….amongst other husbandly duties
![[F4A] You're a Yandere Who Would Kill for Me? Prove It.](/img/n.gif)
my favorite parts
0:45 "I'm sorry is that a gun?"
1:25 "Yes, I know I'm not obligated to testify against you in court, but don't try me, I might just volunteer. Put the gun in my purse will you, I'm taking it to the car."
2:06 "Don't worry about them they think they're a comedian, they're just joking. You're joking, it's a joke."
2:32 "Just for that, I'm getting the lobster"
4:50 "Come on crazy eyes, look at me and not the oh so dangerous teenager filling the water glasses"
5:04 "I know she's a b*+ch, I'm a b*+ch, you're a sociopath. I don't think any of us is in a position to judge, except for the actual judge when you finally get arrested"
5:37 "I'm expecting you to eat at least half of this cake, got it."
I love it when people call out favorite lines. Glad you enjoyed!
@@EmeraldAshesAudio I really enjoy puting lines that I find funny or make me happy in the comments, also you did a great job with this video.
You sound incredible and your acting really comes off as a rich, elegant lady!
Thank you! That is exactly the vibe I was going for.
From Cola
I really appreciate the shout-out, by the way. It sounds like you're the reason behind my subs shooting up overnight. :)
@@EmeraldAshesAudio these lovely people would discover you sooner or later, so i barely did anything... We look forward to more from you sweetie 💕
@@PastASMR Thanks, Cola for introducing me to Emerald keep being awesome
"im a concealed carry, you can't take them away! I have my second amendment rights!"
That means the government can't arrest you, not that I can't make your life a living hell.
@@EmeraldAshesAudiowait I thought that's out job... oh wait no it's not its the exact opposite.......
AAAAAHAAH brain hurty....
Her: what's wrong with flowers?
Me: they die
Her: everything dies
Me: *surprised Pikachu face*
I literally said out loud that they die, only for you to say that everything dies. That was insane.
Put down the soup spoon 😂
Holy hell your voice is wonderful, easy subscription.
Please don’t mysteriously disappear after uploading five world class videos like so many other amazing small channels.
At this point, the least y'all are getting is about 20 videos. I'm on a roll with scriptwriting.
@@EmeraldAshesAudio I'm overjoyed to hear that :3
@@EmeraldAshesAudio can I request a asmr story
@@lucifermorningstar6787, as in me doing ASMR, the character themselves being an ASMRtist, or both?
EDIT: Or something else I didn't think of?
@@lucifermorningstar6787, sure! I'm open to suggestions. It occasionally leads to something very different than the person originally meant, but I'm always happy to add to the ideas pile.
Found yet another asmrist through one i listen to. Cola is a W creator for recommending other channels the algorithm doesn't highlight
The place was packed and so was the listener. She had the lobster and the waiter had the "serial". Cool audio Emerald! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Oh brother, here we go again. Back at it with the original video this time
@@JakeSm4sh 🤣🤣🤣 Well will you look at this. My bro shows up at my Birthday party. Bro, there's like 40something people at my house right now.🎈🎉🥳🎉🎈 🎂🍺🍻🥂🍷🍸🍹🍾
Also. I've heard 2 other versions of this audio (WW--->👍 and 🐺--->🖕) but this version (Emerald--->🤝) is still the best.
Thanks again my bro for stepping up to the plate for our Giantess😊👍
@@chrisleyhe9039 NP bro enjoy the party, I'm going to hit the hay
@@JakeSm4sh Bro, there's like 6 people in a circle staring at my phone as I'm posting this🤣 They said your name is cool🤣🤣🤣👍
@@chrisleyhe9039 Aww thanks bro
that was great "Letting the waiter live does not count as a tip"
I'll hear another version of this tomorrow by another VA Emmy. I must say you really out do yourself. This is my favorite script.
I know I'm late but reverse yandere is one of my tea. I need more of this, MOREEE. And your voice aughh perfect really chef kiss 🤌🏻
More reverse yandere is coming! Including at least 2 more with this specific character.
And please, feel free to leave comments on older videos. It would be tragic if vids only got comments for the first few days. I like hearing what people think!
@@EmeraldAshesAudioYes!! YES!! *YES!!*
@@EmeraldAshesAudio Yes please!!!!!!
It was a unique twist to the usual yandere stuff I see.
A date with no bloodshed would be dependent on you babe!
I'll say it again I love both roles and lovely voice you have
Ahahhahahah. Oh myyy goooddd. I c' myself in him. Dis was soo funny and the matter of fact speaking just added so much essence to it. You can feel the annoyance of the wife dealing and managing with her husband's ways. I want to be like dis with my future wife.
Careful with that, lol. This relationship is partially inspired by the 4 Horsemen of Divorce.
She can keep the cheapie Saturday night special, as long as she doesn't find the concealed custom glocks. They were expensive, and I'd feel kinda naked without them.
Her: half of the cake
Me. Cake!? Ice cream is superior!
What if I am put in a situation where I need 31 + two mags of 30 worth of 5.7×28?
Then what are we going to do????
It's fun to be the crazy one, but after finishing the audio I see my girl is not exactly "normal" either lol
Great video, in just 6 minutes you got me really curious about this couple
I'm the yandere???
Alexa play: A little piece of heaven by avenged sevenfold, it's about to get crazy
Hello again I heard that a sequel or two are in the works for this video
This channel looks interesting
Okay, seriously, how did I go from 22 subscribers to 106 overnight? Was I blessed by the algorithm gods? Did someone recommend me? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
I guess people love your content like me I'm here to stay for the ride Oh and by the way I heard about you from Cola ASMR
Cola, cola sent me here, please keep posting.
cola
King
Hehe predator brain go brrr
Is it weird that this is me, my and my girlfriend in a nutshell
Lmao, which one are you?
@Emerald Ashes I'm crazy but she's always the one who tries to hide bodies in her basement. I'm an accomplice
Wait huh how many sequel scripts will this one get
Currently there's Christmas, one other for sure & one that's half-drafted. The dynamic interests me.
@@EmeraldAshesAudio So three sequels yay my fav. script by Emerald
They’re going to be serving up her own Bloody Mary by the end of this
Edit: Pronouns oop
Plot: wife and I was on a trip and I got bit by a venomous snake aka a black mamba and survived alllll because the wife didn’t want to listen and not stayed careful sooooo as punishment and lovely obligation she stayed with me……aaaand cuz I defend her so well….amongst other husbandly duties
👑👑👑💍💍💍
Hello there
General Kenobi You are a bold one
@@JakeSm4sh damn it, you beat me to it!
@@gaylorvader Sorry maybe next time
You can grow dimands?
It's just carbon and lab grown sapphires are used for screen protectors
"Stay in your seat."
Me: 🧑🦼
"How abt getting me Diamonds?"
You want a necklace? Earings? A bracelet? Forget it, I'll get all 3❤️🛐