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  • @haydeos5345
    @haydeos5345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    The most unrealistic part of this is the idea of Jeremy "Looming over" a desk. But I always just assumed he was only like 3 feet tall in high school.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Haydeos my assumption is that that's what he looks like when he uses his gymnastics training to leap double his height and land on the desk in a silent cat crouch.

    • @hiramslate1489
      @hiramslate1489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh? I thought when Jeremy elaborated that he was "hanging" over he was implying that he was holding himself up with his legs or feet on the table. Kind of like a bat. A less than 2 foot tall bat.

    • @clairelouise3591
      @clairelouise3591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I imagine he was one of those people who peaked in height first, like got to the height he is now quite quickly and then stopped

  • @burns0100
    @burns0100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "Thats the only fight I've been in"
    Me- uhhh.... that wasn't a fight. I think you just admitted to battery.

    • @ANARCHY.050
      @ANARCHY.050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      burns0100 well to be fair, the guy did land on his balls first, by accident of course.

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      burns0100 so he's going to jail?

    • @burns0100
      @burns0100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe....
      Nah, even if it was a serious case this kind of thing rarely leads to jail time. Mostly good behaviour bonds and stuff like that.

    • @Mrtheunnameable
      @Mrtheunnameable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think he would get any punishment from this.

  • @Gabe_Cross
    @Gabe_Cross 7 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    This reminds me of the video where there was a Halloween prank set up where someone was being interviewed, and a person in a mask jumps out of the trash can next to him to scare him. Instead of jumping back or running, the man's quick reflexes went to punching the prankster, and the prankster just fell back into the trash can. The lid fell back down and everything.

    • @silentt8161
      @silentt8161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gabriel Crosley damn that's oldie but a goodie. Anyone in 2010 would instantly reconize that video

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have say it

    • @ShinyRayquazza
      @ShinyRayquazza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Here's the video for anyone curious: th-cam.com/video/jC6W8JIYYUQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @SaiyanIsHere
      @SaiyanIsHere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just talking to a friend about that video like a few days ago

    • @goodmeme3855
      @goodmeme3855 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasted

  • @leguan278
    @leguan278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Why did you guys not call this episode: blue-balls... ?

    • @noraarcadia635
      @noraarcadia635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lets Pretend Black and blue-balls.

    • @imweird2983
      @imweird2983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      got to admit that's pretty good

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's an amazing title

    • @BasedWindex
      @BasedWindex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Missed opportunity

    • @psychicsidekick4198
      @psychicsidekick4198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly why are you not the one naming videos

  • @chebaca8
    @chebaca8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how Chris unknowingly stole Jeremy's thunder

  • @התחתשלילאכולאת
    @התחתשלילאכולאת 7 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    I'm the best at what I do. But what I do isn't very nice.
    - Chris 2017

  • @jakemanickam8131
    @jakemanickam8131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Funniest part about this video was all the small print in the background "remember garbage man is also an option". "Tenure? Barely even knew her". "Today we will create C10H15N to pay for my cancer treatment"

    • @Abel.Rosario
      @Abel.Rosario 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean, "Remeber" apparently the sign maker wasn't smart enough to even be a garbage man.

    • @jakemanickam8131
      @jakemanickam8131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Abel Rosario Hahahaha nice pickup. Didn't even notice that

    • @ryanmuller9497
      @ryanmuller9497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "More chemistry than my wife and I" won it for me

    • @Abby55777
      @Abby55777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scared Straight Day and Scared Fabulous Day on the dart board.

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The dart board for Jeremy school schedule had a"scared straight day" and a "scared FABULOUS day"

  • @chrisglob4481
    @chrisglob4481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    I need more Jeremy stories. His stories are great!

    • @ajesco
      @ajesco 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They really are. I'm desperately trying to find the Off Topic Podcast where he just rambles about childhood, blowing up bottle rockets and such. Good stuff.

    • @chrisglob4481
      @chrisglob4481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AJ I’m trying to remember which podcast he talked about the sleeveless monster lmao

    • @ILYSNAF
      @ILYSNAF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Story time with Jeremy Dooley

    • @braydenj1327
      @braydenj1327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AJ if you haven't found it yet the off topic your looking for is vomit king.

  • @fdub301
    @fdub301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    liked for "he landed mouth down"

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If it was gavin he would have landed nose first.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I remember when I was in college we had a code blue drill.
    The teacher just closed the door, turned off the lights, and kept teaching.
    But she has a REALLY loud voice. Like you could hear her down the hall loud.
    So the person checking to make sure we were all following the directions knocked on the door and said "You'd all be dead right now if this was real" and then left.

    • @kelvinli340
      @kelvinli340 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol
      I guess she wasn’t expecting that coming

  • @LoveThomas07
    @LoveThomas07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Was it called Code Orange-Ish because he beat the guy to a pulp?

    • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms
      @RaulDiaz-mp8ms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God dammit barb! (nice)

    • @soulessslime433
      @soulessslime433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe Code Red, because he wasn't RED-y for that.

    • @crystalnep4908
      @crystalnep4908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soulessslime433 that one BLUE me away

  • @tristanemerson83
    @tristanemerson83 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1:35, Ryan knows what's up

    • @deathfuzz
      @deathfuzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this aged well

  • @Apercu
    @Apercu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The difference in reactions between Michael and Jeremy sums them up very well.

  • @smstaudt
    @smstaudt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Michael saying "Sure." is the equivalent of Gus, Burnie, and Gus saying "Go on."

  • @SpaceboyBilliards
    @SpaceboyBilliards 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "More chemistry than my wife and I."
    "Pay teachers in exposure."
    "micro transactions for better grades."
    -art budget in the trash
    "second aid"
    background details were amazing in this one

  • @backyardbaseball2006
    @backyardbaseball2006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "He landed mouth down" 😂(no one acknowledges it)

  • @elchirpo3016
    @elchirpo3016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:45 I love Michael’s reaction

  • @S3cr3t_13
    @S3cr3t_13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The most suprising part of this video was that Jeremy had actually watched a movie

  • @angrycrusader3926
    @angrycrusader3926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:42 *Semi-Lucid Attack Mode Activated!!!!*

  • @Catbusrecords
    @Catbusrecords 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you to the artist for these beautiful animations. Each episode gets better and better in quality

  • @MidNiteParis
    @MidNiteParis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oh Chris, that's not a fight if there was only punches thrown on your side.

    • @MrKillerdie
      @MrKillerdie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MidNiteParis it might not be a punch or a fist but he still hit him in the balls with his hand.

    • @MidNiteParis
      @MidNiteParis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrKillerdie except there's no intent on his friend's part.

    • @hydropumpsquirtle
      @hydropumpsquirtle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, it's totally a fight if violence is involved.

  • @machanicalgu
    @machanicalgu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "More chemistry than my wife and I"
    XD

  • @jakobleuzinger2713
    @jakobleuzinger2713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The amount of school puns written throughout this video is amazing

  • @JoeMazzolaTheFirstPersonCook
    @JoeMazzolaTheFirstPersonCook 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap, love the attention to visual detail all over the place in this one! So many fun background things!

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love chris' stories, he always comes off as a sociopath.

  • @lynndonbarr3153
    @lynndonbarr3153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:00 I genuinely freaked out thinking my phone had gained sentience.

  • @escalonn
    @escalonn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    RTAA is literally the only worthwhile content left on this channel

  • @ultimate3885
    @ultimate3885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These animations are perfect

  • @Al_Rey
    @Al_Rey 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, I love the visualization of these animations, like the story's funny and simple, but the visuals are really funny. It's the fun creative cartooniness that I really like.

  • @MichaelRodriguez-dk3zv
    @MichaelRodriguez-dk3zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i’ve always loved how pleased michael was with the second story

  • @Tavbow
    @Tavbow 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, can we take a second to appreciate all the amazing tiny details in this videos animation?

  • @onegenericman
    @onegenericman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Code blue is that some sort of Mountain Dew?

    • @commissionerbaguette
      @commissionerbaguette 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      onegenericman You are thinking of code red good sir

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its either a medical emergency or a shooter.

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also a good reason to hide beneath a desk, but one unlikely to be promoted by teachers.

    • @AkariEnderwolf
      @AkariEnderwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think it was a shooter the 2 times it was real at my school when I was in high school.

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you order the code red

  • @spacewalrus7820
    @spacewalrus7820 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the teachers outline that stays on the board 10/10 will watch again

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jeremys stories are the best

  • @jpmisme1998
    @jpmisme1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact in the Air Force you are not responsible for your actions for 30 seconds after you wake up.

  • @crawler6019
    @crawler6019 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really needed this... just got in my first major wreak going to college about three and a half hours ago...

  • @SgtCanoodle
    @SgtCanoodle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i bet the gyu didnt even try to punch back, he just took it since he realized what he had done.
    *I DESERVE THIS*

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that sleep to immediate aggression is a flight or fight response.

  • @joemama2971
    @joemama2971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:08 on the board in the background: "-Micro transactions for Better Grades?"🤣

  • @Glitchy-zh7ts
    @Glitchy-zh7ts 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a Super Duper Awesome video!!!! Great job, Rooster Teeth!!!!! Great job!! Loving a lot of the videos!!

  • @bananapatch1207
    @bananapatch1207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That Chris Wolverine hybrid

  • @TheWindWhispers
    @TheWindWhispers 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The writing on the chalkboard is pretty awesome.

  • @moofahdrome6878
    @moofahdrome6878 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The animation in this one was stellar.

  • @rabronin
    @rabronin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved Jeremy's story for the captions alone XD

  • @antspiral
    @antspiral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Its 6 in the morning guys I have school in an hour

  • @VCGConstruction
    @VCGConstruction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video!!

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan: He landed MOUTH DOWN!
    X-D Jesus, Ryan, Chris already said that it was his arm when he fell and trying to catch himself, you perv!

  • @ZweiofPembroke
    @ZweiofPembroke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:25 SIMILAR STORY OF MINE! I was over at a friend's house for a sleep over, and I was sleeping in a sleeping bag in the corner of his room, near his bed. I guess I shuffled over to the end of his bed at some point because all I remember is waking up to him, sleep walking, hopping out of his bed...and landing right on my nuts.

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best one yet

  • @tommygunengineer9184
    @tommygunengineer9184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Michael: "Hahaha!! That's awesome!"
    classic Michael xD

  • @marieleelee
    @marieleelee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched this so many times and this is the first time I've heard Ryan say "mouth down" when they're talking about how Chris's friend fell.

  • @manson2178
    @manson2178 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want meet you guys so bad. You guys are awesome. Keep up the good work

  • @hsrdracko1728
    @hsrdracko1728 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    the key to Chris explaining things and talking without stuttering, put him with achievement hunter.

  • @mommyslosingit
    @mommyslosingit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if this AA will get on trending too!

  • @KhumaMitsu
    @KhumaMitsu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    What the hell is a "code Blue"?
    Edit: I just googled it, and it's a Medical emergency alert... Why do you have to hide under a desk for that?

    • @kimjones764
      @kimjones764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's only a medical emergency alert in a hospital. In schools it was generally a school shooting alert.

    • @AkariEnderwolf
      @AkariEnderwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a tornado was a different thing, for that they would have you go to the nearest restrooms or the hallways where there was less glass that could kill you.

    • @AkariEnderwolf
      @AkariEnderwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      most of the tornado drills would take us to the restrooms, or anywhere away from large amounts of glass or windows.

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In schools a code blue is an intruder with a weapon

    • @Kumar09BC
      @Kumar09BC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At my school a Code Blue means none of the plumbing is working, which means everyone gets to go home.

  • @sincerelyotaku7878
    @sincerelyotaku7878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn chris!
    What a savage lol.

  • @maximvandepoll3008
    @maximvandepoll3008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know, my cat did something like that once to my dad. He was just sleeping, and then BOOM, cat jumping on his balls.

    • @DarthTalon5
      @DarthTalon5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maxim van de poll Did you dad then punch the cat? (Not a serious question, but I figured I would beat other people to the punch so to speak.)

    • @maximvandepoll3008
      @maximvandepoll3008 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, he didn't. He wouldn't dare to do so, and she ran out of my parent's room after that happened. Besides, even if she didn't run and he would dare, he would never be able to get her. She's simply to fast and agile.

    • @DarthTalon5
      @DarthTalon5 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      maxim van de poll Like I said it was a joke based on the video since you said something similar happned. Glad to hear either way though.

    • @maximvandepoll3008
      @maximvandepoll3008 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, should have guessed. Anyway, that cat of mine is a real troublemaker. Still, we love her for that. She's a crazy cat, the fun kind of crazy.

  • @coleblunt2457
    @coleblunt2457 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Animations are so smooth now

  • @kikuomikuo
    @kikuomikuo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    *Chuck norris :V*

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chunk Norris

  • @Bomber5822
    @Bomber5822 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only who’s amazed by the smoothness of the animation, especially with michael’s laugh

  • @haloelite666
    @haloelite666 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I once fell asleep under a computer table with the space you put the power supply. When I woke up I couldn't walk so I was crawling.

  • @amazingsparckman
    @amazingsparckman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeremy stories are great lol

  • @ienzio7795
    @ienzio7795 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "More chemistry then my wife and I" I love whoever animated this

  • @baconbro8591
    @baconbro8591 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best thumbnail ever

  • @hytsugaya1000
    @hytsugaya1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the su toe transformation into wolverine at the end 😂😂

  • @D.sierra3
    @D.sierra3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Almost spit my cereal out, thanks

  • @drakenn342
    @drakenn342 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "that's amazing" at the end.

  • @bingus9651
    @bingus9651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is it really considered a fight if the other guy didn't fight back?

    • @ThisisKyle
      @ThisisKyle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeff the bot Nope, it's just an ass whooppin

  • @astrocoke7723
    @astrocoke7723 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love how lil j rises from the top of the desk

  • @samg461a
    @samg461a 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That's the only fight I've been in." Chris that's not a fight, that's you beating up your friend lol

  • @charblastaur5895
    @charblastaur5895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice.

  • @miguelpinto1199
    @miguelpinto1199 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im watching this in class and almost burst out laughing

  • @matthewrandell5055
    @matthewrandell5055 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Michael was the guy at the sleepover at the end

  • @zeletavska
    @zeletavska 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top notch animation

  • @moonmannd7501
    @moonmannd7501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's the only fight I've been in."
    The correct term is beating.

    • @kiarawolfe4723
      @kiarawolfe4723 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Sneddon pretty sure it's not the only 'beating' he's done

  • @dacookiemasta
    @dacookiemasta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm surprised they don't have a sponsor for rtaas yet.

  • @lukeperryglover
    @lukeperryglover 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol Chris' story is great every time. :P

  • @joemama2971
    @joemama2971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Punched in the face because of code blue?i was kinda expecting a story about a fight for the last mountain dew... lol

  • @randomguy3080
    @randomguy3080 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna see primitive chris, I feel like because chris seems so nice and shy that if he is ever angry it would be something to be terrified of

  • @Failedlegend
    @Failedlegend 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fire, etc. drills only make people ignore the alarms, they get desensitized

  • @cmrobbins88
    @cmrobbins88 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:54 He is vengeance. He is the night. He is MONSTER TRUCK!

  • @Doctor_Devil
    @Doctor_Devil 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeremy: *POOR* *GUY*
    Michael: THAT'S AWESOME

  • @redarean5392
    @redarean5392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How come Michael always laughs so hard in the episodes that involve violence?

  • @nakotakg6135
    @nakotakg6135 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    At the end Michael said that's amazing that made me laugh really hard I don't know why

  • @dellalynlee1923
    @dellalynlee1923 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Code... Orange...Ish." Classic Chris

  • @ALAPINO
    @ALAPINO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeremy getting punched: I like.

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    So once in one of my college classes, I fell asleep during a mock shooter drill.

  • @freddymcfred17
    @freddymcfred17 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a similar experience once, I had long hair at the time in a ponytail, I was sitting on the couch playing video games. My friend was sitting beside and he just grabbed my ponytail and jerked my head back suddenly. I don't know why but it totally unleashed my inner caveman too, I just turned around and started punching him repeatedly for a few seconds and then I saw the scared look on his face so I stopped and just turned away kinda embarrassed saying "Don't do that again."

  • @gamerzhelper101
    @gamerzhelper101 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    So much detail. :D

  • @legobdr
    @legobdr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sitting at one of those tables right now

  • @kattastic9999
    @kattastic9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean. You definitely won, Chris

  • @zerotodona1495
    @zerotodona1495 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had that sleep, scare wake then slap my friend in the face screaming at a sleep over. My other friends had a look of shock and I was like "OMG I'm so sorry!" Then everyone laugh. I still feel bad about it.

  • @PhantomBladesXI
    @PhantomBladesXI 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Jeremy has a shaven head in the podcast section of the story

  • @dPokey
    @dPokey 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:39 sign in the back says 'Remeber'

  • @shadowskyz
    @shadowskyz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:31 That flask would probably explode from heat where is the gauze mat.

  • @IcySlime1
    @IcySlime1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm pooping as of right now- watching this. I guess I won't be doing that again.

  • @dr.420-blaze-it5
    @dr.420-blaze-it5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Code blue in new York city is like someone needs mouth to mouth

    • @AkariEnderwolf
      @AkariEnderwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      that wouldn't help much with a bullet wound. In Michigan it was like, there's someone in the building with a gun who was a threat to teacher and student safety. Usually meaning they were likely to shoot someone.

  • @thegriffin88
    @thegriffin88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That primal instinct. XD

  • @xiangqerupiso9186
    @xiangqerupiso9186 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats amazing

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know, now I'm curious about the kind of drills and security codes other people's schools had, cause my code blue never had us under desks. For us, code blue was essentially just staying in our seats and staying calm while the door was locked and usually class continued, iirc; I think it was for minor concerns like suspicious persons in the county or weather alerts. Code red, on the other hand, was the "dangerous person in the building" level alert and for those we locked the doors, turned off the lights, and had to stay quiet and as far away from the doors and windows as possible. This was in the early 2000s, ftr. What were your experiences with these kind of drills in high school?