Dumbest Fails #79 | THE DUMB PEOPLE ARE BACK | Alonzo Lerone

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  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "I don't have to LOOK at the place but I bet it's Popeyes." Killed me in the first thirty seconds 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Purpl3Pe4ch
      @Purpl3Pe4ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what makes it even funnier is that is Popeye's 😂 you can see the logo on the cups in the background if you look hard enough

    • @bryannaajoyy
      @bryannaajoyy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lost it at the Devil Box PlayStation

  • @jant4385
    @jant4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The Sims group gets me everytime. Someone was asking if you could kill a child with fire last week. Anytime I see something disturbing or crazy on my newsfeed it's always The Sims 3 Community.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JC JB that sims fire child killing one is old as hell... I remember seeing it years ago

    • @jant4385
      @jant4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Cassxowary no someone asked it last week. They ask crazy questions all the time.
      Can a child burn to death? from August 9th
      Guys I have whoowhoer mod , but I can't do teens get pregnant or have sex.. from today

  • @winniethepooht5776
    @winniethepooht5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "I am just a child of the Lord here to spread the word and your legs.' I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr?? I lost it when he finally lost it! 🤣

    • @Saiko_PATH
      @Saiko_PATH 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      did you mean to put 겨울 into your name? or did you mean the letters you put in?

    • @winniethepooht5776
      @winniethepooht5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Saiko_PATH yes, I meant to put the characters.

    • @winniethepooht5776
      @winniethepooht5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Saiko_PATH my name is Winter, and that translates to winter.

    • @winniethepooht5776
      @winniethepooht5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Saiko_PATH though I think you know that. 😂

  • @naturallynessa8474
    @naturallynessa8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "City of Dooblen"
    * *every Irish person on the planet has left the chat* *

    • @clarinetprodigy
      @clarinetprodigy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I cringed so hard, and I'm not even Irish 🤣

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@clarinetprodigy Same but I gave him a pass because he's probably never heard of the place before lol

    • @ruthcaperchione4103
      @ruthcaperchione4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have some Irish blood going back, but I cringed on behalf of my grandfather's ancestors.

    • @halyceox8825
      @halyceox8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There's also a city of Dublin in Georgia. Even we Southerners say it correctly, and there are a lot of things we mispronounce. 🙃

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ruthcaperchione4103 Same

  • @lanathiahickson3310
    @lanathiahickson3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "And I eat the food that I find taste good" killed me

  • @21airball
    @21airball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Rockin the shirt. For those who aren't Filipino, Pogi means Handsome in Tagalog. So in English it's Mr. Handsome 👌

  • @AirraAleem
    @AirraAleem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    This is why his slogan is "GET A DICTIONARY!!"

    • @draydengee9060
      @draydengee9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even though he can't pronounce quite a few words. Like Dublin he pronounced Dooblin, kinda hypocritical, also seen quite a few videos with easy words that he has no idea what they are.

    • @natalieboo4294
      @natalieboo4294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Drayden Gee Shut up. 🤫

    • @allyson1838
      @allyson1838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drayden Gee at least he knows how to spell

    • @katieburns1870
      @katieburns1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drayden Gee the diffrence is many ppl mispronounce words but spelling u have many tried and can re read it yet ppl still fail so much at spelling

    • @draydengee9060
      @draydengee9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't get me wrong folks I still love Alonzo he is one of the main TH-camrs I watch and am subscribed to, I'm in Canada so there is a possibility I have heard the words more and seen them written more frequently here, so don't think I'm a hater I do love this guy lol and sry if my first comment seemed rude I didn't mean for it to be, much love from Canadia ;P

  • @arieepotter384
    @arieepotter384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    English isn’t even my first language and I cringe at this everytime because I feel like I’m better at it than people who speak it since they were babies...

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You are don't worry lol

    • @Hoppip99
      @Hoppip99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I commend you for having English as a second language. Anyone that can learn English when we don't even follow our own rules is truly impressive. You are definitely better at this than half of the people who grew up speaking English.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hope P. English is my fifth language and I always correct people on stuff...

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GPlumbob most people who aren’t born or raised with English can use it better than people who are

    • @alonzo
      @alonzo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Love that dictionary

  • @JakePitts
    @JakePitts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Hahaha thanks for the feature on my other project Aelonia!! Had me laughing my ass off!

    • @loveandrespectme
      @loveandrespectme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg I didn't even realize you commented on this already until after I did 😆 I wish I could find the video that comment is on!

  • @niyalove7477
    @niyalove7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "your son is 7 years old he has a stunt gun AND a job ??" 😭😭😭

    • @Lizzie0623
      @Lizzie0623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No the neighbour had a stun gun

    • @niyalove7477
      @niyalove7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Megan 9217 i know i was quoting what he said when he was reading it lol💀

    • @Lizzie0623
      @Lizzie0623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sister Subs oh, okay.

    • @darlenebuck3189
      @darlenebuck3189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the mom means her son is 17 and has a job. 7 year olds are too young to have a job.

    • @astrolouise6904
      @astrolouise6904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@darlenebuck3189 yeah but she never mentioned another kid and because of the grammar it is a likely conclusion to come to that shes talking about the 7 year old

  • @user-si1qx9xj2z
    @user-si1qx9xj2z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “pepsi tastes like soap” “what kind of soap do u use?” “...pepsi”😭😭😭

  • @puertoricangoku2521
    @puertoricangoku2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I feel like “Cornteen” is gonna be the new “Preganant” lmao

    • @mered30
      @mered30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do you meant pregnat

    • @mered30
      @mered30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was my favorite one

    • @Iloverandomness100
      @Iloverandomness100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cornteen 😭 I hadn’t seen that one yet until now

    • @amethystwinstryg9590
      @amethystwinstryg9590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Are you sure you didn't mean pregananant?

    • @lExN34
      @lExN34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mered30 do you mean pergenerant

  • @ninteenninetyfive9773
    @ninteenninetyfive9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    I haven't seen those in a while. I clicked faster than flash. ✊🏻

  • @wombat666ful
    @wombat666ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your reading of posts and stories might just be my favorite format of your videos. I Discovered you a few weeks ago through the "dumb things we did as kids" series, your laugh makes us laugh along even when we possibly shouldn't.

  • @thejennadeblin
    @thejennadeblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Are those fingers or feet?"
    Whatever they were, are they even real?!?!

    • @cjgeel1
      @cjgeel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      6 months later im still wondering

    • @keileyonahammons9705
      @keileyonahammons9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cjgeel1 10 months later and im still wondering

    • @RRDfinland
      @RRDfinland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keileyonahammons9705 feets😶

    • @solarsammyyt
      @solarsammyyt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RRDfinland🫣😥

  • @aprilrivas5071
    @aprilrivas5071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    How did he literally miss the fact that the “bull” was a dog with horns tied to it? Wtf is going on in this world 😂😭

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      April Rivas he also showed stuff that is fine, like the toes or the accent chair and ottoman...

    • @juliuskass4468
      @juliuskass4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooo exactly I was dying for a minute

    • @aprilrivas5071
      @aprilrivas5071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Herta Schneider I’m sorry but those toes were horrifying lol.

    • @HiBye-zt8ey
      @HiBye-zt8ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn't even notice until you mentioned it. But that dog looks hilarious🤣🤣🤣

    • @PsychicGirl17
      @PsychicGirl17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn't even notice it was a dog with horns, I thought it was a ceramic/figurine of a bull and he was asking $1000 dollars for it. Lol

  • @BarbadosBeerFestival
    @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    0:45 an accent chair is a real thing. Just means it’s a touch of color for the room.

    • @chickenrotini
      @chickenrotini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Glyne Lewis came to the comments for this. I thought I was missing something lol. Accent chairs ARE a thing, Alonzo.

    • @2Blessed
      @2Blessed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I kept replaying that part thinking I was missing something!

    • @lordvlygar2963
      @lordvlygar2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Came here for this, as well.
      I like my chairs to speak east end London when I drink tea. 😂

    • @GMW.artist
      @GMW.artist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes. And Dublin was spelt correctly and Alonzo pronounced it like a moron...

    • @lordvlygar2963
      @lordvlygar2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GMW.artist Dooblin

  • @juliannagoodwin2875
    @juliannagoodwin2875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Did you see how quick cash looked back?
    “I need a what?” 😂😂

  • @saajing9715
    @saajing9715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I'm surprised Alonzo has never made a dictionary using all the misspelled words he's read and deciphered over the years. I think custom merch like that would be pretty awesome.
    Edit: *cough* *cough* I'm an artist and can help with this and it'd be so cool to do *cough* *cough*

    • @JordiBriscoe
      @JordiBriscoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do it and send it to him for the next unboxing :)

    • @saajing9715
      @saajing9715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JordiBriscoe I've actually been trying to get in contact with him since last month because I'd like to work WITH him on it to get his input, as well as other stuff like a calendar for 2021 (though I don't think it will happen sadly since I haven't heard back from him yet)

    • @JordiBriscoe
      @JordiBriscoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saajing9715 id say tag him on social media or do send him your project anyways and say that "its fan made but if you would like to do more with it then let's work together" okay? Please don't give up hope I'm sure he's just been super busy 🥰 Also put a remembrance for his mom, im sure he'll appreciate that very much!

    • @saajing9715
      @saajing9715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JordiBriscoe thanks for the words of encouragement haha. I'll try and figure something out to get him to notice (maybe I have to make a Twitter account since he's apparently really active over there)

    • @ThatBowl0fRice
      @ThatBowl0fRice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saajing9715 how did it go?

  • @ziaire8005
    @ziaire8005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I wasn’t ready for the reverend one..😭 “here to spread His word and your legs.” I can’t and the capitalization mistakes.

  • @cornelriajohnson3521
    @cornelriajohnson3521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The reverend tryna spread them legs killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @evieluvon5965
      @evieluvon5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too xD

    • @jennasotelo166
      @jennasotelo166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @cornelriajohnson3521
      @cornelriajohnson3521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 you doing too much hon 🤣😘 it’s clearly slang

  • @anab_0428
    @anab_0428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Are those fingers or feet?!?” I’m DEADDDD😭😭😭

    • @LAdouglas
      @LAdouglas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂thought I was the only one confused by that

    • @F_M20
      @F_M20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that is feet with extra long....😵

    • @PrincessofKeys
      @PrincessofKeys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like I swear they did that on purpose like why would you take a picture of your feet too?

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “A Nintendo Switch for some toilet paper might actually be an even trade rn”
    I simultaneously laughed and cried.

  • @p.rivera9881
    @p.rivera9881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That one person said: “I only smoke mozzarella.” 😂

    • @blueedreamsx
      @blueedreamsx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I caught it too 😂😂😂

  • @sophiaferguson6412
    @sophiaferguson6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alonzo, I just wanna say thank you for putting out love and quality content into the world despite life throwing some real shit your way lately, we are all thankful for you. Big big supporter of you and your vids 🥰🥰

  • @niyaaedits616
    @niyaaedits616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    Alonzo laughs so hard it hurts his bacc
    ( small TH-camr btw)

    • @brookedavis9850
      @brookedavis9850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i’m sorry but i have to... GeT a DiCtIoNaRy 😂 (i know you spelt wrong on purpose)

    • @niyaaedits616
      @niyaaedits616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brooke Davis lmao 😂

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prinxess. Edits laugh’s means relating to the laugh, so you mean alonzo’s laugh or Alonzo laughs

    • @niyaaedits616
      @niyaaedits616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Herta Schneider Alonzo laughs

    • @niyaaedits616
      @niyaaedits616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 it’s a joke

  • @lindslovessnakes
    @lindslovessnakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Alonzo I have been going through an extremely difficult time. My mental health is absolutely shot. I have been rebinging all of your Dumbest Fail videos and they have helped distract me a little bit here and there. Glad there's some new material. :) (I still love the one where you read like 50 'pregnant' spelling fails in a row. Never fails to make me laugh.)

    • @michelleparrishhayes310
      @michelleparrishhayes310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lindsey C, just remember, you aren't alone and you will get through your difficult time. If you need help, reach out; to family, friends, professionals or even me. Take care of yourself, you deserve to.

    • @cheetos_and_kilos
      @cheetos_and_kilos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lindsey C, sending you positive vibes 💕. Keep your head up, we're all cheering for you.

  • @Omnomnomfish
    @Omnomnomfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:28 those toes man. Those toes will haunt my nightmares till my dying day.

    • @etonbachs4226
      @etonbachs4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glad you didn't spell it dieing like so many people do.

    • @Omnomnomfish
      @Omnomnomfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@etonbachs4226 spelling is my one gift to offer the world. I aced every spelling test and I'm not about to lose to the internet lol 😂😂😂

  • @MRJDWoodard
    @MRJDWoodard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Corn Roads in my head.” 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was laughing so hard & yelling out at 14:47 "GET A DICTIONARY" My dog looked at me really funny 🤣

  • @jaminsprinkle7287
    @jaminsprinkle7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    These people need a dictionary, a thesaurus, a grammar book and an english tutor.

    • @belovedbenton
      @belovedbenton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That still won't help them

    • @aaliyahguiles8323
      @aaliyahguiles8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And ixl

    • @heavenshaffer
      @heavenshaffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts. Our whole nation needs this.

    • @badmaw7073
      @badmaw7073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They need to go the fuck back to grade 3 english

    • @lExN34
      @lExN34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AMEN

  • @BrandonGavin_EDC
    @BrandonGavin_EDC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    These people never left Alonzo and they are multiplying...

  • @SeraphOfTheStone
    @SeraphOfTheStone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    This. This is why people have a hard time learning the English language.

    • @Lindseyisloony
      @Lindseyisloony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol no. This is an example of Alonzo and a lot of other people not knowing what voice texting is!

    • @brookeelle6879
      @brookeelle6879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ALEXIS DICKERSON I think they mean because people who speak English don’t know how to speak English 😂

    • @dilaisy_loone2846
      @dilaisy_loone2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lady ESPer no, English is pretty easy (really, me and my family stared to talk it a year after we got here) Spanish and Italian in the other hand, are pretty hard.

    • @leensayguilloteau18
      @leensayguilloteau18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ALEXIS DICKERSON it can be for people who really focus on it and want to learn bc started learning English within 6 months or less

  • @s.nifrum4580
    @s.nifrum4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Stupidity isn’t a virus but it sure is spreading like one”
    -Sandy from spongebob squarepants

  • @cheyjones570
    @cheyjones570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    No one:
    Alonzo: “City of Dooblen”

  • @tonihouston1059
    @tonihouston1059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Did anyone realize that he said the dogs birthday is June 15the and he'll be 9 months on June 15th? Not possible 👀😑🤓😒

    • @rebeccatoland8040
      @rebeccatoland8040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally add to pause it and question if I, myself, was missing something.

    • @stacey2470
      @stacey2470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they're just making up dog breeds, maybe they're hoping the person who believes that is horrible at basic math

    • @ryane8478
      @ryane8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I noticed that too. Was wondering if anyone else was

    • @chrisgroves4097
      @chrisgroves4097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe it makes sense in dog years

    • @oltl4ever2012
      @oltl4ever2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stacey2470 They're not making up dog breeds but maybe they're just extremely stupid at math.

  • @cathieharris6122
    @cathieharris6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Word of the day: Legs. Spread the word.

  • @mf2597
    @mf2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Box up the queef had me laughing so hard that I cried!🤣🤣🤣

  • @cindydulude8310
    @cindydulude8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found this gem of a man this past week on youtube. I have never laughed so hard. Sometimes I have to pause just because I'm laughing so hard. I've missed out of years of posts, boy am I excited. I know there's more on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat(did I get that right) but I'm old. My brain is already at it's limit on how much more technology it wants to squeeze in. I mean I'm still struggling to set up my "smart" phone, and windows 10.
    I want to be a member because anybody that can make me laugh like this just deserves it. I will be joining, I'm still trying to figure out what I need to know. Otherwise I'll be yelling out my computer asking "what do I do next?". Can't ask my husband because I know more about this stuff then he does.
    So cheers to you, Alonzo Lerone. I just met you and have already passed your site to three of my grandchildren. Love you

  • @Icefyre01
    @Icefyre01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    9:45 -
    Alonzo - pronouncing the word Dublin as “Doob-lin”
    Me - ...it’s pronounced DUB-Lin, like DUBstep 🤦🏼‍♀️
    Sorry Alonzo, but that’s one I live near! (Dublin, Ireland is only a 2hr train ride from me)

    • @mushr0omz347
      @mushr0omz347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When I press on it he says “blin”😂

    • @alphawolfrex962
      @alphawolfrex962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought everyone knew how to pronounce it tbh 🤣

  • @stephutech
    @stephutech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I have decided that I’m going to spell “bologna” like below knee now. thanks Paris

  • @jordiyt9026
    @jordiyt9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It’s the “ it’s upsetting me and my homegirl” for me😂💀😭

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    *Dooblin? It’s the most famous city in Ireland and this is an US American one named after where the founders are from*

  • @FrizzyMirage
    @FrizzyMirage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think :46 is actually okay. An accent piece is a design element that catches the eye.
    Anywho, you are awesome and bring joy during these hard times. I appreciate you so much.

  • @reganvandell9190
    @reganvandell9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Is nobody gonna tell him that the “expensive bull” was a dog with antlers😂

  • @StephenAndaya
    @StephenAndaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Can we appreciate the fact that he's wearing a Filipino shirt that says "Mr. Pogi"? 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

    • @Samir-ru4rl
      @Samir-ru4rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen Andaya Bakla

    • @lillrice27
      @lillrice27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Inspire 💀💀

  • @janicecarroll3665
    @janicecarroll3665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I guess I will have to park in the "impatient" area (lol), since I often get pissed having to wait to be seen by the doctor well past my scheduled appointment time.

  • @shea-lynnholzer4374
    @shea-lynnholzer4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Anyone else think he should make The different ways to say "quarantine" like the pregnant shirt

  • @EndorphinsNYC
    @EndorphinsNYC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I made the mistake of sipping on a drink while watching this video. oh boy.😂The way you deliver your material is so funny that it's a choking hazard. Your way with words and contagious laughter are a gift.

  • @CarlosDelgado-rf6qm
    @CarlosDelgado-rf6qm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When he said "they upsetted me" had me laughing so hard.

  • @itseagle7575
    @itseagle7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Taco bell is not a real Mexican restaurant so we in America call it Tex-Mex short for Texan Mexican food instead of Mexican food!

    • @hll0930
      @hll0930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      countrygirl countrymusiclover1127 Tex Mex is actually very common. Fajitas is Tex Mex, enchiladas with rice and beans is tex mex, hard shell tacos is Tex mex.

    • @everyghoulever3788
      @everyghoulever3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, vacca stulta, I am Texan, and real Tex Mex is actually good food. Taco Bell is not tex mex. I can’t wait to spit on the tomb of the unknown gamer

  • @spn4eva996
    @spn4eva996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one bothered by bad spelling. 😀

    • @Mikah-tt2bl
      @Mikah-tt2bl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is one of the most annoying things. Only topped by bad grammar though.

    • @katieburns1870
      @katieburns1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t mind it if it’s wee things but if it’s a full sentence and literally every word is diffrent then I’m annoyed lol

  • @D1sNeYfAn4EvEr
    @D1sNeYfAn4EvEr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Hi everyone! Any ideas how to pass the time during this cornteen?"
    Alonzo: "I got an idea"
    Me: The intros to all of Alonzo's video.. GET A DICTIONARY!

  • @tori6
    @tori6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *"When I read comments like that, the more dumb I get"*
    *You're right Alonzo* 😂

  • @theoneandonlysymone3353
    @theoneandonlysymone3353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The SECOND PHOTO HAD ME DEAD LITTER-ALLY I SWALLOWED MY ICE WHOLE💀😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dexterberedo8587
    @dexterberedo8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Mr. Pogi In Filipino
    Mr. Handsome in American
    Nice shirt and content shout out from the Philippines thanks..please continue inspiring and giving knowledge 👌🏻

    • @EJFuna
      @EJFuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went looking for this comment hahaha Because when I saw his shirt I was like "YYYEEESSS ALONZO, YOU ARE MR. POGI!!!"

    • @omi-kuroshiri9745
      @omi-kuroshiri9745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was also looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @islaval
      @islaval 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bought him that shirt 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @zactrife
      @zactrife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Half pinoy 'to. Nanay niya pinoy.

    • @dexterberedo8587
      @dexterberedo8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah kaya pala 😁👌🏻

  • @mylinhk1277
    @mylinhk1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    the way u say dublin physically hurts me. it’s dub- lynn not doob-lynn

    • @Paperscrapper
      @Paperscrapper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I missed 1/2 the video because of that. Lol All I could think was he needed to roast himself for that.

  • @elliottbrown7272
    @elliottbrown7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ummmmm Dublin isn’t pronounced “doo-blin”😂😂😂😂 love the vid tho 😂

    • @cheyjones570
      @cheyjones570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      iKween_xgamer123 9:43

  • @210abcxyz
    @210abcxyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fury in his eyes!!! I cried real tears y'all. Real. Tears. 😭😭😭

  • @livywithane
    @livywithane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:42 "Cash does need a friend..." *Cash looks*
    "Cash, do u want a gator mouth, brendal pit?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NightheartProductions
    @NightheartProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That one dislike is probably one of the dumb people in the video 😂

  • @Sirlie08
    @Sirlie08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    June 15th he‘ll be 9month old. His birthday is June 15th 2019... now wait a sec...

    • @Jenni22921
      @Jenni22921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I look for someone to make this comment!!!! So glad I'm not the only one!!! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @EdarlysGustina
      @EdarlysGustina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too... I said: 'Wait a minute, something isn't right.'

    • @Sirlie08
      @Sirlie08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Autumn Dunsmore A year has 12 month... not 9 😂

  • @zeffiedavis3537
    @zeffiedavis3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Missed ya Alonzo! Keep up the amazing content to make me laugh my ass off! Love ya and miss ya! You got this! Keep strong! We are here! 😃♥️

  • @brittanyjokela3069
    @brittanyjokela3069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Even my throat didn't wanna box up that queef" XD That took me out!

  • @tuanminhnguyen4625
    @tuanminhnguyen4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I really enjoyed the clip. English is my second language so I was die laughing and scared for myself as the same time 😂😂😂.

  • @MissPecanTan89
    @MissPecanTan89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your videos always put me in such a great mood! You’re awesome! Thank you for the laughs. 😃

  • @maplelu9514
    @maplelu9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    His face when he said “this is such a shame”
    I’m dead, you know he’s starting to get scared cause he understands the gibberish XD
    He’s been doing this for too long

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I saw the notification and I clicked as fast as Flash lol

    • @ksay6950
      @ksay6950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha the notification just came in for me and i clicked right away 😅

    • @codenamemaddog1762
      @codenamemaddog1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ambermoose7687
      @ambermoose7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

  • @rose_blackwood
    @rose_blackwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor Alonzo. @4:00 the spelling, grammar and punctuation was so bad that it had him all confused. But her story, yo, it had me in tears! 😂

  • @mistert.r.u5271
    @mistert.r.u5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey sir, just wanted to say your videos get me through the day and I need you to keep doing an awesome job and I want to say thank you for the laughs.

  • @rachelsavaya5545
    @rachelsavaya5545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just want a mask with your "I See Dumb People" logo on it so I can wear it to work :'D
    Help an essential worker out?!?

    • @ProfessorMM
      @ProfessorMM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rachel Savaya I can make you one lol

    • @rachelsavaya5545
      @rachelsavaya5545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ProfessorMM I'd love it, but I'd rather have it as official merch. ;o; plus, I don't want you to get in trouble for selling a copyrighted design-- tysm for the offer tho!

  • @sharon.a
    @sharon.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    At this point, Alonzo should start selling dictionaries cause I just know he’s getting tired of telling people to get one 💀💀

    • @Nytwhatevr
      @Nytwhatevr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he needs one himself.

  • @whyamiheretosuffer7238
    @whyamiheretosuffer7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What she meant to say was:Does walmart close before eight I need bread for bologna sandwiches

    • @Purpl3Pe4ch
      @Purpl3Pe4ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought she was trying to say banh mi sandwiches 😂

    • @whyamiheretosuffer7238
      @whyamiheretosuffer7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Purpl3Pe4ch Hahaha I think she doesn't realize that Bolonga is spelled kinda wierd 😂

    • @Purpl3Pe4ch
      @Purpl3Pe4ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whyamiheretosuffer7238 oh I forgot about the one that said "below knee." I was thinking about the one that said "bone knee." still funny though

    • @whyamiheretosuffer7238
      @whyamiheretosuffer7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Purpl3Pe4ch Yep it really is 😂

  • @MissMusicFinatic
    @MissMusicFinatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this! I just had surgery and I have nothing better to do than watch TH-cam. I laughed so hard I cried. And I had to pause so many times because of my laughing! Thank you for cheering me up while I recover.

  • @gracer1486
    @gracer1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live for these!! 😂 the way Alonso reads these makes such a difference and I love this so much

    • @NoNames-vw3bq
      @NoNames-vw3bq ปีที่แล้ว

      When he corrected himself with the 'ugghhh' 😂

  • @taylorg.2492
    @taylorg.2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Sup fellow people wanna laugh. Or you know just like alonzo lerone.

    • @keyaratanae
      @keyaratanae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both😃

    • @taylorg.2492
      @taylorg.2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keyaratanae same dude! Same!

  • @dimman90210
    @dimman90210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I missed you ”alzono”, saw a cardi B meme (my momma Said) on ig and thought about you and bam, you uploaded this. Keep the good work man.

  • @jasonsummit1885
    @jasonsummit1885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've made that same mistake when someone was referring to something in SimCity BuildIt!😂

  • @meganshade1106
    @meganshade1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way he said Dublin had me laughing so hard 😂

  • @lowkeycee23
    @lowkeycee23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my stars!! I LIVE for your videos!! I’m going thru a lot at the moment, but your humor makes my day so much brighter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mollysayswhat572
    @mollysayswhat572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So what is gonna be really funny is when all of the people who can't spell quarantine start announcing that they got pregnant during the quarantine and are having a quarantine baby. A birth announcement of misspellings 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GuardianMomoku
    @GuardianMomoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alonzo: "If someone submits another one of your statuses again, and it's like this, Imma put you on blast."
    Everyone watching her timeline now:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @carmen8970
    @carmen8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "i only smoke mozzarella" lmao

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😆 lol. and below that Statement it's written...
      tripping my balls on some ranch right now 😂😂

    • @kennashan
      @kennashan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew I couldn't be the only one who saw that. I *almost* spit out my drink

  • @Lalawonderlandlove
    @Lalawonderlandlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we just talk about the Reverend I’m WHEEZING! 🤣😭

  • @catspjs6229
    @catspjs6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven’t seen your videos in months for some reason oh man, I missed your laughter. Thanks for being a light in a dark world. 💕💕

  • @trip7454
    @trip7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:07 (The fact that I can translate this is concerning) So...: “My girl shows so much affection to me. Come home and see this. Sausage, beans, broccoli, and carrot. She also got me spring water. Bon appétit.”

  • @wargrunt2002
    @wargrunt2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I want to know what's up with that persons toes on the clip about trading toilet paper for a Nintendo Switch. ALIEN!!!

  • @patricksparks8118
    @patricksparks8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mr. Lerone,
    I am a new subscriber and i just wanted to thank you for the videos you put out. After a long day of dealing with stupid people and all the stupidity in the world right now it is a great thing to see your videos and laugh my A@# off. Thank you again and please keep it up. Oh yes, my wife and daughters turned me onto your channel. They love you also.

  • @jakeriea
    @jakeriea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It was the “uhh ..wait UGGGGHHHH” in the beginning for me 😂😂😂

  • @jenitadriver2024
    @jenitadriver2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Even my throat didn't wanna box up that queef" 😆😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @yanesedouglas2341
    @yanesedouglas2341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Video suggestions: reading the amazon reviews for the Haribo SUGAR FREE gummies

  • @Taylor-xx6wc
    @Taylor-xx6wc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When he doesn’t understand what “No Standing” means but 13y/o me does💀😂

    • @AnnaBell033
      @AnnaBell033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does it mean?

    • @markfourtwentyheart6415
      @markfourtwentyheart6415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AnnaBell033 Instead of parking and leaving the vehicle- you’re still in the car with the engine running, so your car is standing still not moving. People usually do it to avoid a ticket in ‘No Parking’ zones or metered/pay spots.

  • @RadonehereGamer
    @RadonehereGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The dog 😂😂 he’s 8 months old, on the 15th he’ll be 9 months old, his birthday is the 15th... The dog is 9 not 9 months 😂

  • @lorijohnson1478
    @lorijohnson1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've missed you! So good to hear your laugh again.

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:07 - the fact that took a second to sink in ... that is GOLD!

  • @ladyalmathea7610
    @ladyalmathea7610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I was 5 years old, I was watching TV with my little brother, who was 2 years old at the time, in my bedroom, and I saw that there was a coca cola bottle on top of the TV, which my dad had left behind. I wanted to get it, so I climbed into the cabinet that the TV was on. I had almost grabbed it when I felt the cabinet tipping over, and before I knew it, I fell with the cabinet and the TV landing on top of me, breaking both of my legs. I still don't know how to this day I managed to both walk again or live to tell the tale 😂😂😂

  • @1884-GASPRO
    @1884-GASPRO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:39 person spelled the most difficult words correct then misspelled the easiest 🙆🏃😂

  • @leialoha3229
    @leialoha3229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The mask part got me..
    My best friend has asthma and she still wears a masks.. these people are crazy xD

  • @lindastram29
    @lindastram29 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Even my throat didn't want to box up that queef" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelastacey8837
    @angelastacey8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whenever I need a good laugh you always deliver. Love ur videos.