i hate that this comment is pure gibberish and it somehow garnered 524 likes, most likely all from 10 year olds who shouldn't be on TH-cam unsupervised.
I was at a Mexican restaurant and ESPN 8 was on the tv and I was watching marbles racing!!! It was the best thing ever! Literally everyone in the restaurant was watching it. They all had their eyes glued to the TV.
@@00sra those marble races are crazy awesome. There is a channel on here on TH-cam that does it all. Jelle's marble run is the channel. Hours of pure joy.
Alton Rodgers those same players y’all were saying were the reason you lost cause they were out or injured were in this year and everyone was saying Steph and klay had no help😂. They had 3 games to get one win it was crystal clear, they chocked it’s that simple.
@@JC-li8kk they banned it from my school the year i graduated because some kid lost a few teeth off a face shot but god do i miss a good game of dodgeball
I bet Team USA’s coach ripped them a new one during halftime. They clearly had to be reminded of the 5 D’s of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and....dodge!!!
INFINITE AMMO Yet...........They don’t. Which is why curling is an Olympic sport and dodgeball is a fun PE activity. What the hell is not fucking freeze tag? Simon Says? Get realistic.
You have to alternate between the head and the feet/ankles. And if you gang up on another kid, one aims for the feet/ankles and the other for the face.
@@Sooopa_Doopa no that is wrong. You should aim for anything but the head and away from the groin as well. I'm not sure how many people don't know these rules but those who break them must be reprimanded and disciplined to the highest degree
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708 ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNEWS, ESPNU, ESPN Deportes, ESPN Classic, SEC Network, ACC Network, Longhorn Network, and Goal Line/Bases Loaded (the last of which only broadcasts seasonally). I'm not counting the ESPN3 streaming service in that it is technically not a linear channel, but a platform like ESPN Plus that has multiple events streaming at one time.
"This is Blade, Lazer, Blazer. I believe you've my fitness conciglierie MI'SHEL. oh AND I ALMOST FORGOT- our last player. Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky" ಠ╭╮ಠ
Jaden T yea that’s why suicide rates in children are going up. Kids are way to soft. And there’s less bullying now then ever but an increase in suicide rate. It’s clearly the result of lack luster parenting.
I watched more seconds of professional dodgeball today than I seen of the WNBA in my life
Why u gotta be like this?
Tru tho
Lol
Same.
HahahhahHa
I love that the national dodgeball team still plays in a school gym
Still had more attendance than any WNBA game all season.
All they can afford bruh
thats smart... better than having a whole NBA arena empty
@@Vols_By_Fiddywhat…
😮
"You can see the tension in the fans faces"
All 27 of them 😂
All of whom are immediate family members or significant others of the players
Lol
there are more players than Fans.
Still 26 more than the WNBA
He probably didn't even look at the fans. He was practicing that earlier and thought it sounded good.
“Guys we’re losing”
“So?”
“To Canada”
“Hold my beer”
Nobody loses to Canada. Lol
Canada, said Sirry at half time and the US took the win.
Girls: i hate dodge ball it gets me all sweaty
Boys:
Handy Manny make girls Sweaty? 👀
i hate that this comment is pure gibberish and it somehow garnered 524 likes, most likely all from 10 year olds who shouldn't be on TH-cam unsupervised.
@@dirtdiv3r Tell me how this sounds anything like gibberish?
@@frenchchicken2799 Look up the definition of gibberish, you daft adolescent
John Smitty lol
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
Serafin Archivaldo 😂😂😂facts
@@nikes4444 and dodge. There are 2 dodges.
Damn you. Beat me to it
If you can Dodge an RPG you're Jesus!
but you can't dodge the bill
Who else just found out ESPN 8 was a thing?
The Ocho !!!
I was at a Mexican restaurant and ESPN 8 was on the tv and I was watching marbles racing!!! It was the best thing ever! Literally everyone in the restaurant was watching it. They all had their eyes glued to the TV.
@@00sra those marble races are crazy awesome. There is a channel on here on TH-cam that does it all. Jelle's marble run is the channel. Hours of pure joy.
I thought it was fake for the movie hahah
I was watching the movie dodgeball and it was broadcasted on ESPN 8 the ocho
*Finally a sport that I can see myself being a pro at.*
@John doue Quebec then what is it.
@John doue Quebec a sport.
John doue Quebec And chess is a sport? Gaming is a sport?
John doue Quebec Sorry to burst your bubbles, but they’re actually considered as sports in today’s society.
John doue Quebec it is a sport
THE FIVE D’S OF DODGEBALL
1. Dodge
2. Duck
3. Dip
4. Dive
5. Dodge
Said "Patches Ohoulihan 😂😂😂
Why dodge twice ?🤣
GMan Baz Dodgeball reference in the movie he says dodge twice
Add dumb
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let''s see if it pays off for them
This was like the Cavs coming back from 3-1 in the finals
But no one got suspended or hurt so it's more clear.
@@Heie_ also people here are being hit with balls not getting hit in the balls (Draymond/Lebron)
Steve Jobs except it wasn’t
Never forget, Canada blew a 12-2 lead in Dodgeball Continental Cup Finals xDD
Alton Rodgers those same players y’all were saying were the reason you lost cause they were out or injured were in this year and everyone was saying Steph and klay had no help😂. They had 3 games to get one win it was crystal clear, they chocked it’s that simple.
They had us in the First half not gon lie
almost got us out of there but I still was rooting USA! USA!
Hello fellow Jordan Davis
They thought😂😂😂
Duh nigga! Smh
Jordan Davis the meme 😆
whoever labeled it ESPN 8: the ocho deserves a promotion
I wish I could give this comment 2 thumbs up!
Why not Dwayne Rose thoe 😳
Derrick Wade lmao your profile pic🤣
Derrick Wade this is only a thing because of the movie dodgeball
Nobody:
TH-cam Recommendations: UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK ON THE OCHO
"It's just not believable Cotton"
That moment when you realize that we have a professional dodgeball team
It's not a professional team. It's just a team.
Dodgeball is one of the least weird national teams we probably have. Remember we have a cup stacking team
There's two nations here so I'm questioning which "we" was intended
Am I the only person who didnt know professional dodge ball existed
i just found out about 15 minutes ago
not the only one bud.
But, the movie tho'? 🤔
I finally know what I want to do with my life😬
@@jones9309 😂😂 same my guy, same 🤷🏽♂️🤣🤣
So you mean to tell me that there are people who play dodgeball for a living!?!?!? I was not prepared properly for today's world
I’m surprised anyone knows how to play dodgeball since it’s been banned from school for years now.
@@JC-li8kk they banned it from my school the year i graduated because some kid lost a few teeth off a face shot but god do i miss a good game of dodgeball
@@Xuhcutions I feel you. Ever since middle school I've wanted to play dodgeball again, but they banned it in my high school -.- and I graduated.
Doubt they do that for a living, not enough money in the sport as you can tell by the audience
@@JC-li8kk not everywhere my cousin's school plays it every week
Did we JUST WITNESS THE BEST COMEBACK IN US DODGEBALL HISTORY ?????
USA USA 🇺🇸
Nicholas Alexander Montañez As a Canadian, well played America, well played.
Liberals on suicide watch
Thought it was Avg. Joes beating Globo Gym the greatest comeback ever
AMERICA FUCK YEA
@@sharinngan5084 as a American i had no clue this was a thing but well played canada well played
All the 8th grade boys when the pe teachers says that they are playing dodgeball
Bailey Milligan when dodgeball is banned in the us because it’s too violent
NC DOZER is it actually banned now? That’s crazy
Greyson Schneider nah it’s not banned, i played it last week
Same
@John Smitty You dumbass. It's not banned anywhere.
Nobody:
Stephen A Smith: Team USA dodgeball needs to fire their coach and sign melo!
Davonte S
nobody
chalormane: the u.s is rasict because they have white players
Ya gem Knksksk huh
nobody:
Davonte S: my comments are original and funny!
Commenting here before this gets randomly recommended to people in a few years
.
😎
I know this comment is gonna explode in the next 3 years, I just know.
Yeet!
Yep
More meaningful than KD’s rings
King SIMBA 😂😂😂damn
True
Haha damn Savage
But true
More meaningful then the wnba
Kimba*
Wait legit ESPN 8 lol what the heck lol
anthony bryant Only once a year on August 8th (August 7th this year). It’s fantastic 😂
No watch the movie dodgeball lol
The ocho
@@markeeceyoung5291 I've watched dodgeball just surprised ESPN did this lol.
what the heck 😂
3:42 He gave him a thumbs up. Canadians really are the nicest 😂
I bet Team USA’s coach ripped them a new one during halftime. They clearly had to be reminded of the 5 D’s of dodgeball.
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and....dodge!!!
lolol
Ha
This would be a nice addition to the olympics
@Captain America but curling is? This could blow up way bigger than curling. Alot more people across the earth would much rather play/watch dodgeball
INFINITE AMMO Yet...........They don’t. Which is why curling is an Olympic sport and dodgeball is a fun PE activity.
What the hell is not fucking freeze tag? Simon Says? Get realistic.
*Dodgeball for the Olympics*
I would legit watch.
I'm on board shit why not?
If they have curling in the Olympics, then they should/could have dodgeball!
They don't even have Baseball in the Olympics yet so Dodgeball needs to step back
@@joedoe6830 LOL, they need to take out curling and batmitten and put in baseball n dodgeball
Idk why this was on my recommended but I don’t regret watching this
edgar candelario wordd Lmaoo, this is interesting
ESPN is the G.O.A.T for making ESPN 8 the ocho a real channel 💀💀
I barely even payed attention to the actual video, I’ve just been reading all the comments
Average Joe’s still has the greatest comeback in dodgeball history.
I love seeing Benchwarmers come together from all different sports in creating their own this is a lovely piece of the world
patches o'houlihan would be proud 😁🤾♂️🏆🥇
I can’t believe that this is actually a thing
Watch professional tag
If your talking about world chase tag it is way more intense and interesting than this lol
I should probably get back to work
thatdenverguy I hope you got back to work after posting this
I miss playing dodgeball in the gym. I'm aiming for the head every throw. Lol
You are such a bad person. You know people get hurt like that? Wow what Great person you are
And this is why dodgeball is banned from school...
You have to alternate between the head and the feet/ankles. And if you gang up on another kid, one aims for the feet/ankles and the other for the face.
@@Sooopa_Doopa no that is wrong. You should aim for anything but the head and away from the groin as well. I'm not sure how many people don't know these rules but those who break them must be reprimanded and disciplined to the highest degree
@@fungi4591 you pussy do you really think that a dodgeball hurts?
I’d much rather watch this than anything on ESPN 2. WNBA? College Baseball? No thanks bro 😂
There's even professional tag competitions. I'm living my life completely wrong.
Alrighty Then! 😂😂😂😭fr?
@@mauricejohnson1068 all facts. No lies
Maurice Johnson Yup. Chase tag dude. And it’s LEGIT. Do yourself a favor and watch some highlights. Those dudes are no joke
Rather watch this than our giants lol
What a comeback Cotton! ESPN Ocho!
I feel shocked! 😎
F'n a Cotton... F'N A!
That's rad 😎
Patches O'Houlihan would be proud! Way to go USA!
"Joanie loves Chachi!" 🤣
And the USA team goes down 12-2
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off!
3:44 "Things just got pretty real pretty quick." 😂
Out of all the dodgeball comebacks I have seen in my life this has to be the best one!
Girl: i wonder if he's thinking about me rn 💓💖
Me and the boys:
"the one sport I don't have to train for " god heard my prayers
Well damn, i think I like competitive dodgeball now. Thanks TH-cam algorithm!
Canada blew a 12-2 lead
They were soooo cocky the first half 🤣
Team Canada forgot about the Five D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and...dodge.
What up abt D?! As in protect deez nutz
Yoooooooo i just peeped the espn the ocho reference 😂😂😂that made my day
ESPN if it's almost a sport we've got it here! The Ocho!
I’m shocked no one wasn’t charged for assault😂😂
bro facts they trying to kill each other
Ok
aggravated assault
Lmao
NINE LIVES DA MOVEMENT you just have to be that person
Are we not going to talk about how this was aired on ESPN 8
In 1 video I learned so many things
1. Dogeball is a sport
2. ESPN 8 is a thing
3. I havent watched a wnba game in my life
I had no idea that ESPN 8: The Ocho was a real thing. I'm flabbergasted.
2:01
That one guy was that threw the ball at him after he was out was like
“This is for getting me out last round”
That was so much fun, brought back memories. Who doesn't love dodgeball!
Someone must hate it b/c it’s been banned from school for over a decade now.
@@JC-li8kk people have gotten soft nowadays. Some parents probably complained and they've been completely removed from the school system
Samuel Rios I loved nailing people as hard as I could throw it 🤣🤣
It must be hard for Canada to be so close to greatness all the time
They did win nba finals
“Its a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off for them.”
Patches O'Houlihan would be amazed
I've never been more patriotic! USA!!!
Holy shit!!! The only time I've been more hype, than while watching this dodgeball match....is the corn hole tournaments on ESPN2.
I would love to see Brett Favre show up on the USA side. Wait, what JaMarcus Russell up to?
Sooooo...Is this going to be in the Olympics next year??
Mean Bean Productions YES
If thats the case where are the try outs i was like the t-800 on the court when it came to dodgeball
Great sportsmanship at 3:43 appreciating USA's catch
Girls playing dodgeball: ew no im gonna get hit in the face
*Boys playing dodgeball :*
this meme has just become sexist at this point
@@a_ghoul I mean it was always sexist, but funny.
a_ghoul sexist but true
I've played in dodgeball leagues before... don't underestimate the girls especially those that have softball experience
Yooooo this is really a sport😂😂😂
I think you mean it's really a pro sport. Cause we all played this in elementary 😂
Why not?
These are the guys in high school you hated and respected so much
Has anyone ever played scooter soccer in middle school? I think that should be a broadcasted physical activity/sport on ESPN
I forgot all about playing that, until just now! Man grade school PE was awesome back in the day!
Been waiting for this video ever since seeing the article in the Obscure Sports Quarterly.
Glad it didn’t go into OT. The middle school had a basketball game that night
Not gone lie this is more entertaining than the WNBA🤣🤣
Habadashtrious yet any female in the WNBA makes more money than u🤷🏽♂️
I’ve never seen someone get that excited over dodge ball😭😭😂 0:17
The Canadian Falcons 😂
The Canadian Warriors 😂
Fitting ending on the 100th anniversary of the Helsinki episode
USA Forever!!!!
Best Moment in Sports History
How many ESPN's are there?😂
Quinton Hood This was actually a Block on ESPN 2 for one day. But coincidentally there are actually 8 espn channels
I'm guessing at least 8
THE OCHO
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708 ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNEWS, ESPNU, ESPN Deportes, ESPN Classic, SEC Network, ACC Network, Longhorn Network, and Goal Line/Bases Loaded (the last of which only broadcasts seasonally). I'm not counting the ESPN3 streaming service in that it is technically not a linear channel, but a platform like ESPN Plus that has multiple events streaming at one time.
Public schools: We need you to teach competitive team sports.
Also public schools: Don’t you dare play dodgeball.
I only found out this existed because of the film theory short🤣
Was it a coincidence that this was in ESPN 8???
"THEEEE OCHO!!"
😂😂😂
I'd watch this one video every day for the rest of my life before I watch the WNBA
Still more entertaining than the WNBA
This is like the Golden State Warriors Blowing A 3-1 Lead
-ay bro you wanna watch the game with me?
-yeah bro let’s do it
*puts on professional dodgeball*
we live happily ever after in bromance
Imagine if actual athletes did this, I think we might have something here.
They are actual athletes moron
"That’s a bold move Cotton"
"This is Blade, Lazer, Blazer. I believe you've my fitness conciglierie MI'SHEL. oh AND I ALMOST FORGOT- our last player. Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky"
ಠ╭╮ಠ
“Oh hey White. I didn’t know Nazi camp got out this early. Did you cut short arts and crafts time?”
“Yes we did!”
🎶🎶 "LADY IN RED" 🎶🎶
Anyone else making sure this wasn’t an onion video
Oh in sure it's real. I just watched 20 minutes of professional tag before this also lol
All that wrench dodging finally paid off.
No one:
Hisoka: “bungee has the properties of both rubber and gum”
LOL. Classic.
Is each team required by rule to have one heavy dude?
overhead18 Right? I feel the heavy on Team Canada gave Team USA a lot of points.
Thats the tank bro
ItsVxctor And what responsibilities does that position carry?
This is the best Canada has to offer ? Where do I sign up ?😂
Bullying killed this sport
No, soft ass parents and school boards have killed this sport.
Jaden T yea that’s why suicide rates in children are going up. Kids are way to soft. And there’s less bullying now then ever but an increase in suicide rate. It’s clearly the result of lack luster parenting.
That was an amazing comeback for the U.S.A. team but what's more amazing is that there is actually a U.S.A dodgeball team. I've seen it all.
2:36 " This niggas getting crazy" ❗❗😂😂
Dude I thought ESPN 8 was just a dodgeball joke.
Lol this is too good!
The Ocho lol
Why aren't there dodgeball analysts on ESPN? First Take should add one
121 Canadians have watched this video.
1:13 this dude wasn't out, the ball hit the floor before it hit him???? someone explain plz
I always thought ESPN 8: The Ocho was a joke on dodgeball the movie HAHA