Onision's the type of dude to have multiple restraining orders taken out on him by girls at the age of 16 because he'd follow them home after school or something.
He's the kind of dude who would get arrested for putting cameras in his underaged daughter's bathroom because he saw it in a really questionable hentai.
fun fact or not so fun fact, the Swedish translation of the f slur is used so often that Swedish netflix subtitles say it when translating the word gay. I live in Sweden btw
I straight up thought it was Onion for about a week. I saw this video in my recommended a few times and just sort of thought ‘I hate onions too’ and just moved on with life, I’m actually stupid.
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest TH-camr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye roq
Hey, thanks for the video shoutout! For reference, I'm a partner on Twitch and back in the day (i think 5+ years ago or more) you could actually apply to Twitch partnership by linking your TH-cam channel, thus receiving partnership on Twitch if your youtube channel was large enough. I think that's how Onision was partnered on Twitch, it wasn't recent. He didn't go thru the affiliate process and neither did I back in the day.
ayyy repzion. I was excited to hear him shout you out and I’m even more excited to see you responded! The TH-cam commentary cinematic universe is expanding :D
Ikr? Been watching by repzion for years. Actually was one of the first peeps I remember seeing after returning to TH-cam (from a long break) and showed me the true layers of the Onion.
Onision viewers in 2015: *Are, for the most part, insecure/vulnerable teenage girls looking for validation from their idol.* Onision in 2015: *Is a grown man who exploits and profits off of that insecurity and vulnerability.* Onision viewers in 2020: *Have grown up now and realize how predatory he is and call him out on it.* Onision in 2020: *Is mad that people are blaming him for his own predatory behaviour when it’s ~obviously~ the fault of the teenagers who he was taking advantage of.*
@@redsound9333 which one, the one he wanted to chain to the wall in his basement, the one he groomed into a carbon copy of him, or the one he adopted (U don't have to answer i just wanna point out that this mf should be in jail)
He still thinks that just because people who criticized him got cancelled, that means he is innocent... he also cries about how his kids will starve because he got defunded... just go out get a job!!!
The worst part is that even if he tries to get a job he already has a really damaging reputation so no company would want him. Can't stand that guy but someone needs to help his kids.
Onion man? Caring about his kids well-being? He's fooling nobody. He recorded his toddler after he let them fall out of the window so he wouldn't get blamed. That isn't something a sane human being does.
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When I was a kid I really enjoyed onision videos. As I've learned more about my trauma and the way that we accept treatment we feel that we deserve, I realised that I liked his videos because he was insulting people I identified with and I felt that I deserved that. I thought the more that someone points out what's wrong with me, the more I knew what I have to fix about myself. I ended up with severe anorexia that I'm still not better from, tolerated repeated sexual assault and relationship abuse and violence, and drug addiction. Obviously I don't blame onision for that because it's a lot deeper than that, but it goes to show that even when he was getting views and positive feedback for his cruel videos, it wasn't coming from a place of genuine, healthy entertainment
Schadenfreude in Chinese would be 幸灾乐祸, does not translate exactly but close enough, it just means being gleeful over terrible misery or accidents experienced by others
He's had it for a while. He started out only posting a computer animated version of himself and then started posting real pics and videos. The funniest video I've seen on it was by Social Repose, who isn't a good person himself but occasionally has decent songs and videos.
its not the same at all, schadenfreude means feeling gleeful/satisfaction when somebody gets what you think they deserve, but not actively being at fault for what happened to them. sadism is more feeling pleasure/satisfaction by actively hurting others/being cruel to them
@@matildaeriksson89 My native language is Swedish and I thought of this too when he said that. We do literally have translations of the exact same word in other languages lol.
Oh god his tiktok aren’t even “good”. Not something that would even remotely do well in the app. In the natural selection world of the internet, onision’s career is extinct
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"A bunch of 13-year-olds 5 years ago told me they liked when I rated my followers' appearances (regardless of their age) so now anyone who points out how weird that was for me to do is a hypocrite" is sure a cool way for a 34-year-old man to react to absolutely deserved criticism
“sorry im not james marriott today, ive clearly gotten out of the wrong side of the bed” *is that why you haven’t mentioned being trilingual in this video james*
Think about this for a minute: this man has a child/children...he and his partner have custody of this child/these children. The foster system is horrific but it may be the better of two evils.
My theory is that he is, of course, a robot. He's trying to mimic and learn what the 'correct responses' are, for instance, everyone asked him to make more of those 'rating peoples bodies' videos. That was logged as An Ok Thing To Do. But the ability to evolve his programming, hes just going back to his logged info and is completely confused as to why people are saying its Not An Ok Thing To Do now
@@Katalystic Many germanic languages have, but the german language has some words that no other language has. That's mostly because in germany the words can be combined to even longer words. Like: "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"
@@blackparademistress1 I'm not quite sure if there is an english equivalent I could translate it to but literally it means: " beef (or "cow meat" to be precise) labeling monitoring task transfer law" which is the "law on the delegation for the tasks for beef labeling" and it's not even the full word apparently.
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I still can't get over the fact that Onion claims to have been in the military when he actually couldn't make it through training. He refused to kill a rabbit for a survival test, so he was rejected because that shows that he'll likely put his ideology ahead of taking care of himself and his fellow soldiers in the field. The audacity... Edit: Corrected a typo. Also, Angry Cops made a video about this if anyone wants more info. Edit #2: Link to the video is below. Onion dropped out of SERE. I don't think he was ever truly a memeber of the military, thus, not a veteran. He did a lot of other dumb stuff too, like complaining about carrying a heavy pack when he needs to be ready to carry all his gear plus another person if another soldier is injured and unable to move on their own. th-cam.com/video/uhMoAkjcEO4/w-d-xo.html
It's so weird bc the content he makes on Tik Tok feels so dated, it's the same content he made in the early days of youtube. The "emo" character was last relevant when I was in middle school. It's like an unaware facebook parent trying to be hip with the kids with memes from a decade ago.
It really is. He's spent so much time online and isolated that I don't even think he knows what's going on outside of his bubble. His humor and character hasn't grown since 2007.
Sapphzz at least onions taste good when they’re cooked or when they’re eaten raw. Onision would taste disgusting any way you eat his flesh. 0 out of 10 would not recommend him if you are a cannibal.
“If you know anyone who plays league of legends constantly cut them out of your life right away they’re probably a sociopathic masochist” Wish I knew this before* my ex ruined my life 😂🙃
11:11 “So I'd like to apologize here by saying that I'm sorry if I ever gave this man money by clicking on his videos. If there's anything I can do to earn back your trust, do let me know in the comments down below.” Hey, you being here, making content is all I need, man. Which is more than I can say for Greg.
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When he said “greg” I forgot that was one of Onion’s 27 names and thought James was just making a Danny Gonzalez reference 😂
Same!
LMFAO
Exactly
Ha
Me too lol
Onision's the type of dude to have multiple restraining orders taken out on him by girls at the age of 16 because he'd follow them home after school or something.
You could tell me this is true and I wouldn’t question it
He's the kind of dude who would get arrested for putting cameras in his underaged daughter's bathroom because he saw it in a really questionable hentai.
@@angygremlin4423 I- no... please, I just found out he has a kid. I don't need that thought of possibility in my mind.
@@angygremlin4423 Willing to put me on that one. bet he does it already.
@@elfo5856 now I'm a bit curious, it could be.
"Onision is a loser"
I don't see any difference
fun fact or not so fun fact, the Swedish translation of the f slur is used so often that Swedish netflix subtitles say it when translating the word gay. I live in Sweden btw
When James was talking about the platform that’ll accept anyone who else immediately thought onlyFans
7:55
"Onision" sounds like something Nintendo would name a prototype console
Wow TH-cam actually sent me a notification for your video... it’s a miracle
1:19 that didn’t age well ..😨
If you check the Oxford Dictionary at this date, you'll see the meaning of loser has actually been changed to Onision.
Onision.....haven’t heard that name in years
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SHANE DAWSON IN THE THUMBNAIL AT FIRST 😭😭
Fun fact: 50 people can’t be first
and in that case i will be 51st
Oh my, I have downloaded this video’s sponsor and now I feel so safe surfing the web. I can change my location with a few taps. Wow.
i like how he decided to clarify something 10 months after it happened
Onision is like if Justin Bieber and Dream had a baby
Come on Onision, I own those sunglasses with the sides. They're ruined now.
Onision is a Magikarp holding an everstone
3:07 did he say Greg? someone been watching Danny
The title: "Onision"
My eyes: Onision
My brain: *Onion*
I straight up thought it was Onion for about a week. I saw this video in my recommended a few times and just sort of thought ‘I hate onions too’ and just moved on with life, I’m actually stupid.
Since I've known onision I just call him onion cause it's easier lol
Meeeee
My eyes: Onion
My brain: *s h r e k*
I thought he was called onsion for the longest time....well up until today, that is-
James hasn't mentioned his two core personalities in a while
1. He's trilingual
2.hes got a girlfriend
don’t forget that he has hazel eyes with golden flecks
@@ttimttam Did you know that he's trilingual?
@@Berilia did you know he has a girlfriend
@@Berilia ah no! i in fact have never heard him mention it, what a pleasant surprise
Guys I heard James is trilingual can you confirm?
The fact that this thing is a father scares the shit out of me, his poor kids man 😭
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest TH-camr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye roq
@@AxxLAfriku why did you censor channel-
@@tenhana8731 I'm glad someone else said it
@@tenhana8731 accidental typing mistakes I think
@@tenhana8731 its offensive to call his channel a channel
Hey, thanks for the video shoutout! For reference, I'm a partner on Twitch and back in the day (i think 5+ years ago or more) you could actually apply to Twitch partnership by linking your TH-cam channel, thus receiving partnership on Twitch if your youtube channel was large enough. I think that's how Onision was partnered on Twitch, it wasn't recent. He didn't go thru the affiliate process and neither did I back in the day.
ayyy repzion. I was excited to hear him shout you out and I’m even more excited to see you responded! The TH-cam commentary cinematic universe is expanding :D
That makes alot of sense
Ahhh makes sense
I’m always happy when I see your name in a vid! I agree with your opinion and generally find your content amusing. It’s so cool to see your comment!
Ikr? Been watching by repzion for years. Actually was one of the first peeps I remember seeing after returning to TH-cam (from a long break) and showed me the true layers of the Onion.
"Onision is a loser"
Ah yes, the floor is made of floor
LMAOO
Lovely
60 seconds that pass in Africa a minute passes
floor :)
This is so insanely unfunny, it’s hard to read.
James: "Onision is a loser"
Onision: *releases 5 part video series on why he's taking James to court*
Oh my god
Onision goes by James now so I was confused like hell by this
@@sakuraogami6885 i wouldn’t be too shocked if he took himself to court either
Don't give him ideas 😳
@@thefriendlyghost8193 in a horrendous & literally BACKWARDS bulletproof vest
😂😂
“Onision is a loser”
And the sky is blue.
Not if ur colorblind
@@liamffor5657 true lol
@@liamffor5657 Philosopher.
Pretty sure the sky is still blue if your colorblind
@@ljthompson3011 it probably depends on how strong it is and what type
"You're on top of the most vertically disadvantaged high horse I've ever seen" is literally gold.
I’m the 420th like
@@charl1323 😭
I just got to that part lol
cool
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"Onision is a loser"
And i dont have a girlfriend whats new
Oooo! Self burn those are rare
Hey tanjiro 😳😉
@@eggboiledd ew
"Onision is a loser"
And James spits on the poor.
It's just the way the world works.
You don't need a gf to be valid( ╹▽╹ )
Onision viewers in 2015:
*Are, for the most part, insecure/vulnerable teenage girls looking for validation from their idol.*
Onision in 2015:
*Is a grown man who exploits and profits off of that insecurity and vulnerability.*
Onision viewers in 2020:
*Have grown up now and realize how predatory he is and call him out on it.*
Onision in 2020:
*Is mad that people are blaming him for his own predatory behaviour when it’s ~obviously~ the fault of the teenagers who he was taking advantage of.*
He literally started dating his partner as a minor, and he did bad things to a minor that had no family or friends to go to
@@redsound9333 what the fuck-
He makes Nikocado Avocado look like a sane person.
@@redsound9333 which one, the one he wanted to chain to the wall in his basement, the one he groomed into a carbon copy of him, or the one he adopted
(U don't have to answer i just wanna point out that this mf should be in jail)
i can’t believe he still clings to scraps of relevancy
Who James? Yea 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
"Don't hate me I'm only joking. I'm trilingual"
@@lulu_Lm cringe
@@nutty422 that's what James says....so you're basically calling James cringe. Its a joke Kevin get over it.
I'm confused.
She means Onision
Onision is a loser
Me : *Tell us something we dont know, James.*
That HES BINIGUAL
@@jorden6406 trilingual
@@champ1159 ah sorry
He also has a girlfriend and a cat
He has hazel eyes with gold flecks
"Onision is a loser"
_Every 60 seconds 1 minute in Africa passes_
oklij
I love that joke a bit too much
He still thinks that just because people who criticized him got cancelled, that means he is innocent... he also cries about how his kids will starve because he got defunded... just go out get a job!!!
The kids that he let fall out of a window and hit their head on the drive way, and didn’t give a fuck.
The worst part is that even if he tries to get a job he already has a really damaging reputation so no company would want him. Can't stand that guy but someone needs to help his kids.
Onion man? Caring about his kids well-being? He's fooling nobody. He recorded his toddler after he let them fall out of the window so he wouldn't get blamed. That isn't something a sane human being does.
@@Krystalllyne the sad part is that even when he did have money he didn't seem to care for his kids
onision really said: twitch departnered me and didn’t tell me why!
that feels like me eating Taco Bell at 2 am and wondering why I’m violently ill
me when i eat dairy
It's like drinking bleach and wondering why you thou art in thine process of dying.
Why does Onision’s twitch pfp look like a middle aged real estate moms work photograph
I literally thought that as well
My nine year old cousin still yells “I’m a banana” when I see him....I’m disappointed
Unrelated but nice togami pfp,,,
Nice ishimaru pfp 0-0
Random but still funny
The meme was funny. The man is not.
Save them
"Comedic edge of a watermelon" is an amazingly british, yet surprisingly spicy insult
The second I read this James said that
I feel like I can taste this phrase, you know?
Schadenfroide.. love how u pronounced that
How else do you pronounce it?
Sha-den-froy-duh
@@rasmus7493 sha-deen-freu(like in Freud)-deh
He literally pronounced it perfectly tho
@@caro7463 i am not even at that part of the video yet so
i'm sure
James is a multi lingual badass
There are only three things certain in life: death, taxes and James Marriott mentioning he is trilingual.
four things*
onion is trash
@@big_sea ONION
Lmao nice house of numbers reference
and george saying he won’t pay for the tv licence cos he doesn’t watch tv
@@muaddib.atreides Benjamin Franklin first said it actually. (If my comment is what you were referring to.).
“onision is a loser”
james marriott is british
no hes 1/16th indigenous canadian and trilingual
@@cinnominno5781 that doesn't make him not Canadian
@@cinnominno5781 👩🦽💨
@@pluto9822 💀✨
@@phoenix5948 Who would've guessed?
"Luckily for us, there is one platform that will accept just about anybody-"
Ah yes. Jail
i deadass thought facebook
Please and thank you.
but what about people under 10
I genuinely thought he was gonna say onlyfans
I’m so early James hasn’t meantioned he’s trilingual yet
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Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Why is this comment full of bots omfg
Lol
@@jdwmyt i died 💀😂
Damn I actually thought Onision was quite cool before this :/
uM how???
@@amityg2185 dude it’s a joke, if you haven’t seen any of james other vids pinely is one of his friends
please tell me this is a joke oh my
@@vinnyb.7825 is joke
You funny pinely you are a legend
Why do I always read Onision as Onion-san. Kill me.
I do the same thing TwT
omg wow same
Technically that'd just be "Mr. Onion" which is what ppl call him anyway so
Onion-san? ONION-SAN!? uhhh- I only read it as onion
pretty sure he did that on purpose cos he's a creepy old weeaboo who loves little girls. 🙄
"There is one platform that will accept anybody"
My stupid ass thought it was gonna be mcdonalds😭😭
Lmaoo same😭😭
Correct answer, but not what he had in mind.
I was thinking only fans or pron. 😂
@@sweetlolitaChii LMFAOO-
When I was a kid I really enjoyed onision videos. As I've learned more about my trauma and the way that we accept treatment we feel that we deserve, I realised that I liked his videos because he was insulting people I identified with and I felt that I deserved that. I thought the more that someone points out what's wrong with me, the more I knew what I have to fix about myself. I ended up with severe anorexia that I'm still not better from, tolerated repeated sexual assault and relationship abuse and violence, and drug addiction. Obviously I don't blame onision for that because it's a lot deeper than that, but it goes to show that even when he was getting views and positive feedback for his cruel videos, it wasn't coming from a place of genuine, healthy entertainment
Well I hope you're doing better
I hope you’re doing well though and I’m proud of you for every step and for at least trying =)
Thank you for sharing your experience and I hope things continue to improve from now on.
I really hope you're getting better, you deserve to be happy :)
I hope your still doing well even though it’s a year. I’m proud of you ❤
Real title: “Onision is STILL a loser”
Hi 2d
“Onision has about as much of a comedic edge as a watermelon.”
Yeah. When you throw both off the top of a flight of stairs it’s entertaining.
BAHAHAHA OMGG
That “geminiofficial” joke was actually because that Gemini person also was caught soliciting from minors... 🤢🤮
Why does no one ever talk about how onision and shane dawson look and sound identical
Finally
Yes! Exactly
That’s all I ever see
Yes
They're obviously the first human cloning tests
*"Onision is a loser"*
I'm pretty sure that's the first thing they teach you at school.
“Onision is a loser”
Ah yes, and water makes things wet
Water isn't wet ....
Water makes things wet
Yes but it isn't wet
i fixed it for the perfectionists🙄
@@cospokot5324
Thank you🙏
The fact I thought the title said "Onision is a lobster" really shows how cultured I am
I thought it was “Onion is a lobster” and I was like “what 😃”
@@suha.14 😂 😆
Is it just me or is James's beard looking awfully well trimmed today,
yes he said he trimmed it on his ig story lmao
I thought you were going to make a parody of the comments on George's video😂😂😂
*"Onision has to evolve to stay relevant"*
Dude, what are you talking about? Magicarp can't evolve cause it's too useless.
Don't compare him to magicarp. That fish evolves into a dragon.
Gyarados is one of the strongest pokemon from first gen.
Onision is weedle.
@@persephone3892 nope not even weedle turns into beedrill
he’s a metapod cause all he can do is harden for little kids
@@KristynaRose 100% you win this one
Schadenfreude in Chinese would be 幸灾乐祸, does not translate exactly but close enough, it just means being gleeful over terrible misery or accidents experienced by others
So a really extreme sadist, got it
@@ghostix. a sadist is someone who takes sexual pleasure from others misery/pain
James: Please stop making me talk about it.
Me: Onision has OnlyFans now?
Yes
James: Onision has an onlyfans now👁👄👁
Onlymans
He's had it for a while. He started out only posting a computer animated version of himself and then started posting real pics and videos. The funniest video I've seen on it was by Social Repose, who isn't a good person himself but occasionally has decent songs and videos.
James: Schadenfreude is hard to translate into other languages
Sadism: "Am I a joke to you?"
Well it’s kinda the same but not really tho
its not the same at all, schadenfreude means feeling gleeful/satisfaction when somebody gets what you think they deserve, but not actively being at fault for what happened to them. sadism is more feeling pleasure/satisfaction by actively hurting others/being cruel to them
@@Sarah-ds9sb exactly! We have the same word in Swedish (skadeglädje) and it is not the same as sadism, even if it may sound the same at first.
well james is trilingual so 😌😌
@@matildaeriksson89 My native language is Swedish and I thought of this too when he said that. We do literally have translations of the exact same word in other languages lol.
Oh god his tiktok aren’t even “good”. Not something that would even remotely do well in the app. In the natural selection world of the internet, onision’s career is extinct
Fun fact: Clive the bear is an IKEA bear called Djungelskög!
omg i’m gonna get him and call him clive2 tysm
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Where can I cop lol
Brrrrrrrrruh
I own Djungelskög, he is named Bernie
stay in drugs. eat your school. dont do vegetables.
stay in drugs. eat your school. dont do vegetables
bruh this caught me off guard, i have been hysterically laughing for a minute straight- 💀
@@bethaniie_ the best part was this was a sign on my school for a day then they took it down
Bro this is a perfect example of first grader humor
I always eat my alcohol
11:22 Gemini used a 15 year old viewer for sexual interests. He he made his account private because he was being slandered. Knowledge for the day
"A bunch of 13-year-olds 5 years ago told me they liked when I rated my followers' appearances (regardless of their age) so now anyone who points out how weird that was for me to do is a hypocrite" is sure a cool way for a 34-year-old man to react to absolutely deserved criticism
“sorry im not james marriott today, ive clearly gotten out of the wrong side of the bed”
*is that why you haven’t mentioned being trilingual in this video james*
he looks like a beat up version of shane dawson.
Low budget shane dawson
Are they related? they look and sound the same
@@TheMoflake Ikr they sound so similar. Shane isnt as shitty tho
Bootleg shane dawson 😂
Discount shane dawson
"Onision is a loser"
Hot take Sherlock what's next? You can get petrol from a petrol station?
“Tell me something I don’t know”
-Selena Gomez
Selener 😍
The reason Gemini privated his account was bc he talked to a 15 year old girl knowing she was 15
Think about this for a minute: this man has a child/children...he and his partner have custody of this child/these children. The foster system is horrific but it may be the better of two evils.
He has 2 kids iirc
@@jeffsrocket1666 I think you're right...I just remember the daughter since she fell out a window.
those children deserve better
My theory is that he is, of course, a robot. He's trying to mimic and learn what the 'correct responses' are, for instance, everyone asked him to make more of those 'rating peoples bodies' videos. That was logged as An Ok Thing To Do. But the ability to evolve his programming, hes just going back to his logged info and is completely confused as to why people are saying its Not An Ok Thing To Do now
@@bellac6311 lmfao ik your being serious but a autistic people mask lmao
@@saff262 I'm struggling to see the joke?
@@bellac6311 oh never heard of a ❄️ on the James Marriott Chanel
@@saff262 hello please explain the joke to them and stop being ableist.
@@saff262 literally i think no one can understand the utter bullshit you just said
I vote we all simultaneously report his tik tok and get him banned🤭
You have my vote, i'll make a tiktok just to ban him honestly 😇
He got banned :]
Schadenfreude can be translated in Finnish and it is 'vahingonilo'. Literally translated 'accident's happiness', but it's really schadenfreude
And in Swedish: skadeglädje (which is an exact translation)
Norwegian too, skadefryd.
Hurt-joy.
I think most languages have an equivalent, it’s a word 🤷🏻♀️
@@Katalystic Many germanic languages have, but the german language has some words that no other language has. That's mostly because in germany the words can be combined to even longer words. Like: "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"
@@lebens3585 Do not leave me hanging, what does that mean?
@@blackparademistress1 I'm not quite sure if there is an english equivalent I could translate it to but literally it means: " beef (or "cow meat" to be precise) labeling monitoring task transfer law" which is the "law on the delegation for the tasks for beef labeling" and it's not even the full word apparently.
Title: Onision is a loser
Me: tell me something I don’t know
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"chose one, pathological liar or idiot" is gonna be my yearbook quote lol
Gosh, just reading Onision’s name makes me uncomfortable...
I just call him onion
I still can't get over the fact that Onion claims to have been in the military when he actually couldn't make it through training. He refused to kill a rabbit for a survival test, so he was rejected because that shows that he'll likely put his ideology ahead of taking care of himself and his fellow soldiers in the field. The audacity...
Edit: Corrected a typo. Also, Angry Cops made a video about this if anyone wants more info.
Edit #2: Link to the video is below. Onion dropped out of SERE. I don't think he was ever truly a memeber of the military, thus, not a veteran. He did a lot of other dumb stuff too, like complaining about carrying a heavy pack when he needs to be ready to carry all his gear plus another person if another soldier is injured and unable to move on their own.
th-cam.com/video/uhMoAkjcEO4/w-d-xo.html
He made it through basic but he failed out of a special training for a specialization.
@@Nero_Coniglio In Onion's case, that would be SERE training.
@@angygremlin4423 yeah! I forgot the name haha.
Onion
The only thing “well-rounded” about Leafy is the spot on his face where a chin normally is.
4:27 ffs that killed me “PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS A CAP OF A VODKA BOTTLE...”
Every week James gets whiter & whiter. Soon he'll be translucent.
If he gets and whiter soon he’ll look like a transcended god he sits on his ass all day
“Maybe he’s a comedian in his mother’s eyes.”
- Johnnie Guilbert on Onision
“Onision is a loser”
Yes and the sky is blue what else is new
You haven't mentioned your girlfriend or the fact that you're trilingual in this video who are you????
It's so weird bc the content he makes on Tik Tok feels so dated, it's the same content he made in the early days of youtube. The "emo" character was last relevant when I was in middle school. It's like an unaware facebook parent trying to be hip with the kids with memes from a decade ago.
It really is. He's spent so much time online and isolated that I don't even think he knows what's going on outside of his bubble. His humor and character hasn't grown since 2007.
The title: Onision is a Loser
Me: Onion is a Loser
Nah, onions least have a purpose
@@darkkstar lol
Sapphzz at least onions taste good when they’re cooked or when they’re eaten raw. Onision would taste disgusting any way you eat his flesh. 0 out of 10 would not recommend him if you are a cannibal.
I read this in Amandabb's voice
“If you know anyone who plays league of legends constantly cut them out of your life right away they’re probably a sociopathic masochist”
Wish I knew this before* my ex ruined my life 😂🙃
Oh my god I thought this same exact thing !!
sameeee
Wish I could cut my dad out. 🙃
@@delicatesaturn thank you :) much better almost a year later
lmao that's too real
It killed me when he said “ and people like nickacado avocado” LMFAO
“A man who dresses like this”
*Alex backs away into the shadows*
“If you know anyone who plays league of legends cut them out of your life right away they’re probably a sociopathic masochist”
Me- *Sweats*
Me whose only friend plays LOL for 10 hours straight: **Cries**
Me - (Quietly sneaks away to go play more league)
11:11 “So I'd like to apologize here by saying that I'm sorry if I ever gave this man money by clicking on his videos. If there's anything I can do to earn back your trust, do let me know in the comments down below.”
Hey, you being here, making content is all I need, man. Which is more than I can say for Greg.
Nobody:
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youtube be trippin
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We all know why this happens, yet there’s always a small army of these comments
This is a flex but I speak 7 languages, so I say that I’m seveninguall.
"Let me make sure my eyes are nice and clean"
James, why? 😂
"You're either stupid or a pathological liar."
I'd say he's both.
yeah hes on tik tok now sadly
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Me: STAY STRAIGHT STAY STRAIGHT.
James with glasses: I'm boutta' end this mans whole career.
I will forever call him “onionson”
the joke is this is the first time that I’ve never mentioned him in my life before
Whoever reads this have a good day :) things will get better
No
Hopefully my covid test come back negative
Bugger off i didn't cone here for optimism
I didn't cone
This is not what this channel is for OPTIMISM IS BANNED HERE
Onision doesn’t have anyone managing his TikTok, he just refers himself in the 3rd person.
7:54 “... One platform that will accept just about anybody”
Onlyfans?
The tiktok at 8:43 greg conveniently left out the fact that HE WAS RATING UNDERAGE GIRLS.
Before even clicking on this video I audibly said "oh my God why is he still around" so yeah, my thoughts exactly.