A couple days ago I was watching my cousin and he said he was thirsty. Well I threw a can of soda at him and it hit him on the head. I don't know why he was crying it was just a soft drink.
5:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I replayed it back so many times Julia's new hit- Is it worth it Let me work it Pin down flip it and reverse it Trabsndybwvd I know it by heart now
I can't think of anything to comment so I'm just going to post a Blueberry pancake recipe. 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon baking powder 1 1/4 teaspoons white sugar 1 egg 1 cup milk 1/2 tablespoon butter, melted 1/2 cup frozen blueberries, thawed 1. In a large bowl, sift together flour, salt, baking powder and sugar. In a small bowl, beat together egg and milk. Stir milk and egg into flour mixture. Mix in the butter and fold in the blueberries. Set aside for 1 hour.A 2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
If anyone didn't get it, 'jk' in textspeak is 'just kidding' and Rowling is supposed to be like 'rolling'. So it'll be he was walking. Just kidding, he was rolling.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"
Joke to make people laugh🙂 Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. Edit: This is my first comment that got more than 5 likes 😂 Thank you guys for liking and have a good and blessed holiday.
Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.” 😂
Here is a home for those who appreciate dark humor. What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Love your guys’s videos. Been with you all for like 3 years now. Always make me happy! I have switched TH-cam accounts often so that’s why I am not in the comments often but I love all your videos. My favorite one is where you recreate McDonalds Breakfast menu. Keep up the good personality and work!
I once watched a video about a Cinnabon. It had lots of food and watching it was fun. They said there's a prize, so I closed my eyes, and hoped that JP and Julia would say I won!
I swear, who needs cook books when you can watch healthy junk foods vids. Like tbh the greatest thing I ever made was a giant crunch wrap.... And where did I learn how to make it you ask ??? HEALTHY JUNK FOOD. Its was 100% AMAZING, and taco bell has to step there game up because that crunch wrap was better than life itself lol. I love you guys so much, and I enjoy watching you guys videos. It's really fun and awesome to make something and accomplish cooking something while watching your vids, and I can't wait to see what crazy ideas your gonna throw at us soon. I wish you all the best and happy holidays 💜😄😝✌
You know what’s funny?! My life. My whole life is a joke. But with only a small fee of a chrome book you can make this 16 year old’s life not only a joke but an isolated one!! For she would no longer visit the outdoors because she would be too busy learning how to digitally draw!! This is a limited time offer so please act now and send one her way!! She would also be forever grateful
HellthyJunkFood a orange walks to Walmart with his wife cause she needed to use the bathroom the oranges looks and finds a bin with it filled with oranges he says noooo!!!!! Not my wife how could you then the Walmart worker says to him I’m sir your wife’s still in the bathroom theirs something funny
ABagFullOfWeirdness - I’m a potato Jp is Asian and the op of this comment is saying JP's Dick is small because he's Asian and she wants it to be bigger.
This morning on the way to work I wasn't really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights. The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf. He said, "I'm not happy." I said, "Well, which one are you then?" True story...
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all!😂😂😂 #IwantAchromebook soo bad especially for school, love u guyss❤️‼️‼️‼️
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Francisco Vitorino heard it so many times 😂
😂😂😂
Lol!😂😂😂
Francisco Vitorino Lmao
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have a great idea go to the grocery store and take from every food section one ingredient when your eyes are blindfolded... Go for it!!
#Bird Box shopping
Nadav Magira no way they did a vid like that recently, that’s insane
If there are guards outside of a Samsung store, are they Guardians Of The Galaxys ??
Hahaha that is really funny
I turn of my phone and went to sleep after I saw this comment
I like that one this is so good
Jules gf
You stole this from reddit
2:10 “Disclaimer: not in SLOW motion “
Me: clearly it’s time lapse
Ok
PUT SPAGHETTI IN A GIANT PEICE OF GARLIC BREAD
Clay Shimon oh yes
Clay Shimon that technically counts as a giant spaghetti grilled cheese they technically did a spaghetti grilled cheese check it out
oooh! Yes!!!!!!
Clay Shimon I
Yess stuffed garlic bread
A couple days ago I was watching my cousin and he said he was thirsty. Well I threw a can of soda at him and it hit him on the head. I don't know why he was crying it was just a soft drink.
if you keep doing puns your going to have a PUNishment
I guess I deserve that after all.. If you can't do the Thyme , don't do the crime.
5:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I replayed it back so many times
Julia's new hit-
Is it worth it
Let me work it
Pin down flip it and reverse it
Trabsndybwvd
I know it by heart now
Ikr
Jacqueline Ibarra same
She didn’t make it up it’s by a rapper called honey g
Jacqueline Ibarra it’s from honey g on American idol
Jacqueline Ibarra loooool
I feel like I gained weight just from watching this
Lmao
"I'll call you later."
"Don't call me later, call me Jp."
Julia: *cringe*
Why is peter pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I love that joke it never grows old.
I can't think of anything to comment so I'm just going to post a Blueberry pancake recipe.
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 1/4 teaspoons white sugar
1 egg
1 cup milk
1/2 tablespoon butter, melted
1/2 cup frozen blueberries, thawed
1. In a large bowl, sift together flour, salt, baking powder and sugar. In a small bowl, beat together egg and milk. Stir milk and egg into flour mixture. Mix in the butter and fold in the blueberries. Set aside for 1 hour.A
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.
O wow
I'm going to try that recipe.
My friend did a comment like that and got two subs
I love this one so much! They look like they had so much fun here. Also lmao at Julia's song.
Why did snoop dog go to cinnabon
Fo drizzle😂😂😂😭😭
How the fuck do people cook this good. I got pissed yesterday and had to lay down and count to 10
lol
anger issues much
Gabín bitch same!
lmao
Gabín
Oh ok so ooooooo
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
Yun Tan ok?
😂😂😂😂 OMG this is so funny to me
training day with denzel Washington you stole that joke do one about scarface
Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient : what do you mean 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: 9
Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient : what do you mean 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: 9
Thanks, JP, for the AWESOME burger roll dinner recipe! And Julia for the awesome veggie pizza idea!
Monica and i have been watching Dark on Netflix! It’s soooooo good
What’s forest Gumps password ?
1forrest1😂😂
Because it’s like “run Forest run”
Give her all the Chromebooks!
brielle thompson my dad told that joke to me before at least five times
She straight up deserves all of the chromrbooks
What is Harry Potter's favorite method of getting down a hill? It's walking....
Jk, Rolling.. 😜
3:00 HE IS RUNNING LIKE NARUTO GODDDAMNIT
i shouldn't be so easily seduced by people eating.
Your pic makes it so much better
it's jay YES! XD
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-Tickles!
8
JP ideas always be of the wall and crazy but mostly come out good... Love the recipe and channel
How did Harry Potter go down the hill?
He was walking
JK Rowling
Hany Ali 😂 I love it!
That joke just gave me cancer.
Hany Ali What the hell is that its stupid
If anyone didn't get it, 'jk' in textspeak is 'just kidding' and Rowling is supposed to be like 'rolling'.
So it'll be he was walking. Just kidding, he was rolling.
I swear this joke is from siri
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"
I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"
Never heard that before, Not a bad joke. XD
Joke to make people laugh🙂
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.
Edit: This is my first comment that got more than 5 likes 😂 Thank you guys for liking and have a good and blessed holiday.
Omar Alajeil nice👌 😂
Omar Alajeil ii
😐
understandable:Yes
funny:not at all
👌🤣😂 joke of the year
When life gives you melons you might be dyslexic
Yeah I am
When JP was running he looked like Goku so much that I choked on my rice 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was Naruto run
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper.
Ah. Actually. Nevermind. Its tearable
Billy R yes... It is
Haha
Billy R lol
A lawyer just called, he said you have to paper that joke
Your life is a joke
Did you finish it?
Yeah
[Accidentally shows basically full cinnamon bun on table]
*anime runs out of the room 😂😂😂😂*
Honestly jp is so funny just take a minute to listen to what he says 5:37 like what 😂😂😂😂
2:41 JP is that type of person that destroys the cinnabon just for the center 😂😂😂
Make a “Taco Spaghetti Burger!"
Tf
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.” 😂
Here is a home for those who appreciate dark humor.
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Love your guys’s videos. Been with you all for like 3 years now. Always make me happy! I have switched TH-cam accounts often so that’s why I am not in the comments often but I love all your videos. My favorite one is where you recreate McDonalds Breakfast menu. Keep up the good personality and work!
WARNING!!! (for pastry puns)
Why did the cinnamon roll?
Because it saw the apple turnover!
ok?
Omg every time you guys make good food make me hungry keep it up
I once watched a video about a Cinnabon. It had lots of food and watching it was fun. They said there's a prize, so I closed my eyes, and hoped that JP and Julia would say I won!
Anybody notice that in the USA they have cheese in a bag but In the uk you buy blocks of cheese
I swear, who needs cook books when you can watch healthy junk foods vids. Like tbh the greatest thing I ever made was a giant crunch wrap.... And where did I learn how to make it you ask ??? HEALTHY JUNK FOOD. Its was 100% AMAZING, and taco bell has to step there game up because that crunch wrap was better than life itself lol. I love you guys so much, and I enjoy watching you guys videos. It's really fun and awesome to make something and accomplish cooking something while watching your vids, and I can't wait to see what crazy ideas your gonna throw at us soon. I wish you all the best and happy holidays 💜😄😝✌
MyaWillette I agree...and *hellthy
it isn't called "healthy junk food" but ok
Want to hear something funny?
JP Making something from scratch.
Jon Brady so tru
You know what’s funny?! My life. My whole life is a joke. But with only a small fee of a chrome book you can make this 16 year old’s life not only a joke but an isolated one!! For she would no longer visit the outdoors because she would be too busy learning how to digitally draw!! This is a limited time offer so please act now and send one her way!! She would also be forever grateful
Elizabeth Ortega damn. TH-cam is pretty harsh
LMAO
It’s a joke my dudes. Man the internet is wild
Be the voice and spread love not hate
One of my favorite videos ever
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
Franco LOOOOOOOOOL
Well played.
Franco 😂😂😂😂 nice
Christmas is near~ wait for grandpa from isolated north pole to break in your house~ yay so fun
Lmk why jp and Julia act more like siblings than a couple??
RAXX that's what is so cute about them
#relationshipgoals
There a couple
Is he JUST me or at 4:47 does Jo look really funny and continue doing it lol ( oh my gosh JP lol 😂)
Love your vids thanks for making them
What do you call low carb bakery?
No Bun Intended 😂
Amberlinh Truong I think I just found my people.
Amberlinh Truong Bbbbrruhh
Some joke (cringe)
Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory
Because he didn’t consantrate
It’s the same spelling my man 😂😂 concentrate
I love your channel I’ve been watching for a few years now and y’all get better every single day!!!
Make sure you guys visit the link goo.gl/zZyM4s LIKE SHARE and tell us your funniest joke!!!
HellthyJunkFood giant candy cane mint/spearmint
HellthyJunkFood Christmas tree lolypops
Gummy giant Christmas tree
HellthyJunkFood a orange walks to Walmart with his wife cause she needed to use the bathroom the oranges looks and finds a bin with it filled with oranges he says noooo!!!!! Not my wife how could you then the Walmart worker says to him I’m sir your wife’s still in the bathroom theirs something funny
Ever hear the joke about the jump rope? Ah, skip it
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
What do you call when Batman skips Sunday School? It's a Christian Bale (Ba-Dum-Ts)
buzzfeed
4:16 preparation h I’m dead 😂😂😂
The cinnabon is not the only thing julia wants bigger **WINK**
Bouncy King I don’t get it....
ABagFullOfWeirdness - I’m a potato Jp is Asian and the op of this comment is saying JP's Dick is small because he's Asian and she wants it to be bigger.
+ABagFullOfWeirdness - I’m a potato He meant penis but im pretty sure you did
Bouncy King hahaha 😅
Go back to school child
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!!😂😂😂
You can't trust an Asian to drive but you can trust them to build robots (head shaking)
5:01 best part of the vid 😂😂😂
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work....... A can't opener 😅😅😅
Julia wins because pizza is always a win.
Hey what do you call a magic owl?
Hoodini!
Also what do you call somebody that steals funny things?
Me.
3:00 my daughter runs. With her hands like that😂😂😂💛
3:01 NARUTO
Morty Smith THE ONLY PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS IT TOO
No I knew
Lawl
Morty Smith nice
Morty Smith free a.m. food make hamburgers from Happy Meal from McDonald's
What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Whuz😂
My mom wants to ask for peace and Quiet while cooking..... So I took the batteries out of the smoke detector
What did the plant say to the other plate...lunch on me 😂😂❤ love you guys
Who also reads the comments while watching the video 😂
Savage_dark Raps meeee lol I do that every time 😂
Savage_dark Raps me
U know what’s funny when Julia said I love to edit my photos and make em beautiful and then edits a picture of JP eating a banana WOW so beautiful
A guy walks into a bar and asked the bartendernfor helicopter flavor chips. The bartender said no sorry we only have plane
why dont we lovers bruh
why dont we lovers JEEPERS NUTSSSS!!!! I LOVE WHY DON'T WE TOO!!!! They are EVERYTHING!!😍😘❤️
is this like the duck song
7:47 literally shook I said that in my head since we were learning those in class and I was shook when JP said the exact thoughts out of my head
"write a funny comment"
me: ok
me: a funny comment
This morning on the way to work I wasn't really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights.
The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
True story...
LOL
lol... i think you deserve the give a way
tanya nolastname 😂
C'mon Julia he's Naruto, that's why he runs like that.
D_LOWGAMES yes
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! I said "he has his hands like that because he's Naruto"
Agree
You guys are awesome and I love that you do giveaways I hope I when because I never had a Chromebook
“Something funny” Lmao..... I’ll go home.
What did The JP say To the Julia? Nothing because he was too invested in the cheese pull.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs...
Jp food looks so good every time I watched these I get hungry
Why was the mushroom invited to the party? ?
Because he was a fun guy
ToxicWarlord hehe fungi😂
Why that joke was corny and puny
My mouth is watering right now
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all!😂😂😂 #IwantAchromebook soo bad especially for school, love u guyss❤️‼️‼️‼️
But horses jump.. like in shows. They jump over those fence things.
Julia: It will geT ON YHE PIZZA but it will get everywhere else!
Everywhere else: Julia has blessed us!
Have you heard about the movie constipation?
It hasn’t come out yet
Ethan Markowitz I can't wait for it to be out tho
We've heard that a million times sorry xD
That’s ok I️ heard it today from my friend
That pizza bun and cinnamon bun should have a baby. And that baby should go on to rule the food kingdom.
What do u call a fake noodle... an IMPASTA
2:52 they put a different smaller cutting board in place of the big one.
Anyone else noticed that when they showed their subscriber count it had 680,168,000? 😂😂😂
HLB10 I thought I was the only one that noticed. Oh well, good eyes!
How did Designer get out of Traffic?
He skreeet.
JP:FUDGE MY BALLS
Julia: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:00 - 5:10 Had Me Dying 😂😂😂😂😂
JP cooking😂
If teachers are too smart why do they use books with solutions?
Why can't tolitpaper cross the street
It got stuck in a crack
BLACKCAT_ YA original
Yea my crack
BLACKCAT_ YA eww just eww that was horrible
BLACKCAT_ YA my dad told that one to me to
i'm not gonna lie to you this is probably their cutest video.
Santa works one day a year and spends the rest of it judging you.
What does Michael Jordan put on his toast
Space jam
Giant Candy Cane
They did that already
When you put captions on Julia doing her song thing it’s hilarious at the end. 😂