X GON' GIVE IT TO YA | Medieval Bardcore Version | DMX

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DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents X Gon' Give It To Ya for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm.
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Original Song: “X Gon' Give It To Ya”
Original Artist: DMX
Writer: Earl Simmons, Kasseem Dean, Shatek King
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[@davidlandup5043]

Sire "X" shalt giveth it to thou

[@Wavemaninawe]

Sire X - the hounds be upon ye, knave! * Barking in quiestionable attempt at Middle English *

[@martynpotter21]

Sire X is lined with the clothing of sheep, even though thine tis wolf

[@HAYDS510]

@Tim Evans knock, knock, open thy chambers , I don’t jest. Thy arrow is drawn, the wind sings around the steel head.
work ethic unrivalled, labour intent..
Yet thy attitude is fair, and the heart is repentant.

[@HaganeNoGijutsushi]

Thou meaning is unclear to mine ears; why doth thou speak of a lord ten?

[@Selvokaz]

i was expecting ye olde English lyrics.

[@exiverence]

I’ve never felt so gangster and noble at the same time

[@yes.ma_am]

Lmao

[@danle7022]

Welcome 2 my world

[@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200]

@@danle7022 Lmaoo 😂

[@aroosajkhan]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yagodesantiago]

Loooooolllll best comment 😂😂😂😂

[@xB0SS_Statusx]

Gotta give credit to this man where it's due. He's dedicated to making all the original hip-hop tracks with a medieval spin. You're doing great thus far. Hark!

[@josephmontanaro2350]

need a git with ya cover

[@Emma88178]

Or woman

[@postodosmemes905]

Everybody gangsta until the knight picks up the mic

[@grujson8112]

Original: makes you wanna smash the wall
This version: makes you wanna charge and break the whole fortress down

[@-saboru-5746]

or take back the holy land

[@nexusyang4832]

Release the trebuchet!

[@spongeyspikes09]

@@-saboru-5746 WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

[@yokingstream1005]

X gon' giveth t to ya (what?)
alas waiting f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth, x gon' deliv'r to ya (uh)
knap knap, ope up the doth'r, t's real
with the non-stop, pop-pop of stainless steel
wend hard, getting busy wit t
but i did get such a valorous heart
yond i'll maketh the moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t
alas right, and i'll doth t again (yeah)
'cause i am right so i gots to winneth

[@morablaze486]

Break bread with thy enemy (what?)
but Nay matter how many cats i break bread with i'll break who Thou sendin' me (yeah)
Thou motherfuckers never wanted Naught (uh, what?)
but Thy life saved, female dog, and that's on a light Den
i'm getting down, down like a moor said, "freeze" (uh)
but shall not be the one ending up thou his knees
female dog PLEASE, if the only thing Thou cats did (come on)
was came out to play, stay out my way, moderbroth!

[@stanettiels7367]

Arf, arf
yeah, yeah, yeah
(grr)
uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd
this rap the horror, is mineth
moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game
alas what thee hath heard
t's what thee hearin'
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
x gon' giveth t to ya
alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth
x gonna deliv'r to ya
knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real
with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel
wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart
yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t
alas right and i'll doth t again
'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth
breaketh bread wit the foe
but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with
i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me
thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save
wench and yond's on a lighteth day
i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth
but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams
wench prithee
if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth
stayeth out mine own way
moth'rfuck'r
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me
but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round
cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me
i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t
alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t
hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga
so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen
thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee
whatev'r, whenev'r nigga
alas thee gon' doth?
i'm a wolf in sheep clothing
only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill
cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope
i've been doing this f'r nineteen years
niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow
i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids
but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is
(uh-huh!)
those gents knoweth not who is't we beest
lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at?
i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game
giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth
(pow!)
talketh too much f'r too longeth
(what?)
giveth not up thou art too stout
(what?)
loveth to the wild wild hundreds
shout out to niggaz yond done t
and t ain't coequal about the dough
t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya

[@dadeee7776]

@@stanettiels7367 Kudos for going all out, unless it was copy pasted cause i just cant believe this is legit... good shit tho

[@Ripthejack3r]

"wiith the non stop-eth pop-pop-eth of damascus steel" correction

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@xSprinkle]

The one dislike is the person X gave it to

[@hassantv100]

Haters gonna hate. 😎
Also, hello there.

[@thenightling6919]

Leon

[@TriniLush7]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pelago_]

So good

[@BOOShawny]

Bruh 😭

[@abdulwahaab9026]

Sounds like something that you could put in the background of assassins creed assassination mission

[@RevanBC]

Steath missions play ominous sounding music

[@CaptPicard81]

Yes! Or The Witcher

[@bigchum3984]

As opposed to the assassins creed rap battle mission 😂

[@WorldWalker128]

Somebody mod this!

[@pelago_]

Drive-by in a carriage

[@mr.e5595]

X shall bestow upon thee.
*WHAT?*
X shall bestow upon thee.
*WHAT?*
X shall bestow upon thee.
*ARF ARF ARF!*

[@stanettiels7367]

Arf, arf
yeah, yeah, yeah
(grr)
uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd
this rap the horror, is mineth
moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game
alas what thee hath heard
t's what thee hearin'
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
x gon' giveth t to ya
alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth
x gonna deliv'r to ya
knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real
with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel
wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart
yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t
alas right and i'll doth t again
'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth
breaketh bread wit the foe
but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with
i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me
thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save
wench and yond's on a lighteth day
i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth
but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams
wench prithee
if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth
stayeth out mine own way
moth'rfuck'r
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me
but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round
cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me
i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t
alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t
hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga
so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen
thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee
whatev'r, whenev'r nigga
alas thee gon' doth?
i'm a wolf in sheep clothing
only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill
cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope
i've been doing this f'r nineteen years
niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow
i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids
but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is
(uh-huh!)
those gents knoweth not who is't we beest
lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at?
i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game
giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth
(pow!)
talketh too much f'r too longeth
(what?)
giveth not up thou art too stout
(what?)
loveth to the wild wild hundreds
shout out to niggaz yond done t
and t ain't coequal about the dough
t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya

[@Qster83]

You win!😁

[@nlknok77]

@@stanettiels7367 *bows to the obvious Master. Naught One Jest

[@jax2728]

@@stanettiels7367 I’ll rap this to sleep everyday.

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@britannia2129]

When deadpool forgets his guns, and takes a crossbow instead

[@tingsborg9375]

If they make a Deadpool 3 I hope they play this music while he uses a crossbow lmao

[@FlynnJeux]

cringe.

[@ggarzagarcia]

More like automatic crossbows akimbo.

[@Thespeedrap]

@@tingsborg9375 Have Deadpool time travel that would be awesome maybe he could have stopped us from having Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump 2016 wouldn't that be something.

[@rayzn5479]

@@FlynnJeux How is that cringe

[@JoeTakagi00]

This really puts the Earl in Earl Simmons

[@alexohkay]

Underrated comment

[@gergopiroska5749]

Bruh

[@ryankeene5641]

Thats gonna go over a few heads!

[@gergopiroska5749]

@@ryankeene5641 ikr

[@JoeTakagi00]

@@ryankeene5641 people are usually curious when they don't get something so the nosy people will get it too

[@OnyeNacho]

Here lies: The Dark Man X.
Thou art amongst legends and shalt dance with kings. Before departing from the Earth, Lord X giveth to us. One final time.

[@lwatsonaddict]

We need to protect this channel, no matter what it takes

[@zakiducky]

If ever there is another Shrek film, they need to do a musical/ dance scene with this song in it.

[@javiersoriano671]

They better use this for Shrek 5

[@christiaanbothma]

Or Puss In Boots 2, which is coming out next September.

[@Kc-jx8uq]

That would make my whole year if I saw that 🤣

[@rhysbrown659]

Here Ye Here Ye, on this the Ninth day of April in the two thousand and twenty first year of our lord . Sir DMX hath passed away. There shalt be a public mourning held in the town square.

[@dontbea7237]

Now I know only I can stop the rain

[@thatkidwiththehoodie]

May the good Lord grant his weary soul peace, for the mortal world had scarce kindness for him…

[@brettcardon4552]

So, this will make me sound like a total nerd, but I play a barbarian-bard in Dungeons and Dragons and now I want to play this in the background when my friends and I battle monsters. Great work on the song!

[@AmandaTroutman]

Barbarians are the best. Totally do it

[@GayFurryFromROA]

It indeed made you sound like a huge nerd. Imagine playing bard, what a NEEEEERD

[@blake_valentine]

i did this at my last DnD meet and my friends couldn't stop laughing. It was so distracting i had to turn it down

[@apocalypticmoose8080]

I play a Bard in D&D and she played this with her company in a bandit camp while the rest of the party snuck and stole the bandits treasure

[@brettcardon4552]

@@apocalypticmoose8080 that's awesome!

[@tlam3028]

Sire “DM” the tenth, shall order it’s immediate departure with posthaste to thee.

[@Mike-uz9hs]

bruh LMFAO....DM the Tenth

[@ChrystalWind]

Sire Diem, you say?

[@peterfuentes5893]

I'm going to tell my kids these are original Medieval hits from the 1400s. Sir DMX was a very talented composer for his time.

[@havoc127]

Considered a heretic by ignorant, Sir DMX was on a quest from the heavens to keep shit real, and keep shit lit. And no threat of exile, burning at the stake, nor the guillotine had ever given him pause, for he was a noble of his words and his words were his values, his values were his soul.

[@johnpatrick1647]

At least have the common decency to spell his name correctly.
It's De'Emesque.

[@anoneamose4866]

Subtly grabbing some of these songs to play whenever my players are in a tavern during dnd to see how long it takes them to realize what the bards in the taverns are playing.

[@jacksonyoung6245]

You genius

[@YG-eu4df]

I feel like i can lift a two handed Battleaxe with each hand

[@Charles50Kal]

Half man and his crew of hill side tribesmen

[@synccrow114]

Your dps would be insane.

[@ChaddyBadger]

When King Henry Viii enters the bedroom

[@hochwurden5388]

You mean Henry the tenth?

[@mmyr8ado.360]

Before or after the injury?

[@dr.mattpavlic305]

Need this if they ever reboot "A Knight's Tale."

[@MikeyA5693]

They should never reboot that movie. It will never be as good as the original.

[@Mr.Villainous2050]

@@MikeyA5693 agreed, though I think the style of the movie is so good that I could accept stories of other people set in that world.

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

What's A Knight's Tale about?

[@mshtysf4646]

@@kittykittybangbang9367 the best movie you shall behold within thin eyes

[@anntares172]

I can't believe other people remember this movie too! First thing I thought of. 😁

[@감민석-v1r]

Ferocious bard and a bold man of faith. Requiescat in pace, Sir X.

[@jazzycrocodile]

scat

[@KNDCHV]

when you walk up into the wrong tent and the kights wake up

[@sludge801beats]

"First we shall rock, then we shall roll, then we must pop, heads will roll.
X gonna giveth to ya, he will giveth to ya.
X gonna giveth to ya, he shall given to ya"

[@livefromthemotherland]

You know they really pick the perfect songs for this . Songs that have the harmony necessary for this to work

[@jasonedwin239]

I was literally listening to this song and this comes up

[@iliyandyulgerov6169]

Coincidence i think not 😂😂

[@YourRandomQuestionGuy]

I find this strangely relaxing...never thought I'd say that about a DMX song!

[@harrydavey9884]

You ever heard "slippin"? Some of his music is SO relaxing.

[@Sicario-Gamer]

X doth giveth to thee,
Forget waiting for thee to receiveth t’ on thy own,
X doth delivereth to thee,
Knock knock, ope up thy door, ‘tis real
With thy non-stop, pop-pop t’ stainless steel

[@stanettiels7367]

Here are the full lyrics.
Arf, arf
yeah, yeah, yeah
(grr)
uh, yo'don't receiveth t twist'd
this rap the horror, is mineth
moth'rfuck'r, t's not a fucking game
alas what thee hath heard
t's what thee hearin'
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
t's what thee hearin'
(listen)
x gon' giveth t to ya
alas waitin' f'r thee to receiveth t on thy owneth
x gonna deliv'r to ya
knocketh knocketh, ope up the doth'r, t's real
with the non-stop, popeth pop and stainless steel
wend hard gettin' busy with t, but i did get such a valorous heart
yond i'll maketh a moth'rfuck'r wond'r if 't be true that gent didst t
alas right and i'll doth t again
'cuz i am right so i goeth to winneth
breaketh bread wit the foe
but nay matt'r how many cats i breaketh bread with
i'll breaketh who is't thee sendin' me
thee moth'rfuck'rs nev'r did want nothin' but thy life did save
wench and yond's on a lighteth day
i'm gettin' down, down, maken niggas sayeth freezeth
but wonneth't beest the one endin' up on his hams
wench prithee
if 't be true the only thing thee cats didst is cometh out to playeth
stayeth out mine own way
moth'rfuck'r
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
ain't nev'r gaveth nothin' to me
but ev'ry timeth i turneth 'round
cats did get those gents hands out wantin' something from me
i ain't did get t so thee can't receiveth t
alloweth's leaveth t at yond cuz i ain't with t
hitteth t wit full strength, i'm a cage nigga
so i visage the w'rld liketh t's earl in the bullpen
thee 'gainst me, me 'gainst thee
whatev'r, whenev'r nigga
alas thee gon' doth?
i'm a wolf in sheep clothing
only nigga yond thee knoweth who is't can chill
cometh backeth and receiveth the streets ope
i've been doing this f'r nineteen years
niggas wanna square me? square these drops of sorrow
i putteth in w'rk and t's all f'r the kids
but these cats done f'rgot what w'rk is
(uh-huh!)
those gents knoweth not who is't we beest
lookin', but those gents knoweth not who is't those gents seeth nigga
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
aiiyo wh're mine own niggaz at?
i knoweth i did get those folk down in the game
giveth em loveth and those gents giveth t backeth
(pow!)
talketh too much f'r too longeth
(what?)
giveth not up thou art too stout
(what?)
loveth to the wild wild hundreds
shout out to niggaz yond done t
and t ain't coequal about the dough
t's about gettin' down f'r what thee standeth f'r yo', f'r real
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
first we gonna rocketh, then we gonna rolleth
then we alloweth t popeth, alloweth not t wend
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya
x gonna giveth t to ya
that gent gonna giveth t to ya

[@Yog--Sothoth]

@@stanettiels7367 Where the fuck are people getting the talent and time to write out these medieval lyrics out?

[@Sicario-Gamer]

@@Yog--Sothoth I’m English 😊

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@cpt_bill366]

@@stanettiels7367 Perfect, except stainless steel didn't exist yet

[@trevorsmith1718]

Rest in Power, brave knight.

[@OhNooJosephJoestar]

The claps are what is the special ingredient here

[@KwadDamyj]

Constable Kennedy the Lionhearted vs Inquisitor X and the lepers of the Raccoon kingdom.

[@trillian03]

Finally a man of culture !!!

[@luki907]

Non-stop clamouring o' Damascus steel.

[@johnsmith_treeler9031]

Yes

[@machkeinefaxen6549]

When Deadpool forgots his Katanas and takes a longsword:

[@UnityRunner]

Robin Hood & Merry Men having badass slow-mo walking

[@note4osman]

Thou shalt be granted by Sir X The Magnificent.

[@ultimamage3]

No matter how many cats I break bread with, I read Thucydides!

[@DaveTheGreat0008]

This changes everything in my next D&D session

[@rouchannel17]

when you heard heavy footstep on castle
sir leon : *confused screaming*

[@hassantv100]

Hello there, scream no more. Let me deal with this.

[@KrispyNoKen]

*Sir "X" from The House of Umbrella wants to know thou location*

[@hassantv100]

Right behind you.

[@davis0730]

Before there was rough Riders there was Rouge Riders. Now Beedle Stop playing give us an Album please. What do you need do you need wenches we will bring you wenches just give us an Album

[@DrowzyDruid]

My coin satchel calls out for such treasure!

[@narinostuiver642]

Fun fact, 1400AC knights did tournaments with this song

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

More like the Lanskenekts when they sacked Rome as they are the most Deadpool like of the Mercenary armies of the Early modern period.

[@ThePolarBearProductions]

“Open thy chamber door tis real!
With the non stop swoosh-swoosh of cherry wood!”

[@sirsavagethe21st56]

halt peasant duke X of the house DM shall giveth to thou

[@xB0SS_Statusx]

Lmfaooo

[@pwlpc]

He is literally an Earl

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@chokedmekuroo4068]

deadpool: *majestically and elegantly twerks*

[@briankliesch5536]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@KnightsaysNi]

Complete with pointed hat and flowing veil...now that's an image I was NOT prepared to have in my head...

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

"I wilth toucheth my self tonight"
- Lanskenect "Pool of the Dead"

[@QuickdrawMcGraw360]

Verily, Lord Dark-Moor Chi, thou art a poet and warrior of greatness in equal measure!

[@Jaytrippinn]

When the plague wipes out all your family but your immortal

[@WorldWalker128]

"You walking to the tavern to see the party's bard playing music with several other adventuring groups' bards. They're playing this."

[@Betterhose]

Me in Kingdom Come Deliverance when I return to the monastery in full plate armor to get my revenge.

[@camarocharger8180]

It's Funky Enough - The D.O.C., hey Lord Beedle this is my request.

[@purswanitarun]

I love the song It’s funky enough, but I think it’s a bit “single-toned” and this medieval theme *may* not be great with it.. but I’d always love if they could turn it into something this awesome 👏

[@incognito3862]

This sounds even cooler with some Gregorian chants playing in the background.

[@pahan3335]

when a plague-stricken man in red rags survived an arrow from a crossbow

[@CRzyHDedJHny]

Hear ye hear ye, sir Deade of the house of Poole speaketh

[@xSoporific1]

Imagine a medieval Mr.X

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@kish6888]

@@hassantv100 good one mr x

[@hassantv100]

@@kish6888 Thank you.

[@Rosario_Verano]

This is a great choice.

[@Scabu]

downloaded the acapella version of the song and put them together. they matched perfectly :D

[@swolerat6781]

Sir X will henceforth deliver “it” upon ye

[@Kakakakakakakakakakakaka684]

Nobody:
X: Squire, come to my chambers at once, X gon giveth to thou

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@NaamWynn]

This brings me back to the Def Jam video game series!

[@fakereality96]

This when the Sheriff of Nottingham starts to act a fool.

[@Yung_Bnoxxx]

We shalt not halt for thee to acquire on thine own travels, x shalt in fact deliver thine goods to thee

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@cnkclark]

X shall forthwith deliver unto thee.

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@cnkclark]

@@hassantv100 General Kenohhhhh no!

[@hassantv100]

@@cnkclark Problem? 😎

[@hermionestranger4964]

Sir X shall bestow it upon thee

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@gosple2]

Came here to listening to a medieval version of this. Was not disappointed.

[@MrNinjafreak]

*X appears*
Sire Lionhart, Knight of thee Raccoon Stronghold: Something tells me he's not a knight.

[@harrydavey9884]

X shall bestow upon thee
Curse waiting on thou to receive it on your own, X shall deliver to thee!
Knock knock, open up the castle gate!
With the long sword and noble steed in Iron plate!

[@Daelaron]

Lady of the Lake: Excalibur? Going to give it to thee

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@katiaplantscientist]

This is another piece that slaps when played over Escaflowne AMVs!

[@RaymondArias]

"Resident Evil 2: Wild Hunt."

[@karpuzluciklet8694]

This is most underrated youtube channel. Greetings from Turkey 🇹🇷

[@BuffaloSouljaa]

If I ever get on the time travelling fad, I'm taking this back with me and claiming them as my own.

[@JonMoxley11]

Yo they should put this in a peloton commercial lol

[@sanstheskeleton8104]

When a tall pale man befouled with devilry chases a fair warrior maiden.

[@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401]

When Deadpool goes back in time to mess with King Henry:

[@jellyfishrage33]

That moment when all seems lost for our party of brave adventurers, when suddenly, the Bard rolls a nat20.

[@captainapollo1894]

Don't forget to raise ones pinky whenst thou draweth thine piece

[@DarknessOfRedbone]

Lord Deadpool has returned, asking “Where art Francis?”

[@Lightuzumaki11]

Prithee would thoust compose more of this like. Thank thee Verily.

[@DonnieDoodles]

Nobody:
That one guy in your DnD group who picks Bard and winds up carrying the party:

[@theultimatenewplayer9341]

X going to giveth t to thee.
That gent's going to giveth t to thee.
X going to giveth t to thee.
That gent's going to giveth t to thee.

[@thosementalguys6576]

Bewareth, thy X shall giveth.

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@plasticlance]

X gonna give'ith upon thou

[@januarymay4726]

Boy you caught the flow, now every your work is a masterpiece!

[@januarymay4726]

Thanx for like! Bro what about My Band by Dirty Dozen? Tomorrow is Marshall's bday!

[@lanch5986]

How your maidens orc felt sending you a messenger pigeon to let you know she’s not coming home.

[@erppa20]

Thou shall not get it entwined

[@ninahana2793]

Sir Beedlee the Bardcore, I thank thee for thine continuous work.. It doth maketh my days better.

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

If you stop and think about it, a sword fight in the end is just a non-stop pop-pop of stainless steel.

[@saranshsharma4427]

X gonna Medieval it to ya

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@robthereviewman116]

This is so adrenaline rushing in a medieval way

[@xDshiv58]

Sir Earl of the X Simmons!

[@markymark443]

Sir Xavier shall render it unto thee

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@shamanicvisions7724]

This gets me just as hype as the original. Put the vocals to this please

[@huracan360]

X shalt giveth to thee

[@hassantv100]

Hello there.

[@janmots2829]

Sir Deadpool is about to maketh the Chimmichangas.

[@Jimzy93]

Okay, this is officially one of my favourites

[@petekaluclu]

dude this is pure eargasm

[@shwahoones]

This must be what Sir Lancelot listened to in order to raise his spirits before his big jousts

[@Aurilaushe]

This sounds like a boss theme from a medieval fantasy rpg

[@fbaxter8551]

I play some of these for Crusader Kings games, but I have to start using these in my D&D games. This is has been one of the best finds of the lockdown for me. XD

[@omr_w]

Yessssss i have waiting for this one to drop