THE WORST PATOIS EVER
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😂😂😂😂😂 she does sound like Dracula 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 topleftttttt
ahlie😂😂
😂😂😂W
lol
Frotastical Being Mi dead😂😂😂😂😂
That head turn at the beginning though 😥
😂😂😂
😂😂😭😭
Im dead 😭
I died at that part.
you know seh mi pause the video and do the same thing before him even do it
😂😂😂 she sounded everything but Jamaican
truth lol
At first I thought she was trying to do a British accent lmfao
She sounded more Indian den anything
Lol no sah
I swear Bob Marley is the only Jamaican that white people know...
,him and usain bolt😑
#facts! lol
Shevon Ballentine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Shevon Ballentine so true
and maybe usain bolt, tho i was watching a repsion video where he called him african american. i was so pissed
I've never cringed so hard in my life😭. I'm sick of seeing non west indians imitating us LMAO it's annoying asf
Some Germans are good at it tho but that's because they come here and learn.
Jasmine Alicia exactly and I'm a jamaican too and I feel offended by this
please take no offence, I am all about Jamaica, I am the white Rasta Man and mean no disrespect while speaking Patoas. I have the up most respect for Jamaica, and the people of Jamaica. One love
Jasmine Alicia it was funny at first and not no more. What island you rep?
Dem ah tek patois fi joke.
She actually sounds like she's doing a Russian accent. lol.
Caribbean Man she sounds like dracula
Count Dracula from Sesame Street. Lol
so true!
Bro! I'm Jamaican and I live in Australia and I KID YOU NOT!! Every time I meet someone new and they ask me where I'm from and I tell them, the first thing they say is "kool runnings mon", "bob marley mon", "Weed mon" and I just look at them like, "a weh di bomboclaat mi a deal wid man". Yow legit though, everytime this shit happens, I literally have a vein standing up in my head! Cyan bodda
Shinnelle O'GIlvie
Am living in America
A jah kno... Dem ppl here u see more while i caaaant badda
This is offensive, why do people thinks its okay. Everyone wanna be Caribbean but they don't know anything about the culture. I cringe when everyone wants to do a Jamaican accent; its one thing trying to mimic patois and understand the dialect but to just "do" the accent and say mon all the time is ignorance
word. smh. I won't offend a Jamaican like that. all I see is a girl making fun of Jamaicans.
do you think the same when you here a "stereotypical" Chinese or Indian accent?
TinyChubbyBuddies Yes lol
she was clearly joking. y'all need to relax, it's not that serious.
Preach. Thinking that she's a professional. No wonder the comments on her video are disabled. I can't be the only one who finds this offensive👀
"Go to sleep. Get a nap. You're tired." 😂😂😭💀
Boxcova! A wah di rasss coulda cause dis??? 🤔 No sah, she need fi shove da accent deh back weh she dig it out from.
Mi haffi come back again,cause mi really feel some type a way about this. Why tho? And no you're not crazy, it is mad offensive.
😨😱😵
Truuut yuh ah chat
+Chanel Monique someone needs to find her TH-cam and tag her to this comment cause she need fi read this rasss...
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she prolly related to iggy.
It's so tru it hurts 😭😭
omg what if they were cousins.
yep
😂😂😂😂
Justin Valentine ziggy azalea 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I already braced myself as soon as I saw the thumbnail, but I damn near screamed at 0:58 at that slow head turn! (I'm at work trying to keep my composure). This was tragic! And every Jamaican doesn't wear locks with a rasta colored beanie -_-
The Shanell Complex waay
.. Lol nah boi lol it was exactly at that moment I had to pause and ask myself if I'm really sitting through this... Couldn't handle that voice lolol
EXACTLY!
Most Jamaicans are not even rastafarians...
I ran off and dropped my phone. The head turn.
Do a response vid of you doing an Australian accent hahah
That would be so funny 😂😂😂😂
yass XD
Yess!!
she nuh right in har mind
Se nu rigt in ar mind*
SWiSS La shi no rite inna har mine
lol she was clearly joking
Amen
Lmfao I'm watching at work and trying my hardest not to laugh out loud. Now I look like I'm choking lmaoooo
Same here!
Exactly!! 😂😂😂
Me too
omg sameee
white people maaan😑
lmao
Lol I feel you😒
Let's be specific. We have white jamaicans. Let's say foreigners
When he turned around and stared at the camera 😂😂😂😂😂
yooooo I'm dying!
+Savannah Sylver AH WAH DO SOME GYAL 😩
di gal nuh easy to rassclot
bruv she sounds German😂😂
no she does not she sounds stupid not german
well she does to me
I am half Jamaican/American . My parents are Jamaican and I'm from America . I understand patois AND THAT IS NOT HOW U SPEAK IT
same
Adia Richards in that case you're just Jamaican-American. There's no half otherwise that would imply that one of your parents was American by birth with no Jamaican ancestry
the correct term is jamerican
Sameee Idk what she was thinking
Marlon face expression got me weak over here this is hilarious
I'm not even Jamaican and she pisses me off 🙄😂😂😂😂
exactly
ENGLISH : HOUSE
JAMACIAN : YARD
Lady Bee yawd lol
That's just beyond disrespectful, I don't speak patois but if I did I would learn it from someone who actually knows the language and speaks it and knows the culture. You don't do stuff like that. Just mad disrespectful
That one dislike must be the white chick who made the video lol
True shit...
Its 2 now
+Stephanie Styles Now its 5
Shug Avery Savage 💀
Candace Avery ...and her 21 family members now😂😂😂😉
I'm not even Jamaican and this made me mad 😂
She sounded like Count fucking Dracula in the beginning 😐. Who THE FUCK asked her to do this? They gotta run me this fade right NOW lmfao.
ALIENNNN!? *SIGNS OFF*
loool
The pain in his eyes bring tears to my eyes
I'm not Jamaican but everyone thinks when u use certain terms or words ur tryna be "Jamaican" like no I'm from the Caribbean. All Caribbean people use similar words and terms also I live in Toronto where everyone uses the slang that orignates from the black culture. But also people need to know that there are other islands then "Jamacia". that video is actually offensive to anyone that comes from a Caribbean background.
Ignore them, its the ignorant people who aren't familiar with the different Caribbean accents of a specific country, the minute someone speaks with a Caribbean accent, it could be a be trini, guyanese, bajan, etc speaking .. the ignorant people will still say "You sound Jamaican" ... while the Jamaicans clearly know that's not their accent lmaooo
Right or if ur black ur automatically Jamaican
Natasha Corner a lot of the so called jamacain words are actually African words. Like Fi, uno, dopi, juk, nyam, etc.
Asante Akan duppy*
Nobody is trying to act trini or bajan let's be real.
Their chupidity at times I keep coming back to this. Brilliant
Iggy Azalea is responsible for this nonsense.
I cried during the whole video 😂😂😂 your reaction is priceless .
Yo fam , she straight up offended the patois nation fam !!!!!!
man...ive had a roughhhh & trying night that tested my will...thank you for putting a smile back on my face. this is golden
Jamaican ? Nah , Jafakecan .
LMAO! This was so painful to my soul to watch -_-
something smells like "parody video"
I CANT BREATHE!!! I've never felt so insulted in my life lol
"Hello class and welcome to culture vulture 101"
😂😂 yyooo he said y does she sound like Dracula I'm done lmaooo she nuh right one bit
When he turned slowly to look at the camera after hearing the first 7 words out of her mouth, I lost it. I've stepped in puddles deeper than that chick...oh lawd.
This is fuckin' ridiculous! 😂😂😂😂 I'm not even Jamaican, but I still feel your pain bro! Got Dayyum!
Lmfaoo I'm not Jamaican & this bothered me so much
She is straight up being offensive, racist and prejudice all in one.
iam not even jamaican and i feel offended and pissed lol
This is so bad that I went from being upset to bursting out into laughter
I'm not West Indian, and I am so sorry she made this video. I was offended by it and cringed the whole time she was talking. I tagged this video to her, so she could hopefully see this, read the comments, and realize how racist and offensive her video is. I also told her she should delete it.
I cried through out this whole video . I had to rewind ...ALOT
He prayed to God😂😂😂
Dwl she nuh easy a bloodclaat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm Jamaican but this guurl sound French a wah d bbc this 😅😅😅
LMAO, she probably just bun a spliff and feel high
yoooow the b seh fi relax 😅😅😅😅😅 if I pop up in ya
mi laugh til mi nearly piss miself 😂😂 girl said alien, woman and child lawd come yah fi mi! 😂
I found that video to be racist and offensive too. It's also starting to seem obvious to me that in Australian culture that those type of ideologies and thoughts are commonplace.
This is beyond a disgrace to Jamaica. Before you even said Dracula I was thinking the exact same thing. However on a better note you're hilarious when you're mad 😂
What in the hell is this???? I only watched 2 seconds of her video and I'm already about to throw my computer...Why fam...WHY
I wish TH-cam took her video down...
the prey and that slow look at the cam ...fam LMAO
I felt so offended watching this cause that lady is actually me, my patois is so trash and my friends roast me daily
lmao
+lilbabedol lol Same with me I'm half Jamaican never been tho but I understand patois (not the stronf accents) I can speak a little but have a Canadian accent I need to go back home for a bit lol
lilbabedol I am, I just lost my accent as soon as I came to Canada in grade 6
MurkDzombi3s Me too, when I go back I'm definitely gonna take notes lol.
Watchya but patois is not an accent. It's an actual language. Broken english. Jamaican creole.
Wow the disrespect is really real! I'm not even Jamaican and that pissed off my soul smh 🤦🏽♂️
I'm white and this bothers me, someone get their woman
Here's how you actually speak patwa/patois
th-cam.com/video/n5vWv1oBwhM/w-d-xo.html
A russian spy lmaooo dude you hilarious, awesome vid
I'm disgusted by this lady and i ain't even Jamaican lol
Love your new laugh Marlin 😂
Something's gotta be done 😂
Education has taken serious turn for the worst if she is a language teacher
It is offensive. I wanted to throw things. Ugh.
lmao please stop, no just no we do NOT talk like that...... i lost precious brain cells
We do not say mon........what the hell?
We actually do say "mon", just not as frequent as she thinks.
+Big Marley are you Jamaican??????? No offence but I have never heard a Jamaican say mon
Nazir McDonald Yes, I'm Jamaican! XD
Haplone really? no Jamaicans say mon who tf says mon? I live in Jamaica I was born here and nvr in my life have I ever heard anyone say mon
she truly wicked. I literally can't.
this is racist. top left. swear down
" the wig is pissing me off " lmao😥😂
lool im Caribbean never have i ever hurd such foolary , she needs to stop everything.
LOL it's actually so sad to take in how serious she is
OoOOoo! The cringe is so real. MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Blcttt no sah a betta shi guh sleep yah mon 😂😂😂💀
couldn't even get past 1 minute because as soon as I heard that 'jamaican accent' I was done. I'd love to watch this video but I actually can't, sorry.
The wheel is broken... but it keeps SPINNING!
Very offensive to our culture, sigh.
my VERY FIRST thought when the video started was why does she sound like Dracula?!! Then you said it and I was dying! I swear your reactions are the same I have when I hear someone trying to do a Trini accent.
I'm triggered
Too much pirates, Inna WI business
'Why does she sound like Dracula?!' 😂😂 I'm done
I'm not Jamaican and I was offended. Your response..... priceless.
“Why does she sound like Dracula?!” 😂😂😂
The head turn & jaw clench bro lmaooooo
I loveeeeee the pauses! lol i'm literally dead
"why do u sound like dracula"
Dah White gyal yah head fry bredda!!!😂😂💀😂😂😂
I'm dyinggg this will never not be funny!
I PEED MYSELF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my family is Jamaican and I’m dyinggggg !!!!!
LOL THAT PRAYER😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
She was the absolute worst thing ever. Your commentary however had us all laughing so hard you were spot on about every syllable that drooled out of her head. She must not have any friends because someone should have told her to reconsider that utter rubbish she posted.
wooooooee ... bwoooy ... your reaction from the beginning is priceless😂😂😂
"Are you dying fam?" 😂😂😂
I died at "why do she sounds like dracula"
" whyyy dooo yoouu sounnd like Draculaaa" lmao
She fi get couple Bomboclatt box
This is merely the result of watching Marked for Death too many times.
yoooo I died when he said he was gonna have a stoke😂😂
HA! Di two a we start pray ah di SAME TIME! 😂😂😂
That head turn at 1:01 gave me life lol 😂😂😂😂