I GET BETTER, BUT OTHERS... UHHH.... GET MAD! In today's video we have.... ★ Alejandro: / kaggyfilms ★ Kestin: / lucariosklaw ★ Jason - bit.ly/2yaAzCF ★ Jess - A Dumb Potatoes.
"AHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNITE" "SON OF A biscuit." "You son of a . . ." "You're a [bark]." Let's face it, this is the episode of Alejandro Trying Not to Swear
The reason why they play golf: Aphmau:To win and have fun Jason:To win and have fun too Kestin:To win and have fun also Alejandro:To scream and break our eardrums Lol😂😂😂😂😂
Gene is my favorite character!!! My sister is always getting mad at me for this cause her favorite character is Zane. It’s great to see someone that actually agrees with me!😊
One of the main reasons I love these golf videos is because of the random noises they make and the conversations they have. They can just be talking and the- AHHHHHHHHH
I love how when Jason and Kestin were failing at a hole, and Alejandro called them pathetic. It just fits with their corresponding characters and their history XD Edit: I could totally see this happening during the time when Aphmau studied in Phoenix Drop High XP
@@charlietucker1908 He voices Gene in Jess's series (PDH, Mystreet, Minecraft Diaries)... He starts off as a major jerk and a bully in Phoenix Drop High, but he actually gets something of a redemption arc in Mystreet...
My mum came in to my room whilst I was watching this. She said "Turn that down NOW!" I said, "why mum?!?" She said, " ALL I CAN HEAR IS ANGRY AMERICANS!!!!!" Me: L to the O to the L
Did No One else Hear The BARK When Alejandro Called Jason Something Bad I Died Laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE This video Aphmau you are Amazing and Congrats on the Win
Why are his words so sexual- "Please, please, just get in the hole..!" "I'm gonna stroke myself to death." "I'm literally doing the same stroke, over and over again."
CD Sprinkles, lol I think you should spill it on your mom's new thing because it can be washed but you can't be brought back to life! Save yourself not the furniture!!
I knew it the man with a skull shirt is suppose to be Gene so its Alejandro YYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA (IM SO HAPPY FOR MY LIFE) P.S. Alejandro is trying to not swear
Me and my class would scream that song as loud as possible on the the bus when we were going on a field trip. Sorry bus driver. Did you take the cookies from the cookie jar? Could be. Then who? ......Gene! Gene took the cookie from the cookie jar.
Dear Jessica, I am so thankful that no matter what I can always count on you to make me feel better. It's so comforting that even if I am having the worse day possible I know that all I need to do is to go on TH-cam and go to your channel and watch one of your videos and my day will be the best it could ever be. You have a amazing personality and you always have that effect that if someone watches one of your videos that someone will fall in love with you and your bubbly personality. You're so positive and so kind and so genuine and so just happy. You can change someone's worst day and make them laugh and smile so much they can't even remember why they were sad. You are just so unique and aren't afraid to stick out in a crowd. I just want to say how much I love and support you and everything that you do. I look up to you so much, and want you to know how appreciated and loved you and the crew are. I love you so much and never forget that we (your fans) will always be here so you in your journey through TH-cam. Love you Jessica❤️💜🤠🤗
"High five! Me too! I can't swim!" "Nobody knew this Jess. Nobody knew that about you." "I- Alejandro didn't! 'Cause then he would've been like, 'Wow, my not swim buddy' like, he, like, we would use each other as a floaty if we were in like, dying," {Laughs} "Then we would just DROWN" {Laughs} "That's not how it works..." 7:53
When Alejandro said "I'm in the sand again." I felt bad for him, the voice he used made me sad... "Have mercy on my stroking soul... " and then Aphmau said "Avacado" I laughed so hard. Then when they were at Hole 11, when Alejandro missed his shot and was on his last stroke, he raged and it was so funny
Jess: Let's just wish them back with some magical balls-- Me: DRAGON BALL Z!? :D g-get it because Alejandro is a DBZ weeaboo like me...never mind... Edit: Wow... I've never gotten this many likes. Because I'm so alone....
Okay, I saw the skull on the shirt, and thought: OH YES! TIME TO WATCH ONE WITH MY FAVORITE, ALEJANDRO! Then, I checked to make sure it was him in the description, and I saw Kestin, not Alejandro. So I didn’t watch the video. Then on my instagram, I saw a snippet of this video, and thought, WAIT. IT WAS ALEJANDRO?!?!? And that’s they reason I’m watching this video. I completely skipped over Alejandro’s name in the description. I feel so bad.
I got to the part where they referenced Hercules and I almost died laughing! Yes! So Aweome! I freaking love these guys! OMG! I HAVE NO CULE WHAT I’M SAYING ANYMORE!! IT WAS SO RANDOM AND SO FUNNY! 🤣😝😇 If I had died I would have died so happy! But I didn’t! And I’m still happy! OMG! Anyways awesome vid! I love you guys! So stay awesome! ✌🏻😘😉
I love Jason's and Alejandro's passive aggressive comments the whole time
Agree
Lol same
Agreee 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥺💜😭🥰💋❤️
I know right it is funny cause when they get mad they sound like their characters
Alejandro wait what then why does his name say kaggy you do know that is another TH-camr name right
"AHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNITE"
"SON OF A biscuit."
"You son of a . . ."
"You're a [bark]."
Let's face it, this is the episode of Alejandro Trying Not to Swear
amethyst_ cat
It’s bork if you were wondering
(Yes I do love blaze/Jason lord)
that's so true
amethyst_ cat well did you hear him when he says that she brought him there to scream like a b***h
tried and failed
The RAWR XD FAM Karen no he said banshee which is a VERY loud ghost.
SON OF A- *remembers this is gonna be on aphmau's channel* biscut. Nice save, kaggy.
'ts alejandro
*sOn Of A*- buiscuit :)
21:03
Alejandro
@@shadow_playz1236 Kaggy is AlejandroSaab
Can someone please make an animation of Alejandro raging? That would be priceless 😂😂🤣
YAAAS PLEASE
OMG Yes!
yup
I'll try to do that even though that was request a year ago
Sure...maybe....idk
Jess: That what he said
Me: **Spits out soda** JESSICA!
There was also “it’s not about the size it’s how you use it!”
Bloody Rose your profile pic is you when Jess said it JESSICA BRAVURA
"I feel so naked. Y'all have like hats, and i'm like iM PooR"
same.
not gonna be once the anime hes in airs
I read it as he said that lol!
poverty is the best hat
Soupy Rice then aphmau says we’re trying not to knowledge that 🤣🤣
Kestin: IM EVEN FARTHER BACK!
Jason: THIS SUCKS -high pitched-
11:43
Alejandro: **RAGED*. SON OF A*
**Calmly** ...biscuit...?
12:51
"we would just use each other as a floaty"
"yeAH AnD ThEn wE CAn jUST dROwn"
*Mood*
Hahaha ya jess does not make sense sometimes
I WANT ALEJANDRO PLAYING UNO MY EARS ARE READYYYY
Yes pzzzz
YAS!
OMG so much rage XD I need that
yaaaas
SAMEEE
When you really need to cuss but you promised to keep it PG beforehand
SON OF A *BISCUIT*
CC_ Wolf 😂😂😂😂😂
CC_ Wolf hahahaha
fact
Lol😂😂
Me whenever i notice a teacher omg
Alejandro : son of a *an add about relaxing your mind*
Me : *DIES LAUGHING *
Kaggy will remember this.
*son of a biscuit*
👌🏼 lol
: )
Sup Kaggy
Who knew kaggy knew aph
The reason why they play golf:
Aphmau:To win and have fun
Jason:To win and have fun too
Kestin:To win and have fun also
Alejandro:To scream and break our eardrums
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
Julia Aplexs lol
Julia Aplexs so true
So true xD
Julia Aplexs
Julia Aplexs Lol
Gene: This is my training grounds, I am Hercules & Pete is gonna murder me.
Zane: RULE #96 KID FOCUS
*misses*
“RULE NUMBER 95 AIM!” 😂
@PureLoni the names of the characters they play become like nicknames for them
Does anybody else love Alejandro?
Yep
It's the VA for jene
Wait is he the voice actor of Sam/Aomoris?
I do
@@talennylover1239 sam from seduce me? yeah :)))
When I seen the picture thing " *OOOH THATS GENE MAD I WANNA SEE I LOVE GENE!!!!* " XD
Triggered Trash Kids is you salt increases due to cdnthethird
I love Gene too!
I HATE Gene, he is mean to aphmau
Gene is my favorite character!!! My sister is always getting mad at me for this cause her favorite character is Zane. It’s great to see someone that actually agrees with me!😊
“It’s not about the size it’s how you use it”
*Silence*
Me:*face palms*
Angelbeen Jess 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
I was hoping Jess would have said, It is about the size. :)
What time
*Insert audience facepalm*
😂
Alejandro: IM HEREEEEEEE!!!!!!! Oh-
**Jason Pushes Him**
Alejandro: You’re a *.[bark].*
Whats the timestamp of that please-
@@Faye_Pendragon 21:07
Jason: where are the dinosaurs?
Alejandro: they're dead
Me: Good answer good answer XD
XD
Alejandro has won points jason, kastin, and jess are at 0 they need to step up their game
LOL XD
Alejandro: I'm poor and I can't afford any balls- uhh.... I mean hats!
Me: *crying on the floor*
😂😂😂
You’re just like me
Wtf is wrong with me 😂
I heard it too. everything that they say sounds "wrong" to me x'D
I thought you said you were poor
oh god.
ahahaha.
Alejandro is absolutely hilarious in this episode. I never noticed how loud and rambunctious he was.
Jason = Chips Ahoy.
SФИIC LIGHΓИIИGБФLΓ lol!
. . . Yas
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Nom nom
*Me eating chips ahoy-*
One of the main reasons I love these golf videos is because of the random noises they make and the conversations they have. They can just be talking and the- AHHHHHHHHH
I love how when Jason and Kestin were failing at a hole, and Alejandro called them pathetic. It just fits with their corresponding characters and their history XD
Edit: I could totally see this happening during the time when Aphmau studied in Phoenix Drop High XP
AlbinoAngel who is Alejandro? I never figured it out
@@charlietucker1908 Gene
@@charlietucker1908 He voices Gene in Jess's series (PDH, Mystreet, Minecraft Diaries)...
He starts off as a major jerk and a bully in Phoenix Drop High, but he actually gets something of a redemption arc in Mystreet...
Kaggy: What a birdie, I'm a birdie ,chirp chirp.Me:falls of bed and breaks headphones (WORTH IT)
14:51, 19:54, 21:06 and 13:36 are me when I go to school every single day
He almost said it! Alexandro...this is a KID FRIENDLY channel! XD good job guys!
YOU NEED TO DO THIS WITH ALEJANDRO AGAIN
Alejandro: SON OF A..biscuit
Nice One Alejandro! 😂
"NOooOOooOOO000OO" the rage is real lmaoo
Matt Spicer Matt you are in about every video I watch and you also produce one of my favorite types of videos animation
Matt Spicer I WATCH your videos ^-^
Copy aa
Aaawazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
YOU WATCH APHMAU **Nose Bleed**
OH SHI-
*Realises this channel is PG*
SHINIHPS!
My mum came in to my room whilst I was watching this. She said "Turn that down NOW!" I said, "why mum?!?"
She said, " ALL I CAN HEAR IS ANGRY AMERICANS!!!!!"
Me: L to the O to the L
I’m guessing that you’re British since you used Mum not mom
I was in a win loose situation, I had headphones but my ears died
neah le boss I’m not rly sure why I mentioned that tbh
Idk 😐
Soz if I offended ya
😁😁
r u not american?
GothicUnicorn 346 I just died that was so cringe
Alejandro: *Please.. go in the hole...*
*Everyone laughs*
Jess says underneath her breath: *"that's what he said.."*
Me: JESS!😂😂 KID FRIENDLY!!♥️😂
XD omg
Timestamp pls
Aphmau: "Dats what he said."
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. PG FRIENDLY HUHHHHHHHHHHH
..
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.😂😂😂
I thought this was a pun
Dots what he said
*dot*
Did No One else Hear The BARK When Alejandro Called Jason Something Bad I Died Laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE This video Aphmau you are Amazing and Congrats on the Win
He said ' SON OF A B*CH
Kaggy- I got logged
Me-logged in or out
I was thinking about this joke
Why are his words so sexual-
"Please, please, just get in the hole..!"
"I'm gonna stroke myself to death."
"I'm literally doing the same stroke, over and over again."
You forgot " I stoked myself to the hole "
oof
"Have mercy on my stroking soul"
Alejandro: shhhhnize
Me: *chocking because she's eating cereal and doesn't want to spit all over moms new table cloth *
CD Sprinkles, lol I think you should spill it on your mom's new thing because it can be washed but you can't be brought back to life! Save yourself not the furniture!!
CD Sprinkels I was hiccuping and laughing It didn’t go so well...
CD Sprinkels lmao! I did the same thing but with cake and zero table cloth! (Sitting on the couch)
I remember once I laughed so hard I spit cola all over the table ;-;
CD Sprinkels what is chocking it sounds gross
12:50 oh dear SON OF A BISKET!! 😂😂
!!!! THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH ALEJANDRO!!!! YOU SHOULD TRY AND INVITE HIM MORE ON GOLF W FRIENDS I LOVE THIS
*Oh this is fine, I hated my life* Kaggy 2018
He's the this is fine dog
19:49 Probably my favorite part Lol xD
"OH GODDDDDDDDD!!!"
'SKIT SKIT SKITDAY IM OUTTA THE WAY!"
Kaleidoscope Burst when they were going down the long slide thing.
Marissa Armstrong OMG MY COUSIN! I AM PHILITATO AND YOU ARE PUGTATO 😃😃😃😃
Potato - Philippino OH HERRO MY LONG LOST COUSIN
Kaggy Is My Favourite Golf Player Now 😂
Same
Alejandro: this is my training grounds, I am Hercules & Pete is gonna murder me.
Kestin: RULE #96 KID FICUS
*FOCUS*
“SON OF A- biscuit...” OMG IM DEAD XD
*The rage begins when you open up the video,let this be the infernal strife of rageness*
I love Neko!!
So cute and so evil. Sounds like Aph
Jana THX
I KNOW U
I think you spelled Atsume wrong. you spelled Atumse.
12:51
“𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝘼 biscuit.” - Alejandro, 2018
I knew it the man with a skull shirt is suppose to be Gene so its Alejandro YYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA (IM SO HAPPY FOR MY LIFE)
P.S. Alejandro is trying to not swear
CuteKitty Cookie lol I though that was suppose to be zane low key
CuteKitty Cookie ok clam down breathe xhale and inhale !
Jay Red. Uno what??
CuteKitty Cookie I thought the voice was like Gene but I was like it could not be but now I am having 2end thoughts
CuteKitty Cookie its gene
SON OF A biscuit
Did he swear and they just edited that in?
@ILove Cats ok ot sounded like editing with how sudden it was
I want Kaggy to play uno
My ears are READYYYY ahhhhhhh 😳😳
This was my favourite part
Keston: “rule number 95 ,concertrat
I want him to play uno too😂
@@itz_pris8356 if it’s this bay for golf….imagine uno 😂😂😂😂
Rule number 96 AIM.
Me and my class would scream that song as loud as possible on the the bus when we were going on a field trip. Sorry bus driver. Did you take the cookies from the cookie jar? Could be. Then who? ......Gene! Gene took the cookie from the cookie jar.
Dear Jessica,
I am so thankful that no matter what I can always count on you to make me feel better. It's so comforting that even if I am having the worse day possible I know that all I need to do is to go on TH-cam and go to your channel and watch one of your videos and my day will be the best it could ever be. You have a amazing personality and you always have that effect that if someone watches one of your videos that someone will fall in love with you and your bubbly personality. You're so positive and so kind and so genuine and so just happy. You can change someone's worst day and make them laugh and smile so much they can't even remember why they were sad. You are just so unique and aren't afraid to stick out in a crowd. I just want to say how much I love and support you and everything that you do. I look up to you so much, and want you to know how appreciated and loved you and the crew are. I love you so much and never forget that we (your fans) will always be here so you in your journey through TH-cam. Love you Jessica❤️💜🤠🤗
Hamilton is my Jamilton awww that is so sweet of u
Hamilton is my Jamilton in felt the same way and... Ur a Hamilton fan?!?!?!!
Great username
That is true
1 I love this comment
2 I love your username
Is nobody gonna talk about Aphmau calling Alejandro “Alecago”
13:19
*s O N O F A*
biscuit c:
Nerdy Cookie hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha
That son of a biscuit~ hehehe
Nerdy Cookie I love it XD
*Umm......*
*Thats funny!*
It was just such a soft, biscit~
*_"I just stroked myself to the hole-"_*
This is how you know you found quality content.
OMG WE ARE ALL DEAF NOW LOL INCLUDING YOU APH
"I just stroked myself to the hole."
Me: ....
“d………darn”
“SON OF A………biscuit”
OML lol the those words are killing me! 😂 😂
"Have mercy on my stroking soul" Alejandro March 27 2018
Lol. I need more Kaggy in mah life. He better be coming next time!!!
Jason: Why can't I play?
Jess: It says "golf with FRIENDS"
lol I had to 😅
I just like how when we was screaming he had to fix the word in his head and it made it sound he was mad and then happy. SON OF A biscuit :3
Alejandro-So this is why u brought me here!
Jess-yes *laughs*
Alejandro-to yell like a b**ch
When was this lol
Lol yessss I know I wasn’t the only one who noticed. I was like “are they not gonna edit tht out?”
"to yell like a banchi" not b**ch
He actually said yell like a Banshee which is a mythical creature XD
"High five! Me too! I can't swim!" "Nobody knew this Jess. Nobody knew that about you." "I- Alejandro didn't! 'Cause then he would've been like, 'Wow, my not swim buddy' like, he, like, we would use each other as a floaty if we were in like, dying," {Laughs} "Then we would just DROWN" {Laughs} "That's not how it works..."
7:53
'oh--sh--shnites."
Jess giggles.
"What's the problem?" Smooth Alejandro. Smooth.
I think Alejandro got too excited! 😂😂😂
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE WHEN ALEJANDRO SAID “PLZ GET IN THE HOLE” JESS SAID “THATS WHAT HE SAID” IM SCREAMINNGGGGG
Kallie_WG i did and omg yas XD
What time I wanna hear
When??
When was this XD
amie hedman idk I can’t remember but it was sometime in the middle ish I think :P
GENE I MISSED U
A n i m e L i v i it’s not Gene, his name is Alejandro 😅
Kitty Atame he is the voice of gene
The Anime Freaks I know, but you shouldn’t really call him by his character name..
Kitty Atame i agree with that but maybe they did not know what there name was?
The Anime Freaks Maybe.. Even if it says in the description.. 😅
13:37 this is personally for my headphone users with there volume all the way up. Enjoy!😊
OUCH
I REGRET DOING THAT......
I don't regret doing that because it was hilarious but now I am deaf (not really)
I love the screams they make me laugh 😂
Mayra Diaz, everyone laughs when people are screaming, especially when the people sound like they're dying....
To get out of cussing
SHHHHHHHH----nights
Staci Ross I READ OVER THAT JUST AS HE SAID IT 😂🤣😂
Rylie says Hi nice
“ get in the hole “ 😏........( OH JESUS I NEED HELP 😂)
You not the only one
Everything funny was said by the choice actor of gene~senpai
Lol he's so funny
Elisamew Gaming what does that suppose to mean?
Elisamew Gaming oh my gosh lmaoo
15:10 oops, my alarm clock with off.
i laughed when kaggy raged PLS HAVE HIM ALL THE TIME IN THE GOLF VIDEOS
Jess: Oh. My. Gawd. 😤
Me: 😆 look at her. Bootiful. Purple. Ball!
I had to. I had to. I had to. I HAD TO!!! 😂
Alejandro: Get in the Hole PLEASE
Jess: That’s what he said
Xanthe: Yes Jess! INDEED
Kaggy is the exact same as Gene (barely stopping themselves from saying cuss words) and Gene is my mood
OMG PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER VID WITH ALEJANDRO!!! HE IS HILARIOUS
Joshua Fickensher
-yes please!-
“SHHHHHHHNIGHT!!!!” That’s the best save ever!! XD
Ale: *tries not to curse*
*gives up*
Ale: you're a b*tch
Kawaii Cookie when??
EnGlaNd Is My CItY at the end
8:07
i can just see jess pushing him under the water and standing on him to save herself lol
Jess: that's what he said
Me: *face palm*
*watches Kiss Him, Not Me* I will never, ever think of Gene/Alejandro the same. They are now my senpai.
I just stroked myself to the hole........
Hmmm....sorry but we don't have the birds and the bees on our schedule
When Alejandro said "I'm in the sand again." I felt bad for him, the voice he used made me sad... "Have mercy on my stroking soul... " and then Aphmau said "Avacado" I laughed so hard. Then when they were at Hole 11, when Alejandro missed his shot and was on his last stroke, he raged and it was so funny
Alejandro/yandere~kun/gene raged so much in this xD
I mean, in the first map I can relate 😂😂
4:34 "Sorry but I already stroked myself in the hole"
*That sounded off but okay*
Alejandro’s voice is so calm, even when he is raging 👌
KESTIN at 19:16 “I didn’t even try to do that you just fell into it” imma use that when I have a baby
Jess: Let's just wish them back with some magical balls--
Me: DRAGON BALL Z!? :D
g-get it because Alejandro is a DBZ weeaboo like me...never mind...
Edit: Wow... I've never gotten this many likes. Because I'm so alone....
He voice acts dbz legends
@@suraimu43 YES! THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS!
@@ac31ell YEAH!!!!!! I'm subbing to you.
@@suraimu43 THANK YOU! JUST DON'T WATCH ANYTHING! I DID THAT STUFF AGES AGO!
@@ac31ell any social media? Twitter?
😂I cannot stop Laughing 🤣 (Kaggy) IS TOOOOO FUNNYYY🤣🤣 son of a *Biscuit* 🤣🤣 oh *SHhhhhintz* 🤣 DEADDDD
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Okay, I saw the skull on the shirt, and thought: OH YES! TIME TO WATCH ONE WITH MY FAVORITE, ALEJANDRO! Then, I checked to make sure it was him in the description, and I saw Kestin, not Alejandro. So I didn’t watch the video. Then on my instagram, I saw a snippet of this video, and thought, WAIT. IT WAS ALEJANDRO?!?!? And that’s they reason I’m watching this video. I completely skipped over Alejandro’s name in the description. I feel so bad.
Same
Kawaii_Nerd 2134 Lol, I almost did the same thing
Kawaii_Nerd 2134 I did not see Andy so I did not is the vid but I click just to know and one I saw Alejandro and to I saw rage and I was so happy
I mean I would’ve still watched the video even if Alejandro wasn’t there \(.-.)/
I thought. Is that Alejandro or Kestin?
Jess this is a fun game
Aphmau: quietly says
*that’s what he said.*
Rip ears...
Gene:I'm poor so I can't afford balls
Me:Yeah you can, there just tiny!
Lol, if any one gets this, then pls like, lol!!😂😂
where's Gene?
Blythe Gross
Blythe Gross I get it
Blythe Gross you pervert
Alejandro*
I got to the part where they referenced Hercules and I almost died laughing! Yes! So Aweome! I freaking love these guys! OMG! I HAVE NO CULE WHAT I’M SAYING ANYMORE!! IT WAS SO RANDOM AND SO FUNNY! 🤣😝😇 If I had died I would have died so happy! But I didn’t! And I’m still happy! OMG!
Anyways awesome vid! I love you guys! So stay awesome! ✌🏻😘😉