@@Allrounder14509 are you serious trying to start a argument about the terms and conditions for something to be considered cannibalism because if so cannibalism in generaly is eating OTHERS of your own species not yourself if your eating yourself it's autocannibilism/selfcannibalism
@@Conrad_the_new_kid Nonono I’m saying that I finally found a person who isn’t like “it’s fake bro” and they don’t get it’s a joke cause people like that are so annoying
FYI: Warm water helps melt the ice. The hotter or colder water is in freezing temps the quicker it'll freeze. Meaning Luke warm water takes long to freeze. Don't actually know or care why,I just know I'm glad my grandpa knew wtf he was doing when he puked it on my tongue.
If you keep it preserved surgeons can try and reattach it. They can do this with any relatively small appendage, although you’re tongue won’t be nearly as strong as it once was
I really love what you said, and, I agree, but... if the tongue is disconnected from the body, it can't send signals to the brain about taste. "Idk maybe it does"
Had something similar happen, my dog ripped my upper lip off and I grabbed it off the couch and put it in a bag with ice and drove myself to the er. One handed btw ( was profusely bleeding ) and also had to shift gears. Got 63 stitches and it took about a month to heal. Apparently there is a huge risk that it won’t go back on or that you’ll get infection
Love that “Get in loser” sticker, I can imagine if I had an EMT friend getting me and yelling “Get in loser, we are going to the ER!” As they throw sparkles in the shape of the Red Cross symbol
There’s a saying in Portuguese that parents say when their kids ask what’s for dinner. Which is roughly translated to tongues of questioners (so the tongues of people who ask). It’s a not so subtle way of saying it’s not important because you’re going to eat it.
@@Animatrix-Ro basically: child - "what's for dinner?" mom - "tongue of questioners" its like he said, youre going to eat whats being made, so it doesnt really matter if they ask wahts for dinner. youll see what it is once the dinner is on the table.
you guys want to moisten the gauze FIRST. Moistening the gauze before wrapping a severed body part, such as a tongue, is recommended for the following reasons: 1. Effective Moisture Distribution: Moistening the gauze or paper towel before wrapping ensures that the moisture is evenly distributed across the surface. This helps maintain the tissue’s hydration more consistently, which is crucial for preserving the cells until medical attention can be provided. 2. Preventing Damage: Wrapping the severed part with already moistened gauze is gentler on the tissue. If you were to wrap it dry and then moisten it, the process might cause unnecessary movement or pressure on the delicate severed tissue, potentially causing further damage. 3. Immediate Hydration: By moistening the gauze beforehand, you provide immediate hydration to the severed tissue, which is critical for preserving its viability. Any delay in providing moisture might lead to dehydration and cell damage. 4. Ease of Handling: Handling pre-moistened gauze is easier and quicker in an emergency situation, ensuring that the severed part is protected and preserved as quickly as possible.
When i was a very little child and severely neglected i was super thirsty (couldnt reach the cabinet for a cup or the sink) i opened the mini fridge and saw the ice so i tried to take a bite and my tongue got stuck (i was like 5 or 6) my parents were upstairs getting high and couldn't hear me screaming for help, i tried reaching the sink for hot water obviously was pointless considering i couldnt reach it in the first place 😅 so after a while of panicking and screaming for help i just ripped the top layer of my tongue off 😅
“Let me show you what to do if your tongue gets stuck”
Saw: 😟
Scissors: ✂️ 👅
Lol
It will grow back, don't worry
@@Random64 I don’t think so😭
Lol
Now I'm convinced that this guy has spare part for any type of body part in his room
even his peni-
is this even legal
Even a di-
@@Doodlesoak ck
Aether
“This can cause injury to the fleshhhhhhhh” LMAOOOOO😭😭😭
I HEARD THAT ONE 😂😂😂
I don’t get how that’s funny
@@MVDSYNISTERPRODUCTIONSit’s obvious it would
I dont get it
@@Your_Normal_AvGeek it’s funny because obviously it will cause an injury to the flesh, idk why he’s saying that like we don’t know
So are we not gonna talk about him saying “fleeeeesssshhh” like that 😂
lol that’s what I thought
flesssssssshhhhhh* /nsrs
OP is freaky
the flesshhhhh
No
he's amazing for being able to speak properly after losing his tongue. that's some quick tongue regeneration
Brah no way??!!!@@BogusTheGreatKid
@@BogusTheGreatKid r/woooosh
@@YellowSpaceMarine yes way
@@BogusTheGreatKidI didn't know you can speak with a fake tongue. Thanks for letting me know.
@@BogusTheGreatKidmissed the point three times. A new record!
Mad respect for anybody who donated their tongue to this guy
That’s clearly fake bruh
No way@@Orange88794
@@Orange88794r/whooosh
its a fake tongue
guys I know its a joke
bro ofc its a joke
First step, don’t stick your tongue to a pole at all, warm or cold.
my pole got stuck twice a week
@@vinhbuitan7609what?
ayoo...
🤓
@@vinhbuitan7609AYO
"Da fleshhhhhhhhh" 💀
Fr😂
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i love the “To ThE fLeShHhH”😂😂😂😂😂
fr
RIP EAZY
@OSAFUAOV "ashcually name X Y songs guys" 🤓🤓☝️☝️
@OSAFUAOV
1. My Baby’z Mama
2. Sorry Louie
3. Neighborhood Sniper
You're a newgen fo shoo, now go watch your cartoons, silly nerd lmfao
@OSAFUAOV now quiet, newgen
Man, how nice of you to volunteer your tongue for this!
Bro….💀💀💀💀
FR
Then how he can talk 💀
He recorded before OC@@Tinpot_aswell
@@Tinpot_aswellsorry to ruin the joke but it's fake.
"what's for lunch mom?"
"Tongue sandwich"
“Your brother was being stupid outside again. And on a completely unrelated note, he cant talk anymore.”
“Ooh yummy, thx mom..”
Wanna nother one
Im Portuguese we have a joke that when someone asks what's for dinner you answer: "questioner's tongue"
It would be more logical with beef tongue.
The FBI:
“Where’d you get all these tongues?”
Butcher plant
😂😂😂
The SUSPECT:
"Uhh it's from amazon.."
… We don’t talk about that👹👹👹
From the tounge store, haha " proceeds to be tackled"
"this can cause injury to the flessshhh" 😂
Shit gave me goosebumps
Then was he supposed to say meat 🌚
@@naughtychildhood8778 shut up bro
Lol
He thoroughly enjoyed the fleshhhhh
I really don’t like how that tongue is making me feel
my tongue feel weird
I am extremely bothered by it
😈😈😈
I really like how that tongue is making me feel 😩
@@Meaterbeater420 Nah ur banned
"Just kidding"
Cannibals: *C'mon man!*
Would it be considered cannibalism if you eat yourself
@@A39pro Well if you yourself are a human, *then yes*
@@Allrounder14509 but cannibalism says eating your own species noting about yourself so I don't know maby
@@A39pro Are you not part of your *"own species"* 😑
@@Allrounder14509 are you serious trying to start a argument about the terms and conditions for something to be considered cannibalism because if so cannibalism in generaly is eating OTHERS of your own species not yourself if your eating yourself it's autocannibilism/selfcannibalism
Imagine having this guy pull up as your EMT. "Oh you lost an arm" casually pulls out a matching spare arm from his bag and slaps it on
Wh-Where did you get that arm?..
My guy cut off his own tongue to give us medical advice 😭😭😭
It’s fake
@@IHateMyEyesClosedPplwow! you’re such a big genius!
@@IHateMyEyesClosedPplno shit sherlock.... and
you would be so fun at parties...
😐
@@IHateMyEyesClosedPplhow can you tell?
@@IHateMyEyesClosedPpl
Bro doesn't know what sarcasm is.
„This can cause injury to the Fleshhhhhhhh“ I’m already dying 🤣💀
i finally found this comment
😂😂
😂💀
It's not even that funny??
It’s not that funny.
I can imagine in a zombie apocalypse this guy will still create content to keep us safe
yeah because we will have working internet in a zombie apocalypse 🤦♂️
What’s ur point lmao@@vamhpydeath
@@vamhpydeaththat’s if people are still going to work 😅
@@vamhpydeath☝️🤓
Eat
The way he put three tongues on the sandwich expecting me to sacrifice my collection
… what, the fu-
”Yo whats for dinner?”
”Just prolly some tongue soup.”
People who like sheep tongue souse: 😋🤤🍲
@lapiswolf2780 me too buddy, me too.
😂😂😂
💀
Juh um ‘ongue oup
Blind people: 🤨
Deaf people: 💀
Reverse it
@@kissalasoruvudhukannuwant
I read deaf people as DEAD people and it made reading this so much funnier
Blind people: 💀
Deaf people: 💀
Blind and deaf people: 😀
its all sus until he turns on the subtitles
bro casually pulled off his tongue for this video. underrated as hell for all this effort
ha
Ha. Ha ha.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ha.ha.hag
Twice
Me- bleeding when my tongue is ripped off
Him- wrapping the pieces of tongue 😂
"If you accidentally rip a piece of your tongue off, you could use it for a delicious soup or sandwich" 😂😂😂
A little bit of self-cannibalism never hurt anybody 😂
💀💀
Well done you watched the video
I know I was there
😊😅😊😊😊😅😊😅😅😊😅😊😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😅😅😊😊😅1😅😅😊😊😅😊😅😊😅😊😅😅😊😅😊😊😅😊😅😊😅😅😊😊😊😊😅😅😊😅😊😅1😊😅😊😊😅😊😅😊😅😊😅😊😊😅😊😅😅😊😊😊😅😊😅😊😅😊😅1ต😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Mad respect to this guy. He cut off his own tongue just to show us what to do if we get ours stuck.
His tongue regenerates like a lizard tail
@@thatguy6227FINALLY someone who isn’t stupid to not figure out that this is a joke
@@Alaxoozhe cut off his tongue?
@@Conrad_the_new_kid Nonono I’m saying that I finally found a person who isn’t like “it’s fake bro” and they don’t get it’s a joke cause people like that are so annoying
@@Conrad_the_new_kid Bro, just understand the joke. 😢
Bro went from a tutorial on how to free your tongue from frost to a cooking video
first saw it off🤣
honorable mention: he used 4 fake tongues for the cooking.
FYI: Warm water helps melt the ice. The hotter or colder water is in freezing temps the quicker it'll freeze. Meaning Luke warm water takes long to freeze. Don't actually know or care why,I just know I'm glad my grandpa knew wtf he was doing when he puked it on my tongue.
“Let me help you”
**brings fkn flamethrower** 🔥💀
well what else 2 do bro? 😂
the pop match the comment
*Screams in frozen tongue*
😂
“I’m just cauterizing the wound so it doesn’t bleed”
“Preserve it and keep it cool” what’s your plans with it Jeffry? 🤣
If you keep it preserved surgeons can try and reattach it. They can do this with any relatively small appendage, although you’re tongue won’t be nearly as strong as it once was
@st1nkyblue562bro actually shut up I’m tired of people like u putting nerd emojis on comments that are just trying to help people who are confused
he's just telling us bro whats with ur negativity@st1nkyblue562
@st1nkyblue562It's not nerdy to know how to stay safe.
@st1nkyblue562What are you trying to accomplish? Are you saying that providing basic information is nerdy and by extension "cringe" in your eyes?
This is the most darkest yet helpful short.
Edit: holy cow am famous 🤯
well, if you dumb enough to lick a cold metal object in winter and get stuck survival of the fittest.
@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue but it's like he did it on purpose just for this short.
uhm, actually it is darkest, not most darkest 🤓
@@Wasser_Saft well okay bro
@@Wasser_Saft I'm confused
What make a sandwich with your tongue but how your gonna eat then 🫵🏿💀👏🏿 😂 got me laughing
That “flesssshhhhhh” was like same💀
Fr
WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS BETTER
@RageyTV um no its not 😨 r u helping me stay alive?? no?? woah!!
Sorry guys :(
wtf does this even mean
“Where did you get that tongue from?
“Don’t worry about it”
Oh ew1
dot wohe ot i
broo lol
This is the most informative/cursed short I've ever seen!
Edit:sorry, i had to... But 14,000 bruhh, forreal 😂🙏 bless you
I've seen worse.... 😮💨
fax
People you absolutely not smart to not just use your body warm instead of doing it so complicated or painful for no reason
@@KillerCrewmate2526 exhibit A
i made the likes hit 1k
When you see the light. You find peace in your life. This light is called, Heaven. Remember to pray to jesus every day
"Where did you get the tongue from?"
"Oh don't worry"
💀💀
Oh gon'k wohhy*
@@Urgulis💀💀💀💀
It’s a lamb tongue
@@fujimarcus2629
That one guy named lamb :
That kid who got his tongue stuck on the pole in “a Christmas story” should take advice from this guy
exactly what i thought lol
no he shouldn’t, not everyone would walk with water for no reason
@@Strawberiidreadsshe literally shows a method without water
@@Addsup ok? and? i didn’t watch the full video because i didn’t have time FYI
@ShakeYoDreadss bro doesn't have time to watch 5 more seconds on a yt short but he can write a whole ass comment
Props to the people who donated their tongues for this
they are fake tounges
@@catwacatwahow dare u assume those r fake tongues, i didnt just donate my own tongue just for them to be called fake!!
@@catwacatwa bruh i literally donated my tongue for this video and you call it fake. These people nowadays smh
@@catwacatwaYou're fake
Who said they were donated?
Achievement Unlocked: Germs On Your Tongue
"yo bro you're late where were you!?"
"sawed off my tongue :("
Thawed ofth my thongue
"MEH MEH MLEW MLEW MLEW"
Thpawped awpf myythp topuths
@@tylercerda8444i love you for this
_sawed off my tongue :(_
"Why are you moving your hands like that? You ok?"
"What would you do if your tongue gets stuck?"
Me: *"Bite it."*
yummers 😋😋
nom nom nom
Poor wader duman
Whyyyyy
This guy is really awesome at his job. Thanks, bro. I recommend everyone subscribe to him.
no
@@imsoskibkdiwhy what's your problem?
then why?@@imsoskibkdi
A cannibal is definitely taking notes 😅
"this could cause injury to the fleshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
LOL 🤣
I'm here for the "fleshhh" 🖤
Same😂😂
ME TOO 😂😂😂
that is actually very helpful advice, I knew about the water but not about the breath
You've never heard of it? You should breathe more often, drinking water alone won't get you anywhere. You're welcome
the best advice is to not stop stupidi things
Lol@@Horzinicla
Bro brought a new light to “what that tounge do” 😭
The hacksaw method worked perfectly! Thanks for the video!
Underrated comment, made me chuckle lol
You mean "the hackthaw methoth woykth peyfectly"
What about the blood?
props to the guy who donated half his tongue for this
There were a lot of tongues in this video soo...
Props to everybody who donated their tongues.
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS
The youngest is the strongest muscle Wana wrestle
HE WAS USING A FAKE TOUNGE FOR ALMOST THE WHOLE VIDEO
@@BogusTheGreatKiddamn bro youre so smart
Props to the guy who sacrificed his tounge
Yep, just props. Honest 😅
It's not real lil kiddo
@@fighterinmkiwiscience3517it’s a joke lil kiddo
@@goldfishsandwich9737 talking back to daddy isn't cool😡
@@fighterinmkiwiscience3517 aight lil bro
"this can cause injury to the fleshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" got me rolling on the floor 😂
"use your tongue for a meal" bro thought he was jeffrey dahmer
Naw he used other peoples tongues 😂
Na he not thought he is
@@liamgardner6250 That's what Jeffery Dahmer used to do..
😮 another Topzy fan
the "just kidding" had me dead 😭💀
Yeah, hillarious...
😂*
“What did you do with your tongue today?”
That made my dirty mind go places💀
oh, common you were born in a dirty place that's no surprise your mind would go back there.🤣
What
Same bro, same. 💀🤚🏼
Guess not only your mind Is going places.
@@RonaIdoSoccerahaha um
"What were you doing with the pillar?"
"I thought it was my wife"
_💀💀_
💀
“This can cause injury to the fleshhhhhhhhh” 😂
“ This can cause injury to the fleshhhh”
Me: Boi I can smell your breath from over my phone! Get a motha fippin mint!
Gotta know how this is anywhere near funny
More like "This can cause injury to the fle🤫"
I knew a guy that had his tongue stuck and had to piss into his hand to melt the ice with
😂 sounds delicious, aye?
"911 what's your emergency"
*bRaNg huT wATeR*
Bro the first comment which made me laugh 😂😂
😂😂😂
This should 100% be pinned! 😂
i could imagine that in a news station replaying the vicitms "plead of help"
Something about this comment makes me feel like I witnessed classic comedy
“This can cause injury to the flesssshhhhh” *attempts to do it* I’m dead alr😂😂😂
He sounded like some ghoul with that drawn out wording. Lol
“Alright so put the tongue in the-“
*dies*
Woah I didnt expect that soup part
How does this have 11 likes and NO REPLIES?!? HE HAS 1MILLION SUBS
@@ClaraTheCapricorn.official idk
I’m watching this in 2024. It says this comment has 50 likes
@@HalaimaJackson-v6k I saw it nine days ago
nice chinese foods
props to the people who donated their tongues
"Fleshhh" got me dying 😂
Dude I love how this is satire yet amazing
If we used our tongue as food, we be tasting the food already before it's even done. 😂😂
I really love what you said, and, I agree, but... if the tongue is disconnected from the body, it can't send signals to the brain about taste. "Idk maybe it does"
@@tbctv8185 Yes. You're right. Besides that, smell could help with that too. 😄😄😂😂
@@tbctv8185it doesn’t, but it’s a joke so…
@@tbctv8185wow really just gotta ruin the joke
You know... I'm actually kinda curious, like, would I get a tummy ache from it? Probably not but still curious.
Had something similar happen, my dog ripped my upper lip off and I grabbed it off the couch and put it in a bag with ice and drove myself to the er. One handed btw ( was profusely bleeding ) and also had to shift gears. Got 63 stitches and it took about a month to heal. Apparently there is a huge risk that it won’t go back on or that you’ll get infection
What the fuck man damn ouch what
Damn! That sounds awful, glad to hear you’re better!
i read dog as dad for a second and i got so fucking confused until i noticed it said dog
did you punished that useless piece of crap?
Did your dog do that on purpose or by accident?
The fact that he really went outside and licked a pole shows how much he cares for us😊
you're so weird bro💀 you're just saying this to make him feel good, stop the cap
Its a joke 💀@@Owlies_L1011
@@scp_bot7949 well i couldnt understand, many people do this
@@Owlies_L1011ok you autistic
@@Owlies_L1011it's a joke
"let me know what you did with your tounge today"
me: i. um. skip.
Love that “Get in loser” sticker, I can imagine if I had an EMT friend getting me and yelling “Get in loser, we are going to the ER!” As they throw sparkles in the shape of the Red Cross symbol
"Hop in loser, we're going healing!" - Med Girls
Taylor swift is doo doo
i winced
not me, winter never came in here
Nope
Nah i never licked things in the winter cause i waa taught since i was a kid
Yeah when he cut it with the scissors 😅
"your warm breath should make the ice melt" is bro tryna say i got hot breath 💀
💀
Yes. You do.
Yes
Yes. That is a true statement. I don't see why you're acting as if that's a weird thing to say.
it's not like it started with "your warm breath" or anything
The most easy and normal "Saw" torture traps:
“This could cause injury to the fleshhhhh” 💀
Edit: I was about to say “mom I’m famous!” but i am not a bot
@@thinkingofacoolusername too white to say nigga
@@thinkingofacoolusernametf?
CHILL@@thinkingofacoolusername
@@thinkingofacoolusernamewildin
@@thinkingofacoolusername💀
There’s a saying in Portuguese that parents say when their kids ask what’s for dinner. Which is roughly translated to tongues of questioners (so the tongues of people who ask). It’s a not so subtle way of saying it’s not important because you’re going to eat it.
What? I didn't understand a single thing
@@Animatrix-Ro basically: child - "what's for dinner?"
mom - "tongue of questioners"
its like he said, youre going to eat whats being made, so it doesnt really matter if they ask wahts for dinner. youll see what it is once the dinner is on the table.
Ahh... Línguas de perguntador! O meu prato preferido!
"this can cause injury to ur fleshhhhhhhhhhhhh" got me rolling like a burrito 😂
Edit: .
Edit2: thanks for 1.8k likes
😭😭🤣🤣 man samee
Sameee😂😂😂
“injury to the flesh” not your, you mushroom
You are not famous because of likes on a comment. Why does no one understand that 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@TagelitoGD /rwoooosh
"Try covering the object with your mouth"
*Now your hands are stuck*
Also pro tip, you make warm “water” with your mouth, so you can kinda build some up on your tongue and let it flow down onto the tip and you’re free
That’s what they did on the video. They also covered the tongue with there hands so that any iciness or coldness will not be exposed.
saliva? 💀
This is assuming your feet are on solid ground. If you are airborne, the spit may run into your eyes and cause further damage.
I assume you've, unfortunately, had some experience
Those people who risked cutting their tongues just to give us an advice about what to do are true heroes 🙏
The germs your tongue would have💀
believe me the germs would be the least of your concerns if your tongue in stack somewhere
Never felt so happy about living in South America
"just kidding"
There goes my evening plans
Metal pole: *exists*
6yr olds: "i wonder how it tastes like"
This sh1t is inevitable when you’re a child. 😅
This man is very underrated.
you guys want to moisten the gauze FIRST.
Moistening the gauze before wrapping a severed body part, such as a tongue, is recommended for the following reasons:
1. Effective Moisture Distribution: Moistening the gauze or paper towel before wrapping ensures that the moisture is evenly distributed across the surface. This helps maintain the tissue’s hydration more consistently, which is crucial for preserving the cells until medical attention can be provided.
2. Preventing Damage: Wrapping the severed part with already moistened gauze is gentler on the tissue. If you were to wrap it dry and then moisten it, the process might cause unnecessary movement or pressure on the delicate severed tissue, potentially causing further damage.
3. Immediate Hydration: By moistening the gauze beforehand, you provide immediate hydration to the severed tissue, which is critical for preserving its viability. Any delay in providing moisture might lead to dehydration and cell damage.
4. Ease of Handling: Handling pre-moistened gauze is easier and quicker in an emergency situation, ensuring that the severed part is protected and preserved as quickly as possible.
"this can cause injury, to the ✨fLeSh✨"
"You can use it for soup or a sandwish" 💀💀😭
Edit: 1k likes??? Omg ty!!! 😭 I never got this much:D
to the *FLESHHHHHHHH*
.
🗿
Just kiddingg 😏
@@CR4F7YC0RN mah gah smiling critters fan?
I love how he goes "fleshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Fleshhhhh
@@KieramLitchfield light
“Follow me if you wanna live” 💀
I love this guy omg 😂😂😂
Edit: WHOA 50+ LIKES!? HELP
Edit: 100 YALL ARE CRAZYYY
We're cannibals now 💀
💀💀💀💀💀
@cass who's that on your profile picture?
Who's we? Like, Nintendo Wii?
Imagine you watch this while your tongue is stuck on a metal bar from a road sign
When i was a very little child and severely neglected i was super thirsty (couldnt reach the cabinet for a cup or the sink) i opened the mini fridge and saw the ice so i tried to take a bite and my tongue got stuck (i was like 5 or 6) my parents were upstairs getting high and couldn't hear me screaming for help, i tried reaching the sink for hot water obviously was pointless considering i couldnt reach it in the first place 😅 so after a while of panicking and screaming for help i just ripped the top layer of my tongue off 😅
You’re one crazy kitten
@@naturesymphony8423 yes thank you, im aware 🤣
excuse
I beg your greatest biggest pardon?
I hope thier not here anymore
Thank you for sacrificing your own tongue to teach us this valuable lesson.
"I TRIPLE DOG DARE YAH!"
is that a reference chat
"Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat" ☠️
Goated reference
thtuck? thtuck? THTUCKKK
I love how he educates (I think he knows what he's talking about I'm not an EMT) but also goes out of his way to make everyone squeamish lol.
his videos actually help a lot
"You ate my tongue bruh" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
The Christmas story flashback is playing in my head
Mad respect for the guy in your basement for his tongue
Respect to the person who sacrificed it's tongue for this video.
Bro said flesh like a hellraiser monster 💀
This is both actually helpful and incredibly confusing lmao