Blancmange is a sweet dessert commonly made with milk or cream and sugar thickened with gelatin, cornstarch or Irish moss, and often flavoured with almonds. It is usually set in a mould and served cold. Also known as a floppy shit cake.
i initially wanted to do NCS, but i rejected their offer because i wasnt really that interested. then they got really annoying and really wanted to change my mind...they did this by calling me an extra 5 times, and sending a total of 3 letters. i got really annoyed that they didnt accept my initial rejection that i had to email them personally about acceptig my decision. they were so annoying, like an annoying little sibling following behind me. this put me off of doing NCS next year and the year after.
Jessica Wong yeah, they only recently stopped ringing me. They came into my school a few months ago but I just never rang them after the first time they called. But they would just ring me everyday and send emails. Bloody nightmare.
I did NCS a few years ago and I'm really surprised at how many people had a bad time doing it, being out of your comfort zone socially for a few weeks and having to make friends with people you might not usually talk to or have never met before is good practice for the real world, especially in the more collaborative activities where everyone had to work together. It's also worth mentioning that even though some of the activities were shit, you end up bonding with people and having a laugh about the situation, which turned out to be some of the highlights of my experience. As for the volunteering yeah you can half ass it and do something safe and boring but if you really want to do something different that you care about in your local community the instructors seemed more than happy to take a back seat and help where they could whilst you drove the project. Don't let these comments put you off if you're considering it, four weeks of your life in nothing in the grand scheme of things!
I love “Clickbait” so much haha I think it was such a good decision. It’s so funny , I love it. But I’m also happy you still have the shed. I just love the direction this channel has taken. Good job! Keep it up , love ya
Man I’m in SUCH a hard time right now with my mental health. You’ve got no fucking idea how happy I am that you’ve uploaded. Watching you feels like I’m sitting down with a mate slagging shit off and I love it. They genuinely make me feel less lonely, even if just for five minutes so thanks mate, you make a difference. 😘
Jack I don’t know if you actually realise this but my NCS is the biggest joke in all schools in the UK. Stuff like, The way they send you text after text or email after email
It’s great to hear that you’ve started doing stand-up! Good luck with it - although you probably won’t really need it. I think you’re gonna be successful with that!☺️👍🏻
One time ncs came to my school and we all had to give our email address and number whether we wanted to do it or not. For a solid 6 months, we would all get calls, texts and emails NON STOP. would not recommend giving your details to them 😂👍🏻
They rang me twice a day for weeks! Then when they came back into my college I told the guy to his face that they wouldn't leave me alone and he gave me some BS excuse about how their system crashed and kept everyones numbers
My sister did NCS, and sorry, but it’s total shit. Under planned and over funded. Her leader was a social crisis, having had Bulimia, a mentally handicapped brother, and anxiety, and she was supposed to marshal 20+ teenagers.
I'm going on the NCS experience week things this summer. They visited my house yesterday to solidify everything and make sure that if I ever need help with my mental health whilst on the thing then they can help. I'm super excited.
I remember finding the episode with Jack in online although I didn't make the connection it was him until a while later after I found more of his older videos.
I really really enjoy watching your content I think u should have a bigger following. I dye of laughter when I watch your videos and love your brutal honesty in your videos
I did NCS and I made friends... on facebook... and never spoke to them again. I’m sorry but my experience wasn’t the greatest, do not attend if you’re an introvert, as much as you’d like to make friends, do not attend.
I'm usually a silent lurker but man I have to say I'd love to see a comedy gig if you did one, you're one of the only youtubers I laugh out loud at! Keep it man!
0:36 Opens new window and Googles whatever a bloody Blancmange is. "Blancmange is a sweet dessert commonly made with milk or cream and sugar thickened with gelatin, cornstarch or Irish moss, and often flavoured with almonds. It is usually set in a mould and served cold." There you go people. 😂
Loved this video JAACK! You’re so truthful with your opinions and not afraid to say your true opinions! Think you should deffo do a hot or not video with youtubers, or good or bad experiences with youtubers aha
jackie!!! I survived cancer twice while having half of my face amputated in the process.. a tumor destroyed my jaw and changed everything I once knew.. I decided to start my own channel to inspire others who feel ugly and not good enough for this world..I moved to Barcelona to build a new life. I want to show others that it's all about positivity and energy.. and that with the right mindset, you can overcome any mental or physical hurdle if u just learn to love yourself! positive energy trumps any physical shell! go check me out and subscribe if u want to help me reach my goal of helping others who lack self-love.. it would mean the world to me!!
I’m working with NCS this summer they’re generally a great thing to get involved with. I’ve also done it as a participant and can’t recommend it enough !
As soon as you mentioned you were on hotel of mum and dad, I paused this video, found it and watched it. And honestly, it was worth it. Funniest and best TH-camr ever 😂
The three bags of walkers crisps in the background is a level of success I will never reach.
Charlotte Booth THANK YOU! I’ve been trying to work out what that was since they appeared.
My only guess was printer paper 😂 🤦🏻♀️
#MakeTheShedGreatAgain #MSGA
E Hugo
#LiterallyCommentedAsAJoke #ILikeClickbait
666 liker
‘Apparently dead wasn’t the right answer’
but it was
Freya Is Depressed death is always the answer
Are there actually people who don't remember BBC 3 on the tv. I swear it only went online like 2 years ago
Morgan Bruce hOLd uP i never even knew it was gone
Custard Pocket same😂
And here's me, I didn't even know it stopped being on the telly (I don't really watch TV anymore)
Morgan Bruce two year olds then
it's not been the same since
The shed is back!!
Shed all the way. Fuck anything else.
what is the shed
Dude the last video was in the shed.
#shedback
;)
no its not
Yeah great video but you need to ditch that purple filter thing, looks awful.
Andious yh i agree mate
Phanic! AtTheCrybabyDisco Hello Panic! Fan Ily xx😂❤
Phanic! AtTheCrybabyDisco your profile pic 10/10
urie! at the disco i want to change my name but i have chanhed it to much meaning i cant change it back to a beebo name...jacks gault x😑😂😂
urieally Odd heyy
Blancmange is a sweet dessert commonly made with milk or cream and sugar thickened with gelatin, cornstarch or Irish moss, and often flavoured with almonds. It is usually set in a mould and served cold. Also known as a floppy shit cake.
bob bobington 'Floppy shit cake' sounds a lot more accurate.
How have u not got millions of subscribers . U r literally the best
i initially wanted to do NCS, but i rejected their offer because i wasnt really that interested. then they got really annoying and really wanted to change my mind...they did this by calling me an extra 5 times, and sending a total of 3 letters. i got really annoyed that they didnt accept my initial rejection that i had to email them personally about acceptig my decision. they were so annoying, like an annoying little sibling following behind me. this put me off of doing NCS next year and the year after.
Jessica Wong yeah, they only recently stopped ringing me. They came into my school a few months ago but I just never rang them after the first time they called. But they would just ring me everyday and send emails. Bloody nightmare.
Phil Swift the Flex God ikr. so so annoying!
I did NCS a few years ago and I'm really surprised at how many people had a bad time doing it, being out of your comfort zone socially for a few weeks and having to make friends with people you might not usually talk to or have never met before is good practice for the real world, especially in the more collaborative activities where everyone had to work together. It's also worth mentioning that even though some of the activities were shit, you end up bonding with people and having a laugh about the situation, which turned out to be some of the highlights of my experience. As for the volunteering yeah you can half ass it and do something safe and boring but if you really want to do something different that you care about in your local community the instructors seemed more than happy to take a back seat and help where they could whilst you drove the project. Don't let these comments put you off if you're considering it, four weeks of your life in nothing in the grand scheme of things!
I love “Clickbait” so much haha I think it was such a good decision. It’s so funny , I love it. But I’m also happy you still have the shed. I just love the direction this channel has taken. Good job! Keep it up , love ya
Guy's funny af ahaha
Leah Kayani ikr
Which guys?
i meant guy's
Leah Kayani you litetally just typed the same thing lmao
Sean guy's =guy is. There should be "the" before, but no time innit.
You look like The Lorax.
Like a shit Keith lemon
😂😂😂
Man I’m in SUCH a hard time right now with my mental health. You’ve got no fucking idea how happy I am that you’ve uploaded. Watching you feels like I’m sitting down with a mate slagging shit off and I love it. They genuinely make me feel less lonely, even if just for five minutes so thanks mate, you make a difference. 😘
Oh wow...trying to hide the sunburn with that purple filter, very cleverrrrrrrrr
Jack I don’t know if you actually realise this but my NCS is the biggest joke in all schools in the UK.
Stuff like,
The way they send you text after text or email after email
And call after call
What is it
And they send loads of stuff in the post
They were at a careers fair I went to they just don't fuck off
NCS IS SO NEEDY IT CLINGS ONTO YOU AND JUST DOESNT WANT TO FUCKING LET GO
It’s great to hear that you’ve started doing stand-up! Good luck with it - although you probably won’t really need it. I think you’re gonna be successful with that!☺️👍🏻
Thank god! I just found your TH-cam channel last night & all I could think is “how is he not a stand up comic?” You’re clearly MEANT for it
One time ncs came to my school and we all had to give our email address and number whether we wanted to do it or not. For a solid 6 months, we would all get calls, texts and emails NON STOP. would not recommend giving your details to them 😂👍🏻
I blocked their number but I still get the free pens on the post
They rang me twice a day for weeks! Then when they came back into my college I told the guy to his face that they wouldn't leave me alone and he gave me some BS excuse about how their system crashed and kept everyones numbers
regular jaackmaate videos, what i’m living for
Ncs came to my school 6 times and did assemblies begging us to it, put us all off taking part to be honest
My sister did NCS, and sorry, but it’s total shit. Under planned and over funded. Her leader was a social crisis, having had Bulimia, a mentally handicapped brother, and anxiety, and she was supposed to marshal 20+ teenagers.
The only storytime that ever matters
You should watch Jeremy kyle show cause you love chavs
Lmao, heard this story already on the True Geordie podcast. I’ll still watch this video though. 😂
Denise Smith yes true Geordie podcast
I'm going on the NCS experience week things this summer. They visited my house yesterday to solidify everything and make sure that if I ever need help with my mental health whilst on the thing then they can help. I'm super excited.
WE WANT THE SHED
BRING BACK THE SHED
your finaly talking about hotel of mum and dad. i remember you on it
I have been waiting for this to come up!
I remember watching you on that show way before seeing you on yt
I remember finding the episode with Jack in online although I didn't make the connection it was him until a while later after I found more of his older videos.
I really really enjoy watching your content I think u should have a bigger following. I dye of laughter when I watch your videos and love your brutal honesty in your videos
Oh actually remember watching you on the program 😂😂😂👌🏻
Ben Hubbard link me the program lol
Will Ashton www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01jqssv There’s a clip. He looks like such a nonce.
Ama Weerakkody life saver
Ama Weerakkody fucking hell thats cringey
"Do you want some of my hot dog"
thankful for you uploading so frequently now
I did NCS and I made friends... on facebook... and never spoke to them again. I’m sorry but my experience wasn’t the greatest, do not attend if you’re an introvert, as much as you’d like to make friends, do not attend.
I'm usually a silent lurker but man I have to say I'd love to see a comedy gig if you did one, you're one of the only youtubers I laugh out loud at! Keep it man!
#NeverGiveUp
Going through GCSES rn, so I love watching your videos to keep me happy
I imagined Mehbob with you throughout the whole video 😂
Mehbob+Walkers+You= 😀
Fifi Villegas who is Mehbob
Loliver le bg you see the photo of the man to the right of jack? that’s mehbob
Lily Thorpe yes i know but why is he showing him, what is so special about mehbob
I'm waiting for a Netflix produced comedy show starring you, Jaack.
7:49 *I HAFTA, HAFTA, HAFTA* give this man a BAFTA
I was having such a bad day now I’ve watched and I feel so much better 😂Thankyou so much
I’m still sad about BBC 3 being taken off TV 😭😭
But late for this, but I love how he casually has walkers crisps on his shelf for decoration 😂😂💓
0:36 Opens new window and Googles whatever a bloody Blancmange is.
"Blancmange is a sweet dessert commonly made with milk or cream and sugar thickened with gelatin, cornstarch or Irish moss, and often flavoured with almonds. It is usually set in a mould and served cold."
There you go people. 😂
Khloe Britton wow I couldn't even make out what he was saying until I read your comment. I'm french and we say it so differently 😂
one of my fav youtubers!! I would totally go see you live!
Is your ex called Olivia by any chance jack?
Great message. I'm 29 now but would've liked to hear that message 10+ years ago! Jack is right! The shed hasn't been demolished after all...phew!
#ShedBack ... prefer the shed
Love videos like this , you always have me laughing every video
never have I been so early for a video before lmao, is this when I'm supposed to comment 'first'
The Electric Oracle mood
naw, u just have to leave a really unimaginative comment - job well done...
Love both the shed and the clickbait series 🙌🏽
Who just typed in the tv programme to look for Jack?... just me?
Caitlin Schippers meee
I am so lucky to find your channel!
Thru "dog-lover" vid, (gag) but never the less, the silverlinings and such. Good content!
I can't hear the word blancmange without having a mental image of that Monty Python skit omg
You know I found ur channel like a week ago and I have been binge watching ur vids since. Its fucking quality.
#bringbacktheHarryKanejaw
I love your new series :)
Bring back the shed.
Jaack, it's my birthday today and I'm sick in bed. Your story just totally brightened up my day!!!! hahahahha
I just watch the episode he is talking about it was so funny I recommend it to everyone
Dynamic Nation 247 where did you find it?
Emily Clarke i just searched up hotel of mum and dad jack mate episode
Omg this is one of your funniest videos yet, can't cope
U preach brotha
This is probably the earliest I’ve been to a jaackmaate video
Series 1 episode 3 right
Loved this video JAACK! You’re so truthful with your opinions and not afraid to say your true opinions! Think you should deffo do a hot or not video with youtubers, or good or bad experiences with youtubers aha
wheres the clickbait room grrr
Sheds better
Haha. Underrated comment
Jack is referring to season 1 episode 3, where... he looks like a...MASSIVE TWAT 😂😂😂 @JaackMaate, lots of love dude, keep up the good work x
honestly all it takes is the word "ncs" to make me want to lob myself off a bridge lool now my cringe glands are swelling
Only TH-cam I actually really enjoy. Totally deserve way more subs mate !
I like the shed being back but wtf is that filter 😬
Jack this is now of your best vids keep it up
my channel too. awks
if I start filming in a shed, will you guys watch me?
I remember that show because I subbed to you after I watched it 🤣 you are bloody brilliant x
jackie!!! I survived cancer twice while having half of my face amputated in the process.. a tumor destroyed my jaw and changed everything I once knew.. I decided to start my own channel to inspire others who feel ugly and not good enough for this world..I moved to Barcelona to build a new life. I want to show others that it's all about positivity and energy.. and that with the right mindset, you can overcome any mental or physical hurdle if u just learn to love yourself! positive energy trumps any physical shell! go check me out and subscribe if u want to help me reach my goal of helping others who lack self-love.. it would mean the world to me!!
I FRICKING LOVE THE SHED VIDEOS, also the clickbait series is good too ;)
#NCSisforwetwipes
Jack I bloody love your videos
Bring back shed videos
I’ve been watching you long enough that I remember you telling all your viewers to tune in. I remember the episode.
shed back
I’m working with NCS this summer they’re generally a great thing to get involved with. I’ve also done it as a participant and can’t recommend it enough !
The shed is back. yay.
*when zoella’s old catch phrase was ‘just say yes’*
Haha I remember u on hotel of mum and dad 😂
As soon as you mentioned you were on hotel of mum and dad, I paused this video, found it and watched it. And honestly, it was worth it. Funniest and best TH-camr ever 😂
Can you go on Britain’s got talent next year jack ?
JaackMate is a Legend!!
I miss the shed, you've gone mainstream
Just watched "hotel of mum and dad' with you in hahah. Will always love your content! xx
#JaackMaate
bring back the shed ! (lol love ur vids jack)
Didn't you wear this shirt on the last vid? btw its just a joke don't come at me
Washing machines
Last and the last vid was like yesterday or theother day.
will Yule live longer with Calgon?
I'M JUST JOKING LMAO
And?
Glad to see Jack's Mum's shed back in the videos
Why are you purple
Rasist... Lol jk 😜
Still can't comprehend how you get less views than TH-camrs with personalities like a brick wall, your content is hilarious
Um... so the actual episode's on Up Next on my recommended...
Em Ma sameeeeee, im gonna watch it next 😂
Would love to see you in the O2 performing stand up!
Prefer the shed...
“Apparently dead wasn’t the right answer” I’m laughing so hard