Craftsman: So here's my design; the catapult not only hurls the mother of all explosives...but then BLOWS UP ITSELF! King: That's got to be the stupidest design I've ever heard of....make 500 immiediately. Advisor: Wh-What!? King: ....to let the enemy think we've made a new weapon...then let the design "accidentally" fall into enemy hands...a version that blows up sooner.
@ChatBruh Luu The ninja was me last week (but minus the sick backflip and hail of shuriken). I had strep throat and took NyQuil, and even after I woke up, the "NyQuil Hangover" turned me into a staggering, foggy-brained narcoleptic for another 10 hours.
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Ninja: “Even when I knew I couldn’t win, I got up” But that really was just the story of every Naruto character, using the power of friendship to win, especially Madara vs the world.
@@libtardlarry819 you have fallen for the classic blunder. For you see, that is not an American God. That is just a normal tank. Completely commonplace but often thought an equal to the power of some lesser gods.
@@georgemcduck1061 you see the Gatling gun (18:44) used here wasn't exactly made by Americans but were bought by European colonists. However the Colt revolver(15:40) is purely an American gun.
@@m.crasto1249 I cede this point. I was blind and could not recognize Mt. Tai. Edit: Why the fuck am I using a Chinese idiom, where is your patriotism me of 40 seconds ago? Did you not just eat a cheeseburger w/ fries & Coca Cola?! I thought you were my friend but it turns out I never really knew you at all...
@@aivenfurman5631 If you share your opinion and someone says they don't agree with your opinion, you don't go and repeat it 10 times. Heck, even if they do agree with your opinion, quit saying it so many times.
@@Sans-Undertale That's quite ironic of a comment to make considering you replied with a grammatically improper sentence. Can you tell the class why the sentence I wrote was difficult for you to understand?
@@japanpanda2179 i don't know I've never played i just guessed he was Zeus because of the fact 1: he's a god 2: he's wearing a toga 3: he throws lightning bolts
Shield bearers have a tactical disadvantage here, they have to cross a narrow bridge, while the Gods mostly just sit back and bombard them with ranged attacks
Shieldbearers should win most of the time, but if they do solely depends on the rate of fire of the Blue. Also love how most Blue with guns go point blank.
Saitama vs 100 of every god at the same time. Though you might have to set up the map to be in favor of the gods, similar to this but having them organized so they don’t just kill each other.
Dang i wish there is a scene where minato and all of 1000 rock shinobis battled,im sure that would be so epic. Total Accurate Battle Simulator: well say no more 6:40
1:16 Dude spent 50+ years learning dangerous attack magic.
Kills himself
XD
I loose my shit when that happened lmao
Deaddd
😂😂
Hahahah
Honestly the main factors are the cooldown of the god's attacks and whether or not the god immediately kills himself.
Craftsman: So here's my design; the catapult not only hurls the mother of all explosives...but then BLOWS UP ITSELF!
King: That's got to be the stupidest design I've ever heard of....make 500 immiediately.
Advisor: Wh-What!?
King: ....to let the enemy think we've made a new weapon...then let the design "accidentally" fall into enemy hands...a version that blows up sooner.
Is this game or smtng
@@sreeharia9974 yea
@@justdawn4950 name?
It should be god Vs God
Not only did the ninja withstand a few shield punches, but he also performed backflip and after all this he got back on feet?! Wow!
What ninja, I didn't see anybody, those throwing stars came out of thin air, I don't know what you're talkin about
Ага /ye
I like how he went back to sleep once he won.
I came for the ninja comments
More like drunken master move..
Gods: "Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
Shield Bearers: "Then we will fight in the shade."
That's a spartan total warrior reference.
@@bigbroeditz just a spartan history reference actually, something said to have been said by a spartan at thermoplyae
@@Samot0423 just about to say that lol
@@Samot0423 yeah you're right! 300 also has it although not exactly the same line
Gods: "And when those arrows explode, they'll brighten the battlefield anew."
Shield Bearers: "...Wait, what?"
Shield Bearer's greatest enemy: The bodies of his compatriots.
They brought it on themselves for getting bottlenecked like that over Infinideath Gorge
Unrelated question but for these gods how do you make there thingies multiply? For example the candle head, how does it shoot 50 candles?
6:38 True wisdom by Madara.
The ultimate jutsu
Temari is also here 16:18
19:26 Ultimate wisdom
Drunkard Madara
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7:35 That 1% germ that all disinfectants struggle to kill
But I use 2 drops instead of 1 drop of disinfectants :)
Same at 11:06 😭
My favourite is the guy on the right at 17:20 who is just vibing by himself, marching on the spot watching his comrades walk off a cliff
The Ninja Part Is Literally Just Out of a Anime
@ChatBruh Luu The ninja was me last week (but minus the sick backflip and hail of shuriken). I had strep throat and took NyQuil, and even after I woke up, the "NyQuil Hangover" turned me into a staggering, foggy-brained narcoleptic for another 10 hours.
which game...??
Ya man 😂😂
More like a Drunk Madara mocking an army
Yeah cuz he is a ninja
10:08 he should never have fired
10:26 Same
Yes lol
LMAO!
That was such an incredibly epic fail. I clicked on the time stamp and wheezed 😂
A lot of the time, the gods lost because they appear totally drunk. So, mythologically speaking, totally accurate 😂
Lmao facts
That one god that lose cuz he trip on a shield... 27:06
Don't make fun of God
@@hunainqazi7576 don't worry, GOD doesn't have a hypersensitive heart like you. So, He/She/It doesn't get easily offended.
Nice
8:21 Consumed by the balloons, the warrior can only scream as he ascends to his fate
Underrated
Sounds like it's from a lovecraft story
worst death in this video lol
Same with the fireworks XD
EVERY GOD.
Atk : 100 - 1600
Def : 0
Dexterity -3
fight iq: -10
Bone 0
Except Ninja= Defense: 10000000
Glass Canon kill them before they can do damage
2:40 This was how people defended against Viking raids
Lol
Just stand and watch how Horde's Yelling Buff Mans running into them )
2:55 radiii~
No
Ahahah. True.
2:40 “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?”
“I love the young people”
It's scene in SpongeBob LoL
18:44 Dont you just hate it when your Legion of well-trained roman shield bearers get massacred by a wheeled minigun with infinite ammo?
Yeah nah that was just unfair as hell
22:35 is even more unfair
Yeah His Computer hate it more than the shield bearers
@@htgoku that wasnt even a battle. That was just the tank testing its new auto loader
Lag
16:11 he is speaking the language of the gods
More like: "You've yeed your last haw."
Ain't that's just Texan
Yee ho ye loba te to ba😂
I mean You are not wrong 😂
@@Xavier-cm1vt just translate his text it’s literally a meaning
The ninja taught u something that never give up ur dreams and never say never.
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I cant ever
i won’t be successful
Never say die
@@JimRaynorRaider never gonna give you up
Ninja: “Even when I knew I couldn’t win, I got up”
But that really was just the story of every Naruto character, using the power of friendship to win, especially Madara vs the world.
But the ninja in the video wins
19:25 ninja got upgraded
15:40 This is by far the most American God ever.
I see that you posted before 18:44 who makes 15:40 look like an Amateur. Why take breaks in the stream of bullets when you can *not*
Ummmm 22:34
@@libtardlarry819 you have fallen for the classic blunder. For you see, that is not an American God. That is just a normal tank. Completely commonplace but often thought an equal to the power of some lesser gods.
@@georgemcduck1061 you see the Gatling gun (18:44) used here wasn't exactly made by Americans but were bought by European colonists. However the Colt revolver(15:40) is purely an American gun.
@@m.crasto1249 I cede this point. I was blind and could not recognize Mt. Tai.
Edit: Why the fuck am I using a Chinese idiom, where is your patriotism me of 40 seconds ago? Did you not just eat a cheeseburger w/ fries & Coca Cola?! I thought you were my friend but it turns out I never really knew you at all...
19:26 "but i've never acted before"
CGI Team: "don't worry, we'll fix it"
6:39 better than boruto entire series
Lmao
Yep
Boruto entire series better than people who spend their free time hating on people who like things that you don't
@@redtortoise it's not like their insulting people who like it, they are just sharing their opinion, same as you.
@@aivenfurman5631 If you share your opinion and someone says they don't agree with your opinion, you don't go and repeat it 10 times. Heck, even if they do agree with your opinion, quit saying it so many times.
20:18 Endgame bows in Terraria be like:
Clearly true.
Now I wanna play terraria lmao
@@GWKrae fr i was thinking that sounds fun then lol
6:39 Ninja got called in to deal with some rioters
*He was drunk that day.*
Damn he hit the backflip tho
@@kingdel4401 backflip 6:54🤣🤣
"If your enemy jumped off a *narrow platform in the clouds* would you?"
Red Shield Bearers: 9:12 17:12
True dedication. Making sure the enemy is dead.
10:09 I'm laughing at how incredibly chaotic this one failed 😂
lmao
Ur just using words bro. Your sentence makes no sense.
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@@Sans-Undertale i think he meant “i’m laughing at how chaotically this one failed 😂 “
@@Sans-Undertale That's quite ironic of a comment to make considering you replied with a grammatically improper sentence.
Can you tell the class why the sentence I wrote was difficult for you to understand?
The ninja part be like
"I've fallen"
*"SIKE"*
And repeat
Aka every anime
25:44 rip that red unit that fell next to the caster
Lol reduced to dust
It was personal
"HE'S ALREADY DEAD"
lv.20 wizard casting lv.20 micro missile, lol
5:04 Zeus verse some mortals with shields welp... That's accurate of how that battle would end...
If that was Zeus, did they give the names of the other gods? It's hard to know who's who.
@@japanpanda2179 i don't know I've never played i just guessed he was Zeus because of the fact
1: he's a god
2: he's wearing a toga
3: he throws lightning bolts
**instantly all shield bearers get pregnant by the time he saw them**
@@sus7270 Oh Noo......
Zeus: Oh YES!!!
@@japanpanda2179 I think the one at 20:19 is artemis
life vs all your hopes and dreams - 22:34
This made me chuckle a bit
You couldn't have been more accurate than this
🗿
@@kn1213_galaxy 😂
why is this so interesting, i watched the entire thing lmao
Cause we never know what we’re going to see next
It's hilarious to me.
19:28 Sensei used “God’s Shuriken”. It destroys the Havel Army!
Senbonzakura kageyoshi
Havel is stone, stone is immortal
19:52 How fighting Hammer Bros felt as a kid.
Underated
You're not wrong
7:09 this is what D-Day looks like
no this is 18:44
More like what if Germany got Katyusha and used it against the Soviets
Let me find a fridge so I can hide
caveman throws boulder:
also caveman: ITS RAINING STONEES
Also cave : more stones to use for skinning animals
Hallelujah!
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@@syedrafat786 🤢
Death Korps standard engagement:
7:30 and continue for the next 10 years
Fix bayonets!
4:25 “I cast F everything in that general direction
Control alt delete
Your free trial to life has expired
6:38 When Rock lee teaches Tenten the Drunken Shuriken
Ninja drunken 🤣🤣
(16:18)
Shield's POV: He's trying to blow us away!
Fanner's POV: How is this damn shield still standing!?
16:10 My Sims character after coming home from work finding his wife and kids drowned in the pool after i deleted the ladder.
#relateable
☠☠☠
Lmfaoo 💀
Lmao
true
15:06 When you get the shotgun in halo 1 20:59 When you get the shotgun in halo 2
Yes
meanwhile the scouts shotgun in team fortress 2 10:28
@@CheekiScrubb Falling off the map included?
*1:10** and he called himself as God*
He was so powerful, he couldn't allow himself to live any longer.
4:52 you can hear frustration of the balista crew when they see that one shield still up
6:39 Epic fight
7:35 Best shield bearer
10:10 dumbest thing ever
19:28 True Ninja
Props to that ninja for not being afraid to face his enemies head-on into the fray like that.
He just stand there and accept his fate 2:40
Hahahahhs
Sad sad sad
Dude got bodied tho.
Hahaha
Mmmm
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10:18 satan wanted his gun
18:45
Gattling gunner: this isn't even my final form
"Deceive enemy like a weakling and strike them hard as a professional warrior of honor"
- ninja,the Assasin of gods.
I love the ones where the "god" can't manage thier own powers, and they the up killing themselves. So satisfying.
2:52 Hello there fellow romans, do you have the time to hear about our lord and savior Chtu-
16:59 Choko-Nu be like: Stand back, or I’ll be forced to use my “special attack”.
Choko-Nuvania intensifies
Like lambs to the slaughter
At least 1 Shield dude per round:
"Um, guys? Could you slow down? You're pushing me off! Guys! PLEASE!" *falls to death*
4:53
"Look, he's still alive."
- Hela
I find it funny how that last roman on the hwatcha God just stood there and took it for 6 straight seconds
2:41 "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"
Shield bearers have a tactical disadvantage here, they have to cross a narrow bridge, while the Gods mostly just sit back and bombard them with ranged attacks
And yet they still win 3/4 of the time.
Seems historically correct..
And sometimes, Gods fall down...
yeah, gods but drunk
14:42
Woody: "Ride like the wind bullseye!"
Woody now:die like the wind bullseye
4:56 - Brings a new meaning to painless death.
Man’s got blown into 2022! 😂
@@Osmarius more like 2222 :D
I don't understand why they just do these tests on solid flat ground, that'd be a fair test I think
It need to be fun, not fair.
I wanna see Romans go flying
If these were the Spartans it would've made sense
6:36 the most epic thing you'll see
13:18 Dynamite Thrower used “Kamikaze Bomber”. It’s super destroyable!
ninja uses shuriken shower, its incredibly effective
6:45 that guy at the edge LOL
1:28 accuracy 100
18:00 cupid made them love each other😍😂
2:28 being tall dose not help him
He sniped him from 400 people
9:50 Klee having the fun she actually wanted, blowing up people and not some fish
🗿
🦉
🧍
Wwwooo
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19:00 minutes mark. The last samurai film in a nutshell
6:36 madara vs all ninja clans
18:05 the way they took the God down was the funniest
10:26 that's too accurate ngl😂😂😂
1:13 typical anime scene when the protagonist is so strong that he even flies away
10:54 That last shot before he fell got me.
he was just so drunk
10:35 super strong recoil 😂 and he killed himself 🤣
This is way too entertaining.
Keep it up, buddy!
7:40 big shoutout to that last shield bearer he was a legend
1:25 potions seller potion can indeed do anything a knight can do
Naruto: "So Tenten, which god do YOU pray to?"
Tenten: "This one" 19:24
25:43 rare live footage of covenants glassing reach with spartan's still inside of it
These gods are powerful
No one:
6:41 rock lee when he gets drunk
He uses tyjutsu
yah
Shieldbearers should win most of the time, but if they do solely depends on the rate of fire of the Blue.
Also love how most Blue with guns go point blank.
The skeleton with a pumpkin canon was op 😂😂😂😂
He cleaned up in a single shot
This unit is SO COOL 26:22
Unlike the others and i think the god ur talking god is like a time god?
7:05 "Blue victory"
Dead
3:55 How I sound when I get up
No one
Literally no one
The shield at 16:22
Usually every God : ill make you fall for such audacity.
08:00 God: Fly b****
Weak bow user: having a lot of cooldown and weak damage.
Strong mages: having a short of cooldown and strong damage
18:48 Gatling Gun used “Light ‘Em Up”. It’s ULTRA effective!!!
cupid used "love arrows" gets wrecked by havels
tank used "death between the fuel". all havel got insatnt kill
4:14 this part killed me 🤣🤣🤣
19:28 when u ran out of arrow mid fight also him: random ballcrap go!
It’s raining Shirkin’s
Moon Knight is that you?
Saitama vs 100 of every god at the same time. Though you might have to set up the map to be in favor of the gods, similar to this but having them organized so they don’t just kill each other.
Accurate simulation. Yes the waking and firing style is so accurate 🤣
Good Gamer 😎👌👍
Ninja at 6:50 went full Mandarin lol
Imagine being a shield bearer in this, then dying not because of the god firing at you, *but because the other guys pushed you off*
>2nd Ninja shows up "new shurikan ò.ó" >shield bearers "great *3*"
19:23 "Unlimited blade works."
Every other God: I shall defeat you all with my super powers.
The tank: 22:34 time to take out the trash
Dang i wish there is a scene where minato and all of 1000 rock shinobis battled,im sure that would be so epic.
Total Accurate Battle Simulator: well say no more 6:40