How I beat Half-Life with no mouse movement

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
  • What about firing guns?
    The attack buttons have been rebound to use the keyboard
    Why not use the keybinds dedicated to turning manually?
    That's lame
    Why not use a controller?
    That's lame
    Why not use some other thing that's analog to a mouse?
    That's lame
    What is the purpose of a youtube video?
    To not be lame
    Where is the music from?
    The game
    Am I funny for asking these questions even though I know the answer?
    No
    Streams: • #RememberFreeman Half-...

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  • @Pinsplash
    @Pinsplash  2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    HEY
    stop looking at spoilers

    • @Rain0T
      @Rain0T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      no

    • @b1boi20
      @b1boi20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was there nobody can spoil me, checkmate athiests

    • @UserX-02
      @UserX-02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro that laugh at the ending was great

    • @Pensi0nar
      @Pensi0nar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UserX-02 I was about to say that 🤣

    • @virtueisdead
      @virtueisdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sex

  • @meikapellepelle
    @meikapellepelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    Gordon doesn't need to turn his head, he's a highly trained professional!

    • @GeZz.
      @GeZz. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @jonathanbetenbender307
      @jonathanbetenbender307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gordon is a paranoid schizophrenic with massive OCD and a penchant for hallucinogens. He is experiencing this three dimensional plane as a 1 dimensional being. He's pushing the boundaries of scientific understanding... or he's brain dead either way 🤣

    • @hunivox
      @hunivox ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this joke never turn old

    • @sirajalmashaikhy913
      @sirajalmashaikhy913 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @smigbobvonsmelborp10
    @smigbobvonsmelborp10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    the blunt, dry, straightforward explanations sold me. "a speed running strat called 'not caring'" had me in stitches, great vid.

  • @supersp9450
    @supersp9450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I give the ending a 10/10.

  • @Htroxdogface
    @Htroxdogface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    Imagine spending 2-10 years of your life, through blood, sweat, and tears to work up the military ranks, just to lose to a guy with no neck in an orange suit...

    • @Htroxdogface
      @Htroxdogface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sedme0 TRUUUUUUUE LMAO

    • @pipebombmailer
      @pipebombmailer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sedme0 yeah that’s how a wheel works

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pipebombmailer he means the articulable arm the wheel is attached to. Without it, the entire body would move along with the direction of the wheel, thus no longer facing in the initial direction.

    • @Blucario90
      @Blucario90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the suit is really powerful though, gordon can take many more bullets than the grunts can

    • @romanm.3529
      @romanm.3529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NPC lives matter...

  • @UnknownCleric2420
    @UnknownCleric2420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The cinematic parallel of the final boss of Half-Life dying to friendly fire, and the tendency of the Spider Mastermind to accidentally shoot its allies, causing it to start an infight. Beautiful.

    • @scaryshit24
      @scaryshit24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      all roads lead to doom

    • @richardchicken923
      @richardchicken923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@scaryshit24 This sentence can be interpreted in a number of ways.

  • @maginekris
    @maginekris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "so we're going to ride onto this tank's shaft" - pinsplash, 2022

  • @richardchicken923
    @richardchicken923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Mad respect for editing the flashing colours out of the video. You didn't have to, but I thank you for that.

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello Richard :)

    • @epicredhot5675
      @epicredhot5675 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      because that's what heroes do
      o7

    • @half_real
      @half_real ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you don't want pinsplash to flash you?
      kinda gay ngl

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for cowards

  • @Blank137
    @Blank137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    As soon as i saw that you planned those monorail jumps just to push a button, i realised you were very dedicated to the video, and deserve more likes and subs. I am proud to join the ranks!

  • @superjoeybro
    @superjoeybro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    In all of my time playing half life... I didn't know there was a path over the electrified water in blast pit, i just tanked it every time

    • @BoldTint
      @BoldTint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I used boxes to try and jump over it, but yeah, same

    • @Megajaybreaker4
      @Megajaybreaker4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AlexBarbu maybe they wanted both to be paths?because half-life doesn’t randomly use props and the pipe seems like a intentional way to get by.

  • @BalthorYT
    @BalthorYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Imagine being in the shoes of one of the soldiers Gordon kills by the dozen: it's already crazy enough in normal gameplay where a single scientist running around with a crowbar decimates your entire squad, but if he does that while completely locked in a single direction from the waist up, ducking and weaving like Neo just to position people in front of him and blasting them in an instant... It's even more imposing than if he was T-posing the entire time, which is also a pretty hilarious mental picture.

  • @ethon3733
    @ethon3733 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    30:47 The cackle of someone whose lost all their sanity after a Half-Life run such as this. Love it.

  • @hansonkerman7286
    @hansonkerman7286 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    - Where are we taking this Freeman guy?
    - Topside for questionin'.
    - You take his stuff?
    - Yeah I did.
    - You sure?
    - Yeah, I got that goddamn crowbar right here.
    - You double checked his stuff?
    - What would be the point? What, you think he manipulated reality to smuggle some grenades AFTER we knocked him out?
    - Alright... fair enough.

  • @mr1spamification
    @mr1spamification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    boy you get some interesting people in your chat, Red was terrified about how often you saved and Marryl just had to sing his heart out on the spot or he'd explode

    • @San_Jose19
      @San_Jose19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chat was best at the end

  • @Raxiel497
    @Raxiel497 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    @28:57 Lol at the Vortigaunt flexing on you by spinning freely.

  • @alfasefmi
    @alfasefmi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I really enjoyed this run

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In the world of strange challenge runs, this one clearly is the weirdest I've seen yet.

  • @WDC_OSA
    @WDC_OSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I was Gordon Freeman, I would simply move my neck

  • @oamost
    @oamost ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the "thats lame, thats lame, that's lame... to not be lame, the game, no." statements at the beginning xD

  • @goobydoo9278
    @goobydoo9278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Prepare to add "why did you use HD models" to the start of the video

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I really do not understand the hate they get, they are a direct upgrade

    • @mildly_miffed_man1414
      @mildly_miffed_man1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rompevuevitos222 : |

    • @arkaua
      @arkaua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rompevuevitos222 Dude...

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@arkaua If you disagree, i invite you to provide arguments as to why
      Unless you just like typing "dude..." in random comments, no hate

    • @arkaua
      @arkaua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rompevuevitos222 It doesn't abide to the same artistic styling of the original models and as such they detract from the original mood and intention of the game. That's all there is to say about it. Every HD model option/mod that isn't strictly the same but with more polygons has that same problem, case in point, the HDTP mod for Deus Ex, completely changes how weapons and their animation look like, some for much worse, and is a requirement for pretty much every mod out of there for the game. It detracts from the original experience.

  • @thinkpadnubert
    @thinkpadnubert ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Half Life but Gordon broke his neck.

  • @iceprince4197
    @iceprince4197 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "But... we will be doing the speedrunning strat called: Not Caring" Love that

  • @Sasha-nl8ry
    @Sasha-nl8ry ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I know you may not see this but I really really appreciate you editing out the crazy flashing colors and stuff.

  • @bigrodent469
    @bigrodent469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have genuinely never seen that path around the electrified water in blast pit in my life holy shit

  • @ecoman_prime
    @ecoman_prime ปีที่แล้ว +2

    20:25 You're a genius.

  • @casperjones8476
    @casperjones8476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time I watch one of these videos, I forget that I'm allowed to use my mouse in real life.

  • @alex15095
    @alex15095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now beat Half-Life without a monitor (playing blind, sound only)

    • @ThatNormalBunny
      @ThatNormalBunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Playing without a monitor, sound only, no moving the mouse

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I feel like there'll be speedrunners able to do that off sheer muscle memory

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RJ-wx3fh there is a blind% category for super mario 64. really entertaining how creative the runners had to get for strategies

  • @winni2701
    @winni2701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *WHY NOT USE A STEERING WHEEL TO BEAT HALF LIFE?*

    • @Sir_Ninonino
      @Sir_Ninonino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THAT'S LAME

    • @soulsand4287
      @soulsand4287 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your pfp fits this comment perfectly.

  • @quiltmin
    @quiltmin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was like damn this is impressive but after that killing joke at the end and that laughter i might dislike LMAO

  • @MiketheBassMan
    @MiketheBassMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That lift in "power up" that gibbed the soldiers just kills whatever's on it sometimes, including Gordon. Always save before using it. lol

  • @jecksfoxofficial
    @jecksfoxofficial 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    MY HONEST ALTERNATE VIEW ANGLE

  • @GeZz.
    @GeZz. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    what a mad lad you are man, i played HL like 30 times i never did this. will i try it? heck no. But glad that someone did it.

  • @AbsoluteLambda
    @AbsoluteLambda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    POV: You're eating food while trying to play a FPS and trying to get creative playing the game

  • @MacGTheFrog
    @MacGTheFrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:31
    "Let's try this"
    💥💥

  • @explodingbearz
    @explodingbearz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I got to say your channel is underground and pretty small but I sincerely enjoy every video you put out and look forward to when you put out more. You also have a very easy to listen to voice. Thank you for making good videos

  • @Hima_refaee
    @Hima_refaee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    rare footage of pinsplash playing hl1

  • @BLADESLADE357
    @BLADESLADE357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who suffers from epilepsy, thank you so much for editing out the flashing lights.

  • @_ketich
    @_ketich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OH GOSH
    That's so much effort it's crazy
    I hope you really enjoyed it :3

    • @soulsand4287
      @soulsand4287 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice pfp...

  • @quartzionic
    @quartzionic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who just beat Half-Life in VR a couple days ago with a good bit of difficulty, this is insane to me.

  • @the_kovic
    @the_kovic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you were playing on latest Steam version, why didn't you set your max FPS to 1000 to get 10 times as much HP from the infinite health door in the same amount of time?

  • @bastian_5975
    @bastian_5975 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm curious why you didn't get the gun that the alien soldiers use. I don't remember how you get it, so it could just be impossible/highly impractical, but the ability to have a gun that aims itself doesn't seem like it'd be too lame. Maybe lame when combined with the infinite health glitch, but once you actually started getting to normal health again...

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if you meant the hivehand, you get it in the middle of surface tension after going down the lift inside the room full of trip mines, if you somehow don’t get it (it’s pretty big and hard to miss) you can find another one in lambda core near the end of the chapter, inside one of the small rooms full of weapons and ammo

  • @doitallYT
    @doitallYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolute madlad, awesome idea for a run! 😁👍

  • @MRMOON-jk1cs
    @MRMOON-jk1cs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude you deserve to many more subs

  • @kanan348
    @kanan348 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ending made me cry

  • @420Messiah-MusiKit
    @420Messiah-MusiKit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wonderful video pinplash!
    I wish I would've seen it all live but TH-cam never notified me, I only saw one or two streams 😭

  • @pichuyang3865
    @pichuyang3865 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are many hilarious clips and demonstrate the bugs, including soldier with arrow on knee, friendly fire, "video game" joke, and speedrun tricks. Nice edit!

  • @shapedokkan
    @shapedokkan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:30 excellent first-aid service

  • @legitimo1788
    @legitimo1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A day in the life of a scientist with torticollis

  • @LtSprinkulz
    @LtSprinkulz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew 2000 hp wasn't quite enough.

  • @sirpotato7411
    @sirpotato7411 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever I see similar titles to this one, the ones like, “Can I blah blah blah?” I just think, “No. No you can't.”

  • @anon-hl2
    @anon-hl2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    got this in my recommended, actually really cool, didn't know you could beat half-life like this

  • @aplimsollpunk2738
    @aplimsollpunk2738 ปีที่แล้ว

    "We're going to ride on this tank's shaft"

  • @FailedNorSeling
    @FailedNorSeling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pinsplash sounding alot more robotic as the days go by!

  • @MisuAlexandru1
    @MisuAlexandru1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what a video... when i went on to like it i was affraid to touch my mouse :)) amazing job, man

  • @yesseru
    @yesseru ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so fucking painful to watch. I feel like just hopping on hl and franticly spinning around to relieve some of the frustration.

  • @iamjjanimates
    @iamjjanimates ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine you are one of the heavily trained soldiers, spending about a quarter of your life training. Only to be pointlessly killed by someone who is playing the game without a mouse

  • @RelKier_is_jdude
    @RelKier_is_jdude 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    People who knows about doom moving "look how much they need to mimic a fraction of our powers"

  • @danpaz9485
    @danpaz9485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This reminds me when I beat Half life 2 and episode 1 with a mac trackpad. Legitimately I only did it because I didn't have a mouse.
    Edit: To clarrify, this was years ago before I got a mouse to play games on my Macbook, I didn't intentionally play half life 2 with it, it was rather something I had to do.

    • @thuslyandfurthermore
      @thuslyandfurthermore 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i 100% beat hl2 for the first time on a thinkpad that got me like 12fps max

    • @danpaz9485
      @danpaz9485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thuslyandfurthermore Thats impressive, I had decent fps when I played it. I think. The game ran well for me, if the game lagged constantly I would of gave up.

  • @tactical_slime4608
    @tactical_slime4608 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    29:57 I was waiting the entire video for this joke lol

  • @Awesomeness-iz3dh
    @Awesomeness-iz3dh ปีที่แล้ว

    Gordon, the theoretical physicist smarty pants science man, throwing a grenade in a vent he is also in, because he really doesn't want to turn his head a little bit.

  • @Infinity-ye9my
    @Infinity-ye9my 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    all that set up... for a PUN!?

  • @abnormal2270
    @abnormal2270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so immersed in this essay that i had to use the door of my room to find the right angle to push that like button

  • @IyuriIGD
    @IyuriIGD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:15 made me laugh so hard wtf xDD

  • @Roach1
    @Roach1 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    >Yes I just used tripmines on snarks
    you mean to tell me you don't do that on the snark nests in that one map? That's probably the best way to deal with them since you can trip the laser from far enough away that the snarks don't bother you, and conserve your satchel charges in the process.

  • @nekobitard9052
    @nekobitard9052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the way you talk become so much better over the time, something really changed and I can't quite put my finger on it, but it does sound way more professional now

  • @zeroed
    @zeroed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nightmare nightmare nightmare

  • @idontknowshark
    @idontknowshark 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are so relaxing, I fall asleep every time I watch one

  • @percher4824
    @percher4824 ปีที่แล้ว

    only time i've ever seen tripmines be used

  • @StonedSpoon
    @StonedSpoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You’re under rated keep it up love the videos

  • @ceoofonionincorperated418
    @ceoofonionincorperated418 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    am i funny for asking these questions, even though i know the answer?

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice to know that there was literally no point to me going into that elevator at the end of Unforseen Consequences to do the *Funny Glitch™*

  • @iwantagoodnameplease
    @iwantagoodnameplease ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait for Valve to patch that infinite health door ;)

  • @Satchel_Charge__
    @Satchel_Charge__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "anyone in here a fucker" lol

  • @Queue3612
    @Queue3612 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Entire world defeated in a working days by half naked aliens who die from a few crossbow bolts

  • @StonyBaboon
    @StonyBaboon ปีที่แล้ว

    and her I was thinking he was using the arrows to get orientated and the dude just starts the video telling he jumps to stay looking the same deriction when the train makes a curve...

  • @Vexcenot
    @Vexcenot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gordon after getting paralysed from the neck up.
    Unforseen consequences of not having a helmet

  • @sparkyphantom92
    @sparkyphantom92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hd models in this game is like rainbow vomit in a garbage can

  • @MementoMurray
    @MementoMurray ปีที่แล้ว

    this was the first run of half life that i've watched. very cool

  • @valerabaglej7437
    @valerabaglej7437 ปีที่แล้ว

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Spine has no joints
    Pinsplash never disappoints

  • @ZarHakkar
    @ZarHakkar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:50 Is it just me or is there a face repeating in the wall texture?

  • @SirYodaJedi
    @SirYodaJedi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Easier method: use the left and right arrow keys 😛
    JK, I love this types of videos because of the crazy dedication to detail

  • @TNDandTMD
    @TNDandTMD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me at 8 years old still playing the pc even after throwing the mouse out the window:

    • @Vscojen
      @Vscojen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

  • @sracz20000
    @sracz20000 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolute gamer.

  • @MaYstruction
    @MaYstruction ปีที่แล้ว

    The first sentence in this video... Thank you so much

  • @takagan85
    @takagan85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doing this fixed camera thing is actually really fun at home.

    • @Geddy135
      @Geddy135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you mean like walking around your house while only keeping your head/body facing a single direction? Do you also press up against doors to change your angle?

    • @takagan85
      @takagan85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geddy135 That's right! You might want to face the toilet to poop though, so you don't have to do that door thing to flush it after several attempt.

  • @Shy_Abi
    @Shy_Abi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need a TAS for this

  • @MatrixMaverick1980
    @MatrixMaverick1980 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is painstaking

  • @thephoenixsystem6765
    @thephoenixsystem6765 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quote of the month: Spinny things are *_Goode_*

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, but what about asking a question that ISN'T on the list? Am I funny now?

  • @mythikbeast6404
    @mythikbeast6404 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah yes, The Black Mesa Incident, The day Dr. Freeman fought his way through a resonance cascade while in a neck immobiliser.

  • @ironyconfident
    @ironyconfident ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know scientist can heal you, omg

  • @impax2634
    @impax2634 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:00 i was today years old when i've found out you can bypass electric water like this...

  • @kickerguy
    @kickerguy ปีที่แล้ว

    I only caught the Power Up and On a Rail stream, but this is my favorite playthrough of HL just because of the dedication of playing the whole game with such a restriction. It's like an extra annoying puzzle game

  • @crabofchaos7881
    @crabofchaos7881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes, the osteoporosis%

  • @nice3333333333
    @nice3333333333 ปีที่แล้ว

    I consider this the cannon run of the game

  • @jasonhemphill6980
    @jasonhemphill6980 ปีที่แล้ว

    Derek Zoolander in Black Mesa.

  • @Oath_Of_The_Ancients
    @Oath_Of_The_Ancients 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you can also break the vent in the trash compactor by just falling on it for some reason
    no other vent in the game except for this one does that

  • @HolyFlare484
    @HolyFlare484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    we're going back to the old eras of Doom

  • @shen1891
    @shen1891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gordon was told to never rear his ugly head like this again

  • @berkkurun9109
    @berkkurun9109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you are my fav half life channel so far