How I beat Half-Life with no mouse movement
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- What about firing guns?
The attack buttons have been rebound to use the keyboard
Why not use the keybinds dedicated to turning manually?
That's lame
Why not use a controller?
That's lame
Why not use some other thing that's analog to a mouse?
That's lame
What is the purpose of a youtube video?
To not be lame
Where is the music from?
The game
Am I funny for asking these questions even though I know the answer?
No
Streams: • #RememberFreeman Half-...
HEY
stop looking at spoilers
no
I was there nobody can spoil me, checkmate athiests
Bro that laugh at the ending was great
@@UserX-02 I was about to say that 🤣
sex
Gordon doesn't need to turn his head, he's a highly trained professional!
lol
Gordon is a paranoid schizophrenic with massive OCD and a penchant for hallucinogens. He is experiencing this three dimensional plane as a 1 dimensional being. He's pushing the boundaries of scientific understanding... or he's brain dead either way 🤣
this joke never turn old
Lol
the blunt, dry, straightforward explanations sold me. "a speed running strat called 'not caring'" had me in stitches, great vid.
I give the ending a 10/10.
30 minutes for that setup. I cried laughing.
Imagine spending 2-10 years of your life, through blood, sweat, and tears to work up the military ranks, just to lose to a guy with no neck in an orange suit...
@@sedme0 TRUUUUUUUE LMAO
@@sedme0 yeah that’s how a wheel works
@@pipebombmailer he means the articulable arm the wheel is attached to. Without it, the entire body would move along with the direction of the wheel, thus no longer facing in the initial direction.
the suit is really powerful though, gordon can take many more bullets than the grunts can
NPC lives matter...
The cinematic parallel of the final boss of Half-Life dying to friendly fire, and the tendency of the Spider Mastermind to accidentally shoot its allies, causing it to start an infight. Beautiful.
all roads lead to doom
@@scaryshit24 This sentence can be interpreted in a number of ways.
"so we're going to ride onto this tank's shaft" - pinsplash, 2022
Mad respect for editing the flashing colours out of the video. You didn't have to, but I thank you for that.
Hello Richard :)
because that's what heroes do
o7
you don't want pinsplash to flash you?
kinda gay ngl
for cowards
As soon as i saw that you planned those monorail jumps just to push a button, i realised you were very dedicated to the video, and deserve more likes and subs. I am proud to join the ranks!
In all of my time playing half life... I didn't know there was a path over the electrified water in blast pit, i just tanked it every time
I used boxes to try and jump over it, but yeah, same
@@AlexBarbu maybe they wanted both to be paths?because half-life doesn’t randomly use props and the pipe seems like a intentional way to get by.
Imagine being in the shoes of one of the soldiers Gordon kills by the dozen: it's already crazy enough in normal gameplay where a single scientist running around with a crowbar decimates your entire squad, but if he does that while completely locked in a single direction from the waist up, ducking and weaving like Neo just to position people in front of him and blasting them in an instant... It's even more imposing than if he was T-posing the entire time, which is also a pretty hilarious mental picture.
30:47 The cackle of someone whose lost all their sanity after a Half-Life run such as this. Love it.
- Where are we taking this Freeman guy?
- Topside for questionin'.
- You take his stuff?
- Yeah I did.
- You sure?
- Yeah, I got that goddamn crowbar right here.
- You double checked his stuff?
- What would be the point? What, you think he manipulated reality to smuggle some grenades AFTER we knocked him out?
- Alright... fair enough.
boy you get some interesting people in your chat, Red was terrified about how often you saved and Marryl just had to sing his heart out on the spot or he'd explode
Chat was best at the end
@28:57 Lol at the Vortigaunt flexing on you by spinning freely.
I really enjoyed this run
In the world of strange challenge runs, this one clearly is the weirdest I've seen yet.
If I was Gordon Freeman, I would simply move my neck
I love the "thats lame, thats lame, that's lame... to not be lame, the game, no." statements at the beginning xD
Prepare to add "why did you use HD models" to the start of the video
I really do not understand the hate they get, they are a direct upgrade
@@rompevuevitos222 : |
@@rompevuevitos222 Dude...
@@arkaua If you disagree, i invite you to provide arguments as to why
Unless you just like typing "dude..." in random comments, no hate
@@rompevuevitos222 It doesn't abide to the same artistic styling of the original models and as such they detract from the original mood and intention of the game. That's all there is to say about it. Every HD model option/mod that isn't strictly the same but with more polygons has that same problem, case in point, the HDTP mod for Deus Ex, completely changes how weapons and their animation look like, some for much worse, and is a requirement for pretty much every mod out of there for the game. It detracts from the original experience.
Half Life but Gordon broke his neck.
"But... we will be doing the speedrunning strat called: Not Caring" Love that
I know you may not see this but I really really appreciate you editing out the crazy flashing colors and stuff.
I have genuinely never seen that path around the electrified water in blast pit in my life holy shit
20:25 You're a genius.
Every time I watch one of these videos, I forget that I'm allowed to use my mouse in real life.
Now beat Half-Life without a monitor (playing blind, sound only)
Playing without a monitor, sound only, no moving the mouse
Why do I feel like there'll be speedrunners able to do that off sheer muscle memory
@@RJ-wx3fh there is a blind% category for super mario 64. really entertaining how creative the runners had to get for strategies
*WHY NOT USE A STEERING WHEEL TO BEAT HALF LIFE?*
THAT'S LAME
Your pfp fits this comment perfectly.
I was like damn this is impressive but after that killing joke at the end and that laughter i might dislike LMAO
That lift in "power up" that gibbed the soldiers just kills whatever's on it sometimes, including Gordon. Always save before using it. lol
MY HONEST ALTERNATE VIEW ANGLE
what a mad lad you are man, i played HL like 30 times i never did this. will i try it? heck no. But glad that someone did it.
POV: You're eating food while trying to play a FPS and trying to get creative playing the game
5:31
"Let's try this"
💥💥
I got to say your channel is underground and pretty small but I sincerely enjoy every video you put out and look forward to when you put out more. You also have a very easy to listen to voice. Thank you for making good videos
rare footage of pinsplash playing hl1
As someone who suffers from epilepsy, thank you so much for editing out the flashing lights.
OH GOSH
That's so much effort it's crazy
I hope you really enjoyed it :3
Nice pfp...
As someone who just beat Half-Life in VR a couple days ago with a good bit of difficulty, this is insane to me.
If you were playing on latest Steam version, why didn't you set your max FPS to 1000 to get 10 times as much HP from the infinite health door in the same amount of time?
Lol hi kovic
I'm curious why you didn't get the gun that the alien soldiers use. I don't remember how you get it, so it could just be impossible/highly impractical, but the ability to have a gun that aims itself doesn't seem like it'd be too lame. Maybe lame when combined with the infinite health glitch, but once you actually started getting to normal health again...
if you meant the hivehand, you get it in the middle of surface tension after going down the lift inside the room full of trip mines, if you somehow don’t get it (it’s pretty big and hard to miss) you can find another one in lambda core near the end of the chapter, inside one of the small rooms full of weapons and ammo
Absolute madlad, awesome idea for a run! 😁👍
Dude you deserve to many more subs
The ending made me cry
Wonderful video pinplash!
I wish I would've seen it all live but TH-cam never notified me, I only saw one or two streams 😭
There are many hilarious clips and demonstrate the bugs, including soldier with arrow on knee, friendly fire, "video game" joke, and speedrun tricks. Nice edit!
5:30 excellent first-aid service
A day in the life of a scientist with torticollis
I knew 2000 hp wasn't quite enough.
Whenever I see similar titles to this one, the ones like, “Can I blah blah blah?” I just think, “No. No you can't.”
got this in my recommended, actually really cool, didn't know you could beat half-life like this
"We're going to ride on this tank's shaft"
Pinsplash sounding alot more robotic as the days go by!
what a video... when i went on to like it i was affraid to touch my mouse :)) amazing job, man
This is so fucking painful to watch. I feel like just hopping on hl and franticly spinning around to relieve some of the frustration.
Imagine you are one of the heavily trained soldiers, spending about a quarter of your life training. Only to be pointlessly killed by someone who is playing the game without a mouse
People who knows about doom moving "look how much they need to mimic a fraction of our powers"
This reminds me when I beat Half life 2 and episode 1 with a mac trackpad. Legitimately I only did it because I didn't have a mouse.
Edit: To clarrify, this was years ago before I got a mouse to play games on my Macbook, I didn't intentionally play half life 2 with it, it was rather something I had to do.
yeah i 100% beat hl2 for the first time on a thinkpad that got me like 12fps max
@@thuslyandfurthermore Thats impressive, I had decent fps when I played it. I think. The game ran well for me, if the game lagged constantly I would of gave up.
29:57 I was waiting the entire video for this joke lol
Gordon, the theoretical physicist smarty pants science man, throwing a grenade in a vent he is also in, because he really doesn't want to turn his head a little bit.
all that set up... for a PUN!?
so immersed in this essay that i had to use the door of my room to find the right angle to push that like button
7:15 made me laugh so hard wtf xDD
>Yes I just used tripmines on snarks
you mean to tell me you don't do that on the snark nests in that one map? That's probably the best way to deal with them since you can trip the laser from far enough away that the snarks don't bother you, and conserve your satchel charges in the process.
the way you talk become so much better over the time, something really changed and I can't quite put my finger on it, but it does sound way more professional now
nightmare nightmare nightmare
Your videos are so relaxing, I fall asleep every time I watch one
only time i've ever seen tripmines be used
You’re under rated keep it up love the videos
am i funny for asking these questions, even though i know the answer?
Nice to know that there was literally no point to me going into that elevator at the end of Unforseen Consequences to do the *Funny Glitch™*
Can't wait for Valve to patch that infinite health door ;)
"anyone in here a fucker" lol
Entire world defeated in a working days by half naked aliens who die from a few crossbow bolts
and her I was thinking he was using the arrows to get orientated and the dude just starts the video telling he jumps to stay looking the same deriction when the train makes a curve...
Gordon after getting paralysed from the neck up.
Unforseen consequences of not having a helmet
hd models in this game is like rainbow vomit in a garbage can
this was the first run of half life that i've watched. very cool
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Spine has no joints
Pinsplash never disappoints
1:50 Is it just me or is there a face repeating in the wall texture?
Easier method: use the left and right arrow keys 😛
JK, I love this types of videos because of the crazy dedication to detail
Me at 8 years old still playing the pc even after throwing the mouse out the window:
💀
Absolute gamer.
The first sentence in this video... Thank you so much
Doing this fixed camera thing is actually really fun at home.
do you mean like walking around your house while only keeping your head/body facing a single direction? Do you also press up against doors to change your angle?
@@Geddy135 That's right! You might want to face the toilet to poop though, so you don't have to do that door thing to flush it after several attempt.
We need a TAS for this
This is painstaking
Quote of the month: Spinny things are *_Goode_*
Okay, but what about asking a question that ISN'T on the list? Am I funny now?
Ah yes, The Black Mesa Incident, The day Dr. Freeman fought his way through a resonance cascade while in a neck immobiliser.
I didn't know scientist can heal you, omg
7:00 i was today years old when i've found out you can bypass electric water like this...
I only caught the Power Up and On a Rail stream, but this is my favorite playthrough of HL just because of the dedication of playing the whole game with such a restriction. It's like an extra annoying puzzle game
Ah yes, the osteoporosis%
I consider this the cannon run of the game
Derek Zoolander in Black Mesa.
you can also break the vent in the trash compactor by just falling on it for some reason
no other vent in the game except for this one does that
we're going back to the old eras of Doom
Gordon was told to never rear his ugly head like this again
you are my fav half life channel so far