It's not disrespect, though. It's just making it the most understandable it can possibly be by conforming to standard syntax rules. It's actually quite respectful to both the writer, who is trying to deliver the message, and to the readers, who have to do the deciphering.
The actual captions: 0:15 “Don’t repeat this.” 0:46 “Matisse now, Pollock later.” 1:25 “You did say you wanted an earlier flight.” 1:52 “The Founding Fathers were clear. You must win by two.” 2:29 “I faked my applause.” 3:00 “They now think that kryptonite is actually good for you, in small doses.” 3:49 “I move for less transparency.” 4:23 “Does he know why we invited him to the barbecue?”
For someone reason people are really critical of all of these. I find this is incredible difficult under the spot and most of the comedians have done really clever ones
I've watched a lot of these now, and I think John Hamm was funnier than most of the comedians they've had on. Even his filler commentary was hilarious.
First one: "I don't know guys, I'm starting to feel like we are just squawking in circles." "We've been talking for an hour and nobody has said anything original."
personally I would have written: 1) "who among you made me look like a parrot in yesterday's speech?" 2) "it's fine to be artistic, but that's too much.." 5) "look, you do not impress with me like this." 7) "there was not enough room for everyone. you have to open the door before you leave." 8) "perhaps it was much better to leave it in Texas."
Wade Wilson, you can't judge the matchup between the two of us? Jenny Oh, It's On WWWaaadddeee! Wade Wilson dang it! you have beaten me in this game Already? Fine? (Takes one breath) well... I guess it's time of round two!
I can't help it...Jon Hamm is funnier than most comedians out there...he could yell "Taxi" and it's his facial expressions and delivery that is freaking funny...I love him...one of my many nephews looks and talks just like him...love his new Skip the Dishes ads that are hilarious...they could not pick a funnier guy... handsome with personality...wow
I think "Those guys have danced themselves into a whole lot of trouble" would have been perfect ha! Roe v Wade was great. So was superman and the buffalo! Hamm did way better than some other comedians. ~Trav
My favorite thing about these videos is the subtle disrespect of the editors adjusting the guests’ punctuation
That's why they have editors.
gotta love how you left out the punctuation after "puctuation".
😂😂
It's not disrespect, though. It's just making it the most understandable it can possibly be by conforming to standard syntax rules. It's actually quite respectful to both the writer, who is trying to deliver the message, and to the readers, who have to do the deciphering.
@JediNxf7 dammit XD
Jon Hamm has one of the world's greatest voices.
He should narrate something at some point.
....and face!!
He sounds kind of effeminate in this.
He should be an actor.
Effeminate voice.
He has very nice penmanship. And face. It's all nice.
Need some tissues to wipe down the chair?
His captions were pretty bad though
GoldenTV3 😂😂😂😂😂
@@GoldenTV3 I need 👀😂
"Harold you sonovabitch" would have worked for just about every one of these.
Harold you sonovabitch
My sexuality is Jon Hamm saying “homeboy”
The actual captions:
0:15 “Don’t repeat this.”
0:46 “Matisse now, Pollock later.”
1:25 “You did say you wanted an earlier flight.”
1:52 “The Founding Fathers were clear. You must win by two.”
2:29 “I faked my applause.”
3:00 “They now think that kryptonite is actually good for you, in small doses.”
3:49 “I move for less transparency.”
4:23 “Does he know why we invited him to the barbecue?”
Those are much better.
Yours are far better. I like the "I faked my applause" best
"Pollock later" 😂😂
I respect u , very witty
Okay, so the second group are forming a Matisse picture. But why Pollock?
This is mad, man.
This, is mad man.
Mad Lad*
This is, mad man.
I was not expecting to be impressed with Hamm on the cartoon captioning game, but I was pleasantly surprised.
Yes!
he didn't play draper for nothing lol
john hamm started his career with the groundlings comedy improve group. he knows funny.
The guy is very intelligent, don’t know why you would have expected less.
he is the most charming person ever i just feel so pleased everytime i see him
Need some tissues to wide down the chair?
I don't know what y'all smoking, this dude is funny
For someone reason people are really critical of all of these. I find this is incredible difficult under the spot and most of the comedians have done really clever ones
Jon Hamm is the only person who is funnier when he explains the joke.
Norm
Jon Hamm: Gorgeous and funny. I especially liked the ranch one at the end.
I've seen four or five of these caption contest vids. It's harder than it looks, but Jon Hamm did not disappoint. 🤣
He could never disappoint!!
2:05 Justice has been served.
YES!!!
He nailed these.
So good to look at . . . and the he speaks with that voice!
He is Don Drapering his way through this brilliantly. How can ANYONE be that smart and that stunning at the same time?
Confirmed, I'm in love with Jon Hamm.
Who isn't? 😍😘
I love him more.♡
Yeah, get in line
The Hamm delivery is the very best
2:38 "When I said 'oral prowess' I had something else in mind!"
I've watched a lot of these now, and I think John Hamm was funnier than most of the comedians they've had on. Even his filler commentary was hilarious.
Roe 12, Wade 14 😂😂😂😂
" I told you...sky diving is an art not a science!"
He’s not just handsome, really cute and funny too. What a sweet fella.
I DID NOT know Jon Hamm was SO SASSY omg this is life 🤣
Isn’t that a Matisse in the skydiving one?
Yep!
the irony that he chose to use the word "modern!"
Classic Don Draper
surprised he didn't recognize that...
We can all feel so superior and smug for recognising this. Typical NewYorker reader attitude
hahah the buffalo dipped in ranch is a typical MidWest(esp St Louis) thing..I live in STL presently
He was barely taking is seriously, yet nailed the Roe. vs. Wade and the Ranch one at the end.
Skydiving one:
‘But is this art, Dave?’
‘Well, it will be when we hit the ground.’
your heart is super, man. 💘
i didn’t realize how much i love john hamm until this very moment
I can watch this man talk all day
Jon Hamm proving the value of good comedy writers.
The look on his face when he explains them. Pure joy.
Best Cartoon Caption Contest video so far, hands down.
He’s the only one whose captions I liked and laughed at. Well done John.
At the end, he totally redeemed himself!!
Hamm had some solid winners.
0:16 "Debra would be here but she keeps flying into the glass ceiling."
These were a lot funnier than most comedians'! The joke at the airport actually cracked me up! =D
This is amazing to watch high
He is so handsome and clever I adore him
*I liked his caption of the Old plane. I laughed on that one.*
I unintentionally watched this video in grayscale. Made it so much better.
Please have trixie and katya next, pleeaaaase. They're going to be so good in this!
The skydiving one is so obvious, “They say its about the journey, not the destination.”
4:22 that laugh is timely. I literally just hear it in my head when i’m just doing my own business
Jon Hamm's voice is honey.
The opener will never be topped
Such a missed opportunity for the last one!
"CannonBULL!"
2:00 "The ball's in your court."
He was born for this.
The buffalo diving into pool, "Yup, another Peta convention at this Hotel."
How much charm and talent in a person! Besides possessing an incredible voice!
The good news is that it exists and may be the next James Bond!
Er wäre perfekt..♥️
Gorgeous and smart too. Blessed.
Parrots: "OK, let's go round. I'll go first. Walnuts"
Cannot get enough of Jon Hamm ❣️
"I comment on youtube videos because I know who matisse is and that makes me feel better about ymself and forget that I'm not a friendly moviestar"
He did the best out of the videos I’ve seen
First one: "I don't know guys, I'm starting to feel like we are just squawking in circles." "We've been talking for an hour and nobody has said anything original."
Just when I thought Jon hamm couldn’t get better
But much better looking
"I got this Kryptonite stethoscope for my birthday- Dear God! You are a very sick man!"
"well, i'm deaf now ." -- that superman one.
“Now don’t just parrot back to me”. The Ranch pool was good, Jon!
0:30 “did you get pears?”
My caption for the last one. "CANNONBUUULLLLLLLLL!
Good job qualifying that the captions don't have to be funny. And well done Jon for sticking so diligently to the brief.
Last one could’ve been “cannon-bull”
Jon Hamm is like the english teacher I would have a crush on back in high school for a semester.
This is the first one of these videos where i actually liked the captions the guest came up with
I would drink a beer with John Hamm. Seems smart, funny and positive.
These are actually so funny!
This one was very good, great job!
"You need to cut down on the Kryptonite."
man My Dad would love to do this...he'd kill it, J Hamm not to bad pal!!
This was really enjoyable
"they're going down cause these are down lines"
4:10 we've decided to bring in some outside hires.
personally I would have written:
1) "who among you made me look like a parrot in yesterday's speech?"
2) "it's fine to be artistic, but that's too much.."
5) "look, you do not impress with me like this."
7) "there was not enough room for everyone. you have to open the door before you leave."
8) "perhaps it was much better to leave it in Texas."
The Roe v. Wade was really funny. The rest were meh.
Gail Gurman I thought the flight one was pretty good
Wade Wilson,
you can't judge the matchup between the two of us?
Jenny
Oh, It's On WWWaaadddeee!
Wade Wilson
dang it!
you have beaten me in this game Already?
Fine?
(Takes one breath)
well...
I guess it's time of round two!
Can you explain the 12/14 thing to me? The original text is "you must win by 2" but I don't understand it either.
it was only funny if you LOVE child murder. which means you are a sociopath, congrats!
The "Harold you sonovabitch" one made me chuckle
Jon did well on all of them. Very impressed. Still waiting for you to get Bill Burr.
"Homeboy can't let it go."
This has been the best one
“I’m not gonna assume it’s Earth.🤷🏻♂️ not for me to judge.”
Oh he's so lovely.
This is amazing.
Bull and pool: "They let everyone in now-a-days"
This was way funnier than the attempt by well known comedians Will Ferrell and John. C Reilly.
"Harold you sonofabitch" was the peak...
I can't help it...Jon Hamm is funnier than most comedians out there...he could yell "Taxi" and it's his facial expressions and delivery that is freaking funny...I love him...one of my many nephews looks and talks just like him...love his new Skip the Dishes ads that are hilarious...they could not pick a funnier guy... handsome with personality...wow
Ladies and gentlemen, the ultimate dinner party + game night guest.
The man is just gorgeous.
hes just a super chill dude
Ohmg this is the best. Out of all. And there were other good ones
The Roe v Wade one was epic
Anyone else see the Superman comic and then think, holy crap, Jon Hamm as Supes in a Batman: Beyond movie?
I love New Yorker .
This person is good at captions.
How could anyone not love him?
Wife: "It wasn't THAT good!!!"
I think "Those guys have danced themselves into a whole lot of trouble" would have been perfect ha!
Roe v Wade was great. So was superman and the buffalo!
Hamm did way better than some other comedians.
~Trav