Jon Hamm Enters The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | The New Yorker
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- The actor, who stars in the movie “Bad Times at the El Royale,” tries his hand at our cartoon-caption contest.
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Jon Hamm Enters The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | The New Yorker
My favorite thing about these videos is the subtle disrespect of the editors adjusting the guests’ punctuation
That's why they have editors.
gotta love how you left out the punctuation after "puctuation".
😂😂
It's not disrespect, though. It's just making it the most understandable it can possibly be by conforming to standard syntax rules. It's actually quite respectful to both the writer, who is trying to deliver the message, and to the readers, who have to do the deciphering.
@JediNxf7 dammit XD
" I told you...sky diving is an art not a science!"
So good to look at . . . and the he speaks with that voice!
Best Cartoon Caption Contest video so far, hands down.
He was born for this.
"I got this Kryptonite stethoscope for my birthday- Dear God! You are a very sick man!"
Just when I thought Jon hamm couldn’t get better
But much better looking
First one: "I don't know guys, I'm starting to feel like we are just squawking in circles." "We've been talking for an hour and nobody has said anything original."
personally I would have written:
1) "who among you made me look like a parrot in yesterday's speech?"
2) "it's fine to be artistic, but that's too much.."
5) "look, you do not impress with me like this."
7) "there was not enough room for everyone. you have to open the door before you leave."
8) "perhaps it was much better to leave it in Texas."
Caption for the last one: "Cowabunga!"
This was way funnier than the attempt by well known comedians Will Ferrell and John. C Reilly.
"Harold you sonofabitch" was the peak...
The man is just gorgeous.
I can't help it...Jon Hamm is funnier than most comedians out there...he could yell "Taxi" and it's his facial expressions and delivery that is freaking funny...I love him...one of my many nephews looks and talks just like him...love his new Skip the Dishes ads that are hilarious...they could not pick a funnier guy... handsome with personality...wow
hes just a super chill dude
Parrots: " is someone going to say something, or must I repeat myself again?"
1:24 bro they vibing
Jon Hamm was the funniest
I love this so so so much.
John Hamm Level of Consciousness 502 #johnhamm #AVATARConsciousness
The last one was good
Wish Jon would smoke w me and be my Homeboy”
2:33 That's not what I meant by spicing things up.
Genius
For the last one...
"It rubbed the suntan lotion on its skin."
sigh... i like it when he smiles at the camera
I love Christian Bale as Pat Bateman but Jon Hamm would've killed it too.
I feel like he’s an idealized version of Phil Dunphy.
Seems he was assisted by (Peggy?!)
He's great hahaa
why tf was there just one huge pillow
0:46 Modern dance majors trying to use their degree in real life
I'd love to see Lee Mack do this
4:17 Ladies and gentlemen... The Beastie Boys.
please do this with tina and amy
"Harold you sonovabitch" would have worked for just about every one of these.
Harold you sonovabitch
My sexuality is Jon Hamm saying “homeboy”
Jon Hamm has one of the world's greatest voices.
He should narrate something at some point.
....and face!!
He sounds kind of effeminate in this.
He should be an actor.
Effeminate voice.
He has very nice penmanship. And face. It's all nice.
Need some tissues to wipe down the chair?
His captions were pretty bad though
GoldenTV3 😂😂😂😂😂
@@GoldenTV3 I need 👀😂
Jon Hamm is the only person who is funnier when he explains the joke.
Norm
The actual captions:
0:15 “Don’t repeat this.”
0:46 “Matisse now, Pollock later.”
1:25 “You did say you wanted an earlier flight.”
1:52 “The Founding Fathers were clear. You must win by two.”
2:29 “I faked my applause.”
3:00 “They now think that kryptonite is actually good for you, in small doses.”
3:49 “I move for less transparency.”
4:23 “Does he know why we invited him to the barbecue?”
Those are much better.
Yours are far better. I like the "I faked my applause" best
"Pollock later" 😂😂
I respect u , very witty
Okay, so the second group are forming a Matisse picture. But why Pollock?
This is mad, man.
This, is mad man.
Mad Lad*
This is, mad man.
I don't know what y'all smoking, this dude is funny
For someone reason people are really critical of all of these. I find this is incredible difficult under the spot and most of the comedians have done really clever ones
I was not expecting to be impressed with Hamm on the cartoon captioning game, but I was pleasantly surprised.
Yes!
he didn't play draper for nothing lol
john hamm started his career with the groundlings comedy improve group. he knows funny.
The guy is very intelligent, don’t know why you would have expected less.
I've watched a lot of these now, and I think John Hamm was funnier than most of the comedians they've had on. Even his filler commentary was hilarious.
2:05 Justice has been served.
YES!!!
he is the most charming person ever i just feel so pleased everytime i see him
Need some tissues to wide down the chair?
Jon Hamm: Gorgeous and funny. I especially liked the ranch one at the end.
I've seen four or five of these caption contest vids. It's harder than it looks, but Jon Hamm did not disappoint. 🤣
He could never disappoint!!
Isn’t that a Matisse in the skydiving one?
Yep!
the irony that he chose to use the word "modern!"
Classic Don Draper
surprised he didn't recognize that...
We can all feel so superior and smug for recognising this. Typical NewYorker reader attitude
your heart is super, man. 💘
Roe 12, Wade 14 😂😂😂😂
Please have trixie and katya next, pleeaaaase. They're going to be so good in this!
Confirmed, I'm in love with Jon Hamm.
Who isn't? 😍😘
I love him more.♡
Yeah, get in line
2:38 "When I said 'oral prowess' I had something else in mind!"
I DID NOT know Jon Hamm was SO SASSY omg this is life 🤣
The Roe v. Wade was really funny. The rest were meh.
Gail Gurman I thought the flight one was pretty good
Wade Wilson,
you can't judge the matchup between the two of us?
Jenny
Oh, It's On WWWaaadddeee!
Wade Wilson
dang it!
you have beaten me in this game Already?
Fine?
(Takes one breath)
well...
I guess it's time of round two!
Can you explain the 12/14 thing to me? The original text is "you must win by 2" but I don't understand it either.
it was only funny if you LOVE child murder. which means you are a sociopath, congrats!
The "Harold you sonovabitch" one made me chuckle
Skydiving one:
‘But is this art, Dave?’
‘Well, it will be when we hit the ground.’
"they're going down cause these are down lines"
Hamm had some solid winners.
He is Don Drapering his way through this brilliantly. How can ANYONE be that smart and that stunning at the same time?
These were a lot funnier than most comedians'! The joke at the airport actually cracked me up! =D
4:10 we've decided to bring in some outside hires.
At the end, he totally redeemed himself!!
"I comment on youtube videos because I know who matisse is and that makes me feel better about ymself and forget that I'm not a friendly moviestar"
He’s not just handsome, really cute and funny too. What a sweet fella.
Such a missed opportunity for the last one!
"CannonBULL!"
0:16 "Debra would be here but she keeps flying into the glass ceiling."
Last one could’ve been “cannon-bull”
hahah the buffalo dipped in ranch is a typical MidWest(esp St Louis) thing..I live in STL presently
2:00 "The ball's in your court."
*I liked his caption of the Old plane. I laughed on that one.*
i don’t accept this because he said you dip buffalo in ranch and it’s blue cheese
Yes.
He was barely taking is seriously, yet nailed the Roe. vs. Wade and the Ranch one at the end.
Jon Hamm proving the value of good comedy writers.
I can watch this man talk all day
The skydiving one is so obvious, “They say its about the journey, not the destination.”
He’s Phil Dunphy but real
Bull and pool: "They let everyone in now-a-days"
And the 9-year-old kid remains the funniest.
Homeboy lmao!!!!
The superman one should've been "I think it's broken"
i didn’t realize how much i love john hamm until this very moment
Table tennis games are played to 11
The opener will never be topped
He’s the only one whose captions I liked and laughed at. Well done John.
Judges with paddles, and roe(row) and wade are both water terms, what is this cartoon actually saying? 🤔
"You need to cut down on the Kryptonite."
My caption for the last one. "CANNONBUUULLLLLLLLL!
"Homeboy can't let it go."
I think "Those guys have danced themselves into a whole lot of trouble" would have been perfect ha!
Roe v Wade was great. So was superman and the buffalo!
Hamm did way better than some other comedians.
~Trav
“I’m not gonna assume it’s Earth.🤷🏻♂️ not for me to judge.”
1:53 “Divorce trials have really gone off the rails these days.”
Parrots: "OK, let's go round. I'll go first. Walnuts"
He is so handsome and clever I adore him
The buffalo diving into pool, "Yup, another Peta convention at this Hotel."
I'm not going to assume it's EARTH...NOT for me to judge .....
"Oh my GOD did you just ASSUMEEEE What Planet I am???"
Only time i laughed in all these videos was 2:49
The Hamm delivery is the very best
John Hamm doesn't know about Matisse's "La danse".
I don't either
The penultimate one should have been " We needed an outside perspective"